/bara/ thread

>>11490736
Did we neglect it overnight

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Are humans allowed?

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>>11491116
I dont see why not

I have to say, I never really considered myself attracted to guys until a few years ago and even since then, I have considered feminine guys to be MUCH more attractive to me, but there's just something about dominating a bigger, stronger guy that just makes my mind go crazy.
Just having someone that's physically more imposing to submit even though he could easily beat me up, is a pleasure in life that more people should like.

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>>11493936
>ywn eat Dragon dad's musky ass after a long session of getting fucked silly by him
Well, fuck.

>>11491116
Post more Kiba, please.

>>11490966
Yes.

>>11491436
eew it's like they photoshopped a real dick onto em'

>>11496900
Rengar is such a qt.

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>>11496967
i want to rape him and make him my mind broken cum dump!

>>11497347
Same. I'd do all sorts of lewd things to a mindbroken Rengar.
>fuck him and breed him constantly
>walk him on a leash and make him suck off strangers
>gangbang him, bukkake him and then make him rim all the guys that fucked him
>make him drink cum out of a doggie bowl

So I wrote this shitty little greentext story, guys. Could have a few mistakes here or there since I did it pretty fast, but I hope you enjoy it.

>be me
>lion in late 20s with a somewhat muscular build
>have a tiger friend who's also pretty big too
>we go to gym together a couple of times a week during the evening after work
>recently he start going home every Friday and cites having ''extra work''
>assume he goes dating and wants to be private about it so I just ignore it
>one Friday he leaves in a hurry after getting a message on his phone and forgets his things
>message him, but there's no response
>I've been to his place, so I decide to bring him his things anyway
>drive to his place, get out of the car and knock on his door
>no response
>knock again and still no response
>enter using his emergency key that he keeps near the door, thinking something might be wrong
>enter, hearing some sort of noise coming from the bedroom, so I leave his sack on the floor in the hallway and move

towards the bedroom
>see tiger friend on all fours panting and moaning as this big bull guy is fucking him in the ass
>both are with their backs turned so they can't see me
>had no idea friend was gay or that he's into this
>bull guy is pretty huge
>he's full head taller than me, broad sholders, big muscular and looks to be in his mid 30s
>looks like he could easily beat me up if he wanted to
>he's grunting loudly and pounding my friend hard and calling him dirty words
>tiger friend just moans back in response

>>11499108
>both are covered in sweat and panting
>get a boner from watching them and I kinda wish it was me getting fucked by that big bull
>suddenly the bull turns around and says: ''So you gonna join us or are you gonna keep watching like that all night?''
>realize I've been watching them fuck for a few minutes
>at this moment friend realizes I'm there and embarrassingly calls me out:''Anon, what are you doing here?! I told you I

have work Fridays!''
>bull pulls out of him and turns to me
>''So is guy a friend of yours or something? He really seemed to enjoy watching us. Looks like he wants some of this fat

bull cock too.''
>embarrassed as well I explain what I'm doing here and who I am
>noticing the boner through my pants, my friend asks me if I like guys too
>we talk a bit about our mutual interest in guys, he tells that this is what he's been doing Fridays
>suddenly we get interrupted by the bull
>''So you wanna join? I'll fuck you hard along with your friend here. I've been itching for lion bitch to fuck for a

while.''
>look at friend
>he seems okay with the situation, even somewhat excited
>say yes
>''Now strip! I wanna see you body.''
>remove all my clothes and underwear as both of them aproach me
>somewhat embarrased that my friend is seeing me naked in a situation like this
>bull wraps his shoulders around each one of us and he towers above us
>can fully see his body now
>nice pecs, a nice big muscle gut with visible abs and a huge fat cock
>can't exactly estimate his size, but it must be around 8.5-9 inches

>>11499150
>can smell his strong musk mixing with his sweat
>being so close to him Ireally want to worship that strong body of his
>bull uses his big arm to grope and gently slap my ass
>''If you wanna get a good dicking from me you have to earn it like a good slut. Your tiger friend here is familiar with this whole thing, so both of you get to work on my pits.''
>with that he lifts his arm revealing his sweaty hairy armpits
>shove my face deep into it and start snuffing his strong body odor
>the smell is intoxicating and making me even harder
>worshiping a strong muscular guy has always been my fetish
>can't believe a guy like him is into this
>can see my friend obediently liking this man's sweaty armpit
>start to lick and sniff the other armpit while stroking my dick
>''You're an obedient one, I see. You barely even know me and you're already submiting to my orders! I always knew lions were submissive bitches and you're no exception.''
>this goes on for a few minutes before he orders us to play with his nipples
>we both start sucking on one of his nipples
>tease it with my tongue, biting it gently before going back to suck it
>friend does the same
>bull moans and occasionally gives each of us a firm slap on the ass for encouragement
>''On your kness and start worshiping my dick, you sluts!'' he orders
>we both get on our kness and start licking that juicky peace of meat
>the taste is amazing, mixing with sweat and musk
>move my tongue all over from the balls to tip, occasionally me and tiger friend's tongue meet at the urethral opening to share a sweet drop of pre-cum

>>11499172
>start sucking on his juicy tip as my friend works on the shaft and balls
>''Oh, yeah! Keep going, you two! Keep sucking on it.''
>after some time passes, he grabs us by heads and moves us away from his cock
>''So which one of you is gonna give me a nice rimjob? I've broken up quite a sweat from fucking this tiger slut and my ass needs a good worship too.''
>agree and move behind him as my friend positions to suck his cock directly
>spread his asscheck and shove my nose directly into his hole
>the strong bull musk is overwhelming and I feel almost hypnotized by the scent
>start licking and shoving my tongue deep into his asshole, can taste his sweat clearly which makes me keep licking it
>bull places his two hands on my friend's head and forces him onto his fat cock
>friend deepthroats his cock, occasionally sounding like he's chocking a bit but clearly has done this before and enjoys it
>the inteste slurping of my tiger friend makes me stop eating ass just look at him sucking on the fat bull cock
>''Who told you to stop eating my ass, bitch?'' he says as he uses one of his arms to force my face into his ass
>start eating again, this time more intensely, the strong musk hits my nose so hard I tear up a bit but keep eating
>tiger friend keep deepthroating seemingly enjoying every second
>bull pulls out his cock and slaps it against my friend's face, saliva and sweat dribbling from it over my friend's face
>he suddenly grabs me and pushes me on the bed, my face on the sheets
>shoves his dick in my ass and starts fucking me while pushing my head into the bed with his hand
>painful at first but quickly get used to his fast rough movements and start enjoying it
>friend starts eating his ass as the big bull pounds me hard
>''You like it?! You like my fat cock, don't you you lion bitch?'' he grunts out
>''Y-yes!'' I barely manage to moan out
>''Yes what?''
>''Y-yes, sir!''

>>11499194
>''Good, boy! Now obediently take my cock!'' he says as he thrust hard once and then resumes his old pace
>his fat cock easily fills up my ass and hits my prostate constantly as my cock leaks pre-cum like mad
>his sweaty ballsack slaps against my ass with every thrust
>calls me bitch, slut and all sorts of obscene words, but I don't care and keep moaning as he fucks me silly
>getting close, feel like I'm gonna cum any moment now
>bull suddenly pulls out and pushes me aside as he sits on the bed
>friend sits on bull's cock with back facing the bull, he moans loudly as he sits on the fat bull dick
>look at them confused
>''You don't get to cum yet, boy! Your friend here gets priority. Plus you haven't proven yourself as obedient enough. Now start sucking off your tiger friend and maybe I'll give you another taste of my cock.''
>he starts pounding my friend in the ass roughly
>the sounds of his sweaty cock slapping against my friend's ass echoes across the room
>put my mouth on friend's cock and start gently sucking his tip
>friend seems embarrassed at first, but his face quickly shifts to a lewd face in complete abandon
>get a front row seat to my friend's ass getting fucked hard
>as friend gets fucked, the bull pinches and plays with his nipples and french kisses with him from time to time
>at one point the bull grabs my head and forced me to deep throat my friend's cock
>choke a bit but manage to keep my cool
>as he makes out with my friend he dirty talks with my him asking him whether he like cock and my friend agrees to every line
>they seem to have been doing this for a while, since my friend seems absolutely addicted to cock

>>11499208
>ignores me completely and keeps talking about how much he loves cock
>after a while I can both of them tense up, both look ready to cum
>without warning the bull cums, sticky white fluid gushing forth from my tiger friend's ass
>friend cums inside my mouth catching me by surprise
>get caught by surprise and spit most of it out
>bull pulls out of the tiger's ass, his cock still rock hard
>him and friend tongues play for a bit and then the bull looks at me
>''Now, it's your turn. I'm gonna break you into my subby bitch.''
>leaves friend on the ground, fried still has a pleasured expression on his face and thick cum keeps gushing from his used asshole
>bull pushes me on the bed again, this time I'm facing him
>lies on top of me forcing me into a missionary position under his hefty bulk until I can't move
>his cock rubs all over my ass. ''Now say how much you want my cock, bitch. Beg for it!''
>embarrased as hell, but I wanna get fucked hard at this point
>''C'mon! Say something or else I'm gonna go back to fucking your bitch friend over there.''
>can't take it anymore and yell how much I wanna get fucked by his cock
>shoves it inside and start thrusting hard
>can feel his cock slide in and out as it loudly slaps against me
>stuck beneath him I'm forced to snuff his strong musk and the sweat from all the fucking
>his strong grip that doesn't allow me to move much and my cock rubbing against his abdomen
>I'm in heaven
>he grunts out ''Say it! Say how much you want to get fucked!''

>>11499230
>''Yes. Fuck me harder! I want your cock! Please use my ass as much as possible!'' I yell out in between moans
>can't believe I'm saying such things but it's too late now
>''Yes. Say it out loud! Say how much of a bitch you are!'' he grunts as he picks up in speed and then slows down but goes as deep as possible, alternating between the two
>I keep spouting lines I never thought I'd ever say
>as he gets close he grunts out: ''I'm close! I'm gonna cum inside, you bitch, whether you like it on not! I'm the breeding bull and you're two sluts are my cumdumps.''
>''Please, sir! Please cum inside me and make this lion into your breeding bitch!'' I can barely blurt out, feeling his cock inside me going harder and faster, my prostate getting pounded into submission by his meaty bull cock. ''Dominate me harder! I submit to your alpha cock, sir! I want your virile bull seed to stain my insides.''
>''Damn, never knew you were this much of a slut. Your friend didn't start talking dirty like this until after a few months of fucking.'' he pauses and grunts while thrusting as deep as possible. ''I'm cumming! After I'm through with you you're gonna smell like my musk for weeks and people'll know you're my bitch!''
>the next minute so he picks up speed as we both just grunt and moan animalistically
>eventually he comes fulling me to the brim with warm bull seed, I cum all over his belly
>the warmth and wet feeling of his cum feels amazing
>he doesn't stop fucking me immediately and keep thrusting and spurting out cum inside me a few more times
>with his last thrust he colapses on top of me, we both pant for air

>>11499251
>he forces my face into his own and and uses his tongue to play with mine
>''Ugh! That was great! You're a huge slut just like your friend, lion. I'll enjoy breeding you.''
>we get up and he positions both me and my friend on our knees in front of his cock
>he start jerking his cock, at this point it's somewhat limp but still hard nonetheless
>he cums all over our faces
>we both start drinking the sweet bull seed
>''Now share you two.'' he says as he pushes us together
>me and the tiger kiss sharing bull ejaculate and saliva
>after a while my friend opened his mouth and says: ''Damn, anon you got fucked hard. I never knew you liked this too. You seemed to enjoy it a lot.''
>''Y-yes!'' I barely blurt out thinking to myself how great it was
>''So you wanna do this again sometime?'' my friend asks me
>''Yeah.''
>from that point me and my friend both went home together every Friday

to be continued...

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>>11499277
Will read later, thanks barafag
And checked

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>>11490736
new g/fur server for anyone interested
RHaDzUY

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This thread won't die on my watch. Behold my healing touch!

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>>11500968
Love that boy!

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Can bara rate my T Rex on F list?

He does vore but aside from that he's a sex machine with other baras.

https://www.f-list.net/c/bounty%20hunter%20flint

Going to start drawing him soon, without the vore.

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Bump

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>>11499734
Nice minotaur

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>>11499277
This was beautiful

Any anons here have experience with Growlr? I've been getting messaged by a real cute dude nearby talking about doing pit stuff and cuddling, which are exactly my buttons to press. And I'm just nervous about maybe meeting him because it'd be my real first experience with all that. Anyway, just wanted to get this off my chest.

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>>11499108

> big kitties being pals

greentext lewdness is a vastly underappreciated artform

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>>11507736

where you live tends to play a bigger role than which app you use, but i'm living in kind of a dude desert atm, so that might not be true anymore.

in my experience the worst that can happen is getting catfished into an incredibly awkward unsexy evening. i say go for it

just let the guy know it's your first time. if he's halfway decent he'll understand and the whole thing will be a lot less intimidating (for both of you).

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>>11507820

sorry i posted about feelings here's some horny gay orcs

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>>11507736
Alright, I'll tl;dr some basic stuff for you.

Phone apps are weird, people can lie about stuff. Take a day or two to get to know them before doing anything to catch any red flags, that way you can make up an excuse if you want to get out.
Don't be afraid to say no, don't be afraid to talk a little before doing anything, everyone involved is usually nervous about this shit because it involves a lot of trust.
Ask for recent face and body pics, you'd be surprised how many people lie, then you show up and they are literally obese, fugly or just look crazy.
Bring condoms, obviously, leave your wallet in your car, etc.
Anything more than a 20 minute drive is usually never worth it.
Don't ever take poppers if you're offered. They fuck with your head.
Always pee after you have sex, lessens your chance of STI's
If you notice weird shit. Leave.
My first hookup I noticed the dude had crack pipes in the corner of his room and had surgical tubing. Nope'd out of there pretty fast.
>>11507763
I've been itching to do some greentext for a while, I might try this later today

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>>11507915

yes do that

(also >>11507736 this post is better advice, i forgot it takes a little while before you can recognize hookup app crazy)

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>it's only gay if he makes you purr

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>>11508290
damn

Can I get some baras sitting on my face plz?

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the original description for this one was "Don't worry it kind of turns him on to be this way." which kinda speaks for itself

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So does /bara/ have a story pastebin? Stories are fun!

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>>11510077

i don't, but i do have more bara archie

>>11507820
>>11507915
>>11508027
Thanks for the feedback, all good advice. Ill do the due diligence, and he did give his Facebook so if it's a catfish it's a damn good one. Maybe will get drinks tonight, I'll post back in next couple days if it happens

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>>11510122

good stuff! and hey, even if he turns out to be total clod, you still took the first step to putting yourself out there, and that's a really hard thing to do.

pic unrelated, although horny minotaur dancer is also proud of you

>>11508449
we don't deserve Forge

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>>11511289

which is presumably why his submissions are scattered to the internet winds across like five different furry archives and twitter and patreon

>>11506137
>>11507763
Thanks, guys. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>11507915
>I've been itching to do some greentext for a while, I might try this later today
Definitely go for it. Writing that greentext really helped brake the monotony of just posting the same images in these threads.

>>11513886
Yes please.

>>11502797
Looks pretty naisu to me anon
Anatomy looks very nice as well

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>>11514559
I really want to draw him now. I cant afford to to buy commissions so I'm gonna practice a lot soon.

Not gonna just draw him with vore shit. It's mostly gonna be him posing and showing off or being natural.

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thinking about joining the greentext gang- how does /bara/ feel about a little implied tf? average human guy wakes up one day as big buff bara, gets into hijinks

>>11515619
nothing wrong with implied TF, just don't be like those writers that make the TF part turn into other weird shit

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wew

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>>11518332
got a better one

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>>11513949
Think I'll do it tomorrow instead.
Didn't have as much free time as I wanted today

>>11520020
>newcomer loses challenge to become alpha male

>>11491116
This does nothing for me while
>>11508323
this makes me rock hard. What is that?

>>11521098
Why*

For someone who is trying to draw bara for the first time, is there any good spots to get photo reference of the real thing?

>>11521098
ur a furfag

>>11521118
look up pictures of rugby players I guess

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>>11499277
read the whole thing. great work

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https://youtu.be/1unBK_y4pYM
>The kangaroos

>>11521485
OHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

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>>11521098
its gonna be a upcoming comic i guess
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maririn

>>11507736
Meet him in public but be extremely cautious
If he won't, dont do it. Its probably some old dude with no left arm

>>11521485
PORN WHEN?

>>11521485
muh diq

>>11521485
Writefag we need smut of these two

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>>11523605
Thinking I'll do this as well as the tigers.
Should have some free time at work today to get it written, will post it later

>>11524784

>ywn get your pizza delivered by a shy tiger guy in spandex

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>>11521485
why are kangaroos son damn hot

>>11521485
They're totally closeted. The way the other had to be reminded that they're there for chicks; please.

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>Want to write this greentext
>Keep getting distracted

God damn it.
SOON.

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>>11490736
this is intrinsically disordered

>>11531589
No YOU'RE gay!
Ha, gottem~

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Moo

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>>11521485
Stupid sexy beefy kangaroos

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>>11532741
Also
Porn when?

>>11532741
>>11532770
Sweaty, beefy kangaroos...oh fuck I'm hard right now.

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>>11532770
>>11532741
>>11521485
fuuuucckk

>>11532419
Ffffuck I love buff bulls

>>11532741
>>11532770
Either porn or erotica. Or both.

>>11534275
Cap'n! There's a hole below deck that needs pluggin' up!

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>>11533305
>>11532904
>>11530745
Holy shit, I'm late.
Here's the kangaroo story.

https://pastebin.com/8cJQNKm3

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>>11535074
There might be a typo or two, let me know what you think.
I'm thinking I worded some of it a little weird, might have to change that and re-upload it later.

>>11535074
Not bad anon. I didn't notice any errors.

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>>11533033

>>11513828
it's p. nice, but
>those nails

pg10 save

>>11535074
Love it!

>>11529448
>be big dumb muscleboy
>rooming with me bigger, dumber muscleboy mate in a flat outside Perth
>both single, can't find gals we like enough to date, just want to hang and get our pump on. We're both looking great but Bruce is really uh...really killing it recently
>need girlfriends so we take a shot at spring break girls this year
>pack up bench and barbell set to get our pump on in the sand, attract some Sheilas
>only girls here are stick thin gazelle types, bro and I just stick to pumping all day
>bruce is talking to some lank camel tosser making a video, asks me why we're here again
>damn I forgot too, I got distracted when he was flexing. He's just so fuckin...
>oh, yeah women! I tell him
>he gives this half smile to the camera, like he was with it. Crikey since when's Bruce been so cute like that
>got a wicked pump and a tan on that weekend but no girls worth shackin up with
>Bruce and I head back to our flat. In the car I notice he's smelling damn good too
>wonder how his muscles feel

>>11538187
Ooooohhhhh yes

>>11538187
go on you little slutty writingfag

>>11532741
I wanna bury my face in his armpit

>>11521485
I NEED more of this show.

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Zzz

>>11540076
>>11540585
'Roo M8s (2/?)
>next week, Steve and I are feeling like true blue losers after failing to get with women at spring break. Can't even get a proper pump on since
>be with him on the couch watching Point Break again (our favorite) and cuddling shirtless cause I heard skin contact was good for bein sad
>it's a boring talking scene so I tell Steve, "bud I think we gotta think through this women problem. Like, why do people date people?"
>"Uh...because they're hot!"
>"Right yeah, so let's figure this out. What do we know that's hot?"
>He furrows his cute strong brow in thought, "umm...oh! Muscles! Muscles are hot"
>"Yeah yeah, too roight m8. So we're good. You're plenty hot with that."
>"Aww cheers m8, you're hot too. So like, women don't have as much muscles though."
>"Nah, not as much as us, even though they're at our gym all the time." (We're co-owners and trainers at this place on 24th and wollaby, and brothah we are rakin' it in) "And what else, ahh...well, big dicks are hot, that's why they're in all the pornos."
>"but how many women out there are real muscular and have big dicks?"
>"yeah, this is a roight pickle m8"
>We're starting to give ourselves some pisser headaches trynna think so hard about this, and they're robbin' banks again on the TV so we let it go and keep snuggling, rubbing each other's muscles

I don't do a lot of writefaggin. Just normal faggin

>>11541795
Roo M8s 3/3

>about a month later, Bruce and I are out picnicking on the park. It's our cheat day so we brought some nice brie and apples, and we're taking jaegerbombs in the grass
>he's wearing his pink tank top that says " 'Roo M8" real big. His muscles stretching it out looks great. I got us matching of those when we moved in together after college
>Were lying on the blanket, his head on my stomach. I'm rubbing his head and I say, "Bru' I been thinkin about how to date women again"
>"Yeah me too Stevie. Let's make a list of things people do when they date."
>"cool, uhhh...go see movies"
>"cook for each other"
>"compliment each other"
>"get a pump on"
>"Yeah of course. Let's see...they live together"
>"shit they do everything together right? They fuck"
>"Yeah fuckings a big one. They make pet names"
>"they go out clubbing"
>"go to the farmers markets"
>"get a pump on"
>"run a business"
>"love each other unconditionally"
>"like the same things"
>"get a pump on"
>"go on picnics in--oy wait Bru'. We do all these things just us."
>"oh yeah...except fuckin that is"
>"Yeah but that's easy, we can do fuckin just us. Were both proper hot. Shit why didn't we think of that yet"
>"So we could be dating, us, yeah?"
>"I mean yeah. I guess all the pieces go togethah. But arent we supposed ta be dating women?"
>"Yeah, but maybe we just think that's what we oughta be doing cause our dads did that"
>"not my dads, they dated each other"
>"oh, right right. Shit m8 that makes sense, let's ask them about it sometime"
>"well were having dinner with them tomorrow. All these jaegerbombs making ya forget shit"
>"haha I guess so. Oh I got another thing dating people do, they kiss all nice and loving like."
>"oh yeah. Let's do that then"
>he rolls over and we get snogging in the grass. It's fuckin good

>>11542678
Epilogue
The next day
>"anyway, popses, that's how we figured askin' you how two fellas dating works"
>an older koala looks at his beaming adopted kangaroo son, proud and happy, but leans over to his bull husband and mutters, "I still can't believe he managed to find a boyfriend dumber than he is"

KEEP GOING

>>11542732
I will soon. Man like partly I just think being really stupid and domestic is adorably romantic, and partly I'm still committed to the wordplay of Roo M8s. Or mates.

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>>11532770
>>11532904
>>11532741
>>11522466
>>11521723

>>11545470
Oh shit! Fuck yeah!

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>>11535074

>>11542712
>>11542678
>>11541795
>>11538187
I like it

>>11545470
hot

>>11545470
That was fast.
Nice work anon.
>>11547279
Might have to crop the face and use it for shitposting purposes

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It's been a while since I posted in the thread
anyone have any requests?

>>11548218
I can't think of any.
Like the hat, and that ballsack fuzz is literally perfect.

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>11548218
2 muscle Roos sniffing each other's pits.

>>11548705
The two from >>11532741

>>11548705
>>11548827
seconded this

>>11548705
>>11548827
>>11548929
the dude from the discord that drew >11545470 stepped in and wants to give that a shot
I can try something else though

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>>11545470
>>11546316
God bless