kpop
first for incest best
remember to praise Dubu
night
night
stop posting juncest coz that makes me fucking horny
>>11490062
What's a good option for suicide that doesn't involve actually traumatizing or hurting other people in some way?
I've considered some kind of pill cocktail but I'd have to do a bunch of traveling for it.
Gun is not an option.
more jungcest
strap some really heavy weights to your feet, pretty easy to get. jump off of some bridge in the middle of nowhere. you'll never be found.
alternatively, co2 poisoning is a pretty non gorish and easy way to go if you own a car. plus it's not really traumatizing to the first responders, they've seen much worse shit.
>>11490083
pills if you get the right ones.
anyways you're going to die either way, you shouldnt let something like a slightly spooked train conductor stop you, who cares
walk into the woods, provoke a bear and let it kill you
>>11490078
both of them look so perfect
why is gun not an option? that is probably the most effective way to go, fast, painless, hard to fail if you aim for the frontal lobe and the only nuisance is the blood splatter/spill but you are already dead when the blood hits the wall so it wont bother you much
>>11490158
you can still survive even with your frontal love destroyed
aim for the back of the mouth so you sever the brain stem, wont feel a thing
>>11490168
>you can still survive even with your frontal love destroyed
if you destroy my frontal love, my body might survive, but my soul will be destroyed along with my love
>>11490158
The hassle of getting on really, I'm worried I'll chicken out with it too.
>>11490179
what about your rear love
can i love your rear
>>11490181
in that case the CO2 car capsule is your best bet, you just fall asleep and never wake up
>>11490201
I'll consider this then.
Thank you
>>11490192
you probably wouldn't because my ass is all hairy and discolored and also there are some hemorrhoids that I keep pretending are not there
>>11490211
i'm desperate
suicide is such a disgusting thing to even consider, doing it is even worse.
pray to god and receive the help you need
good morning kpg
>>11490181
suicide requires a lot of balls at the end of the day, no matter how you choose to go. pills and od'ing on heroin or something can leave you retarded or like a vegetable if you survive which would be an even bigger strain on those you leave behind. i'd do the bridge or car thing if i ever really decided to go.
>>11490220
hey you adorable piece of sunshine can you cheer these suicidal anons up?
hi
>>11490222
Two people in my extended family killed themselves too but they only managed to do it in their thirties, even though their lives went to shit earlier.
Everyone always goes like 'just do it' but I find it really hard to convince myself to pull the 'trigger'
>>11490209
I would like to say that I do not encourage you to commit sudoku as it is much better to try and overcome whatever is ailing you than destroying the problems and your life at the same time, that is like destroying the whole earth to stop people from killing each other
but if you really want to do it, than CO2 method is the most painless but still effective way to do it
>>11490045
i really like this
>>11490254
thanks dad
wanted to cum to jungcest but ended up cumming to a joy fancam
>>11490229
i wouldn't even really know where to start...i used to get really depressed too so i know it's not as simple as saying like cheer up ><
>>11490083
partial suspension hanging doesn't seem so bad if you get the placement of the rope right; i've been strangled to sleep and it didn't feel like much, i just woke up wondering what happened
but i hope you find a reason to keep going
although i have no idea what such a thing might be
>>11490281
which one
>>11490389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwgU0ZRxVGA
I just wanna dance the night away
>>11490215
why is it disgusting though
it seems to me it's up to a person to decide whether they want to live or not, they didn't ask to be in this wretched world to begin with
didn't you say you were going to bed?
it's 8am
>>11490408
so, who is going to protect qt kr girls?
I'm scared because I'm confused..
yeah i can feel you reaching, through the cracks
a simple change of heart and you attack
all the roses in the garden fade to black..
tired
tfw wearing jackie out
>>11490438
there's no protecting them from the emptiness of life, or the inane reality of being idols, or age and ksociety's cruelty and materialism
sometimes you wonder if they'd be so cute if you had to know them anyway
lewd
made me think
momobimbo~
i like you
y-you too..
I never talked to momobimbo because I am broke and useless to him but I like him because he posts momo
I'd clean up her creamy pie after he's done with her
>>11490888
you dont need to be rich to talk to me desu, i got some broke friends
>>11490911
omo
post his wrist
>>11490923
I know I was just memeing but I would not like to bother you, in my experience all you personalities are always nice and all but when I try to talk to any of you its always "got no time now" "maybe later" "busy" or just straight up no response/shutdown, both here and on discord
so I just like you from a distance, like bird watchers do with birds
>>11490964
i always respond on dicord but not on here so i guess youre right about that one at least..
Juju..
I think I almost had a wet dream if I just stayed asleep long enough.
What happened was that I went to get my ____ ___ but it looked like they had a grand reopening or something like that and they were trying to sell more ____ ___ plans and so this ____ that I know just went full _____ on me and I kinda enjoyed it.
Too bad I woke up because I actually have to go there now to get my ____ ___.
Sorry for the blank spaces I didn't want you guys knowing the details.
>>11490989
jackie are you ok? You seemed sad yesterday
im fine
>>11490983
I am sorry I didnt want to be mean, I still like you
>dicord
this should be the proper name for discord around here
>>11491068
lol no offense taken, i was just sayin
Get a room you faggots.
>>11491113
hey fuck you mane
>>11490983
What's your discord?
jackie i made this for you...
based our guy pewdiepie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7wMFrWYoA
The rare 8am frogpost, i can't believe it
>>11491219
aww shes so cute
thank youuu
iconic
>>11491265
whose ass in the middle?
off limits
imagine you are so fucking pathetic that the only thing you have left in life is to avatar on trash while being the most boring person on the planet
imagine being so fucking pathetic the only thing you have left in life i to complain about avatarfags while being the most boring person on the planet
kill yourself yozoh
kill yourself jackson
>>11491339
>>11491324
Are you guys talking about me?
>>11491324
what if you're so boring you don't have anything to post your avatar with?
I'm trying to decide if this is fappable
>>11491430
Im just here to bash faggots like jackson and yozoh
I dont deserve any bashing
dont forget to respect your woman of the day today boys
Yo guys. School is over and I'm ready studying for my IT exam.
where is my franz bf
but i thought i was his bf
momobimbo is actually naisu
would hug him from behind, no homo
>muh being gay is a sin
>sucks momobimbos cock every chance he gets
kek
>>11492146
not really i just hate dubuposters and you seem really desperate for his attention. it's almost creepy.
my legs hurt
"dubuposter" (jackson)
who should i cum to?
I'm a good student; I don't post during class.
want that lil gook to vomit that pizza all over my cock
>>11492363
>gook
>japdia
hehhe
any just woke up from a 2 hour nap man in
when are you going to get a job?
>>11492517
let's all point our fingers at this guy and laugh
>tfw too unintelligent to appreciate tanner's music recommendations
we all have to get a job sometime
I think edging might be superior to cumming
jackson do you bring a toothbrush to school?
I think not cumming might be superior to cumming
would you both care to explain that conclusion?
>>11492330
stop making me worry about you
Sure
Do you wanna read my 700 word essay
has anyone already made a list for all the personalities personality disorders?
I edged while taking a shower and dodging the explosion of the climax was sick as fuck. I still felt the scary shockwaves which made it feel real enough.
The awesome part is exactly that. I didn't die in the blast and feel pretty good right now.
too difficult, do one one on nicest, most asshole and most slutty personalities instead
>>11492653
i don't think so, still waiting for it myself
Guys, is it bad that I'm submissive?
>>11492849
no if you are a girl
if you're male it is
>>11492849
no it's not
>>11492878
faggot
>>11492878
fucking kys
a girl sat beside me right as a fly flew past me and i like flinched in disgust and now i think she thinks I hate her
>>11492878
stop it solarkid :(
being submissive leads to faggotry and cuckry
>>11492910
>>11492916
>>11492930
Sorry...
>>11492849
why would it be bad, be urself
as long as you don't let people take advantage of you
>>11492917
>i think
>she thinks
you think too much anon, go grab that pussy
>>11492962
just b urself :^)
Just kill yourself
it doesnt matter that you are submissive when you erp you idiot. you will never have the chance to be submissive in RL so why do you even bother.
god damn
>>11492930
spoken by the biggest faggot cuck around
>>11493052
hi yozoh
You guys are really rude towards eachother...
i don't attack ppl
>>11493059
not yozoh
go back to your shitty bant containment board and make more swedes suicidal
couldn't stop thinking about cumming on sinb's face all day today
>>11493002
word
kids have been "cucked" by the overuse of the cuck meme so thoroughly they'd rather not be true to themselves just to appease it
lmao yozoh doesn't come home for another 6.5 hours, you can stop being paranoid about the frog now. fucking christ.
Anon that knows everyones schedules...
>>11493103
hey again anon
>>11493102
not blant dubu poster
>>11493144
neets those days
only phoneposter/franz are allowed to hate on me
>>11493177
we love neets
hello, i'm giving myself a break from my next blast to make it even more intense
wow you must be some kind of rocket scientist
>>11493193
yes :)
Break your neck
I love these videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ADGIa_79U0
>>11493240
>mint chocolate
almost threw up
>>11493252
It's about how he makes the food not what it tastes like.
Silly anon.
I liked the soba noodles video, but you should still kys
>>11493267
I'm still waiting for an educational video of how to kill myself. You can't expect me to try something I've never done in my life. I will fail., do you want that?
Asl as lit last night
I couldn't really care desu
aren't you supposed to be at school
baka desu senpai
You never care about anything anon..
Wish you could show some love.
kyungri made me cum
so what
what a shitty day
you could always kys
word
i don't like this anon who attacks everyone
he's just showing you what you're like
it's ok, I don't want you to kys just yet
dubu is for loving, not attacking
should i go to my class in an hour
you should kys in an hour you stupid fucking manlet faggot
i'm going to my class rn
no you dicklet
>>11493450
It's going to be okay cutie
I don't have any food at home to eat ahhhhh....
Eat my dick
haha good one never heard that before
Thanks
>>11493450
what's wrong?
hope it gets better for you
do only post ugly girls on purpose jackson?
you are what you post
what
ugly
>>11493865
Make me cum
this coffee is so hot it burned my fingers just carrying it
sizzling
literally putting my penis inside krystal
>>11494062
>>11494080
literally shooting ropes on her ice cold face
>>11494080
>>11494126
literally literally literally literally literally literally
*does it amazing*
>>11494365
Making me cum
I'm in the east asian library rn but everyone here is white
wtf?
>>11494294
literally beating this nerd up
what kind of tribute are not welcome?
>>11494529
gaypop and waegukin tributes
everything else is accepted and encouraged
scat tributes
even if you have a tiny load and busted dick?
yes, even then
actually, no
ugly dicks are ok if the load is big, but small loads are never allowed
and trim your bush you animal
you have strange criteria
seeing a cute girl covered in cum is the most important part, just hide in the dark if you have an ugly cock
what cute girl do you have in mind?
Irene might be autistic
Irene is special
>>11494804
ham
pm me and i'll help you :)#7522
>>11494938
what's your end game?
playing solo pubg is so easy my win ratio is 3 wins 5 loses and I'm usually top 10 lol.
shit game
i've been playing rainbow 6 siege recently
congrats pretty sure a lot of 16 years old would be impressed
only to be 16 again...
>>11493102
lol retard
>>11495043
i want to cum with a boy to my waifu
>>11494988
Jiyeon looks like a cheep slut now and I like it
not interested
>>11495222
kpop needs more of those
i took about eight bags of accumulated garbage out of my studio apartment
feels good desu, i should've taken a picture of the mess first
goodnight guys
>>11494430
>minnesota
>>11495048
you do know theres an elo system right so if you only played 8 games youre probably in low elo
play like 25 and if you have the same wr then you can brag
we're only something like 67% white (lol)
classic retard franz
>>11490273
no problem
>>11495339
this fucking guy
I'm not a retard.
but your iq is under 100
but what if it's 99.
99 is stupid tier
i got 99 problems and iq aint one
> tfw people say that shaving your body makes you look more defined
> summer is over so fuck it
> look the same, just kinda younger
> risked potential razor burn
fugg at least i'm super smooth after putting all the moisturizing lotions i had.
Kys Minacuck
>>11496361
wow wee this facebook quiz was great.
https://memorado.com/iqtest
that's not even an iq test lol
catnip sent me it a week ago lol am I a genius now????
online iq tests lol
>>11496509
Make me cum online
that was the stupidest iq test i've ever taken lol
almost like it was meant for kids or something
test.mensa.no
try taking one that isn't for 10 year olds
Nice virus
>>11496550
actually i'm scarred that i may find out that i'm a fucking monkey
10$ that franz has an iq of under 100
>>11496576
scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred
FFS
we're all fucking monkeys here
I've never fucked a monkey
i got 117 on the mensa one and 130 on that babby one
>>11496550
lmao I got bored at 40% done and hit finish and got 100. lol. and didn't even finish the second half.
I assume it gets harder?
I got bored so i stopped doing it that's why my score is low xD
GUYS IM SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDD
IM SMART I SWEAR!!!!!XDDD
AM I COOL NOW???????XDDDD
>>11495096
word 16 was the best age
triggered high school dropouts in the thread
my iq is so high it cannot be quantified by a mere test
>>11496617
post a pic
Eggsdee
>>11496550
this one is for 10 year olds though
>>11496610
jungersbimbo...
you can hit 200 iq but if you are still socially inept you do no good for humanity
besides tesla, praise tesla
franz marry me
>>11496676
t. franz
>>11496651
whatever makes you feel better
>>11496673
you might be a programmer or some other reclusive savant type tho
Hi
>Hi
Im out
exxx deeeeee
What the FUCK
who are the dumbest posters here
I'm going to livestream starcraft! just warming up at the minute.
twitch tv/youngjiddle
>>11496752
Franz and Jackson
don't talk to me if your iq isn't at least 120
>>11496752
neets, probably.
>>11496811
don't say that about momobimbo >:(
>>11496828
i don't know maybe he's smart as fuck.
they're obviously uneducated though
choaneet is 150iq though
>>11496839
he can barely count to 10
>caring about IQ, and completely ignoring EQ
hi 4chan
the mensa one actually got kinda hard
didnt try the other one though
>>11496617
too scared to finish it
i ran out of time in the mensa test desu
tfw dum
time to roll:
0 - Joy
1 - CLC Seungyeon
2 - Ah Young
3 - Eunjung
4 - Gugudan Mimi
5 - Seulgi
6 - DC SuA
7 - Laboum Soyeon
8 - Pristin Nayoung
9 - HV Seoyoung
Double - WJSN Soobin
>>11497053
LESS GO
>>11497053
Gonna do it to joy
130 ww@
>>11497053
literally only know 3 of the girls on this list
>>11497090
>literally only know 3 of the girls on this list
gay confirmed
>>11497106
atleast i rolled one of the girls i know
can we talk about dolphins
>joy
>seulgi
>ham
>nugus
>>11497132
Yes
being a neet is not really a sign of poor intelligence, more of severe social autism and a series of unfortunate events that led to them feeling comfortable in that situation.
for example, the 30 something year old full-time employees i met while i was working shitty summer jobs were all jaded retards. i was amazed by how fucking stupid people can actually be. i know, anecdotal evidence but whatever.
>>11497139
pretty much
>>11497142
they scare me!
>>11497149
A lot of those jaded retards working full time shitty jobs used to be neets, or neets will become like them.
Kys Minacuck
>>11497149
surprised you didnt learn this during grade school
>>11497079
post screenshot or didnt happen
oki
post some strokeable ham
>exactly 130
>googled 130 iq score mensa and the only picture on google with this test is exactly 130
hmm
>>11497270
message me :)#7522
im serious
>>11497341
franz#5610
>>11497308
but it's a different screenshot tho, binnieboy seems to be on mobile or something
I want to stroke for someone who chokes me
lol imagine googling a screenshot to try to look smart.
talking about choke
how many times do you think they did it?
>>11497180
kinda. some full-time people my age occupied higher positions because they were somewhat enthusiastic and not being unproductive whenever they got the chance to. they lacked a proper degree but they made up for it by not being an idiot and trying to make a career out of it. i sure as hell respect people working slave jobs a lot more now and understand why some would prefer to be neets if the could. i honestly kinda enjoyed working, but i would want to kms if i had to do some of the shit i did for years and years.
I did construction for 6 years before becoming a neet and that job is awful, paychecks were fine, but the fucking people... you wouldnt believe that there are people who dont know how to use a shovel
>>11497507
I would use a shovel on a dolphin coz they are dangerous
imagine not being able to tell the difference between the quality of 2 images
and in her eyes you see nothing
no sign of love behind the tears.
IU has been looking dead inside for years now
brainlets...
the real question is why is a "mobile" screenshot cropped like that.
hey guy's I'm still streaming!!
it's a pc screenshot
>taking the iq test
lmao
word
>revealing your iq to the globalists
cant tell if binnie was the only person to take the test or the only one not afraid to share the results
>labeling yourself and then putting yourself in a category
yozoh i wish i was as smart as you
what was your major yozoh
>>11497997
i think i am technically a college drop out and went to a vocational school.
>>11498017
>vocational
i think i meant to say trade school
one or the other
>>11497955
i took it >>11496919
WHAT THE FUG
I LIKE MINT NOW!?
im a fkn retard this cant be right
omo charr
>lads
not charr
>>11498098
I also got 133, must be some kind of sorcery
>/b/
omo https://clips.twitch tv/BraveAstuteBarracudaKappa
what can I say, I love shitposting on /b/
Should i stream something?
Should i stream something?
tfw different time zones
Your suicide
>>11498572
yes
i am bored.
Overwatch
dota
or Deadrising 3?
Hey I'm still live!
>>11498139
he's at work
You're real aren't you?