Make your own ideal gf! Compare and contrast with others! [spoilersdon'tworkhere]Have

If I had the shadow girl from beyond the stars one, I'd post that here.

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>>11483580
This?

>>11485713
Yep. Happen to have the reduced artifacting one I made? I saved over it in my work file and Fireden's search function is down so I can't go get it.

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template pls

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>>11485814
For you.

>>11486245
thanks

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>>11486245
And heres your reward for your kindness.

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Too lazy for text

>>11488711
Did she get her degree at Hercule's college?

>>11489536
perfect waifu, deepest lore and character.

Cute

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>>11485732

>>11488751
someone do text for this please

>>11483836
Comfy

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Hmm.

>>11493271
>That filename
>Many of those things describe me right now.

Well, shit. Great gf though.

>>11496073
>Many
Except the female part, I'm guessing.

>>11496073
Stay away from depressed people, try to associate with outgoing and happy people, it'll change you for the better.

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It's autistic but it's my dream.

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>>11497026
What does she turn into?
>>11496796
zug zug

>>11497177
Not sure. Likely something canine but not specifically a wolf.

>>11496796
Where did you get that pic from? I swear I've seen it before.

>>11496796

Hot.

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>>11496796
>no "times change"
Dropped

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>>11498739
kjoet

>>11498739
Cute

>>11498739
So friggen adorable.
>Wants to watch Tom and Jerry
Also has a bit of a sadistic/dominating side I am guessing.

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>>11499302
>>11499373
Thanks.

>>11500886
Couldn't think of any other cartoon with a mouse as a central character. Excluding Mickey stuff, of course. And I just like Tom and Jerry.

>>11502618
10/10 Would touch her squiggly-spooch.

>>11502100
>being okay with your porn habits

I thought you wanted an obsessive gf, not a submissive one. A truly obsessive gf would only let you receive yourself with her.

>>11503342
An obsessive girlfriend would fall into various categories. That one would be an obsessive who wants to know everything about you and earn your love the only way she knows how.
What you're thinking of is obsessive controlling who just wants to take you and love you and never give you up. Doesn't care about your interests beyond what aligns with her desires and wants you to be exactly what she wants.

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This is a good thread.

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Guess what I've been playing. Last one of the night, going to go to bed.

>>11502978
Very nice.

>>11504070
This gf might just have some levels in bard. I'm gonna guess Dwarf Fortress. Good night

[TryingToSpoilInTrash]One of the Theif games[/TryingToSpoilInTrash]

A bump from me.

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Made an attempt

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>>11505686
>>11494731
>>11493271
good gfs

Cute

>>11483377
>>11485072
>>11490511
>>11491354
>>11491758
>>11493271
>>11505686
>>11506287
Very good, we need more GF though.

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I made one

>>11493271
>People falling into the "Depression is cute" meme

You niggas better pray you never have a girl with that shit

>>11507420
While cute girls can have depression, depression in its own is not cute.

at all.

>>11502100
>>11506287
both of these make me diamonds

>>11507420
>Depression is cute
I doubt anyone really thinks this. Some people, myself included, like it for the fact it is usually coupled with social anxiety, extreme neediness, ease of manipulation, and the aesthetic. Severe depression is usually coupled with regular crying fits, mood swings, and zero drive to do anything, which is terrible. Am I a terrible person? Probably, but I like what I like.

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>>11483836

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I'm but a simple man

>>11508579
that's the gf i want...

>>11508750
>Please don't leave

Who the fuck would leave such a magnificent being?

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Something like this

>>11508787
gays and blacks

>>11508787
She just says it, irrelevant if you plan to or not. She always thinks you will due to her insecurities.
>From the future
>Is the girl you will love
>Because she's not the girl you fall in love with, she thinks you might leave
>Is only here because your timeline got fucked up and you won't meet her unless she corrects it

>>11509202
Now that's cute and tragic.

Love it.

>>11509295
Add Christianity to the mix and we have a deal

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someone do possum gf
>>11468299

>>11509407
WHAT ARE YOU, A STATUE? IF YOU GOT SOMETHING SPILL DA BEENS, IF NOT, TAKE A HIKE

I hope you anons find a gf, you guys rock

>>11509936
th-that's not funny!

>>11491758
>D&D
>worst edition at that

I'd need to get my gun for that hot mess.

>>11508750
She probably knows how you die

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>>11509409

>>11507384
I don't want to go to jail!!!

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>>11511866
[warning sirens]

>>11493271
Hit to close

>>11515171
>Elf

I'm not falling for her pointy-eared lies, motherfucker.

>>11516815
This anon has the right idea. I am also somewhat angry about elves.

>>11507420
What if I'm myself depressed? Then would it work?

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>>11493271
Please anon, I don't come to /trash/ to feel.

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I was doing it seriously for a second, but then I noticed everyone's was more or less a joke, so I used my OC.

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I really should stop doing these. I have homework I should be doing.

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>>11518023
She's adorable.
These are the kinds of herm characters I want to see more of. The ones that aren't aggressively trying to fuck everything that moves.
Yeah, she's pervy, but she's tactful about it, and maybe even a little embarrassed to admit it.

>>11519955
You should be doing your homework, but these gfs are pretty damn good.

>>11493271
oh no I didn't know this was my current reality.

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>>11505686
Wh-Why is this hot

[spoiler]>You're such a good piggy

this shouldn't turn me on

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Rejoice! Tis a gf!

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>>11520541

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>>11520541
Oh wait, wrong night.

>>11520598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvxqtXDsTc
>The day is the wife whom I elude,
>The one to whom I should be right
>Though forewarned by peers and kin,
>I always give into the night

>>11502618
>you eat with your mouth?
I loved that game.

>>11520598
>>11520635
Well, now we need a Night GF.

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I'm so fucking lonely

>>11520730
>All that stuff
>Red hair and green eyes

Anon, this is not normal gf, this is a goddess, I doubt anyone deserves her.

But I wish you nothing but the best.

>>11520857
But my man, you forgot the freckles.
Thanks for the well wishes anyways, though; we're all gonna make it, right?

>>11520541
>I could use a shield and you could use a condom. But we both know those are for pussies

>>11520541
>Ywn live a quiet life with your Knight gf after she retires to raise your children
>Ywn see the sad yet thankful look in your gf when your kids use sticks as swords to play
>Ywn see her looking at her old medals and battle prizes in the wall with a melancholic gaze
>She will never look at you with a smile on her face and tell you:

>"If I had the chance of choosing between the life on the battlefield and you, I would choose you again, anon. A hundred times"

>>11520891
>freckles

Well, God had to nerf the red hairs somehow.

They can help with the appeal of a gal sometimes tho.

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>>11520891
We are, buddy.

We just need to continue and give our best.

That's all.

We are going to reach the sky, anon.

That's a promise.

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>>11520907
I take it you liked that line?
>>11520938
Pic related

>>11520477
I'm sorry to say, you're a fatfag. It's terminal.

[spoilersmeme] It's a damn good thing though, and I'm flattered you like it [/spoilersmeme]

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>>11520635
>Voltaire

My nigga, you're truely a man of taste.

>>11521444
Yeah, made me laugh.

And then I cried.

Why are we here?

Just to suffer?

>>11517328
Normally depressed fags ruin everything, but do your do.

Don't come here when you fuck up everything.

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>>11520635
>>11520695
I made an attempt for the the Night GF too.

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Had a dream a while ago where I this girl was driving me through a marshy countryside, something like Nova Scotia

>>11508976
>tfw your actual girlfriend is like this

>>11523287
Nice.

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>>11518023
This is an adorable herm character. Love this gf

>>11520730
normie gf. she doesn't breath fire or cast spells or nothing

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>>11520938
>ywn

kill me now

>>11523352
You don't have to try to impress us, anon.

We are all friends here.

(Fucking marry her if this is not a lie)

>>11509238
Caesereum taste

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An attempt

>>11509936
the heart

>>11523297
Traveling is overrated unless is a Hobbit-like thing

>>11523287
MY TRUE MENTOR

request anon here
>>11510795
oh i love her.
I do like fixing things.
thanks so much anon that was very fucking cool of you :)

>>11523654
Thanks anon.

I'm trying my best to deserve her.

>>11523997
I'm glad someone enjoyed that

[spoiler] Night GF specializes in a STR/ARC build, but has been known to use a DEX/ARC build too because she likes the Burial Blade [/funnymeme]

>>11523297
But why's it a nigger?

>>11523737
a good attempt :)

>>11509936
the heart

>>11511866
this legit scared me and reminded me of my ex gf.

>>11524156
I'm into black chicks

>>11525104
Red heads>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White girls=Asian>Hispanic>Black>>>>>>>>>>>Niggers

>>11525654
>Black>>>>>>>>>>>Niggers
??????

>>11525745
An ugly black woman (like the "prietas" in Latin America)

>>11523737
I like her

>>11525654
I gotta agree. While there are exceptions for black women to be up there above some white women.
In order for a black woman to be hot she has to take amazing care of herself above and beyond what the average white woman has to do.
She also has to not do that trying to yank her hair out hair style thing.

>>11509936
Goodnight

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Hope you like.

>>11526442
>Mage gf is preparing a dangerous spell
>You forgot her warnings, you enter to the house
>The spell goes wrong
>Nothing to worry about her, she was protected since the beginning
>But you...
>Your corpse is now on the floor
>She is holding you tight
>Any other girl would start to cry like a baby right now
>But she is not like any other girl
>She performs a spell to conserve your body
>She starts the studying
>For months, she traveled far away lands, read dozens of books, talked to many people
>Almost everything she did was forbidden, but it did not mattered to her
>She goes back home
>She gets near your body and performs a spell, the most important one of her life
>You open your eyes and notice her strange clothes from places that you only knew by stories she has told to you
>You ask her what's up with that
>She hugs you and she starts to cry
>She is a strong mage, but the most powerful thing she knows it's not a spell
>But the love she feels for you
>Nothing will separate both of you
>Not even death

c-can someone post the ideal bf template?

>>11526591
>gf now has the "lol I gave you life obey me" that mothers inherently have
This just sounds like a living hell.

>>11526656
Up in the post

>>11526685
Don't ruin my fantasy anon.

Life is depressing enough.

>>11493271
had a girl like this
She was cute as shit and I loved her, but it didn't end well
Well, for me anyway, I'm sure she's totally fine

>>11526722
n-no i'm talking about a template bf! not a gf!

>>11526857
Go away fag, nobody wants gay shit in this good thread.

>>11526853
>>11489536

>>11489536
>>11526857
This is what I meant.
>>11526940
Fucked this one up.

>Fag post something
>The thread dies

Really activates the almonds

>>11526442
>loch

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>>11527624
This is getting too meta for our own safety.

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Please be real

>>11528046
I WILL FIND YOU.


AS LONG AS YOU ARE REAL I WILL FIND YOU

>>11527140
fag

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>>11521727
D-Do you know where to go for things like this? Whenever I try to search, I mostly just find find fat guys or guys who want to make other guys fat

>>11526442
God I want one.

>Scrolls of temporary polymorph

w-wew

>>11523180
I feel like a meme shitter for wanting one.

>>11530169
Nigga I wish I knew, I really really wish I knew

>>11502618
>>11520660
I caught that too. Just finished playing that as well. Nice anon.

>>11530432
>The mage gf has a fake beard
Oh yeah.

Where did this meme come from?

>>11530953
Loneliness

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mlp

>>11531101
hehehe

[spoiler]I want her.

>>11531101
TOo perfect.

>>11530953
Basically:
>>11531000

You don't know what a man can do for not feeling alone.

Every time I read one of these images I feel loved, important for a couple of seconds before the abyss takes away my soul again.

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>>11489536
>>11527140
this is intrinsically disordered

>>11530432
>I cast magic missile into the darkness
I understand that reference

>>11531232
Needs more bullying and bants

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>ywn date a girl who's taller than you and bullies you in public but tenderly loves you at home.
Why even live?

>>11533129
Yeah, please don't reproduce.

>>11523180
Kekcroc

>>11533470
>Crime Lord gf

Been toying with the idea of writing a fic about this idea.

You don't see that kind of thing very often, crime lords almost always have a lot of whores but not a real partner who they love beyond the sex stuff.

Good taste, anon.

>>11533605
You should follow through with the fic idea. Sounds interesting enough of a read. And thanks.

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>>11532762
Better?

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>>11505686
>>11506287
I want one of these but also this
I hate being me

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>>11534761
>I still don't get why you like watching me on the toilet so much, but it's okay

>I deserve to die.png
Yes, yes you do, cute GFs are not for scat or braps.

>>11534909
you are WRONG possum cute girl butts are for BOTH of those things but I do appreciate somebody noticing my filename for once desu

>>11534761
No wonder why you are single and will always be.

Please die.

>>11535125
>small gf
>"love ya, big guy~"
>it smells musky, but that's fine
>I wanna see if there are any new cool zombie cards!
>Need a back rub?
Anon, I'm mad at you for letting that perfect woman get away from you, and even more mad at myself for not knowing such joys.

>>11535251
>it smells musky, but that's fine

I borrowed my jacket to my ex so many times she always smelled like my soap.

I still use that same brand of soap just to remind myself that I made someone happy and she made me happy once.

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>>11520938

>>11534989
>Getting triggered by a drawing
What's it like being autistic?

>>11533170
Y-you too

>>11536228
sick fuck

>>11535251
The regret I feel for letting someone else have her makes my heart ache every day. She's my best friend, but she doesn't need me anymore, and soon she'll forget all about me.

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>>11533129
>feminine handwriting
I think this was written by a woman. So is she the the bully gf?

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>>11536796
KILL IT!
BURN IT!
THROW IT IN THE TRASH!
FOR FUCKSSAKE JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE!

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>>11537483
But Anon.... IT'S ALREADY IN THE TRASH

>>11535798
Anon, you lose your privilege of calling someone else autistic after posting that image

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>>11538158
>I posted that image
>this isn't a (You)

>>11533170
I'm sorry for your terminal shit taste anon.

>>11538531
>Not wanting to be treated bad in public is shit taste now

Anon, tsunderes are bitches in real life, man the fuck up

>>11533248
>>11533129
the best gfs in this thread by far (since i last posted)

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>>11537483
Are you spooked, anon?

>tfw want a "My own Mom" GF

>>11538940
This.

They are all 25+ and married most of them.

>>11539152
>25+
Do they also own a computer?

>>11538814
First one is god-tier

The second one is a piece of trash, it's a toxic relationship and fucking codependency

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>>11537541

>>11536228
kek

>>11530169
here
https://soundcloud.com/massively-fattening

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>>11520730
>this is basically the girl i have a crush on
stop it.

>>11542221
God dammit anon why don't you ask her out?

What stops you from that goddess?

>>11542329
she lives in another state and isn't interested in relationships. besides, she's too good for me anyway. i value her too much as a friend and as a person to tell her how i feel.

Simple.

Combine a veteran dominatrix's sexual skills with the personality & interests of an laid-back 90s-era intellectual chick.

>>11542365
>she lives in another state

I feel you, anon.

I had to break up with my last gf because she moved to other country

>I value too much as a friend and as a person to tell her how I feel

I hope you are just saying this because she lives away from you because otherwise that's a faggot thing

>>11542365
I would probably tell you to man the fuck up, but she lives in another state and happy long distance relationships are a myth.

Sorry, anon.

In another life, maybe.

>>11542573
>>11542599
things are a bit more complicated than i'm letting on but i guess i am a faggot.

>>11542709
Nah Man.

You a right, you don't deserve her and distance would fuck things anyway.

There is nothing wrong with being the last anon. Because nobody will have to be it.

What the fuck are the last 30 posts

>>11542834
A severe GF deficiency.

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>>11528046
Eileen is already taken tho

>>11542864
This is a gf thread not a feels thread

>>11542960
>This is a gf thread not a feels thread

One thing attracts the other, anon.

>>11542960
No, that's what I mean, anon, we sorely need more GFs!

>>11539274
>not wanting to slowly break her bullying mentality to the point where she's the most loving person in the world who will shower you in affection

>>11531000
>>11532701
I thought it actually came from something since I didn't really see these around until recently

anyone have a mommy's(gf) daughter gf meme...

>>11546294
>curse lifted
Nice.

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it will never happen

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>>11538886
AAAAAAAAHHH!!! BACK OFF DEMON!!!!!!!!

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happy

>>11548982
She hung herself, didn't she.

>>11548992
no that's giygas

>>11548097
This really hurts.

>>11545586
But the true question is, how good is she at making omlettes?

>>11536697
Savage

>>11523180
This is like... a guaranteed threesome gf.

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Contributin'

>>11552643
This, this is a good GF

>>11548982
what would dating her(it?) be like?

>>11553220
If I can guess, unfathomable horror, unending suffering, and warm cuddles.

>>11548982
>Your name is Anon
>you have a pretty normal relationship with your gf
>well, as normal as it can get with an inter-dimensional horror
>it's absolutely horrifying
>but she's too cute to leave
>plus a part of you thinks you'll die if you leave her
>But hey cuddling her is good for your health
>when you had your first cuddle session with her you felt really good
>so good it got you out of your depression
>you feel unnaturally happy around your eldritch lover
>She says it's a side effect from being around her and that you shouldn't worry
>ok
>the sex is great too
>but thinking about how she can have sex with you hurts your head
>it just works
>when ever you fuck her she fuses her mind with yours
>It's weird and hot
>you feel her pleasure, her love, her happiness for you
>in a terrifying void
>and she can feel your love and happiness for her
>in a dark, gloomy world
>You figure that's why you stay with her
>the two of you make each other happy
>in worlds full of evil and chaos
>plus she gives mental smooches
>they feel nice

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>>11548097


It hurts

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>>11520938
You shut your fucking mouth

>>11548097
A bit too motherly.

>>11555285
but that's the best part.

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>>11555285
>A bit to motherly
>Thus making her a perfect to raise your children

Anon, I can't find a single flaw with this gf

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>>11555396
>having children
How degenerate.

>>11555739
>Not wanting children to love and adore
>While also filling out your wife's form with each kid

>>11556227
This anon gets it.

Having sex with the love of your life while she tells you "Make me a mommy" must be the hottest thing ever.

>>11483836
Hey baby do those legs go all the way up?

>>11556613
>half your income gone
>all your time gone
>no sleep for 3 years
>no sex for 18 years
>house smells like puke, milk, and shit for 3 years
>restrictions on mobility
>no fun for 16 years
>wife blames you for her staying home
What part of this sounds hot? If her fetish is getting knocked up I'm getting out, fast.

Where's the one for a chubby gf?

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>>11553456
would bang
would marry
would have a thousand young with

>>11553220
>>11553281
>>11553456
>>11557582

happy

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>>11557480
At the gym.

>>11558087
>not picking up chubsters at the buffet

>>11531067
>BASED

>>11558105
My nigga you're gonna get more than chubby at the buffet.

[biggestmeme] But bigger is better after all [/highquality]

>>11557480
She died from heart disease at 25

>>11534761
>stinky gf
>ok with being watched on the toilet
>all this hate

Dont worry anon i know that feel. And i know theyre out there.

Hopefully there's uh... More than one.

>>11558525
Next thing you know, she's leaving you for shmorky

>>11558515
He said chubby not landwhale.

Captcha: harbour forth

>>11558544
You have to be careful around fatfags on /trash/, give them an inch…

>>11558555
Hey, nothing wrong with that.
Some people only want to "pinch an inch", others want to have handfulls flowing over their palms.

>>11558626
Or over their bodies.

>>11558555
I want a soft, squishy gf who i can crawl into bed with. Not a soft, squishy gf who i have to rinse off in her bed when she hasnt rolled over in a couple days.

I like muff diving, man. Not muff excavating.

>>11557480
So would she be the opposite of >>11505686?

>>11558537
Shmorky is into EFRO?

>>11558674
I want both.

>>11558680
Massive glutton GF
>Your lunch? I thought you left it in there for me...
>Oh your making that tonight? Make sure you make extra!
>Sorry~, the leftovers didn't make it to today.
>Hey, don't look at me like that, I wasn't stuck in the door way that long...
>Oh these clothes are so cute! But it's hard to keep them pulled down. They don't show off too much right?
>Umm I was thinking we should look for a new bed. Why are you giving me that look? Of course nothing happened to our current one. Don't look~

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>>11558819
My Dick

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>>11558813

>>11505686
Good, but not subtle enough

>>11505686
i want her to tie me up and feed me cake

>>11558819
I want to tie her up and feed her cake.

I want cake.

Cake GF?

>>11523287
[LOUD HORSE NOISES]

>>11545586
It was Metal Gear Excelsus you dip.

>>11559080
I doubt you would need to tie up someone that is excessively willing.

>>11559684
Nah, I want to leave her like that for a few months and watch the sores and eternal rope-marks develop as she goes from kinda chubby to fat to obese.

>>11559725
you sick fuck, i like the way you think.

>>11559725
What happens when her obesity becomes too great and the ropes break?

>>11559771
She will devour him, as is custom!

>>11559771
>>11559784
Nylon rebinding.
>eat me
Nah, she'll beg for more.

>>11559771
Not him, but by then it's too late.

The weight is too much, rope isn't even needed to keep her pinned. Hell, even if you somehow rolled her onto her feet, she'll take ten minutes or more just to walk to the end of the house, and that's if she can worm her way past the door frames and thin hallways. Most likely, she'll try and leave the bedroom only to get completely stuck in the door, where one can easily go to town on her or continue feeding her if they go around to her face. Then you can continue the feeding until she is forced out by the excessive weight on her front, near completely removing the frame from the wall.

>>11559952
why god

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OP here, and this was a good thread.

>>11560773
Should another be made? Got some ideas, but can't say if we'll get as much content as this thread

>>11560879
Maybe give it 2 or 3 days after this one 404s

>>11560879
>>11557376
As long this means you are not going to reproduce, you can believe in this.

>>11560879
Why not?

Let's see what happens.

>>11536796
Pretty damn cute, honestly.

>>11548097
I-I Made that one
I have seen it eveeywhere