HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/lMIZcASv-OA
>>11482580
fuck you im not gay like him
>>11482591
Sonic sucks
>>11482621
Shut up, IGN
>>11482602
calm down yukine
oh wait you said not gay
>>11482639
not him either fuck you
>>11482645
uhh can I get a hint
My name is Claymore. I lost my vision last year, but it's my dream to ride motorcycles. I've got the best teacher in the game. He taught me everything I know about riding motorcycles. My teacher is so fucking cool. He goes everywhere with his motorcycle. Oh, and my teacher also teaches my little brother, too. No one really likes my little brother. I fucking hate Spaghetti. But I love our cameraman. He's the guy behind all the sick jumps you see. He's out here day and night taking pictures for us. His name is Sam. My teacher and I are unstoppable. My teacher and I are inseparable. We do the jumps, and Sam gets the pics. That's how it works. We're the biker boys. And then there's Spaghetti.
>>11482591
>This music is making you feel...
>CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY!
>ARRIBA!
>>11482621
and you suck dicks
>>11482664
no eat shit
Man, I could sure go for a nice cock right about now.
>>11482702
now I know why people forgot about you :^)
>>11482496
>Sorry, had to go eat.
"Alright, let's get to the gym, hand to hand combat is best done in a boxing ring, after all."
>She leads the robot along, tail wagging slightly at the prospect of a fight.
>>11482723
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>11482591
What a strange place to settle for a moment of rest. The colors are straining my eyes.
Now someone list all the newfags.
>>11482750
There are none left.
>>11482716
gotcha covered
>>11482741
I'm sure there's something around here that can help...
>Places a box on top of your head
Nice and dark.
>>11482750
Roxas
that's the only one left
>>11482750
Asgore
Garnet
Squid
Kaito
Shadow
Aussa
Fyxe
Red
Asellus
Alfred
Wiggins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3CrLG8dEg hg plays when?
>>11482788
>tfw forgotten
Nice
>>11482781
but hes a nu-fag
now someone list the nufags
>>11482768
>The darkness inside the box allows Shinobu to dive into the shadows
>The box slowly sinks to the ground as if eating Shinobu whole under it
>If you lifted the box up, she wouldn't be there
>>11482808
I only listed the first ones off the top of my head, of course there's more.
>>11482788
>Aussa
>Newfag
huh.
>>11482832
>t.aussa
SHINOBU
A
BEST
GIRL
>>11482832
Aussa started literally right before we came to trash
>>11482821
Okay, that's a sweet party trick unless... I have a box that eats people? I must capitalize on this quickly!
>>11482862
>Shinobu speaks from her realm of darkness
>A voice that sounds as if it's coming from within you
Try putting it on the head of the next fool you meet. I assure you the won't be able to imitate my abilities of dissolving into a shadow as only a true vampire can.
>kicks legs back and forth and waits to be raped
>>11482899
>rapes
>>11482854
>>11482832
>December 17th '15, I think.
>>11482736
>She follows the dog-fella, even if she has no idea what kind of fighting style they were about to do. She kind of stares at her tail, she never saw this kind of dog + human creatures before... This was only curiosity.
Are we there yet?
>>11482905
You know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it ad now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me. saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever.
>>11482817
Vibri
Pogba
Johnny
Marisa
Scyther
Craig
Deku
Ochako
Gascoigne
Mitsuki
Roxas
Karen
Lana's Mom
Parker
I'm missing a few here and there. If you don't know who everyone here is then you're nu.
>>11482899
>Treats like a proper daughter instead
>>11482892
>Ignoring the mysteriously disjointed voice and plopping the man-eating(?) box on my head to absolutely no avail.
Okay, I'm getting sick of acting silly. I knew it wasn't a real man-eating box.
>>11482942
>dies from her illness because you didn't fuck her
Is there a time frame to do all of the faction stuff, or are you able to jump in at any time?
>>11482927
>It doesn't take long to reach the gym, and then the boxing ring. Natani slips through the lines, getting in one corner and taking off her robe and vest, leaving her in just bandages.
>She turns back to the robot.
"Ready to fight?"
>>11482972
I-I did my best...
>>11482974
I think it just sort of "happens" Hosts motivation is wilder than your mom on a Friday night.
>>11482974
>timeframe to do all the faction stuff
wait for yuno to host a game
>>11482974
Just say what faction you're joining when Yuno calls for tributes when you enter. It's that simple.
>>11482944
>Shinobu sees the carpeted floor of her luxury room rise to take the round shape of the top of your head
>She stomps on it with one of her bare feet
That's clear to you now, if you would, get your head out of my space!
>She continues to stomp but you only feel a weak tapping against the top of your head
>>11482938
>>11482995
>>11482996
>>11483003
Arigathanks.
What are the dates for old nu new and current fags
>>11483005
Sweet place you got here. If this was my fetish then this would a fantastic turn of events, the absolute height of pleasure, but it just so happens this is the exact opposite of my fetish.
>I take the box off my head, the feet of small children are not to my taste after all.
>>11483029
newfag May 2015
nufag june 2015 and so on.
Get with the times jiz.
>>11483075
then what the fuck do we call people who joined in 2017
>>11483090
nufags
>>11483029
it differs from person but I'll give you my opinion
I'm an oldfag so my opinion is important, listen up
oldfag: March 2015 - Early May 2015
midfag: /hga/ 2015 - October 2015
newfag November 2015 - December 2016
nufag: 2017
>>11483029
Old: January-May 2015
Mid: June-October 2015
New: November 2015-December 2016
Nu: 2017
>>11483075
Shush, Accel.
>>11483059
>The floor settles to its original flat shape
If you had shown any sign of a sick deviant pleasure, I would have struck you with more than just my foot. And now that you know that information, I warn you not to pursue any other method of deriving pleasure from my attacks.
What happened to /voidfags/?
>>11483108
>midfag
>october 2015
>>>>during /trash/
>>11483134
we came here in NOVEMBER you dumb fucker
don't talk back to me I'm an oldfag.
>>11483110
F-fine, you guys never let me have fun anyway.
>>11483110
>tfw you're an oldfag now
woah
>>11483108
>Oldfag
>Anything after March 2015
...
>>11482977
Uhm... Yeah!
>Bandages? Now this confuses the robot even more, maybe this dog doesn't know about sport bras. She gets in her fight position and gets ready to fight.
Bring it on!
>>11483152
no you're just a fag
>>11483155
the threads were barely a thing in march 2015
I was there
>>11483158
>tosses toothpick
...welcome back drive
>>11483177
That's why they're called oldfags, dummy.
>>11483177
They were a thing in feb what the fuck are you on about? It just wasn't -as- filled with Avas, we were still around though.
>>11482938
Ahri
Merak
Inkling
Kosaku
Emi
Froze
Pogba now goes by Star
Karen is Ochako
Okabe once said Deku wasn't a nufag (idk tho)
>>11483210
Can confirm Deku isn't a nufag
>>11483129
I don't find enough portals to strange extra dimensional lounges in boxes so I have to do this.
>Unzips dick
Don't mistake this as an act of affection or lust towards you, not at all. It's too far too tempting to place my dick inside this box and have it appear somewhere else. It's oddly interesting.
(What the fuck am I even doing?)
>>11483210
he was og deku then a new one came around and is also ranma
>>11482938
I know you said you're missing a few, but listing Lana's Mom over Ahri?
>>11483175
>Natani grins, closing the distance and trying to land a right hook on the robot!
>>11483210
deku is stocking
Man, it feels great being a nufag!
>>11483222
Can you?
>>11483210
Deku is Stocking, which is a newfag.
>>11483179
>The man catches the toothpick between his index finger and his thumb. Driver brings the sharp edge of his toothpick up to his lips, parting them a bit, placing his teeth on top of the wood.
...
>Driver - his chin held high - stared at the man, slowly lowering it and giving him a nod before walking off into the night.
>>11483226
The most you can accomplish is make a pathetic and meager bump in my carpet that I'd have a very hard time locating in this lighting.
>>11483252
If you didn't know that Deku is Stocking you either don't have a Discord or people don't like you enough to keep you in the loop
>>11483233
>She didn't know if she had to avoid or not, she lets her hit her. The sound of her paw hitting her hard metal body could be heard in the gym, maybe hurting her by accident without doing anything.
>>11483324
Oh fuck, I've been burned too hard. I don't have a plan B set up.
>>11483339
>Natani jumps back, shaking out her hand.
"Ow, what are you made of? It was like punching a brick wall!"
>>11483294
*follows you into the night*
You fags want a gamu?
>>11483360
My full body can be considered metal! Oh wait, I forgot to tell you that i'm an android?
>She clearly forgot to tell her, weird that she didn't notice her very very pale skin color, if metal counted as skin.
>>11483413
Ye.
>>11483413
Same dude as before?
>>11483351
Maybe it would have served you better to have thought through Plan A first.
>>11483436
Nah... Someone have dibs or somethin?
>>11483448
I had only gotten as far as Plan A/2.
>>11483426
"I thought you were just like, wearing a weird thing on your ear, wow. Uh... who built you? Where's the magic runes that should be covering you?"
>She's stopped fighting.
"Either way, I'm not gonna try to punch a metal person, uh... shit, this is anticlimactic."
>>11483460
Just wondering. Shoot.
>>11483462
Why have a second version of Plan A? Can you just have called that one Plan B?
>>11483483
Call me daddy, bb
>>11483484
My barely coherent thoughts that pass as "plans" go through a complex trial of logic and reasoning and an iron-clad naming process.
I get that you don't want to talk to me in here with all these people tagging me as some creep and if you'd reply they'd think you're weird as well. I've made a discord where we can talk in peace and others's opinions don't matter.
Please add me and we can work everything out there, Yuno.
Hikari to Kage#2093
Also don't try to add me if you're not her because I know what Yuno's profile looks like and I'm not going to deal with shitposters there too.
>>11483531
what to heck
>>11483531
lmao
>>11483531
N-NANI???
Seriously fuck all of you. You're the reason Yuno won't talk to me anymore because you have to drive this ""creep"" narrative home and I can't fucking stand it anymore. I'm not a creep, I only want to get to know an avafag here in hg better but everytime I make a post (keep in mind not even fucking adressed to you) everyone tags in because it's oh so funny to gang up on someone that can't defend himself.
If you're reading this Yuno I'm sorry, I'm not usually like this but these people are really taking the worst out of me. I won't call you goddess anymore if it upsets you but PLEASE talk to me again.
>>11483463
Hmmm... I'm sorry, but I can't tell you. It's pretty much a secret I can't tell to anyone. Magic runes? I'm not sure if i' made of those, but i'm sure i'm made of: Metal, wires, and other stuff I can't tell you.
>>11483483
>stares
>chews Pocky
...
First 24/36/48, whatever you guys can muster up.
>>11483561
Zer0
>>11483531
I pray that this is pasta.
>>11483561
Aron
>>11483561
Shikyoh
>>11483561
Ryougi Shiki
>>11483561
Mikudayo
>>11483561
Usotsuki
>>11483561
Sorey
>>11483561
Araragi Koyomi
>>11483551
"...Well that sucks, how'd they make a golem that can think though... not even my Heart's Desire spell works that well."
>>11483561
Natani
>>11483561
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11483561
Luci
>>11483561
343 guilty spark
>>11483561
Geese Thompson
>>11483561
Rider
>>11483561
Roxas
"Oh hey, you eat these too, cool."
>>11483561
Eto Yoshimura
>>11483561
Mecha Sonic
>>11483561
Ikkun
>>11483561
Joseph Christiansen
>>11483561
Thes world cutest, Cagliostro, has arrived!
>>11483531
Can someone try to add this dude? I haven't seen this discord being posted here before
>>11483561
Shinoa
>>11483561
McSpanky's mascot
>>11483509
>A hand comes out of the box while you're holding it and rests on your shoulder as a gesture of comfort
You'll get yourself together eventually.
>The hand retracts back into the shadowy corners of inside the box after a brief moment.
>>11483561
Saber
>>11483561
Oshino Shinobu
>>11483628
why doesnt this vampire die in sunlight
>>11483561
Cobra
>>11483561
Build
>>11483613
It's Junko.
>>11483561
Mai Natsume
>>11483561
Starfire
>>11483561
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11483592
A....Golem? You got it wrong! I'm an android. A-N-D-R-O-I-D. Golems are made of stone, androids are made of metal and advanced stuff, not magic.
>>11483561
Cara Delevingne
>>11483639
anime makes you invincible, watch
>>11483638
>hammers an oak stake into your heart
>>11483561
Tyler, The Creator
>>11483628
MY PLAN HAS WORKED. You originally were bothered by the mishmash of colors but now you have been too distracted by my whacky antics and are cured! Or something.
>>11483561
Russell
>>11483561
Jayce the Gunslinger
>>11483561
Star Butterfly
>>11483561
Mixmaster
>>11483639
That is a very personal question that I wouldn't yet explain to a stranger.
>>11483666
>Changes the spelling of the word "stake" in your post to "steak"
>Shinobu's life is saved but her clothes are now soaked with steak juices
>She smells smokey and delicious
>Don't eat her tho
>>11483675
AMAZING, thank you doctor!
... What just happened?!
>>11483661
"...Android, okay, I think of you as a steel golem but... no magic? How in the name of the masks are you able to do anything then!?"
>The wolf is confused as fuck, a golem running without magic? What the fuck!?
>>11483612
(I forgot to add female to that.)
>>11483561
Araragi Karen
BEFORE HGA = OLDFAG
AFTER HGA = NEWFAG
>>11483561
Kaimen
>>11483699
oh
>>11483666
i dont care if its anime or not if you take a vampire and just remove all of the weaknesses i dont consider it a vampire anymore, real life is already weird enough lets make our faction at the very least follow its own rules
>>11483652
Erp with me stocking
>>11483702
Furfag exposed
>>11483699
>>Don't eat her tho
...
>Voregore
>>11483561
redongo bongo
>>11483699
But I'm not even a doctor! I don't even know, I just do things and sometimes they work and sometimes they don't, it's just random nonsense that I was in the mood for doing at that moment in time.
>>11483732
Don't you have something you should be busy drinking?
>>11483702
(welp, I did that, wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last.)
>>11483744
Well, it looks like you've held your own until the call for the arena. I supposed you have served your purpose well.
Welcome to jungle fun time, where we're gonna some fun time probably in a jungle. Hopefully.
If you got some swaps hand em over, or else we'll begin in 5.
>>11483705
Don't worry, it's not necessary if it's obvious.
>>11483702
Easy: Add wires, program, done! Well... not that easy, and pretty much harder than magic but it works the same!
>She had no idea why didn't she know about technology, maybe she was from other age in the past where androids didn't exist.... But how did she got here? Maybe she shouldn't ask.
>>11483801
This is splendid!
>>11483801
>CCR
>wtf i love shion now
Begin.
>>11483801
It looks wonderful! We shall begin when you are ready, most wonderful of hosts!
>>11483801
The time has come. I must feed.
>>11483801
Ready.
>>11483801
>barely made it into the last spot
Nice, I'm redongo bongo.
>>11483801
>>11483598
>>11483725
>>11483650
I wanna fuck this guy.
>>11483801
Looks ok to me. I'm ready to go!
>>11483801
I'm redongo bongo.
>>11483801
This looks fun. Too bad I can rest now.
>>11483833
Hey you serious?!
Thanks man, been gettin bored!
>>11483801
Hurry it up, Kyokooooo.
>>11483801
I am ready to fight! All those who stand in my way I will smite.
>>11483598
>Accurate.
>>11483818
A-Assgore I...
And they're off! And boy are they fucking off, this bloodbath is actually pretty bloody.
No baths though, it's gonna get real dirty real quick.
>>11483801
Thanks for hosting Kyucko.
Never got the chance to welcome you back so I might do it now before buzzing off.
>>11483927
I am very lucky...
>>11483803
"Wires and... program?"
>Yup, you broke her brain.
>She has no idea what the fuck is going on, in her world they're still using gas lamps!
>>11483927
"Who would have thought that thing you're wearing was decent armor?"
>>11483927
>Zer0 arrives wearing a green t-shirt and cargo shorts, a floral wreath wrapped around the top of his helmet and a protest sign about deforestation clamped firmly in both hands. His helmet is beaming out a peace symbol.
Save the trees.
>>11483801
Haha! A jungle battle you say? As long as I've got my supply of drink I'll be just peachy!
>>11483927
My people? I'm here because I heard it would be fun! I hope that you all do not disappoint me there.
>>11483927
Who needs to speak softly when you've already got a big stick?
>>11483927
>Shinobu has a genius idea and eats herself.
>>11483801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Yv3tBnC1M
>>11483833
Nice hoodie, bro.
>>11483927
The first time I feel like trying even a little bit this sort of nonsense happens. Nice aim.
>>11483927
*In the wreckage of the plane crash Kaiman jumps out the piles of scrap metal unharmed*
Woooo whoo!
I'm alive somehow!
*He feels his own face*
Huh?!
Lost my favorite mask.. I'm gonna kill someone for this!
>>11483927
Do you like your new rope necklace? It's not to tight, is it?
...
>Araragi pokes the girl with a stick
Uh-oh...
>>11483927
Sorry about the ruthlessness, but here, that's who fortune favors!
>>11483927
>Roxas runs away from this shitshow
"Nope, not dealing with that."
>>11483927
Rigged but anyway...
The trees have already betrayed Zer0, what will this mean for the safety of these lands?
Probably nothing.
>>11483962
At least it was a good meal.
Karen, are you sure that's a voodoo doll? I think that's just some corporate merchandise...
>>11484018
>>11483986
also holy shit that's pretty good
>>11483801
>Shiki stuffs her hands into her pockets, her leather jacket wavering as she notices all the other people. With a sigh, Shiki closes her eyes, giving off a snarl at the hostess, briefly opening her eyes to direct a hostile stare at her.
Don't make me waste my time in such a humid area or I can't stand in for your safety.
>The woman walks off, slowly standing in the middle of the arena. Without making a single movement, Shiki opens her eyes, knowing a certain boy had been standing behind her for the entire time.
>>11483927
>Shiki cocks her head to the side, mumbling just a few words.
A person can only kill once... and when that person kills, the person kills him or herself off in the process. After that, it all just becomes slaughter.
>She increases the volume of her voice for a brief moment, ensuring the boy could hear everything she said before inevitably letting the one who had been waiting to kill her, kill her.
Just a shame you didn't pick someone worth your time...
>>11484018
It says it's a voodoo doll right on the box.
>She picks up the box with the doll inside and reads it once again to make sure.
Yeah it is a voodoodo doll.
>>11484018
>>11484018
>voodoo
>on a robot
>>11484018
What the hell are these things good for anyway? Bah...
>Drake sits down on a nearby barrel, cracking open a beer to drink as she watches the rest of the battle unfold.
>>11484018
>A coconut suddenly falls from the very tree Zer0 chained himself to, bonking him on the noggin and knocking the floral crown off his head. He slides down the trunk in a daze, coming to rest by sitting on the ground, back still against the tree: "?!".
Ow.
>>11484018
>He just keeps missing and falling in the water at times.
...I should just stick to hunting boars.
>Sorey gathers his bounty, packs up, and heads elsewhere.
>>11484018
Ohh sweet another crashed plane, better start loot in-
*Upon closer inspection, Kaiman see the cannibals feasting on the dead, Kaiman does a full 180 and walks away in the other direction*
>>11484031
It would be if the people didn't start eatin each other...
Say I'm I taking to a ghost?
>>11484018
All according to plan.
>There's an awkward pause after him talking, as he thinks of a rhyme.
What? Are you expecting something, man?
(Player1) finds a bag full of toys.
(Player1) takes a dildo from inside the sex shop.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) work together to cum as much as possible.
(Player1) runs away with handcuffs and some rope.
(Player1) snatches a bottle of chloroform and a rag.
(Player1) finds a sexpack full of bondage supplies.
(Player1) grabs a dildo, not realizing it is a cucumber.
(Player1) breaks (Player2)'s penis for a chance in the glory hole.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) share everything.
(Player1) retrieves a vibrator from inside the cornucopia.
(Player1) grabs a jar of crisco while (Player2) gets cleans their asshole.
(Player1) scares (Player2) away from the gloryhole.
(Player1) grabs a blow up doll leaning on the bathroom doors.
(Player1) loots an array or fleshlights.
>>11484018
"...Well, glad I can use Firaga still."
>Roxas looks around.
"All according to plan?"
Goooooood day to everyone inhabiting the world! Haru is here to brighten your day up, so keep a smile on those faces!
What a day lived without a smile, is what Haru always says!
>>11484018
"...hehe, I can do SO much with this thing."
>She feels it up, trying to find a good spot to stab to get that sweet sweet long distance kill.
>>11484070
please no sex events my avatar is a puritan angel
>>11484070
Anon, stop.
>writing more events for a shitpost than most people do for their real code.
>>11484080
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ Hi Haru!!!
>>11484070
Woah that's hot!
Zer0's still being a fucking hippy, despite nature's cruel assault on him. Is he patient or just an idiot?
The creepy doll thing is dead, thank god for that. Other than that, there's not a whole lot of note today... Araragi's being a bitch I guess? Not really noteworthy though, that's normal.
>>11483561
Late accelerator
>>11483950
>And she was right, she was from the age where not even bicycles existed! She doesn't know how she survies in this world full of future stuff she doesn't know about. Curly thinks that the best form to explain this is saying that it's magic.
Uh...Yeah! it's pretty close to magic, but is pretty advanced!
>>11484080
Sup.
>>11484091
(Player1) and (Player2) fight for a buttplug. (Player2) gives in and cums.
(Player1) finds a stick, some slime, and starts to go at it.
(Player1) runs into the sex shop and starts to masturbate.
(Player1) takes a handful of anal beads.
(Player1) rips a buttplug out of (Player2)'s ass.
(Player1) finds a fleshlight full of cum.
(Player1) stays at the sex shop.
(Player1) gathers as much lube as (he/she1) can.
(Player1) grabs a horse cock.
(Player1) takes a dick from inside the glory hole.
(Player1) finds a bag full of toys.
(Player1) takes a dildo from inside the sex shop.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) work together to cum as much as possible.
(Player1) runs away with handcuffs and some rope.
(Player1) snatches a bottle of chloroform and a rag.
(Player1) finds a sexpack full of bondage supplies.
(Player1) grabs a dildo, not realizing it is a cucumber.
(Player1) breaks (Player2)'s penis for a chance in the glory hole.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) share everything.
(Player1) retrieves a vibrator from inside the cornucopia.
(Player1) grabs a jar of crisco while (Player2) gets cleans their asshole.
(Player1) scares (Player2) away from the gloryhole.
(Player1) grabs a blow up doll leaning on the bathroom doors.
(Player1) loots an array or fleshlights.
DAY
(Player1) masturbates.
(Player1) fucks (himself/herself1).
(Player1) explores their sexuality.
(Player1) sucks (Player2) off.
(Player1) moves (Player2)'s cumshot into their own mouth.
(Player1) webcams with (Player2).
(Player1) finishes.
(Player1) cums in the bushes.
(Player1) jacks off(Player2) while (he/she2) isn't looking.
(Player1) makes a penis mold.
(Player1) discovers themself.
(Player1) attacks (Player2), but (he/she2) manages to not rape.
(Player1) rapes (Player2).
(Player1) runs away from (Player2) who is actually mitsuki.
(Player1) collects low hanging fruit from a tree.
(Player1) receives a payment from their webcam show.
Sex events is all i can write
>>11484080
Good day to you as well! And that's quite a nice philosophy to live by!
>>11484105
They... Don't look happy to see me. I'll just be making my way out now!
>Sorey beats a hasty retreat.
why is Roxas posting pokemon porn?
>>11484105
Ohh I know how to start fire!
>She raises one hand into the air and her inner will catches up in flames, surrounding her body.
>>11484117
For what purpose?
>>11484105
>>11484105
"C'MON! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!?"
>Roxas sweeps his keyblades back and forth, looking at his opponents.
"Get out of here."
>>11484080
Hey there girly!
>>11484070
>>11484117
This stuff sounds like one of them H-manga.
N- not that I read them anyway....
>>11484105
Hey!
Kid learn to share for crying out loud!
Gotta survive here to ya know!
>>11484105
Reclaimer, you are hurt!
>>11484105
>The assassin hurriedly scribbles down a haiku as he gazes across the jungle landscape. What else is he going to do when he's chained against a tree trunk?
Endless field of green.
Perpetual foliage.
Beauty in nature.
>He will write many more as the night continues.
>>11484148
So i can be a better host
>>11484132
I dont see any Pokeporn
>>11484105
"Knew this would come in handy."
>Natani holds the doll over a fire, the threat implied as Guilty spark tends to her wounds.
>>11484110
"...I'd like to take a look at it, I'm a mage."
>>11483927
hello there!
>Cagliostro waves at Ararararagi and walks over to him, all smiles, she sheepishly twiddles her thumbs and looks up at him.
I'm sort of lost...this is my first time around here an
>Cagliostro lets out horrible, guttural screams as the rope is wrapped around her throat and squeezed, unable to stop the life being strangled out from her.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! YOU WRETCHED FUCK!
>>11484170
I can't speak for the quality or reception but if you have the events then you'll actually have a code, which is something not most people have.
(Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
(Player1) grabs a pack of panties.
(Player1) and (Player2) start to 69. (Player1) cums and retreats.
(Player1) and (Player2) fight for a buttplug. (Player2) gives in and cums.
(Player1) finds a stick, some slime, and starts to go at it.
(Player1) runs into the sex shop and starts to masturbate.
We're back to fucking MURDER TOWN! Or, murder jungle... whatever. The point is, people are dying.
I'm more impressed that Star managed to create something that explodes out of some wood and dirt then anything honestly.
Geese, is a fucking genius. Think about it, the cannibals aren't gonna fuck with the goose, they only eat people!
Same goes for you Natani, you're FINE.
Does the guilty spark even have one of those?
>>11484151
>>11484105
Hey kid I ain't gonna hurt ya.
Plus the"sword" you're using.. looks embarrassing...
Just give a damn torch or something.
Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
Player1) smells (Player2) in (his/her2) butt.
Then give me better ideas.
>player1 sticks his/her1 pennus in player2's veginna
>>11484193
If memory serves correctly, this is your very first game isn't it?
>Dead in BB
Fun fun fun. Join the loser club.
>>11484217
indian people code when
>>11484182
Uh... Ok? Give it a look, I guess?
>She stands still, doing nothing while waiting for the "mage" to check what she wanted.
>>11484208
Gah, dang it! I think I sprained my ankle. ...I think I lost him though, so I might as well rest here until it heals up a bit.
>>11484208
"...Thanks, duck."
>Roxas wonders how quickly he can kill this guy.
>>11484208
NO NO NOOO
* explodes*
>>11484208
>Zer0 makes sure to catch the coconut this time, before it clobbers him.
Eat up.
(Player1) walks upon (Player2) and (Player3) fucking, they hide in a discreet corner and start masturbating furiously
(Player1) bitch lasagna
>>11484208
"Oooookay, feral humans, that's new."
>Natani runs the fuck away.
>>11484235
>Natani pulls several crystals out of her robes, and her eyes glow with magic as she looks the robot up and down.
"...I don't understand anything inside you, whatever it is, it's not magic. Whoever built you gave you a good body though, nice."
>>11484208
Ohh!
A little robot!
I can sell this for alot yen!
*Picking up a large stick, Kaiman runs up to the robot*
Batter up!
*Swings with intense force*
And it's ou-
*The robot explodes*
Err.. at least it has scraps
>>11484105
Bingo, bango, bongo, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to goooo~
>>11484208
THIS IS WHAT I GET WHEN I TRY AND PLAY NICE!?
>>11484193
I'm so sorry, I didn't intend for it to strangle you, it was just a gi-
>>11484208
>Araragi's apology is cut short by the blade of Cobra's blade, which cuts him into pieces
>>11484208
Good day, man-eating clan. I am here for a man. More of a boy, but if you return him, I'll be filled with joy!
>>11484244
Geese, not duck. However, you probably don't give a fuck.
>>11484193
WOAH!
This is a christian jungle so NO SWEARING
Kaimen sure likes hanging around robots this game, first he smashes one and now he fixes one.
>>11484251
You can't keep this up forever, you have to leave that tree sooner or later.
Guess that Aron guy wasn't cut out to live off the land. I mean that's fine, look at him.
>>11484304
Please explain.
(Player 2) Pay 100000 dullras.
(Player 1)"I don't have that kind of money
(Player 2)hmmmm"
(Player 2)The open cloth and sho bobs and vegene
>>11484313
>Zer0 cannot hear the host complain to him as he's deep in meditation. He is still attached to the tree.
>>11484318
ok rape u next week
>>11484313
What is there to explain? I hope it won't take long, it will be a drain. Trying to get the boy back was stressful, but I'm glad it was successful.
>>11484313
>Sorey trips on the boy's knapsack, crushing whatever's inside to bits.
(Whoops! Jeez, gotta be more careful...)
>As the boy slept, Sorey was quick to make an exit.
>>11484313
Err..you sure about this... I ain't to good at fixing machines... But I try and not kill in the process.
>>11484313
>Roxas wakes up to find his shit destroyed.
"...Fuck"
>>11484354
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ What a cute.
>>11484313
>Natani wraps more bandages around her stomach, covering the gash and trying to use a healing spell through the cloth.
"Fukkin feral humans...'
Metal Gear?
>>11484340
Maybe if you left the fucking tree you could have got some medicine. Serves you right, idiot.
Karen is now the leader, you must all listen to Karen.
I hope you're redongo bongo.
>That Mai Natsume event
That's... actually pretty good. Never even thought of that.
>>11484286
That's why I said it was close to magic, not magic. Good body? It's metal, basic android body and hair, nothing special.
>>11484400
>The assassin shits himself to death since he refuses to even get up off the ground while chained to the tree.
>>11484384
metal gear nunununu
metal gear dudndudndu metal gear paow pow pow
elen more elen smore
the munsters
>>11484400
Hey snice we does that person call the shots... Let's kick his ass!
I got first dibs decking him in the face!
>>11484372
Huh?
>Sorey looks around himself, but doesn't see anyone the girl before him could be talking about.
Umm... Are you talking to me?
>He points at himself awkwardly.
>>11484400
I choose neither, but I'm definitely gonna put a stop to what you're planning!
>>11484400
NO NO NO NO STOP THAT!
NOT THE HEAT
NOT NOW!
>Natani writhes on the ground, regretting everything about her existence.
>>11484403
"I meant the shape of it. You've got a nice ass."
>Natani chuckles to herself.
"Man, Zen is going to give me so much shit for being here with all the hot chicks while he's stuck in the forest with a bunch of other guys."
>>11484427
Yuno....
>>11484432
Of course I'm talking about you!
>>11484400
"...Huh, guess daggers aren't so bad."
>Roxas casts it aside, picking up his keyblades again.
"I know these better though."
>>11484427
Thanks for the (you), (you)no
The hell Natani? I thought you were annoyed with humans, not lizard people.
You're not dreaming Eto, your god emperor is watching over you.
>>11484445
>Actually rping to a rape event
MADMAN
>>11484400
A slingshot in such a forested world is such a piece of trash. It would be better to use something that could slash. Something like a machete. I might need one, two or three!
>>11484464
"I don't know who did that, but if it was you, I hope you die slowly."
>Natani watches the man die from his throat closing up.
>>11484455
W-Well, thanks.
>He bashfully blushes
You're uh... Pretty cute too?
>>11484464
...The heavenly seraphim's curse... I wonder if Gramps would be able to reverse it somehow...
>>11484427
>>11484493
nice rp
>>11484488
Don't say that to me... nyaaa
>>11484464
>Roxas has been trying to teach himself to swim for most of the night
>He's gotten past doggy paddling at least.
>>11484464
Hey free beer thanks dog.... thing.
Bottoms up.
*Kaimen chugs the whole glass, letting out a deep sigh. Sudden his stomach acting up*
I don't feel so...
*Kaiman begins to vomit out his own blood*
>>11484480
>>11484464
You... little shi-
*Kaiman falls to the ground, choking on his own blood*
>>11484427
Why did you delet this
>>11484427
>if I say this isn't me people will think it's me
my sabers aren't even numbered like that
pls
>>11484445
Thank yo-...
>Curly just realized what she just said, "good" ass? Telling a DAMN machine that it goes a GOOD ASS?! Well... She doesn't know what curly actually is, so it makes sense.
W-What the hell?! Why are you telling me that? They are metal parts, JUST METAL PARTS! T-They aren't real!
Oh thank goodness, seems like you guys got some relief aid.
>that last event
WAIT DON'T EAT THE FOOD, YOU'LL CATCH THE GAY
>>11484524
I-It's okay if you're into futa, senpai! It's only 110% degenerate.
Give this a title
>>11484427
https://youtu.be/dOiE0LCu6J0
I'd like to apologize if I made any questionable decisions or posted anything questionable during the five straight days I stayed awake.
>>11484551
Did you just wake up?
>>11484513
Well, it's true. And I'm only trying to return the favor! However awkward I might be coming off as... Also, "nyaa"? Is that some sort of verbal tic?
>>11484533
I'm not that hungry right now.
>>11484551
Does this mean you don't want to ship? You promised that I was the only one for you.
Natani is...
>>11484533
IT NOT ME
AHHHHHH
>>11484580
FUCKING PISSED
>>11484580
The village bicycle.
>>11484563
No, I woke up at 1pm EST to watch sports.
I went back to sleep after it ended around 4pm EST, then woke back up around 8pm EST.
>>11484568
Who are you?
>>11484600
>the shitty of Ohio State
Boomer Sooner faggot
>>11484580
I shouldn't try to agitate them. Don't want to get an entire pack after me.
>>11484588
Hm... Should I..? Nah. It's not the right time.
>>11484600
say something nice about me
>>11484539
{Two oldfags laughing at a newfag trying to be relevant}
{If you wanted it to be hg related, no bully plz}
>>11484529
"You're walking on them and talkin with them, seems real to me."
>Natani shrugs.
"Probably feels real enough too but I've got enough sense not to just grab ass."
>>11484533
"Sorry cat, I need food."
>She eats it with some gusto, glad to have a nice meal.
>>11484580
"NO NOT A FUCKING GAIN NO NO NO FUCK STOP STOP!"
>>11484588
"FOUND YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
>She brings the axe down on his head, cutting it off.
>>11484533
Oh, this so does remind me of my homeland. I positively hate this woodland!
>Geese breaks down crying, and he lays in fetal position. Somehow, his mask is even crying.
>>11484580
Sorry, but you're the only one around to pleasure me. Don't be very loud, don't scree.
>>11484632
>Asking for the impossible
???
FINAL THREE!
Who's it gonna be? Blonde twink boi, furry, or filler?
Also aren't two of these the same person? Huh.
>>11484564
Nyaaaa~ Are you making fun of me?
>>11484650
>tfw forgot pic
>>11484617
The last time Ohio State lost in the second week at home, they won the National Championship.
>>11484632
You're an okay person.
>>11484657
GO GO MCSPANKYS
>>11484657
Yes. Filler wins.
>>11484657
>Roxas runs Eto through with both keyblades
"...Another one down, just a few more."
>When you wanna Ava so many people but hate building folders.
>So all you end up doing is getting a few pics of them to enter as filler for the time being.
I guess I'll have fun this way.....
>>11484657
"...I swear to the masks if the mermaids have voodoo dolls."
>Natani walks away quickly before someone can try to rape her again.
so yuno is into futa?
>>11484657
>>11484667
Theres no way you are going to the playoffs
You have to pray that Clemson wins the ACC and you have to win the Big 10 that just so happens to have Penn State and Michigan
Your quarterback is absolute garbage who relies on his defense and has no leadership, so if the defense sucks as, he sucks ass.
>>11484684
I love making folders but I have too many avas. We should hang out sometime.
>>11484694
That's it I quit hg
>>11484657
What the... Oh dang it! I can't believe I fell for this tra-
>>11484658
Oh, no, no! It just sounds strange to me is all.
>>11484648
At least you have common sense. They don't feel real, they feel like the metal you just punched!
>Her face starts to show a bright red color, even machines can feel embarrassed.
>>11484714
You're strange. G-Go away. Nyaaaaa~
>>11484719
"That just means you've got buns of steel!"
>Natani snorts at her bad pun.
"Really though, if you don't like the way you look or whatever, change it. I wear magic bandages to hide my tits, you can probably do something about looking like metal and feeling like metal."
That's gotta hurt.
>>11484775
"Ran out of MP... fuck..."
>Roxas dies because he has no Cure.
>>11484775
"Oh fu-"
>Dead as soon as the poison got through her fur.
>>11484775
Eat shit.
Here's your winner!
...Filler!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iOmVd1W_g
>>11484775
LOVEPON IS LOVE
LOVEPON IS PON
>>11484788
>>11484793
>28 seconds
nani the fuck
>>11484684
>Make all these folders
>Feel like I don't get enough in return for what I give
>At least I have the folders
>
>>11484803
Congrats, thanks for hostin'
Sometimes it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
>>11484768
I like the way I look, and I like the way I feel... But I don't like weird compliments like that one...
>>11484775
>Oooh, I know that feeling.
>>11484803
Good work, Burgie.
Thaanks, Kyokoo.
>>11484803
Called it.
>>11484812
Sharing is caring.
>>11484775
>Stop rigging Shion!
>But thanks for the game anyway.
>>11484803
Well that's one way to advertise your business, have your mascot win the Hunger Games.
Thanks for pray
Or as they would say in the japanese jungle
"Gomenasai"
>>11484810
(I spent money for that speed.)
>>11484803
"Congrats, dude. You saved my ass at the start. Sucks you don't talk much though."
>>11484765
S-Sorry. I didn't mean any offense by that. Have a good night.
>>11484803
Well, congratulations!
>>11484818
Thanks for the match. I think I'll just turn in now, so have a good night.
>>11484818
>>11484829
Managed to avoid that dead last spot. That's enough effort from me today. Thanks for paying the travel expenses.
>>11484835
(forgot a post)
>>11484819
"Hey, just saying, whoever built you gave you some shape."
>>11484803
Congratulations.
>>11484818
Thank you.
>>11484829
It is Daijobu, Host-sama.
>>11484803
>>11484818
"Congrats. Gave more than I got again, that's better than usual."
>Roxas goes back to training.
>>11484824
I do share. I even outright make folders for others.
>>11484870
I should start being your friend.
>>11484818
Thank you for the game. I'm quite full after consuming myself.
>>11484818
>>11484803
Hey good job there food mascot.
Thanks host guy.
Say food guy got anything to eat, gettin hungry over?
>>11484844
Yes, I know. But talking about my metallic butt isn't nice.