Official pony thread. If you see another one, redirect them here.

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hey fellas

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>>11479400
Hey there!

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>>11479365
i know, i was so hungry, i just wanted to throttle that bitch through the drive thru window. what a fucking stupid whore. the owner and i had a nice laugh about it at least.

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i want fug hoarze

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>>11479501
Hippity hoppity you gotta opity.

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>>11479537

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>>11479470

Which hoarze?

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So I found this the other day and I honestly can't tell, if it was made by Twilihaze, or if it was made by one of you.

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>>11479682
I don't think the world is ready for an answer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>11479719
I'm always craving for answers.

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>>11479742
What do you want?

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>>11479742
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Want.

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>>11480084

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>>11480071
How old are you?
what do you do for a living?

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>>11479682

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>>11480184
I suppose this means you're new here?

New here.

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>>11480205
you peek my interest and I want to know about you, will you answer my questions?

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You should be fine. He loves questions!

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>>11480240

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>>11480240
why though

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>>11480240
Oh boy here we go!

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>>11480280
Will you answer?

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>>11480337
Will YOU answer?

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>>11480337
>>11480356
Will the phone ring?

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>>11480356
I asked you first.
I will but it's your turn.

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>>11480377
Most likely not in my case.

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>>11480322

Not in my case.

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>>11480399
>>11480424
You have a chorus now.

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>>11480450

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Well that was easy.

Easy.

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>>11480743
What about you being easy Darwin?

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>>11480735
Now we just have more questions!

Interrogator give two rides.

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>>11480761
It's ok, he works in a factory and he's really a giant bunny.

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>>11480760
I finally getting around to cutting up all my cardboard shipping boxes.

Shipping boxes.

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>>11480789

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>>11480812
Is there any particular reason you're doing this Darwin?

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>>11480789
I thought he was going to be honest.

Doing this.

This.

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>>11480863
>expecting honesty from anybody other than raptor, smokey, myself and occasional honest anon
>in a thread with too many names to bother remembering
Look at all the penises Mr buffalo! Penis as far as the eye can see!

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>aku doesn't think I'm honest

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>>11480952
oh well, you are one of the most sane voices in here.

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>>11480971
...oh yeah. I'm not counting lie of omission.

Honest.

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Am I honest?

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>>11481018
so far so good, you are an enjoyable character, but you don't stand out from the crowd.

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>>11481051
Who are your favorite characters?

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>>11480993
>Aku is the most sane voice in here
I've got some bad news...

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>>11481092
if you answer my first two questions, I asked you, I will give you a full list.

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>haven't heard from rita since he went to go visit babs

Visit babs.

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>>11481308
Why do you think? It'd be rude of him.

Babs.

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ECHO!

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>>11481335
Babs posted when he went and visited rita.

>>11481385
He's probably in rita's basement now.

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Mario is no longer a plumber.

https://www.polygon.com/2017/9/5/16255344/mario-is-not-a-plumber

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>>11481403
possibly having intense filly sex or they could be on ponychan or discord.

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Guys, call me crazy, but I think Babs really likes fillies for some reason.

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>>11481524
No, you're crazy.

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>>11481524
Thats impossible!

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>>11481524
who would have thought...

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So what's everyone up to today?

Up to today.

Today.

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Masturbation is always a motivation, too bad I'm not able to do it, when I'm sleeping.

day

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>>11481892
masturbation and reading a book.

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>Friend is trying to get me back into warframe

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>>11482182
You escaped. Cherish that.

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>>11482208
Yeah, I suppose I should
I need to stop letting my friends always drag me into things

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>tfw I have 846 hours in the game
I dont wanna go back

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>>11482317
Wew lad.
In which years did you play?
I don't have any ponyframe images, sadly.

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>>11482357
Last year?
Octavia was the newest warframe sometime after I left, I know that much

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>>11482395
They added Nidus and Harrow who are fun and have abilities which work as together very well from what I've heard. I haven't played either because the grind is absurd for both.
Aside form that everyone is just waiting for Plains of Eidolon. You can probably spare yourself the addiction until that happens.

Another day in the gulag.

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>>11482507
I have nidus, dont know anything about harrow, though
With any luck I wont be pulled back in at all
But plains of eidolon is kind of tempting to look at...

>>11481892
Shut up

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STOP! LEWD TIME!

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>>11482243
>>11482395
>>11482558
These pics are awesome btw

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Is Fey finally done being triggered?

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>>11482633
Glad you like them
There's a rather short supply of good warframe pictures on derpi

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And nyx, as nyx

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>>11482674
Actually, I'm an idiot
That's the operator's suit

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>>11482630

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>>11482775

Can't wait for my shitty boss to fuck off

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>>11482792
Ah, yes. The episode where Twilight contaminates the timeline and is never punished for it.

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>>11482856
True, true! How are you doing?

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>>11482912
I have a raging boner the size of a (little) pony.

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>>11482876
Yes

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The Great and Powerful Trixie gets fucked by Twilight.

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What should I do tonight it's only 9pm.

>>11483078
fuck off

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>>11482960
Just stopping by to drop lewds then? We have >>11462498

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>>11483078
See if you can get >>>/v/389903174 working.

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>>11483093

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>>11483078
Lewd some ponies?

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>>11483094
Drop lewds and shit post.

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>>11483122
I never really cared for sm64

>>11483127
I still have lewd pony pictures saved from 2013 on a hard drive.

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>>11483170
Celestia, how horrifying.

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>>11483186
Well, you are welcome anytime!

>>11483209
It's one of my favorite games.

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Needs more ponuts

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>>11483245

I'll agree. And also, penis inside of ponuts.

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>>11483289

This Twilight looks extremely lonely. I want to help her with her "problem".

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>>11483209
I have pictures that are apparently from 2011.

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>>11483336
Why does Rarity look like Fran Drescher?

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>>11483336
I guess I should have said I started saving some in 2013.

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>>11483367
Because reasons.

>>11483375
I'm pretty sure I started my descent into madness in 2011.

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I think somepony has an unhealthy obsession with Twilight.

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>There are people who do not want to make sweet, sweet love to Twilight Sparkle in all of her fuckable orifices

>>11483461
>of which there are none

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>>11483461
It's not that, it's the obsession with somepony other than best pony.

>>11483482

Mouth, pussy, asshole. You're telling me you wouldn't stick your dick in all three if Twilight Sparkle were on your bed right now?

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Scoots knows who best pony is.

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>>11483543

>asshole
It's called a "ponut" thank you very much.

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>>11483543
What about dickhole?

My birthday has been predidtably shit.
Should I try watching season 7 to salvage it?

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>>11483727
To provoke response.

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>>11483727
Yes

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>>11483727
Season 7 has been good. Not as good as 4 and 5, mind you, but a lot better than 6.

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>>11483727
No, m8. Just have a sad cum while you reflect on your life and failures.

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>>11483760
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later!

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Is it okay if I stick my dick in Twilight's dick?

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>>11483844
Depends. Is it >rape?

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>>11483866 (You)

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my neighbors are real pieces of shit. they got a pitbull puppy earlier this year. when the dog repeatedly escaped the fence, they chained it up in the backyard. it's been there for the last few months.

chaining dogs like that is illegal in my state. needless to say i think it's cruel, but there's not a lot i can do about it.

so then last month they got another two puppies. i think they got these dogs with the intention to sell them. they too were chained in the backyard.

today while securing my house for tomorrow's storm, i noticed the older dog had developed mange or some other kind of rash. then one of their puppies escaped the yard and i was able to examine her more closely.

the animal is bone thin and has some kind of rash on the face. perhaps ringworm. i didn't let her get too close to my own dog. it also walked with a limp, an indication of a condition where the rear hip doesn't form properly. the dog will need very expensive surgery to live a normal life.

so now i don't know what to do. animal control will surely put these dogs down if i call them in. i'm also afraid that animal control is so stupid (staffed by niggers) that they might try to kill my dog as well. and of course there's the whole thing with having to live next door to these people after i narc them out to the animal cops. relations are already tense.

anyway if you're still reading, thanks for listening to me vent. here's some delicious r34 porn to sate your perverse desires.

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Image limit approaching. Who's baking?

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>>11483909
Depends. Is it okay to rape Twilight? She does need to be punished for her crimes after all.

>>11483933
Don't make their problem your problem.

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>>11483709

Dickhole fine, but not on anthro, dammit!

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>>11483967
it becomes my problem when my dog licks that puppy through the fence and catches dog aids.
these aren't big yards. having three diseased dogs next door is unappealing.

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>>11483933
Jump on steam for two ticks please Smoke Stack

>>11484024
My point still stands. It's on you to ensure that never happens so as to make their problem not become your problem.

>>11483933
Call the police and have them charged with animal cruelty. If you have the means, adopt those poor dogs so that they may have a loving home. If you do not have the means, then look into a charity that helps animals in need. See if there are any no kill shelters in your area. Maybe get in touch with The Abandoned Pet Project and see if they can point you in the right direction.

New

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