HG Thread. It's raining outside...

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Raining and hallucinating.

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ya boi's crashing this thread like 5 days of no sleep and 20oz of pure coffee.

no offense to adachi, my boi.

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it's been a while since i've had to post more than 13 slides

is roxas the new meme?

i love hg
hg is so good to me

being on hg is my life
i want to make mitsuki my wife

hg hg good to me
hg hg helps me see

food and water and hg
playing roles can help me be

h g h g
you are really good to me

h g h g
please come and help me be

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>>11471626
naw, cuz.
>>11471627
this is.

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make the pain stop.

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wake me up

wake me up inside

can't wake up

>>11471626
Again, cool guy, injects himself too much into things
anyway i need sleep

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>>11471600(Assagore)
So you need to drink because you can't handle someone getting your goat?

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>>11471619
>>11471560
>Even she can't stand this torture for long, and eventually she gives way.
>The ineffectual gumming stops as she passes out, flopping down on to the floor.

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>>11471604
>>11471619
>>11471637
You have a snake tied around your neck. Isn't that terrifying? It could bite you at any second.

>>11471643
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Just kidding. I'm awake.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

with hg in my heart
i cant help but be apart

from raxas my only friend
be with me until my end

even cows have a place to shine
i want you and me in mine

wake me up i can not see
i will lie just like adachi

my heart aches for game
we will never have the fame

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it's almost over

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>>11471649
>Once the bottle's empty, it's coming right down onto your skull, funnyman.

im still laying in bed
cant get the games from my head

i have popeyes on the way
delivery has a fee to pay

these games help me pass the time
i can only make 2 sentences rhyme

for i am just a giant faggot
mitsuki will be my habbit

i dont know who i want more
but talk to me please asgore

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the end is near

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>>11471650
>Ezreal scoops up his "mother" within his arms, carrying her over to a hill. He then drops her, letting he roll down the jagged hillside.
Adventure!

>>11471658
I envy those that have freed themselves from this Hell. Had I the courage I would end myself and leave this cursed game.

>>11471674
I envy those that have freed themselves from this Hell. Had I the courage I would end myself and leave this cursed game.

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>>11471667
>Hi it is me asgore.

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>>11471674
Just get it over with already, man. Show us the pig, show us the train, show us the 7-1, and get your ass to bed so you can have your 48-hour coma.

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it's over

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Even after death I still hear the damn goat! Constantly nagging about their failed marriage! And having to raise their squid kid off cans! Using "ta" constantly!

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winner

this girl

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>>11471685
Phew, thought it would never end. AAAANYWAYS, thanks for the host, have a safe trip, don't let the joltiks bite, get some rest buddy.

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placements

hope you had fun

goodnight

time to take a well deserved rest

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>>11471667
Oh, It seems like you're also someone who likes to rhyme a ton! I'd never thought I'd run into another one!

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>>11471685
Golden hair. She's my favourite light. A shining beauty, a-
>Ezreal gets fucking slaughtered by the train

>>11471694
>Ezreal falls asleep.
>He gives the game a thumbs down and mouths the words "you suck" before falling into unconsciousness.

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>>11471693
Congrats. Thanks for the trip.

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>>11471707
>>11471694
>ffs. Having too much fun joking with Asgore.

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>>11471694
Congratulations.

>>11471702
Thank you.

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>>11471702
>4 people ate the pig
AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A PIG... ya big bunch of cannibals...

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>>11471681
>She falls down the hill like a sack of bricks or something else heavy but still susceptible to gravity.
>That is to say, she takes it like a man, snoring loudly as she finally comes to a stop, ignoring all the new lacerations and bruises on her body.

I fantasized about doing a guy, .
Our position, i was in his thigh

>him on his side
>one leg bent up
>me on top
>i want to fuck

As i kissed him he stopped his tongue
i knew it was time for him to cum

his eyes rolled back and i looked at him
his ass squeezed along my brim

once i finished i could not go on
but penis does not turn me on

i had to stop my fantasizing

>>11471734
I'd fuck Inkling too tee bee ach

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Zer0 can't find a way onto the chart. Always heading in the wrong direction.

https://pastebin.com/1wQEyh4N

CANCER

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>>11471746
>3006
;_;

>>11471746
Reminder that only cancer gets into the top spots.

>>11471752
God I wish that was my cum running down Len's cheeks

>>11471746
>knocked off the top 10 again
reee i will make another comeback

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>>11471746
>1043
>I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING JOB CORRECTLY, JESUS FUCKING TAPDANCING CHRIST, FIRST I WAS TOP #12 AND THEN BOTTOM #12 AND NOW JUST LOST IN NO MAN'S LAND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>11471752
fucking blue hair in the eyes
i will still fantasize about guys

eating ass i like to do
but not a guys ass

post what you're listening to

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>>11471746
Yo, what in the flying fomantis is this? and 975? i'm better than that.

>>11471790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APHXLqTa59E

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>>11471790
Yeah, gotta love The Sound of Silence. Been listening to this all day ever since I got up in the morning.

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>>11471790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

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>>11471790
>My roommate's fan.

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>>11471733
>Ezreal slides down the hill, carelessly cutting up his legs as they scrape against rocks on the descent. He skids to a stop next to the sleeping Orange, shaking her gently in an attempt to rouse her from her sleep. In a momentary lapse of awareness, the hallucination of his mother fades to reveal Orange's true form, which was, well...Orange.
Hey. Get up. Wake up.

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>>11471813
Of course, i forgot the link. Damn, i feel stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlh-g2dxrI

where can i buy good cionomon

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Alright, ya boi is gonna rate your jams based on personal opinion. Post a song that makes you pumped after ya beat down a bunch of nerds. Give me somethin' good or i'm stealing all of your pokémon.

>>11471844
its ya boi snack dubs here

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>>11471819
Zzzzz-
>The snoring's interrupted by a quiet snort, as Orange pops her eyes open. With a confused shout, she grabs her once-abandoned baton and flails it through the air wildly, uttering a phrase that honestly doesn't even sound like it's a language.

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>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E929gqIcwwI

>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>Not Fyxe

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>>11471790
My Big Sister Came

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>>11471871
>....I swear I ain't tired.

>>11471871
what else did she do.
can you rhyme what happened?

>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjb2asrjv-o

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>>11471746
>8th place. Maybe I should do the smart thing and enter gas can more
>or not

>>11471887
Oh whoops i meant 9th

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>>11471878
>All I can tell ya mate, is that she's a massive stalker that involves her little bro.

>>11471860
a little too fast-paced for my taste but it's got its meaning, and i'm feelin' PUMPED from it. 8/10
>>11471864
'fuckisthis? get this meme trash outta here, and play some ACTUAL eurobeat. 4/10
>>11471880
I'm diggin' what you're throwin' in my face right here. Slick lyrics, even though i'm pretty sure they're just doin' some buddhist chanting in the background and scatting from the MC. solid 9/10

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>>11471921
>when ya boi got duped on the pics

>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SxVtf6Nk0

>>11471921
check this shit out my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWnxQD5_sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxqV872_64

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>>11471933
Oh god, ya got me SO PUMPED here! I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! CAPTIN FALCON'S NOT DEAD, HE DIDN'T SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR THE GREATER GOOD, I SWEAR! ...10/10

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>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5XfvWt9Y9A

>>11471920
it'd be rude af if you didn't help her

>>11471844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6EZVJG4Gs4
well shit it got goolaged

>>11471955
>tfw he actually did survive that scene

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>>11471859
>Ezreal waits for her wild swinging to die down before approaching her again. He clamps two hands down on her shoulders and stares into her eyes, his face overcome with worry.
Did you see my mother come down this hill? She was here just a second ago. Have you seen her?
>It seems he hadn't quite yet gotten a full grip of his surroundings, still well within his sleep-deprived state.

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>>11471974
>That's some stuff I don't even wanna get into mate. She's a creep.

>>11471844
https://youtu.be/Oc44myRhNRM
:^)

>>11471844
https://youtu.be/UxxajLWwzqY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFqB_owFY2w

whenever people say "___ pls host" i imagine someone reading it with a voice like fez

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>>11472024
Sleepling

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>>11472024
Guts

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>>11472024
Velvet Crowe

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>>11472024
Araragi Karen

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>>11472024
Tyler, The Creator

>>11472037
kys

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>>11472024
Gascoigne

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>>11472024
Akashi

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>>11471952
I can get down with these, but still don't know what the hell they're sayin' in the background. Both got me grooving, 9/10
>>11471959
Aw shit, DEATH GRIPS. I'd shitpost if this reply were Takyon, but you got some pretty good taste here, my dude. It ain't Get Got, but it's still dank. 10/10
>>11471988
???????????????????
>??????????????????
2/10
>>11471989
I know that. You think I would've lied to anyone?
>>11472010
Ehhhhh..... It doesn't have any charm to it. It's not catchy, it's got no pizazz. Basic as always, from two basic teams with two stupid goals. 5/10, 7/10 for the leader's theme (if you had the balls to post it)
>>11472017
This teen pop trash is why I beat up nerds like you for a living. 3/10, y'all better hand me yer pokémon or i'll have to pry it from ya fragile little ladyfingers.

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>>11472024
Sliver Queen

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>>11472024
Ash Crimson

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>>11472024
Ezreal

>>11472058
>doesn't like fascist music

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>>11472024
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>11472024
Ya boi, Guzma

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>>11472024
redongo bongo

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>>11472024
Orange

>>11471991
Whazzahuh?
>The youkai sits up, rubbing her baton against her head.
I was asleep. I think? I thought I was eating something...tastes like leather.
>Apparently the micronap did her well, as she looks pretty alert now.

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>>11472047
I love you too, faceless coward.

>>11472072
Me on the left

>>11472075
I don't actually mean it but someone has to say it, right?

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>>11472024
Vaati

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>>11472024
i vAPE

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>>11472024
Mecha Sonic

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>>11472024
my popeyes still hasnt arrived

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>>11472066
Yeah, so what if I don't like feces music? Everyone's got their own taste, as for you though... ya got shit taste

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>>11472083
It helps me sleep at night.

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>>11472024
ERP Tails

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>>11472024
Lord Beerus

>>11472102
Hate keeps a man's heart going, right?

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4 more

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>>11472117
Hate, and fear of oni snu snu.

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Alrighty, ya boi's goin' on a lurk for the rest of the thread. Nighty night, chumps.

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>>11472119
eText

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>>11472119
kazoo kid

>>11472125
Oni snu snu is one hell of a way to meet your maker, Guts.
.....What oni are we talking about? Smol or beeeg?

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>>11472119
Magma Grunt

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>>11472119
>>11472024
Handsome Jack

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>>11472024
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>11472119
Redman

>>11472141
Variable.

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>>11472141
Suika. She could crush boulders with her thighs!

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swaps and stuff

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>>11472024
Eto Yoshimura

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>>11472165
Swap em
>>11472097
>>11472149

>>11472151
>>11472160
Suika a cute. Wouldn't mind to leave this earth by her grinding my thighs like a Korean grinds an MMO

.....Long, hard and dedicated without a break

>>11472138
I LIKE TO SING, DANCE

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>>11472073
You've got to help me. My mother has disappeared from me. Usually she tells me when she's leaving, but she didn't this time. I'm a little worried.
>Ezreal jumped to his feet, pain instantly shooting through his legs. He looked down to see his pants had been torn and his legs mangled, red lines running down them. It seemed he had cut himself up much more than he realised when sliding down that hill. What was strange, though, was that part of his shirt had been torn off at the shoulder. As if something (or someone) had bitten him...
Leather, you say? Huh...

>>11472160
how did u get a loli on your head

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>>11472173

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swaps and stuff are done

>>11472182
I'm so jealous I want a loli on my head

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>>11472182
By shipping with an oni from Gensokyo

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>>11472175
Yeah. Been a while since I ate that stuff, but I remember it pretty well. It's not even really that filling.
>She scratches her head some more. The tone with his last sentence flew straight over her head.
Maybe you just reached human maturity? My mom left as soon as I could take care of myself.
>>11472197
I want the big fuzzy thing behind you with the hooves! Gimme!

my popeyes arrived so i dont need to win anymore

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>vape and drink
disgusting

>>11472222
Checked, also boutta shoot up some chumps.
>ya boi

>>11472217
Jealous

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>>11472203
>got farther with a 2who than Adachi, Alfred, the ghost of dick suckery and Ocelot

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where is a file thingy

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>>11472197
I don't need to dress to impress, I just tend to impress naturally. Though the clothes do help.

>>11472210
What, leather? You've actually eaten it before? I thought you were just using that as an illustration, not an actual...
>Ezreal shakes his head. "Don't question it. Just...accept it."
It's not really something you're supposed to eat, so I can imagine why it's not that filling.
>Ezreal takes one trembling step before falling to his knees, his legs rendered useless given their condition.
"Human maturity?" Oh, so that's what's up. It's not a common thing for a mother to outright abandon their children. Now, could you lend me your shoulder? Uh...please, lend me your shoulder?

>>11472222
First she screams in my ears, next she's stabbing me to death. What a woman.

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lazy kid

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>>11472246
Wait!! We need it for our research!
>>11472257
Sorry! I need to practice it, team routine and all!

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>>11472268
......
What's a waifu?
>>11472257
Yep. I'm not picky. Long as it won't kill me, I'll eat anything I gotta.
>Despite the numerous cuts and bruises on her own body, she hops up to her feet like it's nothing, moving over in confusion.
Huh? They don't? Why not? It'd be a waste if they both stuck to the same territory.

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default arena time

>>11472244
watch me bitch

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>>11472304
>Orange seems to be eating grass.

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food

and food

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>lake
i think he did

Does anybody have the link to the HGA archive?

>>11472361
WE HAVE AN ARCHIVE OF THAT?

>>11472360
Is that lake event ever not fatal?

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>>11472269
Team routine? It's your teams routine to yell into people's ears and break truces? I take back my word. Team Magma isn't great. Team Magma is the worst team to have ever been created.

>>11472299
I don't know about you, but if a human eats "anything they gotta" they end up dying.
>Ezreal grabs hold of Orange's arm, using it to pull himself up to his feet. He wraps an arm around her shoulders and uses her as support. Given the size difference though, it proved mostly ineffectual.
Well, we do separate eventually. There's just usually little warning beforehand, like "we're going out to Shurima for six or so months." Not just an outright disappearance. Yeah I'm old enough to...to..
>Ezreal tries to adjust his position to accommodate for the girl's height. After awkwardly yanking her around, he just lets himself drop to the floor.
Could you just find me a stick or something? A big one?

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oh i guess not

>>11472361
link is filtered so it's in this pastebin https://pastebin.com/ctT10P5J
>>11472369
yes

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>>11472374
No it's not!! that was just a routine for if we found traitors! Sending my zubat to use Supersonicon you was just a wake up alarm! T-take it back!!

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the story of chicken

I really really want to fuck Magma Grunt
God damn

>>11472408
Same.

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>>11472388
Hmmm..
>Ezreal strokes his chin, pretending to think about taking it back. Really though, he had already made up his mind. This was just to tease the girl.
No. What other teams are available? I'd like to seek them out.

i like the idea of fucking a guy but i cant bring myself to suck dick. What do i do?

>>11472419
Anal.
>Emi

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stop watching unboxing videos

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>>11472328
...Okay. And?
>>11472374
U-uuuh...but I am one? Uh, I dunno! Survival makes you do...crazy things?
>She doesn't seem to be entirely certain about what she's talking about. Orange is decently tall, but she's lanky and kinda twig-like.
What's a Shurmira...?
>She wanders off a few feet, picking up what appears to be an entire, if relatively small branch, before walking over and plopping it in front of Ezreal.
>>11472393
Hey. What was in that stuff? Heeeey?
>She pokes Velvet a few times with her baton, before deciding she's cold, and snuggles up against the unconcious person for a while.

>tfw really fucking hungry right now

>>11472442
order popeyes

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>>11472408
>>11472417
Cease this!!
>>11472418
Dont! They're all losers and misguided!

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winner next

Popeyes is pretty gross tb.h

>>11472450
I do not crave Popeyes
I crave BEEF

https://vocaroo.com/

>>11472469
>unzips

>>11472452
Stop being cute and I'll consider it

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it's over

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>>11472484
>Tries to stop being cute.

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>>11472483
Don't touch me.

>>11472381
>all that shit
MEMORIES THAT CONTINUE TO AMAZE ME ARE ALL BUT OVER NOW

>>11472493
LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYEE

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>>11472499
>thirsts

>>11472499
Didn't work
>keystrokes

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i want a red velvet cake

pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn

>>11472502
>kissu
i love you my son

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>>11472426
Oh, so...so you are human then? Kinda weird to say "human maturity" then, isn't it?
>Ezreal reaches out for the branch and uses it to prop himself up. It was a decent enough size, and would do well enough as a makeshift cane for him to hobble around with. His left leg wasn't quite as damaged as his right.
Shurima? It's just a desert. One that my parents...
>"Wait...wait, what? My parents are still missing. They've been gone for nearly a year now. Then who..." Ezreal connects the dots. One second he saw his mother rolling down the hill, the next he saw Orange lying in her place. With how tired he was, it took him much longer than it would normally for him to come to that realization.
Oh. Ha. Never mind. I was hallucinating.

>>11472452
Do they get as flustered as easily as you, too? I sincerely doubt it. Now quit holding out on me and just tell me the names of the other teams.

>>11472519
Thanks.

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done

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>>11472520
don't do the kissus with me alfredo it's my job to do the kissuing

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>>11472526
Thanks for hosting.

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>>11472526
>That dinosaur needs to learn how to piss off
>thanks for hosting len

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>>11472519
>Akiha

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>>11472442
Me too.
>>11472424
I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!
>>11472519
Oh, man...thanks anyways.
>>11472524
Uuuuhm...i-it's just that there's, uh...yeah, a lotta weird people that look human where I live.
>Orange stares at Ezreal for a long, quiet, uncomfortable moment. It seems like the gears in her head are turning, but they're not getting anything done.
...What's a desert? Or a hallucinating?

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>>11472524
I refuse!! They are terrible people you hear me! THE WORST!
>>11472512
>Gives a soda.
>>11472515
How about now?

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>>11472544

>>11472533
as i have heard in a japanese cartoon once
'daga kotowaru'

>>11472553
Unf
>finishes

>>11472506
I know, right

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>>11472524
>>11472537
>>11472543
>>11472551
Thanks for playing / watching.

*sleeps*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMMhRmdjiQk

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>>11472557
>gets really up in your face, close enough to touch cheeks together
don't kissu me or else.....................
>chu chu
It's MY job

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>>11472583
masaka? yaro...........
mark my words, ichigo-chan. the next time i decide to fuck around in here, i'll kissu you so goddamn hard you won't even know what hit you

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>>11472551
A d-d...a..d-
>Ezreal is too bewildered to get his words out, fumbling them as he tries to come to grips with what he had heard. Taking a deep breath, he manages to recompose himself.
A desert. You know, a big sandy area with sweltering heat? And hallucinations, seeing things that aren't really there. How do you not know these things?

>>11472553
It's hard not to hear you when you yell out your words! What makes them so terrible? They can't be any worse than truce breakers.

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>>11472598
just you try
I will rp if I am forced to, don't make me do it

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Ngw

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>>11472601
>Her answer is immediate. It's blunt. It makes her sounds like even more of an idiot.
Never heard of them. I just lived in a cave in a mountain all my life. Where's the Desert?

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>>11472381
>Damn, I don't think any of my threads got waybacked.
>Was hoping I could maybe try and rebuild the Hyperion Games.

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>>11472627
do it
the next time i come around here, i will kindly ask you to rp with me so i don't feel guilty. it is a foolproof plan

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>>11472644
>forcing me to actually use my trump card
Yare Yare... I have to prep my folders now...

Discord

>>11472671
Don't even remember my password. Haven't used it in like 3 months.

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>>11472668
luckily for you, i don't know when i'll come in next, so you're off the hook for now....
but when i do, i will make sure you are okay with doing it because i am not a dick. i am a simple man

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>>11472634
That explains a lot. Deserts don't have a defined location, they just...uh...
>Ezreal could answer her in two ways: truthfully, which will probably lead to further questioning and strain Ezreal's patience or just lie to entertain himself.
Fall from the sky. You know, when clouds get too heavy they fall down and turn into sand. That's how deserts are made.

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>>11472702
I've actually recently been feeling the urge to rp again, so it's all good my man. Just have to build up a good sized folder of a character I like.

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>>11472706
Huh. Weird.
...Ooooh, ohohohoh, is that where all the hot stuff goes when it rains?

>>11472723
Shouldn't you be dead?

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>>11472723
Good shit, my son
Don't be a stranger and say hello to me when I pop in, ae? I'm hoping to get the drive to visit on Saturday or maybe even earlier, but I'm not too sure anyway

[agitated skeleton shriek]

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>>11472732
Irma is just now hitting my home. Power is likely to go out soon.
>>11472744
Sounds good. I'll be seeing you, hopefully.

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>>11472729
All the hot stuff? No, that's...hmm...do you, by some miracle, know how to read? Maybe I can go get you a book on deserts and you can learn to your heart's content.

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>>11472756
>I will pray for you. Stay safe, and good luck!

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>>11472756
Ae, ae, same here
Stay safe while you go through Irma, okay?
>kissu

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The spirits whisper me to come to ths place.

Holy shit beans and rice is the best drunk food

>>11472793
how drunk

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>>11472772
Arigato gozaimasu, Gutsu. The same goes for you.
>>11472774
I'll try. If I live I live, if I die I die. It's up to the local storm shelter to decide.

>>11472793
My nigger
I hear toasted cheese sandwiches are kino when drunk

>>11472803
I've been switching between vodka and sailor Jerry's all night and I can barely move without falling

dip your toasted ham and cheese into coffee
> ill leave

>>11472841
dip your toasted pickles and vegemite into coke
> ill stay

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>>11472771
Uuuh...well, yeah. I learned from the big egg guy. He really wanted me to learn it for some reason.
>Her tone continues to be very, very confused all throughout.
>Not gonna lie I don't use her often because the "I'm fucking stupid" thing wears on myself pretty fast

>>11472841
>>11472848
no deal
>cody

Odds RP
Evens watch YouTube
Dubs start making my custom games
Trips host

SOMEBODY GET THE SJDHHFJHFH WE ARE DYING HERE

Does anyone else feel like they're never gonna be accepted by the majority of people here

>>11472892
Some
Jews
Dat
Have
Hot
Fat
Juicy
Herms
For
Hire?

>>11472898
Yes
;_;

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>>11472854
You can read? That's a start. I'm going to be honest with you; you're an idiot. An idiot that puts other idiots to shame. It was funny at first, but the more you talked the sadder it got. But if you can read, there might be help for you yet...
>Ezreal doesn't let her get a word in before disappearing in a flash of light. A small moment later he reappears in another flash of light, holding onto two books. On one cover was the image of a big, red dog who had a girl standing on her back and hugging his neck.
>On the over cover was the picture of a caterpillar, wriggling across a white space.
Let me just assess your level of reading comprehension first. I saw these two books in the "toddler" section at a bookstore, and I thought they looked good enough. One of them is named "Clifford The Big Red Dog" and the other is named "The Very Hungry Caterpillar." Which one would you like to read? Personally, I think you'd be able to relate to the caterpillar story.

>>11472898
>Why do you think that?

>>11472898
Just don't care. Do what you enjoy. If you try to be accepted by the majority you will have no fun.

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>>11472910
>I'm sorry I'm gonna have to drop it here

odds/evens kms

dubs live

i have a good idea
put a jumpscare in a lewd video

>>11472924
Yeah, don't worry about it. I understand if you're not feeling it, I get that way myself sometimes.

>>11472983
better idea, put lewds in a jumpscare video

if dubs this is a new meme

>>11472555
Thanks for hosting.

drama

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My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!

>>11473051
pics

should i go to the lobby and buy a candy bar but before that i have to shower because i am smelly or not shower and go get one anyways god dam i need to shave too i look like shit i can just cover myself in kolone and i will be good

>>11472963
anon? Please be ok. Take my dubs.

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND

>>11473062
no one'll notice just get the snickers and come back

>>11473075
what about a twix?? also girl across from me is cute i think she can smell my room holy shit i neeed to clean

>>11473080
forget about the girl if she could smell your room then there's nothing you can do, and the twix, get a payday instead

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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~

Ooh~
can it just be you
ooh
just me and you
look what you made them do
ooh
just me and you
me and you
ooh
look at them all do
bet they dont even do big cums

>>11473086
i think i can find enough money for both if i look for change in my vacuum. luckily this vending machine accepts pennies, the ones i go to often only accept dimes and up, but the pennies on this one have to be clean or it wont read them so ill wash them first, they dont need to be washed with soap because they are just pennies lol because im out of soap anyways, twix here i come to eat you

I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND I'LL NEVER GIVE THAT BAAAAAAACK

>>11473196
yosh, you got the twix

>>11473215
i didnt get the twix yet, people are talking in the halway

>>11473220
bakana, don't be a pussy, they're just people

>>11473220
Send us pics of the people so we can judge them

>>11473244
no dude i cant confront them

im too faT AND i need to shower, i need to walk passed them to get to the twix
god i want the twix so bad i need a twix twix twix

my clothes is wrinkly and i dont own a fucking iron or an ironing table how am i supposed to leave my room its too hot outside anyways and fuck tinder and fuck junkos dad too i cant stand this shit

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Post wincards or a something

all anyone ever does is treat me like shit wtf am i supposed to do with my life i am a shit no one likes me the girl across wont notice me, i even left her notes on the door to talk to me but she dont sometime at 3am she is talking really loud with someone and it really annoys me because i can hear it i want my twixxxxxx

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>>Destroys Florida

>>11473267
>>11473274
>>11473280
kys

>>11473279
I would, but my laptops fucked and I can't access them.

>The current state of Adachi

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>>11473279

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*wan*

>>11473347
look at that fucking forehead

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So HG, Georgia Gold or Nashville Hot?

>>11473401
Kys wiggins

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Post hg memes

>>11473453
thanks aikawa

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>>11473453
less than 3 months to go

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>>11473515
THE ABSOLUTE
S H A D M A N

NONO PRUNO

>>11473645
Sorry anon but this a CHRISTIAN roleplaying thread so no shitposting.

Calling all lurkers, repeat, calling all lurkers.

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Come here so we can spoon. Do you wanna spoon with mommy, sweety?

>>11473669
I'm reporting you to the MI6 you denegerate twat

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>>11473666

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>>11473673

>>11473688
good thing the toilet bowl censored the anus otherwise I would have to contact the FBI

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This is your gf(male) for the evening. Say something nice about her(male)

>>11473762
Fake plastic tits/10

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>>11473762
hi gf im big stank dick dad

>>11473765
No shit Sherlock

>Starts playing a guitar

>>11473839
Womble is a faggot~

>Want to make an opening post in hopes of starting up some ar pee
>It's going to be austistic as fuck and people will call me out on it


I want to fucking die

Holy fuck lol does all of HG live in Florida or something lmao?

>>11473860
A funny faggot though.

Bibo bibo bibo im here to rp
>thats an example of a good opening post.

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>>11471594
>Kiritsugu walks around with his umbrella open until he finds a grass clearing away from the commotion of the thread, opting to deal with the heavy rain instead. He sits down and holds his umbrella with one hand while checking his phone with the other.

>>11473930
HGA opened back up

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IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME

>>11473942
>Sends you a stupid ass joke that involves dicks and whalers

>>11473942
>kissu

>>11473946
Good one.

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>>11473951
>Kiritsugu sends you back the ok-hand emoji.

>>11473952
>He scoots a couple of feet away from you.

>>11473997
I think you've picked a bad time for arpees. It's rather dead.