Official Pony Thread
porn thread edition?
24-31 with 5:51 on the clock.
You can do this cougs. I believe in you...
>>11470621
no. porn is not good for the soul
When you think with portals, you can basically reinvent masturbation.
>>11470659
porn is good for the dick
>>11470659
It is if it involves Rainbow Dash.
>>11470641
oh wait. nevermind. please carry on.
Boise 1st and 15 from their own 5 yard line. One touchdown to tie up the game and 5:44 on the clock.
We can do this!
>>11470631
ruby help i clopped too many times today and now i feel bad help
>>11470732
Rainbow Dash wants you to clop some more.
don't take the bait
>>11470732
Feel bad physically or mentally?
>>11470762
it's always mental with me
>>11470732
This one time I fapped like 12 times.
Dick was sore for 3 days after.
That was a fun week.
>12 times
Just EDGE.
>>11470827
Awww :(
What is there to feel bad about clopping? You're doing your body good.
31-31. Holy crap!
If only I could get a pizza for 12.50.
Aaaaaaaand... we're overtime.
As long as we can win this, we've got a patriot-style upset. 21 point gain in the fucking fourth quarter. Goddamn.
>>11471031
Little Caesars, mate. 3 topping large for $10.
When someone says 12-inch pizza, do they refer to radius, diameter, circumference or height?
>>11471077
>>11471031
How much does pizza cost where you are?
>>11471118
Personal-size doesn't count.
Imagine RD doing this to you and then cuddling in her wings afterwards.
>>11470861
uhh not like that
>>11470861
its more than likely not circumference or height
>>11471077
I think shipping is going to cost a lot more
>>11471130
Canadian dollars?
>>11471147
You wanna tell me about it over Steam, Azuzu?
>>11471158
I come from a remote island in Africa called Nunyer Bizniss.
A make believes place.
>>11471130
>>11471173
Just tell us where you live already.
Once again, he already did you ignoramus.
>>11471173
They have a Domino's there?
>>11471194
Now is not the time.
>>11471212
Just do it, why are you even trying to keep it a secret?
A secret.
>>11471233
I have the sniper mentality.
Lie in wait. In wait for the perfect moment.
>>11471154
>phillipines
you wanna swing by for a beer?
>>11471163
no ᴖᴥᴖ
>>11471247
Now is the perfect moment, unload your location on us.
>>11471212
don't tell shit to the Interrogator he is a data miner.
>>11471248
No.
>>11471262
You know, even by not telling you are still telling us something.
>>11471247
The interrogator is not some one you can trust, he is ready to snipe you, if you let your guard down, him and his accomplice will ruin your life, if given the chance.
>>11471275
no? ᴖᴥᴖ
>>11471299
he has a buddt?
>>11471299
Tell us about the accomplice.
>>11471278
That's true, but you are ignoring the fact, that I know how much I can tell, not everything I say is a complete truth, there are some lies that give me room to maneuver, forming a fictional character with a barrier meant to stop data miners.
34-34, second overtime. I've got my La Croix to sip as this game gets more intense...
Precious data?
>>11471338
We can see right through your lies. You're fucked unless you have fully embraced Rainbow Dash as your savior.
>>11471372
worst pone ever.
Cougs win 47-44 in triple overtime. Fucking BASED!
>>11471257
Not yet.
>>11471541
Get shrekt?
Never do it. they hate you because of your political Ideology and they will pounce at you, if given the opportunity.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR WASHINGTON STATE
WIN THE VICTORY
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE DAY FOR CRIMSON AND GRAY
BEST IN THE WEST, WE KNOW YOU'LL ALL DO YOUR BEST
SO ON ON ON ON, FIGHT TO THE END
HONOR AND GLORY YOU MUST WIN
SO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR WASHINGTON STATE
AND VIC-TOOOOOO-RYYYY
W A S-H-I
N G T-O-N
S T A-T-E
C O U-G-S
GO COUGS!
>>11471596
>>11471630
Stay safe, just remember that you are in a hostile environment, don't let your guard down.
>>11471622
>>11471690
*kissu your nose*
Colombian or Mexican BDU?
>>11471816
Neither.
Look closely
>>11471865
Singapore!
Oh man is that your actual pic?
>>11471799
Singapore, Malaysia?
>>11471889
Yes. Yes it is.
>alex is military
>operator af
>he knows of our locations
>slowly all of bread goes offline
>hear a helicopter in the distance
>overhead now
>suddenly windows blow in
>it's alex
>no time to react
>one bullet to the head
>gone as quick as he came
>>11471922
I was surprised nobody ever guessed.
I've given many hints.
>>11471914
well I warned you about this Hell hole.
any way...
I might sound a little rude but that's the way I am.
Seriously a Military furfag?
>>11471940
I prefer "a furfag who happens to be military".
>>11471931
What made you decide that tonight was the night?
>>11471969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOLnWz_Osc
>>11471954
well this question is kind of important.
Are you a leftists?
>>11471931
It's not that no one guessed, it's that no one wanted to out you.
>>11471931
Though didn't realise your rank was so high.
>>11471622
>>11471906
>>11471977
>>11471906
G'day Canon, how're you?
>>11471987
>that deviantart watermark
>>11471987
>>11471979
Classified.
>>11472011
>Classified.
well almost all military people, happen to be proto fascists, fascist sympathizers and so on, meh, men and women in uniform are just pounds of the state and capitalism, you will fit right in, whit these vermin.
>>11472023
Not here.
>fucking around in skyrim
>it's already 2am
>drank an entire bottle of champagne
Entire bottle of champagne.
>>11472032
Do you want to chat tonight?
Chat tonight.
>>11472042
>>11472027
Hopefully I'm wrong, I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
so you are a major? how much time have you spent in the military? how old are you?
>>11472032
How're you?
>>11471993
Hello Azuzuzu <3
>>11472002
Yay Rap!!
I'm doing good, woke up a while ago, may or may not have breakfast, as I'm going with family to the mountains in 2 to 3 hours and first thing we might do there is have lunch
Also turbed on TV and it seems still.no happenings in us yet lol
How bout u? :3
>>11472068
>>11472078
still no happenings?
What do you mean?
I'm ok, keep bumping my toe though.
>>11472092
Do you have any cute siblings or cousins that want an American bf or husband?
>>11472113
No, but Nordic yes.
I do want an gf tho.
>>11472123
Well I don't have any female relatives that are not already taken so I can't help you there.
>>11471993
Hello again. Do you need snuggles?
>>11472092
I was already watching that image.
Lol, the first time I come across a Furfag military, lol, what a time to be alive.
I seriously wonder how could some one of your kind ends up liking fur, almost all Horsefuckers, Weaboos and Furfags are non functioning members of society, outcasts and generally a burden for all.
>>11472153
Oh? So militaryfags are non-non-functioning members of society?
You have no idea.
>>11472140
Make some.
>>11472171
ww w what....
I need to sleep. Nini all.
>>11472112
Sorry, should have said "still no happenings in Florida, USA"
Oh? Seems like the tables keep pulling you in :P
>>11472181
Good night Ruby see you tomorrow.
>>11472181
Nighty Ruby!!
>>11472171
>militaryfags
I was Talking about Horsefuckers, Furfags and Weeaboos.
but the Military is not too far apart from that statement just parasites that feed of the working people to protect the State.
>>11472178
Out of sand. Out of garbage, out of thin air.
The rich cry too, Laszlo.
>>11472207
Yeah, 90 cents an hour is such a high price for the working people to feed me.
>>11472207
you realize they're conscripted right?
>>11472078
>>11472181
goodnight Rubies
>>11472261
No, we're not conscripted.
Everyone here in the army enlisted out of their own free will.
(Lest they be subject to being put in the stockade)
So, no it's not conscription.
>>11472255
at the end of the day you will end up defending the state against a proletariat revolt.
Dogs on a leash.
You will fit right in this cesspit.
>>11472289
>alex is the mastermind of the forth coming coup in his country
>>11472338
This is no laughing matter anon.
>>11472302
I remain skeptical.
I highly doubt the next Thomas Sankara will come out of Singapore, given the precedent that your country has bought military hardware from the US (F 15's as far as I know), the tainted hand of the US empire, has some leverage in there I bet.
Laughing matter.
>>11472372
Hey Darwin, what's new?
How'd your friend go in league the other day?
lmoa
>>11472385
I cannot talk about it, not in front of the creature here.
but he will die if he doesn't get his information
>>11472498
How did you ended up in here?
How old are you?
Did you just came here to show off?
>>11472530
(What they don't know is I'm a milsimmer from /k/)
(I just happen to also be actual military)
Who is this ladyboy?
>>11472541
>milsimmer
uhmmmm.
A lot of expensive gear and toy guns.
(I just happen to also be actual military)
oh well...
>Just chillin
>suddenly
>BOOOOOM
>WTF WAS THAT? A BOMB?
>Look outside, no signs of any explosion
>hear the roar of a jet
>realize it was a sonic boom
Goddamn jews man!
>>11472597
We need more nazi's in the world desu
I would say less commies but that is synonymous with jews
:3
>>11472597
like a whip crack the size of a plane?
>>11472712
spot on!
>>11472777
Yeah, much more louder, much more bang, and ends with a sound of a jet leaving the area
>>11472900
>>11472900
>>11472926
404
>>11472928
extra farmer
>>11472954
>>11472942
Very nice~
>>11472960
>>11472964
>>11472974
>>11472994
>>11473020
>>11473052
>>11473083
>>11473221
>>11473236
>>11473243
>>11473265
>>11473268
Leaving for gulag
gotta go, laters!
>>11473098
fine I guess I'll just look at sweetie belle myself
>>11473308
>>11473383
see yas
>>11473387
lewd
When did the communist priest show up?
>>11473406
>>11473490
>>11473511
that's what I'm talkin about
like literally all the time
>>11473513
You never shut up about it.
>>11473523
why would anyone ever want to think or talk about anything else
>>11473507
How're you babs?
>>11473511
Hey Discord
Time for bed, see you guys in 8 or so hours.
>>11473531
okay, but I could probably use more attractive fils
>>11473513
I've noticed this. Keep up the good work.
>>11473531
Greetings.
>>11473546
either something is fillies, or it's not worth knowing about
>>11473550
There are things that are not fillies?
>>11473560
I've only heard rumors
>>11473560
Yeah! Like political heretics and traitors of the state!
>>11473530
ikr who wouldn't want to fucke ye old fillies
>>11473586
Disgust
>>11473576
we've amassed stockpiles of poisonous fume-releasing chemicals in case it turns out to be true
>>11473591
what do you mean by "old fillies"? This phrasing is questionable
>>11473617
they're like still fillies because time is relative
>>11473617
I am always prepared for the purging.
now here's a sexy horse that'll put a hitch in your giddyup.
>>11473625
I guess you're safe, for now
>>11473631
feeling a surge in the urge to purge?
>>11473632
that is so not a sweetie belle
>>11473639
close enough. better even.
sweetie doesn't have a cool mask.
>>11473639
You could say that.
>>11473648
I don't believe in covering women's faces because I'm not a subhuman turd
unless dey ugleh
>>11473651
we could offset the cost of the death camps by inviting the law-abiding foal-loving citizens to participate, for a fee
>>11473654
they'll be out of luck if a gas attack hits.
on the ground, flopping twitching. everypony should have a survival plan.
>>11473664
I already keep all my fillies in a gas and police-proof bunker
>>11473674
no bunker can truly be police proof.
only police resistant.
>>11473679
they haven't gotten in yet
>>11473663
And what a prosperous extermination it will be.
>>11473684
give it time. they probably had to drive the battering ram truck in from upstate.
>>11473686
idk if they still do gold fillings that much anymore, but we could pull out filly-hater teeth just for fun
>>11473693
they probably just went to my decoy bunker
>>11473695
We can make necklaces-- souvenirs for the children.
>>11473709
at my theme parks, children are usually the souvenirs
>>11473712
Human children?
>>11473715
I think you know which kind I prefer
wouldn't really be MY kind of theme park otherwise
>>11473742
Positively filly.
>>11473742
>>11473756
I call them bed stuffers
>>11473760
but why
>>11473767
Why's that?
>>11473775
obviously because my bed is stuffed with them
>>11473778
what's in your bed??
>>11473777
>>11473788
it just kinda happened
repeatedly
>>11473786
Why, fillies, of course. What else would be there?
>>11473798
don't worry
your faith isn't in question
Beware the leftist, the communist, the progressive.
Remote poni
>>11473832
so how many fils did you bed this week?
>>11473873
gonna need two bolters for this heresy
>>11473897
Must have been a few... dozen.
>>11473991
we'll see about getting those numbers up
>>11474003
I'm sure I can do better.
>>11474012
there are assistance programs if you think that'll help
>>11474032
I'll take this into consideration.
>>11474052
everyone needs to be able to do the maximum number of fils in the trials ahead
>>11474061
I suppose it's for the greater good, then.
Missed everything yesterday due to normalfag shit.
How are you all doing?
You missed nothing.
>>11474603
We did nothing in your absence.
>>11474603
There is however some foul communist preaching class nonsense now.
>>11474674
>>11474845
Thanks guys! That's... reassuring?
>>11474896
Lol, okay then. Who?
>>11474987
Some communist priest. It's like his religion or someshit.
When do you think they'll be back? Kinda miss the brits.
i liked irma more when it was a cat 5.
now that its downgraded from the most powerful storm ever, it's like the magic is gone.
>>11475642
But now this means less people will die! :D
>>11475852
fewer.
yeah, it's a raw deal all around. i hate hurricane hype.
>>11475852
Da tree o liberty gotta be littered wit da blood of gommunists
>>11475882
Irma and Hose should merge into a superstorm.
>>11476004
that sounds oddly erotic.
Somebody made an online multiplayer version of Super Mario 64! Friggin' sweet!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3CrLG8dEg
>>>/v/389859438
>>11476037
>Mexican superstorm sextape
YESPLEASE!
>>11476134
it's kind of like how america has the mother of all bombs, the MOAB, and russia just used their father of all bombs. what would happen if the MOAB and he FOAB blew up at the same time, in a cheap hotel or the backseat of a camaro?
>>11476120
That's actually kinda neat
>>11476440
High profile banter like that will never happen. It'd be a fucking big explosion though.
I want to be made into a human centipede with Interrogator, so that the fun never ends.
>>11476912
I watched Ep. 10!
Nanachi's intro was a huge tease :P
>>11477025
That's how the chapter in the Manga ended but people had to wait like a month or two for more.
For more.
>>11477045
Wow, crazy.
>LoE officially released today
>No one can get on due to server stress
rip
I didnt want to play it all that much anyway
>>11477167
I suppose I should add, I meant legends of equestria
>>>/mlp/30888435
*hug pasta*
The server load will lighten up soon enough.
>>11477425
Heya ruby
Have you been trying to get on it, too?
whelp, not going to FL. fug, was picking up another handgun and some body armor too ;_;
Enjoy your houston niggers WA and OR, and your fucked up new gun laws.
>>11477619
Damn! Sorry fleur.
>>11478083
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>>11478170
What are you up to today aku?
Up to today.
>>11477444
Nope. Haven't even heard of it until you posted it.
>>11478308
Oh
Well, its some pony game that a bunch of programmers and 3d modellers did for free
Aside from the environments in the game, it's not really anything worth writing home about
>>11478308
You've never heard of Legends of Equestria? Geez...
>>11478360
Sounds pretty cool. I might try it out sometime.
>>11478367
I haven't been paying much attention to /mlp/ lately.
>>11478561
I'd advise against it for a few days right now, since they're having pretty big server issues
>>11478602
Of course! Gotta let them work out the kinks first.
>>11474603
I just saw your discord messages
>>11475028
It IS a religion.
>>11475642
Hey Smokey, how're you?
>>11478210
Studying a 40k rulebook raptor gave me. Trying to shove as much down my throat as I can manage to make this imperial Guard campaign I'm trying to create perfect.
Its starting to look like this'll take a little more effort than I originally thought.
>>11478862
Sweet! How are you? How's the foot?
>>11478897
AKu, as a Suggestion, I know you're set on your campaign Idea, it is a good one too, but if you're worried about being unprepared or unable, maybe do a starter campaign to try and figure it out first?
Maybe run your players through a rpeset campaign first so you get a feel for the flow of the game, also, while you can easily take the creatures and shit from dark heresy, I do highly recommend you focus on the only war books for your campaign rules since they are IG focused.
>>11478975
I'm ok, foots kinda shitty atm though.
>>11478996
That is what I'm starting to think. I might just start out with the one they give you in the book and then take it from there to someplace else and eventually have a chance of triggering the encounter with the planet after running around the sector looking for the general.
While the planet does feature some INTENSE fighting that I haven't really nailed down completely, that the Dark Eldar show up in the starter campaign in the rulebook would flow pretty well into fighting them on the mysterious planet.
Plus that'll give me some time to figure out what exactly the PCs will be doing on Murder once they've secured a (relatively) safe area.
I'd completely forgotten about the vox scrambling and atmospheric turbulence associated with the planet. I looked up a youtube and found some guys playing the senario of the luna wolves encounter with tyranids. Space Marines getting flung from their positions after dropping from orbit? Ok. IG flying into the storm to secure a landing zone? Up goes the chance of finding nice little corpse piles randomly dotting the landscape.
>>11478862
i'm alright, just getting ready for the storm.
>>11479095
>>11479191
Good Idea :3
It'll also give you the ability to figure out the promotion system too
>>11479215
Ah true, stay safe.
An odd fact that I have learned: people have been arrested for spending $2 bills, either because the receiver was unaware that they are indeed legal tender, or because many of the bills are so old as to not react to the counterfeit pens. They are inevitably let go, but holy shit people are morons.
>>11479271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT25xaYLdoI
>>11479271
i had a burger king nigger refuse to take a $1 bill that was too old. i called the store owner and had her fired.
>>11479300
>Refusing fucking $1 bills
Motherfucker, no one even checks those for counterfeits. No one would ever counterfeit a 1, mainly because they're used to counterfeit other bills. Fuck's sake.
That cashier is a moron.
New.
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