HG thread
First 48
Araragi Karen
Popeye
Shikyoh
Ryougi Shiki
>>11469992
Mikudayo
>>11469992
Inkling
>>11469992
Joey
Machi
>>11469992
Metatron
Crendor
>>11469992
Mixmaster
>>11469992
Aikawa
>>11469992
>>11469966
Witch
Oshino Meme
Vol'jin
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11469992
Natani
>>11469992
Nick Bate
Crazy Frog
Aron
Oshino Shinobu
Garrosh Hellscream
Shrersh
>>11469992
Roxas
Yotsugi Ononoki
Feels Bad Man
Buzzwole
>>11469992
ALL MIGHT
Frozen Fitzgerald
>>11469992
Tyler, The Creator
>>11469992
Zer0
Crowe
>>11469992
Yang Xiao Long
Anon
Eddy's got a gun
Dekomori Sanae
Steve Albini
Bru.
Fitness Hitler
>>11469992
Icecreambelle
Surprised Furry
>>11470080
>>11470100
>>11470101
thats my little brother wtf wtf wtf
Boots
>>11469992
Elly
>>11469992
>>11469992
Mecha Sonic
Meme Man
Ori
>>11469992
Daddy Assgore
Merkava
Ezreal
Jayce the Gunslinger
asmodeus.exe
Alright, swaps and stuff will be accepted in the next few minutes!
>>11470175
Begin.
>>11470086
Who's the mother?
>>11470189
You're both already in there though
>>11470175
>>11470120
>>11470141
If you would, sir?
>>11470196
Wew, maybe I should actually go to bed
Nighto HG
My discord's [Who gives a fuck]
#[Numbers]
>>11470175
{I'm going to bed can't make it through this game}
{Host be so kind to give Metatron, Buzzwole, fitness Hitler and Ori spot to the next few who did not make it in}
>>11470175
>>11470052
We meet again, mon. But we will see who be da bedda' warchief.
...
There gonna be sex in dis one?
>
They be gettin' somma' my jungle love...
>>11470227
>>11470236
Sorry, ya missed the cutoff!
Really, you lucked out.
This is gonna be a helluva game.
>>11470249
>>11470249
>The boy is light enough for Zer0 to drag him with ease. He doesn't really care about his well-being, and as such, drags him through mud and over rocks away from the Cornucopia into what is probably going to be another sexual awakening for Zer0.
>As long as he doesn't fuck his daughter again, though.
>>11470249
>Roxas is stuck on the toilet groaning
"This fucking sucks."
>>11470280
nice rp
>>11470249
>FALLS TO THE GROUND
>A LARGE DUST/STEAM CLOUD ERUPTS FROM UNDERNEATH MY BODY
>ALL VITAL SIGNS ARE LOST, BUT ONE THING STILL REMAINS...
>THAT GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS SMILE!
>>11470227
>>11470249
Thanks for trying, at least. I appreciate it.
>>11470249
NOPE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I'M OUT
WAIT I CAN'T LEAVE
FUCK
>Natani runs the fuck away
>>11470249
Oi! Who be spittin' at me?! I'll disembowel ya', mon!
>>11470249
{Aw hell, didn't think more people would show up thought it would have been filled with fillers}
{Anyway goodnight hg have at least one more day of freedom left}
>>11470249
PRANKED
How does one give a bug a swirly?
Oh snap, furries are getting spicy!
>>11470239
>Fuck I'm too tired to get this right. Sorry man, but I swear that I'll have an actual folder and everything set up for best warchief soon :^)
>>11470308
"...Why is there a piece of paper that says "Kick Me" on my back?"
>Roxas takes it off before anyone actually kicks him.
>>11470308
>Zer0 holds the girls hand in the toilet, forcing it down with both hands as he comrade repeatedly flushes the toilet.
Drown.
>>11470308
>>11470308
"How'd ya like that? I'm pretty good huh?"
>>11470308
You look pretty. Pretty tasty...
>>11470315
(I'll see ya' then, mon.)
>>11470308
Seven dead in a class of forty eight? That's low as fuck!
>>11470358
OH SHIT MIKU'S LOST IT
OH SHIT DON'T GO NEAR MECHA SONIC
OH SHIT I CAN'T STOP SAYING OH SHIT
>>11470358
>>11470387
>>11470387
"YAMERO!!!"
"...That means stop, right? Because I'd like this to stop before it ends up like my first victory in the Arenas."
>>11470387
"Hey, buddy, pal, could ya ma-FUCK!"
>Natani falls over, bleeding out through her gut.
"Why..."
>>11470387
Your waifu a shit.
How could you even like her?
Get out of 4chan.
>>11470387
Ori, Eddy, what are you two doing? In class no less!?
Okay well the ice cream dog just killed a guy so I guess there's no rules here.
TWO TIMES IN A ROW THAT I'VE ENTERED IN A GAME I'VE LANDED MYSELF IN LAST PLACE...
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE A BREAK
>>11470438
>>11470444
>>11470438
>How romantically strange.
Mein Fuhrer.
>>11470438
"Thank you for getting me out of her- WAIT NOT LIKE THIS!"
>Bonk
>Bonk
>Bonk
>Crack
>Roxas wakes up back in the In-Between, groaning.
"That was a bad way to go."
>>11470438
Rest in pieces
>>11470438
I did NOT watch da' porn all night last night, mon! Come ova' here ya' swi-
>Da' troll slips and falls. After emerging from da' water, he chokes a bit.
I'll be sure da' taint des' waters red when I be done with ya'!
>>11470489
Wow, everyone's lewd tonight.
Almost everyone.
hosting after this and then sleeping
>>11470518
>>11470534
BUT THE 5 DAYS, ADACHI!! THE FIVE DAYS!!
>>11470518
Why are ya'll motherfuckers killing each other's pets?
>>11470518
Apparently Kosaku doesn't offer Crowe enough money in exchange for his hands
>>11470562
>>11470562
Ya' mess widda' monkey, ya' mess with me!
>>11470518
>>11470565
I had given him 3000 yen so he would let me kiss his smooth hands. This is the worst case of false advertising I have ever seen. What kind of monster cons you out of your hard-earned money?
>>11470562
But... who has the MOST stunning performance?
>>11470599
>>11470599
>>11470518
>>11470536
>Zer0 gets frozen like a deer in headlights at the camera's snap and flash. His head snaps to look at Mikudayo, helmet going from complete darkness to projecting out "?!". Quick enough for motion blur to set in, Zer0 slides off Elly, upholsters his pistol (why wouldn't he keep it on him while he's doing the nasty?), and shoots the camera right out of Mikudayo's hand. Barely giving the bullet enough time to escape its chamber, the assassin slides it back into his holster and storms to the girl to confront her, helmet now projecting out ">_<", for obvious reasons. Once he reaches her, Zer0 shoots out a single, accusing finger right into her face.
Don't.
>>11470562
>Apparently, he didn't get any points for style for writing the entire 500-word essay in only haikus. Zer0 looks at the big red "F" at the top of the front page, mocking him despite all the effort he put it: "@#$%!".
Damn.
>The assassin crumples the exam into a paper ball and tosses it into a nearby garbage can.
>>11470599
Come on, mon! It was a part oda' script I swear on da' voodoo!
>>11470630
>>11470618
Ya'll are lewd motherfuckers.
Especially Machi and Yang, people use the gym for things that aren't sex you know!
>>11470599
>Zer0's lust knows no bounds as he winks at Shresh from across the stage: ";)".
>Unfortunately, the quick-eyed drama teacher catches him in the act and expels him on the spot. Zer0's flung out the gym doors and out of the Arena, chin skidding along the dirt as his legs flail over his head, his body bent into an unnatural "C"-shaped position until he comes to a stop and flattens out: "FUCK".
>>11470643
>"..."
>Zer0's hand lowers and he walks back to Elly in a huff. Whether or not he continues to make love to the Touhou girl while Miku continues to watch them is up for the reader to decide.
>>11470660
Skipped peace
Jeez, those are bad ways to go.
>>11470694
What is your ava's source?
>>11470715
Touhou 4: Lotus Land Story
>>11470704
>The assassin doesn't mind this encouragement from his sex cheerleader whatsoever: "<3".
>>11470715
>The best Borderlands game.
>>11470715
Ed Edd 'n' Eddy
>>11470699
>>11470715
noragami
>>11470731
You guys are slow to murder each other.
>>11470715
OC
Overwatch
Scribblenauts
League of Legends
>>11470749
I love you, Craig.
>>11470715
__ ____ _ ____ _________?
>>11470715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct6FCIZecIw
https://youtu.be/SLISGMxMfhg
>>11470748
There we go!
>>11470754
As the Japanese say, "Thank You." Except it's in Japanese.
>>11470769
A Feast? More like a food fight!
You will all die.
>>11470797
Thanks scruffy
>>11470812
Duh?
>>11470822
You are already dead.
>>11470814
Where did they get the equipment for this!?
>>11470795
>>11470754
Actually, no, wait. That's not something you thank somebody for, is it? I dunno. I have SKELETON ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.
>>11470812
Did you mean to say "you have already died?"
>>11470832
Yes
>>11470840
What the fuck a skeleton.
>>11470832
...Yeah?
>>11470715
Splatoon
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
LISA: The Painful RPG
LISA: The Hopeful RPG
>>11470838
I think we have our winner next, folks!
koksal baba
>>11470862
Everyone congratulate...
THIS! GUY!
>>11470868
sala bim
>>11470875
>cough
>>11470875
fuck it, let's get this overwith, placements here
>>11470875
Congratulations.
>>11470890
Thank you.
>>11470849
Not just any skeleton - the best skeleton ever invented. CRAIG!
...yeah. So, what's wrong with your face? Are you ugly? I bet that's it.
>>11470875
Hmmm, no. I don't think I will...
>>11470890
and the recap
man that was a lot of peace, I think the code has death rate turned down
lalalallLALALLALlallalaalLALLLAL lets erp
>>11470755
NANDATTOOOOO
>>11470715
Etrian Odyssey 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Etrian Mystery Dungeon 2.
ULTIMATE
SLEEP
DEPRIVATION
RIDE
ENTER HERE
>>11470901
>>11470907
Mecha Sonic
>>11470875
"...I think this is the first time I'll say no."
>Roxas turns away, noping the fuck on outta this Arena
>>11470907
Zer0
>>11470907
Shikyoh
>>11470907
Mikudayo
>>11470907
Emeralda Kasim
>>11470907
Roxas
>>11470907
A comfy Chiru
>>11470907
Natani
>>11470907
Eto Yoshimura
>>11470907
YO YOU DEALIN' WITH THE X FACKTAH
>>11470907
Tamamo Cat
>>11470907
Deidara
>>11470907
personal space
>>11470907
Ezreal
>>11470907
Inkling
>>11470907
Hulk Coke-Can
>>11470907
Aron
>>11470907
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11470907
Tyler, The Creator
>>11470907
Orange
>>11470907
Small Pupper
>>11470907
Hisami Touji
>>11470832
NANI
>>11470961
I wanted to see what the filename said but I put in the wrong language and-
>>11470973
sounds about right
Araragi Karen
>>11470907
Fox McCloud
>>11470968
oraoraoralalalALALLALALALALALALLAALALALA
>>11470973
If only I worked at a laundromat..
>>11470907
Daddy Assgore
>>11470907
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11470993
voregore
>>11470907
Ya boi, Guzma
>>11470907
Kenshiro
cut off
>>11470907
Guts
>>11470907
Ranma Saotome
>>11470907
Haku Yowane
>>11470907
Alex Wesker
>>11471009
wowyuweewa u have nudes?
>>11470941
>tamamo cat
>still a foxgirl
>>11470907
Doppelganger Arle
>>11471004
Damn, I was THAT close to being that late. Well at least I got trips in the meantime.
Anywho, ya boi's gonna take y'all to pummelville, just north of beatdown city, ya hear?
>>11471018
No.. Got booze though..
>>11471022
She also says wan(woof) and she likes to eat carrots.
reaping
>>11471049
Begin.
>>11471046
Fuck off autist
>>11470031
>>11470907
Mixmaster
>>11471049
Alright alright ALRIGHT, now we're talking! Let's get this party started!
>>11471049
Looks about as good as it's gonna get.
Let's just get going already, I wanna bust some people's heads.
>>11471049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxWyE9cjAb8
Let's just go, bro.
let the game begin
shit im late.....
>>11471049
>Roxas dives into battle, Keyblades spinning around him.
"Nobody's gonna take me down."
>>11471049
I thought I was after the cut off..?
>>11471074
>The assassin starts to see moving shapes and figures out of the corners of his eyes, but every time he turns, there's nothing there.
Who's there?
>Never an answer.
>>11471074
"...Nobody needs sleep"
>>11471074
>>11471074
"No no no, get the fuck outta my head. I don't need you right now."
>>11470078
>not Dark Flattop
baka man
>>11471074
Awww, shit... Germany's gonna kick our asses...
Welp, better start plan B!
>POW
i'm really sleepy guys
how about you?
>>11471074
I can stay up and drink.. Just a little longer..
>Haku is talking somebody that isn't there.
>>11471074
Everything looks the same.
>>11471110
"Why did I do that? I must have been really tired..."
>Roxas yawns, passing out on the couch for now.
>He'll wake up when the game is over.
>>11471110
"Hey, hey buddy, metalman, check these out!"
>>11471110
>The voices are starting to kick in now. Zer0 hears them. Random noises that he cannot decipher. Words, maybe? He's not sure, but it's starting to make him uncomfortable: "...".
>>11471074
>Ezreal awakens in his mothers embrace, his father beaming down at him. A tired Ezreal rubs his eyes, and greets his parents with a warm smile.
Oh, hey. I had this strangest dream that...you were gone, and...
>Ezreal closes his eyes and drifts asleep, the sleep deprivation finally getting to him.
>>11471110
>Ezreal stirred in his sleep before snapping awake, unable to remain sleeping for whatever reason. He wanders over to Guts and Eto, who he hallucinates as his father and mother.
You guys are still hanging around? Cool, I would've thought you'd be gone by now. What's for breakfast?
>>11471110
Is that guy actually pregnant or am I just seeing things..? It's actually pretty gross..
>Haku holds a hand to her mouth as if to stop herself from vomiting.
If you say their name 3 times, they'll come.
>>11471151
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
>>11471160
>cums
t. stevan seagal
i almost fell asleep there.
almost.
but i know you guys can't because you're stuck in this hell for now
>>11471172
>>11471151
BEETLEGEUSE BEETLEGEUSE BEETLEGEUSE, now what?!?!
>>11471172
>The voices are more understandable now. They whisper things to Zer0. Evil things. Insults. Commands. The assassin has to fight to ignore them now.
which one of you will eat the pig first?
>>11471172
Oooooooh...chickeeeeen...
>Orange begins to drool, walking towards the other two.
>>11471208
>They're yelling now.
>Screaming.
>Wailing.
>The assassin starts pounding the wall in frustration.
>They don't stop.
>They never stop.
>>11471208
"OH GOD WHO PUT THE MAGIC PANTIES ON ME"
Nobody has eaten the pig yet.
Soon.
The pig comes soon.
Alright, alright, we get it; y'all are crazy. No need to talk and walk like a bunch of tipsy spindas either, ya hear?
>>11471225
>shitposts you as anon
>you like this
>>11471252
"KEIIIIIIITH!"
The pig.
>>11471252
>They scream from within his mind.
>"KILL"
>"KILL"
>"KILL"
>Himself, or others?
>Does it matter? Will they stop?
>"KILL"
>"KILL"
>"KILL"
>I'm not crazy, you're crazy.
>I'm not crazy, you're crazy.
>I' m no t cra zy, yo u'r e cra zy.
>I ' m n o t c r a z y , y o u ' r e c r a z y .
>Zer0 calmly unsheathes his sword and commits seppeku on himself where he stands, the blade slicing a path through his abdomen as he forces it through himself.
>He's free.
>All is right.
>Calm.
>>11471261
>Zer0 does not like this.
>>11471292
Man, I thought y'all were crazy. Now i'm thinkin' that y'all are STUPID!
>>11471292
Mmmm, roast dog...
>>11471306
>Zerzero number
your name keeps making less sense.
Anyone got a link to Hoshi's filename renamer thingy?
>>11471172
>Ezreal stares out into the distance, unaware that his legs are moving him forward. He bumps into Kosaku and stands still for a moment, the man nothing but a blur to Ezreal. Ezreal rubs his eyes and sees his father standing before him, hallucinating Kosaku as him.
I lost you again. But you came back, like you always do. Did you bring anything back this time?
>Ezreal spoke in a dull voice, his words sluggish with sleepiness.
So...tired...why?
>>11471216
>Ezreal stumbles forwards, moving listlessly towards Orange. It was a wonder how any of them could operate for so long with such little sleep, but they seemed to manage.
>Once he got close to her he threw his arms around her, pulling her into a bear hug.
I don't hug you enough. I'm sorry.
>>11471292
The stars are so nice. I could just...
>Ezreal reaches out to the stars, plucking one of them out of the sky. He admires its beauty and carefully places it back within the night sky, making sure not to knock out any of the other stars.
Nothing is real but pain now.
>>11471328
It's Zer[Zero] (Number)
>>11471328
>Stop shitposting me, Guts. It hurts my feefees.
>>11471074
>>11471110
>>11471172
>>11471208
>>11471252
>>11471292
>>11471337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BbvDA8AfyI
>>11471330
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
>>11471341
>if it was me I'd be using my ava, you smelly goat.
Should I expand this game and add more events? Maybe expand and add to thrill ride?
>>11470934
i'd let this cute bitch inflict pain on me
>>11471337
The moon is an egg. It's cracking. Don't you two see? It's the mother of all omelettes.
>>11471376
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE AND I AM AN ASSTRONUT.
>>11471336
>Orange is less a person and more a much brighter-than-normal animal in a humanoid body on the best of days.
>This is not the best of her days.
>With as bad as she is, her only response is to open her mouth wide, and try and bite down on his shoulder.
>>11471365
>I'm not a goat anymore reeeeee.
I miss ____
I asked a question when posting the last slide.
Responses to it would be nice.
>>11471406
Fyxe
bb come back
>>11470324
>>11470339
>same rper
hey why do we allow this
Did anyone else hear a goat? Or am I hallucinating still?
>>11471425
he is doing 2 at a time? fucking kek
>>11471417
Expand upon it. There's potential here.
>>11471425
>Caring
(if hosts want to only let one in, I don't mind.
I just like having more to do.)
>>11471426
>G-Go fuck yourself.
>>11471425
wow, how terrible of him
at least he's not samefagging
>>11471433
same ip
also the same writing and filename style
>>11471445
feels kind of cheap and further stagnates the rp
>>11471453
when did i become the host anon-kun
There it is again! It sounds like it's calling for its wife. Ren? Lan? Jenn? I can't make out what it's babbling! Just what the fuck is going on?!
are you guys going insane yet?
>>11471471
same ip? I didnt know u were a mod
>>11471475
>kys Gu-
>>11471481
>Oh, wait.
>>11471373
I don't need a MAP.
>Ezreal says, plunging a German flag into the corpse of Chiru.
I don't need a MAP.
>Ezreal says, plunging a German flag into the corpse of Touji.
Maps are totally overrated.
>Yeah sure. "Sleepy Games." There's probably a lot you can do with a theme like that.
>>11471394
I'd like to explore the stars. What infinite treasures they hold...I'd like to explore them. I want to explore the stars.
>>11471404
>The bite doesn't register to Ezreal, who's so far into his sleep-deprived state that everything he feels is fake too.
Yeah yeah, I love you too...
>Ezreal says, planting a quick kiss on Orange's cheek.
Are you going to make breakfast for us? Lymere is good at hextech mechanics, but he's a lousy cook. It could use a mother's touch, y'know?
>Ezreal lets go of Orange, almost falling to the floor without her support. He sways left and right, on the verge of collapsing from exhaustion.
Father left again...I hope he finds some more...of...
>>11471453
Let me rest. Just let me sleep.
>>11471481
...
is roxas the new adachi?
>>11471481
>>11471491
Now I should stop hearing that goat cry for its cat wife and squid child.
>>11471503
roxas is the new owain
I have a couple of folders I'm in the process of working on. What dotting I should use first, the /a/ or the /v/?
god i'm slowly going insane
>>11471497
>>11471481
>Orange the glorified animal can offer little response, staring dully at the shoulder.
>After a little while, the youkai resumes her efforts, trying a little harder to gnaw on him.
>>11471503
If you think someone's ever gonna replace Adachi, you'd be fucking wrong, and I'll gut you like a wild pig so that I can harvest your organs and eat you like what adachi's event portrays
>>11471510
>owain
fuck off hes better than roxas
>>11471521
>gut
kys Guts... oh, wait. I already did. Carry on.
>>11471521
So he is the new Adachi?
Do we hate him more or less?
somebody please make a new thread
>>11471509
>You sure it's not that bottle of Jim Beam calling out to you?
Y'all need to chill with your "New this, new that" deal. Ya gotta start being original somehow, anyways.
>>11471503
what
I want to be like Guts when I grow up
>>11471514
........
>>11471518
>Still hallucinating Orange as his mother, Ezreal puts up little resistance to her attempt to devour him. He starts laughing as Orange gnaws at him, brushing it aside as no big deal.
Oh...haha! I'm the breakfast! Brilliant!
>>11471542
LET ME SLEEP! LET ME SLEEP!
Stop fucking samefagging trying to shitpost Roxas hes cool
>>11471567
this
leave best boi alone
>>11471548
I don't even know what "Jim Beam" is. Is it what goats drink?
>>11471567
I think hes overrated and tries too hard desu
can i ava jim beam
>>11471567
If you think belt-boy over there is cool, you should get your eyes checked, cuz. That dude's got more noisemakers than a new year's eve party.
>>11471584
>It's what I drink to make your RP tolerable to read.
>>11471567
My only problem is that he tries too hard to inject himself into stuff and the no soul thing got old after day one