Haha I hate myself No edition edition

>>11420331
This is all the proof we need that Habits is set in Georgia.
Although Clem's species' scientific name had me thinking it was in Virginia.

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>>11420553
It's the only proof we have of it being any actual location at all. There's not a single mention of a specific state or city otherwise.

>>11420553
same comic, the classmate they're hating on is "transferring to tech" aka Georgia Tech. Id say habits is in north GA

>>11420553
>>11420637
plus the author lives in ga.

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>>11420637
>>11420674
There's a shit ton of tech schools out there.

Honestly the fact that they mention grits is pretty indicative just because out west people usually don't know what grits are let alone eat it. Knowing where they are is about as useful as knowing the exact time and date each comic takes place though, it's just not that relevant to the narrative.

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We using this one? Let's use this one.

Why does getting removed and blocked by a friend hurt so much brehs

>>11421241
what happened

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>>11421241
cause you thought they liked you? or just being rejected in general

>>11421241
all the time and effort you invested into building trust and confiding your feelings and identity to a person suddenly became in vain

>>11421331
>>11421617
I guess
>>11421269
I'm completely baffled as to what I did that would warrant that sort of reaction I mean the last thing the guy said before he removed me was that I was nice

>>11420711
>grits
i think it was shirmp and grits, yeah? what the fuck youre just going to eat the shirmp? are they not cool enough to be /possum/? where is this arbirary species line drawn?
TRIGGERED

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>>11422153
Household pets and woodland critters apparently qualify.

A bird or a fish trash person would be way dumb and carnivores still have to eat without it getting weird I guess.

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>>11422153
It was. I'm from Virginia and I'd never heard of shrimp and grits until this comic. I've heard of grits plenty and eat them a lot, but mixing shrimp in them sounds like a coastal deep south thing. I need to try it sometime.

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suddenly, gay lizards

haha you'd think feeling like you don't exist would make it hard to hate yourself but it's surprisingly easy

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>>11422925

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>>11422925
There's like two separate threads for lizards, and no less than an entire grocery list worth of gay threads.

This is the depressed mammal thread, stay focused now.

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>>11422995
staying focused is not what i am good at

but um

i found this

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>>11423054
That's adequate levels of trash and mammal. Thank you.

You know that feeling when you get a good night's sleep for the first time in a week but you still feel like crap anyway? Got that going on right now.
>>11423333
You know that feeling when you get quads? [Spoiler] I don't [/spoiler]

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Haha i hate myself less than a few months ago

>>11424301
Nice

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>i think that cider i had last night is my new favourite cider
>hey there's still some left in this can
>AARGKADJKH
>there's cider everywhere pic related

>>11424898
>cider
are you a girl

>>11424912
it was scrumpy but no, I'm a possum, there are no girls on the internet

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>>11424912
is it a girl's drink in america? because in the uk it's a drink for old men and alcoholics, and we make some strong shit.

>>11424967
As an aspiring alcoholic I consider anything under 35% a girls drink

>>11424971
Percentage or proof?
Also, what dou you have against a cold beer as a refreshing beverage?

>>11425016
I'm just bullshitting. Personally I only consume vodka, and beer.

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>>11425908
stop post

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>>11424967
In the US cider is usually about as alcoholic as a light beer or those fruity flavored malt beers so yeah it's pretty girly.

We've only got like a fuckton of breweries making beer, like 5000 or so, so it's pretty girly to drink the most casual and accessible alcoholic drinks available. It's funny that Europeans think we exclusively produce and consume the cheap pisswater stuff and while that's fairly common it isn't the rule by a long shot.

>>11426498
huh what percentage are those light beers? mild here is about 2 to 3%
my cider was 6% but I usually drink 7.5% corner shop piss cider.... now have i got something for you, possums ... check this out

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>>11426533
literal trash palace

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>>11426550

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>>11426591 .

>>11426550
>>11426591
O damn. Nice

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>>11426614

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>>11426656
I swear to fuck, it wasn't just one building, it was complex after complex of about 30 (thirty!!!) buildings in total. most still have fireplaces, simply add a roof and you've got possumville

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>>11426681
translation: Sons of the flame

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>>11426694
dunno if you can tell but in the foreground of this picture there is a sealed plastic bottle, of what appears to be very old piss or orange juice which has it's own ecosystem going on inside

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>>11426733

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>>11426743

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>>11426755
obligatory doom fortress

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>>11426761

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>>11426764
someone had a car here once

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>>11426777
unicorn graffiti

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>>11426533
Light beers are like 3.5%-5%. A good strong one will be in that 6%-8.5% range and I don't actually know if I've seen something under that as it seems like a complete waste of time.

>>11426743
This would be my trash tower of choice if I wanted to be a squatter in wherever the fuck that is. The clock face makes it so cool. At least we've got a real life trash town where anarchy meets hippies meets a bunch of self governing RVs and shacks in the middle of some fucking desert.

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>>11426795
each one of those "pillars" is a chimney leading to a fireplace in a room, in a large complex of maybe 10 rooms like that. this was one of atleast 3 similar complexes we found.

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>>11426800
Come for the permanent flea market/garage sale, stay for the weirdly christian specific art painted onto anything they can slap paint on.

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>>11426823
Just in case you forgot how much god is love.

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>>11426840
It's not getting weird or uncomfortable at all. That truck doesn't run but can you imagine that bad boy overtaking you on a desert highway?

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>>11426818
and I'll leave you with this, targets I found in the trash palace, featuring a crow and something vaguely rodenty, in trash.

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>>11426851
>tfw you'll never know true freedom that these people have even over other Americans
>freedom to be really, really sunburned

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>>11426882
Last one I'll post, there's plenty more if you feel the need to google what true freedom looks like.

Man y'all find some cool shit. I need to get out of the suburbs and find a place to wander around

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>>11427301
Do it. Urban exploration is a decisively possum thing to get into, just don't get murdered by a homeless person or spooky ghosts who are freaking out because you wandered into their space.

>>11421934

To chime in, I blocked everyone on my phone last year cause I am a POS. I also moved without telling anyone so no one could find me.

Could be he just hates himself.

>>11422153
The fact that more than one character LIKES grits tells you it's in the south

>>11422995
This is a very good point.

>>11423333
Good job bennet you belong in the trash

>>11424301
Good job man, I've been working on hating myself less too

>>11426498
Also it tastes like foot and wine instead of booze.

>>11426550
These pics are amazing man

is it normal to always be treated like the "bad guy"?

Like, ever since you can remember, feeling universally singled out and held to stricter standards, and then being the wrong/irrational/out-of-line one for standing up for yourself?

>>11428213
It's possible you have a victim complex.

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>interested in writing children's literature
>sign up for children's literature class to fill a lit requirement
>class begins
>Professor says we need to designate a child to read to weekly and blog about it and them
>there are literally zero children in my life
>I'm not even associates with anyone who has children
Haha.

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>Suffer from xboxhueg self hatred
>Person I hanged out many times took pictures of me in secret and without permission
>Told them to stop doing that multiple times
>Now they keep sending me pictures of me randomly and constantly grossing me out
>And also sometimes blackmails me with shit if I don't hang out with her or other stuff
>"But ur cute so I'm gonna take more pictures of u in the future ^^"
>She keeps getting even more stalkerish and even more red flags keep popping out
>Can't drop her from my life because she goes to the same group therapy session as me, has my phone number and found out herself where I actually live and I fear I will actually get murdered in my sleep


You possums told me to ignore the red flags and hang out with her more
It's getting out of hand
You did this
I shouldn't have listened
I want to die, but I don't want to die by getting murdered by a psycho person

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>>11429851
You're the master of your own life, not anons in possum threads. I personally would have told you not to stick dick in crazy as that sounds a lot like BPD. Anyways, follow the process to get a restraining order and move if you really feel the need to. Buying a new phone is also easy to do.

>>11428592
maybe, I don't know whether to get rid of this feeling or utilize it to develop extreme self-reliance

I know it's irrational but it feels all too real

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If I slit my wrists or hung myself in the doorway right now I would be die before anyone would notice.
I have no reason to keep on living now.

>>11430246
You have the brief moment of happiness that is sleep and rush of ecstasy that is an orgasm to live for anon.
That and tasty ice cream or your favorite food.

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>>11430246
What's up, guy?

>>11430432
https://youtu.be/j4IFNKYmLa8
Ice cream

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>>11430246
Believe in me who believes in you, Anon!
But seriously, what's good?

>>11430445
I made myself gay, or at least deleted my straightity through copious amounts of exposing to gfur, because I thought I had fallen in love with someone online, but it turns out I'm not really gay, actually kind of disgusted by most of it.

If I ever had a chance of laying with a female, I definitely don't have a chance with a guy. Real life gays are the opposite of virgins apparently.

>>11430775
You mean you're disgusted by pounding tight boipuss?

>>11430914
The human, real life version of it.
Now I can't sleep with a girl either, if I ever found one.

>>11430933
Just find you a nice trap anon and make sure they clean up their butt before sex stuff and I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself.

>>11430775
Well, I'm kind of biased on this, but, women are kind of shitty people, so no real loss there honestly.
You say "most of it", what's that mean exactly?
Cause I'm not exactly into rl dudes either for the most part, besides specifics.
Is it like, naked dudes that's kind of a gross thing? Cause that's where this fuckin hella thing called clothed sex comes in and makes everything so much better.

>>11431021
The fantasy of fucking your furry twink best friend in the butt after beating him at video games appealing, but real human gays are probably the most disgusting people I can think of.

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>>11428213
regarding possible victim complex, do you take responsibility for your problems in life? or blame others? guess which one means you have a victim complex.

>>11431110
Then maybe ERP is for you.

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>>11428002
thanks possum, I've got a few more but this covers pretty much all the bases. I can't believe there's an entire abandoned village out there.

From the signs you can probably guess it's wales so I have no problem saying that in wales, I have found many abandoned derelict buildings like these just outside every little village or near every abandoned mine.

But this .... this was an entire village, a ghost town.

>>11431298
whenever I try to trace one of my issues back to where it originated, most of them tend to lead back to my parents, particularly my mother.

However

how ever

Some things trace back to myself, for example my loss of friends and lack of motivation, as well as numerous things I've said and/or done to people before, and I assign fault accordingly. I know I have faults even though sometimes I have a hard time pinpointing what exactly they are

>>11431603
oh yeah possum, right on the money there. lemme break it down for you, your parents made you, not just physically but psychologically by how they raised you. you have 1203857082573 times greater self-awareness than the "normies". that's the first step to fixing things, awareness of the problem.

like me, crippling social anxiety, depression, shitty habits- all traceable back to negative examples i learned from my shitty family. Do I blame them? yes, realistically, but now, knowing that, i take responsibility for my own actions and the results of them. For example, the hangover i will have tomorrow morning, totally my responsibility, i have chosen to drink every night this week because i am depressed and wanted a break from it, i could have chosen not to, but i didn't. haha, i hate myself :) but i take responsibility, realistically.

>>11431791
>i have chosen to drink every night this week
aww yis where my other drinkin possums? got some IPA and gonna maybe stumble to a gay bar to shoot pool and slut it up

>>11431891
I have a handle of crown I expect to be empty within a few days

>>11431891
Man, I wish I lived by a gay bar. They sound like interesting places.

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What cigarettes do you possums smoke?

>>11431791
yeah it's kind of like in jurassic park, "I don't blame people for their mistakes but I do ask that they pay for them" or something like that. Past a certain point it doesn't really matter who started it, the damage is already done, might as well start the repairing process

>>11431891
i would if I could, but I got sick from it last time and now the taste of liquor instantly makes me drool and gag and want to puke

>>11432170
I do no drugs aside from occasional drinking

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>>11432170
deez

I might try other kinds

>>11432080
totally can be, the divey ones are the best. dirty, cheap drinks, drag queens, gogo dancers, drugs, buttsex in bathrooms. the upscale ones get on my nerves

>>11432170
I pick them out of ashtrays, like a whitman sampler of cancer, and maybe herpes

>>11432187
yuck i hate that, it took me a few years to be able to drink whiskey after abusing the fuck out of it one night

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>>11432170
Literal russian mouth cancer
But shit it is cheap

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>>11432170

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>>11432170
>tfw I get mine for $4.50 a pack

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>home alone for the weekend for the first time in my life

wat do possums?

>>11433688
Whatever you usually do, but with peace and quiet.

>>11433688
walk around buck ass naked

>>11433688
>>11433717
This but also nude. It feels weird at first, but it's really liberating to not have to close the bathroom door,

>>11433688
Put phallic shaped household items in your boipucci. Put them back without washing

>>11432170
I don't; I'm already very overweight and sedentary; if I started smoking I'd cross the line from 'unhealthy lifestyle' into 'waging war on my own internal organs'.

My brother's always "borrowing" money from me for his smokes, though. He rolls his own.

>>11432170
Quit, but used to smoke Marlboro Reds for abour 2 years. I dunno what people go on about, giving up smoking was the easiest shit I've ever done.

>>11434098
My grandma apparently had a very easy time giving up smoking, too, back in the fifties or whenever it was they found out cigarettes are super bad for you.

I suppose it must be a genetic thing.

>>11434148
It's odd though, cause my mum and real dad I never met both have been life long smokers. Maybe I just had a high tolerance to nicotine because I grew up around it all the time.

Really I recommend everyone tries quiting every now and then, it looks cool as fuck but the cost is just retarded these days and it'll only keep going up. As gay as it is, if your just smoking for the nicotine a vaporiser might be worth getting to save money.

>>11433688
>first time in your life
are you under 16 or is it time for story time about your dysfunctional relationship with your parents?

>>11434479
Not him, but I was about 17 before I was ever home alone. My mum didn't work so she was home nearly all the time.

>>11433717
I guess I can finally put my music thru speakers for once

>>11433827
>>11433922

kek might try that

>>11433993
Eww das gay and gross anon

>>11434479
>tfw 23

nope it's just that there's always been somebody home in a span of 48 hours. My parents and brother went to the beach for 5 days. It just feels so weird

>>11433688
Get drunk/high, order a pizza, and watch cartoons.

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>>11422995
Yeah let's separate another thread topic and make one just for posting reptiles while depressed, and one for birds and fish.
Because I and others totally want these threads to be stretched thin of posters and instantly die.
No, please, let's only have the same three shit clem reaction images again in these threads, I bet it'll be just as great as the twenty thousandth time. Yes please let's put filters on the gross one and the memes one so we can post them even more.

>>11436173
>Because I and others totally want these threads to be stretched thin of posters and instantly die.
I do want that though.

>>11436532
why

>>11436591
Cause once these threads die forever I can finally stop having to come to /trash/.

Granted I want the death to be natural and hopefully end when everyone doesn't need to come here anymore.

>>11436173
I mostly just didn't want porn up in here because the entire board already has a metric fuckton of porn going around. Also this thread has had 34 posters so far instead of the usual 60 or 80, these series of threads have long since passed their prime and the comic dying is really what killed the comfy and it isn't going to come back.

>>11436877
Yeah sorry for the sarcasm, I don't really want porn spammed here either. I just like reptiles sometimes especially non-sexually
haha I hate myself again

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>>11436173

>>11432206
same but blacks

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>tfw the C02 powered actual HK NO COMPROMISE branded MP5 at the pawnshop got sold out before i sniped it

i just want to shoot faster than i live

>>11432170
I say there's nothing like chainsmoking gpc cigarettes, cause any smokes will kill ya, but these will make ya feel like it

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>>11438812
>C02 powered

It only costs like 2.5k to own a gunpowder powered one. and you can literally drop a grand off of that price if you're cool with a clone that doesn't have 'HK' on it. It's literally harder to get a real deal USP with a suppressor just because more paperwork and waiting is involved.

>>11439086
>It only costs like 2.5k
the BB model is like 150$ and nonrestricted in every country ever so i dont need a safe or license for it and can shoot it in an alley

[spoiler]also im military so theres yearly shoots with M16 knockoffs anyway to get my fill of sexy actual ball ammo[/spoiler]

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>>11439132
Oh are you European or something?

I sometimes forget that not everyone can just buy basically any gun imaginable on the internet and have it shipped to their local licensed dealer of choice for transfer. Full auto, suppressors, and short barreled rifles/shotguns are a little harder to acquire but it really is just $200 some paperwork and waiting some undetermined number of months for the ATF to get back to you.

Even in America not everyone has the privilege to just wander into the woods or a desert for a few hours to shoot guns freely. Damn I'm privileged.

>>11439191
canadian

licenses are trivially easy to get (my yankee immigrant friend has one even!) but living in a city just makes it not practical to get a real gun. i dont drive, ranges are far, it's just a big pain in the ass to have a real gun. even if i could get one at wal mart with nothing but a medicare card, it'd still not be worth it since I just dont wanna go through the rigamarole of going to a place with a safe backdrop

like, the time of just taking the bus out is not worth it in terms of sheer enjoyment; id rather have the literal toy i can pop cans off a fence with behind my apartment, its just that much easier

plus an HK branded BB gun that doesnt even break 400fps would make /k/ so very very upset and thats worth something on its own

>>11439251
Ah, that's a shame because you guys get some really good deals on chinese and russian import shit that us burgers have to pay out the nose to get. At least you do get to shoot real guns occasionally, airsoft is cool and all but the coolest things cost as much as actual guns in America so it quickly becomes less worth it if you're rural and can literally shoot off of your back porch anyways.

>>11439334
>occasionally
like i said, licenses are trivial to get, i just dont want one because i live in the city and it's just impractical

guns themselves are about the same price and the license itself is 80bux for five years iirc, its literally less than a passport (a passport is like 120 for 5 years iirc)

im afraid to own a gun cause i think id snap one day and off myself haha

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>>11439419
It just makes your daily life more interesting is all.

>>11439511
if you don't have to use it it's a good day

>>11439419
I think shooting yourself is the easiest way out, but one of the most selfish ones cause others have to scrape your brains off the wall.
Thoughts are free, who can guess them?
They fly by like nocturnal shadows.
No man can know them, no hunter can shoot them
with powder and lead: Thoughts are free!

>>11439602
youre not helping

>>11439602
hey, coroners have to make a living my dude

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how do you deal with identity crisis

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>>11440103
By not having a real sense of self and getting like way depersonalized because disassociation is rad and nothing feels real and oh god please make this miserable existence more manageable

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kill me daddy
haha

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>>11440103
>>11440125
can we all be horribly fucked up together

>>11440682
yes

remember my rhyme suicidal possums; You can buy a bottle of happiness for 2 pound 69, remember that before you take your life and then you'll feel fine.

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Couldn't sleep at all last night. Almost fell asleep, but then anxiety kicked in bad. Like, just lying there and I start panicking over something, but have no idea what it is. I'm just glad I don't have anything to do today.

>>11440103
I tell myself to stop being such a bitch. It hasn't worked yet, but maybe one day.

>>11440103
>dealing with things

haha alcohol

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Anyone have plans for the weekend?

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>>11442332
Writing maybe, otherwise just compulsively fishing for complements on a discord server populated by degenerates similar to myself. Video games?

how do you deal with being a boy

>>11442466
I resent women and occasionally pride myself on whatever positive masculine traits my lardass still posesses. Really my dude, it's not something most good boys have to deal with. What I don't understand is how women cope with the instinctual drive to be such evil cunts.

>>11442486
i do not like my masculine features

>>11442466
Step 1: Be glad you never have to give birth
Step 2: There is no step 2

>>11442601
thats not normal for a guy to want i guess

>>11442601
It's not like girls have to give birth either.

>>11442617
maayybe i wanna

my tinnitus worsened lately. I can hear the ringing even though there's a relatively loud ambient noise in my room. haha im starting to go crazy

>>11442466
However you want to deal with it. There are countless ways of being a man.

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>>11442332
maybe take the train to meet a friend in another town if he has time. anyone here ever drink absinthe? i wanna try some sometime

>>11442332
Riding out Irma and praying to God I don't have a gigantic panic attack. Haha.

>>11442332
cry

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>>11442905
apparently the proper way to do it is to slowly drip water over a sugar cube on a spoon, into the glass of absinthe untill it turns white/cloudy.

>>11443180
good luck possum, no idea what advice i can give except for; i hope you have a basement to hide in.

>>11440103
Think about who you'd like to be and start approaching that ideal starting with the simplest, easiest tasks.

You want to picture yourself living a perfect life, and be aware you won't be able to achieve that goal overnight. But what you CAN achieve overnight is an easy, managable fraction of that goal. Your perfect self would have a made bed, and he would have the dishes done, a clean room, a clean house, etc. In other words, start small, tend to the other basic requirements of clean, healthy survival. Deal with the problems you KNOW you can handle, and which you KNOW you should be handling. This also includes avoiding the things you KNOW you should be avoding, and which you KNOW you're capable of avoiding.

Then, get into practice doing that every day, all the time. You'll get a little bit stronger and you can go from "no personal identity" to "my identity at least includes keeping my damn room clean." Then you can move on to slightly harder goals, and you'll get a little stronger again. And so on.

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>>11431907
>>11442332
My plan is to drink this

>>11443490
>Florida
>Basement
We ain't got basements down here. Thanks for the sentiment though

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>>11443539
this is some good advice right here, I'm going to start taking it right after I am done with that big bottle of cider.
But seriously... that's how to stop hating ourselves.

>>11442905
Absinthe literally tastes like liquid black licorice and it's gross.

Also no, you won't hallucinate or any of the other dumb shit attributed to absinthe it's literally just shitty flavored liquor.

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>>11444200
dubs trips dubs, it must be true, also, i have had it he is right unfortunately.

Just do some fuckin shrooms if you want to halucinate, atleast 40 individual shrooms. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see psychedelic technicolor possums everywhere, it'll change your life.

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any of you possums eating delicious unhealthy food AND getting drunk tonight?

>>11445395
had a burger and chips not that long ago, funnily enough
not going to get drunk though
partly because I have no alcohol, partly because I don't see the appeal of getting drunk

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>>11445442
Drugs are way more appealing but alcohol can be bought anywhere for pocket change.

I vaguely remember some dude saying that nobody would drink alcohol if it was as difficult to get as drugs worth doing.

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>>11445442
>I don't see the appeal of getting drunk
are you even a possum? do you hate yourself or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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>>11445574
>nobody would drink alcohol if it was as difficult to get as drugs worth doing.

when heroin and opiates were legal they cost like 10% of what they do now, so you could be addicted and it wouldn't ruin your life. way to go, law.

>>11445595
suck it johnny, I've got chips and cider, fuck you!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uek8_DtTfQs

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aw no one else drinking tonight? I'll rave ALONE alone then :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMVhBwhgV8

>>11442332
Work both days. Maybe drinking Sunday night. Probably drinking Sunday night.

>>11443651
God damn. I wish I could buy 3L bottles of booze. Never having to refill my cup sounds like the best way to drink.

>>11445946
i have work tomorrow and I'm drinking that bottle of booze. probably not all of it though.
Why can't you buy 3L bottles of booze?

>>11446011
I've never seen a 3L bottle of booze. The biggest I've seen, that wasn't hard liquor, is like a 40oz malt liquor. I don't like anything remotely like beer, but I can deal with some ciders.

Now, no offense, but that doesn't look like the highest quality cider.

>>11445395
got a huge portion of red thai curry earlier, dunno if that counts as unhealthy.
got some southern comfort and some beer. playing that new pve mode in lol as a group of 5 with friends

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>>11446115
my guy. it does.

>>11446105
>Now, no offense, but that doesn't look like the highest quality cider.
You're probably right. but here's the thing .... it doesn't taste like piss. I've seriously had worse
this is where my rave is at now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh5pA-xWfrs

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had too many chips and cider, feeling barfy.

>>11446547
consume harder alcohol

>>11446573
not sure that will make me less barfy, what have the studies shown? and of course by "the" i mean "possums" and by "studies" i mean "excessive drinking".

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>>11446786
maybe eat something with more of a basis
maybe the cider is making you feel a bit "full"
dunno
drink till it gets better

>begun hating the person I fell in love with because I can't have them while still loving them
ha.......

.......ha

>>11447165
define have

>>11447221
butt secks

>>11447291
do they just not want it or is there some other roadblock there

>>11446990
ok plan formulated, executing.
also works for >>11447344
>drink till it gets better

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>>11447344
an ocean and she's already with someone
>when you're in a group call and they're borderline phone sexing
discord was a mistake

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>>11447374
Just make sure you know your limit before you get comatose. Till then, raise your glass, and may >>11447165 raise his ass

>>11447462
shit, that's rough buddy.

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i took a shit and now my butthole is bleeding

>>11447640
This is my number one tip to you guys. POOP. WITH. THE. LIGHTS. OFF.

>>11447532
don't worry, I'm a professional, i just got a few shots of vodka for fixing my housemate's cupboard

>>11447682
but how do you know when to quit wiping?

>>11447698
That's the trick, you go for the two safety wipes and then jump straight into an already on shower.
Basic episemology.

>>11447682
>>11447698
idea: ruined.

>>11447698
Easy, achive omnipotence first, then you will always know
>inb4 he doesnt know how to achive omnipotence

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>>11447738
peronsally i just do a butt wash after each poop session.

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>>11447640
Join the club, broski. My ass has been bleeding while shitting since my sophomore year of highschool. So, basically a decade.

>>11447738
>wipe twice, maybe smearing shit in unpredictable ways, however unlikely
>try to reach for handle, fucker where are you? okay
>get up and walk like a mummy with downsyndrome in the dark
>forget the counter is that far over
>stub toe FUCK
>loose balance oh shit oh shit
>reach out for support
>grab shower curtain, take it down with you
>land painfully in way too hot water

nah senpai, i know a subtle troll when i see one

>>11447797
i got my five year token today. think a combination of alcoholism and sitting on flaccid dicks did it for me. how about you?

>>11442466
Other than being afraid to say the word cute for the first decade or two of my life it doesn't affect me much. No periods or abortions. I dunno gender is really unimportant to me.

>>11442332
Visiting my family with my girlfriend and going to a concert

>>11442502
Wear makeup.

>>11447832
I'm not trolling you. Keep the door open by just a sliver and you'll have enough light anyways.

>>11443180
Huge weather like tornados freak me the fuck out too. Not uncommon. Infind deep breaths are helpful even if they are a cliche

>>11447832
Well, one day I took a shit that was too big. It made my asshole bleed. After that, shitting would re-tear the wound open. Repeat for a decade.

>anal fissures
>not even once

It's not always bad. If I have small poops for a long enough time, it will heal until I have another one that is too big. Maybe I should just stretch my asshole out.

>>11444200
There's a different mental effect than normal liquor, but not hugely. More lucid. But yeah no fairies or anything

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>>11447913
damn, i think thats actually happening to me too, without realizing it. i guess the only solution is to become huge analsluts?

>>11447462
Just let her go man. The resentment will fade.

>>11447927
>different mental effect

Bullshit, it's literally nothing and all the stories came from a really long ass time ago when people made it with god knows what. It's just a waste of time honestly.

t. an alcohol

>>11447865
Wear makup inside

>>11447956
I think the solution is eat smaller meals and shit more often.

>>11447974
Lol I drink all the time and proper absinthe make a your brain feel different than just some grain alcohol will. Either way it's not important, live and let live dude.

>>11448005
anon, im trying to justify realizing my hidden desires. just please let me have this

>>11448020
Lucky for you the solution tonot being an analslut is to become an analslut

>>11447974
>>11447927
>>11444200
>>11444936
>>11448013
Thanks for the replies. I wont go out of my way for it now or have huge anticipation. Maybe ill still try it when im bored and have nothing better to do.

>>11448020
Listen we're not the only ones here with latent, furry-induced homosexuality, but only sexy and cute people are allowed to put things in their butts.
Us ugly people must restrain ourselves to regular old jerk offs.

>>11447991
Cant makeup

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>>11448013
>absinthe make a your brain feel different

Why am I so fucked up, why am I so useless.

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>>11448463

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Hey my dudes. I just got back from a sutrömmings party that my swedish friends invited me to this year again. Just as fun as last year but man do they drink. I nned to sober up a little.

What's going on here?

>>11449084
Nothing at all possum friend. Good to hear you had a good time though.

>>11449084
>friends
you just made me sad

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O man, check out what I got.

>>11449265
It's friday, take it chill my dude.
Swedes arre something special behold. They really are that tall as they say. We began eating a t a lake but after some liquer, songs and more beer we ended up in a hsitty kitchen. They all started singing this song in chorus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE
It's apparently written in the 1400s, one of them said that "i can barley understand half of these words". It's about a female troll, proposing to a knight and sings about the gifts she'll give him, the knight dude says no because the troll is not a christian, female troll gets super sad and kills herself. The knight dude is called Lord Mannelig i think.

>>11449315
Virtual hug!

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>>11449684
SOON

>>11449684
It says "weather" and has a fan. Does it measure wind speed?

>>11449732
I think that's a yes, then.

>>11449685
Sounds like an awesome time. Gonna have to use it as party motivation in the future

>>11449760
It reads a ton of stuff: barometric pressure, temperature, Max and average wind speed and a couple other things. I'm totally ready to make a grave mistake on Sunday

>>11449772
I really like that song. Kind of want to learn it.

>>11449684
>>11449732
>not using the good old pitot tube
Do you have no class?

>>11449842
That sounds pretty cool. Don't get impaled by a tree.

>>11449891
No promises

>>11447640
how hard were you straining? If it was a lot, that's probably why

just let the shit happen by itself, even if it takes more time

>>11450622
Sometimes you have to strain.

>>11450821
I started adding more fiber to my diet and drinking more water. I never have to strain anymore.

>>11432226
consider: rolling your own from discards

if I smoked I'd totally do that, one of my favorite postapoc games has that as a game mechanic if you take the Smoker drawback

>>11432170
I tried 1 marlboro this week and smartly decided not to continue.

>>11442332
Stay inside, play the ultrasperg realistic-everything Minecraft mod I love, listen to pisscore on repeat, eat grilled meats.

>>11444200
It used to do that but that was due to shitty brewing practices. It's made 'right' now, so it doesn't make you hallucinate anymore.

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Alright /pos/, I'm drinking beer tonight. I don't like it, but it's the easiest-to-drink beer I've found.

Why do people even like this toast water?

>>11451545
Social pressure.

>>11451545
It doesn't taste good but it's easier to get down than hard liquor, so I like having a few before moving on to the heavier stuff.
Having no beer, tonight I've only had my very original vodka+cola mix and I'm not even getting drunk enough to get drunk because I'm not enjoying it.
Sucks bro wish I had beer.

>>11451627
Man, just give me shots of something fruity and an orange soda to chase it. I'm not trying to be manly when I get drunk. I just wanna roll around on the floor and touch everybody.

>>11451671
I only drink in solitude so I don't do shots and stuff, everything goes in the coffee mug.

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>>11451545
beer taste good.
fight me.

>>11451545
I like the taste of beer, especially some good microbrew shit.

>>11452135
>>11452227
On second thought I'm inclined to agree with these possums.
Beer is good.

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>>11451545
Beer is one of the oldest memes in human history.

>>11452291
beer is the only reason i havent become anhero
$2 cheap ass beer that taste like bready dick water. the true beverage of the self loathing connisour. going to get fucking blasted on that shit, later nerds

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>>11452323
I see your $2 beer and raise you a $20 handle of whiskey and a 12-pack of Diet Coke. The latter actually tastes decent and doesn't adulterate emotionally feeling like shit with physically feeling like shit.

alright I'm signing off
later possies

god it's annoying when people assume I want to have kids someday

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>when your body physically rejects getting better in any aspect of your existance
whoever came up with this living thing needs to be shot into the sun
technoskeleton bodies when

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>>11453102
What makes it twenty times as fun is when they find out and start assuming things about you, up to deciding you're a bad person.

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>>11432170
smoking's bad you know.

>>11453517
they demonize because they can't comprehend that not everybody wants the same things in life

I want to make things and be proud of those things and I want those things to be my baby
even if it's R8 shite

>>11453102
>>11453517
>>11453798
the thing I always tell them is 'I'm a fucking wreck and I can barely take care of myself, I wouldn't subject a kid to that"

Most of the time it works, but every so often you meet some upper-middle-class asshat who goes "OH WELL YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF"

yeah I know what I'm capable of, and 'traumatizing a kid beyond belief and completely failing to connect with whoever squirts him out' is it

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>>11454428
I had this office job where this happened to me. Im a fag and this middle aged woman was like, you're a handsome young man, do you have a girlfriend? and I was like, nah brah. So she was like why not? you're young and handsome. So i was like i dunno lol. And she was like, well you better get a girlfriend soon and start a family. And i was like, but im only 24, and she was like YOU SHOULD HAVE kids by now. it went down way more awkward than i can convey on here. fucking breeders sometimes. i was just paranoid about being the only fag in a corporate upper middle class environment (i was and am poor though, working as a temp). i was transferred to a different place for the same corperation and some other middle aged dude made wierd sexual remarks cause i think he knew i was a fag. that sucked too, i had no idea how to react to that. this was like a stream of consciousnesses post sorry

>>11455008
I initially wrote a garbled up mess talking about how a co-worker told me he had his kids at 24.
But all I really needed to say was if you are a man, you should not have a kid until 30 or after.

Unless you just don't have any ambitions outside of starting a family.

>>11455266
Even though I dont ever want kids I agree with that. People need more time to mature. I bet theyre projecting and dont want anyone to enjoy young adulthood cause they couldnt. Also theyre probably mad jelly cause theyre going to die in their 80s and were gonna make it to like 130 or something cause the medical field advancing exponentially or something

>>11453696
Why do you think I do it? Haha.

>live in fascist Canada
>can't afford alcohol so forced to smoke pot
Fuck you Wynne

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>>11451627
>>11451671
>>11452432
Tfw you can make cheap liquor nice and fruity yourself

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>>11455807
That's got me thinking. I bet I can make schnapps from vodka.

is she /our gal/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtLrn2zPTxQ

>>11456483
Sure you can. I think some red berries would be good for that too.

Survive the night

more raccoons

Trash sure is moving fast today

>>11457911
What do you expect
it's weekend

>>11449685
>It's about a female troll, proposing to a knight and sings about the gifts she'll give him, the knight dude says no because the troll is not a christian, female troll gets super sad and kills herself. The knight dude is called Lord Mannelig i think.

that's the most mgtow thing I've ever heard.

>>11456500
at first glance, i thought "normie, looks normal" but then i watched the video ... it's always the ones you least expect. dubs checked. 456 checked.
/ O U R G A L /

>>11452291
well, to be honest, beer tasting like shit is a recent thing

in the middle ages, monasteries were full of gay sex, because c'mon, where are you gonna go in the middle ages to be surrounded by dudes who were contractually obligated to avoid women?
the Powers That Be decided, nah, must be the beer (since monks made Shitloads of beer among other things.)

So they put hops in it, because obviously it was the sweetness of beer that was making the monks lustful. Obviously.

beer as the Egyptians made it was really fuckin' alcoholic, but it also had a lot of sweet stuff in it.

>>11460140
well holy shit, where can i find this gay beer?

>>11460260
Midas Touch by dogfish head brewery is supposed to be a Classical era style beer. the story is they analyzed some pottery that held beer and tried to recreate it from that. it's pretty weird imo I think it tastes kinda like beer and wine mixed together

>>11460380
i can feel my sphincter relaxing already

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>>11460140
>>11460380
I've had fruity Belgian beer out of wine bottles and yeah it's like condensed homosexuality.

Pretty tasty tho

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>>11456500
No, Emma Watson is

Why are you all so mean to beer? What has it ever done to you?

>>11460793
Poem time
Beer is my only friend, it too, will betray me in the end.

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>>11460793
Made me run to the bathroom every half an hour instead of getting me proper drunk in a reasonable amount of time and fluid.

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>>11460793
liver damage

>>11460956
M-my livers gonna be okay, right possums? Like, in the future they can 3D print me one or something, right?

>>11460956
My liver is fucked regardless

>>11461113
They'll do the equivalent of that when they figure out how to bake organs in a lab without having to grow them on the backs of mice.

>>11460793
It tastes icky.

>>11461263
Y-You taste icky

i like my bailey's irish cream
fuck everything else

>>11461814
>liquid sugar

Just put Jameson directly into black coffee if you want to be irish about it.

5 more beers to go
about 8 ounces of vodka
and a bottle of wine that i wont drink because the I ripped the foil to shreds like a noob and I dont want internal bleeding

>>11461723
I mean, probably. I don't shower nearly enough.

>>11462016
how very possum of you

it's saturday night, i'm at home, alone on my computer listening to /posmu/ considering drinking for the tenth night in a row, what are you doing possums?

>>11463623
Worrying over i crushi have because they live in florida

>>11463623
waiting... for the beer I put in the fridge to get cold

>>11463691
decided to drink, just a little cider .... with a shot of vodka in it

>>11463623
Drinking a beer b/c I am out of options.

>>11463623
worrying about a friend in florida and also a few other people for other reasons

>>11463623
Just woke up from a nap I didnt need, deciding if I should pour a drink, take it with me and go to this abandoned house, maybe see if one of my two friends want to do anything. i dont know

>>11463938
drink in abandoned house! sounds cool, I'd join if only we weren't likely to be separated by thousands of miles

>>11463938
i wanna go drink in an abandoned house too

>>11463960
I just did it yesterday, guess I could go again. there were a few radios i wanted to see if they still worked.
north eastern united states?

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oh bump limit.
who made these possum comics btw? (pic) i want more of them in my life.
I know lauren monger made the ones with clementine, but what about this other guy here?

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>>11463982
north west UK

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>>11460793
Had hops-which are Satan's dingleberries-in it.

Can we have the femboy synagogue edition next thread.

>>11463982
new england?

>>11464042
>>11464015
Nah, Pennsylvania :/

>>11464056
brother

>>11464002
http://drawdroid.tumblr.com/tagged/ian
enjoy

>>11464077
>http://drawdroid.tumblr.com/tagged/ian
you brilliant bastard, thankyou possum

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I wish I had bf

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>>11464273
i wish i had a gf, but I'm too depressed right now and no fun to be around so I'd suck at a relationship at the moment.

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>>11464273
So do i. But i am willing to work my way out of my heavy social anxiety, fix myself and look for one. What are you going to do?

>>11464376
>But i am willing to work my way out of my heavy social anxiety, fix myself and look for one
AAHHH GET OUT GET OUT GO AWAY

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>>11464397
its almost as though you WANT to be miserable?
I'd love an out but right now there isn't one for me

>>11464540
Yeah I’m aiming for miserability because that's a goal I can actually reach

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>>11464376
P.S. I (>>11464540 >>11464359) am going to do the same as soon as I can get out of this house, live alone and get away from all the fucking idiots.

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>>11464540
Donr give up. Hope it gets better. Get help if it doesnt. Fix yourself. Love yourself. Let others love you. I believe in you. Have a good night.

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>>11460140
Wait, really? Well damn. I owe you an apology, beer. I'll have to try some of the beautiful creature you were meant to be.

>>11464574
thanks man, these comments always make me feel better :) fucking possums in trash are the best threads on 4chan.
to show my gratitude, have some amazing music everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg1WoZOykUI

whens this thread gonna die? i want to make the new one :P

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>>11464723
You can always make retarded spam threads ro bump thisone off. But please let this one have its last 2 hours.

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>>11464644

https://youtu.be/oqzobHEmH18
i have lost control of my life
pizza time

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>>11464803
not fucking doing that, that would be incredibly dickish and we already hate ourselves enough.