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sweetie belle?
>>11420277
Smile
So it is agreed: I can fuck Ursh if he fucks me first.
Smiling is for fags.
>>11420338
No
>>11420383
What if I fuck you real quick and then run away?
>>11420434
I'd ask you to fuck me a second time just for good measure ;)
>>11420518
Of course~
>>11420555
You should stop posting this ugly horse.
>>11420712
It's not a bad horse...
I will... if you can tell me what her name is.
Fizzlepop Berrytwist.
Good job, lol!
>>11420832
Her name is Tempest Shadow. Now post porn of her.
>>11421116
>>11421116
http://www.pcgamer.com/george-orwells-animal-farm-is-being-made-into-a-videogame/
Is the OP image from the movie? They are looking sexy as fuck.
>>11421298
https://derpibooru.org/1526335
I just discovered that F3 does the same thing as Ctrl-F.
>>11421258
More jewish communist propaganda in my games.
just what I always wanted.
>>11421422
Kek... how are you, Rap?
>>11421422
Here's your large EXTRA T H I C C, sir.
>>11421497
I'm ok, little tired, but alright.
>>11421553
Kek, nice
Welp, goodnight /b/read.
>>11421754
Nini Urshy~
>>11421754
Good night Urshula
>>11421972
Oh hey, it is you. How are you?
>>11422050
I'm doing well. Just a bit bored atm, you?
>>11422059
Finishing up some homework stuff.
Okay, done with that homework stuff. Now I'm bored too.
https://streamable.com/bezrt
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6yih1g/i_sent_my_wife_a_picture_of_my_flaccid_penis_nsfw/
Not bored! Doing stuff is great!
Stop being dead, /b/read.
>>11422907
Is that stuff work at your job?
No.
>>11422919
It's a suprise.
>>11422918
Have you caught your roommate jacking off yet?
>>11422919
Of course I'm at work though.
>>11422983
No, actually.
>>11422998
If you did would you offer to give him a hand?
>>11423008
Probably not. That would be awkward and I'm pretty sure he's straight. Despite this being one of the most LGBT friendly campuses, I haven't clocked any gays here yet...
>>11423020
Maybe he just needs some help coming out of the closet. You could give him a hand by opening the door.
>>11423037
Why are you into things like this?
>>11423037
I'm not really that much of a gay flirt IRL.
>>11423080
Well have you given any hints either on purpose or by accident on your true nature.
>>11423127
Nope. I'm silent as fuck about most things.
>>11423142
Any particular reason?
>>11423192
That's just how I am. I don't talk very often unless I really connect with someone, or I'm arguing about something. Internet's a different game since no one knows who the hell I am.
>>11423210
So no chance for some pics? What do other people think of you, that is if you've ever asked anyone.
>>11423251
No clue what others think of me. It's not something that comes up in conversation, and I honestly don't really care.
And no, I'm not posting pics here. At least not in /b/read for everyone to see.
This is the part where he asks you to send them over Steam.
Damn, I was close.
>>11423313
>>11423318
So what do you do in New Vegas?
Good guess.
>>11423329
What do you mean "what do I do?"
I am playing through the game for the first time.
Basically finished now, nearing the end of the final DLC.
>>11423365
Oh wow, I figured you'd be done by now.
>>11423384
Define "done."
I am obligated to get all of these achievements.
>>11423400
>>11423429
>>11423688
>>11423765
Yay Rap!!
how's it going?
>>11423775
Going ok, foot hurts like hell, but otherwise I'm ok
>>11423765
>>11423775
>>11423784
My foots all blue from bruising.
>>11423790
why what have you been doing unsupervised now?
>>11423782
Sorry to hear that, had an accident outside? in anycase hope you feel better soon!!
I woke up a while ago, might have breakfast soon, just reading a bit about hurricane Irma and where it might hit the US
>>11423784
Hello~
>>11423798
>>11423804
Walking.
Yesterday while walking I knocked into the table and have absolutely smashed my foot.
Docs told me to x-ray based on concern that I may have fractured Metatarsal bones.
I dunno if I have though, I can walk, slowly, but still.
There's apparently a third one coming after Irma lol.
>>11423814
So you walked into a table and it fell on your foot?
>>11423827
no, I kicked it while walking past, with the walking motion.
>>11423804
~
>>11423814
well shit, time to start drinking milk and eating glucosamine
>>11423827
the table flanked him brp
>>11423846
We'll know tomorrow if its broken or not.
>>11423814
Well damn, you must have kicked it pretty hard if fractures are a possibility, what kind of table was it? made out of wood?
>>11423827
Hiya Interrobun!
>>11423846
~~
>>11423855
Hopefully the later!
>>11423845
H h hhow? Can you post a picture of the area this took place. I don't quite get how you can break your foot by walking it into something.
>>11423855
so you're one of those fast walkin types eh?
>>11423864
Yeah, just go back there and inconvenience yourself to take a picture he does not need.
>>11423864
http://www.listsoflove.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Oriental-Furniture-Oval-Coffee-Table-with-Stools.jpg
>>11423868
I'd take a photo of my foot if I had the ability.
>>11423872
Usually, yeah, I guess.
>>11423874
How're you Darwin?
>>11423874
Thank you for your input Darwin.
>>11423885
Feelin' GOOD. Sorry about the foot injury. That is awful.
>>11423864
Hey how are things going? Do people have arranged marriages where you live?
>>11423891
It looks it, but it really doesn't hurt all that bad unless I bump it.
I can walk as I said a bit earlier, at a slower pace with a bit of a hobble.
still have full flexibility in all by my small toe as well which has most of it, but if I push it too far it hurts.
I can poke it and such without pain.
>>11423902
Feign extreme pain and have someone carry you everywhere.
>>11423902
Why not be like skitty and just not go to the doctor?
>>11423913
It's good idea for multiple reasons, I'll not have to walk AND I land a hunk.
Win win!
>>11423918
I wasn't going to but the bruise is still spreading.
Nearly my entire foot is blue.
>>11423933
Don't forget to injure it again after it's nearly healed.
>>11423943
I'm not a frenchman on the front Bun~
>>11423872
>>11423885
Ouch!! seems pretty rigid. I once hit my foot like that but luckily with a plastic table so nothing bad happened. I got a large wooden dining table in my dining room, but luckily its supports are at the center so I don't have to worry about hitting them while walking past lol
>>11423896
Not bad, woke up a while ago, gonna have breakfast soon, just chillin' around. Well, in a way, yes we do. I know alot of people who married this way, basically one family speaks with another about it and if the son/daughter agrees, they date for a bit and see how things go, but they keep it low profile until they agree for engagement. Alot of times on FB I see people who've never posted pics or stories of being with others, then suddenly next day you see them post "engaged to ....", it has its positives and negatives I guess
how bout you? also, you said you were watching "The Pacific"?
>>11423958
I'm doing good just about ready to head to bed here. Yea I'm watching The Pacific it's about killing the japs in WW2 so far it's alright, Band of Brothers is better from what I've seen so far though.
>canon has facebook
>>11420555
Sauce pls
>>11423958
it's heavy, doesn't move, has six smaller coffee tables under it.
and hurts like a bitch when you kick it :P
>>11423975
Yea I watched it back in 2010 when a friend of mine gave me the series, it was pretty awesome from what I remember, and the theme song really drives you to watch it more lol
I've had it since my high school days, also when I was in uni alot of my friends used it to communicate for project stuff, so pretty much I had to use that as well
>>11423992
yea pretty rigid indeed then :P
Again, hope it heals pretty quick!
>>11423956
>>11424003
>canon and raptor are here
>azu ignores me now
>>11424019
when a hurricane hits cat5 does it travel at
1000mbps?
>>11424028
nuthin fursonal, kiddo
>>11424036
>when a hurricane hits cat5 does it travel at
1000mbps?
>>11424032
>>11424052
homework for you!
>>11424003
Thanks.
Have you got much on today?
>>11424019
>>11424036
Cyclones do yes, hurricanes don't though, they're still only on adsl2+
hola my name is pedro
from san diego
>>11424132
Hola Pedro, mi es mochucho from california!
Decide to check Facebook before bed. Find out a buddy died over Labor day weekend. Sounds like he left a party Saturday night and crashed his motorcycle. People noticed he was missing Wednesday and they found his body about 6 or 7 hours ago.
Well goodnight everyone.
>>11424261
Well fuck.
Are you ok?
>>11424266
Good night Interrobun, terribly sorry to hear about your friend
>>11424067
On it~
>>11424074
Not really, just had breakfast, chillin' for now, seeing what to do for today
>>11424328
Cool cool
>>11424355
>>11424386
Nice
>>11424328
I'm heading to bed, have a good one bread.
>>11424678
>>11424328
night you two.
>>11424678
>>11424751
Nighty~
>>11424261
>Labor day weekend
why did it takes them almost a week to find out they were missing what the fuck
>>11420277
Where are these fancy princesses from?
>>11425860
cleveland ohio.
Is this where the foals
>>11427320
>>11427345
Nice
That's some foals
>>11427360
Well the police report came out and he almost made it home, he crashed 2 miles from home.
>>11427386
and home
>>11428270
Omtrent en time til jeg må stikke
>>11428315
have "fun" with that
>>11428326
Syv timer jeg kan bruke til å breve fǿll på en flyplass.
>>11428345
airports need foals too
I guess I need to leave work around 10 or so to get myself ready and over to the airport on time to meet you for 1
>>11428400
I guess
How annihilated is babs bed going to be by the time rita leaves?
Shut up.
>>11428451
can't be any more annihilated than it is having horses in there all the time
but yeah do shut up
>>11428595
>>11428624
>>11428750
>>11428761
we should have a dinner party with fils
>>11428854
And colts
>>11428956
but then there will be less room for fils
>>11428981
I guess so
>>11429100
it's okay I can store more fils under the table if you know what I mean
>>11429121
Gonna need pictographic evidence of this.
Also gonna pull all plugs and such and get going.
See you later
>>11429567
hey
>>11429609
Heya Smokey
How are things?
>>11429633
i'm good. just getting my truck's new door ready to mount. how are you?
>train departure not delayed
It's some kind of miracle
>>11429660
Bored, mostly
Theres a few things I could be doing, but I dont feel like doing them
>>11429688
doing things is for losers.
>>11429747
I'll find something to do, If I'm as big a loser as I think I am
>>11429858
don't talk like that. do nothing, like a real winner.
>>11429879
I will resist the temptation as best as I can
Doing nothing right now.
>>11430108
I'm an expert at doing nothing.
>>11430108
you should do something
>>11430153
You wanna do nothing together?
>>11430237
B-But Smokey said doing things is for losers!
I think I just did something
I guess that means I'm a loser now
>>11430365
>>11430383
>>11430397
>>11430418
Oh well.
So how have things been, Urshy
>>11430397
>>11430418
>>11430640
Hmm... I was considering whether it'd be worth it to submit feedback (https://www.4chan.org/feedback) for the episodes stickies on /mlp/ and maybe also make a thread for it. Dunno if anybody else cares or not... could get banned for making a meta-thread too.
https://arch.b4k.co/mlp/thread/30275699/#30275699
>>11430692
Sup
>>11430864
I personally wouldnt, but good luck if you do
>>11430889
Oh, okay.
>>11430873
>>11430931
Midnight sparkle?
>>11431008
Well, Midnight Sparkle was claimed by EqG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts22rFvMSFI
That'd probably be a "Nightmare Sparkle" or similar.
>>11431122
I absolutely forgot about that lol, yea Nightmare Sparkle sounds like the next best name, or she could be the pony version of Midnight Sparkle perhaps
how's you Ursha? :3
>>11431379
Morning Rap!!
sleep well?
>>11431244
I'm fine. Bored and kinda hungry.
How's u? :3
>>11431379
G'day!
How is your foot?
>Cyclones do yes, hurricanes don't though, they're still only on adsl2+
What did you mean by this?
>>11430864
Doing alright, why have you been going ti bed earlier?
6 hours to kill at the airport.
Entertain me.
>>11431425
Mostly yeah, how're you?
>>11431450
Foots actually quite a bit better today still hurts a little when in use though.
I'm getting x-rays today
>>11431600
Rita?
Heading to America?
>>11431600
>>11431628
No, Canada?
>>11431551
I have to wake up a bit earlier now for reasons which won't be disclosed. My previous sleep schedule was resulting in 5-6 hours of rest and headaches during the day.
>>11431628
>I'm getting x-rays today
Think you're gonna be alright?
>>11431450
Just had supper myself, chillin a bit, reading about the craziness of Irma heading on to Florida.. and most recent forecast shows it's gonna hit dead center which is even crazier
also I'll head to bed sooner or later
>>11431628
Been good, had supper, might head to bed soon
also reading about Hurricane Irma and how it might actually go straight center through Florida which is crazy
also glad to hear your foot is better today, hope it's better real soon and that scan shows nothing serious!
>>11431628
>>11431768
>>11431656
The day of the Rita is coming!
You can meet Iza you know if you want
>>11431727
Might get foot cancer one day but otherwise yeah
>>11431758
Cyclones are Nothern Hemisphere hurricanes are southern
>>11431758
But yeah, it'll be nuts.
any of you niggers live in OR or WA? Is gots news for ya!
>>11432438
>Cyclones are Nothern Hemisphere hurricanes are southern
What's your point?
>>11431600
>>11432566
also, it's the other way around. cyclones happen in the south, not the north.
sooo, houston is busing their hurricane refugees up to OR and WA
these are the same people who left katrina and looted like crazy
they're doing the same shit and houston is sick of it, gave am a deal, go to jail or get on the bus and get
lol this is fucking perfect, that was the part of the country that said texas should drown over
>>11432824
I actually thought Raptor was correct, and that he was trying to correct CaNoN by telling him it's a cyclone, but everywhere else is calling it "Hurricane Irma".
>>11432824
Is it? The media keeps calling it cyclone irma don't they?
Fuck I dunno
>>11432954
hurricanes occur in the northern hemisphere and rotate counter clockwise. cyclones happen in the southern hemisphere and rotate clockwise.
>>11432963
i've heard literally no one say that until you did just now. maybe it's your media? trying to make the story more relatable because most people don't know the difference anyway.
>>11432963
All of my results are calling it "Hurricane Irma".
i actually may be going down to FL or TX for hurricane duty
>>11433308
i'm glad to be inland. gas is going to go through the roof if it hits. i better go fill all my cars up.
>>11433308
Oh, cool! Probably gonna be a lot of work.
>>11432438
Literally who?
>>11433510
>>11433519
lot of lawlessness too, hope i get to shoot/kill a few thugs, will get the head stuffed and mounted.
>>11433597
Iza? He's a moth pony guy. Hangs out in the Discord mostly.
>>11433678
I want to see this discord
It probably doesn't have enough sweetie belle
>>11420277
I want to creampie Celestia, eat her out, and then snowball her with the cum I salvaged from her pussy.
>>11433928
>>11433905
Here you go...
export discord
Post skittys discord pls
>>11433510
>>11433519
lot of lawlessness too, hope i get to shoot/kill a few thugs, will get the head stuffed and mounted.
god, hope lots of white female sjws get brutally enriched, gods bless texas for sending some diversity their way.
feel like paul revere, THE NIGGERS ARE COMING THE NIGGERS ARE COMING!!
>>11435158
yeah, i saw you said earlier.
i'm hoping it doesn't come to that in atlanta.
nonetheless i'll be stashing my hotrod in my garage so they can't get at it.
>>11435385
man what a liberal shithole that place turned into, Atlanta still scary at night? Remember the last time I was there, right around like 5 the streets got a fuckload darker, scary shit.
>>11435385
make traps outside, use kfc for bait
>>11435158
>
Haha, yep! Put a few heads on the walls.
>>11435465
Did you have foot cancer yet?
>>11435614
fucking saved that so fast.
>>11435536
i think it would probably terrify normal people.
doesn't scare me though.
>>11435612
kfc is white people chicken. the blacks are actually more fond of church's. or if at all possible, popeye's.
>>11435649
why? Too much darkness.
Also popeyes is the shit
>>11435648
>>11435700
i don't understand the ways of niggerdom fully, i just try to document it.
fun fact: popeye's is not named for the cartoon sailor, but rather popeye doyle from the french connection.
My roommate will be moving out soon, leaving me with a room to myself.
>>11435648
>>11435843
that happened to me freshmen year! it was glorious. my first roommate was a proper asshole, some prep school cunt that no one liked. so we ran him off and i had the whole room for the first semester. then the next semester i got a new roommate, but he was a total bro.
>>11435843
Celebratory fap?
>>11435843
did you scare them away?
>>11435741
keep em commin
>>11435797
whelp, considering where i may be going soon i could make a national geographic documentary,
>National geographic theme starts playing
>>11435880
hnng
>>11435977
>>11436140
come on dead niggers
>>11436181
>>11436019
can't sleep
lack of foals is likely the issue
I can never get any rest until I've fucked enough children.
finally, someone who gets me
>>11436389
I slept on a bench for four hours
>>11436519
did the bench have enough foals?
i need to make my bot act like a proxy between this site and discord so posts in it will come here and posts here get posted there
>>11436589
do you ever worry that science has gone too far
>>11436580
Not nearly
>>11436657
better set up a temporary foaling station
>>11436730
>>11435908
Hopefully I won't get any new roommates until I move out.
>>11435936
Maybe.
>>11435950
No. Roommate just wants to move in with someone else in the hall.
>>11436760
>>11436879
>>11436921
>>11436992
>>11436995
>>11437141
>>11437141
>>11437194
gonna try to sleep another couple hours
>>11437326
turborape
>>11437346
Airports need beds
Im so tired
We're all fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcGVOJXRzI
>>11438143
>>11438143
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>11438451
>spam
>>11438434
>>11438451
very nice, dear~
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
>>11438493
last one
>>11438597
>>11438605
>>11438614
>>11438629
>>11438647
that raccoon one is one of my favorites desu.
>>11438702
Mine too