Why do I find animals hot?

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pörri is not for sexual

>>11400612
maybe you're an animal inside?

>>11400645
porri is a cute

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It's probably Dat Rump.

It's the hottest part of most animals.

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>>11400665
That could be it. I always look for the rump.

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>>11400680

The booty determines which animals I'm attracted to, almost without exception.

>>11400665
croup, dock, haunch!

>>11400973

I have no doubt, from the look on their faces ( >>11400665 )
, they fiercely and passionately fucked.

>>11400612
it's in your muslim blood

>>11400612
You learned to look past your human limits

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>>11400612
>Why do I find animals hot?
BIG
ASS

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>>11400612
Antro or nothing faggot

>>11400612
I love 1:1

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>>11402138
ur gaye

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>>11402118
Imagine your huge, feral horse wife coming up to you and giving you the biggest, wettest kiss of your life.
Imagine the little coos she makes as you stroke her broad, shiny flank.
Imagine her surprised whinny when you give her thick backside a little spank.

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>>11402612
fuck dude, no horse wife in life ;_;

>>11402949

The Wild West would be an excellent place to have a horse wife.

All those open spaces and privacy would ensure plenty of humping.

>>11400612
Humans ARE animals Anon, it's perfectly normal to be attracted to your own kind. Plants though, that's when things get a little haram.

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>>11403500

So plants + animals is neutral.

>>11403550
I kinda want to be that horse

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>>11400612
Fossas are really sexy.

I'm surprised they aren't more popular considering how awesome their penis is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rjB0qntJ0

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I don't know why but the overall shape and hips of a dog always turned me on.
Bonus points if they have proper weight.

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i love teats and udders any one else?

you have autism

>>11407569
Is it really autistic to fuck animals though?

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>>11404703
Damn mother nature is fucked up sometime

>>11400612
Mental illness

>>11409124
Yes, you dumb fuck.

>>11409124
Yes

>>11404419

It would make a nice story. A stallion discovers a cock-sucking plant....not that he remotely minds.

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>>11400612
feral femdom anyone?

Also sentience was a mistake

>>11407569
>>11409124
>>11409848
>>11409858
>>11410367

why have humans fucked animals since the beginning of our existence? Is it just because were a bunch of horny monkeys with low standards or what?

>>11410415
>Is it just because were a bunch of horny monkeys with low standards or what?
Yes

>>11410398
>dirty mustache self-insert guy
Every time

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Esperanza has one fantastic body.

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>>11410415
no it was the jews that made us stop fucking animals you cant let them win go fuck a horse anon for the good of humanity it is what the nonjewish god wants you to do
>>11410489
i want to suckle on some horse teats

>>11410520
>no it was the jews that made us stop fucking animals you cant let them win go fuck a horse anon for the good of humanity it is what the nonjewish god wants you to do
You're a retard you know that, right?

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>>11410532
>implying that i was being serious
anon stop being an autistic faggot and jerk off to animals

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(VICE-Donkey Sex:The Most Bizarre Tradition)

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>>11410520

Imagine going into a stable full of big-teat mares, and sucking on their tits one horse after another.

>>11410555
>stop being an autistic faggot and jerk off to animals
Wew

>>11400612
You haven't evolved into the patrician fetish of tiles yet.

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>>11410591
imagine walking into a room with this on the other side

>>11410620

Would suckle for sure.

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If animals were sentient and could talk I would be down but since they can't I wouldn't really imagine fucking an animal

inb4 they can talk in their own way. thats why I pound my dog

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i want to fuck a lioness

>>11410768
no, you want to fuck lion king characters you turboautist

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>>11410784
the lion king has lionesses in it homotard and yes i want to fuck them as they're lionesses so go eat lead paint

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>>11400612
Because we are also animals.

Procreation may be impossible (for now...), though it is still something hardwired into our evolutionary DNA.

Dick just wants to explore all the possibilities. I don't try to fight it.

>>11410737
>thats why I pound my dog
Kill yourself

>>11410768

Imagine being the lowest tier in a Lion King pride. All of the lions and lionesses outrank you on the sexual tier, including the cubs.

You are the sex-toy of all.

>>11410398
He has gotten better but the humans still look awkward...

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Horses are fucking ugly and smell like shit.

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>>11411263
ya sure?

>>11411263

Could always make a genetically engineered chimera, combining the lewdest traits of many animals.

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>>11410398
>>11410453
>>11411108

For you. (I just whipped up)

>>11411924
nice self portrait you made pinko we all know that dog fucking is a capitalist invention while commies banned it in the ussr

>>11411924
Is that what he looks like?

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>>11412054

Muh' fair lady communist.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=nlxfDvSyPKA

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itty bitty titty committee

>>11411924
isn't the circle of life beautiful

>>11412334
>implying i own a fedora
bitch the only "tip" i give is in my pants and it reserved for horses and lions and other animals not humans i ain't a fucking degenerate

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>>11412334
I AM ETERNAL

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>>11409124
>friendly reminder

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>>11412572
>>11412606
>>11412639

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKh7s8wp2Q

>>11409124
There is absolutely nothing wrong with fucking animals. My dog personally loves it.

>>11412738
what breed?

I like my cats

>>11411295
Not that anon, but I work with horses, and I find them pretty hot; but they do smell fucking awful. I mostly work with geldings though, so maybe that's why.

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>>11413234
do horses smell worse when they get wet like dogs?
also do you do naughty things to them?

>>11413288
I don't know why people say wet dogs smell so bad. It only really smells bad when you let them dry in the mud or without a towel/drier.
I even fucked mine in the pool a few times.

>>11413302
oh i thought that since they shook themselves i didnt had dry them myself good to know thanks
also was fucking them good i heard underwater sex sucked

>>11404703
>hugging some toy or something
That reminds me of a time when we got a call because a guest thought one of our animals were injured. A cetacean. They thought its guts were hanging out.

So we go to check it out because that's what you do. Is the animal okay? I would imagine so, ma'am; that's its penis.

>>11413517
Do you work at Seaworld or something?

Do you have sex with the animals?

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>>11404703
jesus fuck

>>11413349
I'm not sure how it is for other people and their dogs, but my dog seemed to enjoy it a lot. Cowgirl was significantly easier and I always enjoyed the sensation of water around me.
>>11413517
>Go to sea world
>Sister wants to swim with dolphins
>Ok
>Walk all the way to the fucking dolphins
>"Dolphins are pregnant and males are horny/angsty so you can't swim with them"
>Fucking dolphins man

>>11412749
Half Presa canario half pitbull-boxer mix. She is the love of my life. Like no joke women could never compete. She's not a very big dog so I still have to stretch her out but for now I like to slide the head of my cock in and just stroke it till I cum inside her. No pic sorry I'm at work on phone.

>>11413931
i would want to "swim" if they just said that to me

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>>11413962
>She is the love of my life
>no women could never compete.
>Doesn't have any pictures of his dog
>Not having your waifu's picture as your lock screen

>>11414047
Not that guy but I didn't have any pictures of muh dogfu since my phone camera sucks ass and I'm terrible at taking pictures. Had to get my sister to take a bunch with her real camera.

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>>11414047
Alright truth is I just hate posting real life pics. I'm so fucking paranoid some one in my personal life will find shit out about me. But I'm gonna start using her picture as my lock screen, she deserves the best.

>>11415037
Nobody will find anyone unless you clearly show yourself fucking your dog and post it on facebook.
People get away with all kinds of shit unless what they did is proven with solid proof or is a potential treat to people.

>>11415037
very beautiful pupper you got there anon

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>>11412665
>50% of /trash/ would
impressive

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>>11404703

I heard about people putting their junk in a males dogs sheath, is that possible?

>>11418837
Why aren't all dogs like her?

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>>11420185
It certainly is. It's called "docking"

>>11418837
If there were no reprocussions, most humans would at least once out of curiosity.

>>11411295
is that Double Deck? cant find any mare holic with it either

>>11421892
yea its him

People assign certain qualities to animals. Cats are aloof and playful. Dogs are friendly and loyal, Foxes are intelligent and clever, etc.

Those little mental value assignments add a twist to the images. they add a 'texture' and 'flavor' to them you wont see in normal pornographic content. I know its not real and I'd never be able to sex a furry woman, but my brain and dick likes what it likes and I see nothing wrong with fantasy as long as it doesn't warp my expectations.

>>11415037
Hope you stripped the metadata

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>>11404703
>>11412665

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>>11418837
Disney knows lads

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We need more ferals of species other than equines, canines, and felines.

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>>11424029

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>>11426009

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>>11426405

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>>11426861

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Otters are damn sexy

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Except none of you actually find real animals attractive, you just find smooth, stylized drawings of real feral animals with human expression, eyes and features to be attractive.

>>11430792
Can't post real animal stuff here.

I've had a dog's penis inside me.

>>11431044
I want to find this interesting, but I'm waiting on the "btw I'm a dude."

Btw I'm a dude and I've fucked dogs and a horse.

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>>11431044
thats sad and ghey, anon

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>>11430792
Do people honestly believe it when they say this?

I've jacked off to real life pics of other species plenty of times.

>>11430792
>Implying I haven't fucked several dogs from degenerate owners just like myself

>>11400612
>female great dane being walked in front of me today
>her tail is down and just hides her puffy, low-slung cookie
>occasionally she wags it and gives me a lil peek
>immediately pop a boner

it's normal

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>>11431496
>>11431044
>>11431085
>>11432002

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Why is the General Mayhem so badass?

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>>11432094

Mikey is soooo sexy.

>>11432002
You better not be cheating in your dog waifu anon.

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>>11415037
>the bear in the back wearing a canadian flag
Why am I not surprised?

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>>11431207
do you think the people filming this knew that degenerates on the internet would be jacking to it one day?

also tfw no dominate cheetah gf to ride my doodle

>>11431132
>>11431142
>>11431164
>>11431207
>>11431238
>>11431294
>>11431328
Its adorable to know that big cats have the exact same personalities as house cats but its also terrifying at the same time

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>>11400612
So......are zoophiles born or are they created. Nature vs. nurture and all that junk.

>>11437234
never seen housecat look happy to see their friend/owner

>>11437312
I was sexually attracted to animals from the day I was first able to want to fuck things/get aroused.

>>11431328

Watch the lioness' hips towards the end of this clip.

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Which species has the best dick?

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>>11440245
Canines, since I'm gay as fuck for those inflating knots.

>>11440601
Knots are pretty great.

>>11440245
Horses <3

>>11437312
Spoiler; Humans are perverse creatures and we all have kinks. I don't see some one who has a fetish for animals and different than some one who likes big tits. Everyone has a thing that rustles their jimmies.

>>11440245
Hard to say, dogs have knots but horses... well it's a horse, nuff said.

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>>11437503
? I have. They might not pounce on you like a lion but they still come up and purrr/rub against you/go out of their way to greet you when you get home. Maybe its because you don't have cats?

>>11441812
>>11441980
Horse dicks are the worst.

They also can't stay hard for longer than a second and they're proportionally small.

>>11440245
Dogs have the best dicks and pussies. It's not fair but nothing can compare to them.

>>11442022
sounds a lot like humans

So uh anyone got a good porn site for this shit.

>>11402612
You aimed for my dick, but you hit me right in the feels.G-good one bro...

>>11442014
They just do that to get food and immediately leave after eating.

>>11442555
I think horsepussy has dog pussy beat desu senpai

>>11443252
Horse pussy is ugly. Dogs is where it's at.

>>11442022
horse dicks are gorgeous, thats what im interested in. besides would you want to have to service something that big for long? proportions dont matter when your human body wont grow anymore than what it currently is.

>>11442022
>and they're proportionally small.
And?

>>11443353
thays what im saying >>11443324

proportions are a stupid argument in this light when your "proportions" cant take an entire horse dick balls deep without damage to your body.

>>11443289
i prefer horse pussy over dog for visuals

>>11443252
>Small but can still take you with practice
>Tight
>Will milk your dick
>Dog's bond will make her focus on pleasuring you
>You can actually satisfy her

Dogs are way better, anon.

>>11443324
You know that horses can only last for like 15-25 seconds? They just hump like 2 or 3 times before cumming and then their cocks go small in matter of seconds. If you are looking for a lover, the horse is the worst choice.

>>11443808
whose talking about love? im talking about big beautiful horse dick. yeah, i know they last less than a minute but who cares?

>>11443819
What's so good about them? You can't even put it in your ass as >>11443418 said.

>>11443874
I can appreciate the beauty of it without having to have it penetrate me. If I need to explain such a concept to you, being able to appreciate beauty, then I would be wasting my breath. That's something you should be able to grasp. Besides, I could still pleasure him orally and squeeze and rub it, which would be fun in itself.

Is it bad that I make out with my cat? I'm afraid my fur faggotry has gone too far. .plus, I might get a disease.

>>11443907
I can perfectly understand the concept of beauty. I just thought that you had some actual facts to defend that horsecock taste of yours besides "hurr-durr that penis looks good".

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>>11444015
>facts to defend opinions and personal tastes

....what?

>>11443788
You can actually satisfy a horse too my man, all the nerves are right near the entrance. Plus if you're worried about tightness worry no longer, mares have such excellent muscle control they could latch onto a finger and not let it out if they had a mind to. As an added bonus you can fuck a mare for 20 minutes unlike males of her own species giving them a unique multiorgasmic encounter. Typically mares don't climax once when mating with their own males they satisfy themselves with a miniorgasm broughton by clitoral stimulation via winking. Speaking of winking the way they wink to show interest drawing you into those moist glistening folds is fantastic. Dogpussy can't hope to compete.

>>11443979
Cats have a disease called feline leukemia that attacks the immune system much like AIDS. Have fun getting pozzed by your cat anon

>>11444134
same guy as >>11444026 >>11443907 >>11443819

I wish I had the opportunity to actually have sex with animals, particularly horses. lot of experienced people have said the same thing you have and id love to experience that first hand.

>>11444143
I don't think my cat's infected.. but. .oh well, i'll have fun making out with her and her sand paper tongue.
Why are cat's so cute/hot, anons?

>>11444161
Look into veterinary medicine anon, working in that field provides access to a whole world of opportunities.

>>11444254
I thought about vetinarian before but i dont think i could bring my self to be that guy who bangs other people's animals. if i had the money to raise my own and ended up in that sort of relationship, that would be pretty much the only way i would be willing to do it.

>>11444254
>>11444287
cont'

i had a dog throught high school and up til a year ago, she passed from cancer at 11 years old, she was an amazing dog. after 5 years of having her, i started getting interested im it from noticing i liked her body and pussy and seen some videos. i read up on safely penetrating her and i waited until a week after her heats a few times but every time i presented myself to her or made motions to mount her she moved away and wanted nothing to do with me. I'd never force myself on her, loved her too damn much to hurt her like that.

>>11444254
>Fucking someone else's animal without their consent
Off yourself cunt.
>>11444307
You are doing it the right way. Some dogs just aren't into sex, its part of their personality. I've met a few zoos that had dogs like that and they just had to deal with that.
Usually hyper-active and outgoing dogs like to get laid more than shy and reserved ones.
You can either meet people who "share" dogs that fuck everything that moves, or eventually have one that is interested.

>>11444381
who's consent are we talking here the owner or the animal?

>>11444423
Both are always required. You don't know how the animal was raised or how/if you could fuck his/her life.

>>11400808
>>11402118
>>11402612
I don't wanna fap to this but my penis is hard and my hand is near it and forgive me pls

>>11444381
Where did I say anything about molesting other people's animals. I meant you meet people with common interests you wouldn't meet elsewhere.

>>11444716
Not to mention working on animals makes it significantly easier to own animals of your own.

>>11444716
>>11444749
You meat more people and animals by working at something like dog training or as a farmer.

>>11445113
I don't know enough personally to make that comparison. All I know is that I've met plenty of interesting individuals in my line of work.

>>11431132

I would totally fuck the shit out of that

>>11444381
I dawn the fedora when it comes to this kind of stuff but its how I view the situation. trust me, it would be fantastic to have a cock hungry companion for my perverted ass but it's my job as a (moderately) intelligent human to consider the animal's feelings to. kik is freshtech88 if anyone wants to gab after the thread.

>>11445475
lol would that even be possible? sure a lioness is large but their anatomy might prevent proper copulation with a human, lions (their penis) are pretty small.

>>11431181
>jacking off to 3D non-sexualized dog butts
This is when I knew I went too far

>>11445680
From what I have seen, some dogs love to get laid all the time. As soon as they see someone that is okay with it, they will jump on him in an instant. When you see a dog that really loves dick, you will know.
Dogs are usually pretty straight forward with things like sex.

>>11446737
What kind of dog is the most sexy would you say? I think the doberman definitely has something going for it.

>>11446910
I'm >>11445680

I'd love to romp with a lovely Akita lass.

>>11446910
Huskys are top tier. I heard they are very attention seeking, so it should be easy too.

t. not him

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>>11425741
ah the real question, does an up right poke count less than a four leg poke?

>>11446910
I'm absolutely in love with golden retrievers, but that is just me being biased.
I have a thing for elegant and pretty breeds, like Sheppies, Huskies and border collies.
Funny enough, those breeds are known for having a high sex drive.

>>11400612
Guys you've finally convinced me to do the deed but where do I start? There a guide? How do I stretch my dogs cunt and do I need lube?

>>11447286
what kind of dog are we talking about here

>>11447286
There are a lot of guides out there, you just need to search for them.
Unless you are too big, you can fit in anything bigger than a border collie. You must use water based lube, else you can risk an allergic reaction/infection. Make sure to trim your nails and wash your hands.
You can play with her pussy using your fingers, and see where that takes you. If she is comfortable with it, consider buying a small kit of "training butt plugs", the ones that people use to train their ass for dick. Go from smaller to bigger and she will eventually be able to take you. The process is a lot faster the bigger the breed is.
Make sure to give her plenty of loving and pets, and try to make it exciting.

>>11447390
>not him but...

fortunately im pretty small, only about 6" in length and girth, so I don't think I'll have issues with most dog breeds if I ever get one again.

Why is /trash/ filled with dog fuckers?

>>11448389
Because dogs are sexy

>>11448858
Cats are sexier.

>>11448389
>acting like this isnt normal human behavior

everyone just hides lust due to not wanting to be a social pariah but because of this everyone attacks people out of fear of their own desires. humans are perverse but society has deemed sexuality in general taboo

>>11446036
Dog butts are sexual 24/7 no matter what they're doing so don't feel bad.

>>11442757
bumping for this

Because you look at unrealistic pics of them, apparently.

>>11442757
>>11450791
are you asking for beastiality sites?

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becuase youre fuckjing metally illl

>>11451732
moot point, all humans are mentally ill, normal people are in denial of their own brand of illness.

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>>11400612
bump with horse balls

>>11449141
Hate to break it to you dude but it's not normal. I guarantee you most people don't want to fuck dogs. I want to fuck dogs but even I'm not so far gone as to think I'm normal and everyone else is a repressed freak.

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>>11410489

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>>11453054
Well, of course it's not normal because of majority opinion and that we as humans decided we don't want it to be.

I'm not saying that's something that needs to necessarily change. But speaking from a purely biological level, the desire and compulsion that some may think or feel are perfectly natural enough.

>>11455230
Desire, lust and fetishes are a normal thing to humans. To direct those towards animals is degeneracy.

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>>11443167
no they don't. there food bowl is usually always full throughout the day. There never starving and they never beg unless their food is completely empty. My cat goes out of his way to come to me for petting and scratches. If he knew if wouldn't get food then why would he do that? Why would he purr when I pet him? Theres a noteable difference when a cat is purposely asking for food and when they are seeking attention. The amount of attention a cat asks from you can vary wildly depending on the cats mentality. So cats live in the shadows while others like mine act pretty much like a dog and demand attention 24/7. It just depends

>>11400612
because you are one?

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>>11400612

The same reason monkeys try to fuck doe deers, it's because you are low in the sexual market and you are having difficulty mating with females of your own species.

You have brain problems

>>11456174
But what if I can't get off with humans anymore? I used to fuck a lot just to get rid of the urge because no woman could fully satisfy me. Jerking off was even comparable to having sex. Now that I can properly have a good orgasm with dogs I don't have the need to fuck as often.

>>11457156
Excuses excuses

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>>11457156

>>11457156
Fucking your mentally handicapped cousin doesn't count

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>>11456174
smug girl from anime hah rekt!!!

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>>11444161
Fucking a mare feels pretty great anon, you need to get yourself out there

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>>11456174
>tfw my gf wants to get cucked by a dog
WHAT DAT MEAN DOE

>>11445689
No it won't. They are insanely small for their huge size

>anons asking for beast sites
>some people would prob post shit like zootube
>few actually know about THE BEaST site

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>>11453054
normal is a ruse, everyone likes what they like, all I'm saying is a lot more people are low-key interested in animals then what society than what is presented.

>>11456174
been with human females, more of a pain in the ass than it is worth, and are easily disloyal.

>>11457978
gud1

>>11458192
maybe one day, but that's not any time soon

>>11458695
that's what i figured, anatomy is a bitch.

>>11458845
talk is cheap, post em up

>>11458901
Oh I'll post it temporarily but what can you offer me stranger?
(It's equine exclusive by the way)

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>>11458952
I'm just waking up, too tired to deal with that, if you wanna post then please do but I'm nit playing games this early.

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>>11459053
Mmm well it is morning, guess I'll wait till like maybe 7pm EST to post it when more people are up. Thread should still be hear bcus trash is slow

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Well as far as content goes, I've found most of my stuff on /zoo/ and BT

>>11410932
>Hardwired

I like your style

How to prepare to fuck a male dog?

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>>11459899
I sure hope you mean the male dog fucks you

>>11456174
I've literally never been attracted to humans and the cause of this must be that I never got laid enough when I was 10.

>>11460746
>cause I never got laid enough when I was 10

nigga what

>>11459899
I'd imagine it's the same with a female where you need to slowly train him up to it, but with a whole lot of lube. Also from what I've heard a lot of dogs aren't really into anal so if you notice him pulling away, please don't continue because he obviously doesn't want it and you risk hurting him. Finally, remember that you're fucking a dog in the ass so expect at least a little shit.

>>11460809
I've been attracted to animals since then and according to /pol/ it must be because I never had sex

>>11460900
>taking what /pol/ says to heart

you're easy to persuade, huh?

>>11458952
>best zoo site
>equine exclusive

Pick one

>>11458192
You might want to delete this the mods can be asses

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>>11462794
Forgot image

>>11463596
no humans fucking them, should be fine.

>>11460101
No
I want to fuck him

>>11460833

I'll take this into consideration

>>11459181
Oh man it's way past 7, anyway I said I would drop the link so here https://callista.su/equine/booru/post/list/ the videos on site vary greatly it also has some gay in it if you like that, just use the tags

is it weird if i want to fuck/be fucked by a stallion but otherwise isnt gay

>>11467076
You're bisexual fag

>>11467498
no i dont want to fuck human males only horse males maybe a mare or two but mostly stallions

>>11467525
No one said you did but you're still a gayboi for wanting a big dick in your ass.

>>11467631
ok sorry for misunderstanding

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>>11406632

>>11464189
update on this

I managed to get his asshole lubed and I fingered him for a couple of minutes. he didnt seem to flinch or want to run away, he wanted to stay and experience the whole thing

any thoughts on this? I loved doing this to him, and I bet he enjoyed it as well.

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>>11458511
Interesting. Tell me more

>>11468656
If he didn't try to get away or show any signs of discomfort you might as well keep at it and see how far he's willing to go. Make sure you give him a turn on you at some point, it's only fair.

>>11468656
seek help

>>11473079
leave the thread?

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>>11404703

>>11474110
yes

>>11473079
He seems to have everything under control, though.

>>11468656
Is he neutered?

>>11476535
not in his pants and mind he don't

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We used to have daily zoo threads on /b/ years ago, when did 4chan get so cucked?

>>11478702
gentrification is a bitch

>>11400612
They're great in drawing, but feline hair are shit in real life
Only mares are hot because their hair is very thin

>>11478702
Every time it featured in the news, the competitions with reddit, deleting containment boards that no one went back to after they were brought back, allowing phone posters.

>>11478702
Millennials and shitty mods killed zoo.
Most don't even have the balls to do it with their own dog even while she asks for it.

Hey guys, can anyone tell me why I keep hearing about zoos who network with each other and actually meet up, have good convo, and support each other, when everyone I even meet is totally clueless and is usually a selfish cunt? I've met four people and they've all turned out to be either shit personalities or retarded. I'm starting to think it just comes with the territory, but I really don't want to believe there's fucking nobody out there who is both sane and not an idiot.

Mental issues

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>>11456174
>yfw a white man that isn't a chad is ranked low yet I'm a plane ride away from south east asia where they literally view white men as sex gods

Its all relative

>>11486527
You need to be invited into the group, otherwise you are fucked.
A lot of people aren't invited anymore, mainly because of so many that act just as you describe now.
Good luck.

>>11488130
Fug

>>11471084
this overbloated shit is terrible, yet that seems to be the bulk of what is vailable

>>11490271
elaborate plz

>>11486527
>>11490264
Where do you meet these people? The kind of people you find depends a lot of the place you are looking into.

>>11488130
I figured the cliques would be pretty tight, but getting your foot in the door is way harder than getting into private trackers and crypto trading groups. The main problem is I have no idea of who I should be appealing to. Forums are dead, chans are way too anon, Discord groups are clueless, Telegram and most other chat platforms are usually dead, or are used pretty much just to post porn. I'm lost here. How do I even find these people so I can prove myself to be not-a-fuckup? I just want a group of people I can trust. People who support each other. Maybe meet someone I can love openly without hiding who I am. I'm tired of being an island.

>>11490339
Everywhere man. Bf, infinity chan, here, various porn sites, zoo dating sites, torrent trackers, private chat groups I've been linked to. I did meet one of my best online friends on a porn site a long time ago, but he's on the other side of the country and is way more of a furfag than a zoofag. I remember in the IRC days people would post contact and meetup info all the time, but I was underage in those seeming glory days. Things just kinda... Dried up from what I can find.

>>11431812
It's too bad birds are generally too small to fuck, because a lot of them are sexy af.

>>11410520
>>11410679
>https://callista.su/equine/booru/post/view/562#search=udder
dug up video with some nice teat play, few others on this booru too

>>11490409
You might want to try a furry convention or other real life events that are sometimes related to zoo. Its just rumors to me, but apparently you can spot some pretty obvious people who attend to specific conventions even if they are really not into furry or weeb stuff.
As you said, Forums are all dead and porn/dating sites are completely filled with degenerates. Most people who aren't fuckups already have plenty of porn they share around themselves.
You can still find some people in BF, but most are either traps, degenerates or simply aren't willing to meet. Try looking at things like post count and join date.
Usually private chats and word of mouth with friends can get you pretty far. If you make the right friends, they will introduce you to more people and so on until you find a group of people you like.
If you tell me of a non-retarded way to contact you, maybe I can help you out.

I like how exotic and interesting they are. Their build, their fur or scales, their primalness. I like how interesting and varied they can be, for example a dog's knotted cock or tiny the tiny diamond of a bitch. I really love how aesthetically beautiful horsecocks and those winking mare pussies are, let alone those puffy assholes that you can even hold. Heck, even a hyena's pseudopenis looks amazing.

That being said, would never do anything sexual with an animal irl.

>>11490684
I've never been to a furry con, but I know some who have, and from what I hear anyone openly identifying as a "zoophile" is probably in actuality an animal abuser.
BF is beyond dead in my locale (northeast US). It's all just "does anyone have a dog to share!!!?".

I'm still trying though. You can email trashyzoo at airmail dot cc to reach me. From there we can work out a better way to talk. I'm on a lot of platforms, but for IM I tend to use my real name and personal info. So if you have any suggestions for something less personal then I'm open to it.

>>11492081
From what I hear you are not supposed to deal with the ones who are clearly open about it. Most decent people will try to "test" you a bit until they know you are somewhat trustworthy.
I suppose we could try a free chat room like e-chat and go from there. You could just post your username here.
Mine would be LongRoad500.

>>11492367
deiny
Go ahead and post a room. I'm at work so replies will be slow and sporadic.

>>11490288
Dog pussy isn't that swollen even in heat

>>11490409
>go to porn sites expecting to meet anything other than absolute scum
Really nigger?

>>11492482
This should work:
e-chat.co/room/233742
If not I can just send you a pm.

>>11492708
Well, I'm on those sites. I'm of course biased, but I don't believe myself to he absolute scum. A person with abnormal sexual interests, sure, but not scum. I think it's fair to assume some others are out there like me.

>>11458695
this is wrong. The average size of a lion is about 3 to 4 inches, The average human is 5-6 inches. being that placentas are way bigger than anything you stick into them it is completely plausible but still dangerous to the participant unless the lion was drugged

>>11492983
in length maybe but in girth humans destroy them

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>>11412665
I would suck on a big fat dog dick if you know what I mean

>>11493137
Same

I prefer animals over humans

>>11495324
You're in good company.

>>11468831
what the fuck, this thread is still up?

Either way, I don't like zoo stuff, but she loves seeing big cocks go in small things. So basically that pic is what she's into. I don't know, man.

>>11496387
This thread was in danger of 404ing a dozen times but somehow never got bumped off.

Do you think this will ever become truly legal? I personally doubt it, because there are too many flat-out abusers who would go crazy with legal leeway. Though Canada has started a very slight entry path I suppose.

but it would really be nice to be able to discuss this kind of shit and interact with people of similar interests without having to hide under 10 different obfuscation methods and other such garbage
shit sucks

>>11500036
as nice as a thought as it is, it needs to remain outlawed because of those abusers.

>>11500036
Some countries whether intentionally or not have some actually good laws regarding this in that bestiality is only illegal if it involves abuse. If someone were to try to get it legalized we would need to do similar shit otherwise like >>11500122 said some cunts would use it as permission to abuse even more animals.
But realistically speaking it will never be legalized in your or my lifetime and any one that even tries to bring it up will have their careers and lives destroyed in seconds. Although if the libs actually do go ahead and get paedophilia legalized maybe we can slip in behind them but it probably wouldn't matter for long anyway what with the disastrous effects on society their plans will have.

>>11500122
Unfortunate, but understandable.

>>11500290
>pedophilia legalized
Will never happen, for the public outcry alone. That shit is way stronger than the outcry against zoophilia ever will be.
I hope one day we can find some legal compromise that benefits everyone but as you say, it's beyond unlikely in either of our lifetimes.

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>>11492695
lol you have no idea what you're talking about. I would post pics that show otherwise but I don't wanna get banned again desu.

>>11496387
So are you gonna do it or what?

>>11500365
I've never seen a cookie that big proportional to the rest of the dog before though I don't look for beast porn so the only thing I have to compare it against is my dog.
You could post it on /an/ and ask some random question about heat so the mods won't care. People post animal dicks/vagina all the time there and it stays for weeks.

>>11500432
do what?

>>11500498
>People post animal dicks/vagina all the time there and it stays for weeks
brb

>>11500365
>>11500498
Can confirm that some dogs do get that swollen in heat.

i never expected this thread to make it to the bump limit

>>11500500
Didn't you post saying your gf wanted you to fuck a dog but you weren't really into the idea?

>>11500555
oh fuck (and nice trips)

>>11500555
Can't believe a feral/zoo thread actually managed that in neo-trash

>>11500633
It took nearly a week to do it, but today is a good day.

Now who's going to make the next one?

>>11500657
this one >>11382735 is still up

>>11500432
I mean, we plan on getting a dog when we get a house together. It depends on where we move. I want to move up north, but if she has her way we'll move to texas or something.

She just bought me a plushie dog though, so for her birthday i'm going to be making her a porno.

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>>11500290

>Some countries

Needs to be purged asap.

>>11500865

>Pic. related

>Don't_disgust_me_or_my_son_ever_again_meme.jpeg