HG Hunger games
First 24
Friendly forrest critter
Araragi Karen
Lenny
Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ranma Saotome
>>11397469
Doremy Sweet
>>11397469
Saber
>>11397469
Mayor of AFKtown
Elias Ainsworth
Lord Beerus
Hulk Coke-Can
FYXE
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King Canute of England
Kaguya Houraisan
Marie
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Clawdia
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Emiya Kiritsugu
Mukuro
>>11397548
Hey! You're back!
>kissu
The President Of The United States
Eggman-kun
HG
Revy
Mouse Princess
The Black Knight
Toaster Strudel
We were slow to fill, so we'll start shortly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWTyxrBgRU
>>11397637
>Special Agent Dale Cooper reaches his hand into his inside suit jacket pocket and pulls out a tape recorder, he presses the record button on the device and holds it in close proximity of his mouth.
Diane, it's 1:30pm. I submitted my entry into a strange game with multiple others doing the same. There is no sign of coffee.
>>11397637
Ready.
>>11397637
Proceed.
>>11397637
Looks fine. Can we get goin' already? These faces aren't gonna push themselves in.
>>11397637
You could just shorten it down to "The President" since it's too big.
>>11397637
>You are READY!
>Sort of.
>You are, but someone else beyond you isn't. Too late now, however.
AND THEY'RE OFF.
Prepare to die lads.
>>11397680
Thanks for pointing that out, didn't notice.
>>11397601
I don't get it.
Lenny's wearing my outfit, starting fight clubs. HE'S STEALING MY GIMMICK.
>>11397706
>Special Agent Dale Cooper reaches his hand into his inside suit jacket pocket and pulls out a tape recorder, he presses the record button on the device and holds it in close proximity of his mouth.
Diane, it's 1:37pm. Any sort of normalcy has flown out the window with this game, the reason that is - is because after I made it out of an asylum, I immediately found myself riding a giant bird. However I am not alone, I am accompanied by a knight, a man that might be insane, and Hulk Hogan but his head is a can of Coca-Cola.
>>11397706
>>11397762
Welp. I don't know why i had any hopes to begin with... At least I know this bikini armor was just a load of b....
>>11397762
Don't talk about it, dumdum. That's rule #1.
>>11397706
>The brick to the head immediately knocks Kiritsugu unconscious.
Hulk Coke-canxEggman otp <3
>>11397762
>When Kiritsugu wakes, he sits up and notices the giant hellfire of a city in front of him. He calmly takes a cigarette out and lights it on one of the various fires decorating the entrance before turning the other way.
>>11397776
nice rp
>>11397813
>Kiritsugu floats out to the middle of the body of water in New Londo and falls asleep in the dark, floating on his back.
>>11397469
>Missed it AGAIN
>Roxas just looks out the window at the chaos, trying to figure out how to not die in dumb ways anymore.
WHAT CHA GUNNA DO LORDRAN, WHEN COKE-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
Marie you're trying to cook rocks. I don't think you got what it takes for magic.
Ehehehehe. I'm clifford now.
>>11397861
Okay who gave him the Mentos?
NEW LONDO WATER PARK OPENS TODAY!
Black Knight you want to.. calm down.
>>11397951
Canon Black Knight event.
>>11397951
Acceptable casualties. He lost whatever titles he possessed before coming here, so his worth is about the same as you and I.
>Kiritsugu keeps his distance from the little girl that bricked him earlier.
Probably gonna die, so before I do I want you all to know that I harbor no ill will and apologize for my mistakes. I'll see you on the other side.
First with the rape. Now you're stealing the crab's cloths. Not cool Black Knight.
>>11397993
See ya.
>>11397993
Florida?
>>11398008
Kiritsugu, I...
>>11397993
(Florida?)
>Roxas practices fighting without his powers, using basic steel swords against a dummy until it's slashed to pieces
>Hopefully the more he works, the better he'll do in the Arenas.
>>11397951
>That Black Knight / HG event
God, meme fillers are the bests. We need more of them in games.
>>11397993
Florida?
When you realise OW low SR is still more cancerous than HG
HG killed himself.
... Huh.
>>11398039
OW high SR is more cancerous than HG.
>>11397993
Memes aside what's going on, man? Please don't leave us like that.
>>11398039
when you realize anon is URA you DU
Feels great to not be an Americunt
>>11397993
You probably deserve it, just like Houston did for being such a shit place
>>11398052
>HG fearing the wrath of The Black Knight
BOY
>>11398008
Gomen Saber, but even you should know better than to leave yourself so defenseless.
>Kiritsugu puts a pillow over Artoria's face before loading his handcannon, putting it against the pillow, and pulling the trigger. He then quietly leaves without another word.
>>11398061
Evacuate, dude. Don't try to wait this shit out.
>>11398039
Mate, people show a small skill in higher SR, and do not go 4-6dps.
>>11398086
>>11398052
mislink
Don't worry Claws and Rocky, in DaS2 they poop in pots.
The only bad thing about that is that it's DaS2
>>11398082
>loading his handcannon
>when you realize some HGfags legitimately might die in the upcoming weeks
You faggots better stay safe
We're not ready to lose you yet ;_;
>>11398113
Wait, what'd I miss? Riots again?
>>11398113
Nah, less shitposter is good
ERIC ANDRE TALK TO ME NIGGA
>>11398125
Shut the fuck up, cunt
>>11398113
I wish I was the one that was going to die
>HG avafags dies irl
>HG dies
Masterful planning
>>11398113
Well, good thing I know how to swim.
>help
Let's see who gets blown away
>>11398145
But I like you
>>11398113
Reminder that Ruby lives on the Virgin Islands. AKA, right next to Puerto Rico.
Emiya on a RAMPAGE
>>11398086
>They don't got 4 DPS
Ha, funny one.
>>11398155
>americucks get blown away
>eurofags get blown up
>>11398155
So where the fuck is Florida on this?
>>11398155
I-I'm still on this? I was wondering when I'd get replaced...
>>11398184
It's the wang-shaped thing in America
Janus and Shovel Knight are there
>>11398154
If you're anywhere in the Keys or along the Southern half, especially the coasts, you're going to get fucked. Tampa/St. Petersburg is essentially going to be underwater.
>>11398131
Dude I'm just about to get out the door and go do some stuff, so you might as well not even respond to this, what do you want?
>>11398207
>Janus
>Vino
And nothing of value was lost
OKAY ONLY TWO LEFT LET THE BATTLE BEGIN-
Huh.. Well that's anticlimactic.
>>11398113
>>11398166
Let my last words be "Traps are gay"
>>11398207
ship girls fire for shovel knight
>>11398160
same
>>11398216
do you have any progress on the wrestling tournament thing?
>>11398237
Nigga no don't die
>>11398211
am i dead yet
AND THE WINNER IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
>>11398254
Just memeing, I'll survive.
>storm hits florida
>turns towards texas
Would watch irl
>>11398234
>shovel knight
>vino
BEGONE THOT
>>11398273
"I'll survive"
- Quote from cartoon girl who didn't survive
>>11398272
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg [Embed]
>KeK
>>11398272
Thank you for this opportunity.
>>11398249
Short answer, yes, but not very much.
Okay now I'm outta here bye boys.
>tfw you live in the perfect spot of the united states where you never have to worry about heat, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, or north korea nukes
Placements
>>11398272
Congratulations Clawdia! And thanks for the game!
>>11398234
Vino lives in Texas
Annnnd summery.
>>11398310
>Safe from all of the above except for Tornadoes
fuck
>>11398267
>>11398313
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11398316
shit
>>11398272
First was meant for:
>>11398336
But, I guess to answer Johnny: You're right in the danger zone, hombre.
>>11398336
Uh..thanks?
>>11398310
>safe from all
there are some pretty fucking shitty bugs here though
>>11398170
What the hell was that feeling? Like all of the control I had over myself was released...
>>11398291
>>11398313
Congratulations
Thanks for hosting.
>>11398315
God I wanna nut all over her face
omg how can I be as cool as you dude
>>11398374
God I wanna nut all over her face
>>11398417
God I wanna nut all over your face
Calling dibs on hosting Johnny's funeral games
He was my 4th favorite nufag
>having favourite newfags
Shiggy diggy
>>11398430
>nobody will host a game for me
Might as well die
Oh wait lol
>>11398430
Y-You're at least going to give his games a custom code, right?
>>11398273
Remember the meme Rube, you'll make it.
>>11398460
KAMINAAAAAAAAAAA
Captcha: cappuccini toulaud.
Cappucino too loud?
Cappucino HG TLHG?
MOKOU IS A PEDO CONFIRMED
>>11398430
>>11398460
Hurricane and Flood Natural Disaster Code? Awesome! Not so excited about the dying part though.
>>11398155
Update when?
>>11398522
M-Mokou doesn't deserve to bear that kind of title...
>>11398541
Don't worry, if Anon comes through, I will. I'll host your favorite: default with no backgrounds.
>>11398573
>kissu
oh no it's raining
>>11398663
Still got a few more days, Johnny.
>>11398677
Oh...phew, it's just an innocent shower then, and here I was thinking it's over.
Well, that means I still have a few days to prep-
>fucking drowns
>>11398663
>>11398573
>>11398522
>>11398374
>>11398336
>>11398315
>>11398304
>>11398300
>>11398242
>>11398192
>>11398030
>>11397888
>>11397776
>>11397678
>>11398709
attention posting avas.
>>11398713
ohp. tried to guess my own post. ah well. this guys an attention poster too, desu.
>>11398713
>gives you the attention you crave
Who's a good grimey? Who's a good grimey? You are! Yes you are.
>>11398737
my own post
why is guessing your own post number so fucking hard/
>>11398738
It's not hard.
>>11398763
>>11398763
Braggard.
Let me try >>11398779
>>11398713
>Grimes was the HG detective
It all makes sense now.
>>11398763
Sheeiit.
>>11398713
Hey here's some more attention, ignore my meme image
>>11398763
you're my hero.
>>11398785
>>11398763
THAT'S SOME UNDERTAKER MIND GAMES SHIT
>>11398799
oh hey, bro. Just letting you know ahead of time i filed a restraining order on your ass. You gotta stay at least 100 feet away from my dog at all times. The court was very willing to give me a restraining order for a pet when they learned of your animal fucking ways.
>>11398777
You fucked, son. Nice trips, though. Check these dubs, too.
dude johnny you're gonna fuckin die
YUNO
>>11398820
I mean...
>>11398826
>>11398825
Shut the fuck up.
>>11398838
i have a picture for him
(Good evening, HG.)
>>11398814
Your dog? Do you mean the V-Babe, the one I gave the math lesson, the one I want to piledrive, or the one that wants to be pissed on? There are a lot of dogs.
>>11398825
Hi.
i'll host, but what would you guys rather have? Sharpen your knife or rolling rocks?
>>11398876
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2846159
here
>>11398726
I just heard a fucking gunshot
>>11398877
Rolling rocks, I wanna smell what they're cooking.
>>11398868
Hi, Mitsuki
>>11398868
Evening Nase.
>>11398868
God I wanna nut all over her face.
>>11398868
Good day, my queen.
>>11398868
Fuck off
>>11398918
After you
>>11398869
the pile driving one. here is the proof. Stay away from my pet.
>>11398868
Kys bland shitter
>>11398573
hey yo dude
>>11398918
Ah fuck you leatherman!
>>11398933
kys kysposter
>>11398878
What a cool image. It's to be expected from something that I'm in.
Thanks much.
Grimes should be lynched
https://pastebin.com/5HQkq2s2
>>11398949
..... But i'm white...
>>11398649
W-Who?
>>11398713
>Mentioned twice
Nice.
>>11398938
What's up g?
>>11398868
Hey.
>>11398868
I love you
>>11398958
>963
>Life is pain.
>>11398958
>40+
>>11398958
This tournament thing is really going my way, huh?
>>11398929
>>11398869
H-Hey Grimes I'm pretty sure this thing only apply to 4 legged dogs, not that I don't appreciate being your dog... I'm just saying.
Besides, he gave me money for pile driving me! You can take some of it for your new house... Deal?
>>11398958
A cool position but it's so easy to dall down...
We seem to have a crop of new avas so I'll post this again
>>11398958
>Our Queen is 1#
As deserved.
>>11398929
Sorry bud, looks like this one is out of date
>>11399008
WOW NO!
This wasn't in the contract! It's obviously a fake!
>>11398994
That's go's house, faggot. I bought your ass from him cuz he od'ed and lost his house. literally had to sell everything to me just to not fucking die. oh and wtf
>Being a prostitute.
Is that what Late Go was teaching you? Fucking disgusting.
>>11399008
>I didn't legally sell you it
>literally wrote over all the oficial shit with marker
>Nice rp. godmod harder or whatever the buzzword is.
>>11398958
>all of my avas in the 20-40 range
i have to work harder.
>>11398958
>>11399017
Shh, play along, I'm just messing with this dude.
>>11399025
I'm sorry who's name is on the paper work? OH look it says BEOWULF. Sorry kid, work on that micwork if you wanna wear the strap.
>>11398958
>Uso isn't in the bottom 10. This is good enough for me.
>>11399045
>Tears up your fake document with out any chance of making copies
Oh whoops. What have I done?
>>11398929
>>11398994
>>11399008
I believe that the ownership of the giant dog belongs to me.
>>11399025
W-Wrestlers aren't prostitutes, it was... "scripted". Yeah "scripted is the term! That's how they win money after all...
...
W-Where is go now? I hope he found a nice place to crash... Do I still have the doghouse at least?
Fuck off beta orbiters
>>11399067
Actually you were late on your payments to late go so he repossessed fyxe from your ass like months ago.
>>11399068
I guess. It's not like i'm gonna use the property. Was gonna try and flip it on the market, but if you wanna crash there whatever.
>>11399085
no zombies getting passed me
>>11399064
>>11399067
WOAH, Seems we have another contender. It's a three way dance, a Fyxe on a pole match!
>>11399067
Yeah we still have... That agenda stuff to do, to help people that are sad all over the world by killing them or something...
>>11399085
Can Go come an live with me there, then? I mean... There are at least 5 beds in that house...
>>11399102
>Fyxe on a pole
nice
>gonna go smoke some dank fuckin Kush
>probably not gonna wanna rp aftewrwards, desu. I never really do when i'm lit.
>So uhh good job fellas you're all the pinnacle of rp.
>oh and the winner of the rp battle is uhhh Kamina cuz beowolf's rp is kinda cringey af.
>>11399113
Have a good one, Grimes!
>>11399085
Payments? Fyxe was a gift, and I've kept her entire living on my bill. I'm not giving her up, no matter how ugly, revolting, and costly she is.
>>11399105
Exactly, so I can't afford to be sharing you with anyone, even if it's just a lease on you.
>>11399102
Are we gonna d-
>>11399113
Nice. Pleasure doing business with you.
>$1000 dollars have been deposited into your swiss bank account
>>11399110
... On my pole.
BOOM HEEL TURN BABY! No one saw that one coming!
>>11399113
You shooting on me bro?
>>11399151
Gah, I'll get you in the rematch. I gotta get myself a slim jim, I'll howl back at you all later.
>>11399151
Th-Thanks for the kind words Emiya... I know you just have a hard time expressing your affection...
>>11398895
>>11398900
(Hello there.)
>>11398906
We all want things we'll never receive, anon. That being one of them.
>>11398914
>>11398974
(U-Um...)
>>11398965
>Mitsuki casts a sideways glance at the origin of the voice, though the soft pattering of tiny paws quickly scuffling towards the person tells her enough.
Nice to see you again, assassin.
>>11399243
i love to nut niga
Okay everyone here's the skinny, the Daily Bugle is open to anything that may be a hit with the news readers. So if you got anything slanderous, controversial, or even pictures of infamous people, namely Spiderman, then stop waiting for a kiss on a cheek and give me what you all got!
>It seems production of the newest arena has gone horribly wrong
>It all fell to ashes, and now they're building it again.
(NEVER FORGET TO SAVE YOUR WORK, FOLKS)
>>11398964
can i get some uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh megumin rp?
>>11399271
>it's a No Saved Seasons Found episode
>>11399243
>She thinks she'll never receive my nut.
>>11399257
>>11399289
FUCK OFF MENACE
>>11399243
>Methodically, almost automatically, Zer0 starts petting the dreamshade-made cat as soon as she jumps into his lap as he sits cross-legged on the ground. His helmet projects his satisfaction as he looks down at the thin air he's petting: ":3".
>After a silent minute of petting, the assassin finally looks up at Mitsuki, continuing his affection towards the cat as he speaks.
How are you?
>>11399284
>>11399271
Write your stuff on a .txt file and then use Event manager to upload them on the site in 2min.
>>11399307
>trusting HG tools after trappycoin, stylist ip leak and Jude doxxing hoshi
>>11399332
That wasn't Stylish.
>>11399289
I see the Spider-menace is finally voicing his opinion about us, probably because we're exposing him and it's finally getting to him. I want a new front page by tomorrow, "Villainous Spidey Shouts 'Shite is the Newspaper' To Cover Up The Truth About His Crimes"!
>>11399171
>Kiritsugu doesn't pay Beowulf any attention, instead turned to Fyxe.
>>11399204
>Kiritsugu nods.
What was all of this about anyways? You weren't trying to escape my...employment, were you? You don't have to do anything but keep put until I find some use for you.
Though I would have hoped not to mention this, but will I have to "mark" you in some sort of way to keep you from trying to sell yourself? I was thinking a leash.
>>11399253
Neat.
>>11399285
No, I know I never will. Period.
>>11399302
I'm going to have to get a restraining order against you if I ever want to see my pet again, aren't i?
>Mitsuki flashes a smile in his direction before closing her book and getting up in order to pace the room, peering out the windows.
It's not a good day. Non-A-class hunters are advised to stay inside until this all blows over. Hence, I'm stuck in here with -these- people.
>She nods at the rowdy bunch arguing with each other and asking when the next game is going to be hosted.
>>11399358
I'm not talking about the tumblr sorter IP leak.
Stylist keeps tracks of usage. Aikawa even showed proof of it. But who am I to invalidate his "I won't share it" claim
>>11399360
>>11399370
>but will I have to "mark" you
>''Marked, bitch''
>>11399384
What if I told you that you already have received my nut?
>>11399243
Nothing, just saying hi again, I like having you here
>>11399370
H-Heh?!! No... No at all! It's just... administrative stuff going wrong... And people trying to exploit it. You don't realize how lucky you are to have me...
...
Leash? C-Come on, do regular dogs talk? Not that I don't like collars, but people will get the wrong idea.
>>11399384
>The assassin also "smiles": ":)".
I would die.
>Then, his smile morphs into: "?".
Non-A-Class hunters?
Do you mean everyone else?
Then what is A-Class?
>The assassin punctuates his second and third lines with a sweeping arm motion, including everyone nearby within the gesture. They are indeed bickering up a storm about their boredom.
>>11399419
Aha! Now we know why Spiderman is so bad, he was adopted by villains! Scrap that title cause this is even better, "Child of a Big Baddie Is A Boy: A SpiderBoy!
>>11399464
>gives you the succ
>>11399474
>Grimes, please, not in public.
>>11399472
J-J-Jonah-kun..
>>11399276
What do you want mortal?! I am too busy with the affairs of the underworld to be wasting time with the likes of you!
>>11399498
What do you have, Mr. Stutterer? Cause you're wasting valuable time just saying my name, now if you don't have something that's worth my time in 30 seconds I'll hire you then give you a permanent record of fastest time to get fired!
>>11399517
>megumeme was kamina
I'm the worst HG Detective.
>>11399544
>Puts head under Jonah-kun's suit
>Licks his nipple
kyaa~
>>11399550
especially since he publicly made it clear several times
>>11399427
I would tell you that you're lying.
>>11399464
I'm a B-class huntress, and I consider myself pretty decent at the job. Yet there exist people like my older sister... People that can win an unwinnable fight even when they're wounded. Of course, these A-class hunters are not immortal, but they are considered to be by many in our community.
>She looks at his wild gestures and then at the others, his insinuation causing her to laugh out loud, much different from her usual behaviour.
-Them-? They couldn't even hunt a sandwich, let alone a Dreamshade. Regular mortals aren't warned, though they should, too, stay inside. The problem persists that I can't exactly tell them about it.
>>11399551
SECURITY! GET THIS PERVERTED MAN OUT OF MY OFFICE!
>>11399556
>Not even S-Class
lmfaoing at your life
>>11399422
Is that a sexual innuendo?
>>11399454
>Kiritsugu pulls out his phone and talks to Fyxe while typing into it.
I'm lucky to have a freeloader? Sometimes I think it might be better if you didn't talk and I wouldn't have to deal with all of the complicated things being this sentient brings.
>Kiritsugu turns his phone around to show Fyxe the screen, a picture of a woman in the 80s wearing a spiked collar on it.
These are a thing. As long as you don't let people get that wrong idea, then you shouldn't have any difficulties sporting one.
>>11399560
>Pulls my shirt off
>There's a suicide vest on me
L-Let me lick you up, Jonah-kun, or we'll both go up in flames~~ kyaaa~~
>>11399550
...y-you didn't know? I mean I know I haven't posted an updated chart in a while but...bruh...how?
>>11399567
Sorry sir, but your gaydar readings are off the charts!
>Shoots his webs all over him
We can't have fags in this thread after all.
>>11399600
>Detonates
>Flattens the city block
>>11399517
I want to physically abuse this crimson mage
>>11399567
Wait what no-!
>>11399600
Spiderman!? Are you responsible for th-
>>11399608
>dead
>>11399556
If I'm lying, explain the sticky white fluid flowing down your left cheek right now.
>>11399556
>The assassin nods while listening to Mistuki's words, his attention gradually turning back to the cat as his head slowly nods down to look back at her. He never broke his petting rhythm.
So what did you mean?
Are Dreamshades hunting outside?
>Zer0 nearly jumps to his feet, even starting to push himself upwards before he remembered he had a cat on his lap. He settles down, but the fire in his "eyes" doesn't disappear: "K1LL".
I will kill them all.
>>11399565
You're the one who told me to stand still and do nothing! I could probably... Huh... Probably...
>She ponders for a few minutes as Kiritsugu is typing
... Make the breakfast or making cool playlist for secret agenda purpose if you wanted t-
Oh? This collar?
Hmm, a bit more violent than what I usually wear... But it doesn't seem too bad yeah. I want the same model, okay?
>>11399575
I must just not read many posts or something.
>>11399637
Coconut milk. Nutritious -and- enjoyable to drink.
>>11399642
They're stronger than usual, and even more are drawn to this place. Think of it as a-
>Mitsuki looks over at his sudden movement, reaching out her hands to catch her terrified pet that leapt away from the riled-up killer.
You're going to kill a foe that is not only stronger and more numerous than yourself, but else invisible to you? I don't doubt your abilities, but even I'm staying inside during this event. You should, too.
>>11399696
>Coconut milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4
>>11399696
>grabs your face
>licks it off
Hmmm...this 'coconut fluid' sure tastes like cum to me...
>>11399755
Holy shit stop being so full of cringe Ramsay
>>11399696
>Feeling the cat jump from his lap, Zer0 stands up to his full height, towering over Mitsuki. His projection changes again: "...". She raises a very good point. If the Dreamshades were either stronger, more numerous, OR invisible, the assassin would know how to deal with them. But all three combined?
I will stay inside.
I risk my life enough here.
>"?"
But what attracts them?
>>11399761
>asking someone to do the impossible
>>11399755
So you just ate your own cum? That's gay.
>>11399761
You don't know what real cringe is,cuck.
Lurk more.
>>11399790
ok Ramsay
>>11399787
So you DO admit that it's cum, you little slut.
And no, licking your own cum isn't gay. That's like saying jerking myself off is gay, because I'm touching a dick.
The fuck is wrong with wiggins
Like, some of you faggots could make for a very interesting medical book
>>11399804
You're being such a fag right now.
>stabs you
>>11399804
>little slut
No, Mitsuki is pure.
>>11399804
>wanting to taste cum
gay
>wiggins tries to give people online therapy
>is actually the one that needs therapy
:thinking:
>>11399761
>>11399797
>>11399816
So who the fuck is it?
>>11399816
I think he's either a massive sociopath or just slightly autistic, one or the other, hard to tell
>>11399823
Unless you stop jerking yourself off, you're just as 'gay' as I am, faggot.
>>11399834
I think he leans more towards sociopathic tendencies, honestly.
>>11399848
That's what I think too, he seems ridiculously manipulative, but I also think it's possible his heart is in the right place but he's just cursed with a smudge of autism alongside it
Probably the sociopathy though
>A warp circle appears on the lands near the anons.
>>11399828
I always hated being in servers with that faggot. He'd always be the first to try and give people life advice, and the likes, while acting like all the shit he's done never happened
>>11399848
>>11399834
>>11399828
>>11399816
If you guys don't start sharing with the rest of the class heads are gonna fucking roll
>>11399804
I'm not the one that seems to be obsessed with it being cum, that's you. Maybe lay off of the psychedelic drugs for a week or so and then come back.
>>11399858
What kind of sorcery is this?
>>11399862
>all the shit he's done
elaborate
>>11399866
Hey now, bitch, you can't wiggle your way out of this one.
You just admited to it being cum.
You got nutted on, just like I said.
Game set and match.
>>11399857
You're too kind, anon. You're looking for good in someone who's proven time and again that they're an enormous piece of shit. I mean, you just need to look back on the old shit with him and link, or that time he fell in love with some futa bunny because he couldn't tell text fucking from reality.
>This shit finally got released
Boku no Hero fans prepare to cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIdizdNIKo
God I want to cum on Mouse Princess's face.
>>11399889
I don't see any Jiro so I'm not cumming.
>>11399886
>or that time he fell in love with some futa bunny
Oh man I need to hear this one. Mind giving me a tl;dr?
>>11399885
I did not, I hypothesized that if it -were- cum, you licking it up would be even more disgusting than you already are as a person.
Is global warming linked with the ever increasing thirst of some our members?
>>11399899
same
>>11399903
>>11399903
Did someone mention one half of my OTP
>>11399905
The futa bunny over in the erp threads, their name I sponty, and wiggins had Hi own shitty OC he'd like to play with there, too. They played together a lot, in both private, and the threads. I guess at some point he started diving into more romantic shit, and eventually started giving sponty hints about him falling for them irl. At some point I guess he finally broke, and just flat out admitted he was losing his grip on reality.
You should ask him about it sometime, I'm sure he'll try and deny it, or severely downplayed his autistic display.
>>11399912
>cum is disgusting
Can we stop with this retarded meme? Show some appreciation for fucks sake.
Cum is what gave you life, you ungrateful bitch. Without semen, none of us would even be here. Reproduction would be fucking impossible.
But someone like you, who's had cum constantly showed down your throat wouldn't know the real value of it.
>If get, or someone else in the thread gets, I'll show my card
>>11399927
quality
>>11399958
>we give a shit
:^)
At least Wiggins has nice rp
>>11399959
Oh I'm sorry Anon is that not up to your standards here have another, I can post these all day. my Kamijirou folder is 300+ strong
>>11399966
>gives a shit about you giving a shit
:0)
>>11399958
Are we doing get memes now?
>>11399649
>Kiritsugu decides that even giving the slightest amount of weight in his plans wouldn't be the best idea until she's shown some sort of talent, nodding his head.
Making breakfast sounds fine. If you know how to cook. Otherwise I can throw packages into the microwave on my own.
>Kiritsugu takes the phone back and shakes his head once more, confirming his purchase of the collar.
>>11399783
Honestly? I haven't the faintest idea myself.
>She peers out inbetween the window blinds again, but quickly shuts them afterwards.
It's best we don't make our presence known too much. I'm sure you know how to lay low.
>>11399949
Please no insults to Mitsuki,
If get I'll ship with Beowulf
>>11399958
Who gives a shit?
This get overrides the Popeye get
>Doesn't get the digits
>>11399975
Guess I'll be waiting awhile for you to post good art
>>11400000
HIYOOOOOOO
>>11400000
Now THIS is a fucking GET
>>11399991
Of course.
>The assassin himself peers through the blinds. This is a fruitless effort, since he cannot see them himself, so he quickly steps away from the window and lets the falling blinds darken the room again.
How many?
>>11400000
Noice
>>11400014
Even fujofaggots ship it, that's how canon it is
>>11400000
>>11400000
You do, apparently.
>insert laughtrack
>Wiggins gets busted
>Fyxe cringeposting spots
>>11400000
>Those digits
>>11400000
>O SHIT
Post meme templates to make HG related memes out of them
>>11400128
>wanting to ruin good memes with HG bullshit
lolno
>>11400063
ah yes
as we all the the fujoshits are the absolute standard for quality
why, we may as well take their word as law
>>11400110
>Nobody even talking about fyxe for a good while
>Somehow related to unrelated shitposting
>>11400138
>memes
>good
lmao
>>11400143
I avafagged an anime girl on 4chan for 3 years.
How did HG even come into existance?
Who's responsible for this abomination?
>>11400141
>implying I'm saying fujocunts are good
You're missing the point
Best ship
Momojirou faggots on suicide watch ever since a light novel confirmed it canon
>>11399816
He's as thirsty and stalking as I am stubborn and self destructive.
>>11400173
it was you
>>11400173
hoshi will tell you that he created it
archer will tell you that he created it
but if you ask me, brantsteel himself delivered this monstrosity to us in a hellish shill
>>11400181
N-NANI?!
>>11400128
>>11400175
>momojirou is a thing
woah I didn't even think of that being real
I think I it better actually.
>>11400143
One minute in paint
>>11400190
>Roxas is still training his ass off, having ruined at least a dozen dummies by now.
>He takes a break, drinking from a bottle of water and resting on a bench, the practice swords by his side.
(Should I give out a discord for this place?)
>>11400190
>/tlhg/
>>11400196
It's not a thing
Well, not an official thing anyway. There's a fandom for it but it's mostly tumblr faggots wanting a lesbian relationship in the series
A light novel confirmed kamijirou canon a while ago, just hasn't been officially translated yet
>>11400185
Brantsteele confirmed for master troll.
allegedly
>>11400200
>jpg artifacting out of nowhere
>random white borders
very well done
>>11400211
Forgot my image, how silly of me
>>11400207
yes sir
>>11400200
What is this meme called?
>>11400207
Don't
IS BERUKA AND/OR MATT HERE?
>>11400207
Don't.
>>11400207
Do it, so we can bully you
>>11400242
I am
>>11400207
(Shit that sounds like a channel, no, MY discord, just for PMs and shit, fuck.)
>>11400252
Congratulations Matt!
You may have lost but you still ended on the wincard. Take a look!
>No one namedrops me anymore
Oh boy irrelevancy has come again
Now I can die and no one will notice
>>11400263
KILL YOURSELF VERT
>>11400261
>Not a single image from her NTR Doujin
>>11400263
Same. The best feeling.
>>11400267
shut the FUCK up, Tupac
>>11400261
I like this, this is an acceptable trade
>>11400263
Hmph, then do it if you feel so strongly about it. But let it be known that while you've cut your life short, the world shall be experience and usher into a new age of either enlightenment or war.
>>11400207
don't attention whore
>>11400288
No problem. You played well till the end it would have been unfair to not give you something.
I hope to see you again next time.
>>11400032
Out there, I count about twenty.
>Her composed nature occasionally gives way to her underlying fear, showing the assassin how clearly uncomfortable she is to be so far away from home in a situation like this.
Further out... Who can tell? Hundreds, maybe. Hopefully only hundreds.
G A M E W E N
A
M
E
W
E
N
don't post your own discord, but post the discord of someone in your friend's list
its fine since they can just decline friend requests easily
>>11400280
I mean I like people talking to me because I crave interaction but still
>>11400290
I didn't mean I was gonna kill myself
I can just fade away now knowing nobody wants to see me
>>11400242
>>11400261
Thank you.
...But do not expect this insult to uncrossed, however.
>>11400304
>shoves a huge, big, thick, meaty 10 inch taco down your throat
>you like this
I have to feed the doggo.
>>11400329
...My humble apologies. But this local seems to be running rampant of those types. Gets a little annoying.
>>11398958
>900
>Got killed five times without giving anything in return.
>Roxas stares at the statistics, sighing
"Better next time."
(Emrys#0074 and this is the only time I'll ever give it out.)
>>11400331
Oh come on, I'm sure the purple-haired lady would be flattered.
And you're welcome! Congratulations again!
>>11400331
....!!!!!
Roll and rate
>>11400339
>A hologram (pronounced HOL-o-gram ) is a three-dimensional image, created with photographic projection. The term is taken from the Greek words holos (whole) and gramma (message). Unlike 3-D or virtual reality on a two-dimensional computer display, a hologram is a truly three-dimensional and free-standing image that does not simulate spatial depth or require a special viewing device.
>>11400379
roll
>>11400307
>When the assassin had first heard "more numerous," he had expected maybe three dozen of them, and that was generous. He's caught completely off-guard when she mentions that there may *hopefully* only be hundreds: "!?!". To a lesser extent, he's also surprised at her normally-stoic composure failing her.
This is terrible.
And we have no way to fight?
>Zer0 taps a contemplative finger against where his cheek would be if he had any. He grasps at any idea that can come to him, finally settling on saying his first thought.
Can you call someone?
>>11400348
u good
>>11400379
fine
>>11400359
......
>>11400353
I will not speak for her opinions on this matter. Only what I will do.
>>11400379
WULFAMANIA ROLLING WILD
>>11400394
cool guy, isn't he dead though?
>>11400331
>>11400353
>>11400395
You. Me. My private chambers, now. You got a lot of explaining to do.
>>11400379
"...I'm supposed to rate whoever comes up? But I don't even know most of these people..."
add me at aqui#1505
>>11400379
>>11400401
SETH FREAKIN' RAWLINGS IS... Honestly haven't met him.
I miss the curb stomp.
>>11400382
So you like my taco, then?
>>11400413
"Yeah, definately don't know this person. Sorry."
>>11400426
>definately
>>11400379
This isn't even the latest one though, anyone got the updated chart?
>>11400379
Rolling for myself.
WHY THE FUCK ALL MY CAPTCHAS HAVE CALLE IN EM
Just when are you people planning on opening up the arena again? I've been waiting here for hours, and my bandages are already soaked to the consistency of glass, I've got scavenging to do. Stop making me wait for so long.
>>11400422
My hologram found it delicious yeah.
I mean sorry, but you just can"t force feed people like that.
>>11400395
Come on, don't make that face, after all YOU did this to w->>11400408 Oh shit!
Ugh, where am I?
>The mysterious man gets up from the ground.
>>11400457
Hell.
>>11400408
...Understood. I did what I had to.
>>11400455
Make your peace. You may need it.
>>11400435
Gotchu senpai
>>11400435
That one isn't legit
>>11400441
It means Street.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calle
I think it's so robots or something can read street names and a lot of robots must be in spain or some shit.
>>11400469
rollin the superior version
>>11400440
I don't really know anything about him. Never talked.
>>11400379
>>11400455
>le hologram asspull
Jokes on you, my taco was a hologram too.
The real taco has gained sentience and is breaking into your home as we speak.
>>11400464
Hell? Impossible! I still feeling alive.
>>11400466
Wh-Why are you saying this? She's not gonna kill me or anything, right?
...
P-Please don't leave me Beruka
>>11400386
I can call my sister, though she's likely battling them out there, taking as many out as she can. It's best we sit tight and wait... and hope they don't spot us.
>She doesn't answer his question about fighting them, but the look in her eyes betrays that she did very much hear it.
>>11400469
>The cursed spot of 82 constantly gets taken by irrelevant avas that get dropped in 2 days
Give it to somebody that'll stay
>>11400469
roll
>>11400464
Trust me, hell is way nicer than this place.
>>11400497
Name someone.
>>11400499
anon is a cool but rude guy
>>11400481
I don't know who that is.
>>11400469
>>11400510
What about >>11400426
He seems autistic enough to make HG a habit
>>11400510
I don't see Mitsuki or Garou on there unless I'm just an idiot that doesn't know what avas people play
evens go over source material again
odds take my blanky and go napnap
dubs do both through lucid dreaming
>>11400455
(honestly was expecting it to be lewds of Beruka, but this is nice.)
>>11400466
>Matt says nothing but has a shit-eating grin on his face.
>>11400482
I see that you too have a degree in Deus ex machina science anon...
W-Why is he breaking into my house? I mean, I'm not there, I'm here! As long as he doesn't convince the stuff in my fridge to start a revolution, I don't care.
>>11400520
>>11400522
Complain to Inkling on discord then.
>>11400518
He's okay. Autistic but okay.
>>11400469
>>11400542
I don't want to talk to that annoying faggot
>>11400484
I kid.
>>11400496
>Zer0 again walks over and peers through the blinds, this time glancing all around the wasteland outside, looking for Mitsuki's sister.
Where?
>>11400508
Fair.
>>11400557
I don't know who that is.
>>11400469
>>11400539
Don't expect yourself to escape this unscathed, either.
>>11400541
He's there to free the ghosts inside of your basement, Fyxe. Your entire home will be haunted.
Oh and he's also there to steal your shit and EAT your food. Eating his own kind makes him stronger.
Soon he will reach cataclysmic levels of power, and bring a calamity upon the entire world.
>>11400571
He's okay.
>>11400469
>>11400566
No idea. She hardly talks to me as is, and surely not when there's an outbreak going on.
>>11400566
I hope so, by the way do you know what is the name of this place? Never seen it in my life.
>>11400542
I wouldn't add Inkling on Discord even if I were dying and he were the only one with the cure
>>11400597
Hungry Games because we're starved for games, haur haur.
>>11400577
Heh. I hate to disappoint you but there nothing but cold pizza in my fridge? Unless your taco is Italo-mexican, that will do nothing.
>She sighs.
Not cool for the ghosts though... Do you know how hard it is to get a good exorcist nowadays?
I don't want to have Socrates asking me to define every stuff I do, all day long...
>>11400581
>The assassin continues surveying the landscape outside, probably for longer than he should given the situation. He ponders Mitsuki's sister barely talking to her as-is.
Why?
>>11400597
The name of this place?
Welcome to the Hunger Games.
Enjoy the murder.
>>11400573
>Matt leans on his sword
Is that a promise?
>>11400615
>>11400622
This is a very interesting information, thanks my friends.
>>11400537
Time for a big boy nap, anon.
>>11400660
I already got my blanky, son
>>11400455
>>11400466
>>11400539
You see? Beruka is a good friend of mine and my personal retainer above all and to be really honest I don't really like the idea of her being used for devious plans against her wishes.
So I am going to make a little proposition here: Be careful what you do with her in the future or you might find your head to be accidentally seperated from your pretty little shoulders.
Sounds like a fair deal, no? You get to stay alive and I get to keep my precious little Beruka in one piece.
>>11400666
You the man, satan. I'm snuggling my blanky too except that my blanky is a waifu body pillow.
>>11400537
>tucks into bed
Goodnight now, Anon!
>closes the door behind her as she leaves
>>11400669
Well duh, she could have read the contract before entering the tournament. It's said that I have the right to do any-
>She fucks off at the sight of the blood-stained axe and nods
Y-Yes madam!
Everything you wish madam!
I won't do anything to her anymore.
>>11400675
>>11400681
Wake me up in 6 hours, I have to take my medicine by that time
I want to fuck Yotsuba
>>11400705
>sets an alarm clock
>uses a step stool to leave your medicine on the counter
>>11400714
Neck yourself
God I want to cum on Syria's face.
Don't talk about my kids you fat Canadian fuck
>>11400714
Die
>>11400719
>Even though she is 42 years old
oh my god
So when is Fyxe going to let us take turns cumming on her fat tits
>>11400732
Why is your body slowly absorbing your head?
>>11400714
reported
DUDE
>>11400748
She already does that, she's fucked Beowolf and Garou just this week, she's a total slut
>>11400719
>Filename
What.
>>11400669
Hey I haven't done anything to her. I was not the one using dark arts and porn folders.
Get fucked FL fags
>>11400740
>western
>>11400764
Plus she tried to seduce Roxas with alcohol
>>11400725
مجهول ..........
>>11400760
Weed?
>>11400777
L-Lewd!
>cums all over your coastline
>>11400776
Tried.
Roxas is apparently asexual.
>>11400725
You're lucky I feel at peace for today. Otherwise... not so pleasant things would happy to you.
>>11400777
CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD
CAN'T EVEN HOLD ALL THESE GAINS
>>11400772
Why do you look so girly?
>>11400764
>>11400748
>>11400776
It was wrestling... Geez... And... come on, are you guys nerd or what? You've never shared a cold one with someone just because?
>>11400811
I think I need a new hair cut, also that isn't the best picture...
>Matt shrugs
>>11400800
Mmmhmm, seeing yo fine ass is all the happy I need today, baby.
>slaps ass
You have your self a good one, sex machine.
>>11400694
That's a good dog. Now run along now before I change my mind. I have a lovely spot in my personal quarters to hang your skull mounted on a trophy plate.
>>11400772
Oh I'm sorry? I do believe I was clear the first time and I hate to say it again. Would it get the message across if I say it like this?
The next time you or that dog decide to play tricks with her, I will kill you withotu second thought or let Beruka do it with my permission.
>She says this without flinching and without dropping her alluring smile
>>11400000
Oh my