official pony bread
lunch time edition
the other day i was returning to my car after some shopping, when i heard what sounded like very loud african tribal drums. being in atlanta, i didn't think too much of it at first. i assumed it was some immigrant musicians giving us a taste of their homeland.
what a vibrant area to live in, i thought to myself. a real center of world culture. I headed toward the source of this mystery beat, hoping to observe the fury of whatever traditional tribal dances were on display.
that's when i realized the drums were actually a workman operating a pile-driver. at least we got that utility pole replaced.
I'm getting my oil changed and a new key fob.
Shut up.
>>11396065
You should just talk to me instead.
My city's air is polluted because some retard decided to play with firecrackers in the Columbia River Gorge.
>>11396220
The entire state is on fire, apparently it was time.
>>11396220
>your state is so flammable some idiot is able to light it on fire
>>11396692
>>11396865
>>11396879
POP GOES THE CHERRY!
>>11396922
she probably lost it riding horseback
>>11396971
Lovely place here.
>>11397018
>Captcha: Grove Pizza
Det var middag her om dagen.
>>11397032
I know, right
>>11397032
right?
>>11397046
o vraiment?
Great now we have a colt pervert too
>>11397076
Grov megmegpizza, da.
>>11397089
it's perfectly normal
>>11397097
hores ut som hitlers uambisios yngre bror steve
>>11397468
uambisiǿse
Noe galt med grov pizza?
if this doesn't appeal to you, you might have a terminal condition known as "the gay"
>>11397494
not if you have "the gay"
>>11397603
>>11397639
det ser ut som noe folk setter ikke pris på forbedringene våre til samfunnet
>>11397702
noen (tellbar)
Har du studert mye i det siste? Du har skrevet sykt bra i dag og i går.
>>11397734
I haven't studied fuckin shit since I sold my sanity to my job for an extra nickel
>>11397775
Vel det har visst holdt seg godt ved like.
De ser oss rulle, de hater.
>>11397816
they see me foalin, they batin
>>11396446
It's not our fault trees love it here!
>>11397838
Folling skulle vært lovpålagt.
>>11397881
obligatoriske folltid
>>11397913
Sykt å tenke at det skulle behǿve å være obligatorisk.
Hva feiler det folk?
>>11397966
they haven't taken the foal pill
>>11398006
Den smaker så sǿdt, da.
>>11395879
so soon in what way?
the old thread was at image limit.
>>11398088
A surprising number of people get autistic about bump limit.
>>11398044
I guess they prefer mediocrity
>>11398106
not that i've ever seen. when we hit image limit we make a new one. that's why i was asking what the fuck the poster in the previous thread was on about.
>>11398119
Alle disse smakene og de velger overmodent.
>>11398139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4aUY33b1Y4
>>11398137
Well the poster was anonymous so he might not be a regular.
Every time MLPG hits image limit before bump limit there's at least one person whining when a new horse is made before bump limit.
I'm use to the same in most other generals around 4ching.
>>11397853
Your trees love to dry out under that mountain air and sea breeze. My trees are wet, damp, and grow low in the valley.
That's why there's not a huge fire problem in the east.
>>11398159
>>11398164
This ain't a general.
>>11398189
I should load a flash drive with something else next. Scootaloo or apple bloom_
>>11398222
Eplet
>>11398287
>>11398362
gonna watch some netlix probably
I talked to my parents a bit about camping stuff. I might have some options
>>11398724
Kult.
Ser på ting å gjǿre i Toronto.
Blir bare å slenge masser av ting på et notat så kan vi gjore det som virker fornuftig.
>>11398164
i pride myself on being as much unlike mlpg as possible. god they suck.
>>11398834
It'sz pretty good for foalposting when there's no babs to be had elsewhere. And for discussing the show around episode times. I mean it's the best place to discuss the show overall hiatus or no hiatus, if you can ignore the turboautists who'll throw a shitfit about literally anything.
>>11398896
i would rather have a conversation about mlp with a deranged homeless person whilst he robbed me.
>>11398920
Like i said, "if you can ignore the turboautists".
>>11398937
those fucking people are never happy with anything that happens in the show. ever. if i start hating mlp, i'll head right over and chat it up with them.
>>11398991
... You're either mistaking mlpg for /mlp/ or i don't know what. Cuz there's plenty of people who love everything about mlp there. Most episodes get a majority vote >= 8/10 on my strawpolls that i only post in there.
E.g. the poll for Fame and Misfortune
http://www.strawpoll.me/13689777/r
To Change a Changeling
http://www.strawpoll.me/13844465/r
So idk what you're talking about.
Obviously there's gonna be anons who don't like thing, and people's tastes vary, and if you only take the time read those than any half-decent show discussion is going to be shit.
>>11398991
Do they complain about blue arms, or blonde hair?
>>11397853
>>11396446
The tree's here legitimately are arsonists.
They start the fires intentionally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3096iznp4io
>>11399074
Xenos identified!
>>11399074
i know who mlpg is. formerly of /co/, formerly our group's number one rival community. they are basically the polar opposite of us.
>>11399128
I wonder what would have happened if it was their group I first encountered.
>>11399128
>rival community
>polar opposite
Uhh, that kind of characterization was always horseshit.
/b/read was always just pony community, mlpg was always just pure pony discussion (whether show discussion or sexualizing or whatever). I.e. just two separate formats of pony threads. "Rivalry" existing between the two is and always was pure autism. Being opposites of each other doesn't even make sense.
>>11399128
/mlp/ and mlpg hate each other too.
>>11399179
you wouldn't have. these guys don't exactly put themselves out there to be found.
>>11399185
they used to report us to the mods, when we were on /b/. i've always considered them to be enemies. but rivals is a nicer way of saying it.
>>11399190
"the enemy of my enemy's enemy is my enemy."
>>11399256
"They"
Just like us, "they" aren't one person.
That kind of people certainly exist there. Just like we have had turboautists like Aeris and the likes.
Seeing them as one singular entity doesn't and never made sense.
>>11399286
Fuck Aeris desu.
He caused no end of trouble for our group.
>>11399286
we don't have aeris. he um, suffered a tragic accident. that hopefully no one witnessed.
anyway it's easier to dislike your enemy if you see them as a monolithic front instead of individual human beings.
The few times I went to see what goes on in their thread, it's pretty much:
>filly
>filly
>would you a filly?
>colts
>meme picture
>meme picture reply
>random scenario
>3-4 replies to that... a couple of which are clever
>some spats of show discussion mixed in
I would a filly btw
mlpg is shit. i would know i visit there frequently
>>11399334
I guess i'll assume you're being at least mostly ironic about the enemies and rivals thing. Poe's law and all that.
>>11399353
Pretty much. Didn't mean to say it's a place for everyone, or that anything close to most of it is anything resembling meaningful discussion.
>>11399388
Who is Aeris? What atrocities have they wrought?
>>11399388
we know damn it. we know.
>>11399393
the two groups definitely didn't get along when we were on /b/ and they were on /co/. constantly they were coming to our thread to tell us to "come and get" some poster in their threads they disliked and naturally assumed was from our side.
almost usually the person was someone i had never heard of.
>>11399433
Individuals within each group got autismally outraged at each other's existence, yes. I've said as much too.
>>11399431
aeris was a troll who originated on /x/. he found our group in its infancy and latched on. many saw him as a leader type during the first mod war, but then he abandoned us. he also was responsible for some community-splitting drama on steam, which of course he denies.
he was once a respected ally of mine. i was honored to serve with him in the first mod war. but times change and he turned against us.
At least here they just post naked fillies instead of talking about it. Much better.
>>11399431
Aeris is robo cathat, in the discord. He's pretty alright and dindu nuffin stop trying to take down statues of aeris pls he's a founding father.
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE 10 DOLLARS!
>>11399505
Use it to buy a rope.
Millionaires lane, here I come!
i forgot the part where aeris pretended to be a girl to try and make various people in bread fall in love with him.
>>11399519
That was for science.
>>11399410
>>11399433
it's natural
>>11399469
we're planning to add that feature in a future update
>>11399519
Did he succeed? Or was his nefarious misdeeds thwarted by most of the bread being homosexual?
>>11399557
Oppdateringen kommer uten språkvalg, så ikke være overrasket om "snakkingen" bare er stǿy.
>>11399570
he was successful even outside the purview of our group. the faggot anime cult leader alice bought him a bunch of steam games at one point. he used to troll the fuck out of the alice threads before ponies existed. they were all obsessed with "her".
here's how successful he was. even now, there are people out there who still think he's a girl. cause they left before the reveal, in like '14 i think it was. that's how you know someone is real old school bread. if they haven't gotten the memo about that yet.
AERIS 2017
>>11399598
>>11399660
How did the bread react to such a shocking swerve and betrayal from Aeris?
>>11399687
Shiny pls
I'm a girl.
Same.
>>11399706
hey gurl, give fuk?
I'll post my tits if you buy steam games for me.
>>11399714
tits or gtfo :^)
>>11399715
ye
>>11399699
we carried on, i miss niggy
>>11399699
They also tried to take control of this community when we were still new on cuckchan, also tried to do other shit.
Aeris is a pink cat girl smokey is crazed as usual.
http://ponybread.wikia.com/wiki//b/read_Wiki
>>11399895
yea but he's our crazed lunatic
>>11399699
it wasn't that shocking. we managed to get by.
>>11399900
Reminded me that http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page exists.
>>11400048
>>11400082
>>11400089
>>11400158
low impact consensual petting
>>11400194
>>11400209
followed by rape
>>11400228
>>11400243
light rape
>>11400254
Rape lett.
>>11400268
sometimes they don't want to go to bed
>>11400279
Man kan vel gjore noe med det uten å bli voldelig.
>>11400300
de sier at de liker ikke det men de gjor
>>11400327
Det sier ikke mine
>>11400344
kanskje du gjor ikke det sterkt nok
>>11400425
I så fall, din "lett voldtekt" er hvor lett akkurat?
>>11400459
busted
>>11400486
>>11400503
>>11400509
>>11400527
Hoppefoll-ting
>>11400596
>>11400567
Lenke-ting
>>11400585
just like that
>>11400596
bed now
>>11400608
God natt.
>>11398362
>Rumble will never hold you against the wall and cum inside your butt
>>11395239
fuck off back to /mlp/
>>11400952
>>11400939
Bad feel
>>11400952
got a link?
Would you a sphinx?
>>11401220
It's shit
>>11401241
Could you explain why?
>>11401269
No
>>11401290
Alright! I appreciate your input regardless.
>>11401357
Did you write it?
>>11401389
No, I did not. Thought it was funny and wanted to share.
>>11401417
Then it's still bad. I dislike Anon Thundercock stories because it's the same thing every time. Anon wants fuck, what he wants to fuck thinks it can beat the cock, it can't be the cock, it now loves the cock. If I wanted porn like that I'd go for something visual based instead of the written word being wasted.
At least then good art can pick up the slack of the writing.
>>11401565
>>11401565
I think most greentexts are varations of "Anon Thundercock", and it's written so often because it gets the most attention on /mlp/. You can find a wider variety of pony literature on https://www.fimfiction.net/
You know, I remember finding a good greentext on Derpibooru that wasn't Anon Thundercock. It was Anon getting fucked by Dusk Shine...
>>11401971
Did you know fimfiction specifically prohibits greentext? What a load of horseshit.
>>11402134
Eh, just means you need to be more creative. Prose can make for great fap material.
>>11402290
>>11402290
I don't care about that. Fimfic acts as an archive. They should allow ALL forms of pony fiction. Instead, it's another case of "Ohh, spooky 4chan! We can't be associated with them!" when the MLP craze literally started here. Have some respect!
>>11402433
>>11402378
Eh, I don't think it's because it's a 4chan thing. I'm pretty sure they don't like it because they don't consider it... artistic enough. Or some shit like that.
Also, sad truth: although impregnation is one of my favorite fetishes, I have to wade through a lot of cuckoldy and blacked porn to get to the real hidden gems. Why do so many people want to watch a woman cheating on her husband or boyfriend with a black guy?
>>11402642
That's dumb
>>11402642
>because they don't consider it... artistic enough
Kek! I'll show you artistic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/50404/1/yuing-luvs-the-wobs-m8/filthy-madness
>>11402676
Very few actually do.
Even the porn actresses, most won't do itbecause it's considered a career ending move.
>>11402676
Obligatory remark on the semitic presence within our media and cultural icons.
>>11402864
Did you research this?
>>11402983
Nah, I saw an sjw post about it.
They were bitching about muh oppresshuns and muh race-isms and they were talking about how they couldn't get any names to do black guys or girls.
>>11402864
Right, but the problem is that there isn't that much impregnation porn that has no cuckoldry or black guys.
>>11403056
>
Ah, gotchya.
>>11403082
Sounds like a personal problem :P
>>11403082
That's a seperate issue, apparently men AND women equally like to be dominated in bed but porn is more than 90% male being the dominant.
>90% male being the dominant.
Should be 100%... or just leave the man out altogether.
all porn is a jewish psyop, especially interracial cuckold porn
>>11403135
Yeah, well, it's really fucking hard to put myself in the shoes of the pornstar if they're black, and cheating just goes against my values.
>>11403143
Admittedly, femdom isn't that hard to find good vids of. It's not that common, but with the right keywords, you'll find a bunch of it. Unfortunately, there's still some cuckoldry mixed in.
>>11403195
But what about pony porn?
>>11403200
>put myself in the shoes of the pornstar
>cheating just goes against my values
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>11403224
Especially pony porn
>>11403200
I think it's just
>if they're black
that goes against values desu.
>>11403248
Wrong! Pony porn is mostly pure.
>>11403275
Pure Jewish Trickery!
>>11403290
Pony puss is the ultimate red pill!
>>11403305
>>11403330
See! You can't fool me!
>>11403224
when israel were taking over parts of the west bank, they seized TV stations and forced them to play MLP porn to the palestinians
unfortunately for them this was in 2002 and it wasn't very effective as it was MLP porn of the previous generations, which sucked ass, that's why they made FiM
>>11403244
And what kind of porn do you watch?
>>11403527
I watch a lot of lesbian porn.
>>11403615
Ah. I'm not as much a fan of that stuff since I also can't self-insert as a girl.
>>11403694
Why do you have to self-insert?
>>11403728
I don't HAVE to, it's just that it makes it more enjoyable.
>>11403749
Ah, gotchya. I guess I find the men in pornos disgusting, and with lesbo you get to see two or more women being sexual. Never really understood the whole self-insertion thing.
I'm back.
>>11404546
How was your journey?
>>11404331
I'm a US citizen. If immigration agents show up at my door, I have I right to refuse them access if they do not present a warrant. If they enter regardless, they are committing felony trespass and it is legally permissible in Washington state for me to kill them without making any attempt to retreat. Remember: federal agents are required to obey US law just as any other US citizen. If you live in a state that doesn't suck, you have a right to defend yourself, with lethal force if need be, from those who wish to commit a felony against you.
>>11404619
not bad. I'm worried I may have caused some trouble for my friend though.
>>11404638
I strongly suggest you try this. Call in a fake illegal immigrant report so that you can show everyone your valor as you fight off the federal government for breaking all those laws you clearly understand.
>>11404733
Oh? How so, if I may ask?
Aeris did nothing wrong
>>11404969
*kisses passionately*
>>11404969
You'll have to play A LOT of pubg with me before you'll get me to say that one Skits
*rubs self and murrs*
>>11404812
he hasn't come out to his parents yet.
and they showed up while I was there.
>>11405047
What were you doing when they showed up?
>>11404980
I did not come here for pretend intimacy with strangers.
>>11405114
*cums inside you*
>>11405118
>>11405114
*hugs you*
I want to have real intimacy with my lover Skitty.
>>11404776
I don't have a desire to kill without reason. Moreover, I would be powerless if they brought in an actual warrant.
In any case, there are only two things I need to know about criminal trespass:
>http://app.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.52.025
(1) A person is guilty of residential burglary if, with intent to commit a crime against a person or property therein, the person enters or remains unlawfully in a dwelling other than a vehicle.
(2) Residential burglary is a class B felony. In establishing sentencing guidelines and disposition standards, residential burglary is to be considered a more serious offense than second degree burglary.
>http://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=9A.16.050
Homicide is also justifiable when committed either:
(1) In the lawful defense of the slayer, or his or her husband, wife, parent, child, brother, or sister, or of any other person in his or her presence or company, when there is reasonable ground to apprehend a design on the part of the person slain to commit a felony or to do some great personal injury to the slayer or to any such person, and there is imminent danger of such design being accomplished; or
(2) In the actual resistance of an attempt to commit a felony upon the slayer, in his or her presence, or upon or in a dwelling, or other place of abode, in which he or she is.
If you enter my property with attempt to remove me from said property, and you do not have a legal justification allowing you to do so (of which the only legal justification is a warrant signed by a judge), you are committing a felony. If a person attempts to commit a felony against you in the state of Washington, it is justifiable to defend yourself against them with lethal force.
>>11405114
If we could offer you real intimacy, would you accept it?
>>11405165
If only the south won.
>>11405109
I was watching his lizard.
I think he was on tumblr or something.
I HAVE BEEN RULEKEKED FROM THE DISCORD AT LAST
>>11405218
How does this out him?
>>11405268
I'm a flamboyant twink they've never seen before.
>>11405317
Kawaii desu.
I wish I had a sugar daddy to get me one of these:
>>11405198
no
>>11405331
we got dressed after we heard the door close.
>>11405445
Wow so autistic.
and one of these as well:
>>11405469
hewwo… OwO can i welp woo? (≧◡≦)
>>11405467
You are corrupting their poor child, temptress.
>>11405614
*lifts tail*
>>11405633
POLIIICEE
how gay am I on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>11405428
>>11405509
For what purpose?
>>11405667
studying electronics
>>11405633
I can't help it.
>>>/mlp/30884432
>>>/mlp/30884519
Smuglord spotted :P
Night fellas!
>>11405724
Rose, is that you? Are you choking on the air pollution down in Idaho? Please remember to stay indoors and do not get black lung from inhaling all of the smoke.
>>11406092
Sweet dreams urshula.
>>11406130
who else would it be
not many people come by here and post like THAT
so I can blame my gayness on Air pollution?
sing me up.
>>11406032
She's worst pon though
>>11406250
I don't know anyone else who posts that fucking cat, but I am nonetheless hoping he is doing okay. That stuff hurts to breathe in.
every time someone uses the word "fucking" as an adverb i imagine how different the sentence would be if they said "funky" instead. even, and especially when it's something i said.
it sometimes distracts me when i talk, as i say "fucking" all the fucking time.
I have a similar problem but I use "penis" all the time.
I didn't get a new key fob.
>>11406633
>>11406633
How're you gunna fob off then?
>>11406531
I tend to swear if people around me are swearing, but otherwise I don't so much.
>>11406657
By using my current one, I was just getting a new one so I'd have a spare.
>>11406657
i tend to wait for the other person to swear first. then it's like a mutual thing. although if a person objects to your language it's a good test of how much of a useless pussy they are.
controlling language is a subtle way to dominate others. notice how the left always has their other word they want you to say.
"don't say black, say (insert whatever flavor-of-the-month term they're using to describe themselves)".
by getting their opponent to second guess themselves and worry about using what is now a mile-long list of unacceptable language, the SJW divert attention away from the blatant insanity of their position.
>>11406633
*pet bunny*
>>11406786
Hopefully the next key fob they order isn't a dud.
I find this incredibly arousing, I don't know when everything went so wrong.
http://www.xvideos.com/video6228630/screwing_the_roo
Clicking on that was a mistake.
Idiot.
I'm just glad videos don't auto play anymore.
if it is any consolation to you I found it accidentally.
>>11406854
2/10. Not very exciting.
>>11407029
share some porn I'm feeling so damn horny.
>>11406677
Oh, fob, off.
>>11406780
Yeah I don't tend to care if someones speaking a certain way, I just tend to subconsciously adjust how I sound/speak aorund people.
>>11405661
5.1
>>11407246
new bread when yas want it
>>11407087
>>11407087
share some feeling i'm so damn porn horny
>>11407250
.....
>>11407250
But we're neither on image limit or bump limit?
>>11407269
i- i said "when"
>>11407299
Why did you want to make the new thread so badly?
>>11407307
the OP picture has a virus encoded into it that will dox anyone that goes to that thread
>it's 2:30 AM
I WANT IT TO BE 7AM ALL FUCKIN READY HOLY SHIT
>>11407225
seriously?
>>11407263
Cannon you are so dumb.
>>11407307
i see 240
i think o shit
>>11407333
stick them both up your rear end.
>>11407087
Most of my porn is on an external hard drive on the other side of the state.
>>11407352
Goddamn...
>>11407348
You've never seemed to care before.
>>11407348
*cuddle Azuzu*
>>11407352
What would you do if your parents got into it?
>>11407455
they are bound to find out any way.
>>11407455
Not a clue... fortunately it is well hidden, and my parents aren't snoops.
>>11407375
oi
>>11407408
* *
>>11407529
yum yum
someone make new bread
>>11407562
well duh...
>>11407246