HG THREAD

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Wake up, HG.

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Now fuck off and die.

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>>11393178
>Roxas munches on a pocky stick, looking over the edge of the in-between and leaning against the railing.
"Kingdom Hearts, here of all places... Xemnas must have known in advance, that's why he sent me here... but why not send everyone, this is the most important thing for Nobodies, why not use everything we have?"

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>>11393245
>Sleeps like a rock

oh

>Heavy breathing

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>>11393178
Know pain.

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>>11393272
Sup.

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>>11393272
Hereee.

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>>11393272

WE DON'T ASK TO BE BORN INTO THE WORLD

heh. BAITED!

NICE LE EPIK BAIT XDDDDDDDD

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>>11393106
>>11393121
I'm eating, I'll host afterwards.

>>11393192
No problem. I appreciate little details like that.

>>11393298
>kissu

>>11393339
Hey Kamina

>>11393298
fuck off madoka

>>11393298
>tfw mami will never give you head

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>>11393391
What?

>>11393427
bring my teacher back.

>>11393427
Where's Matoi

>>11393444
Eat shit Ramsay

>>11393427
blow me up like a plane

>>11393449
It would be really nice if you could stop name dropping me.
Also here is your +1 UID

>>11393516
Shut up, don't imposter me.

>>11393516
>Falseflagging this hard

>>11393539
It's not even my birthday, but thanks?

>>11393544
It's mine though.

>>11393539
Thank you.

>>11393293
>>11393303
I ship it

>>11393555
Well shit trips p much confirm it. How old did you become, son?

>>11393544
>he doesn't say Happy Birthday to literally everyone he meets

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>>11393560
"What do you mean "ship it"? You people use such strange terms all the time."

Make a greeting post.

>>11393579
Get trips and I'll fucking do it.

>>11393590
Will dubs do?

>>11393571
You are not prepared for ships.

>>11393598
Trips only. Sorry

>>11393596
Would smash

(how many events should a game have assuming average cast of 36?)

>Anyone using an electronic device suddenly finds it jammed.

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>>11393579
Greetings Anonymous.

>>11393613
50 bloodbath fatal
50 bloodbath nonfatal
100 day fatal
100 day nonfatal
100 night fatal
100 night nonfatal
25 arena fatal
25 arena nonfatal
25 feast fatal
25 feast nonfatal

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>>11393605
"I don't know what they are, so I guess you're right. Can you explain them? Are they a monster of some sort?"
>Roxas munches on a pocky stick, looking around.
"Are they something I can fight?"

>>11393566
27

>>11393620
How can I become relevant?

>>11393632
(Awesome, thanks, got a long way to go, but if I'm lucky I'll have it done by next week.)

>>11393648
post during PRIMETIME

>>11393611
Then check this.

>>11393635
Ships are horrible monsters born from the worst of human emotions. They are commonly found right here in HG... They hide for the most part but can explode out in groups given the right push. Destroying the ships are our duty as the Ship Hunters, the order of anons who hunt and destroy these disgusting monsters.

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I've ran out of ideas HG, give me characters to make in Miitopia.

>>11393668
So close and yet so far, try again later.

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>>11393613
160-200ish events.
Feast and BB included but you can skip them
40% of those events should be fatals

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>>11393669
"A new form of... oh shit."
>Roxas recalls the time he traveled through the Darkness and fought a pirate ship Heartless, it took a whole squadron of Samurai to take it down from the inside.
"THERE ARE MORE OF THOSE THINGS!?"

>>11393687
Not every monster is a Heartless, dweeb.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11393680
I want to see you kiss this cute boy
>>11393687
Don't you want to bury your face into her chest?

>>11393704
Shut the fuck up you faggot.

>>11393675
Lum because she's cute.

>>11393711
Who?

>>11393613
>My games barely hit a 100 but are still looked at as good
Don't worry about the size.

>>11393687
I mean they used to be tons of them, and way stronger too, but they're a lot weaker and fewer in number now. In fact, I can't really think of any current ships that exist in any meaningful capacity.

>>11393717
google it

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>>11393706
Stop corrupting the new guy already. I mean, he probably does, but you don't have to push him like that.

>>11393613
35/15 for BB
50/20 for day/night
30/15 for feast

That's what I do and people seemed to like it for some reason.

>>11393724
Oh, I've seen here before, but I kinda don't want to make characters I'm not familiar with.

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>>11393579
Hello Darkness my old friend

>>11393735
Oh hi me.

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>>11393680
>>11393718
(So I guess I can start small and build up events over time?)

>>11393706
"Why would I want to do that?"

>>11393720
"Oh, good, the last one I fought took hours to destroy, I don't want to see one again."

>>11393729
"I don't, there's no point to it. I have pillows on a bed, why bother with the ones on your chest?"

>>11393755
That's what I do.

>>11393755
Started with like, 70 events
Now I have 561

It feels good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA

>>11393755
fuck me pls

Trips RP
Singles lurk

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>>11393777
.....

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>>11393755
Destroying ships can take days, even in their current weakened form.

>>11393777
Lel.

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>>11393777
>Now ain't that a stroke of good luck. This person's won the jackpot: being able to talk with you! Ka-ching!

>>11393755
>So I guess I can start small and build up events over time?
Of course. I had ~200 events when I first started running my main code, it's somewhere above 550 now.

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>>11393444
Who?

>>11393446
Dead.

>>11393455
>fires a stinger missile at you and blows you up
>becomes traumatized for the rest of life
>we both do not enjoy this

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>>11393755
___
Just remember than quality is more important than quantity. You've seen numerous games already so... check out the ones you and people appreciated the most and pinpoint what you liked about them. This should give you a fair idea, trust your tastes.

>>11393755
... Hmm... Hey sure, if you take it like that... I like having space for sleeping anyway. I was just joking.

>>11393792
*explodes knowing you did the right thing and is very proud of you*

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>>11393789
>200
>Small

>>11393806
200 is less than 40 events in each category

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>>11393806
If we want to talk about absolute beginnings, I think Abusement Park had 80 events total *overall*. It's a gradual progression.

>>11393789
>200
>small

Hello, reason I don't host.

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>>11393812
>That's still not small.

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>>11393792
>Jams the stinger's requirement for a lock on so you can never blow someone up with it again.

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>>11393822
>Ooooooh, yeah I was a bit confused, because making 200 in your first code is a bit much.

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>>11393767
>>11393772
(Awesome, that makes me feel better about having trouble coming up with bloodbath events)

>>11393773
"Why? I don't get anything out of that sort of thing. Tried it in the past."

>>11393787
"I imagine doing it alone would take days, but I had a squad of Samurai with me last time I fought one."

>>11393800
"Oh, okay."
>He glances her up and down.
"Aren't you cold dressed like that all the time? I get wanting more freedom of movement but that's no reason to sacrifice warmth, what if the next arena is a winter type?"

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>>11393824
Hello, person that doesn't host for a different reason that doesn't involve me.

>>11393836
Yeeeaahhh, I probably should have posted something different. I'm still half-asleep after class.

>>11393857
Whatever you tell yourself.

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>>11393845
Now, now let me rephrase that for you so you can understand :
I get wanting warmth but that's no reason to sacrifice style, what if a producer shows up in the next arena?"
Oh and... Alcohol helps against cold.
>She casually takes out a beer.
Do you want one?

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>>11393857
my first code had like 300 goml

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>>11393880
Bruh, make your first code 50 events, I won't care. It's all about progression and improvement.

>>11393895
I'm going to guess...Yukine?

>>11393905
no

I want Saber to love me

Post the thing, you know what I'm talking about

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>>11393938
No I don't ?

>>11393967
Sold.

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>>11393938
Can't
On fire

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>>11393967
I'll have one too.

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>>11394006
is that shillary

>>11394006
Is that Hillary Clinton screaming at a giant nigger dick

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>>11393988
>The little girl takes your money and makes a run to ERP

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>>11394020
no

>>11394020
Post the whole thing, nerd.

>>11394015
>she thinks I wanted a blowjob from her
Get to work, ghost!

>>11394031
Can I post the sequel? That's pretty rare to see and it needs more love

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>>11394022
My, what sharp eyes you have.

>>11394041
Uh, sure.

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>>11394032
>Ghost succ

>>11394043
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SEE WITHOUT A HEAD?

host pls :(

>>11394060
Niiiice

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>>11394062
I'm afraid that I do not know what you are talking about!

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>>11393890
>Sorry, in classes right now, gonna be slow
>Roxas raises an eyebrow
"You can have style and still be warm, look at me."
>He motions to his signature robe, then takes the beer
>Can Nobodies handle their drink? We're about to find out.
"Thanks."
>He pops the cap and takes a sip, grimacing
"Bitter."

>>11394085
Have this cigarette too kid
and this fedora
and you can have this katana too

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>>11393890
>Getting Roxas drunk
Fyxe are you trying to seduce him

Ship everyone in this thread with each other

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>>11394114
You're going to need a bigger boat

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>>11394114
>You think it's obvious who you'll be pairing with.

>>11394116
kek

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>>11394095
"I don't need any of that. I've got these."
>He holds up his box of pocky sticks, flips up his hood, and holds one of his Keyblades and beer in the same hand.

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>>11394114
I ship myself with-
>Mami's head is bitten off before she could finish the sentence.

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>>11394123
Trash?

>>11394126
Me?

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>>11394126
>Jiminy criminy, her head been bitten right off! If only you still had that Scooby-Doo Band-Aid!

>>11394134
>But you're not shipping with the doll?

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>>11394126
>Chomp

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>>11394114
Do I gotta say it?

>>11394148
Yes, you do.

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>>11394103
Why are everyone making such a big deal out of alcohol? You can have a fresh with someone without wanting to fuck them or something. I starter drinking at 16 and I turned out alright.

>>11394085
I guess it's pretty classy yeah... I remember that on club in highschool wearing stuff like that pretty often.
They seemed to be popular because the football team was always paying them a visit in front of their lockers.
>She chugs down her own without any class and tosses it aside.
Bitter? That's just because you're not used to it. It's supposed to lit a fire inside your throat. If you can feel it, you're doing it right.
Drink again.

>>11394095
I laughed

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>>11394139
Are you that desperate for being linked to royal blood?

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>>11394114
Why have a regular ship, when you can have an airship? Come now people, you have to strive for better things, fancier and more technically. It is after all the most natural thing we can do as a race.

>>11394114
>didn't post with my ava once

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>>11394151
MeXthat other wulf I don't forget the name of.

>>11394048
Can't find it unlike last time, can somebody post the cover of it?

>>11394158
I like making you laugh Fyxe
>Takes in a tango stance and dips
m'lady

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>>11394160
>You'd give blood until you passed out if you had even a drop of royal blood in your body. The only royal blood you want to see is hers when it's spilled on the ground at the end of her tyrannical rule, usurped and executed by the people, dammit, the people! Viva regicide!

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>>11394166
Not in your dreams.

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>>11394175
>puts on a cap and tip again.
And I thank you for entertaining me, anon

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>>11394177
...Well I don't have blood, so there goes your hope and dreams.

>>11394183
>tips fedora extremely, confrontationally, and aggressively
no, you

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>>11394185
>You'll settle for cotton flying in the air. You aren't picky.

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>>11394193
>tips, throws the hat away and dabs.
No, U!

>>11394204
Fuck off stop taking my smozz bitch
>dabs twice with both arms and squats
I'm the cool guy here not you

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>>11394195
You democratics will never survive in the civil world, you are too violent!

I want to fuck Yuno

>>11394217
Same

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>>11394213
>The violence is more than justified when it's to bring down a tyrannical despot and, in his (or her) place, install a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.
>Also, you think the guillotine looks rad. It's shiny!

>>11394227
>I really should kill myself!

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>>11394227
...
>She sticks her tongue out at the Mayor, having no real comeback to his words

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>>11394207
Haven't you read the memo? Nobody's allowed to be cooler than me.
>Reverse dabs at a speed one would consider significantly above average, thus appearing blurry.

>>11394249
>Anon takes a deep breath through his nose
Alright, you're really making me
AN
GRY
now
So I'm going to give you one more chance to surrender by giving you a taste of just what you're up against
>Dabs with both arms at the same time

Post shit your avatar would listen to

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>>11394241
>You wish the man good luck with his endeavor.

>>11394246
>You pull down the rags covering the bottom of your face and stick out your tongue, too.

>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA

>>11394272
Her theme on repeat 24/7

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>>11394258
...T-This... This is really a superior dabbing technique... Once that can only be learn in the deep-end of Harlem.
...
...
Alright, I didn't want to use it but...
>Dabs at the speed of light, tearing apart the limits of our physical universe.
>She is dabbing everywhere and nowhere now.

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>>11394291
>>11394258

One*
Learned*

When you dab so hard you forget how to properly talk

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>>11394181
IN MY DREAMS THERE'S ELBOW DROPS AND BODY SLAMS
AWOO

>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrrrU55vOUI

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>>11394272
>I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BECOME
>INDESTRUCTIBLE, DETERMINATION THAT IS INCORRUPTIBLE
>FROM THE OTHER SIDE A TERROR TO BEHOLD
>ANNIHILATION WILL BE UNAVOIDABLE
>EVERY BROKEN ENEMY WILL KNOW
>THAT THEIR OPPONENT HAD TO BE INVINCIBLE
>TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE I'M AN
>INDESTRUCTIBLE MASTER OF WAR

>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awtWSj_qTkE

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Can't find the sequel yet so got this off the authors Inkbunny. Enjoy.

>>11394272
Anime Music

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>>11394158
"It doubles as a uniform for me, and it protects me from the Darkness, so there's a lot of reasons to wear this over... that."
>He takes another sip
"Not really feeling it, maybe I'm just not drinking enough."

>>11394291
HAYAI, I HAVE TO GO ALL OUT ON THIS ONE
>Dabs into elbow so hard that it shifts and rends time itself into one central point, stopping all flow of movement everywhere else in the world
>The ultimate counter to space manipulation, time manipulation

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>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-UR1jMFJXs
>I don't watch them, but I feel like Maxwell would

>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2QUngVGxmE

>>11394272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1vvayRpcEU

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>>11394339
>Using a bullshit Deus ex Machina, Fyxe managed to transfer a part of her mind into the eye of the Time Crash
>Now reduced to a single atome, Fyxe dabs...She dabs with her electrons... over and over.

>>11394339
It's the secret technique!
DAB WARLDO!

>>11394166
Fyxe?

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>>11394368
Don't make me post the copy pasta again

>>11394364
excuse me but because of quantum superpositioning you can't observe the electron and measure it's velocity so you're in a superposition of dabbing and not dabbing

>>11394364
>Is reduced to a shell of his former self from the strain caused by the time destroying dab
>He lay on the ground, half of his body missing, and all of his five senses gone, never to return
>Even without senses, he feels the force of Fyxe's dabs
Did I... Lose..?

>>11394166
velouria

please do not forget the name of your wife again
it's unbecoming

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>>11394272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C-buIl2IK8

>>11394374
Better hurry up and claim her, Roxas is making moves

>>11394374
Do it

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>>11394389
The wulf has traveled many roads, seen many faces, heard many names. I can't remember every member of the wulfpack. I'll just call her.. V-Babe, or something.

>>11394404
Nah nah. Fyxe is a nice girl, and a great member of the wulfpack, but the heart of the heart break wulf cannot be tied to one girl.

>>11394405
Do I gotta?

>>11394382
It was a phyrric victory, Anon, you sacrificed everything to save us from shipping through shitposting

>>11394423
REMEMBER HER NAME OR I WILL KEK YOU TO DEATH DUMB WOLF

>>11394423
Do you want to job to midcardersfor the rest of the year?

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>>11394338
Protecting you from the darkness?
Heh. I feel like a good light torch would be waaay more useful, but maybe yours is phosphorescent, I don't know.

And well, it's because you're drinking, too slowly! Lemme help you!
>She gently grabs Roxas cheeks... AND THEN SHOVES THE BOTTLE IN HIS MOUTH
Now here, take it all. like that.

>>11394377
A-And yet I'm dabbing nerd! Next time you're gonna say that Schrödinger's kitty isn't actually a zombie!
>Dabs
>Or... is she?

>>11394382
You dab only for power anon and THAT is why you lost. But if you put your heart in the dab, there is nothing you can do.

>>11394439
>Anon closes his visionless eyes
It was.. A good fight..

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>>11394435
I'LL LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

>>11394438
I want to piledrive Fyxe
Call me a jobber, I don't fucking care.
I want to grab her by her tail and german suplex her.
I want to sell every punch she throws but I'd still be pinning her in the middle of the ring.
I want her to cut a promo on me, but I'll still say the bottom line because the wulf said so.
I want her to no sell my move in an attempt to shoot on me.
But guess what jabroni. I'm still the wildest there is, was and ever will be.
I want her to take a ride on the AWOO train.
>M MUH OMEGA VS OKADA IS THE BEST YOU CAN'T OUT WORK THEM.
but I wouldn't care, I'll run wild and blade and stare into hard cam until we go to break.
I want to lay the hurting down on her candy ass until I'm king of the ring, my legacy.
>ITSTIMEITSTIMEITSBEOWULFTIME
I would AWOO as i dive from the top rope, finishing her with a five star frog splash.
I would then sell the match to make sure it's a five star classic.
>FROM THE RING YOU WERE BORN, AND INTO THE RING YOU WILL RETURN
-Vinny Mac 1996
And as I stomp a mudhole in her, I'll walk it dry.
But then, a revelation would come upon me.
>Oh shit, that bitch no sold me.
And then I would retire as champ.

I want to piledrive Fyxe
happy?

>>11394450
Now kys

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>>11394457
I hate you smarks.

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>>11394450
... Wrestling is fake right? You won't actually do that to me?
Not that I'm interested, I'm just saying that... If it's well paid...

>>11394446
... We'll meet again anon... In the big dabbing field in the sky.

>>11394472
>Dies

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>>11394472
WRESTLING ISN'T FAKE.
DOES IT FEEL FAK-
Wait did you say you're interested?

>>11394472
Fake =/= Scripted. The word you are looking for is scripted.

>>11394450
Thanks, got a new copypasta to blackify.

I wanna piledrive Fyxe
Call me a thangber, I don't fuckin care.
I wanna grab her by her tail n' german suplex her muthafuckin ass.
I wanna push every last muthafuckin punch dat dunkadelic hoe throws but I'd still be pinnin her up in tha middle of tha ring.
I want her ta cut a promo on me yo, but I be bout ta still say tha bottom line cuz tha wulf holla'd so.
I want her ta no push mah move up in a attempt ta blast on mah dirty ass.
But guess what tha fuck jabroni. I be still tha wildest there is, was n' eva will be.
I want her ta take a ride on tha AWOO train.
>M MUH OMEGA VS OKADA IS THE BEST YOU CAN'T OUT WORK THEM.
but I wouldn't care, I be bout ta run wild n' blade n' stare tha fuck into hard cam until we git all up in break.
I wanna lay tha hurtin down on her candy ass until I be mackdaddy of tha ring, mah legacy.
>ITSTIMEITSTIMEITSBEOWULFTIME
I would AWOO as i dive from tha top rope, finishin her wit a gangbangin' five star froggy frog splash.
I would then push tha match ta make shizzle itz a gangbangin' five star classic.
>FROM THE RING YOU WERE BORN, AND INTO THE RING YOU WILL RETURN
-Vinny Mac 1996
And as I stomp a mudhole up in her, I be bout ta strutt it dry.
But then, a revelation would come upon mah dirty ass.
>Oh shit, dat biiiatch no sold mah dirty ass.
And then I would retire as champ.

Reminder: If you think that 200 events are enough to host 48 games, you must kys.

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>The Dream Oracle fades into existence.
Hello everyone. Could I trouble you all for the experience of a lifetime?

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>>11394494
O-Oh alright I see. Thanks anon!

>>11394482
Well, I'm just saying that, if it's *scripted* I don't see why I couldn't make some greens out of it.
I just have to let you pile dive me while I pretend I'm feeling something.

>>11394520
Is this a special way of saying first 24?

>>11394521
>I just have to let you pile dive me while I pretend I'm feeling something.
Fuck off.

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>>11394521
>I just have to let you pile dive me while I pretend I'm feeling something.

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>>11394520
What do you consider the "experience of a lifetime?" Because I'm pretty sure our definitions of that're extremely different things.

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>>11394521
Don't worry girl, this wulf works stiff, you'll feel every piledrive, bronco buster, and belly to belly suplex.

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>>11394520
Sure
Get in the water

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>>11394532
N-No, no it isn't...

>>11394545
A splendid adventure! With dragons, demons, wildebeests, romance, tragedy, and more! Doesn't that sound like fun??

>>11394561
>The Dream Oracle nervously floats higher above the water.

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>>11394554
I'm not sure if it's a good or a bad thing... But... Ok!

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>>11394575
Aww
Come on
It'll be fun

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>>11394575
Hell yeah it does! That's the sort of thing I'd love to be, actually! You know how the stories go, with the knight tasked to save the princess from some terrifying dragon, and the knight goes on this big, long journey and almost dies trying to do it? That's what I want to be! Like the dragon that kidnaps her! You saying you can take me on an adventure like that?

>>11394584
Beowulf at his max level (werewolf form)

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>>11394577
Okay. Step up. Put your head between my legs, I'm going to pull on your pants until I drive you into the mat. Then I'm going to lay on you.
... There is NOTHING sexual about wrestling I promise.

>>11394575
20 bucks this is Baron.
+1 to kys.

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>>11394595
I-I was more talking about being THAT hero...
Hmph, kids these days...

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>>11394439
"Funny, I actually have Light as my element, it's not enough though, the Darkness is like an oil, it seeps into people and kills them from the inside. If you aren't protected when you travel through it, it fills your Heart -or the void left behind by your Heart- and corrupts and destroys it.
Nobodies like me are even worse off, as there's a hole in us the Darkness can fill easily."
>He pauses, looking at the girl.
"What do you mean h- GLK!"
>He doesn't resist too much, drinking the whole bottle and then pulling away, gasping a bit.
"A little warning next time! Gah!"

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Hey, mon! Where all da' people be at?