HG Thread
First 24 for beach games
Berkut
>>11372283
Gowasu
>>11372283
Matt
>>11372283
Gascoigne
>>11372283
FYXE
>>11372251
Yes. But not on the internet.
>>11372244
Y-Yes of course... I'm... I'm gonna do a great job.
>She keeps on licking his boots. It tastes like dirt and... strawberry? Did he just walk in a strawberry field earlier? She wonders, but at least it makes the licking bearable, and she make sure not to leave a single spot.
I hope... No tabloids will ever talk about this...
>>11372283
Julia Douglas
Elias Ainsworth
Nonon Jakuzure
Ronald Mcdonald
Shirai Kuroko
>>11372283
Fluorette
>>11372293
>Wha?
Junkrat
Burger King
>>11372283
The Sandman
>>11372283
RJ
>>11372283
Agrias Oaks
Heart Summer
>female
Hata No Kokoro
a single grain of sand
KFC
>>11372283
Fujiwara no Mokou
Araragi Karen
>>11372283
Doppelganger
Sachi's Manga
>>11372283
Roxas.
The sun
>>11372283
Meliadoul Tengille
>>11372283
Tsuyu
>>11372333
Is this porn
Holo the Wise Wolf
Nigger
>>11372335
>>11372283
*Doppelganger Arle
Check it.
Swap it.
BUMP IT?
>>11372365
I only have the one plank png, but swap >>11372295
for
>>11372343
>>11372279
Can Garou survive a repeating death loop caused by explosions?
>>11372369
>Bump it.
>>11372283
Zer0
>>11372369
>cancer swap
>>11372365
Actually.
>>11372335
>>11372349
>>11372375
Repeating implies he comes back at the end, so yes
>>11372397
>BUMP IT!
>>11372365
BUMP THE GAME HOSHI
>>11372365
Let's get it started yeah?
HAHA yes my fillers made it!!!! Epic win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11372365
Don't switch me in this time, I'm still wounded and have no problem with sitting this one out to recover. It's f- >>11372397
You people.. Fine, I can handle a hunt in this condition. The bleeding's stopped, at least.
>>11372375
>He could definitely outspeed Killer Queen and I don't think he'd ever be able to activate BTD in a 1 on 1 fight but yeah if Kira actually got him with BTD it would probably be GG
>>11372365
I'm ready anytime.
>>11372384
If you do, just swap the Dragon Ball meme filler out
>>11372382
"Thank you."
>Quincy relinquishes his keyblades with a bit of sadness
"Here we go again..."
Al Snow
>I'mma just bump it myself then
>>11372365
Please.
Vibri
>>11372418
>huggu
Good luck, spats cat!
>>11372365
Judgement-desu no!
>>11372384
Riven
>>11372429
>>11372440
you're supposed to state how many more you dummy
The Modern Marjane Satrapi
>Numbers don't count here
what is a sexy ava i can ava
BUMPED IT!
STARTING ASP
STAAAAAART!
>>11372441
Spat cat?
>Julia was too busy being confused by the person's words to even noticed she'd been hugged.
...Uh, still, your prayer for my safety shall hopefully not be wasted.
>>11372465
This might actually be one of the worst rosters I've seen in my life.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11372465
You can turn this world around
And bring back all of those happy days
Put your troubles down
It's time to celebrate
Let love shine
And we will find
A way to come together
And make things better
>>11372474
...Now, this... is just bad luck on my part. D-Damn it.
>>11372474
NOBODY CAN POWER BOMB FAT BITCHES LIKE GASCOIGNE!
Seems that Zer0 is our first guy to meet our newly discovered natives... And he confirmed our fears now.
Damn Flourette, how lame are you? As lame as your tits?
Totem is clearly a McDonalds guy.
>>11372456
And when I catch somebody drowning, I'll drag 'em out onto the beach and pinch their pockets while they're unconscious! It's ingenious!
>Junkrat then scratches his chin, trying to recall one important detail his plan might be forgetting.
Waitaminute. Do people bring their jewelry to the beach?
>>11372474
I think you left a mark! Everyone's going to be staring at the red handprint on the better side of my behind, you idiot! Why did you do that?!
>>11372302
>Berkut did not walk through a strawberry field, but one of raspberries. You must be delusional if you think they're strawberries.
Tell me, does a commoner like you have any self-respect? Look at yourself, licking at the boots of royalty.
>Berkut chuckles, and moves his legs away from the dog
Now, run along and stay out of my sight. I don't want my boots tainted by your filthy tongue anymore.
>Sorry that this reply is late, I had to do something.
>>11372515
That isnt a sexy ava
>>11372474
I'm guessin' you won't listen to meh telling you not to do that again, but go easy on the goods why don't ya?
>>11372512
Oh, you're gonna be gettin' it when I get my eyes washed out.
>>11372512
It's...it's certainly not my fault that I'm a pacifist! Or...lacking...
>>11372512
There's nothing to catching these fish, just imagine they all have onee-sama's faces on them...
...but then the problem is that I might go too far and kill them in the progress.
>>11372512
OH SHIT!
THE TOTEM IS FUCKING PISSED!
AKA!
ONE OF MY NEW MOTHERFUCKING ARENAS!
>>11372512
My skin's redder than a radish! I knew I should've brought me sunscreen with me...
>>11372456
>>11372515
Didn't mean to talk at ya mate, but there's still some truth in there don't ya think? Ehehehe!
>>11372531
Roight, like your opinion matters noface. Reckon I'll turn ya into nobrains too if ya keep talkin' smart like that.
>>11372543
Guess the Totem got what he wanted.
ALSO!
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THAT LAST ARENA EVENT!
>>11372302
>>11372522
>You cannot help but feel that something is staring at you. Something very big and angry. Low-pitched growls can be heard with each humiliating act Berkut is forcing
A girl wants to meet me but i am too fat what do i do?
>>11372550
>rigged for mcfaggot
>>11372543
I was utterly useless out there the whole time..
>>11372550
Two thirds of them are gone already and I still have no idea if I'm even in the right place..
>>11372512
>Having never seen the natives before, and even being the first person to ever come in contact with them, Zer0 approaches them out of curiosity: "?".
>He regrets that decision after being turned into a robotic pincushion.
Ow.
>>11372512
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
>>11372543
...
W-well.. should I be happy I'm alive, or accept the totem as my new lord and savior?
>>11372550
Sandman! Bring me a dr- or you can just... suckerpunch him, fucking hell Sandman.
Damn it No no! Why are you like this?
>>11372522
>Fyxe ponders the meaning of his words. Technically, isn't everyone licking the boots of royalty? Does it mean no one has self-respect hut the nobility?
>She is only asking herself this kind of philosophical questions to not think about the fact... SHE IS LICKING BOOTS!
... Y-yeah, thank you for not killing me a-ah... I hope you were satisfied... Now I will hum...
>FyxeRunningAwayAtExtremelyFastSpeed(Non eurobeat edition).exe
>>11372343
https://68.media.tumblr.com/dea1bca0774c46816568643a7eedbfbd/tumblr_ov1fycr6Ot1sgzgnoo1_1280.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/abb4a6e0eae9e376fc9b1192121e6123/tumblr_ov1fycr6Ot1sgzgnoo2_1280.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/eadbfb5f38fac451f62864e175c147a7/tumblr_ov1fycr6Ot1sgzgnoo3_1280.jpg
>>11372576
Did I just get done in by a buncha wet sand? What a day...
>>11372543
>Has an allergic reaction
>>11372522
>>11372555
Is this... My whiteknights coming to save me?
>>11372576
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FEAST
FEAST
FEA- Why are the clouds green?
>>11372603
>Wet Sand
WOW!
JESUS MAN!
RACISM MUCH? YOU DON'T HEAR ME CALLING YOU A LITTLE ABO-FUCKING CRACKER? NOW DO YOU?
>>11372543
I like this new arena
>>11372576
Just to be clear, you and I are never going to talk about this again. This never happened.
>>11372622
Enjoy, this is my second time cooking in my life, but as a genius I'm sure it's fine. I learn quickly, you know.
>>11372622
Be a Garou, not a Gascoign, a Garou is smooth and can woo other creatures, but a Gascoign is rough and can only anger other creatures.
>>11372622
When I said "set me on fire" I didn't mean it literally ... Geez...
>>11372636
Yup. Totally not happened! And we're not gonna talk about how you totally not enjoyed it!
I will take the secret into my grave!
>winks
>>11372375
Oh shit, mind if I take that gif just in case I need it in the future?
>>11372600
Comfy stuff. Thanks.
>>11372635
>>11372639
You love it?
You want an encore?
WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU AN ENCORE!
THE TOTEM'S HAVING SECONDS WITH THE TRIBUTES!
>>11372639
Watch in amazement, dolphins, as I tackle the biggest wave around here! The monster wave! The big kahuna! This is my secret move! The one-fingered board handstand!
>>11372650
Die.
>>11372660
Come on Ronald
>>11372660
>eats a bunch of popcorn during the fight.
So cool.
>>11372555
Oh, did the other doggies come out to protect their "queen"?
>Berkut can't help but feel smug and prideful, and he gets on his steed for a fight against...?
>>11372579
>Berkut can't help but burst out in laughter when he sees the dog, humiliated and scared, scurrying away from him. It gives him a sense of joy almost. If only Alm was this easy to manipulate, he'd have all of Rigel and Zofia to himself. He would proudly proclaim Rinea as the queen alongside him, and rule over the land as husband and wife. Berkut can only dream of this future though.
>>11372660
Damn it, the person I was rooting for got k- I mean...
GOOD JOB!
>>11372653
>No prob, Kosaku!
>It's yours!
>>11372682
That was quick.
>>11372669
J-Jokes on you, I've already been killed earlier...
>Gets throws into hell by a demonic hand
>>11372622
Now of course I don't hear ya saying something like, because you've got the sense not to do that! You know that if you did happen to say something like that I'd shove a stick of dynamite down ya throat, don't you?
>Junkrat says, his hand reaching towards one of the grenades clipped to his belt.
>>11372682
Fug
>>11372691
Thanks for playing
>>11372691
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>11372703
Any questions?
>>11372703
Congrats, I'm gonna have to do a lot better next time.
>>11372703
This was a strange game.
>>11372691
"Congratulations..."
>Roxas sighs, head in his hands.
"Walked into fucking quicksand, can't believe I missed the signs."
>>11372691
Congratulations.
>>11372703
Thank you.
>>11372681
>She can't see his smugface, let alone hear his tought, but somehow, somewhere, the deity that rules Fyxe's fate enjoyed her little encounter with Berkut. It was entertaining
>>11372691
Congratulations!
And thanks for the quick beach trip!
This is my alternate max level, if I were to spec into the SKELETON MAGIC skill tree: Skeleton Lord Craig. It is the strongest entity in the entity within HG. Look upon my bony form and marvel at the sheer power I project, virgins. I am the Chad.
>>11372683
Thanks lad, I appreciate the gif
Take this meme in return for your good deeds
>>11372703
Thanks for hosting lad, even if I wasn't a part of the game
>>11372694
Wait, no!
>Garou dives to stop the hand from disappearing into Hell, but to no avail. He'd lost them. For all he knew, they were gone forever and there was nothing he could do to bring them back. How could he have been this stupid? This careless? Now he would never get the chance.. The chance to say what he wanted to say. He punches the ground in frustration, but decides to yell it to the skies regardless.
THAT THING LOOKED DAMN STRONG, I WANTED TO FIGHT IT!
>>11372715
How do I become as cool and relevant as you?
>>11372691
FUCK NOW I HAVE TO PICK HER UP thanks
>>11372732
Me on the bottom, but you can't see me
I don't think I can do it tonight, but should I resume my hosting here sometime soon?
>>11372703
>>11372691
Thank you for the game.
>>11372703
That was certainly quick, thanks for hosting
>>11372732
not if i have anything to say about it fucknut
>the BONE GOD appears from around the corner, calcium injections in hand
you're the fucking skeleton virgin of skeletons, it's a disgrace to the bony race
>>11372732
...Okay.
I want to get back in rp and get fuck what do?
>>11372681
>Nothing but a roar ment to be intimidating as possible is the answer as a monster slams a tree sapling aside to make way, the poor tree snapping in two by the brute strength behind the blow
>The beast is certainly enraged, but why? If the cruel and arrogant knight would live, he'd find out, mostly. For now said beast was content enough to stare him down, somehow unwilling to make the first move
>>11372741
>Do what I did, make a code and host with it.
>>11372765
ship with assgore
>>11372681
>>11372767
>>11372733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EDcODx-Dxc
>>11372780
>>11372739
"People and things named Garou" circlejerk when
>>11372794
Now.
>>11372739
>The hands leaves a message in the dirt for Garou:
>"Get the satellite, if you wanna se, wait no! It's fyxe writing, fuck off fyxe!"
>She hand writes properly again:
"Kill the dog next time you see her, and I shall appear, for now, I have matters to attend. Have a good night, sir"
>The hand disappears into the dephts of hell once more
>>11372765
Find an easy ava that you like and get crazy with it!
>>11372745
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that. Max level Fyxe is no more than a mere mount for me, that is how alpha my max level is.
>>11372758
Oh look, it's the dumb bitch. Weren't you meant to be trapped in my head?
>>11372761
That's all you can muster? "Okay?" I understand. I'd be at a loss of words too if I were staring perfection itself in the face.
>>11372752
Of course.
>>11372765
>Yeah, do what this guy said: >>11372779
im Hitler
>>11372816
Second Holocaust when
>>11372785
This is the world's best Kira video and nothing can deter me from thinking otherwise
>>11372803
Which Garou is the better Garou? Personally I prefer Garou but Garou isn't bad either
>>11372810
you didn't go to the sauna for three days like i told you too, now i got out and i have enough calcium to last me for years
>the BONE GOD opens its jacket, revealing a large amount of calcium syringes and what have you
call me dumb but at least i'm not a junkie, faggot
>>11372767
>>11372780
>Once Berkut sees the "beast" in full view, he bursts out laughing one again, due to his recent boost in smugness and pride
Aw, It's adorable. I thought you were actually threatening for a minute.
>Berkut just watches the beast trudge about from atop his steed, unflinching towards it's size and stature.
>tfw just eating dry reese's puffs cereal
>>11372810
>The assassin "laughs": ":D".
You're not perfection.
You are just a skeleton.
The bare essentials.
>>11372765
Me too family. Just take a break from it for a while, maybe work on some other writing or creative pursuits. This is definitely one of those places where you can't survive if you don't take a break every now and then
>>11372816
Hi Hitler Im Stalin
Strategic alliance when?
>>11372839
>Garou
>in 2017
>not our Lord and Saviour Garou
SHIGGY
DIGGY
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11372856
I've never gone a day without RPing in the threads. Should I be worried?
>Some tech dude wheels in a karaoke machine and plugs it in without any explanation
>He holds out the mic to whoever wants to take it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXvG1ilocvo
>>11372809
>me
>easy ava
I'm stuck in the trap of thinking simple is too boring or uninteresting.
Why am I always ignored with my RP? Do I need to be cuter? I don't want to fucking thirst all the time to get attention,
What am i doing wrong. Write a fucking guide please.
>>11372870
>the anon takes the mic, looking at it in confusion before putting it to his mouth
DES
PA
CITO
>>11372847
>tfw eating dry Oreo O's
My nigga, we have no lives
>>11372870
>>This video is not available
>Well fuck you too Youtube.
>>11372881
Do what I do when people ignore me. Send them to the hospital!
>>11372881
Stop playing generic anime. Reply to people. Get in with the cool kids somehow.
Post music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pvfQtUhtNE
>>11372846
>The remark only further enrages the beast as it bares it's fangs, canines as big as the steel tip of Berkut's Lance, dripping with saliva and shining as the moon itself.
''You will pay for your arrogance, little human!''
>The garou charges at the armoured man with a speed you wouldn't expect for a monster of it's size, ready to rip the man in half.
My GF wants to go to disneyland.
Help me out
Disneyland Japan or Shanghai?
>>11372881
>Why not just force your way to people?
>>11372899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZVSqQaRJfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTl3h39abxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Azop8fALfY
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUHEUHE
>>11372888
>>11372870
yo this is actually pretty okay
>>11372888
>Iranian women
>Having any say in anything
>while not completely covered in a hijab
Inaccurate as fuck.
>>11372925
Right it's great
>>11372910
HOW? I dont want to be like adachi or youmou
>>11372881
Are you the type to expect lengthy friendly conversion in a place designed to make us kill each other? The idea never came to me. It's a rare thing to even share a few words with even the ones you meet in the games.
>>11372899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-97Oh-Fws
Running Wild >>>>> Alestorm
>>11372920
I wouldn't want my videos to be seen by thirdworlders so it makes sense.
>>11372933
asshole
>>11372840
It's been some time since we last talked, wench. I'm afraid you waited too long as I have grown stronger in your absence. I have become MAX LEVEL CRAIG, master of SKELETON MAGIC. With just a thought I shape the universe in my image. Allow me to demonstrate how little you are now compared to me: CRAIG!
>Craig moves a hand into his ribcage and pulls out a bunch of calcium injections, leftover from what he had originally been given. He crushes them in his hand, not even sparing a thought for them.
MAX LEVEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
>>11372850
"Just a skeleton?" It is I who should be laughing, miserable metal puppet. I have mastered the potential within me and have fully learned the ways of SKELETON MAGIC. I have become ascended.
>As if on cue, Craig's skull immediately bursts into a spectral white flame to demonstrate his mastery over magic. A sword appeared in his hand, an aura of power radiating from it.
I am more then you could ever hope to understand.
>All of this is a massive lie. It was merely an illusion of power, one created by a bunch of holograms. But still, it's a pretty good bluff. It looks entirely real.
>>11372942
It's reality, don't shoot the messanger.
>>11372899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmeEyVd5w8
>>11372934
But Alestorm gave us Gloryhammer so I don't know about that.
This shit is pretty poppin' though. Probably going to end up seeking out their discography now. Thank you, Goat
>>11372929
I know Adachi does this but I hardly see Youmu really interact with anyone but Craig, Alread and a few tuhus. Did I miss something?
>>11372944
>The assassin just nods. Then, he holds a hand up to the bottom part of his mask, holds it there for a moment, and lets it fall again, almost as if he was...yawning.
Cool.
>>11372902
Hmph. Know your place, worm.
>Berkut's steed charges at beast, and he thrusts his lance into the forehead of the feral beast, trying to end the battle quickly and in the least messy way
Destination reached. Familiar entities detected, greetings.
>>11372965
My bad i meant another 2hu but i can't remember the name.
>>11372982
>Hairs stand on the back of her neck
>She feels detected
>She wonders if "Please detect me, senpai" is used on other planets
>>11372989
Rika the tank slut?
>>11372962
>lol Goddammit, hi there.
>Running Wild gave the world the entire pirate metal genre, so I guess checkmate.
>Also, Blazon Stone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icbo6qT3b0k
>>11372944
SWEET FUCKING BONE JESUS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
>the BONE GOD is rendered speechless, not being able to comprehend what MAX LEVEL CRAIG had just done. the calcium is absorbed into the skeleton's bones, making him stronger than he could ever dream of. However, the BONE GOD had developed a counterattack to calcium injections while stuck in MAX LEVEL CRAIG's mind; POTASSIUM SYRINGES
alright, sweet mother of fuck. we can do this the easy way or the hard way, you manlet motherfucker. give up so i can obliterate you and any chance of you becoming successor to the BONE THRONE
>>11372970
>The beasts charges with reckless abandon at the mounted warrior untill his lance is within striking range. It sidesteps and swings one of it's mightly fists around not at Berkut but at its steed instead, aiming to dismount him at an early stage of the fight
>>11373020
>try to 100% a game
>literally only 1 chest left to get
>it's bugged out and i can't get it
why does this happen to me
kill me
>>11373000
Fear reaction, illogical. Eradication not intended. Purpose unclear.
>>11372966
Alright faggot, check this out: electricity powers!
>Craig's sword disappears from his hand and is replaced by a magical staff with a quartz crystal tip. The crystal begins to buzz with power as a stream of electricity shoots out from the top and into the skies, achieving absolutely nothing other than looking slightly cool.
Check it.
>>11373007
>The skeleton's bones begin to buckle and bulge as the absorbed calcium increases his bone mass. He increases in size until he becomes a hulking beast of bone, his head grazing the clouds.
BONE THRONE? FUCK THAT NOISE, I'M JUST GONNA CONTINUE DOING MY OWN THING!
>The skeleton's booming voice ruptures the pavement and literally destroys the foundation of the land, causing trees to uproot and the earth to split. He smashes a fist the size and width of...three double-decker buses stapled together (yeah that's a good description) into the ground, causing the earth to quake and destroying the land even further.
MAX FRICKIN LEVEL
>>11373003
You're like the only other person I know of here who's into this kind of music. On that note, I feel like you've shown me these guys before but shit, this flavor of power is just what I was craving. Your taste is as top tier as always
Second monitor horizontal or vertical?
>>11373057
oh fuck would you look at the time
>the BONE GOD fucking books it, throwing fifty POTASSIUM SYRINGES at MAX LEVEL CRAIG. she hates to run away from a fight, but she has some BONE WORK to do
>>11373090
4chan pass
>>11373090
Vertical
Fuck it, make both of them vertical
should I pay for diabetes medicine or a 4chan pass?
>>11373097
what?
>>11373104
No
>>11373094
>The giant beast that was once Craig makes no effort to dodge the syringes, thinking that he'd be able to tank them. He thought wrong, as he soon shrinks back down to regular bone size.
wow what a bitch
>>11373057
>The assassin starts clapping. Not a clap that would show he's impressed to any degree, but one that's slowed down, to the point of only about one handclap per second, if that. A sarcastically biting clap.
Congratulations.
You created fireworks.
Show me better soon.
>Zer0 turns and walks away from the skeleton's magical display of "power," in the least impressive sense of the word. Maybe next time, he'll pull a rabbit out of a hat.
>>11373073
>kissu
>>11373090
>Second horizontal. Believe me, it's far and away worth it.
>Have a wonderful night, HG.
>>11373112
you fucking heard me, bitch.
>>11373111
If it's type one, get the medicine, nigga.
>>11373118
Don't try and disguise your fear as disinterested sarcasm, you little robotic bitch. Be as much of a man as you can be and admit your cowardice!
>>11373131
thanks for looking out senpai
>>11373051
You take a moment or two to get used to every time I see you. You can't blame me you probably evolved yourself into instilling an uncomfortable feeling into ever new thing you meet.
>>11373116
>in the distance, the BONE GOD cackles, throwing another POTASSIUM SYRINGE at the WEAK-ASS LEVEL CRAIG to further kill the skeleton
take a look into the mirror, junkie
You ni:b::b:as want a game?
>>11373146
>The skeleton steps to the side, letting the POTASSIUM SYRINGE harmlessly fly past him. He scoffs at the BONE GOD's attempt to kill him and gives her the middle finger.
You look into a mirror!
>He fires back. It was the best he could come up with,
>>11373154
Yes Shio[B]
>>11373154
no faggot I want sleep
convince me to go the fuck to sleep
>>11373172
>How the fuck
>>11373176
>Don't be a pussy bitch anon, stay up all night.
>>11373180
Eat shit Shion, just host.
>kissu
>>11373145
Evolve to serve Queen of Blades, terran comfort irrelivent.
>>11373180
You have a knack for using :b:'s
Who can see when I'm samefagging?
>>11373214
(You)
I'm still here!
>>11373195
>Yeah alright
>>11373204
>:b:ut anon...
First 24, unless you guys can manage to fill a 36
there are more possible bit combinations in a 5 minute audio file than atoms in the universe
>>11373234
Gascoigne
>>11373234
Dick Vader
>>11373234
Sleepy Zer0
>>11373234
Elias Ainsworth
>>11373236
there are more possible moves in chess than atoms in our galaxy
>>11373234
Kindred Hunter
>>11373234
Sleepy Terriermon
>>11373252
>>11373234
>Garou*
>>11373234
Araragi Karen about to sleep
>>11373234
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11373234
mfw shion forgot to invite me to the movie night
>>11373234
Tizoc
>>11373234
Abathur
>>11373234
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11373234
Fluorette
>>11373234
The Six Paths of Pain
>>11373259
>mfw yu:b:o wasn't home until hours after
>>11373234
Mukuro
>>11373234
Byakuren Hijiri
>>11373234
Ikkun
>>11373234
Hata no Kokoro
>>11373234
Lord Beerus
>>11373234
Fox McCloud
>>11373273
You never told me you were gonna do the thing
>>11373234
Doppelganger Arle
>>11373292
I-I thought I told that we had to push it from friday to saturday cause LF's a fucking bitch
>>11373292
is that Fagit
>>11373292
The longer I look at that image the harder I laugh
>>11373234
Roxas
>>11373299
you didn't tell me it was on friday
you didn't tell me it was pushed back
>>11373196
Eh heh... Of course it isn't.
>>11373330
O-Oh... G-Gomen... My bad...
I still need 1 more
>>11373234
Akashi
>>11373234
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>11373343
my soul
>>11373345
>Hoshi was too slow.
Yey.
>>11373345
You haven't been around lately, what's up with that?
>>11373355
Feeling in the mood to swap out though. Who knows who I'll swap out to.
>>11373252
Oh hey glad you could make it. I think you're really gonna like this game.
We ready?
>>11373368
Let's begin
>>11373368
"Here we go, this time, without falling into quicksand, I hope..."
>Roxas readies himself for whatever's coming next.
>>11373364
Whoopsie, I should have noticed how late I was going to be.
>>11373367
No need for that, but I will accept if you are in the mood for a bit of charity for this clumsy girl.
>>11373364
Looking at this place usually doesn't improve the quality of my day.
>>11373368
Don't waste time in starting.
>>11373368
Ehh? This is a good one? Well, it's about time. Unfortunate that I've gotta be wounded and can't perform at my best, but I'm sure what I've got will be more than enough, anyway. Throw in some medicine with the prize at the end, would you? Let's get started.
>>11373283
>>11373345
>>11373368
Might as well. Feeling too tired for this type of thing.
>>11373368
Combat preperation complete. Awaiting commencement.
>>11373393
Ah, Ikkun, is it? What should I call you? Ikkun-kun? No, that sounds silly. How about just Ii-kun?
Thank you for the spot.
>>11373368
Eh, I think I actually might sit this one out so I can catch some serious z's. Give my spot to >>11373344 instead, kay?
>>11373410
Saggy tits
>>11373391
Oh no, I can't give you any medicine... but I can give you one thing...
FREE TICKETS TO THE THEATER!
>>11373393
Gotcha
>>11373418
Sh-She's already in, silly little QB
Everyone be on your best behavior, we're watching a nice, pleasant little play.
>>11373420
I don't have anything to prove to you.
>>11373436
Die.
>>11373436
Am I being told that my very reason for being here is to deliver punishment to this fox? This fox hasn't done anything to me, yet. I hope he doesn't or he'll be scolded so much he'll simply die of it.
>>11373436
Seems peaceful enough around here. I wonder if they have any beer
>>11373444
I knew you'd love it!
>>11373436
Whew, I didn't notice at all! Oh well, I hope we all do well! It's like this really cool old human writer I'm starting to read said, "either victory, or else a grave".
... wait a second.
>Catwalk
HEH
Something tells me the little doll is gonna sit there for a few hours more, too.. Cause it's a doll.
Sorry Fox, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.
>>11373496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
>>11373496
Wait a minute I just knocked a bottle of water over by accident. I'm not trashing anything!
>>11373496
Oh, wow, this is a pretty interesting history, here. It says he got shot down the first time he tried to found this place, did you know that? Huh. Crazy.
..Holy shit, I wanna go home, this is so boring.
>>11373496
This seems like a waste of time, if you ask me, and very rude. Why would I do that?
>>11373436
"Oh hey, this might not be so bad this time..."
>>11373496
"I TAKE IT BACK, THIS IS HORRIBLE"
>>11373436
>Abathur says nothing. He appears to look around the area, thinking of ways to utilise his surroundings.
>>11373496
>The entity remains silent as the other terrans engage in their sexual activity.
>>11373496
This almost makes me wish I was back home with Suzy. At least there I only had the one costume.
>The digital monster stares off into the distance for a moment as he flashes back to the horrors he endured pretending to be a a stuffed toy for his tamer's little sister.
You know, on second thought, keep piling on more of these. I can take 'em!
>>11373496
...I can hear the crawling inside of it.
>>11373522
I think this might be a little more your speed, but don't make a habit of it. This is a professional theater, not the WWE.
>>11373517
That's fine and all but can you, like, not eat the other actors?
>>11373504
COME ON HAM IT UP! LEMME SEE!
Also, seems like we've only got one death so far.. That's a good start, righ- Ah shit there goes another. Oh god why does this always happen?
>>11373562
"I don't know you I don't care. Faster everyone else is dead the faster I get out of this dress."
>>11373562
Finally, something worth hunting in these games. This one's mine
>>11373562
I must have turned her into a box of sandwiches with my song! They were delicious!
>>11373562
>Garou's earlier wounds open up as he's thrown around and slammed against the ground, along with his dirty old bandages nearly ripping off of him in shreds. Despite all of this and his severe bleeding, Garou remains alive, coughing up blood, and manages to escape.
Gotta... Find something to patch myself up with.. I think the fever's set in, too... Damn it, monsters don't get sick..
UNITED STATES, CANADA, MEXICO, PANAMA
>>11373562
>Abathur notices that the hunter is a better combatant. He deploys a small organism that rests on the hunter's head.
Symbiotic link established. You, enhanced.
>>11373562
You weren't there, man! You didn't see it! I had flown into battles where I saw things you couldn't even dream about. I saw men crying for death as alien parasites overtake their minds. I saw soldiers being erased in the blink of an eye as an expertly crafted bomb, triggered by my own hand, sent them to meet their makers.
But I've never seen what I saw on that stage before. I saw liquids that no man should see. I dealt with smells that I didn't even think could exist. I mopped up what I could only imagine was once a banana that had been used in ways that no banana should ever be used. You weren't there, man. It was hell. It was a hell that I don't think I'll ever escape from. I envy those men taken by the aparoids, I'd give my life gladly to a smart bomb. Just make me forget that 2hu orgy.
>>11373603
don't try to play it off
we both know you've had sex with falco so you already know what those smells are like
>>11373603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
She's asleep guys I think you can stop.
Can Abathur jump? I mean I'm looking at it and I don't think it can jump...
>>11373621
>>11373626
Where's the other ghost? Or is it that dead meme?
>>11373626
"...I don't know what this is, I don't really feel anything from doing it, but I guess that goes for everything else that isn't negative."
>>11373626
You've got bandages on you! Like I give a damn if they're used or not, give them here, or I'll take them by force! On second thought, I think I can kill you before I bleed out! Wanna bet?! COME ON!
>>11373626
Is Shion down there?
>>11372556
eat yourself to lose weight, like that guy from One Piece
>>11373658
she is hot and already seen my pics
fuck it
>>11373637
We all know you took Wolf's thick knot in your ass too.
>>11373637
It's only dead because you were gone some long, faggot
>>11373666
ok satan
>>11373656
I thought we were cool :b:ro...
HEY LOOK AT THAT, Beerus is... well... being Beerus! That's an odd sight.
A small little rabbit breaks someone's fucking leg, and Fox is finally put out of his misery.
And while all this is happening, Mokou and Kindred are actually doing their damn jobs.
>>11373672
>>11373678
There's the other ghost. I knew he'd turn up.
>>11372556
She might be fat too.
>>11373694
Hey, maybe krystal will come back and she can knot you with a strap on too
>>11373692
Th-This is definitely not the end I had imagined!
>>11373705
maybe summer will come back and fuck me
>>11373692
"NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, OW!"
>vaporized
>>11373692
I know a seventh path. But luckily I seem to be taking a permanent detour.
>>11373705
Those two things are both equally unappealing.
>>11373692
>Suddenly, Garou wakes up. He's free from the nightmare of the theater. Oh, thank god. But when he tries to move his arm to wipe the sweat from his forehead, he can't. It takes him two, three tries to even lift his hand that high, the soreness in his muscles and the infection in his wounds caused by dirty bandages had definitely gotten to him. It was hard to move, hard to breathe, and he felt like his brain would cease to function at any second. The world was blurry, and any normal person would have died long ago. Without a doubt, Garou would need to seek out professional medical attention soon, whether he wanted to or not.
...
>>11373692
Nothing quite like working without my life in danger for once. It's a good feeling
What is that event? What the fuck is that event?
Who has done this? For what purpose?
>Read "repeatedly slaps" as "repeatedly stabs"
Fuckers got me all excited too, god damn it.
Not sure how Beerus goes from being the god of destruction to being murdered by a sleeping teen girl.
>>11373692
>Fires fucking ninja missiles
>>11373751
Did you just spoil the next slide you cunt? Immersion shattered
>>11373766
...Always gotta fuck it up somehow
>>11373751
I'm sorry little guy. That was incredibly rude of me. I don't know why I would just randomly slap you like that, but that's no excuse
Oh shit guys beerus died...! A-Ahaha.. Who saw that one coming am I right??
Not a whole lot going on here besides that, but hey... I think I hear something coming. I hope you guys are prepared...
>>11373787
Apologize again.
>>11373796
I'm not sorry for this. There's something about that doll that makes my skin crawl
>>11369140
>>11373835
>>11373835
>>11373835
Bump Limit
>>11373796
>Mokou has to cross-dress
Pic related, it's Mokou dressed like a girl for once.
>YWN watch Mokou walk down the aisle in a wedding gown to marry you
Now I'm sad...