HG - Hunger Games
Thick Thighs Save Lives
My favorite nation.
IMPREG-nation.
>>11362716
>That giraffe just exploded. How peculiar. At least the lions are doing the talking for you.
>>11362765
My favourite course.
INTER-course.
Post some good stuff I can fap to.
>>11362765
Hey, that's mine too.
And so ends our tale of romance.
>>11362781
>>11362781
>>11362781
>>11362516
>(Didn't see the new thread...)
I understand you may not be of sound mind due to your injury, so I will explain the situation to you in good faith.
This is an arena and you are my enemy. The objective is to kill your opponents and be the last one standing, not to have meaningless competitions. Lastly... I am not your pops, for I sire no children.
>>11362800
>>11362516
Shit saber
>>11362781
>>11362789
Tell Velouria.. I find her kinda cute
>Sells
>>11362818
Um don't talk to my wife like that?
>>11362818
yeah Mordred is a shit saber
good observational skills compadre
>>11362824
nice snek
>>11362789
I'm so upset She wasn't the one to kill him.
>>11362781
>>11362781
Someone screencap that beautiful romance
>>11362789
>>11362844
For once I agree with the faceless one. But it's perhaps for the best if my nightmare turned out to be true. For him that is.
>>11362824
Oooh shit, that pushes so many buttons.
>>11362869
>TO BE WRONG
(IT'S NOT TRUE IT NEVER HAPPENED I WISH FOR DEATH. HEAR MY PLES SATAN I OFFER YOU MY SOUL)
YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST FOLKS.
WE GOT US A NEW SHIP
VELOURIA X BEOWULF, BABY!
WE'RE GONNA BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE FASTER THAN FUCKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
>>11362781
Anything involving Ahri
>>11362795
Source?
>>11362781
>>11362854
Worthless...cow. You might aswell let me fight those two on my own next time!
...I hunt alone, anyway
>And then she collapses, exhausted and bleeding from a dozen wounds
>>11362854
>>11362882
It is done.
>>11362893
Don't have one
>>11362894
>NTR
Why
You literally killed my boner.
The strange murders continue and Yomika is a tad stupid.
>>11362869
>>11362882
Someone please call paramedics. My sides have exploded. There's blood everywhere, oh god the pain.
>>11362894
delete yourself from this plane of existence
>>11362914
>final five
guess i'll keep my folders, close enough
>>11362914
'Tis less the lack of quality than of quantity.
>>11362869
>>11362882
OH FUCK ME, IT NEVER ENDS
Velouria and Beowulf....
As the supreme deity of the Hunger Game threads, I hereby declare the two of you, husband and wife.
May this union last for eternity.
You may kiss the bride.
>>11362869
>>11362882
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Post cute smelly girls I can fap to.
>>11362914
Stone is cool to my skin. Worth.
>>11362800
...And the reward is? Killing each other for the sake of it seems pretty meaningless to me, pops. Unless you do it for fun.
>Her armor vanishes in a mist of red shiny dust
Oh here we go again with the "duuh I have no children" I know mom was quite the devil but you can't deny your bloodline, pops.
>>11362952
Who the hell is this clown?
I, the real Starman, would never allow my precious anime pussy to be given out freely like that just because of """"""rng"""""". That kind of reward only goes to the most devout hoshidogs.
Did Luna even do anything, or did Optimus just get electrocuted?
>>11362869
>>11362882
>Scibbles his autograph and phone number and tosses to the fellow awoo
>>11362998
To be fair, I did not have to use much force. He was a lousy swimmer already.
Congratulations.
dubs names my OC
>>11362998
>>11363024
>>11363027
W-wow! C-congratulations! T-thanks for hosting!
>>11363001
I bathe.
>>11363024
Hm.
Good.
>She nods at the host.
Good.
>And then nods at Luna.
>>11362885
>>11362923
>>11362947
>>11362955
>>11363008
(I cannot handle all this bully, please stop. This shit is going to haunt me until GabeN stops being a fat jew, huh?)
>>11363008
I want to fuck Cerebella
>>11363036
Hitlerdidnothingwrong
>>11362952
>>11362996
Pathetic.
I, the real, REAL Hoshi, never cared about something as trivial as anime pussy.
Because I get it all the time, naturally. Without even trying.
And everyone knows that you are my dog the moment you post here.
I own you.
>>11363024
>>11363027
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11363036
>"Democracy"
>>11363027
That cool mechanical golem didn't win huh? Laaaaame.
>>11363027
Jolly good game, lad!
>>11363051
p-please fuck me raw senpai
>>11363041
I'm sorry, it's just too funny.
>Gently pats the wolf girl
You're also too cute.
>>11363024
Thank you my dear. I could not have done it without you.
>>11363037
>>11363038
>>11363055
And thank all of you. I am more grateful for your attention than you know.
>>11363041
(Hardly ever. That's how it works.)
>>11363041
That Beowulf dude seems like a nice guy, why don't you marry him for real? Y'know, after the whole romance buildup and blah blah...
>>11363041
You should feel proud that RNG did this, and it wasn't some phrase that everyone turned into a copypasta
>>11363041
They continue, long as given what they want.
>>11363064
DISGUSTING!
YOU REEK OF SWEAT! NOT THE GOOD KIND OF SWEAT, THAT'S MY FETISH.
NO, YOU STINK OF THE BAD KIND OF SWEAT, THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE A THOUSAND DEAD CORPSES.
YOU WILL RECIEVE NO STARMAN COCK UNTIL YOU SHOWER, YOU ANIMAL!
>>11362992
The reward is the opportunity to train yourself against strong opponents. The skills of the blade are easily dulled when one does not use them, as you must know being a sword wielder yourself.
You are very persistent in your claims that I am your father. It is troublesome because I have already told you otherwise. You must have mistaken me for someone else.
>>11363069
>>11363089
>>11363101
>>11363129
Fine, you noisy sheep. YOu want to hear it from me that badly?
...I I admit he has some charm. Some being a generous term. I guess I should give him a fair shot. If only my ears were not so sensitive I could tolerate his wild urges to howl at the moon like a stark raving lunatic.
>>11363027
>>11363089
Congrats Luna. Looks like I was seeing the future when I gambled earlier.
>my turn
>first 36
>>11363142
y-yes senpai
>runs a bath and jumps in it like the fucking dirty buffoon he is
>>11363187
Starfire
>>11363187
FYXE
>>11363187
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11363187
Elias Ainsworth
>>11363187
Wallace
>>11363187
Saber Remover Mordred
>>11363187
Organic Listening Device
>>11363187
Inspector Gadget
>>11363024
>>11363027
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to the pirate.
>>11363187
Democracy
>>11363187
Gordon
>>11362992
>>11363161
What blasphemy is this? My bride has already layed with another man and I was not informed of this? Tell me the name of this mongrel and I shall have him die a thousand deaths and one more!
>>11363187
Popeye
>>11363187
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11363187
Captain Luna
>>11363168
Interesting choice of words.
>>11363184
Try to pinpoint the timespan and you could become quite wealthy.
>>11363187
Mitsuki Nase
>>11363187
10K
>>11363187
Mayor of Cantown
>>11363187
Araragi Koyomi
>>11363187
Grape Juice
>>11363187
Araragi Karen~da
>>11363187
ROBBIE ROTTEN!
>>11363187
Revy
>>11363187
Hackerman
>>11363187
Sasha's ass
>>11363187
Shrek's fart
>>11363168
Holy shit. You're too adorable for words and I mean that. I love you.
>>11363187
The Ding Dongs
>>11363187
Beowulf
>>11363217
Is he a robot or are all his gadgets stored in his clothes?
>>11363187
Blowback Dragon
>>11363187
>>11363224
Gilgamesh
>>11363187
Mung Daal
>>11363221
>Now that's your boy!
>>11363187
Yomika
>>11363270
Post your Wild West image
>>11363187
Daddy Assgore
>>11363187
Abdou Ringo
>>11363187
Mouse Princess
>>11363187
Doppelganger Arle
>>11363187
Inkling
>>11363187
Toaster Strudel
>>11363187
Lord Beerus
>>11363187
Saber
>>11363301
>>11363187
*Andou
>>11363273
we just don't know
evidence suggests he is a cyborg
>>11363299
I don't know which one you mean.
>>11363264
(And now I need to recover from this wild ride)
>>11363187
Amber
>>11363314
You are adorable.
>>11363346
You mean you don't have one? heck
I miss you, please come back.
>>11363405
Chances of that happening: 0%
Quick Question:
If someone made a game where dead tributes had a way of killing currently living tributes, would you guys want the kills added to the dead tribute's stats, or would that been as unfairly inflating the numbers?
Do your thing
Hoshi what the fuck
>>11363462
I am prepared to face any challenge that lies ahead.
Begin when you are ready.
>>11363462
It looks most wonderful! I am ready when you are, most gracious host.
Who's left hg
>>11363479
Cute. Kick your daughter's ass please.
>>11363497
The good Karen
>>11363161
...Do you realise I literally killed you at Camlann because I was angry at you? I hope the summoning process didn't fry your memory or something, besides...
>Mordred points at the arena scoreboard
Look at thes fools! A talking dog woman, little girls, a flying horse. What can we learn from these clowns when we're at the pinnacle of swordsmanship?
>>11363224
...Huh? Who're you? Don't tell me you're one of dad's crazy boyfriends, and here I thought Morgana had a few loose screws...
>>11363497
Tricky
>>11363462
Yeah, let's do this!
>He slowly looks around nervously.
Let's just hope I do better than last time.
>>11363522
Tricky never left, she's here with a secret ava.
>>11363497
Reigen
>>11363426
depends on how you'd implement the mechanic in the first place
>>11363462
You are READY!
>>11363546
Reigen never left, he's here with a secret ava.
>>11363426
Ew, no.
No swaps? Alright then, let's get this ball rolling.
>>11363518
Karen never left, she's here with a secret ava.
>>11363580
Oh my god, would you Shut. Up?!
>10K attempts to throttle the kid, who manages to avoid his grasp.
What are you even saying?!
___ never left, they're here with a secret ava.
>>11363580
Wowsers!!
>Instantly, the poor inspector gets pulverised by the fight.
>>11363580
Gordon finds his trusty gravity gun on the ground, how lucky!
>>11363619
Crendor
>>11363619
Brook
>>11363624
BROWN
>>11363580
>Both my tributes die in the bloodbath
FUCK OFF
>>11363580
Celestia, what is that smell? I might become sick...
>>11363580
>Araragi falls to his knees and covers his face with his hands, trying to stop the bleeding
Y-You didn't need to do that...!
>>11363649
>both
Kys
>>11363580
Nope, nope aaaand nope. Don't feel like using any of this crap Next bag! Hopefully it has some good snacks in it...
Furry fight.
>>11363649
Guess you need to find better tributes :^)
WHERE IS
>>11363680
Grooooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
>>11363680
>They're not the comfiest thing in the world, but they'll do. Plus, it's seasonal!
>>11363680
>Gordon rides his way to victory
>>11363704
whoever you are i love you
>>11363680
It seems I have commited a grave error.
Underestimating my foes.
>the legendary avafag killer bleeds out
>such a shameful display
>>11363520
If you are hoping for me to let my guard down by claiming to be someone you are not, unfortunately for you it will not work. I am too wary of believing the claims of a stranger and letting them sway my judgement.
A warrior who underestimates their opponents does not live very long. If you were my child then I would expect you to know that basic rule of combat.
>>11363723
Ok asgore
>>11363723
>
>>11363686
KUUKO
>>11363680
Eh? This grape fruit isn't right, it has someone attached to it. Hey, get outta here, I need this for-
>It was a trap, ending with Mordred's defeat.
>>11363680
>A canon event for 10K!
Man I get the weirdest feeling of Deja vu...
>Jamming a metal bar into a locked door, he hefts his weight against it and breaks the car open.
Jackpot!
>He starts to dig through bags that were left behind.
Watch out for a sentient toaster pastry.
What is it with Fyxe punching random animals?
>>11363580
Frustrating.
>>11363757
>You could try telling them this is all a big misunderstanding, but running seems like the much better option.
>>11363757
>Without so much as opening the letter, it disappears into the trash bin beside her.
I have no time to read these perverts' creepy notes of adoration.
>>11363757
Really, a fucking hook?
>>11363757
Umm, tanks... I'm sure this will come in handy in some way at some point in time...
>>11362716
KILLER QUEEN
>>11363757
>10K cannot stop laughing with glee as he manages to stand properly while holding it.
This. Is. Awesome.
She's not a fan of sandwiches either.
Mokou, are you sure that's a good idea
>>11363757
Simply asserting my alpha status, nothing fancy.
>>11363852
Hey! What did I do to deserve that? Now there's sand in me eyes!
>>11363852
>Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.
>You have no idea what you just did, but it was kinda fun.
>>11363852
>Mitski shrugd and she pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
>>11363852
GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>11363852
>10K is unable to hear the people raiding his camp.
>He's standing right outside of it, firing the gun off randomly and laughing heartily.
>Finally setting it down to rest, he turns around to find his camp in ruins.
Oh crap...
>>11363852
Can I make a wish in here? It's that kind of fountain, right? Why else would it have fairies in it.
Things are going pretty slow at the moment. Hopefully everything will speed up soon.
>>11363936
Just like slicing a fine cheese!
>>11363936
>Sadly,Gordon will never go back to black Mesa.
>>11363936
>>11363950
>Speaking of fine cheese, as the man slashed your stomach open, a whole waterfall of half-digested cheese and stomach acid spills on the ground in front of you as you die. The smell is indescribable.
>>11363733
Oh C'mon! It's me, Mordred! I joined your crappy round table only to betray you, cause revolution and mess everything up. Should I put the armor that is totally cooler than yours? And you're a dumbass if you expect me to take some guy with a gun or a school girl seriously, this is stupid, you're stupid.
>>11363936
I'm not a dung beetle! I'm a cockroach, and proud of it!
Yeah, I don't think touching something called a ding dongs would be good either.
Wallace steals the food of food.
Thanks Gilgamesh
>>11364016
>Democracy using a drone to spy
Pottery.
>>11364016
Pastry pizza, a winning combination indeed.
>>11363936
>With her eyes closed and mind drifting, Mitsuki walks into him, immediately waking up. She shudders a bit, and then slaps him across the face.
S-Stupid pervert, don't touch a vulnerable girl in her sleep!
>>11364016
>Mitsuki has trouble aiming for the ass' chest, and instead simply closes her eyes and hopes that the knife lands somewhere in her target.
>>11364016
Bye-bye!
>>11364016
>>11364046
>Despite being able to survive a nuclear attack, Shrek's scent quickly ogrewhelms the humble garbage-gatherer
>>11363994
My apologizes, but your words still have no meaning to me.
You will have to excuse me. I have duties to perform elsewhere. I sincerely hope by the time I return that your senses will have as well.
Don't know much about Fate, but that event with Gilgamesh seems to be just right.
I'm new here. And I have some question.
Do you have list of avas to take?
>>11363936
>>11364039
>Araragi rubs the cheek Mitsuki slapped for no reason
I didn't do anything to you... Shouldn't you be thanking me for that?
>>11364016
>Araragi has Shinobu drink more than the normal share of his blood to enhance his vampiric abilities
I don't think it's enough to face someone like her...
>>11364102
You can ava whoever you want, but it's wise to ask beforehand if they're currently in use.
>>11364098
Why.
>>11364098
I get it, I get it... I take it back, I won't say something like that about anyone's mother, just make him shut up.
>>11364098
>half life 3 is now cancelled
>>11364102
Just ask around if xxxxx or yyyy are taken. Maybe the previous owner could be lurking and tells you its alright
>>11364098
Ah, sailor, I believe I shall be taking this. Let us be honest, you lack the proper storage for such a treasure anyway.
>>11364016
This little building doesn't look good, there's weird noises in it too... Best torch it and get outta dodge.
>>11364098
S-shit... No other options!
>Sliding to a stop, 10K kicks the side of a box which falls over him with a light 'thump' and looks very inconspicuous.
Not a lot today.
>>11364107
You -nearly- touched me with those grubby paws of yours. Next time, keep them at bay, got that?
>>11364086
How can one man...woman, be in so much denial? First Arthur pretends to be a super hero of justice then this crap happens. Tch...
>>11364138
My tugboat is good enough for that treasure, so it's mine!
>runs over to take back try and take it back
>>11364138
>>11364179
>that typo
>whoopsidoodles
>>11364160
>he screams in agony, falling to his knees and clutching his face.
WHY?! What did I do wrong?
>>11364116
>>11364137
Thank anons
Hey, an Arena event!
...It sucks.
>>11364160
Oh come on!
>Araragi grabs the vending machine and starts shaking it in an attempt to get his drink
>>11364165
I don't think I should promise you that, in all honestly I don't think that's a promise I would be able to keep.
>>11364212
No problem. Welcome to HG!
My dudes can I get an invite to the hosting discord? I made like 3 codes (including the famous HOTELLO) and did an event, so I'm pretty much really important.
>cries
>>11364227
But Rin chan. You're cancerous.
>>11364233
>hugs
Anon, it's going to be okay. You've gotten through much worse before.
>>11364227
Only if I get a kissu from you.
>>11364179
You may have it.
If your tugboat moors at my vessel in the skies.
>>11364227
>Leaking Hoshi's DMs
>Asking for an invite to Hoshi's discord
:thinking:
>>11364227
nah
faggot
>>11364252
Are you seriously implying the hosting discord isn't????
>>11364262
>kissy
Special edition one
>>11364272
Hoshi isn't that spiteful my dude
>>11364281
Awful rude, I can see why you only have shit hosts in the hosting discord now
'Tis another night.
>>11364295
>Hoshi
>Not spiteful
Pick one
>>11364258
>The anon you hugged was actually a witch!
>You may want to find a safe room quickly
>>11364296
H-He hacked my lightsaber, d-didn't he...? I-It wasn't working properly...
>>11364227
Do you have references?
At long last, the feast.
...It also sucks.
>>11364312
I pick Hoshi, my e-bf
>>11364331
Maybe you're just trash, Nii-chan.
>>11364222
>10K continues to hide under his box.
>They pass by and don't give him a second thought.
>>11364296
>He uh... still hasn't left the box.
>It silently shuffles around.
I can't believe this is working....
>>11364359
>10K seems unaware there's even a feast.
>>11364359
If Robbie wins, I pick him up as an ava
>ywn be Karen's Nii-chan
I just want to give her all the attention in the world tbqh
>>11364359
Yeah I think Beowulf has balls big enough to win.
>>11364331
Looks like you'll need my help Koyomi. Hitagi healing!
>She prods your back
>>11364296
>>11364331
What? No. I didn't hack your lightsaber. I'd only hack it if you did some bad shit, that's uh, that's how much of a cliché I am. I don't even take any risks. Even though I'm like 99% sure lightsabers can't be hacked.
But I guess that just shows, y'know, I'm uh, I'm better than you at lightsaber dueling. Sorry.
>>11364378
>Araragi gets up and throws the malfunctioning lightsaber at his little sister's head
Don't make fun of me!
>>11364394
Do it anyways.
>>11364314
>doesn't
>>11364394
here's one from the last robbie
These leopards are gonna go extinct.
2 for 1, baby.
>>11364332
'course, look up the Soirée. Critically acclaimed event, best one ever. Forget Prom, Soirée is where it's AT
Which avafag/ava do you miss HG?
>>11364224
You intend of staying perverted, like all other men? Tch, there truly is no difference between any of you.
>No longer paying him any heed, Mitsuki returns to reading as she's been taken out of the competition.
>>11364418
>>11364415
You know what, I can see having fun with him. I'm gonna start building a folder!
>>11364416
Starting with this.
>>11364465
Jesus christ
So are the bears.
Oh god there's raptors now
Toaster strudels are nasty tb.h
>>11364432
Hmm, yes, well, I will set your resume off to the side with the others for now, and I will get to reviewing it within 3-5 business days. If your credentials are to my satisfaction, we can proceed to the next step in the hiring process, though if I am especially impressed with your previous work experience and abilities, there is a possible chance of being hired on the spot. Thank you, and have a pleasant day Ms. Rin.
>>11364414
>She closes her eyes upon impact and falls to the floor, landing on her butt. Right away she rubs her head with both hands.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Y-you didn't have to do that, Nii-chan. I'm just trying to help you to know the reason why you were eliminated from the game.
>>11364408
I'm going to be okay...
>Araragi grabs the arm Hackerman severd off
He just scratched me a little bit.
>>11364409
How can you be so sure? Did you try to do it before? I bet you did, and you succeeded.
>>11364438
I won't deny I am a pervert, but I can control myself! I was just joking, so don't take that so seriously.
>>11364480
Asgore I hope you know that I'm autistic enough to come back to this in 3-5 business days.
>when the 2 tributes you were rooting for die in the same slide
fug
I havnt showered in a few days.
Who likes stinky pussy?
>>11364518
And I hope you know I have no power to invite.
>>11364518
Can confirm, ri:b: is pretty autistic.
>>11364525
>Liking a wrestling meme shitter
>Liking Mokou (I like her, but that's another topic)
>>11364514
Well since you're okay you won't be needing any help with proclaiming your love in a duel? At least you're not disruptive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
>>11364418
>Popping up from the box, 10K smashes down with a sledge hammer.
Oh... Shit. That wasn't a Z...
>10K drops the hammer and books it.
>>11364525
Oh... Well most things aren't working since this all started so I bet this won't do anything.
>Ka-chunk
See? Nothing.
>He shrugs and wanders off.
I want to fuck Rin.
>>11364514
W-Well, uh, no, you're wrong there, too. I didn't actually know that lightsabers were a functioning technology until today -- always thought of them as sticking to the movies, y'know? Or as plastic toys for the little ones, so that they can pretend to be "defenders of the galaxy" or whatever.
So yeaaah, I think we can safely rule you out as being a victim of hacking. Hell, I mean, I'm still getting used to these things, so maybe you'll get better too. I don't know.
>>11364556
But unlike Seth, Beowulf's actually kinda cool.
>>11364525
Crap. Well how about uh...the guy with the goggles? Yeah, that one.
>>11364537
Suz is that you?
Thanks, I really didn't wanna save big chested furrys onto my computer.
>>11364556
I was only rooting for them since their wincards would be easy to make
>>11364543
we started this rp
we're finishing it boy
>>11364550
don't be rude
>>11364597
Suz hasn't showered in months
>>11364537
Smelly girls are my fetish.
>>11364494
You just called me trash! How is that helping?! You're just taking the chance to make fun of me!
>>11364561
H-Huh?! Hey wait a minute, that's not what I was doing or what I plan to do anytime soon!
>>11364585
I'm not ruling myself out as a victim of some sort of hacking, I know you did something to have an advantage, so tell me, what was it? What did you do?
>>11364514
The guy that nearly groped me is telling me to stop taking things so seriously?
>She replies with her eyes glued to the page, not giving him a single hint towards the fact that she was paying attention to anything he said.
That's rich.
The final 3 are revealed this slide. I smell a winner close by.
>>11364614
Post more hilarious DM screencaps faggot
>>11364614
Fuck, I'm a hiring manager now.
>>11364621
You know she's forced to shower from time to time.
>>11364640
Nii-chan stop thinking inside the box! The reason why I called you trash is so you can figure out it was your own fault because you're too weak for the arena. Nobody hacked you and no one used traps on you! You died because you're trash.
>>11364589
Thanks always nice to meet a fa-
>>11364571
>Suddenly Beowulf just drops dead
>>11364657
from whom?
>>11364659
See you in a week
>>11364610
Oh man, AND the flashlight works?!
>He clicks it on and off several times, one of which is straight into his eyes, blinding him.
F-fuck!
>>11364656
Thanks but... What am I gonna do with this?
>>11364686
10K still seems oblivious to this fact, somehow.
I think this game has been running long enough, so let's just skip the peace. Winner up next, place those bets.
Or don't. Doesn't really matter.
>>11364640
So you want someone to come along and sweep me off my feet? You're so mean. If I was Koyomi I would step to the plat and destroy anyone who would dare challenge my love.
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
>>11364708
my money's on blowback dragon.
>>11364700
>The kid fuckin forgot to make his last comment a greentext. He feels REALLY stupid about this.
>>11364708
OH! It's the box!
>10K ducks under it once more.
>>11364736
I think he just got gunned down, dude.
>>11364693
>Hangs self in office.
The winner is...
>>11364640
I didn't do anything, man. I know that my title in the arena might cause you to think otherwise, but uh, nope, no hacks here. See? I don't even have any of the tools that I would need to "hack" your lightsaber.
>Hackerman pulls out all of his pockets, showing off the cloth inside -- empty, save a few bits of lint.
J-Just don't do anything rash in retaliation. It wouldn't be very smart of you.
>>11364731
To find a reason to keep on living, our inner peace. Besides, Costa Rica isn't too bad.
10K! GG. What's your source
>>11364754
>Whipping out his trusty slingshot, he quickly fires several small metal objects which spark upon connecting with the metal, detonating them.
It was him or me...
>He allows a brief smile.
>>11364792
The gay zombie invasion.
>>11364792
Z-Nation.
>>11364792
>>11364804
>thumbs up
Here's this
>>11364792
>>11364824
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11364648
Stop accusing me of crimes I didn't commit! I didn't grope you and I didn't even try to! You bumped into me!
>Araragi notices that the girl hasn't taken her eyes away form the book while making her baseless accusations
Are you... Are you even listening to me...?
>>11364681
I don't need your help to figure that out, so stop calling me weak and trash!
>>11364711
T-That's not what I meant! It's just that it seems like a scenario straight out of a cheesy movie, and I don't think it could actually happen.
>>11364756
Okay... I'm not fully convinced... But I will let you off the hook for now.
and that.
done.
>>11364792
Congratulations Mr. 10K and thanks for hosting!
>>11364792
Hey that's me! Congratulations Me!
>>11364824
Thanks for hostin! Man that was fun!
>>11364830
Okay, okay I'll stop but I only wanted to be sure that you remember it.
Hosting in 10 minutes.
>>11364792
>>11364855
Congratulations to you, Sir.
>>11364824
And my thanks to you.
>>11364792
>>11364824
Thankaranya for hosto bosot and congrats to the soldier! He'll love the prize.
>>11364792
Congrats. and thanks for hosting
>>11364830
Yeah, yeah. Sure I am.
>She waves her hand in the air, motioning for him to keep on talking, yet still doesn't take her gaze off the printed letters for even a second.
>>11364824
The kid did it after all, huh? Good, I could get used to watch this.
Remember to fight for your favorite faction.
Here's the remaining 9 as a reminder.
>I should start taking the next hosting que before the game finishes.
>>11364866
>when you can't join because you have to go to sleep
>>11364754
>>11364804
>Hackerman doesn't even know what hit him. He only manages to hear a few clings from the collision before his chance at an actual, godforsaken victory is cut short. Shortly afterwards, he reappers outside of the arena next to 10K and the Blowback Dragon, their pedestal positions decided. He slowly extends the offer of a handshake to 10K, a defeated and pitiful smile on his face.
Great job, man. You fucked me real good.
Congrats.
>>11364830
>Hackerman pushes his pockets back in and pulls his hoodie over his head.
Yeah, thanks, man. I've got other stuff to do now, so uh, j-just don't stab me in the back when I'm not looking, alright? See ya.
>>11364824
And uh, thanks for the game, by the way.
>>11364901
Oh we have factions? Which one should I join? Hmmm...
>>11364912
>hosting que
God the nostalgia
>>11364912
in english please
>>11364901
I don't really like any of these.
Give me a recommendation, and I might join up.
>>11364828
>>11364844
>>11364855
>>11364871
>>11364880
>>11364894
>>11364922
>Thanks for being here
>>11364830
What If I told you there was someone who was talking about defiling a poor maiden such as I? You know you can always tell me if somethings wrong
>>11364824
Thanks for hosto
>>11364901
None of these seem worthy enough for me to invest my time into fighting for.
>>11364901
I can't fight for my faction if there isn't a battle to fight in.
>>11364931
the nostalgia of what
we very rarely had games all the time
dead hours on /b/ were 8 long hours without a game, sometimes we didn't even have a thread
remove your rose tinted goggles asgore
>>11364943
>hosto
NO
NO
FUCK
NO
>>11364961
>all this bullshit
>>11364938
Je devrais commencer a prendre le prochain que hebergement avant que le jeu se termine
>>11364958
what nigger?
look with your eyes lmao
>>11364866
>>11364961
what the fuck are you talking about
Asgore? I'm talking about 2015 /b/ games you double nigger, not 2016/2017? /b/ he came from
>>11364866
New thread?
>>11364857
I'm not going to remember one of your lies, in fact I already forgot about it, what was it?
>>11364896
Hmm... You know what? Maybe I SHOULD grope you, I wonder if that way you would stop looking at that book while I talk to you.
>>11364943
If there was someone thinkiing about doing that, I would I would punch him until he chaged his mind.
>>11364912
I'll be hosting after Yuno actually, I'm sorry.
Tonight will be a two faction game special, because it's a holiday.
>>11364961
Try again, it's not possible for me to have nostalgia for something I never experienced.
>>11364985
the joke is that asgore thinks he's an oldfag when he's not
fits you perfectly since you don't know shit about 2015
>>11365006
>I'll host after you then, Baron
Where did this semen demon go?
>>11365017
I was there in 2015 too and you're full of shit.
>>11365003
I was telling you that you're trash and your body mass can't be compared to the others participants.
>>11365019
is you high
>>11365028
Hey, whaddup?
>>11365003
I would not recommend trying that if you value those fingers on your hand.
>>11365017
I guess I didn't join in 2015, thanks for the intel
>>11365036
>I thought the other faction guy was Baron.
>Unless Yuno spoke in a mixture of First and Third person in the post that I replied to.
>>11365041
My dick.
>>11365017
Except I don't.
>>11364967
It seemed cute at the time.
>>11365003
Ooh my hero Koyomi! I knew you were the man that you are, I'll let him know or point him out when he appears.
>>11364983
Oh shit, you're right. I uh... Well obviously I knew, I was just messing with you. Heh.
I'm very tired.
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