HG THREAD

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Thanks fur titty monster for the thread, I didn't even notice nearing image limit.

>>11360235
Now do it in Spanish.

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dan kuroto SHIN

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The Spanish was too much. He couldn't handle it.

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>>11360255
>Cruzando la cuarta pared es una de las cosas que usted hace el mejor de los casos, como está haciendo caso omiso de la hipnosis. Te sumerjas más allá del péndulo y abrazo Fyxe.
>Y ahí está.
>El reencuentro más grande en la historia de HG. Neigh, el mayor momento. No obtiene mejor que esto. No va a ser mejor. En algún momento, quizás durante la 5ª o 6ª releer este post en 4chan thread general que parece que no puede dejar de ir a y publicar en, un pensamiento le ocurre. Usted piensa que con una sensación de alivio, este es el lugar. Lo hicimos. Este post triunfo acaba retroactivamente reivindicó el largo y arduo camino detrás de él. Después de cada bache en el camino, cada contratiempo, cada persistente duda sobre la dirección de los juegos, cada vez que su waifu maldito obtuvo el eje, todo eso acabo arrasó en el parpadear de un ojo lloroso por la mayor RP puesto que has experimentado.
>Puede finalmente decir con absoluta convicción que ha valido la pena. Tiene todo pagado. Todos los caminos no importa cuán traicionero le trajo a esta gloria. Cada chica anime oscuro, cada batshit discordia traición, todo ese material, por lo que la junta sekrit /hga/ mierda, cada bit de dudosa la prestidigitación narrativa forzada, todos ustedes saben ahora insoportable fue diseñado con precisión para conseguir este singular, magnífico resultado. Te gustaría ser sorprendido en retrospectiva por estos escandalosos hazañas de multi-thread extravagancia de rol si no estaban todavía atravesado por la retroactividad en vista de la progresión de la RP. Y la mandíbula conviene golpear el suelo por ahora.
>Ahora estás en tu... ¿qué es? 1st, quizás 2 año de ir a HG? Has perdido la pista, y no importa. ¿Cuál es la prisa, le pregunto. ¿Qué es el daño en el camping en este puesto durante un período más largo. ¿Qué otra cosa va? Quizá es hora de que nos enfrentamos a los hechos. Esto es realmente todo lo que tienes.
>Esta es tu vida.

>>11360285
I blame Claire for the alcohol

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>>11360276
what are you doing?

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>>11360285
>Frankly, that was for the better after translating that one essay for the entire die.

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>>11360288

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>>11360295
>Day. You meant, day.

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NOW we're moving! Winner coming right up! Who will survive highschool?

>>11360288
Okay I laughed pretty hard.

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>>11360314
Save us Saitama...

WANNA SEE THE MAYOR'S COPYPASTA GET BLACKED?

>>11360335
Do it

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I wish it was that easy.

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>>11360344
What a poser... I can't believe it.

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>>11360338
ALRIGHT.
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE.
>Crossin tha fourth wall is one of tha thangs you do tha best, as is ignorin hypnosis. Yo ass dive past tha pendulum n' gangbang Fyxe.
>And there it is.
>Da top billin reunion up in HG history. Neigh, tha top billin MOMENT. Well shiiiit, it do not git betta than all dis bullshit. Well shiiiit, it WILL NOT git betta than all dis bullshit fo' realz. At some point, possibly durin tha 5th or 6th reread of dis post on tha 4chan thread general which you can't seem ta stop goin ta n' postin in, a thought occurs ta you, biatch. Yo ass be thinkin wit a sense of relief, dis is dat shit. We made dat shit. This one-post triumph has just retroactively vindicated tha long n' arduous trip behind it fo' realz. Afta every last muthafuckin bump up in tha road, every last muthafuckin setback, every last muthafuckin naggin doubt bout tha games' direction, every last muthafuckin FUCKING time yo' waifu gots tha shaft, all of dat just gots wiped away up in tha blink of a tearful eye by tha single top billin RP post you have eva experienced.

>Part 1/2

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And the winner is....

>>11360353
>wrong about the winner twice in a row
Lmaoing at your life.

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Placements

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>>11360357
>Yo ass can finally say wit absolute conviction dat itz all been worth dat shit. Well shiiiit, it has all paid off fo' realz. All roadz no matta how tha fuck treacherous brought you ta dis glory. Every obscure anime girl, every last muthafuckin batshiznit Discord betrayal, all dat sekrit board stuff, tha /hga/ shit, every last muthafuckin bit of dubious forced narratizzle legerdemain, ALL of it you now realize was designed wit excruciatin precision ta bust dis singular, magnificent result. You'd be blown away up in hindsight by these shockin featz of multi-thread roleplayin extravagizzle if you weren't still transfixed by tha retroactizzle view of tha RP progression. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And yo' jaw would be hittin tha floor by now if not fo' tha leagues-deep sense of tranquilitizzle wellin inside yo' bosom now dat you know HGz audacious promise has been utterly fulfilled alllll muthafuckin day.
>Yo ass is now tha fuck into your... what tha fuck is it, biatch? 1st, maybe 2nd year of goin ta HG, biatch? You've lost track, n' it don't matter n' shit. Whatz tha hurry, you wonder n' shit. Whatz tha harm up in campin on dis post fo' a while longer n' shit. What else do you have goin on, biatch? Maybe itz time we faced tha facts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This is truly all you have.
>This is yo' LIFE.

>Part 2/2

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>>11360357
I can't breathe...

>>11360367
I know I'm always making the wrong decisions, but I can't help but do it anyway. This is how I live.

>>11360369
The game was super hyper funny. Thanks for hosting! and... Grats to the sugar daddy, I guess.

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5 days and 3 nights without deaths.
Real highschool has more death.

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What do you make of this?

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>>11360390
As long as the viewers liked it, that's all that matters. Gotta keep practicing and honing my craft

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>>11360369
>You thank the host.

>>11360357
>>11360384
>Yo ass dive past tha pendulum n' gangbang Fyxe.
>every last muthafuckin bit of dubious forced narratizzle legerdemain
>Yo ass is now tha fuck into your... what tha fuck is it, biatch?
>Maybe itz time we faced tha facts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.
I'm on the verge of tears, Jesus Christ.

>>11360437
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>11360462
https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo

>>11360405
i like it

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Ded

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Anyone up for a cuppa and some wensleydale cheese on a nice cream cracker?

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>>11360569
HE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY THE UNDERTAKER NOW HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES. GET HIM

>>11360564
that's gay

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>>11360564
>You still feel very much alive, though. Es una buena sensación.
>What?

>>11360569
Por favor,

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>>11360574
Oh er, I'm just speaking in my native tongue, no need to be so superstitious. Why not have some earl grey tea to cool the nerves?

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...!

>Sounds of a shrub being beaten is heard, as if it's inciting anyone near it to venture near it and see what's happening in it

>tfw the voice actor of Grommit died
Fucking sad.

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>>11360604
>You take the hint.

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>>11360599
Splendid!
>Brings over a cup of steaming tea along with the cheese and crackers
Help yourself, there's enough cheese to last a fortnight.
>>11360603
Oh Gromit, I didn't expect you to be at the same destination I was, lad. Nice to see a familiar face though.
>>11360604
Huh, that's odd...

Can you guys stop being so homo?

>>11360641
>sucks your dick
No.

>>11360641
Why do you care so much what other men do with their dicks and butts? Are you gay?

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What the hell is going on now

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>>11360631
>A fortnight for the man, certainly. A fortsecond for you as you devour all the cheese and crackers. And tea.
>And the teacup, too, for good measure.

>>11360641
>You retort that it'd be easier if the man wasn't around, issuing him a SICK BURN.

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Oh, umm...H-hello! H-how are you...?

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>>11360624
>>11360631
>The little noise was being made by a little girl trying to search for somethig within the shrub, probably for berries and other little fruits, she doesn't seem to notice the people that are now near her

>>11360666
Sup.
I'm good.

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>>11360666
You are a complete nervous wreck, woman. You are asking the wrong questions here. How are YOU instead?

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>>11360666
Hello fine lady, how've you been doing?

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>>11360664
Oh my. Very big appetite you got there, huh?
>He looks back at the platter the meal was served on, not a single crumb or cup remained
Very big indeed.
>>11360670
Hello there young lass, have you perhaps lost something in these bushes?

What happened to Spooky Ougi?

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>>11360673
Ah, t-that's good!
>Mikan smiles.

>>11360683
Umm...I-i'm doing fine! I-i'm just..umm...hanging around here...

>>11360686
I-i'm doing just fine...

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>>11360670
>It appears a girl is scavenging within the bush for food or something. You tap her on the shoulder and present her with the HALF-EATEN TEACUP. If it worked for you, it may work for her. At least, until it hits her small intestine.

>>11360700
>You burp your agreement and get to work chewing on the platter. Due to your VERY PITIFUL TEETH, however, you don't make much progress.

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>>11360706
Hanging around here, shaking like a herd of cows and sweating as much. You can stop shivering because it's not cold at all.


>(She says while covered in thick clothes and a hooded cloak)

>>11360706
Girl, you need a haircut.

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>>11360700
>Suddenly the girl looks up at the man, then looking at the floor before finally answering him
Not really, I'm looking for berries.

>>11360720
>She looks at the HALF-EATEN TEACUP, before laying her hand on it and pushing it gently back at the stranger, clearly giving him the message of "No thanks"

>You here many voices in the distance.
>They sound... unhappy.

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>>11360747
>That doesn't sound like god at all, the girl thought, before choosing to ignore the sounds, clearly too frightened to deal with them.

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>>11360747
>Catching the sound of rambling and grumpiness, her normally flattened ears perk up as she instintively reaches down her pockets for something. Seconds later she removes her hand from said pocket, keeping her fist tightly clenched

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>>11360745
>She refuses the teacup. That's understandable, since you've already eaten half of it, and no one wants half-eaten food. You present her with the PRISTINE METAL SERVING TRAY instead.

>>11360747
>Well now it's a bloody party, isn't it? You sigh, roll your eyes, and wait for this gaggle of rapscallions to show up and ruin the mood.

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>>11360738
W-well...I-i'm not shivering...I-i'm just...umm...timid...and shy...

>>11360742
B-but I like my hair...

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>>11360771
>Yet again the girl repeats her actions, pushing the PRISTINE METAL SERVING TRAY back to the stranger, before finally speaking up
Don't these need to have food on them?

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>>11360776
I see can see that and smell it. You are a long way from home, outsider. I am quite surprised you managed to get here without being torn limb from limb.

You know if you wait here a few moments that might just happen...Trouble is coming.

Tournament anon
Where the fuck are you?

Pls come back

>>11360776
But it's all different lengths.

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>>11360720
>He pries the platter away from the hungry thing, having a difficult time doing so as it was very willful.
Now now, you eat things ON the them, not the platter itself.
>He goes to put it away, double checking on his secret cheese stash to make sure the hooded figure hadn't gotten to it.
>>11360745
Berries ay? Well I just got the perfect idea to help you with that!
>He goes away for a few minutes as mechanical tools are heard during his absence. He brings back what seems to be a woven basket with mechanical arms on a set of wheels
Introducing: The fruit gatherer-omatic!

if dubs i kill myself

O-o-o-o-oh, I'm s-s-s-s-ss-so nervous....
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-look at how nervo-ous I-I am...

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>>11360781
>Well, yes, but you already ate all the actual food that came with them. This is the best you can offer, unless the girl wants you to regurgitate the cheese and crackers into her mouth like a mother bird feeding her young.

>>11360807
>Well, there goes the platter. Now you have nothing to offer the girl besides hopes and dreams.
>Wait. You smell cheese. Where is it, where is it, WHERE IS IT?!

>>11360812
Don't bully her, anon.
She's doing her best.

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>>11360786
I-i see...B-but i've been here before s-so I know what I'm expecting...

>>11360804
T-that is true...So umm...If I were to cut my hair, w-what style would be best...?

>>11360760
>>11360761
>>11360771
The sounds grow louder, closer. It's no small number of voices either, easily in the thousands. They all seem to be uttering the same word.

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(Anyone have plans for hosting?)

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>>11360807
>She looks at the strange contraption with a mixed reaction, half confusion and half amazement, the name implies that it'll collect fruit
Would this help me get some berries from the bushes around here?

>>11360825
...Hello?
>She says staring at the stranger who seems to be thinking about something very hard, the girl seems to want this awkward moment to be avoided
Let's start again, I'm Marjane, and you are?

>>11360856
>She plants her hands on her ears, before walking a bit away from the voices.

>>11360845
I'm not a stylist, but maybe not something too butch, eh?

>>11360861
Go for it.

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>>11360856
>Tsumiki hears the voices and goes into a state of fright.
W-who's there?! What's g-going on?!

>>11360861
Send me a template and I can do it.

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>>11360845
Do you know, woman? What if I told you that I could rip your head off and crush it like a ripe plum before you had time to scream your lungs empty, would you believe me?

>To illustrate this, she removes one of her gloves, revealing a surprisingly delicate hand with larger than usual black nails that reflect the light of the moon above them. The nails start to grow larger and bigger..Along with the hand they're attached to.

>>11360861
We don't need your pity games.

>>11360883
Then leave. You can have no games everywhere else.

>>11360861
I love you.

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>>11360856
>You look down at an imaginary watch and tap your non-imaginary foot. You're getting impatient waiting for this motley crew to show up.

>>11360861
I believe you're in the clear.

>>11360873
>Pardon? She said Mary Jane is her name? That's, like, your favorite name!
>You introduce yourself as the Mayor of Cantown, a beacon of democratic leadership.

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>>11360874
O-oh...o-okay...I'll keep t-that in mind...

>>11360880
>Mikan looks at the hand and has the most terrified look on her face.
....O-oh my...!!

>>11360861
I love you Mitsuki.

>>11360288
9/10 spanish

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>>11360825
>He sees the clothed creature perking up, suspecting the existence of the inventor's cheese stash.
>He quickly takes the box of finely aged curdled milk and tries his best to sneak out of the area unnoticed. Unfortunately, gouda feta was among the various cheeses, making a noxious odor that would grab the attention of any dairy connoisseur
>>11360873
Why yes! Simply set it down near the nearest shrub with a abundance of berries and it'll do what it does best.
>He places the machine down and presses a button on the back. It perks up to life as it heads to one of the various bushes, picking off the edible berries before placing it in it's basket and throwing away the inedible ones
A cracking job if I do say so myself!

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>>11360902
>>11360856

>As quick as the show of terror erupted, as quick it subsides. Her hand back to being small and definitely more humanlike, she turns her attention to the oncoming sound

Unless the sound of blood and deathrattles interest oyu, I suggest youleave. Now.

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(If you're lurking, you have 5 minutes to come out before I make the entry.)

>>11360928
>Mikan's fear subsides slowly.
Well...I-i'm a nurse so...I'm used to blood...

>>11360288
this spanish is painful to read

>>11360940
>sets the cocl

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>>11360940

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>>11360952
>goddamnit, i forgot exiting equals removed picture.

>>11360940
Cute.

>>11360940
I thought you died.

>>11360963
>>11360940
>*clock

>>11360940
Expect to be hosted over.

>The noise has reached a fever pitch, it seems like it is right above you, but nobody can be seen. It's almost deafening; you can finally make out the noise clearly.
>It sounds like...
>Booing.

>>11360991
It sounds like boring?

>>11360991
Roman Reigns ava?

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>>11360940
I'm ready anytime.

>>11360989
No one can be this retarded.

>>11361016
underrated post

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>>11360940

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>>11360952
>>11360979
I do not believe you. How can a quivering, cravenous sheep like you possibly can withstand the sight of blood?

...I'll see it myself if you are a liar or not soon enough. There's battle coming.

>>11360940
>kissu

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>>11360922
>THAR SHE BLOOOOOOOWS!
>You tackle the man to the ground and claw at the cheese he's holding, your hunger overtaking your sanity.

>>11360991
>You feel the exact same way after how long this entrance is taking.

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First 36.

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>>11360288
This is beautiful.

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>>11360895
>She smiles at the mayor, knowing that there's an action civilization around here
Really? Where is it?

>>11360922
>She claps as the machine succeeds, looking at the berries with a hungry look, before looking at the man
May I take some of the berries?

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>>11361046
Wallace

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>>11361046
Captain Luna

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>>11361046
Julia Douglas

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>>11361046
Beowulf

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>>11361046
Hackerman

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>>11361046
Daddy Assgore

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>>11361031
A-alright then...
>The nurse awkwardly smiles
Umm...G-good luck!

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>>11361046
Aron

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>>11361046
Anonymoo

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>>11361046
Saber

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>>11361046
Mayor of Cantown

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>>11361046
Elias Ainsworth

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>>11361046
Mordred

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>>11361046
Berkut

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>>11361046
Marjane Satrapi

>189

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>>11361046
Tack

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>>11361046
Jack Frost

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>>11361046
U.B

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>>11361046
Mikan Tsumiki

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>>11361046
Araragi Koyomi

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>>11361046
Yomika

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>>11361046
Velouria

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>>11361046
Araragi Karen

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>>11361046
Ryougi Shiki

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>>11361046
FYXE

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>>11361046
Vince

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>>11361046
Zacharie

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>>11361046
>The booing reaches an unbearable level but suddenly cuts out.
>All that's left is a single figure, standing alone.

"Uh.. Hey."
"I'm back."

(Roman Reigns)

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>>11361046
Deku

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>>11361046
Sabine

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>>11361046
Optimus Prime

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>>11361046
Audino Orgy

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>>11361084
Been waiting for you

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>>11361046
Mouse Princess

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>>11361046
John "Quits His Job" Layfield

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>>11361046
Gascoigne

>>11361104
sup

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>>11361046
Agent 4

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>>11361046
Gilgamesh

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>>11361046
NYEH HEH HEH

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...I'm a shrimp?

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>>11361051
>You point at Cantown, always conveniently located no more than ten feet from you whenever you reference it.

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>>11361084
>>11361111
2/2

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>>11361046
Amber

>>11361084
your mum is a hee-ho

>>11361054
>>11361060
>>11361062
>>11361067
>>11361076
>>11361080
>>11361081
>>11361082
>>11361083
>>11361090
>>11361091
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>>11361096
>>11361101
>>11361105
>>11361127
hi

>>11361104
Oh, shit, I was right.

>>11361133
A coffee shrimp.

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>>11361157
EVENING WULFAMANIC!

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Roster.

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>>11361111
?

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>>11361166

>>11361037
>Wallace kicks the man off of him, before getting back off and starts to run away
You'll never get my blue cheese, you ravenous thing!
>>11361051
But of course, it's was my original motive after all.
>He goes over and picks up the basket by it's handle. The machine however was caught off guard by this and starts flailing around
Now calm down, I just need to shut you o-
>The machine slaps at him with it's gloved hands, repeatedly doing this before Wallace can finally press the off button on the contraption
>He goes and places the berry gatherer-o-matic by her.
Take as much as you need!
>>11361157
A greetings to you too!

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>>11361157
Good afternoon.

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>>11361180
BEOWULF RUNNING WILD!

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>>11361157
What do you want?

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>>11361180
Neat, ho! I'm with a cute nurse girl! This works, ho!

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>>11361188
>D'oh

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>>11361180
>>11361191
Would you please shut your mouth before I do it for you, you insufferable, noisy, boisterous caveman?

>>11361180
Thanks Mitsuki.

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>>11361157
Hey...do you need something?

>>11361180
Looks good, great even.
I'm ready when you are.

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>>11361180
I'm redongo bongo. Let's do this, teammates.

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>>11361180
>You are READY!

>>11361188
>The cheese actually looks yellow to you, but nomenclature aside, you give chase to the man, arms flailing in the air as a ravenous growl escapes your lips.

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>>11361166
>gives the fucc to

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>>11361206
CAVEMAN? PLEASE. I'm the WULFMAN! I'm sure you seen me on TV.

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>>11361180
La la la la la la la LA!

>>11361117
Hey. What did I miss?

>>11361180
Is that JBL? Huh, I thought he just retired...

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>>11361180
I-i'm ready to begin!

>>11361196
>Mikan smiles.
How f-flattering...Heehee...Y-you're cute as well...Probably e-even more cuter than me...

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>>11361180
Must you start at a snail's pace? Get on with it.

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>>11361233
>One post and I've already botched.

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>>11361234
'course I'm cute, hee-ho, I'm a mascot! You're a close second though!

>>11361233
Lot of shitposting, mostly.

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>>11361186
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MORE!

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>>11361180
I am prepared to face any challenge that lies ahead. Begin when you are ready.

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>>11361252
>Mikan smiles and looks like at the mascot with a happy expression.
T-thank you~...

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Then let us begin by sounding the horn.

*toot*

>>11361276
>*looks at
>goddamnit

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>>11361276
Waaaait a moment, I remember you. Is it, hmmm, Tsumiki, ho?

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>>11361229
...As I said, a noisy caveman. Let's find out if you are a better fighter than you are good looking.

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>>11361223
>Wallace ran as fast as he could, but the chaser wasn't letting up. He gets an idea and takes a big roll of cheese out from the box and rolls it away from the both of them, hoping it would take the bait.
>>11361282
Oh why hello there, you pretty thing!

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>>11361282
Gas coin was it? You have a future in the business! Keep in touch.

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>>11361282
I must say, I enjoy the colour choices you have made in your attire.

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>>11361282
D-deku...? Umm...Uhh...y-your hair looks like...uhh...a bramble bush!...
>After a few seconds of silence, Mikan bursts into tears and apologizes profusely.
I-i'm so sorry, I-i didn't mean to hurt your feelings!!

>>11361289
Ah, y-yes! Mikan Tsumiki...t-that's me...

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>>11361295
What was that? I'm good looking? I gotta say, not bad for a caveman.

>>11361295
You just called him a caveman AND good looking. We now know your type. Big burly men.

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>>11361282
>Your new secretary is a bit overdressed for the job, but she seems content residing in Cantown and has some strong determination to succeed in everything according to her resume, so you let her extravagance slide.

>>11361300
>The bait works, and you dive onto the roll of cheese, pinning it to the ground as you devour its face in a hangry rage.

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>>11361282
I'm just trying to make a good impression, something tells me that gettting rid of a human-dog hybrid would help me a lot with that.

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>>11361328
I knew I hee-saw you somewhere before! You have that face I just can't forgot, hee-ho!

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Check 'em

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>>11361330
Right, I forgot to mention that you are indeed a dimwit. If you want to be easy prey in the fight ahead, I sugest you learn to shut it.

>>11361355
What an ironic name.

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>>11361135
>And just like that, her hopes were destroyed, as she looks at the town with a frown
Uh... Looks good.

>>11361188
>>11361201
>She tries to slowly move her hand into the basket, trying not to scare it, before plucking a bunch of berries and holding it close to her as she bites into some of them, trying to say "thank you" to the man with her mouth full

>>11361282
>The first day is always the most confusing way

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>>11361333
>This leaves enough time for Wallace to run into the horizon, successfully escaping the cheese chaser as he devours the gigantic disc of cheddar

>>11361355
Checked.

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>>11361359
I might be a dimwit, but I'm a good looking dimwit. You said it yourself.

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>>11361354
O-oh, really? Heehee...I-i suppose so...

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Some of the contestants debate going to the arcade, others gamble their life at the mercy of a six shooter. Different strokes for different people.

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>>11361331
>>11361387
Acceptable. A low ranking female of my tribe would accept you as her mate, perhaps.

If you could survive her in combat.

>>11361407
If i lose this match i'm going to delete all my ava folders

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>>11361401
Sooo, what has my favorite nurse been doing, hmmm? It's hee-been a while since I have seen ya, ho.

>>11361407
Ya-hoo! Another team, ho!

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>>11361373
No problem, If you need a invention to help you out, you know who to call.
>He shuffles through the various business cards before giving her one that says 'Wallace and Gromit Co." along with a phone number before walking off, going back to his house.

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>>11361407
H-hey, mister...Ummm...A-are you okay..?

>>11361422
>Mikan smiles.
O-oh, I'm doing just fine~...A-and you?

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>>11361407
I-I went to the trouble of killng the dogwoman... Why am I not being showered with praise...?

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>>11361409
Is that an offer, or a challenge?
A-Woo.

>>11361409
You already stated that you find him good looking. No backing out of it.

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>>11361407
>Stops the ucpoming car with one single foot
Hold up! Don't you see the biggest ass-kicking of the century is about to happen here? Me vs this >>11361263 punk here. Now place your bet or move along!

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>>11361373
>You nod excitedly and start pointing out the various landmarks around Cantown: its booming economic district, its central park, its airport, the monument to its founder...

>>11361376
>Skipping past the part where you ate an entire wheel of cheese within a few minutes, you vomit your guts out several hours later, as no person should ever consume that much cheese in such a short period of time.

>>11361407
>There's a sucker born every minute. Or, in this case, a jawbreaker.
>What an apt name, since that's what Roman's going to do to you if he catches you. Run.

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>>11361407
>>11361439
Don't worry Nii-chan, I'll give you all the attention you could ever want with my new routine!

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>>11361441
Give me a show of strength and I might consider it. No sooner and no more.

>>11361444
Water is wet. The sky is blue. Hoshidans are cravenous goats. Are we going to state the obvious all day long?

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Don't be sad that nobody asked you out to Prom. Be glad that you didn't get asked out and subsequently suplexed by the wrestler.

>>11361420
oh no

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>>11361459
That would put all the attention on you... I don't see how that could be of much help...

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>>11361437
Well...long story short, um, I kinda hee-got lost and just finally found this hee-place, ho. It's kinda, um, embarrassing. I'm fine besides that.
>He gulps, tilting his head away from the nurse.
>>11361482
>sadtrumpet.m4

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>>11361482
It hits a little harder than I would like to admit.

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>>11361482
Ohhh...I-I didn't get a prom date...I-i expected that...

>>11361488
Ah, I-i see...People u-usually end up here like that...

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>>11361486
Well, Nii-chan, if I have attention it means that people will like you too! Not because they'll be looking at me and I'm your sister but because I'll be saying your name out loud to cheer you up.

>>11361482
>>11361486
O-or they will run over us with a rented limo.

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>>11361482

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>>11361482
>It was a miracle you found someone as short as you to ask out to Prom. It was also a miracle they somehow crushed you beneath themselves.

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>>11361482
What the- who the hell teached these idiots how to drive? And what is this car made of!? Ngghhh! Youuuuu piece of shi-
>But the enchanted limo runs over the armored knight after she fails to hold up.

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>>11361481
How about I...
>>11361482
>Swinging around Ryougi the wildest there is, was, and ever will be locks his arms around her waist, tossing her into the air and crushing her in a stunning german suplex
HAVE A NICE DAY!

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>>11361482
>>11361527
This is just getting us the wrong kind of attention... I would have prefered to stay ignored.

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The Wulf shows us how to pick up girls.

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>>11361551
>>11361482
>Driving in comfort in a very luxurious limousine, eating the finest meat and drinking the finest wine, she barely noticed the car hitting a ''bump'' in the road.

>She swears she could hear someone shout profanity at her but she was too drunk to hear or even care

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>>11361520
But do not pity me, ho! I, Jack Frost, am the best ever, ho!
>He stands on his tippy toes while still being two or so feet shorter than the nurse.
You got that, hmmm?!

>>11361598
And I'm not lying, ho! I never say a lie!

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>>11361598
>While the rumor is being told to Anonymoo, Mikan shows up.
W-what are you t-talking about...?

>>11361622
Y-yes, I-i understand!

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>>11361598
"Dear diary, that hunky wrestler awooed at me today. I was so embarrassed I had to call him a caveman. I hope he sweeps me off my feet one day so he can hold me in those big, burly arms"
My oh my.

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>>11361598
(Oh good lord what have I done)

...That caveman has been here! Gods will not stop me if he finds out about my stash!

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>>11361637
Good girl.
>He hops up and pats Tsumiki on the head before landing on the ground
Alsoooo, I might've started a rumor that people said you were gay.

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>>11361449
>>11361482
You are certainly eager to pick a fight with me, but if this performance is any indicator then I believe it is not one you would walk away from.

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>>11361650
...You can't read, can you? These are scribbles leading to..something. Or I think they are at any rate.

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>>11361687
>Mikan's eyes widen in shock.
W-wait, what?! W-why?!

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Who knew the Princess had such acting talent hidden inside all along?

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>>11361708
Pfft, I was bored, hee-ho! Come on, it's just a rumor, hee-ho! No one actually believes those!

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>>11361701
Don't worry honey, I wont tell anyone that you call me your "Cutie booty wulfie boo" in here.

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>>11361708
I-i hope not....!!

>>11361720
>Mikan giggles with delight
H-heehee...! I-i am the Queen....

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>>11361720
I've always been able to "transform myself" as it were.

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>>11361604
>Weakly stands up using the sword as support
C-Curse you, luxurious vehicle! This is not the last you hear of me! I swear that-ngh...blughhhh!
>Mordred throws up her lunch right on her helmet.

>>11361696
>You can hear mordred vomiting within her own protective head gear after being run over by a limo
I-Is that you pops? G-Give me just a second...I just need to...uugh...

>>11361759

>first one was for >>11361730

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>>11361733
Before I continue on my hunt: Have you ever had your windpipe squeezed shut until your face turns purple? I have and it is a wonderful sight. And the more you keep on talking, the more I want to do exactly that to you.

Give me back my diary and learn how to read Segnerian and I may yet not tear your spine out with my bare hands, caveman.

>Part of her hoped he would continue mock her

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>>11361759
Hm, you're the playground queen, huh? All bow to the queen, hee-ho!
>He gets on the ground and bows to the nurse.

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>>11361696
>>11361770
5000 yen on the one with the blue dress

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>>11361801
>Mikan giggles.
Y-yes, I became the queen!....S-somehow...

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>>11361799
Jeez, I get it, you're into the kinky stuff.
>Casually he tosses her diary back, crossing his arms in a pout.
Last time this wulfie boo tries to be romantic...

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>>11361832
Hey, we all need a good hee-powerful queen, ho, and you're just the perfect fit, hee-ho! You're strong, you're pretty, you're amazing!
>He stretches a bit
But you hee-already knew that, right?

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I-I get that they flirted back and forth for a bit, but isn't this a bit fast?

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>>11362283
>THAT FUCKING EVENT

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>>11361839
>She is covering her forehead one palm of her head, clearly sporting one mother of a headache while trying to figure out how to deal with this one.

I will deal with you another time if I feel like it. Perhaps tavern harlots are easily woo'ed by your ''charms'', be it that they got low standards or that they are oblivious to your bluster.

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>>11362281
Heehee...! I suppose so...!

>>11362283
>Mikan is in pure shock.
B-but how is this possible..?! W-we've never even interacted!! T-this test must be wrong, I know it!!

>tfw I realize I can't be bothered to read anything that's more than 3 lines nowadays
Fucking end me. I want to read but my brain doesn't allow me anymore.

>>11362283
>>11362332
>one mother of a headache
>MOTHER

>>11362332
Oh damn.
>>11362283
OH DAMN

I just spit jelly beans everywhere.

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>>11361813
>A wet towel and lots of scrubbing after...
...Well I've got news for you buddy, you're gonna lose those 5000 yen because I'm not losing to my dad...again. You're on.

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>>11362283
>>11362321
(Excuse me while I am going to find a thick rope, a sturdy oak tree and a woobly chair.)

>...And then she woke up, screaming and bathing in her sweat. This was a nightmare she would never forget. Her mind made up, the next time he would find the Caveman, she would kill him.

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>>11362343
Hm, you're a mother now, ho? Is it a boy or a girl, ho?

>>11362283
>>11362321
>>11362332
>>11362355
>>11362359
KINO

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>>11361770
Your words have no meaning to me, but perhaps it is just the concussive result of being hit by a car. Regardless, I will not fight you if you are in such a state.

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>>11362283
>>11362321
>>11362366
Jesus Christ I kek'd.

>>11362375
TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS

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>>11362372
I-i'm not even sure if I truly am!! I-i've used one of those pregnancy tests and it came out positive! B-but I've never been with anyone! I-it must be wrong!!

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>>11362283
>>11362332
>>11362366
>Kicking about and falling out of the bed THE WULFMAN is awoken by her screaming
HUH WHAT HUH? Something wrong honey?

>I can't stop fucking laughing holy shit.

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Let's just forget that last slide ever happened.

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>>11362397
Maybe you are hee-like that mother from the holy book, ho. Mary or something, hee-ho. She was a virgin or something who also got pregnant, ho!

>>11362418
ARCADES ARE NOT LAME, HOE

>you will never impregnate your waifu like this
Fuck

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>>11362283
>>11362332
>FUCK ME, MY SIDES

>>11362418
I-I don't like this...I-i get scared easily!!

>>11362432
W-well, I-i'm not sure why a God would want to make someone like me have a child...

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>>11362399
Don't talk to me, caveman. I just had a nightmare of something that I will enver happen for aslong as I life. Come near me again and I will pull out the guts from your soft abdomen and make you eat them.

>Enraged and on the verge of murdering the caveman in cold blood, she leaves, some of her features oddly growing more feral and..dangerous

I love HG sometimes.

>>11362469
It certainly has its moments.

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>>11362469
You come for the games, you stay for the memes.