kpop
nice op
>>11355288
i want to tribute her
>>11355325
no cock no win. dont be shy
>>11355350
it was on tribute discord
my cock is on my head
>>11355356
post some better stuff then
>>11355421
>>11355467
damn, tributing this
Paper love
i want to cum all over chaeyeons butt
why can't I lose my fat hips
lol fatty hips
dont tell minaposter
>>11355601
>>11355630
can you go back to not posting again you fat fuck?
you fat pig maybe you should stop eating dinner too
hormonal balance affects your fat distribution and how much of it you tend to carry generally, could be that
maybe it's all the estrogen in the water supply
turns me gay and gives me girl hips
>>11355669
"haha please get horny and pm me so we can jack off that's all i do here"
fuck off
We're all fat and ugly here
maybe it's not the water but generally higher estrogen does make your fat go in your hips
i need super male vitality
>>11355669
Pm me
>>11355688
you need a bullet in your dumb head
please stop wasting your time here when school starts or you might fail it you fat retard
Any high test man in?
>maybe it's all the estrogen in the water supply
turns me gay and gives me girl hips
jesus people really hate jackson
no we like him it's just bantz
its just one guy
We love jackson here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrvEULg-5es
>>11355746
it's definitely not one guy
>>11355709
in
What city does Jackson's fat ass live in again?
Why
Are you gonna rape him
just made a certain boy depressed and ended a friendship of his
>>11355908
that's not a very nice thing to do but i bet you're flattering yourself
my doggo keeps whining whenever i leave the room
>>11355873
damn, gonna tribute this
poor separation anxiety doggo
>>11355921
ive been at it for a while
i have a good feeling i ended it this time
why
thats some evil shit anon
LOONA 2/3rds is going to slay desu
loona will flop
>>11356147
It's super-dee-dooper evil
And I thought I was a bad boy
loona will reunite the Koreas
>Not being a bad boy
anybody wants to tribute my cock?
>>11355942
thats cute
loona will flop and they'll start whoring themselves out taking cocks every night to pay their training debts
when loona sends your favs into retirement, you'll be sorry
Sad!
you are a bad boy sedge
>>11356252
Boy. Boy. I'm a bad boy.
It's weird. Usage of the word "boy" to refer to myself is almost an alien feeling to me.
>>11356268
I fucking cut in line in the grocery store today by making people think they were lining up the wrong way. They fucking went to line up behind me and I was all "Oh so I was lining up wrong."
It was an accident but saying that it was all according to plan makes me seem like a slick con artist and not a /trash/ kpg autist
Sedgepet...
you sound like a divorcee in his late thirties
>>11356319
you're fucking annoying is what you are
>>11356319
that actually was pretty autistic
>>11356319
Autist. Autist.
That almost feels like it should be a clinical term.
There's nothing wrong with using "boy", I guess. I'm probably just too used to using "guy" or "dude".
>>11356316
I'm so bad.
>>11356334
I'm in a long distance relationship with someone pursuing postgraduate studies overseas. Is that in any way similar?
>>11356340
You'd be surprised, how easy it is to get turned on by something you're annoyed by. So like, you better watch out, boi
Back to dubuposting
dont make sedge horny the whole thread will become gay
>>11356281
>>11356066
he has been this way all week
the last 2 weeks he wouldn't leave the back porch so i had to put screen all over it to keep animals and bugs out and moved my bed outside because even if i tried to pull him inside he would sit at the door and whine all night keeping me up until i let him back out, and i couldn't let him out at night because cunt ass baboons or wild dogs would kill him
now he whines when i leave the room, whenever i sit down on the couch he has to lay across my lap and in bed he'll lay across my waist, if i go outside he stays so close i'm almost stepping on him
>long distance relationship
No wonder you are so fucking autistic
I want an inseparable best friend doggo
>>11356426
That doesn't sound too good brother... I wish the best for you and your dog. I know what it feels like seeing your dog suffer.
>>11356410
Dubu is L O V E
>>11356458
Are you the phoneposter hater
>>11356478
it is actually (((You)))
>>11356417
That's happened once, at most
>>11356441
I'm lost without her, really
But autistic is a stretch
>>11356426
i wonder if he got scared by something or he's sick maybe
when i was little our doggo had anxiety alone in the house so my parents would give her this thingy with frozen food inside to chew on so she had something to do and that way she got used to being alone
how is she so perfect bros?
>>11356511
perfect nuggo
>mina_lenny
Im out
>>11356523
still better than your uggo waifu
>>11356497
>she got used to being alone
That sounds very sad
>>11356456
hey brotha
i went outside and i think he's acting weird because the neighbours dog might be in heat
>>11356497
one of those ice block things?
>>11356554
>>11356590
what happened with that girl you were banging?
she had a penis
>>11356588
nooooo it wasn't like that, there was almost always someone in the house but she'd go crazy if she had to spend even ten minutes alone
>>11356590
it was a kong like this but they put it in the freezer first so it took the doggy a long time to get all of the food
then i guess since she was distracted from being alone at first she learned it wasn't so bad
i distinctly remember charr mentioning a pussy desu
>>11356830
gib coco or sori gf
Are you following Coco's youtube?
>>11356611
i asked her out and she said i wasn't her type of boyfriend material and that i seemed like "too much a nice guy" and she just wanted to shag
regret it now i'd rather be a virgin again because it's just more shitty memories to bring my self esteem down
>>11356681
ah okay, that seems like a good idea for occupying their time
>>11356846
yup
She basically called you a beta
>>11356849
oh :(
you bros should follow Real Girl Project or anyone from [email protected]
its always nice to see an idol interact with their fans
Is Johyun fappable?
ask momobimbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S-s5SJuouU&lc=z23ntnbzotidy5ui104t1aokgyvs3j41s0bd0cmkpavjbk0h00410
gonna watch snis-744 now.. man I love Kirara Asuka
WTF YOZOH THE COMMENTER
You are gay stop lying
wtf it's not even 10PM yet
>>11356975
Yea but It's sunday.
>>11356968
Wtf. I can enjoy both genders.
both is the right way to go
>>11356849
women are fucking sluts
kill all of them
>>11357035
>blocks your path
>>11357035
cept my waifus
>>11356849
I'll be your girlfriend
>>11356849
thats why you autists will never be happy. you fucked a girl and still feel down coz she doesn't want to be your gf. why can't you just enjoy the things you have? just live in the moment. enjoy the things you have and don't think about the ones you dont have.
>>11356849
you lucky dawg
>>11357112
>>11357123
>just enjoy life bro
>it's all okay it's in your head bro
>just like, live for the moment bro
t. normie
>>11357192
I quoted someone who had sex with a girl. whos the normy?
Normie XDDDDDDD
I finished. Man that was great.
Noone cares
>>11357273
What are you doing the rest of the night?
>>11357342
Studying for my physics exam tomorrow
>>11357273
did you yell 'NEIN NEIN
GEH NICHT AUF MEIN SCHWANZ BITTE!' as you came?
That sentence wouldn't be of any help I think..
>>11357362
thats hot
>>11356319
>>11357273
>>11355601
>>11357126
Congratulations you are the most annoying posters in the thread.
Keep up the good work guys
>>11357417
>>11357429
That's a honor! Thank you very much :)
Sad!
willst du mit mir zusammen fappen?
>>11357498
I'll pass.
>>11357509
warum
>>11357521
You're late.
vllt nächstes mal dann
Maybe.
jetzt hör doch auf in englisch zu schreiben
Netflix and self harm
>>11357123
women are far from what pulls me down lad, and i'm not going to post the other reasons why because nobody cares and i'm going to bed
good night
>>11355669
go jerk off to bbc you cuck
>>11357598
Wer bist du...
dein einziger deutscher Freund
Gas the germans
woop....
huch, ich dachte woop ist Holländer
has anyone had a friend that you felt was too good for you?
i feel like hes wasting his time and energy on me cause im useless
>>11357631
sweet dreams
>>11357631
Good night qt
>>11357691
Yes
>>11357671
he's dutch
>>11357691
he's your friend because he likes you. Time and energy spent on the people you love is never wasted.
>>11357263
it's not like some meaningless sex will magically patch up the problems in your life or the hole in your heart
>>11357690
Ist er auch, aber dachte er hat mit mir geredet.. anscheinend nicht. Er wohnt aber jetzt in Deutschland...
>>11357729
man you had no sex before
>>11357742
man you had no english classes before hombre
When I thought you could not be more annoying.
>>11357739
ich wünschte er würde mit mir zusammen ein live Tribute machen
>>11357766
lol..
>Tfw best esl on kpg
Should I fap to Solar?
>>11357802
fuck off
>>11357742
only people who never did would obsess over casual sex to the point of thinking it's the linchpin of your happiness in life
>>11357726
maybe youre right
i feel like i cant give anything back tho and he will get tired of that soon
>>11357778
ich war am witzeln
>>11357839
guess you just had really bad sex so far ;)
>>11357840
your insecurities are shining through, stop overthinking the situation. If he didnt like who you are and the things you do or say he wouldnt be your friend in the first place.
>>11357726
oh how wrong you are
>>11357840
Are you afraid that he'll just stop talking to you and stuff? Are you afraid of losing him?
I am friends with the binniecuck but i dont give a fuck about him
tfw my sister is going on a trip to Hamburg with a boy.. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen..
>>11357906
exactly
is sex worth it? im getting close to 30 and i'm really getting curious
>>11357928
Hes gonna fuck her you fucking retard
>>11357928
warum treffen wir uns nicht auch in Hamburg
woop is gonna rape solarcutie
>>11357961
implying he is not doing that right now
also, remember that sex is normal
>>11357938
Just like, chill.
If he's too good for you then he'll leave you eventually anyway. Fretting about it will only speed things up and will potentially leave lasting wounds on you. Best to let him go quietly and slowly, to minimize the pain in the long run. Let the relationship run its course by just being yourself and being a friend.
It's likely that you're wrong, though. It's likely that he sees something in you that you might not value as much as he does. It's likely that if you just let the relationship run its course, the point at which you two just cut off ties with each other never comes, but that scenario will never become a thing if you keep asking him why you two are friends and/or seem to be uncomfortable about the idea that he's hanging out with someone like you.
>>11357950
yea, do it
but it doesn't replace self-actualization and human connection and all that other stuff
>im getting close to 30 and i'm really getting curious
Epic
>>11358109
sex, just SEX, is overrated
>>11358092
>doesn't replace self-actualization and human connection and all that other stuff
this is what you actually need
>>11358092
might aswell try out a hooker then
>>11358109
?
you can pay for sex and still be a miserable motherfucker
I scared him away...
i feel like a prostitute would be an awkward experience since they don't really want to be there and it's probably not what they want to do with their life
but maybe it depends on what she's like, i've never done it
prostitute is definitely not a good first experience
my sister was supposed to go to hamburg for 2 days with that boy and another girl, but that girl "apparently" couldn't come so now she is alone with that guy..
Also yesterday when she was partying him and my sister drove away earlier and she didn't come home for another 2 hours.
>>11358232
they're fucking i hope he's a nice guy and not some playboy muslim
>>11358232
i bet they had some crazy sex and are gonna fuck like wild rabbits on that trip of theirs
So your sister loves dick too
Im fucking his sister and when Im bored of her Im going to fuck him
Whenever I get sad I remember there is a bigger loser than me down in Africa that will get gangbanged to death by 20 BBC's and I instantly feel better
wait a sec, solarcutie likes dick?
>>11358244
nah if it's the guy I think it is it won't be a problem he's pretty nice, but still kinda weird that she didn't say anything about that trip.
>>11358252
I really don't know..
>>11358254
lol..
>>11358154
Kek
The guy probably made a value judgement. Decided what he saw in you wasn't worth dealing with all the fretting.
Or maybe he friend-dumped you because he found something you said to be disagreeable. In that case, you had no chance of keeping him as a friend. This was the quickest, least painful way to lose this guy. Move on.
>>11358232
Your sister got fucked, boi
By a boi who's got a bigger dick than you
>>11358218
i'm getting sex the regular way so i don't have much of a choice so it's the only option innit?
>>11358278
what the fuck is this sentence lmao
Solar's sister here, I'm not getting sex, just golden showers. Sorry for the confusion.
>>11358294
oh ok. If there is a problem please call me.
>>11358278
after translating this I still think it is more than just opinion
>>11358232
>>11358276
Annoying
how weird is golden shower on the fetish scale?
Really low if you are not a normie
>>11358310
sorry im drunk what i meant to say is that i wont get sex normally so my only way to have a go at it would be with a hooker, the other lovey dovey stuff i wont experience anyways so i just want to know what it feels like to put my dick into a vagina
I have only seen golden shower in hentai
>>11358343
It is like using cheat codes in games because you experience the game but not how it was meant to be
>>11358340
Like in the middle.
I'd say it might even be considered common.
>>11358343
Anyone can get laid you know.
I will put you in the middle
>>11358392
i'm not sure that's true dbh
>>11358373
what kind of freaky shit do you like
>>11358392
95% of people can. some are just way too ugly and completely socially inept. you are just bound to find a lot of people belonging to that 5% on here.
>>11358392
maybe if you truly drop your standards low enough but do you really even want the person at that point
>>11358474
I feel a hooker might actually be more pleasurable at that point in a weird way.
Hey guys, I would like to formally apologize for my behavior.
Fuck you
Hey guys, I'm thinking about Bona.
>>11358676
what did you do?
my dick is too small to satisfy anyone
Nobody cares jackson
>>11358780
idktf
>>11358780
my length is alright but it is thin so I worry about this
>>11358780
good for you that strap-on's are a thing then
>>11358780
You still have fingers, most women find being fingered feels better than getting dicked
t.dicklet
>>11358887
I don't know about this one
Hiiii
franz in im out
>>11358910
Are you a man(male)?
where did all the trash posters go?
haven't seen oj, choaboy, yeinssi and all them boys in awhile..
Hyosex is vacationing
>>11358976
oj was here yesterday
>>11358971
yes
>>11358993
That makes sense then
Choaboy is dead
>>11358887
i guess this is true, at least most women apparently don't cum easily from it
maybe how much penetrative sex matters depends on the grill too
that's not his name and I hope he gets home safely.
I hope he dies
franz killed the thread
tfw watched 160 episodes of DBZ in 2 days and I totally forgot to study and now I probably have to pull an all nighter so I don't fail my exam.
saved*
The math doesn't line up
>>11359261
(I'm skipping fillers and just boring stuff) But probably more than 35 hours in 2 days.
What's gonna happen to me if I befriend franz?
>watching cartoons all day
>i-i swear guys i'm not 15
kek
>>11359308
one of 2 people that don't get it
well you would be freinds
>>11359315
he said befriend, not befreind
I don't bite
>>11359350
HISSSSSSSSS
tfw missed the mgs sr
nice abs momo
i want to ____ Momo's belly button.
protect
>>11359639
Like it's her weakpoint and she's a Hindu deity of some sort
>>11359491
post eunice2, 3 and 4 btw
Hey guys, I love technology.
I hate technology
Imagine being a part of the Donnet party and never listening to kpop
Thanks technology
i'm awake
I'm passionate about kpg
I'm out
I'm Loonatic
>>11359895
mornin
>>11360347
Pm me
>>11360375
what food should i order, qt
>>11360521
there's a south african place i could get food from
>>11360586
get it and show me idk what it's like even
>>11360640
it looks kinda gross dbh lol
maybe this???
>>11360646
ahh, still might be cool to see
>>11360697
interesting
whoa, this Danny guy has tons of different bourbon chicken platters...
a god
getting hungry
burger king's cheesy tots desu
Is Apink fappable?
>>11360889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmnw1EYweo
a trustworthy source does recommend them but I'm not big on cheese
>>11360959
our guy
Stop talking to my momobf
getting bourbon chicken with pork lo mein and a pu pu platter heh
>>11360987
my IQ skyrocketed 30 points after this mind-blowing video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-rzaRMAToc
how does he do it?
i love ruru...
https://www.erome.com/a/fLdZJNgc
>>11361079
next lvl memer, im waiting for the fiji water review
>>11355908
>>11356092
why? just for fun? also how?
good morning
>>11361305
good morno
hi
any soba and salmon for breakfast man in
>>11361305
"mornin" late night degen
p
m
m
e
ffs
goodnight guys
Anyone looking for a slave?
>>11361498
are you a qt short hair girl?
>>11361476
no way you can eat all that
Came back from the Movie theater bros
$7 for reclined seating and a good movie
I need image detection software that filters pepes
usually these salmon steak packs only have 3 but this one came with 4
i might be able to eat it all but it's gonna take me 2 hours, i was thinking i'd put some in the fridge for later
I need image detection software that filters every picture
>>11361493
nighto~
>>11361515
Do you wanna buy all the seats next time so that we can do shirt off pants off?
>>11361607
which movie?
Anabelle: Creation
I love Jeongyeon...
https://www.erome.com/a/OwEbTGWV
BASED DOUGIE COOPER IS BACK!
>>11361747
alright
what the fuck
>Anabelle
*vomits*
>tfw no qt short hair gf to watch Anabelle with
thanks, danny!
Danny..
gross
all jackson eats
>gross
What happened to my almond milk?
>almond milk
I want that egg roll...
>>11361845
no prob
Coconut > Soy > Almond
2% fat cow milk is the best, you intolerant betas
milk these desu
post more ktitties
Post dead kitties
blonde is best
>>11362977
yura...
remember that Yura hates white ppl
nice, so do I
>>11363337
yes?
>>11363356
before or after being introduced to my thick white cock
>>11363407
i love her
>>11363356
a shame
>>11363413
nice i want to rub one out for her. perfect timing
behead all kfappers dbh
>give head to all kfappers
wow slut
Rosé on ice
post jisoo and lisa too
no
Please dont post rose or any blackpink on this shitty thread
just trying to make it better