HG Thread
Not today Adachi sorry.
>>11353605
i dont care at this point
>>11353548
>Halfway through Ronald's speech, Alfred dumps all the fries in his mouth, almost recoiling from the taste. He's going to regret it soon, but he was hungry. You can't beat being hungry.
Mmf. Eh? Did you say something about being "more endowed"? Are you talking, like, muscular, or something else I don't want to explicitly say?
>>11353559
>Alfred snaps his fingers as soon as he hears the voice, turning around and facing the person. Who is he to just shrug off an old friend?
Hello, ma'am! I've been assuming you've been having a good time? I think we kind of got off on bad terms the last time we met, right, Youmu?
>>11353564
>I have ran out of plant jokes. All I can say is that now I'm going to have Alfred enjoy hedges for no reason
>>11353605
>machi will never ride you
>>11353624
well who knows maybe he was named after a dirty Australian
>>11353605
She truly is worthy of claiming Victory!
Now female warriors kill the rest of the vermin!
>>11353558
I embrace the end of my life!
Grant me a glorious death female warrior!
I want to feel thine ture power!
>>11353565
My cannons thirst for blood and flesh!
I shall grant them the satisfaction they crave
>>11353615
Y-You okay there buddy?
It's over! We have a winrar!
>>11353639
That was pretty painless too, grats grats
Stats for nerds
>>11353629
>No, I know for a fact that he wasn't because I have checked the Hetalia wiki multiple times and not once have I seen the words "named after the Australian hedge moderniser" in that article.
>Never say those blasphemous words in my presence again
>>11353639
>Clapping, Alfred gets up from his unconscious state to congratulate the winner.
Congrats, miss! Oh, and, uh... I guess a thank you's in order for you, sir.
Yee games
first 24
>tfw you do the captchas correctly but they say it's wrong anyways
>repeat x20
they really want you to buy that 4chan pass huh
>>11353639
This was disappointing. Death by hazard and not combat... pitiful!
She has claim Victory.
That is all that matters.
>>11353647
Most impressive female.
I thank thee host for this chance of glory.
>>11353647
Good job
And thanks for hosting
>tfw aussa hates you
>>11353660
Are you using the text one or the (((google))) one?
>>11353652
>>11353588
>>11353565
Stupid snakes!
>>11353647
Grats. Thanks for hostinga
YEE GAMES
FIRST 24
>>11353666
Oh yeah, I forgot legacy captcha was even a thing.
>>11353672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
>>11353683
Rika
>>11353652
Huh. Well at least it's the closest thing I had to an ally. Congrats, you, thanks for the show.
>>11353652
I was most blood thirsty this night
Now then I bid all a farewell.
A pleasure doing battle with thee, enjoy your peaceful night warriors.
>>11353665
>tfw aussa completely disregards your existence as anything other than a minor annoyance and probably laughs at me whenever i make a mistake, fuck you aussa i'm trying my best i can't rp when you keep putting me down fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>11353672
Ohshit
>>11353683
Hulk Hogan
>>11353655
>>11353663
>>11353664
>>11353679
>>11353689
Hey no problem
>>11353694
Sleep tight big guy
>>11353672
Heh
>>11353683
Alfred Jones
>>11353683
YEE
>>11353683
Jaws
>>11353683
Dan The Man
>>11353683
Guts
>>11353694
Didn't I kill you already?
>Good bed
>>11353684
>helping google drones learn locations for when they start the civil war
>>11353716
Not anymore senpai
>>11353683
It was me Austin
>>11353683
Agent 4
>>11353697
>can't even RP with Aussa
congrats on being Bolin tier with your RP
>>11353683
Xenomorph
who is the green hair 2hu
what the name
>>11353683
Figrin D'an
>>11353724
WHAT?
>>11353683
Best Girl
>>11353735
There is more than one. Are you thinking of Yuka or Wriggle? Sanae with bitchin tits?
>tfw unsure if aussa actually wants you to fuck off or if it's rp
>>11353683
Smug Baki
>>11353683
Tsuyu
>>11353744
with the small tits
>>11353683
The Stranger
>>11353746
Send them a DM? If blocked then itxs not their characters rp.
>>11353735
There are a lot of green haired 2hus, post a picture
>>11353757
its shikieiki
>>11353732
I blame it to a bad first encounter. I use the same excuse for not roleplaying with Craig, Ahri, Fyxe, Inkling or Okabe.
>>11353751
Then I'm thinking Yuka or wriggle. Is this her?
>>11353697
>What.
>>11353683
Classic CWC
remind me why everyone likes hydrocity so much
>>11353683
Ezreal
>>11353683
Max Stirner
>>11353777
I fucking hate Hydrocity.
>>11353683
SGM Mike Vining
>>11353777
Name a better water level
>>11353683
Mukuro
>>11353762
>>11353772
>I share Aussa's sentiments. Nigga what?
>>11353762
>even the worst avafag Guts can Rp(if you want to call it RP for the sake of this arguement) with Aussa.
That says a lot about you. You had to have done something real bad to get them to not drown you in fucking Wiki quotes for their "rp".
>>11353783
Forgot about Eiki-sama. Anyway, what do you wish to know about her?
>>11353783
That's Shikieiki Yamaxanadu.
>>11353683
King Canute of England
>>11353793
I just suck hard.
>>11353797
>>11353799
I just want to find good porn of her
where?
>>11353784
a man of taste, i see
>>11353787
alright
labyrinth (for the music), aquatic ruin (for the level design), tidal tempest (for the music), water palace (i would go gay for sonic rush) and then there's coral cave (i would go gay for sonic rush adventure)
>>11353809
>Boorus.
>>11353801
>I'm pretty sure there's nobody I wouldn't RP with, for what little it counts. Sorry if I've offended you, my moods can be fickle at times and I get hostile now and then.
>>11353735
You're obviously thinking of me.
>>11353824
Do you hate Adachi or is it RP?
>>11353777
Don't think it was anything special. Probably because it was the easiest one.
>>11353809
swaps
>>11353809
Shiki is a top tier qt. Porn here
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=shikieiki_yamaxanadu+-rating%3As&commit=Search
>>11353793
>bite my pasty white half ghost ass!
>>11353801
>No such thing! The ones you listed are more than happy to RP with you, regardless of your skill. Just give it a go, even if it enda badly you can learn from it to improve yourself. Just sitting there being afraid to RP will do nothing good for you.
>>11353838
Yee
>>11353838
Ain't got none! But, eh, I feel a bit of resentment over my district partner. Hopefully it doesn't affect my performance in the game, eh?
>>11353832
>RP. Virtually none of my characters have any sexual or romantic interest in anyone and don't appreciate pushiness about it like that.
>>11353838
Suddenly, I got a bad feeling about this. Screw it, let's go!
>>11353857
A cute girl with tits. I mean it's fine if you like dick and balls but you don't have to be a prick about it.
>>11353847
The best lesson I can learn from shit rp is to not rp ever again.
>>11353828
>sprays with bug repellant
Shoo! Get! You bugs keep damaging my garden!
>>11353865
Paa.
>>11353838
>The sound of a guitar plays briefly in the background, as if signaling that something has arrived
>>11353865
Yee
>>11353865
Is yee both noun and verb here? Feels yee kero
>>11353865
Oh, it's one of these ones. Does anyone have a Yee-to-English dictionary around here? I'm not sure if I died or not!
>>11353866
'Cause when I come into a game, the first thing I want to see is a naked girl just baring herself to the world. That's just straight up disgraceful, man. I'd appreciate the option to at least change it to someone I'd like to see like that!
>>11353865
What the fuck is a "yee" and why is everyone yelling it?
>>11353865
>Yee?
>>11353869
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEEE
>>11353868
>Boi that's not how you improve, I agree with Youmu's claim up there entirely.
>>11353865
...Yee.
Son of a bitch I hate this already.
>>11353847
ok deal
I think I'm going to stop trying to ship with Aussa.
This is even harder than trying to ship with Touko...
>>11353865
Not sure what a "yee" is, I hope it elicits a pathway to victory.
>>11353892
>died early in the meme game too
>>11353892
>skipping yee 2
>>11353868
That is bullshit, and you know it! You can not improve id you do not try. Do ypu think all the best RPers here just magically became good? No! Alot of them got to where they are from RPing over time!
green is that you
YEE
Yee Yee Yee
>>11353886
<Insert usual thing said to you here>
>>11353919
>>11353929
>rigged for yee
Good yee, thanks for yee.
>>11353892
>Once again, a guitar plays from an unknown source, this time it plays a much swifter tune, almost like it's signaling that whatever was here before has left
>>11353929
If I got the wording right, I believe you're trying to say "This is the winner". In which case, congratulations to Yee, and thank ye for hosting! What a simple language...
>>11353892
Again with the screeching! To Hell with this! I'll just kill you all! That should make it quiet here!
>>11353893
>I agree with Aussa agreeing with me, and not just because I'm going to butt fuck them blind when I move to Texas in 2 weeks
>>11353929
Good game?
>>11353895
Based KK.
We should hold KK Memorial and Appreciation ceremonies every month until he comes back to us.
>>11353894
No deal! Begone THOT!
>>11353955
yee
>>11353953
>Huh, that's strange, it felt like someone was threatening me for a second there
>Musta been the wind
>>11353943
Kms me!
>Funny how this only comes up when I use Guts and not my other avas.
fruit salad
yummy yummy
>>11353966
Where the fuck are the distorted colors and glowing eyes? You can't make a thot go begoneth if you don't have that
Please don't hurt me. I just wanna go home. I'm scared.
>>11353912
Some of them start really good, yeah.
this is fucking amazing
>>11354010
Some are naturally tallented at it. The rest worked their way up to their points
>>11354019
Isn't this loli?
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
REST IN PEACE ADACHI X FLUORETTE/AUSSA/ETC
PLEASE JOIN US AS WE CELEBRATE THE MEMORY OF ONE OF THE GREATEST SHIPS TO NEVER HAPPEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOV1aedJ0L4
>>11354032
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11354032
Rika
>>11354019
Shiki is going to judge all of the nuts you've busted to her in the afterlife.
>>11354028
She's over 1000 years old.
Also not having DD tits doesn't mean loli, come on fag.
>>11354032
Mokou's Friend
>>11354044
This is my first one, i just found this
>>11354044
>n-no mister officer she IS ACTUALLY 1000 YEARS OLD SO IT IS OKAY
>>11354000
Oh, but I can! My Roukanken can make sashimi out of them if need be!
>>11354032
Saber
>>11354032
Alfred Jones
>>11354032
>REST IN PEACE ADACHI X FLUORETTE/AUSSA/ETC
W-what happened to best ship?
>>11354032
Jaws
>>11354032
Hanma Baki
>>11354032
Dead Ship Man
>>11354032
Armin
>>11354032
Ezreal
>>11354054
You can't be a thot slayer, ALL WOMEN ARE THOTS
>>11354032
Tsuyu
>>11354053
she's actually old as time, very old
old as feck
GRANNY PUSSI
>>11354032
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>11354032
Lord Beerus
>>11354032
Xeno-Miku
>>11354032
Kirino Ranmaru
>>11354032
Velouria
>>11354032
Cirno
>>11354063
It's dead.
>>11354032
Me.
>>11353988
>You heard me! I'll be in Texas in a few weeks! Aready have the ticket
>>11354032
Youmu Konpaku
>>11354087
HOW
>>11354032
Agent 4
>>11354091
Did you bring your diving gear for when you pass Houston?
>>11354091
>Watch your ass, Irma might hit us instead of Florida.
>>11354032
Aussa's boyfriend
>>11354032
Freeman
>>11354105
Kek, took me awhile
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>11354071
But I can! I am mot a THOT. And I stand against their THOT ways!
>>11354104
I'd rather watch your ass.
>>11354120
BEGONE THOT
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY
>>11354112
Adachi and Dan the Man
Reaping.
I dedicate this song to Aussa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpoSrdNZrM
Imagine someone did this in real life.
>>11354112
Me and all the girls. Me as in me, not the entry that is called Me.
>>11354098
>I'll be in Nollanville
>>11354104
>be me
>join cajun navy
>end up Rescuing Aussa during Irma
> forever grateful, they ship in a lesbo relationship with Youmu
>power dildos and Adachi tears galore
>Do not take serious, Aussa! If I meet you it'll be in a bar on my dime. Preferrably when Suika is visitting Tx.
Let the funeral for this ship commence.
Don't RP out of respect.
>>11354126
I had to plan to...
>>11354134
Not happening. Sorry.
>>11354146
>forgot pic...
>>11354155
>doesn't Rzp as asked. Still dies though.
>>11354155
>doesn't roleplay
I dedicate a time of silence.
>>11354169
>drinking LSD
buh
Thank you all for remaining silent during this time of mourning.
>>11354176
Ezreal confirmed for Defalt!
>>11354178
Adachi just get craig cucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BeIbtRxQdY
>>11354178
>Aniki x Saber event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_n43y1big
>>11354196
>>11354196
>>11354196
>>11354196
How does this make you feel Adachi?
>>11354212
It looks like Rika wears the pants in the relationship.
>>11354146
>You're a few states off for cajuns
>And sorry, I just don't really drink. Not an inclination I have.
>North Korea appears to have conducted a sixth nuclear test, according to the Yonhap News Agency which cited military officials in Seoul
Be prepared ameribros
>>11354215
haha, no we're gonna have to have an ACTUAL funeral! lol!
>>11354215
>Alfred kills seibah and this happens >>11354226
YUNO A NORTH KOREAN SPY CONFIRMED
>>11354215
>oh shit my filler killed your ship, sorry about that Aussa's boyfriend
>>11354246
>Rigged
>>11354225
>bitch! They sell non alcoholic drinks! There is no avoiding this inevitable fate! ÒwÓ
>>11354267
ALFRED IS CLAIMING RIKA FOR HIMSELF
>>11354269
>when you greentext and forget the pic...
>>11354226
>NK launches a shitty discount missile
>multi billion dollar MDA system detects it within seconds of it's launch
>nuclear missile fissiles out in space
>NK becomes a glass parking lot in record time from the combined military forces of literally every other nation on the planet
>>11354280
I, uh, want to respect the host's wishes and NOT do that. It's not cool to crash a funeral, even by my standards, you know?
>>11354269
>>11354282
>Oh you're Fumokou then
>A-And I'm horrible socially and insecure don't make me feel obligated.
>>11354280
Let's...not even think about that.
>>11354283
This is pretty much exactly what'll happen
>>11354283
What if NK does this intentionally?
Everybody is underestimating them because of it, it could all be a big ruse
>>11354291
>>11354293
>Pushes together
>>11354299
If I win, the Adachi X Fluorette ship is back
>>11354303
merely pretending to be retarded
>>11354291
Cuck Rika from Adachi
>>11354293
>Nah, I just saved a couple of their pics. Also, I know exactly how you feel. If I can overcome it so can you. Worst case you turn into a... nvm that.
>>11354306
>Alfred moves a step forward, but ultimately doesn't budge himself too far. He's gonna get into a lot of trouble if he gets caught up with her--
>>11354315
>...But, either way, trouble still manages to catch up with him. Rubbing his head, Alfred mutters to himself quietly.
Thanks for hosting, man. Sorry for winning a funeral game, 'specially when it's on a topic like this.
>>11354331
>NO
>Goddamn it bring back the "Cuck Haru from Ash" meme don't let this catch on please
>>11354226
I'm stationed in Korea. Everything is ok.
The winner ships with aussa forever
>Aussa can't even roleplay without the idea that everyone is thirsty as fuck and trying to ship
I wouldn't be able to do it man.
>>11354337
Is it cause you thirst for the ghost slut?
>>11354351
>everyone
>just Adachi
end.
>>11354351
Suggest me an avatar with mind control powers so I can force a ship
It's good to see you're alright Rika
>>11354358
ALFRED X AUSSA
THE NEW SHIP IS SEALED
>>11354351
>Aside from my one ship with my first ava I do my best to avoid ships
do I still count as one if the "thirsty fucks"?
>>11354365
rubick from dota 2
Aussa...........................................
>>11354354
I don't "thirst", man, that's just not what I do. And even then, why would I thirst for her? Like, five dollars says that she doesn't have the hots for me, and this bet I'm SURE I'll win. Even if she is, you know, kind of cute - but that's a given!
>>11354358
Thank you, man. I won't win another funeral game again, I'll promise you that much!
>>11354368
>STOP
>>11354365
Vriska Serket
>>11354365
hoshi
winner
>>11354377
>>11354384
>>11354387
Someone with a huge dong please
>>11354383
All I shall say on that subject is this; you have a better chance than Adachi, and a worse chance than Vader.
>>11354408
Vriska Serket
>>11354365
god
Placements.
Treat her well, Alfred.
Cirno is Hosting
First 24
>>11354426
So when is Alfred going to give the full load of his Liberty Bells all over Aussa?
>>11354388
I'm not sure why you waited so long to host this "funeral," from what I've heard the relationship was never alive in the first place. It'd be more apt to hold a funeral for the 23 people that just died.
In any case, congratulations.
>>11354429
Rika
Yeah, sure.
>>11354332
>I am confused and concerned.
>>11354384
>Is it bad that I kinda like the helicopter sabers?
>>11354367
The hell wouldn't I be? I'm a survivor, it's what I do.
>>11354368
Oh, please. That guy's gayer than a pride parade when he's not hounding nonhumans.
>>11354426
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>11354444
Don't be! Also, checkeda
>>11354410
What astounds me is that I have a chance! I'm going to assume that means I don't have a big chance, but I'm not going to stick words in your mouth... Mostly 'cause you'll beat me up otherwise.
>>11354426
I will, dude. Even if she doesn't want me to, I'll do it for your sake!
>>11354365
>
>>11354461
If by beat up you mean turn into sashimi for the sharks, then yes!
>>11354475
beat that shark meat
>>11354429
Cirno is fucking dead
>>11354483
Slice, not tenderize...
>>11354475
I hear you loud and clear, miss Youmu! Just don't bring the sword into this and I'll never bother you like that again! If I give you the ribbon I promised, will you NOT hurt me?
>tfw never had a good ship
>>11354459
>Numbers are numbers you subject-changing jerk
>>11354490
are you retarded
>>11354499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwADJqf_Ok
>>11354500
if you want to make the world a better place, take a long at yourself, and then make a change
Hello everyone. My name is Cecilia or, as Nick said you took to calling me, Wendy's Girl. I was Nick's personal nurse for the time he spent in the hospital and I have some very depressing news.
Last Tuesday, Nick was hit by a drunk driver on his first outing in his wheelchair. He selflessly pushed a woman crossing the street out of the way and while the woman only had a broken leg, Nick sustained severe injuries and was rushed back to the hospital. He regained consciousness for approxamitely two hours on Friday, gave me his laptop and told me to let you all know what happened and passed away.
I'm sorry I've taken so long to tell you all...I just didn't know what to say. He talked about you all so much, he really cared for you all like his own family. I just want to say thank you to all of you for brightening his spirits everyday.
>>11354508
No, no, I don't need a funeral just yet, cut the music off right now! Do I look like I'm gonna get pulverised right now? I can get out of these situations easy-peasy!
>>11354499
Sure, but not now. I'm too tired to accept any gifts right now.
>>11354502
>I'd say give me your Discord to torment... I mean discuss further, but you'd probably say no.
>>11354539
>It's no secret to anyone.
>Shovel Girl#5481
>I should change it to something more Touhou again
>>11354551
>I should change it
Don't. It's perfect.
>>11354551
>secret or not, I'd rather have permission before adding. I'll add you tomorrow. Time for sleep.
>>11354557
>But muh tank-chan
>You're probably right though at least for conveniences' sake
>>11354564
>Have a good night soft ghost.
>>11354539
Alright! Just remind me next time I pop in and I'll give you the ribbon, okay? It won't be anytime soon, but I can make do with the time given! Have a good night, miss Youmu!
>>11354506
It is true
>>11354572
shovel > tank
>>11354573
ALFRED NO
Tewi will destroy your life.
>>11354573
Hey.
>>11354584
Alfred yes, what's the worst that can happen? I mean, sure, she's got bunny ears and is eerie for a kid, but it's not like she can HURT me, right? I'm a smart guy!
>>11354585
Hello! This is Alfred Jones speaking, how can I help ya?
>>11354584
The man who was pranked to death.
>>11354600
Have a wonderful night.
>>11354581
>For approachability?
>>11354584
Don't worry, he'll figure out how bad an idea that was in no time.
parsee?
>>11354618
Is an ERP fag, look for him there
>>11354618
A ded
>>11354611
You as well, sir... Ma'am... Whatever you want to be called! Man, it's always nice to find someone with manners around here!
>>11354614
For coolness
>>11354618
Parsee is too busy slobbering on my knob to answer.
Leave a message?
>>11354621
really? ok
>>11354625
I can't go to sleep in the middle of the day, you know.
Connection with terran interface established, awaiting encounters.
>>11354634
Ayy, sup.
>>11354634
LMAO
>>11354632
Oh, that was meant for me... Ah. Well, thank you for that, but I wasn't expecting you to show up this early. Man, I remember when I went to sleep at two in the morning. Good times! What's been good, Bela?
>>11354640
Anonymous entity. Greetings.
>>11354645
Unclear.
>>11354626
>Oh. Fluorette is not cool. She's a dork.
>>11354634
I'm not exactly seeing much tech around here to interface with.
>>11354618
What do you want?
>>11354656
Pick a better touhou.
>>11354661
Pick a better touhou.
>>11354665
Parsee > Rika
>>11354661
>Look in a mirror.
>>11354670
c-cute
>>11354658
https://vocaroo.com/
>>11354656
Revelation. Anomalous location, not technolgical. Terran organism, standard, no abnormalities detected, little interest.
>>11354646
Yeah, I know. The times when we met each other almost every day. They are long gone. Now what's left for me is to wonder, will you show your face today.
? And I believe it's already midnight for you.
>tfw tempted to write an Adachi x Fluorette fanfic
>>11354680
I did not say pick a shit one.
>>11354687
What?
>>11354684
No you.
>>11354696
Yeah, well, I did today, mostly 'cause I felt like someone was gonna want to see me today. And, lo and behold, someone did! Don't expect me to stick around for too long, though, since I have to get some sleep sometime as well.
Wrong! Ten o'clock! Two more hours until tomorrow!
>>11354705
DO
IT
>>11354711
>kissu
>ass grabbu
>>11354711
post cat Parsee
>>11354670
Post Christmas Parsee
>>11354711
post dead Parsee
>>11354725
>Denies
>>11354731
No
>>11354732
It's not Christmas
>>11354734
When you die
>>11354737
POST IT
>>11354737
>denies your denial
>>11354705
>Please god no Fluorette having semiofficial porn is already bad enough
>>11354711
>At least you admit Parsee's shti
>>11354690
Good job, genius, you miraculously managed to correctly identify the only relatively normal human being in here as a human. You want a party?
>Parsee will never kill himself
I think I'll just kill myself to escape a world where he breaths the same air.
yuno post alice
>>11354752
kys ramsalt
>>11354711
hum for me
>>11354711
He wants you to post your voice.
>>11354737
>dies
come on help a nigga out
>>11354715
There is a lot of people who would like to see you. It's not a surprise. You are not feeling like coming back here anymore?
Really? But... You moved to the other place?
>>11354752
kys cirno
>>11354752
kys kamina
kys niggers
goodnight hg
>>11354755
>Calling me Ramsalt
Now I really am killing myself.
>>11354770
>Calling me Cirno
Now I'm going to kill myself twice.
>>11354772
>Calling me Kamina
Now I'm going to kill myself thrice
>>11354776
Kill your insomnia
>>11354747
Parsee may be shit but she still better than any of your touhou.
>>11354762
>>11354776
>kissus goodnight
>>11354747
Sarcasm detected, mockery. Terran organism inferior, illogical assumption.
>>11354783
>Don't worry I'll just pick up some other 2hu eventually
>>11354776
>Nighto.
>On a relevant note; tired, feeling sick, but have to do something before it gets hot which is sooner than I'd like. What do?
>>11354768
Only every once in a while. I have politics, holidays, and a whole lot of drama to deal with back at home, so it's no surprise I'll dip out every now and then, right?
Who told you that? I'm still here, and it's now eleven o'clock!
>>11354792
>What do
My dubs say you will ERP as Rika
>>11354776
Rest well, Godachi.
>>11354742
When I get a chicken dinner.
>>11354746
>Denies.
>>11354792
And it'll be shitter than the last.
>>11354792
Shlick
>>11354786
Why not
You did it before
THERES BEEN NO ONE WHO
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU DO
SAY WELL BE TOGETHER TILL THE END
>>11354803
Why should I?
>>11354800
>Can cook
>modest breasts
>green eyes and blonde hair
>Childbearing hips
For once I agree that Parsee is best wife
>feel tired
>lay in bed
>suddenly feel wide awake
>>11354823
please
>wiggles shoulders
>>11354800
>I didn't say it'd be PC98.
>At least not 100% likely to be.
>>11354796
>>11354802
>This is not helpful.
>Like, I was actually being serious here I lack decision-making skills.
>>11354790
In case you didn't realize, that "assumption" was more of the mockery. You really, really need to refine those speech skills.
>>11354823
>kissu
>>11354849
Ok find a book or whatever
>>11354855
well, yes, bronies are very brave
they're so brave they have no qualms about revealing their power levels irl
>>11354795
I see. Well, I guess it can't be helped. Everything will eventually end, after all. But still, you usually feel like coming here only on weekends?
My brain told me this. I remember that it must be midnight for you. I am really confused.
>>11354849
Do it now rather than later and you'll be able to sleep better knowing all your responsibilities are taken care of.
>>11354849
Terran speech patterns inefficient, complexity bad. Utilise fewer words, shorter time span, more efficient.
>>11354864
Only on weekends, yeah. It's a Sunday now, soon gonna be Monday, so I'm gonna get into a routine and have this place be a bit of a hobby of mine. It's to relieve stress, you know?
It'll be midnight in an hour. Either way, I'm sorry, I have to dip out right now! I'm tired as heck, and considering I have work tomorrow, it ain't smart to stay awake! See you later, Bela!
>Moving in and giving the Belarusian a hug, Alfred then lets go and wanders off back home. He wonders if Ivan might come back sometime.
>>11354889
See you later... Hopefully.
I want to fuck Parsee's fat ass
hg is dead
How do Historians tell how many people has a dictator killed?
>>11354909
I don't know, Anon.
How DO historians tell how many people a dictator has killed?
>NK successfully tested a 100kiloton nuke
>Hiroshima was 15kiloton
>Nagasaki was 20
>>11354902
Me too. Too bad she's such a stuck up bitch.
>>11354902
Same. You think she can take both our dicks at the same time?
>>11354849
Knowing you it 95% will be. Probably will be Mima, Shiki, or the maid.
>>11354841
>>11354860
No.
>>11354921
>Still not even close to nukes by today's standards
Yawn
I fucking miss you
>>11354921
https://www.mda.mil/
>>11354861
>That is not relevant to any of my problems either
>>11354865
>I guess it's less a "have to" and more a "best if done by".
>It's only going to be a start to it. Problem is, if I do it it'll likely be too hot when I am done to even sleep.
>Plus the sick thing. It's not even (just) a tired sick, it's a "yup, I'm sick" sick.
>I'm stuck in a lose/lose situation, aren't I?
>>11354943
>I haven't decided. If it's a PC98 it's either a human or a demon but I refuse to pick up final bosses.
>>11354880
I'm pretty sure even that sentence wasn't even exactly laconic, itself. You can be as blunt as you'd like, but you're a lot more likely to net a better reception if you refine your speech a bit.
>>11354909
Reports and estimates. Governments keep records, you know. C'mon, this is common sense.
>>11354948
Who?
>>11354962
JUST DO IT
>>11354943
kissu
Y-you can cum inside, if you want..
>>11354962
Can only make so efficient without errors. Respect among terran entities redundant. Only focus, evolving swarm.
god fucking damn do something interesting
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
HIT IT
>>11354983
>Not Tosuka
You tried at least.
>>11354962
Calling it that it'll be one the pc 98 probably one of the bosses from the very first game
>>11355031
fruit salad
yummy yummy
fruit salad
yummy yummy
fruit salad
yummy yummy
fruit salad
yummy yummy
>>11355035
>Peaks up skirt
>No dick
Shit taste
>>11355031
I'M JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE
A-TWO PINTS O' SAM ADAMS AND I'M WORKIN' ON THREE, HA
THOSE RED COATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME
CAUSE IMMA POP CHICKA PRRAP THESE COPS 'TIL I'M FREE
>>11355045
holy shit nostalgia
>>11354974
>THIS IS NOT HELPFUL
>>11355035
>Who the fuck else can I play from that when we already have Mima, Konngara, and Elis?
>The only choices left are a final boss which I don't do on principle and I have enough crazies already, a fucking coin, lightning, and the sentient yin/yang orb.
>>11355010
Flaw in your logic: Just the path from A to B is the shortest doesn't mean it's the quickest to go through.
Get it?
>>11355054
rare photo of STARVING north korean NAZI slave???
click here to see these FORBIDDEN photos Kim Jong-Un doesn't want you to see!!
>>11355065
Ting Tang orb would be the best and go the fuck to sleep.
>>11355049
>Steals yours
any y'all niggas got that screencap about a "happy mommy" or some shit
it was on /v/ and i can't remember what it was about
>tfw north korea will start a war
>tfw they'll launch one tiny nuke
>tfw the combined forces of the USA and their allies will use the opportunity to completely destroy and reform NK from the ground up, populated with caucasian men and women
>it'll become a giant storage facility for the USA's excess money Trump will bring in from our new jobs
>>11355068
The problem North Koreans have with people taking photos like this is that news stations will vilify photos like this and make it popular
ex, person sitting on a bench is homeless when they're actually just waiting for a bus, kid picking grass is starving and eating it when he's just being a kid playing in the grass and whatever
>>11355098
>implying they have grass in north korea
>>11355098
u triggered piece of garbage
Predict the outcome of the whiteknight vs blackknight war and which avafags will be on each sides
>>11355101
kek
>>11355103
no u
>>11355065
...Am used to it. Not protested by Queen of Blades, no reason for change.
How do I find new music? Jewtube's algorithm is fucking garbage.
>>11355079
>Well clearly since Shingyoku could even bicker with itself but I don't wanna double dip in HRtP
>Bah. Fine.
>>11355132
Oh, yeah, sure, if you wanna go the path of most resistance for totally arbitrary reasons, then go for it.
Well, I feel like hot garbage. Later, people.
>>11355149
Finally going to sleep
>>11355108
cherrypicking avas is a dick move
all i can say is that no one wins unless there is a shitpost target in mind
>>11355148
search up any type of genre you want desu, or even just ask for music recommendations on /b/ or here
>>11355148
You say
>What is everyone listening to?
Then you listen to everything.
>>11355163
>Unless there is a shitpost target in mind
So what you're saying is, we need a martyr to put an end to the war?
>>11355184
yes
it is impossible to blackknight and whiteknight something that isn't there in the first place
I'll make the new thread, hold on
>>11355242
>grabs ur dick
mkay
we're sinking we're sinking!