/ERP/ Thread Late night comfy hours. Previous: >>11348025

I want to be dicked by a furry

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(Fresh Bread Repost)

>>11352966
(Tests mean nothing without the practical experience to back it up egret.)
>Parasoul finds her way to a lineup of many of the young egret recruits, at least a good 2 dozen fresh faced young men in file as she makes her way over to them. Her expression was serious and unflinching as she marched past each one with her slow and sultry gait, inspecting each one from head to toe in a glance before turning around and walking back forward again. She comes to stop at just one of them in particular, turning herself to face the man and addressing him.
You.
>Parasoul gives him another take with her eyes, only to immediately take her hands to the young man. She properly tucks in the shirt of his uniform and fixes the wrinkled crease of his collar, looking him dead in the eyes as she corrected his small deviations.
Did your mother forget to dress you this morning egret? How can I lead a unit without the dignity to dress themselves? Report in 15 minutes to my office immediately, do not expect your discipline to be tireless.
>Parasoul motions for a salute of the unit and walks away, making it to her office in planning well before her appointed egret.
>>11352979
(Found it! And it looks like I responded last, go ahead and pick up from here if ya can non.)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8399279/#8404131

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Mengele ava when?

>>11353073
They all went to bed.

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>>11353096
>Alright!

>Nonon sits there, with a smug grin. Her speciality, her favorite, and her most common look. She wasn't exactly afraid of Parasoul. If anything, she just reminded her of a bootleg Satsuki. But hell, she was quite the looker anyway.
Anything I want, eh?
Well.. I'll tell ya what I know.
This outfit right here... 30 percent Life Fibers. That's as about much as a human can take without goin crazy. We think. We tried 50 percent once.. shit wasn't fun.
You could wear something made out of 100 percent fibers, but that's a huge risk, and you'll probably end up being overwhelmed.
That's as about as much as I know, Miss ruby-hair.

>>11353004
>He cared little about her cries of pain or her dog like whimpers as he slams his crotch against her face over and over. In his mind this was a wive's duty. To please the husband in anyway, shape or form and he was taking full advantage of that. Forcing her head down and pulling it back up. His cock driving through her tightening throat every time as his balls splattered her drool as it hit her chin. Every few thrusts he would stop and hold her down so he can feel the warmth of her throat and how it clamps down on him as she chokes on it. After he was satisfied with her mouth or rather bored, he pulled his soaked dick out with a less than graceful pop.
See how easy that was? Now then...
>With his wet cock hanging out he pulled her chair back and stood her up from it. Sliding her plate across the table he threw her onto it face first. Placing a hand on her back to keep her from getting up. Positioning himself behind her he pulls up her dress to reveal her ass and the lacy panties hugging it. He pulled them to the side and placed his tip against her slit. Prodding the head between her lips before jamming it in with a single thrust. Plunging his cock through her unready folds as he sheathes himself completely inside of her.

(I haven't done anything like this so I'm sure)

>>11353169
>Witch Nonon
I didn't know I needed this

>>11353096
>>11353082
Ma'am yes ma'am!
>The young recruit saluted in response to his commander. Shit! He thought. The one day that he needed to stand out for, he completely fucked up in by doing the opposite. He figured he was going to be sent back to basic due to his infractions. But alas, he had to do what had to be done. 13 minutes pass by as he waited behind her office door.
...It was always better to be early than late
>He said to himself. After taking a deep breath, he knocked 3 times on her door and awaited her fate.

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>>11353208
>What about succubus Nonon?

>>11353242
>Small spunky bratty dick-drainer
Oh god pelase

>>11353242
That's even better

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>>11353256
>Dick-drainer
I hope you mean that literally, Anon.
Because succuNonon has a thing for inch-stealing..

>>11353277
I thought that was Jolyne?

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>>11353277
Uh oh... You mean like this?

>>11353299
Nice...

>>11353277
But what can I do without a dick?

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>>11353169
Life Fibers?
>What she said wasn't familiar to Parasoul, but it was nothing remotely intimidating to her given the nature of threats already in the Canopy Kingdom. She looks at the skimpy outfit the smug young woman handed her, able to at least tell with a keen eye there was something strange in the stitching of the garment.
....Ah, we've dealt with weapons and parasites of this nature, I'm not afraid of a few strands of thread. What you said may at least be useful enough for the men in the labs to work with this sample.
>Parasoul hands off the costume to an egret to take away, the gaurds taking a bit of an interest in the slutty garment as they escort it out. The Renoir princess takes a deep breath, sitting down on the other end of the table to keep up negotiations.
Well, that's your end of the deal. So what do you want? Money? Shelter? My finest egret for a night?
>>11353222
(Good discipline in getting those trips egret.)
>Parasoul was reading a paper at the desk, hearing the knocks on the door and checking the room's clock to find her egret was at least punctual. She walked over and swung open the door for him, her curvy figure postured stiff and commanding as she looked her subordinate dead in the eyes.
You at least take orders well egret, have a seat.
>Parasoul motions him over to the chair in front of her desk, taking her seat on the other side as she got ready to size the young man up. The elegant woman doesn't break her eye contact once when speaking down to him. She lifts just one of her long legs to rest up on the desk, flaunt her flexibility and testing his mind.
You must know that these kind of call ins are justified even for such a small infraction egret. Such small mistakes can be a sign of greater issues, and I must personally make sure my men are capable of peak performance.

Did I just fucking miss Rikka

>>11353417
Who is Rikka and why should I care?

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>>11353282
>>11353282
>Jolyne's thing is big dicks!
>>11353299
>Yeah! But I could play her as a regular succubus looking for a good time.
>>11353321
>You get fucked.
>>11353323
The thread's alive, though. You break that thing, and I'll get Lady Satsuki to rain hell upon you.
>Nonon says, glaring at the people taking away her spare uniform. Iori spent a good amount of time stitching that, and if these bumbling fools stuck in the 30s were to break it.. She'd be pissed.
As for what I want... I'm already loaded, and Honnouji is a good enough home for me... I think I know exactly what I want...
I want you, sweetcheeks. Bouncing on my lap.~

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>>11353441
>Parasoul rolls her eyes at that statement, at least wondering if she had any perspective of things here despite her lacking firsthand knowledge of any kind of life fiber.
Trust me, we've dealt with some much.....much stranger living specimens, your clothes should be fine. Now, that reward then.
>Parasoul let out another heavy sigh at hearing her terms at the end with such a cocky tone, but the princess did offer her word to the young brat. The Renoir princess gets up from her side and walks right over to the smug young woman with an unamused look, taking a seat on her lap with her generous posterior and covering any and all sight of the girl's thin legs from under her waist.
I can applaud your for your taste at least.

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>>11353540
Mmmph, yeah.. Goddamn, you've got a real nice body.. Miss... shit, I don't know your name, even.
What's the word the kids use? "Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?" Yeah, I think that's it.
>As Nonon starts to grope Parasoul's chest without an ounce of shame, the princess would feel something prodding against her rear.. something in the tiny majorettes pants.
Mmph, look at you, getting me all hot and bothered!

>>11353323
>As she Parasoul opened the door, he was greeted with her perfect body. Her slender frame, perky breast and long lustful legs. She was the ideal perfect woman.
Yes Princess.
>He sits down and presents himself with near perfect posture. It required all of his manpower to not break eye contact with the beautiful woman. As she placed her beautiful legs on the table, he started to breathe heaving in self restraint.
Yes Princess. No excuses for my minor offense. Please be strict with your discipline and I promise on my life that I will never disappoint you again.

(Sorry for the super long wait. I'm not sure if you're still there. Something came up. But it's good now. Sorry again.)

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>>11353650
Aren't you rather young to be saying that?
>Parasoul's brow rose at hearing how her new accomplice chose to celebrate getting their reward, especially given that their size difference had the princess tower over the young woman on her lap. Parasoul felt a bit demeaned to be the plaything of such an arrogant girl, but wasn't planning on backing down on it after getting that intel. She just sat there in dull content until she felt something rub at her thighs, jolting in her posture in confusion and even shuffling on the girls lap. The strange prodding only grows stronger and more familiar feeling over time, leading the princess to look down and take another winded sigh.
.....I should have at least guessed something like this was coming.
>>11353678
(It's all good, I'm still about the place.)
Oh, look at us now. Are we a little glutton for punishment or are we just overcompensating now to say something like that.
>Parasoul chided her egret with a very stern tone, still looking him dead in the eye as she stretched her leg effortlessly on the table.
You can't just walk in after a mistake and promise you will never do anything bad again like a sorry child, if you want to leave this room I expect you to make up for your mistakes and your performance like a grown man.
>With just one swift motion of her long leg she kicks it across one end of the table to the other, showing off a bit of her limber as all the objects hit the floor and leave the surface perfectly flat and clean. Still looking her soldier dead in the eyes she stands up from her seat and points down on the center of the desk in strict command.
On the table egret, I am going to have to more thoroughly inspect your physique. At least have the posture to lay still.

>>11353139
Good

>>11353760
>to the very least. She frighten the hell out of him. He was a head taller than her and had about 30 more pounds of muscle than her. But something about her nature and her strict discipline just made he lose his fighting spirit.
On the table Princess?
>He repeated out loud so that she knew he was paying attention. For a split moment, the thought of her taking advantage of his body came to his mind for a second, only for him to push the idea to the back of his head. Witg a gentle shuttle head shake as he broke eye contract with her to remain thoughtful clarity if impure thoughts.

Right away princess.
>He climbed aboard to the center of her table. Sitting legs cross style with his back straight. His flaccid yet long and fat member leaned up against his inner pant leg, presenting a clearly defined silhouette.

Permission to speak freely ma'am?
>He asked with assumption she'd say yes.

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>>11353760
Feh. I may be short and flat, but I'm 18! I've got my driver's lisence and everything!
>Nonon says, gently thrusting her hips as Parasoul realizes that she's packing a bit more than she expects. She's arrogant, but she's more then earned it. She's a Three Star for a reason.
What's a matter, bigger than most of your Egrets? Fufufufu!
(Bleh, as much as I'd like to keep going, my throat is absolutely killing me, and I should probably go to sleep.)

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>>11353900
Denied.
>Parasoul replied bluntly as she grabbed him by the collar, slamming his back flat on the desk and forcing the soldier to lay prone before her. The curvy redhead towered well over her soldier from that height, her hips level with his head as she walked a slow and methodical circle around the desk to check if anything was out of order.
Egret! I just finish cleaning you off not less than an hour ago and you still find it funny to put another crease in your clothes?
>The Renoir princess found her mark soon enough, still keeping a dead serious and tone but beaming at the sight of his cock poking at his clothed crotch. With a swift motion she grabs onto the outline of his cock, holding it still and firmly in her elegant hands while looking down at him with a stern gaze for his answer.
Do you know what we have to do to take care of this little outburst of yours young man?
>>11353918
(Go ahead, I don't mind to keep it going another time. Have a good night to ya nonon, hope you're still having fun!)
>Parasoul didn't dare want to break her unfazed expression as that bratty youth was teasing her, even if the bulge poking out from under her plump backside grew stronger and longer with each passing second she was sitting on her lap.
You certainly act your age, or have the libido for it at least.
>A few thin streams of sweat form along the sides of the princess' face from the heat of the room and having to adjust her plans to handle such a massive erection, the task already feeling daunting as the length kept poking and rubbing between the elegant ruler's rear end.
And I assume getting you out of here won't be this easy will it? Care to stop wasting our time and get to what you really had in store for me, or did you think me frail and dainty just because I am a royal?

>With a loud oof, he was laying on his back in front of her. Completely caught off guard and confused by the sudden serious of very sexual events.
Crease... what crea...
>He shuts himself up as the princess as he feels her sensual hand grabbing onto his very impressive manhood.
Princess... what are you doing? I don't think this is appropriate for someone of your statue.
>He said completely ignoring the fact who he was talking too. An outburst like that could get a man killed none of the less.
Besides... there is this girl I have been talking to that I'm kinda seeing...

(I know it's fluff but I figured why not add some extra fun stuff to it.)

>>11354162
>>11354026

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>>11354162
(Nah, it's cool man.)
>Parasoul only took a much stronger grip of his cock at those last few words he spoke, asserting herself as the dominant one as her hand was trailing over to the waistline of his pants.
Oh I'm sorry egret, what was all that? I could have sworn just a moment ago you said you wanted me to be strict with my discipline and now you want to just go soft?
>The princess was getting a deviant sense of pride in watching her subordinate squirm and fluster from under her, only escalating the tension by lifting her leg and kneeling over her own desk with him. Her knees were at the side of his waist as were her toned legs, her broad hips aligned over his as she poised herself for her own lewd amusement.
A girl you say? Oh don't worry, I'm sure nothing like that will ever prevent you from serving your princess, that is what you signed up for as an egret of my personal guard is it not?
>At that last question Parasoul just pulls his pants clean off, forcing his bare cock to be exposed to the open air. She slowly lowers her plump posterior onto his waist, feeling the length of his shaft brush against her silken panties and rest between the crease of her toned butt cheeks. Despite all this escalation her expression never changed once, keeping that stern look of authority as she watched her egret react to her whims.
I mean if you have experience with women surely you could last for quite a while under such little pressure, perhaps even not break at all, I am still fully clothed aren't I egret?~

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>No Yukako ava

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>tfw you get completly shitfaced and spend the rest of the night convincing strangers of the superiority of brother x sister over the daddy meme

>>11354242
>his eyebrows narrowed as he stared wistfully into her eyes. The sexual tension between them was to much to handle. This had to be a test. A test of will and strength to not be tempted by lust.
Princess, I must thank you for testing me to my wits end. As you can see, I'm clearly royal guard material since I'm not easily seduce by...
>He was cut off as she pulled out his manhood. It had a slightly darker skin tone compared to the rest of his pale skin. His eyes remained wide open as he felt a sudden wave of confusion. Did she want him to fuck her? But... he couldn't do that. It would be morally wrong.
Mhmm...
>He moaned to himself as he closed his eyes and tried to picture something that would make him flaccid. To which, be knew it wouldn't work.
*exhale*
>He let out a very deep exhale as was beginning to allow his primal urges to win. He placed his hands gently but firmly on her hips.to provide support to her. With the way he placed his hands, it could be considered still safe from being prostitutes for sexual harassment to a superior.
Permission to please the Princess?

>>11354326
Did you win them over
Also Birudo started

>>11354390
I dunno, we were all pretty drunk here at the con. Also yeah, I'm hoping it gets subbed soon, so I can watch it once I'm back home.

>>11354396
Maybe they'll have drunken incestous fantasies then. Aye same my dude, hope you enjoy

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>>11354382
It's cute for you to ask at the least, granted.
>Parasoul's lips began to curl into a very confident grin at just watching and hearing the trained soldier swelter under her body. Feeling his erection nestled comfortably between her cheeks she could tell he was straining to withhold himself, even feeling him take a hand to each of her broad hips to steady himself. The Renoir noble simply responded to his reactions with a steady sway of her hips, rocking back and forth along the soldier's bare crotch. She could feel his cock slide along the smooth skin of her ass, tightening her muscles from below while her flowing red hair and ample bosom swayed gently with her motions.

>>11354450
>we

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>>11354450
(And yet another character that perfectly fits my tastes.)

>>11354450
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>>11354450
Geez they really gotta take a bicycle pump to them to make 14 year old kids fuckable huh?

>>11354482
>>11354495
I don't get this meme

>>11354448
>almost certainly missed my chance to do anything with Parasoul
Fuck

>>11354465
>wuz

>>11354501
it's not a meme, you're just a pedophile

>>11354516
>shit fetishes

>>11354482
>>11354495
>four teen
Better start making that time machine now then.

>>11354501
I'm not memeing, that's just not what children look like if you actually want to fap to them weirdo.

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>>11354504
(Not adverse to you ever asking again anon, sorry it is too late for me to pick up anything else for the night.)

>>11354548
Maybe some other day then.

>>11354532
>n shiet

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Christmas Cakes > Nerds > Goth Girls > Tomboys > Brown Girls > Red Heads >>>>>>>>> Everything else.

>>11354578
Replace Brown Girls with crazies and we're golden.

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>>11354578
>Redheads and brown that low while goth is high
Meh

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>>11354450

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>>11354591
>sticking your dick in crazy
>missing rule 2 of waifu class
>>11354601
Goths are cute, and snu snu is a shit meme.

>>11354615
>Edgy teen tier sad sacks are cute but a woman who'd know how to ride your cock and ride it to the limits is shit
Remarkable how your taste only gets worse.

>>11354615
>needing a class to know how to pick waifus
maybe if you're a fucking faggot lmao

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>>11354627
>Emos and Goths are the same
>Wanting your pelvis to be destroyed
>Sex is the only trait that matters
>>11354642
Clearly you need it with out badly your tastes are.
Have fun getting stabbed and burned to death by some crazy freak.

>>11354653
Show butt.

>>11354652
>applying irl logic to waifus
next you'll do the whole AKSHULLY A TWO FOOT COCK WOULD MAKE YOU PASH OUT FROM BLOOD LOSH thing won't you

>>11354448
(This might be my last post of the night. Mind if we pick it up later?)

>and with her approval, he begins to let his body take control of his actions in a very primal way. He squeezes the firm skin on her hips as his cock began to tighten from her constant teasing. Parasoul was a goddess of seduction... he knew that now. He grabbed his cock and guided it into her ass. Her long legs have been tempting all night, so he now has the ability to see where they go. With the tip of his cock finding the exit point on her body, he realized how tight she was and decided to be gentle with her and allow her to keep the idea of being in control.
Come over here princess...
>He placed his index finger and thumb and guided her face to his lips. His eyes stared directly into her on eye, since the other was always being covered.
God you're pretty
>He said as his hips gently buckled upwards towards her.
You okay with this?

>>11354653
(No but your little /ss/ is here for another 5 minutes if you want to say hi)

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>>11354668
>not
If your waifu can't physically be real, then she's shit anon.

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>>11354672
(Same here I feel, glad to pick this up another night anon, and goodnight to ya!)

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>>11354692
Or you just have a shit imagination.

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>>11354717
>I have to make shit up for my waifu to work

Seems like you're just compensating for other people's laziness.
It's like saying "W-WELL IN MY HEADCANON SHE'S NOT SHIT!"

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>not sticking your dick in crazy
wow when did /erp/ become a bunch of limpdick pussies

>>11354701
(It's fine. I'm gonna go real soon but just follow lead for the time being. If you don't like it, we can stop)

You made it!
>He ran up to her and gave her a bug hug.
I've missed you so much!
>He said kissing her on the thigh. The young one full of life and wonder as he stands back grabs her by the hand
I made you something! I made this during class. It's a small picture I painted with my fingers! I hope you like it!
>the young one guided her by her hand to a table with a picture of her that he drew. It was hideous in sense of symmetry and art, but the cute concept was there.
So are you here to take me on another fun trip?! Or are you just saying hi?
>He asked with a wide goody smile that fill even the evilist of hearts. How can one say no to a small fry with a missing tooth.

>>11354740
about as much sense as "well in my headcanon she'd ever look in my general direction much less fuck me"

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>>11354748
>being so desperate for puss that you have to fuck someone mentally disabled

>>11354693
(Thanks love. Hope to see you soon)

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>>11354759
>disabled
how many psych classes you dropped out of senpai

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>>11354757
I don't even have to mention that she's generally unrealistic, even for a waifu.
There's also the fact that liking muscles is literally gay, and that most snu snu bitches talk like retards and are generally uncivilized.

>>11354701
This was for you. Don't know what happen to the reply >>11354750

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>>11354774
Yeah, because literally psychotic people are well-functioning members of society and don't have any social problems!

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>>11354777
No one was even talking about muscles, your shit taste is overriding basic reading comprehension.

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>>11354791
>it's physically impossible to both have a mental psychosis and not be an autist in public
Says more about you than my waifu taste famiglianno

>>11354794
>give other reasons why snu any girls are shit
>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Are you dense?

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>>11354806
>not even talking about snu snu girls
>brings up snu snu girls
>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Are you?

>>11354805
>a crazy girl that's not even that crazy
That's not what most people want. Most people that like yandere want a serious nutcase that threatens people's lives.

>>11354748
I learned not to stick my dick in bi-polar crazy latinas. Which is most of them.

>>11354818
You can BE completely batshit and still make it in public you know.
Shit that's part of the fetish for me.

What are we fighting about now?

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>>11354777
>Trying to hold a sophisticated world view with video game tier "you have to sacrifice intelligence for strength" stat balance logic

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>>11354814
>Bring up how snu snu girls would break your pelvis
>WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT SNU SNU GIRLS

>>11354834
>bi-polar crazy latinas
that's redudant all PAPI WHY JULY TO ME headass bitches are crazy
not even the fun kind

>>11354837
Something undoubtedly stupid.
I'd take the dead silence over this desu.

>>11354835
Doubt.jpg
>>11354838
This has nothing to with stats, Amazon girls are written as Cave women retards.
Show me a "smart" Amazon girl.

>>11354843
Oh wait the root post had two parts.
I was talking about the crazies.
Because that part at least has root in irl the "anyone with any remote amount of muscle will shatter your bones" shit proves you've never been around anyone buff much less fucked them

>>11354853
She-Hulk

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>>11354853
>doubt.jpg

>>11354853
One faggot literally posted one right there, >>11354601 fuck just about any Gerudo really. But it's nice to see you'll try and generalize that fucking hard and still pretend you're the totally right and smart boy bitching up half the thread with your shit taste.

>>11354853
Korra

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>>11354854
>mildly buff girls = snu snu girls
Show me a girl IRL that looks like this
>>11354601

>>11354858
IIRC she's only smart when not in hulk form. Then again, I don't really read capeshit, so I wouldn't really know.
>>11354868
No, I seriously fucking doubt someone who's murder-crazy can be a functioning person in society.
Show me where this is the case.
>>11354877
>live in the middle of the fucking desert
>civil
The fucking gorons are more civil.
>>11354884
Not any snu.

>>11354884
>solve all problems with punching-tier bint
>smart

>>11354891
>when not in hulk form
nigga she's literally always in hulk form that's like the most basic fucking tenet of her character how secondary can you even BE

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>Show me proof of subjective thing X but also subjective thing Y
>Not a true thing X
>Not a true thing Y
Wow nice double scotsman fallacy there.

>>11354898
Again I don't read capeshit. But you have ONE. And even then she looks like a fucking ogre so it's hardly a win.

>>11354891
>They have a architecturally sound city in the middle of the fucking desert, understand trade/currency, easily one of the best military regimes in the kindgoms, and several pieces of fashion, jewelry, and art but because their buff they have to be savage idiots.
The fucking straw coming out of this faggot right here.

>>11354891
Most serial/spree killers get the "they always seemed so nice/adjusted" treatment if they're not elliot rodger-tier.
Bundy was a pua for chrissakes

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>>11354891
>she's only smart when not in hulk form
Dude, she's 24/7 in Hulk form.
And she's a lawyer!

>>11354917
>she looks like a fucking ogre
>this
Low quality bait.jpg

>>11354898
>Being subjected to gamma radiation makes you a hulking retard
That only happens to banner because of emotional trauma you fuckwitt, other characters have turned into everything from she-hulk amazons who are smart enough to hold a law degree to literal super geniuses you fucking retard.

>>11354917
>she looks like an ogre
>this is somehow relevant
the goalposts have hit escape velocity and are entering earth's orbit

>>11354917
(Fuck, this was meant for this dumbshit, sorry man)>>11354959

>>11354959
....that's what i'm saying
I'm not sure if you misread or misquoted

>>11354926
Ugh fucking great, now YOU'RE here too.

>>11354973
Nah it's cool.

man i just wanted a crazy bih with great hair what the fuck did i start

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>>11354987
np man have some patrician taste.

>>11354996
Like who?

>>11355009
>>11354295

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We muscles now?

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>>11354981
I'll keep quiet.

>>11355073
>kissu

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Post avas you want to see played

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>>11355019
(I can play this game too!!)

>>11355112
Wait we don't have a mercy in thread?

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>>11355112
>mercy
LORD HAVE MERCY
>>11355115
D E L E T E T H I S
>>11355109
>kissu

>>11355019
If people have amazon girls ideas, throw 'em out.
So far, I can think of:
>Amazon from Dragon Crown
>She-Hulk
>Wonder Woman
>Gerudo ladies
>Zarya
>Jasper

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>>11355123
A-Apologies Kurisu.

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>>11355137
YOU BETTER BE SORRY

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>>11355144
I mean it... I was only joking around!

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>>11355112

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>>11355112

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>>11355152
I'll forgive you just this once.
Do not let it happen again or I'll tell Mayuri.

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>>11355187
I promise, it won't happen again. A-And don't tell Mayuri please...
>Hugs the female scientist

>>11355247
Holy shit this one is actually funny save a few boring ass lines

It's time to wake up ERP.

>>11355298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1SJaTSaa4A

>>11355266
Literally the first one I've ever done but thanks. Which ones were boring?

>>11355345
Short ones like liberal and is the town bicycle. Try to keep exaggerating it like "literally only voted Hilary to get his dick wet." and "Addicted to the taste and texture of other people's semen."

>>11355371
Ah. I see then. Thanks.

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>>11355112

It's so late it is actually early.

So what's up, bitches?

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>>11355112

>>11355142
Morning cute ESL
>Kissus

>>11355450
Ours just came back

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>>11355456
Evening Cute Anocchi.
>Kissus him back.

>>11355463
Say, who out of all your avas have the biggest petto?

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>>11355522
Nozomi, all my other female avas, included the secret ones have more modest bust size.

>>11355540
Well she does have a pretty lovely figure. One that I wouldn't mind hugging and cuddling with.

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>>11355554
I would like to be a taller and sometimes having a big chest can be a hassle. But thank you Anocchi.

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>>11355450
Bard-bot does some amazing animations.

>>11355580
But how will you be able to rest your head on my shoulder if you're taller than I am? And the loveliness of your figure makes up for the hassle, I'm sure.

Also I was ONE OFF FROM HAVING QUINT 5'S AAAAH

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>>11355617
The Random Number God is harsh Anocchi. Really harsh.

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Sorry for not cominbfback yesterday; it was a bit more hectic than I thought! How are you guys feeling this morning?

>>11355632
It's okay, you're forgiven from not cominbfback.

>>11355632
I'm doing great actually, just had a double shot espresso and I'm all hyped up.

>>11355611
That is far too much ass than is legally acceptable.

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>>11355632
>I put the fun in fungus
Wew

Good morning erp. who up?

>>11355632
What would happen if Peach ate a mushroom?

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>>11355636
Aww, thank you sir! You are so nice~
>Peach chuckled lightly, beaming up at him.

>>11355639
Mmhm, sounds likenthatbwould certainly wake you up~!

>>11355646
I also put the Peach in Peachy~!
>She giggled a bit while shaking her ass for him.
Granted, it was just missing a letter, but still!

>>11355652
>bimbo Peach
Whew

>>11355652
Whoa. I guess you really do.
>Goes up behind her and gropes one of her cheeks on her rear
Tell me, do you bruise like the Peach you are?

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>>11355641
Ignore all pretenders, there are only two true claimants of the Ass Queen throne.

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>>11355650
I just grow in height a bit; sorry if that sounds disappointing...

>>11355653
Aw, do you think I'm hot mister~? With my nice, soft, lips...
>She slowly licks her lips, moaning a bit while stepping closer to him.
Or my heavy, plump boobs~?
>The blonde bimbo inquires, pressing her still clothed tits together to show off how perky they are.

>>11355668
>She gasps and shivers a bit in his touch, sighing a bit and giving him a soft patient smile.
A-ah...I don't know; doesn't happen often~
>She lies nonchalantly, her grin growing into a smirk, as if to say "try me yourself".

>>11355693
Um, well your lips look rather nice and soft. But then again your boobs look soft too. It's hard to decide.

>>11355632
Is it time for that interview?

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>>11355693
What if you ate enough for this to happen?

>>11355693
Really? Well let's just see about that.
>With his hand he raises it up before delivering a slap onto her soft, clothed buttocks as it jiggles around a little before settling down again.
You think you can handle a harder hit than that? You seem as though you enjoy this.

>>11355683
Both is good.

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>>11355701
Oh, mister~...I'm so happy to hear that I look so soft and thick!
>Peach chuckles, draping her hands around his neck, humming happily, pursuing her lips for a kiss.
Mmmhm...kiss me; make me yours~

>>11355702
Ah, of course! Thank you for taking this job seriously~!
>The princess warmly grins, patting down a seat next to her on the sofa.

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>ctrl+f Paul
>0
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS TALK ABOUT ME ALRAEDY

>>11355722
O-Of course! It would be an honor to be considered and all.
>He gives a quick nod, shuffling into the seat next to her, managing only a slight distance between them.

Nah.

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>>11355707
Oh my...I think that would just be like a mega mushroom, but even than the effects won't be long lasting...sorry, but I'm not really interested in this.

>>11355719
>Bracing for impact, Peach moans out softly, shakily breathing in and out faster in excitement.
A-ah...harder, more...please...
I-I love having my nice, fat ass spanked like this. I-it reminds me of how much of a slut I really am...

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>>11355745
Paul is cute! CUTE!

>>11355799
>Smacks Kurishit
Don't encourage it

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>>11355811
G-gomenasai..

>>11355778
>He obliges happily with her request, delivering harder blows every time to her plump ass. He puts his head close by hers, his mouth just by her ear as he whispers to her.
You're a dirty lady aren't you? Do you want me to ravage your womanhood like the slut you are?

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>>11355799
not you kurishit fuck off and kill yourself

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>Filter MD5

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>>11355755
>She chuckles at his dedication, her face beaming down at him, before getting the interview away.
First off, how do you plan on getting a body like me for my races?

>>11355816
Oh, fuck! Yes! YES!
>Peach squeals out in arousal, her body shaking madly in delight and submission to this powerful anon, her rear indeed beginning to get red and bruised like a peach.
Y-yes...pull my hair, pound my cunt, spit on me...make me your bitch, master...

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>pic related will never ever be you
Being a cock-loving slut is hard. Also /ftt/ is kinda dead so I'll be here for a bit.

>>11355849
You could always make it happen here, you know.

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>>11355865
Hnn... I-I know that, but I'm not a fan of 'erping'! I like /ftt/ better because I'm not good with the whole greentext and being in character shtick.

>>11355843
Well. I don't mean to brag, but I am a bit... Shapely.
>He punctuates it by nudging his rump against hers, the size and shape surprisingly similar.
B-But as for the rest, I'm sure a good workout regimen and padding should get me there!

>>11355880
>lemme lurk even though I have no intent to /erp/ ever
paul you already cased for (you)s like five seconds ago come on man

>>11355843
>He grins as she was beaten to submission, wanting to be smashed by his cock. He pushes her against the wall before lifting up her skirt, seeing the red ass that showed his work. he presses his groin up to it, rubbing his bulge against her cheeks
Then be a good girl and bend over, or you'll be receiving more discipline~

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>>11355899
But Paul doesn't lurk.

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>>11355899
I-I'm not Paul!
I just wanna be here because you anons post some cute stuff and nice lewds sometimes, honest!

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>>11355894
Oh, you think you can pad THESE~?
>Peach hummed out, reaching for his hands and pressing them against her chest, humming happily.
Well, either way; when will you be available for this job~?

>>11355901
>Nodding obediently, she does indeed bend over, pressing her hands against the wall, shaking her rear against his own pelvis, humming sweetly.
Mas,ter...

>>11355919
>He'd turn bright red for a moment, quickly yanking away from her chest after an unintended squeeze.
I'm sure something can get worked out... And I'm willing to start as soon as possible!

>>11355880
I'm sure you just need some more practice at it. I bet you'd make a very good slut.

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I'm thinking of playing Glossi sometime soon. Although I know 'some things' about her, I don't really have that good of a grasp on her character. Anyone here who can help?

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>>11355943
I tried before, and it didn't really work out that well. I didn't have as much fun being a slut here. Usually I'm more than happy to be around some anon's big, throbbing dick, but when I try to erp I spend too much effort trying to be in-character to enjoy myself and it all feels a bit lacking in the end.

>>11355977
One of Paul's 'avas'
Give up while you're ahead
you will receive needless shitposting

>>11355978
Being a megaslut isn't really "in-character" for any of the characters people play here. Basically, if you've got the general semblance of their personality down and can work a dick with words, you're fine.

>>11355995
Didn't someone else picked up Lord Dom even though it was one of Paul's? I think having a non-autistic Glossi is a great idea.

>>11356007
that's the thing. Anyone that actually did pick up LD turned out to be a retard one way or another.
They're all cursed. They're all beyond help. Save yourself.
You might not be a retard/psycho/autist/faggot now, but once you play any of Paul's ""avas"" it'll be over for you.

>>11355978
Everyone's always a bit like that at first. You just gotta get the hang of it.

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>>11356006
I knoooow, goofball! I still don't think I'll be that great. My brain just stalls up when I try to use greentext or 'action' lines and such.
>>11356033
Might be! I personally don't wanna force others to slog through awful RPs here until I get better at it, and I already prefer /ftt/ anyway, so...

>>11356025
I mean, it's ultimately my choice if I want to play her or not, but then again maybe the superstition could be true, so I'll think about it.

>>11355977
All I could do is wish you luck and hope shitposters don't get to you

>>11356053
What about the actions causes you to stall, exactly?

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>>11356025
>be me
>my card has gardevoir
>mfw

>>11356025
>cursed
The amount of times I heard this word drives me off the wall.
No ava is "cursed". There is no such thing as an ava being "cursed".
Some people thought it would be funny to take Paul's character and shitpost with it/play them as retards and /somehow/ that makes them "cursed".
Can we stop spreading this stupid shit and just have other people who are willing to play the characters seriously like >>11355977 play those characters?
"Cursed" my ass...

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>>11356076
I... don't know, actually! I just don't know what to write down, and whatever I do write feels awkward to read!

>>11356122
M y n i g g a

>>11356123
Hmm, sounds to me like you just need more practice, really.

Most people will be very tolerant if you let them know beforehand that you're pretty new at this and aren't too sure how to go about it.

>>11356122
But that's Paul, though.

>>11356166
How the heck could he be Paul? He isn't even blog posting or doing any other shenanigans

>>11356166
>Although I know 'some things' about her, I don't really have that good of a grasp on her character.
And they tell me I dunno how to read...

>>11356196
>>11356189
>Not knowing how Paul keeps coming back with the same avas pretending to be "totally a new person for real guise" only to be later revealed that it was him.

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>>11356153
Again, you might be right! Even if I need practice, though, I still don't want people to 'help' me learn instead of doing what they should be doing: have fun.
Even if I ask them and they say it's okay, it just doesn't feel right for me! Plus, my biggest turn-off from being here is the constant withhunts and name-dropping. It doesn't get to me too much, but I'd rather go somewhere else instead of putting up with it.

>>11356204
>>11356007
>>11356057
>Not realizing they are actually being rational and reasonable unlike that fuck tard.

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>>11355939
>Sorry about that, but I have to leave, but don't worry; I saved your reply so we can continue next time! Take care!

>they actually fell for Paul's post
Heh

>>11356204
>let's presume that each time someone wants to take a taken ava, it's Paul in disguise
And that's how we never have new avas/people who are willing to try new things.
I'd rather take my chances and help out people who ask for help. If it turns out to be Paul, at least I got him to ERP instead of going on a "kys rampage" and dumb subjects that have nothing to do with the thread.

>11356240
>They actually think he's Paul
heh heh

>>11356211
I see... Shame. I dare to say if you can work that mouth of yours half as good at sucking dick as explaining yourself, you'd make any man cum within seconds.

>>11356222
Fair 'nuff. See ya toadstool.

>>11356247
It's one thing to want to play Gardevoir, Panty, or hell even LD, but this balloon maid bullshit? Really? Who other than Paul would even know about that character, let alone want to RP as it?

@11356251
>they're so buttblasted they fell for it, they refuse to give out (You)s
Heh.

>>11356251
>>11356240
>>11356220
>>11356204
>>11356196
>>11356189
>>11356166
>>11356122
>>11356025
>>11355995
>>11356276
Will you all just stop your whining about whether he's paul or not? If he isn't Paul, then we get a new better ava. If he is, then so be it. At least just wait and see who it is instead of speculating about as much as people who thinks Bush did 9/11.

>>11356247
Literally tried that three times in the last month alone
All ended on another kys rampage

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>>11356259
Um... t-thank you? I know I babble a lot but that's only because I don't have some cock to shut me up! I'm not the best cockslut out there, but I definitely know how to make a man happy with my mouth. I love cock too much to leave someone unsatisfied. <3

11356276
>Thinks that they are the ones with thin skin when they are hypocritically doing it themselves.
hhe

>>11356291
>then so be it
If he's Paul, he needs to be reminded why everyone hates him until he kills himself. Seeing as he hasn't an hero'd yet, it's not over just yet.

>>11356295
I'd love to see if you can put your money with your mouth is sometime. Or rather put your mouth, well you get the idea.
Oh well, maybe some other time then. Just don't be a stranger at least, yeah?

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>>11356312
Yea, I get it. I only get dumb when I'm getting my face fucked. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
If you ever happen to be in /ftt/ you can ask for a cockslut and I'll probably answer! I spend more time there than I do here.

>>11356309
If you really have to bombard him with shitposts and all of that in the case he is Paul, then just wait after he reveals himself. After all, Paul's disguise wears off in a short period of time, so you can tell him to kys all you want when that happens. Until then, let's just see if he is Paul. If he wrote a starter then that would be something.

H-Hello?

>>11356529
Yes this is dog

>>11356291
Paul said last thread that he was gonna try to pick up Glossi again.
The timing of the post in this thread coincides to when Paul was known to be around because he posted about wanting (You)s or whatever.
Not to mention it's an ugly ass character only Paul and a few others would like

To conclude, it's Paul and you guys have him the attention he wanted.

Are you all new or something, you guys act like Paul doesn't just reveal who he is after 2 or 3 posts every time or something
You're just shitting up the thread with this paranoia

>>11356053
If you were to ever pick up a character here, who would it be?

>>11356546
Don't you think that's a bit of a stretch? Why would Paul announce he was going to play an ava openly and act like he isn't the same guy? I know the guy's not the sharpest tool in the shed but even he knows that would be too obvious, especially when he absolutely hates the shitposts afterwards. If he really wanted to be under the radar, he would've done better than that.

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>>11356569
Hm... if I had to, I'd pick Hotaru, the candyslut. I think she's a real cutie!
If not her, then probably some cute girl from Pokemon. You guys need one of those, right?

>>11356582
>Why would Paul announce he was going to play an ava openly and act like he isn't the same guy?
he did it before

>>11356617
Yeah, he did. And look where that got him, do you honestly think he would be doing it again despite him knowing he's going to be shitposted in the end?

>>11356648
Yes.

>>11356648
He continues to post here every week despite being near-universally hated and shitposted at.
I don't think anything is going to stop him at this point.

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>The year is MMXVII
>People are still bringing absurd amounts of attention to Paul when that's literally exactly what he wants
Hate him or hate him, the guy is amazing at baiting people for attention.
That or ERP anons are a special kind of retarded.

>>11356886
hey that's gm_construct

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>>11356886
You are giving him far too much credit. Paul is not amazing at baiting people, he just says a lot of swear words and insults people, which sets them off.
There is nothing Paul does that I couldn't do.
People just reply to reply.

What are some interesting scenarios to start a ERP with?

>>11357054
Girldick

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>>11357054
Strangling someone.

>>11357071
Kill yourself

>>11357054
Voring Kurisu

>>11357076
>>11357071
>>11357087
"Scenarios".
Not fetishes, guys.
You know, time and space.

>>11357054
Starting the RP mid morning blowjob with the person receiving the suck restrained.

>>11357041
Hence I said "ERP anons ate a special kind or retarded".

No, telling him to kill himself is like telling a brick wall to kill itself.

>>11357054
Having a girl sneak into a guys room and give him a blowjob while he's sleeping. Bonus bonus if he wakes up.

>>11357096
Kidnap a nigga until he either fucks a baby in you or gets forcibly feminized

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>>11357096
Strangling someone in an alley at night.
>>11357111
I think that even if he didn't get (you)s he would still post anyway.

>>11357104
Having a RP and a half something I'd like to do someday, and I never really see done.

Either it starts off halfway, then round 2 is the actual scene, or the proper one is round 1, but ends up in kicking off round 2, that sorta thing.

>>11357096
Ayy lmao matriarch getting a harem of scantily-clad and/or dolled-up dudes

>>11357133
We really don't know that though because the second he posts he gets a (You)

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>>11357148
This.
Monster/alien brood mother constantly getting impregnated and giving birth by her many male worshipers would be glorious.

>>11357183
>xenomorph queen ava never

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>>11357152
There's been many a times where has posted and never gotten them.

>>11357241
Literally had just that in this very thread until you gave him one!
Really makes me think.

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>>11357251
I never said I wasn't retarded.

>>11357261
No shit, you think Dr. Pepper tastes good, of course you're retarded.

>>11357054
Being 10 inches tall.

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>mfw I turned half the board into a discussion about Paul because I chose a ava he happened to have
Feels good man

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>>11357278

>>11357344
UNPUFF

Where is Shy Gal when you need her?

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>>11357386

>>11357261
>Licks tum.

>>11357469
>Licks eyeball

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>>11357487
>Kurisu tummy.
Oh my.
>>11357495
>Kurisu's eyeball pops out of its socket.

>>11357520
>Puts pirate patch on instead
There, all good

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>>11357565
>eyepatches
The cutest.

>>11357596
Now show me your dick

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>>11357618

>>11357908
Thx

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>avatar/anon writes 'pleasures ______'
>not 'pleases _____'

>tfw wanna try a male furry ava
>the big majority of his art is gay stuff and you're afraid to attract the wrong crowd

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>ava posts
>gets five one-lines that boil down to "hewwo! >kissus u" and two posts actually trying to start a session
>the kissuposters get mad if they're ignored

>>11358061
>Kissus your avas

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>avatar writes 5 sentences of a starter
>0 replies
>Jinx says hi
>at least 4 replies

>>11358139
>runs down the line and gropes every last one of your characters
now write me a specific reaction for everyone on your card

>>11358212
I've got no avas anon. Just kissus.

>>11358181
Old meme

Any monster girls looking to drain me of semen?

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>>11355212
>Pokes butt with tail

>>11358644
Most of our monstergirl posters appear to be MIA

I want ___ to show up

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Can you please stop raiding /flg/? Thanks.

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>>11358181
>Avatar writes a well written and decently long starter
>Gets memes and variations of "type less"
>Someone responds seriously
>"OWAIN BACK AT IT AGAIN"

>>11358794
>implying it's not f-list fags falseflagging
Go back to f-list

>>11358791
Shego

>>11358791
Shy Gal

>>11358791
Reimu

>>11358791
Peridot but as LD
shame they're too busy in /ftt/

>>11358791
A milf

/ftt/ > /flg/ > /ntr/ > /erp/

>>11358929
What is /ftt/?

I want to be femdommed so bad.

>>11358978
fapping together thread
it's like /erp/ but it has next to no drama

>>11358929
>ntr better than anything other than messing
Lmao

>>11359061
>he thinks /erp/ is actually better than /ntr/
lol

Where my lurkers at?

>>11359189
Yo

>>11358791
Trash
Star
Somebody into hypno shit that isn't dmg

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>>11359189

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Anyone here do omorashi RPs?

>>11359276
Can't say I ever seen someone play it.

Can I get some advice about erp-ing? I get too scared and flustered whenever I try to do it, I freeze up and I feel the spaghettI start to spill. Then I get disappointed in myself because I failed at pretending to have sex over a computer. Please help.

What's everybody up to this fine Lord's Day?

>>11359367
>he still feels shame

>>11359027
It's even worse in the rabbit hole because it's not even rp at that point. Just fat men telling you to jerk your dick

>>11359081
Well NTR has Peridot hanging around all the time, so I wouldn't really call that a plus.

>>11359449
Whats NTR?

>>11359460
National Talk Radio

>>11359477
Thanks senpai

>>11359367
Remember that there's nothing anyone can do to you, that you are on an anonymous board and just focus on the words "fuck it" and have fun.

Any cuties around to cuddle with?