HG, Hunger Games.
It is time for Payday Games.
You have five minutes.
>>11351101
I haven't been in much of a fighting mood lately but once on a while you can't deny that itch to commit some legal murder.
>Dries hair
>>11351101
It's time. It's time
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11351101
Got my swords, LET'S GO!
>>11351023
I love you too, Nii-chan!
>>11351070
>Karen blinks a couple of times while her eyes are resting on the con man's face and nods rapidly right after. A tiny text bubble pops on the top of her head which says ''Karen will remember this.''
Done! I'll kick your butt when you can less expect it.
>>11351101
I'm redongo bongo! Let's kick some villains' butt.
>>11351101
>Beltboy meticulously reloads his arsenal of firearms, and cleans his sunglasses quickly
Get's get this shit on the road.
>>11351101
>>11351112
Swap me for him.
>>11351153
>Get's
>not Let's
Nice job, Me.
>>11351074
I don't want you to sully your ribbons on my filthy dick, but I also don't want anyone but you. Even if you are a cop!
>>11351101
>>11351148
Did you really just agree to that?
>>11351157
Thank you very much for giving this opportunity.
I'll try my best, for the both of us.
>>11351171
Adachi, you sly dawg.
>>11351157
Accepted.
Begin.
>>11351190
>>11351167
How about these handcuffs? I'll teleport them right onto your parts and then chain you to a pipe to let the rats have at you.
>>11351178
>tfw you literally can't stop schlicking to the thought of Deku shitting in your mouth
>>11351190
Beowulf... Rulz.
Kids will love this!
>>11351190
Time to break a little bad.
>>11351203
>
I said gentle, bitch.
>>11351205
seek help
>>11351205
I mean yeah he's cute but scat is just gross man, come on.
>>11351190
Fuck this... and this... ESPECIALLY this one.
>Matt slams his sword pommel into each window
>>11351190
Maybe if he can wring his clothes out on my abs, Eren with go out with me after I kill every titan...
What am I seeing?
You all hesitate to kill?
Time to fall asleep.
>>11351171
>The poor girl thinks for a couple of seconds and then her face expression changes to one with horror. Karen moves her hands in front of her, on circles while repeating her same words over and over again.
WAIT! NO! WAIT! NO! WAIT! NO!
>>11351190
Lets drink after this game! When we actually have accomplishments!
>>11351216
You said dom, does caring what you sound like something I would do in that role?
>>11351190
>That Kosaku Event
Canon.
>>11351190
Red. Always red. The hell was I thinking?
>>11351239
Alright, hurry it the hell up, I don't want you bastards screwing up my carpet.
>>11351239
ART IS FOR NERDS
The only art I need is a headlock and an elbow drop ALL the way from the top rope.
AWOOO
>>11351249
Kek.
minecraft dirt block
Man, that shark can talk,
and that stack of cards can drive.
How illogical.
>>11351239
LEAVE THE ANTI FREEZE WE DON'T NEED IT!
>>11351241
>Adachi turns his back to the girl, trying to contain his laughter after the girl realized what he meant. He turns his head slightly and watches her from the corner of his eye, a small chuckle escaping his mouth as he watches her act like a spastic.
Sorry, Karen. There are no take-backs with me. You agreed to it and we're going to do it at some point in time. Don't worry though, I'll be nice and gentle with you.
>>11351279
Worth it
>>11351239
>>11351279
>Beltboy looks at the list of riches he needs to steal, and sees "Samurai Armor" at the bottom of the list once again
Why do I need you to get this stupid armor again? I thought I already stole some for ya.
>>11351290
ADACHI YOU ARE ABOUT TO LITERALLY RAPE A FIGURATIVE CHILD.
>>11351279
>>11351279
Wait we're suppose t--
>Deku smacks a hand up against his forehead, realizing that he's supposed to be acting like a villain
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ACTING LIKE A BAD GUY! HOW COULD I FORGET?! OHMIGOSH I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH AN IDIOT!
>>11351279
A lot of loyalty, you COWARDS!
Ngh...I want to...make a Jill Sandwich...unf...
>>11351310
She's not a child, but I have no problem giving her one.
You are a hero,
yet you leave a life to chance.
What are you doing?
The deck of cards drive,
but it cannot call a phone.
And you will get fucked.
>>11351241
Aaaaaaa-tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata!
Omai wa mo, tasan!
>>11351310
All the people he wanted were underage, I think. Not sure how old Mikasa is but Karen and Tsuyu are certainly underage.
Me too. I am also A Dachsund-y.
>>11351290
>The continues to repeat her words through the duration of his chuckle until she rubs her eyes with her right arm. Her eyes come up to meet the man, listening to his words.
You're just conning me right now, this was your plan all along but if you come closer to me I'll kick you. Stop trying to con me, con man. I say NO! now and it stays as a NO!
>>11351347
She's 19 now but we haven't seen it yet because ISAYAMA IS A FUCKING HACK!
>>11351336
Ohh? What are you?
Escape.
>>11351358
Heh.
>>11351360
>19
Too old for Dachi.
>>11351358
Austin as DIO doesn't help
>>11351190
>>11351244
Maybe you should just leave the drinking to me. I don't want to be known as the guy who gave some kid booze.
>>11351239
Part one complete! I do this kind of stuff all the time, just follow me and-
>>11351279
>Ezreal proceeds to walk into his teammates tripmine and gets blown the fuck up, demonstrating the improper way of traversing a booby-trapped heist.
Fell for one of the oldest traps in the book. What a disgrace...
>>11351363
WOAH HEEL TURN! Not cool bro!
>Sells
>>11351351
>The continues
>>11351363
>"why does the narator keep referring to me as a girl?"
>>11351358
>>11351351
>This is literally the man's response.
>>11351386
Wishful thinking.
A kill already,
so soon after the slaughter.
I am feeling hope.
>Internet is dying while I'm trying to do some are pee
Freaking rude
>>11351363
Hey Austin, give me a hand will ya!?
>Dallas has been taken into custody
>Blocks response
>Unsees
>Hides
>Forgets
>Runs away
>Hides
>>11351351
Did you forget what I said? If you kick me, I'll be making your belly kick in a couple of months. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of that.
>Adachi places his index finger and thumb on his chin, stroking the part of his face with a rather inquisitive expression across his facial features.
You did agree to it after all and it would be pretty rude of you to go back on your word...
>>11351432
>This is the man's literal persistence.
>>11351425
>Forgot image
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
>>11351448
Oh fuck I'm gonna have to ship with this guy.
Are those two repeats?
Loli robs the train again,
and the deck still sucks.
>>11351435
Only if I kick you, huh...
>Karen takes a couple of steps forward and lifts her foot off the ground. She maintains this position for a couple of seconds, looking at the man rubbing his chin. Then she spins a single time to deliver a kick to his stomach but it quickly retracts to her body and a fist appears out of nowhere. With the surprise fist formed on her right hand, Karen punches him with all the strength she had. Even her veins are bulging out as a huge wave of air is sent behind the con man.
STOP TRYING TO DECEIVE ME.
Is Ocelot here?
>>11351448
>>11351410
>>11351349
>>11351336
>whiteknights will literally go this far to defend the chastity of a retarded Spic's anime avatar
Aren't you a white knight?
Could you not save her in time?
Or are you lying?
oh fuck i just came again to deku's dookies.......
>>11351508
>karen is araragi
as expected
The Feast has arrived.
Just scroll to the last event
for your irony.
>>11351508
>make a simple Adachi/Hokuto no Ken joke about the situation
>I'm somehow whiteknighting
>mfw
>>11351572
You are a disappointment. No, not were, are.
What nerves?
>>11351572
>Guts is one of Karen's whiteknights
>>11351595
I love you too, anonymous. I love you too.
>>11351622
You have no tact and your English is sub-par at best. Kys.
The dragon goes boom.
Isn't he a vehicle?
That is just lazy.
>dragon
um
>>11351363
Aliens. I hate aliens.
Everyone lonely,
and the only duo here
soon gets cut in half.
>>11351674
>";)"
>>11351650
How well you speak means nothing on the battlefield.
>>11351363
>>11351375
Call me a woman again and I shall do far, far worse.
>>11351703
I see. Crude and inefficient science, but useful. For now.
Let it be known, that my words are backed with nuclear weapons!
>>11351703
Of course Austin gets shattered glass
The police captain
takes the life of two tributes.
Were you one of them?
Silence.
>>11351769
And a beer! He really is Austin!
>>11351769
Mordred will win! He looks like an ally of Justice.
>>11351769
Like all your games. lol nerd
>>11351792
Mordred is the child of King Arthur that tried to kill him.
Stillness.
>>11351801
>":("
>>11351805
''Tried''? Then it means he lost, right? That leaves us with no Heroes within the game.
Well, that is something.
All three Arena events,
in only one games.
>>11351792
>Mordred
>He
I'm disappointed in you, son.
>>11351830
There are no heroes left in man...
A winner.
>>11351855
There a lot of Heroes hidden within the men surrounding you but I just learned that a shiny armor doesn't make you a Hero.
>>11351844
Lose already Son of a Demon
A noble fighter,
related to a legend.
Congratulations.
>>11351885
....
>>11351866
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>11351866
>>11351885
Congratulations
Thanks for hosting
>>11351830
In my defense, my dad did a shitty job as a king and I couldn't stand it.
>>11351866
>>11351885
And there goes the last one! Why do I feel like I did nearly nothing at all? Tch, what a disappointing ending.
>>11351893
>>11351874
>Laughs at your general direction.
Hahahaha! Too bad you...wait a second, is that you dad?
>>11351894
>Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>11351885
Eh, at least it's not the vampire. Congrats, you. Thanks for the show.
>>11351921
>>11351924
>>11351944
>>11351947
Thank you.
>>11351894
I really should have done more.
How could this happen to me?
>>11351924
I'm no fool to fall for your tricks, I am The Mysterious Heroine X my only goal is to destroy the sabers that destroy the world. I gotta fly...
>She hastily runs away from her possible pursuer covering herself with her scarf of deflection thus falling toward the floor.
>>11351976
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
as life goes on
>>11351894
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
>>11351869
wow
Nice ESL.
>>11352009
Thank you.
>>11351976
You've made your mistakes,
and have got nowhere to run.
Life goes on and on.
>>11351869
Kill yourself ESL cancer
>>11351981
Wha-? hey wait up! Are you some sort of roleplayer now? Get back here you-
>Just walks towards the fallen heroine and stops in front of her.
...What are you even wearing and why the glasses? Is this what they mean when they say "trying to fit in"? Ugh, the one and future King of Britain, everybody...get up!
>loses shit
>weekend
>want to rp
>don't have the confidence to do it
>>11352067
you are me, and that's okay
i will rp next game to give you confidence
minecraft dirt block
>A plume of acrid green smoke erupts out of the ground without warning. Once it fades into the air, a familiar face to some stands where it once was, tossing a potion up-and-down in his hand.
Oooo, hee hee hee, I had thought I lost this place! I made a wrong turn, or two. Or several. Hah hah hah hah! What's the story, morning glories? Have you missed me? Hee hee!
>>11352064
>gives it back to you
you dropped this
>>11352067
how does it feel that an esl has more confidence than you?
>>11352067
Can't be worse than me.
>>11351921
>>11351947
>>11351972
Oh! And it was nothing, y'all! This is how you gain followers around here right? Spread the word about how cool I am!
>>11352053
C-cease! I'm no mere roleplayer, a hero is I!
>Her wording changes slightly.
Ye who best attack thee shan't claim falsehood under fitting in!...This be my garb!
>She asserts her Uniform and unwillingly changes closely to a pirate.
What say ye?
>>11352144
I can't
I'm a shark
why do i want to fuck the Sonic CD jump sound so much
Hey! Hee hee hee, did no one hear me? What's new?! Nothing? Hah hah, how boring!
>>11352144
Cool? Why not cold?! Hee hee hah hah hah! You know, cold shoulder? Have you that, hee hee?
>>11352102
>upon seeing the explosion Serge quickly enters his battle stance. As the smoke dissipates he begins to lower his guard
>"I was expecting a powerful demi-human from such a display. Not some little kid with a smoke bomb. Better not lower my guard too much just incase this is a trick."
>>11352185
We /deadhours/
>>11352202
we making noise
>>11352193
Hey, you there, prettyboy! Hee hee hee, put down the stick, it's not time for that yet! Have you got news?
>>11352202
Not any longer! Ah hah hah hee hah hah!
>>11352184
Fucking....SAME
>>11352227
>"pretty boy? Maybe I should smack him upside the head a few times with my swallow. Oh, he wants some news? I haven't been here long enough to help with that."
>He shakes his head no in response to the goblin's question, hoping he understands him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsOW-_TwfU
>>11352165
>Her armor suddenly vanishes before squatting down to the fallen glasses girl
Oh I know! Now you're taking the chance to live as a girl after living as a dude for so many years, right? I dunno what has gotten into ya but I ain't falling for it, pops. C'mon, stand up.
>Offers hand
>>11352168
A shark who can talk, that's rad. Spread the word in the ocean then, I wanna conquer that too.
>>11352185
Uwaah, that ugly bird man is speaking bad puns at me, should I punch it?
>>11352271
>The "goblin" shifts his weight around and stows the potions he was tossing in his hand back inside some pocket on the inside of his cowl.
Oh, come on now, hee hee. There's got to be something! I've been away for...
>He pauses. Then, the "goblin" holds his hand up, and tries to slowly count on his fingers. He crosses between them a few times, second-guessing himself; scratches his head; and lowers his hand again.
...A while! Nothing? Hah hah! You've got to know something!
>>11352293
Oooo, I would not like that, and neither would you. But, at least I was maybe right about that cold shoulder! Hee hee hee hah hah!
>>11352293
Good luck with that
>>11352344
>he shakes his head no once more. He really hasn't been here that long.
>>11352293
Thou...*ahem* You're being awfully friendly to a Hero..
>The Hero grabs ahold of the extended hand.
I am a normal high school girl by day but by night I must destroy the villains of the world! You can't be so friendly..
>>11352387
>double periods
>not single
>or triple
Hello you. Go to bed!
When's the orgy?
>>11352417
I can sleep when I want.
>>11352430
now
>>11352344
You're kind of creeping me out here, buddy. What are you supposed to be? Some crazy cult member? I've had my share of screwed up mages before.
>>11352387
Want me to smash your face against the wall then? 'Cuz I can totally do that, but I don't feel like it just yet.
>Brings her back to the ground with a single pull.
Alright, I'll bite. Who're these villains tormenting the world?
>>11352430
https://youtu.be/-V3pnk7J7QM
>>11352368
Oh, for the love of-!
>He slaps his hand against his mask and lets it slide down slowly until it falls to his side again.
Useless, useless, useless! Hah hah! hah Go away!
>In fact, it's him going to do the going away now. He retrieves the potion he stowed and smashes it on the ground. Another eruption of pale green smoke that, once it dissipates, reveals that the man is nowhere to be seen. He may has well have just vanished into thin air.
>>11352430
Not here, hee hee. Now you go away, too.
>>11352457
A knight of the plague, a Plague Knight if you will! Hah hah hah hah! But, that's all you'll know for now! Oooo, keeping you on the edge of your seat, I am! Hee hee hah hah!
>The knight of the plague repeats the same disappearing process he did with Serge.
>I underestimated how tired I was, sorry. Have a good night, HG.
>>11352457
This is disclosed but tonight is a relative harmless night, even so. You can't attack a Hero on duty! I thank you for the kind hand. Would you think just a few days ago the city of Tokyo could of been destroyed, all thanks to me.
>She dusts herself off to keep the uniform presentable.
i want to die
>>11352553
I want to dye
I want to stop anon from killing himself
>>11352553
>>11352567
>>11352568
I WANT ALL THREE
I want to cry
>>11352587
Oh my god do I cry
>>11352592
I cry all the time
i want to kiss your daughters face and then give her hug all over the place
>>11352583
All I want for Christmas is you
>>11352597
In this institution
Im not crying it's just been raining
>>11352506
...Right. So, you went from King to some sort of hero of justice? Pfft, that's rich. I ain't no villain nor I wanna go at it while you look like this so...I won't fight you until you go back to the father I always wanted to beat up.
>>11352476
Seems like anyone can be a knight in this day an age....
>>11352608
on my face
Why did I have to fall in love with her, HG?
>>11352651
Have you tried not?
NGW?
>>11352649
and if you see some tears drip down my face
>>11352682
Please, please: don't tell my mates
>>11352641
>She adjusts her glasses.
If you're afraid of my Heroine garb then it works, They are meant to fend away the evil within others. You should dress a little less like that if you want to be a Heroine. Don't insult me with empty threats I'll save anyone who needs me.
>>11352696
I'm not crying, No I'm not crying.
>>11352721
And if I am crying, it's not because you're leaving me
>>11352448
I said go to sleep, you know who!
>>11352713
Oi, who the hell are ya calling evil? I might be a traitor, but I'm not a villain! And I don't wanna be an Heroine, I want to be the king, king! Don't you forget it, dad...heroine, whatever.
>Mordred kicks a rock laying around and walks away.
>gives the next poster a footrub
>gives the poster above a quick death
>>11352807
Kick him in the water
>>11352735
Heroes Sleep at Hero Time™
>>11352778
Don't forget to stay in bed at the witching hour! I've no need for a kingship as I am a Hero destined to destroy those fall.
>With one shout she simply says.
Good Night!
>>11352807
Thank you kind Sir, You've saved me now A Heroes Journey is over goodbye citizen!
>Erases the poster 3 posts above
>>11352825
>uses their godmod level speed, moving at 1/4 the speed of light, to cut you in two before you can even blink
>>11352814
>Kyouko blinks a couple times at the giant talking shark, but figures it doesn't matter a whole lot and kicks the anon's dead body into the water
Eat up pal.
>>11352851
>Gets cut in two
Fourteenth movement of Holopsicon
>Is now perfectly fine
>You're now the one cut in two
>Then erases you
>>11352859
Thanks
>>11352859
shion.............................
>>11352864
>already in Mexico enjoying tequila jello shooters before you can even register you were cut.
>your counter fails
>>11352868
Woah, nice~! That was pretty cool actually, if I kick more guys in there can you eat them like that too?
>>11352879
>It literally wasn't even a counter
>it was you cutting yourself because fuck you
>Erases mexico
>>11352883
Could start a feeding frenzy
Go for it
>>11352883
I'm stroking my girlcock to that picture right now...........................................
Let me save you..................................................
>>11352879
>>11352891
>Kills both of you and you can't come back from this or dodge it in any way you are dead and that is canon you have to stop using your avatars because they're dead now
>>11352891
>>11352879
>Sets the probability of either of you winning to zero
>>11352883
>>11352900
>>11352814
>>11352859
>>11352868
>tfw you bait people into thinking you're a footfag but in reality you get them to feed you to the shark which was your fetish all along
>>11352902
Impostor........................
>>11352902
dont talk to my wife
>deletes the entire thread
>you like this
Cap is "Stop Anderson" so if Anderson is here, stop pulling whatever it is you're doing. I bet you're the Altairfag.
>>11352900
Sounds good to me, I'll just start with the garbage...
>>11352902
>>11352874
>kicks these fine anons into the water too and then watches the show
>>11352903
>Uses factor mimic to make a copy of >>11352908 completely on my side
>Uses Existance change to take her over
>Now has infinite luck ontop of all my powers
and outlucks your attack
>>11352928
shion................................make an f-list
.....................now
>>11352915
>KEK
>>11352929
>An improbable series of events results in the inevitable miracle of the attempt to copy the Lucklord to fail
>This is literally the character's superpower
Hey guys
>>11352928
>Oh boy more Sharks
>>11352939
>The luck of the clone causes the miracle of events to succeed
I love you Kyokiyhun
>>11352929
>Negates the latter of abilities you contain. Your powers don't exists anymore.
>>11352891
>you must activate it first. Itxs not automatic. Can't activate it if you're dead.
>>11352903
>blocks with her Hakurouken via Insightful sword and counters with her Roukanken
>>11352949
>The luck of something that not exist cannot be enacted
Host
>>11352944
Hold on that doesn't even look like a shark, is that a fuckin' dinosaur?!
Okay look, I think you guys have had enough now... No more handouts.
>hg is slowly turning into a shark general
>>11352978
>You're killing me smols
i am the strongest
>>11352940
IS THIS.... 『BITES THE DUST』?
>negates all your abilities with this off by one
>>11352964
>That's just how lucky they are :^)
>>11352958
>Makes the plot dissappear and gets my powers back while removing yours
>>11352962
>But i'm not Dead :^)
>>11352998
>>11352990
>HG is slowly turning into a shark vore general
I like this.
>>11353008
i redongo bongo like this
>>11352991
Hey you! Open up, I'm jumping in the water!
benor.inside.VAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO
>>11353000
>returns from Mexico before you finish that statement and slashes your head off
>before it even seperates I am now in Houston goin for a swim.
>>11352991
I'm sure you'll live, I've given ya enough free meals already either way. If I keep it up everyone's gonna want somethin'!
>bites the dust
There we go we can all go home now because I, a normal salaryman, just won
>>11353040
shion........................................................
take this cake..........................................................................................
with my futa cum on it..........................................................................................................
please eat it...........................................................................................................................................
Hey fellas. I came to bump the UID... And do a dank hello post so i can get a ton of (You)'s and rp with all the people who reply to me. so uhh.... p-please reply to me.
>>11353027
what about it
>>11353035
>All of your attacks just effect you instead of me while i just smugly laugh
>>11353040
Well you started the frenzy
>>11353051
Hello
>>11353055
me on the left after tanning for a long time
>>11353051
ill kill you
>>11353051
Sup.
>>11353061
>is a freelance photographer
>takes your picture
>sells it and makes dosh
Wow, thanks friend.
>>11353063
Who the fuck are you? I don't fuck with cops.
>>11353067
>slaps your hand and fist bumps your palm
Waddup.
>>11353061
Well you didn't tell me what the hell the frenzy was! I expected more sharks and I got a bunch of freakin' nightmare creatures!
>Do we have enough of you dorks for a 24?
>>11353080
I won't RP but I can filler.
>>11353080
Yee
>>11353078
but i fuck with you
>>11353080
Nee
>>11353078
You're welcome
>>11353080
That's what happens here
>>11353080
I want to fuck Kyouko with my 10 inch long and wide girlcock........................................................................
>>11353080
yes
>>11353078
Sup.
First 24 then, just don't keep me waiting..
>>11353118
Julia Douglas
>>11353118
Rika
>>11353118
Ikkun
>>11353118
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11353118
Adachi
>>11353118
Jaws
>>11353118
Youhei Sunohara
>>11353118
Elias Ainsworth
>>11353118
Kirino
>>11353118
Tsuyu
>>11353118
Blank Image
>>11353118
Grunbeld
>>11353118
>>11353118
Machi
>>11353118
Hector
>>11353118
Lightning Emperor Raitei
>>11353118
Flareon
>>11353151
Xenomorph
>>11353118
Imperial Spy
>>11353055
I see uou have returned, lewd imposter! Prepare to die!
>>11353057
>dies
>respawns thanks to the powers of this place
>waits till you sleep to kill you since your power isn't active 24/7
>>11353062
Have at it. It's a poor imposter pretending to be me. The big chest is a giveaway.
>>11353080
We should! So long as you stop bullying me...
>>11353118
Alfred Jones
>>11353118
George Soros
>>11353118
Mikasa Ackerman
>>11353118
Nicole
>>11353118
LAte go
What the fuck. b-bump the game pls....
>>11353165
>the big chest is the give away
You mean the completely average chest is the give away?
>>11353170
Lookin' good.
>>11353118
>>11353125
>>11353128
>>11353133
>>11353144
>>11353142
>>11353152
>>11353168
Would engage in sexual intercourse with all of these ladies if they're of age, or I would wait until they are of age to engage in sexual intercourse with them.
>>11353188
Y-yes... the average... chest... hahaha.
>>11353202
Do not fuck the Kyouko.
You got some swaps?
>>11353118
Lord Beerus
>Dog food commercial shows a dog going from young to old and having it struggle doing various things
Why do you have to do this to me
>>11353216
Swipe with >>11353184
>>11353225
So you buy dog food.
>>11353216
Nope! I'm ready to win, that much is for sure! Just watch me as I win just within the first three days!
>>11353232
Hold on while I rig it for you to die in the bloodbath
>>11353216
It's times like these were I remember my longing for combat. Let us see if this old knight is still as deadly as before in his youth
>>11353216
I really like that picture of Kyouko I sent you a few days ago.
You know, with the rope.
In a closet.
>>11353251
That's what you say, but the truth is that I've gotten to the point where I can overcome being rigged against. I've got a lot of luck! Five dollars says that I'm going to be able to get past the bloodbath!
And we begin!
Really starting this game off with a bang huh guys? I like it!
Also a woosh and pew... C-Cause the gu- ah you get it.
>>11353262
I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up dachman
>>11353279
>>11353280
>>11353280
CAN I STOP DYING INSTANTLY TODAY!?
>>11353280
>>11353287
>Silently, the hero reaches into his jacket and pulls out a fiver, grumbling about stupid bets and things that he shouldn't have done.
Ronald, sir, here you go. Goddamnit, I'm never going to make another bet based on this ever again. Can I spend it at your resturant instead? That counts as giving you five dollars, right?
>>11353280
Should I post it here? :^)
>>11353295
Ship?
>>11353229
That jiggly John Cena butt.
>>11353280
Last time I try to set up a firecracker, that's for sure. Who designs these things?
>>11353305
Fuck off.
>>11353280
*The giant warrior bashes his great hammer against his shield, firing a cannon built in his shield*
Scatter across the ground! Unworthy to have my hammer be stained in your blood!
>>11353202
At least this time you're waiting. Too bad you're still a villain.
>>11353280
But it looks like I'm one too, here at least. Must be some kind of mistake.
>>11353279
Gimme uuuuuhh.... Five :b:ucks
You guys think native americans ever tried shark meat back before we colonized them?
You think they even knew sharks existed?
Soros begins his scheming to start his food empire and my boy cabbage man scores a kill, good job you fuck.
>>11353307
>leans into the mic
china
>>11353305
I don't think you should :^(
>>11353319
What's the big idea?! Was this because of the firecracker? It was an accident! An accident!
>>11353314
p-please?
>>11353318
Maybe you could convince me to not be a villain.
>>11353319
Okay.
>>11353319
A net!
My one weakness!
>>11353163
I used to have an action figure of this guy
>>11353301
Technically, go ahead. It accounts for something, right?
>>11353229
Thank you, even though I'd rather wait for the next game.
>>11353295
You should be used to it by now, Rika.
>>11353319
That's just cheating...
>>11353314
>yukkuri shit
I'll kill you
>>11353335
used to?
>>11353319
Another fiver? Dude, are you serious? Did I just land myself ten dollars in debt? For Pete's sake, I've gotta keep my wits about me. Fine, here you go.
>Pulling out another fiver, he passes it to the girl, kicking himself mentally for landing himself ten dollars in debt.
>>11353338
Good!
>Passing the clown the five-dollar bill, he grins widely as he thinks of all the things he can buy for five dollars.
How much is it for a chocolate milkshake? I'm thinking you might have some of your food on you, since you're Ronald McDonald and all.
>>11353329
Doing bad things is bad. One should not do the bad things and instead do the good things. Or something like that.
>>11353319
A fellow old soul..?
I required such company before I die again.
Tell me fellow elder, should thee embrace sweet release of death or continue to fight until every bone is broken and blood drained completely from thy own body?
>>11353335
Garindan is a true G.
>>11353345
>Believe me, I wasn't happy saving it either.
>>11353341
Like I have to take this crap from you. Got goddamn...like forty wins....
>>11353329
I don't think it gets much clearer than "fuck off" here.
>Adachi acting like he want take anything he can get
Now that's a spicy meme :^)
>>11353341
It's not cheating you fucking racist, it's NATIVE MAGIC
That nasty fucking pokemon is dead, I don't have any clever commentary for that I'm just glad it's dead.
Soros is gonna be fine, he's got all the jew gold in the world to feed his addiction. I hope he doesn't drink himself to death :(
I bet Youmu knows some pretty rad ghost stories.
>>11353356
>Girl
Did you just assume my hosting gender?! That's another five!
>>11353318
do you have this picture
>>11353370
Shit I think that was the exact thing too
>>11353352
A lotta moving misplaces things.
>>11353375
I do now. Thank you.
>>11353371
oh...okay.
i'll fuck off then...
sorry
bye
>>11353372
Ahh... The silent man slayers, the consumers of dead flesh. They shall not take me!
>>11353372
Oh, oh, my mistake! No, seriously, I'm super sorry I didn't realise you were a boy! I mean, I should have realised with you having such modest tracts of land, but I'm truly sorry for not knowing beforehand!
>Another fiver goes to the host, Alfred now sweating as he thinks of what he just said. At least he gave them like ten dollars, so things should be good now...
>>11353371
>>11353400
Are we witnessing the end of the best current HG ship...?
Are we witnessing probably have the tributes in the game hunting for other tributes and not finding shit? Yes.
GOD DAMMIT YOUMU YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL! YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!
>>11353410
One sec, I cannot adequately reply to this as a host.
>>11353356
They don't call me Ronald McDonald for nothing, chief.
>He gladly exchanges the 5-dollars for something special for his valued customer.
>He sifts through his shirt pocket, to rummage out a few wiggly loose strands of beaten green McDonald's fries.
>>11353410
Fun fact mister kiwi, Alfred Jones is also the name of a investor from Australian your native enemy
>>11353410
>PUNCHES YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE
>>11353421
It never began.
>>11353421
Onwards young cannon!
Use thy flesh as lures to find my foes so that I me bath my hammer in their blood!
i like to sing
dance
pretend
>>11353452
B-But Adachi said...
Oh well... I'm not sure what's worse around here, the fucking alcoholics or the natives.
At least Machi managed to score a kill, even if it's a bit underhanded.
Yee-haw.
>>11353421
>>11353445
That's fine by me! I'm not exactly in a rush considering I'm dead and all, so take all the time you need--
>BANG
>Alfred just got FUCKING socked in the face. He doesn't need to worry about the money, the poor lad just straight up got knocked out.
>>11353436
>Alfred takes the fries with joy, before slowly recognising what he's looking at. He's not happy, looking at Ronald in confusion.
Sir, green potatoes are poisonous. Are you trying to kill me? I pay you five dollars, and I get literal poison in return?! Are you the REAL Ronald McDonald, or are you the Burger King in disguise?
>>11353439
>Tell me what this "Alfred Jones" person has invented, and I will react accordingly to what he's done.
>If it's Vegemite, I'm flipping my shit.
>>11353466
AND I ALSO LIKE TO HAVE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
>>11353469
He talks a lot of dumb shit constantly. The hell did you expect?
>>11353481
wow
thats rude...
gonna go neck myself now
>>11353469
*Enraged by the weak willed female begging for death, the giant warriors delivers a powerful kick*
Cowards such as thee are unfit to taste my hammer!
Live in shame vermin!
>>11353471
I don't think he did but he was the person who modernize hedges he's always wanted a nice shrubbery you would said Not as great but at least its not any worse kiwi
>>11353469
>Imperial Spy
Does he snoot
>>11353471
>Actually giving that meme a good RP response
You're too pure of a soul for me, I concede.
>Hands your money back
>>11353481
Not my boy Adachi, you must be thinking of someone else.
Ikkun and Tsuyu just got high-nooned to shit, good on you Grunbeld... Maybe don't go for a couple kids next time though?
>Killed and eaten by a SINGLE coyote
what a fucking bitch
>>11353509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqCbx5LQIlw
Oof
>>11353509
>She quietly picks a few daises and puts them in a small bouquet
>>11353502
>He modernised hedges? That's not so bad considering I'm not a hedge-person, and since he's dead, I won't talk shit about him, but he's Australian, so I have to say something bad.
>Plants are for hippies lmao
>>11353509
>Unconscious, Alfred takes the money as he drifts in and out of sleep. He now has ten dollars! Who knew being socked in the face is the key to winning a bet?
Thank you... Blergh.
>>11353529
oh look what time it is!
ITS GARBAGE DAY
>>11353471
That is for you to figure out ahead of time -- What if I told you Alf, if you ate the fries, you'll become more endowed than you are now. The decision is set within your hands and your other pants pocket.
>>11353543
>>11353508
[snoot]
>>11353509
>The indians proved to not be very effective teachers.
>Imperial Spy would be lucky to hit the broad side of a barn.
>>11353529
I feel like such a fucking dumbass for laughing at this.
Alright you know what Grunbeld you proved me wrong. Good job.
You win.
>>11353471
Long time, no see. Not even a hello.
>>11353497
>cuts the rope before you can
no, you can not give up yet! Juat because your goal is absurdly hard only makes it thay much better when you succeed!
>>11353541
plants are fookin gay
>>11353558
HEY IT'S OUT OF ORDER
AH FUCK
Ah I can't believe I've done this
>>11353533
M-mikasa!!! Have you seen Eren!? I haven't seen him since I woke up in this crazy place!
>>11353509
*The giant warriors spots the weak willed female from before with a another warriors*
I shall grant thee a quick death female and ally!
*With a powerful smack to his shield, a cannon ball brust out of Grunbled's shield and right towards to two warriors*
>>11353557
>>11353565
Snoot in heaven, Snooters
>>11353509
>alive
>>11353558
>gone
Uhhh....
>>11353565
>it's out of order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0glbG6c-8
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER