Hyper dicks and Hyper balls 26
Hitting 300 pounds of dick
Big, Huge, Planet size, Whatever
Another round of mega cocks on the house
Imagine what your father must think.
I want to make folks grow
>>11350090
fpbp
>>11354528
Your nidoking is looking kinda scrawny there
>>11352180
Wouldn't that be nice.
>people complain about there being no hyper thread anymore
>someone on the side makes a new one after so long
>reaches post limit
>official hyper thread comes back
>page 10
Not the op, but what the fuck do people want here?
>>11356910
This was why I was limiting the threads in the first place before I stopped making them
But sometimes you have to wait a day or two and your suddenly struck with activeness out of nowhere
>>11356910
>>11357175
here the thing
trash isn't usually this fast
>>11357191
This isn't anything out of the usual, there was always a faggot trying to kill off our threads by making the board fast
>>11357249
don't try to play off this speed as normal
>>11357677
I never said it was normal, I was saying that bumpfag was always trying to kill these threads with high speeds
>>11356910
>"official" hyper thread
Who cares
I just want giant dicks
>>11358552
i like pics like this where the dick is only hyper because of the length.
got any more?
>>11358667
Like this?
http://i.imgur.com/o5UyUu2.jpg
A bunch of hyper sketches in here.
>>11362546
i'm gonna new more Tom Nook my guy
>>11362546
>click link
>get fullscreen of dicks
This is an amazing experience, also
>not using .png
>>11356910
We are lacking of new material. One of the reason the previous one was so successful, it was after a while.
>>11364813
It's also partially a difference in preferences, I'm not as keen on bara dudes and prefer twinks.
>>11362546
Hey I recognize that artist, he's a cool dude
>>11362815
This is all I have.
>>11363730
Thanks bro.
>>11362546
You still do that long foreskin thing?
>>11358667
>>11360576
>didn't actually post a picture
How embarrassing
How about this
>>11368437
yes
>>11351086
>>11354528
So, is there a stat that's correlated with "being massively endowed"
Because I want to breed a team of outlandishly large pokémon and then train them to snuggle me to sleep
>>11368967
Yeah, thanks for the new fetish you fuck. Too bad that shits a rarity to find.
>>11369286
Atk is length, Def is Girth, Sp. Atk is quantity produced, Sp. Def is quality produced, HP is libido and Speed is well... speed.
This is definitely how it works. You can trust me. I'm on the internet.
>>11369558
>>11369558
Alright! Sounds like the goal is physical powerhouses, then. High enough s. def to take a hit and be delicious is a secondary priority, but not quite as important.
And if I come across a wild pokémon with more HP than he knows what to do with, I'll just have to use my skills as a trainer to ease his heat and join me.
>>11369875
Also legendary status is pretty much a multiplier.
Not to mention elemental typing having it's own effect. Water increases production massively for instance, and Ground is pretty damn girthy, with some added length. Dragon is only for experienced poképhiliacs. Its sort of an all round buff, with added libido.
Optimizing your harem team is just as important and as involved as your contest or league challenger team.
>>11361425
>tfw no hyper dick bf to turn you into a plump lass
>>11364813
Hyper bara is good
Hyper is fucking good I get aroused everytime I get to enjoy looking at a big cock
>>11378290
>punctuation The fuck is that
>>11380012
yo, uh
what species is this and where can i find more
>>11380698
Elites from halo. I dont really have any hyper stuff with them though.
>>11380767
huh, didn't recognize them without the armor
thanks!
>>11377290
>your girlfriend's cock massively outranks yours
>but every time you suck her off, you get a little bigger
>>11368967
this is top tier fetish
>>11383095
Is...this a reskin of a different image?
>>11381977
And it barely exists unfortunately.
>>11369286
>>11369558
Don't mind me, just following the training program...
>>11386917
Make sure you kiss him a bunch
If you withhold smooches he won't know he's a good boy and you love him
>>11387414
Hefty
Bulges
>>11387414
>>11387468
Heft bulges are a godsend
>>11386206
>>11368967
maybe you should make a seperate thread for this. it's cool if you like it and that's okay but it upsets my stomach like fuck
>>11388096
>this motherfucker cant handle foreskin
>>11388224
yes, i can't handle 4 fucking foot long foreskin
you're just treating it as if it were normal foreskin
>>11388639
This is exactly how we have 50 million fat threads, because people like you want to split off for every little fucking thing
Did you not hear the part about it being rare?
>>11388769
well at least fat is a general category, it should be limited to literally one thread
if we had a general penis thread though, that would be a catastrophe
>>11390308
Someone actually makes a general penis thread, featuring nothing but disembodied penises that are cosplaying as commissioned officers.
Starts off well with General Penises, and Major Penises...maybe Lieutenant Penises or even Cadet Penises.
But then derails into Admiral Penises, or Marshal Penises, and people arguing if the Navy or Air Force Penises should be even included with General Penises.
Thread fills with nothing but bitching and whining... "Damn, That anon was right. This is a catastrophe"
>tfw a giantess hexes your dick so you can never fuck a woman your height again
>>11391343
>tfw it works out because the giant witch shares you with all her giant friends
>>11391353
>>11391343
You are pushing a lot of buttons there, anon! it makes me want to draw or render a thing like that some time...
Anyone happen to know if/where pumpkybutt's set up?
>>11391343
>>11391353
>>11392082
I'm glad Aikega is dead.
>>11392082
Go for it
Especially if you keep true to the source material and do magical horsefolk
>>11392185
Who
>>11392288
>Who
Exactly
>>11392185
Aikega's dead?
>>11393921
>Anthro
>Human dick
>>11394572
Animals given human shape having human dicks, what's the problem?
>>11392185
What happened? Did he leave the internet forever?
>>11392675
>>11395179
He quit drawing furries, but he still draws human stuff under his other name.
What's your favorite anthro species for hyper?
I love bulls, because of the association with "milking".
>>11396342
good taste man.
>>11396342
Not sure if I have a preference. I kinda like the variety
Hello fellow anons, just one question:
Simply put, I got a written refsheet here for my WIP character. (a character of the scaled, hyper kind, that is)
Where can I get suggestions on it?
>>11396342
Dragons!
>>11398081
Cool character anon. What kind of suggestions are you trying to get?
>>11398324
What? No, that's not mine.
I should probably have said that, but it's also written in the filename
>>11398081
Following up, I should probably just post the refsheet and let you judge.
Just a warning, I like to be very detailed:
https://pastebin.com/Shw0AbY7
>>11392288
Not going to do magical farabella horses (nothing wrong with that, some of the anthro material is on point), but I mean HUGE amazonian females surrounding an average height hyper male, threating him nicely, workshipping and stroking every single inch of that meat rod until he's gone.
Also, anybody have more animations like in this >>11398324 ? I don't see enough animated material around...
>>11398081
>>11398568
Is this good, anon?
>>11399062
Not the requester but good work anon.
>>11399062
Holy shit, I didn't expect an actual sketch!
That's AWESOME!
Almost there though, the horns should be like pic related, long and curved
Also could you make the dick T H I C C E R, head bigger?
I hope not to be too insistent, but seriously, I wasn't expecting this
>>11399062
You'r making hyper threads great again.
>>11396342
Horses
They're big and strong and have the best dicks
Cows for females
>>11399390
I wish I liked this artist's style more. It's unique and original but I've never been huge on the sorta... whacky looking toon stuff.
>>11367779
That filename implies a series.
There wouldn't happen to be a syynx_oops3, would there?
>>11399062
I like thung
>>11401042
no sadly he said he was going to make more but nothing yet.
>>11399062
By the way, I forgot to thank you.
Keep doing what you do, drawanon.
I believe in you.
Back to T H I C C dragonposting
>>11400517
Body goals
Y E S
>>11409621
hnng i love these types of animations we need more of those.
>>11410496
Tracy has literally the worst hair I've ever seen.
>>11409621
Another one
>>11410692
And anotha one
>>11350069
ok, so i have a serious question.
how do you get in stuff like this ?
this comes from a fluffy abuser, so i'm absolutely no troll
>>11390719
hearty kek, anon
Futa is fucking disgusting.
Would you like it if I flooded the thread with scat and diaper porn?
Futa is a gross, niche fetish just like shit and diapers and belongs in a fetish thread. Just because it has a mouse or rat in it doesn't mean it belongs here. Scat porn of anthro mice eating shit out of a diaper doesn't belong here either.
>>11415565
Stopped at disgusting.
>>11415612
But why reply to obvious bait
>>11415634
Because I wanted to let him know I discarded his opinion by not reading the rest.
>>11415726
But you only really dismiss it by not replying hnnngh
>>11415740
You can't tell me what to do nigga!
>>11415756
Do me.
>>11415679
I want them to nibble on my shoulder and turn me into one of them
How does one move with a dick the size of a tree and balls the size of a car?
I don't get it.
>>11412763
>When you see a bunch of whitespace and know a character is going to fill it
>>11420435
They don't..
>>11420435
>questioning porn logic
don't do this
>>11427867
>3kb JPG
>>11428204
4chan filenames ending in s are thumbnails
>>11427867
You saved a thumbnail, dummy
>>11427867
>when you forget to delete the thumb that you used in a google search
>>11433300
Would you rather:
Have a megacock
Have a partner with a megacock
Have everyone have a megacock
Have cheap, over-the-counter pharmaceuticals grant megacocks
>>11437207
Second option. A cute boyfriend with an enormous dong would be nice
>>11440093
I mean, that would be such a pain to drag around. Think of all the doors he can't even go through because he got some beanbag dick.
Yeah yeah, porn logic and shit, but still. I can see someone getting by with two feet of dong but any more and you're just asking for multiple complications
>>11440093
>literally leaks so much pre he needs a wet floor sign put by him
Hot. as. fuck.
Hi, it's T H I C C dragonfag of request >>11399062 here.
I've updated my refsheet with actual pics and stuff, I would like some suggestions from you.
https://pste.eu/p/gNkE.html
>mfw this will probably get rejected if posted in /draw/ thread
Questions:
>What would you change? Horns, colors, etc?
>Are the explanations at the bottom ok?
Thank
!CURSED!
>>11437207
I say first. I can imagine people with an arem of gals/chaps just workshipping that.
>>11440751
I have a lot of work to do, but I'll give it a look again and see what can I do, that was a fun thing to draw.
>>11441436
Thank you based drawanon
>>11437207
Second option for sure
>>11437207
The last option with the caveat that the hyper drugs only last for a few days or so. And preferably take a few hours to fully hyper you up. A kinkier idea would be that if you take too many you get a bit more hyper for good.
>>11437207
First two by way of #4
>>11443468
Agreed. Let's say there's a few options on the market.
Lotions and sprays that take effect immediately and only last through the first orgasm.
Drinks or powders that take a few minutes and last an hour or two.
Longer lasting pills like you described - slow to grow and slow to wear off.
Repeated use causes one to develop a sensitivity, including residual growth. You can spray your boyfriend in the morning so he wakes up with a yard of morning wood and an explosive orgasm; but if you do it every day he's going to get bigger each time, stay hyper longer, and have a bit more meat when he's back to normal.
Of course, they're all variants of the same drug, so slipping him an "energy drink" at lunch will accelerate the process. Before long, giving him a couple of pills on Friday night will last all the way through the weekend.
I'd go with the Costco pack that includes all of the above plus a bottle of low-dose gummies. That way I can gradually catch up with my buddy without overshadowing him.
>>11443811
Man I wish there were stories that used this idea.
tfw no hyper werewolf bf
Tfw bf who suddenly discovers new things about himself and stops caring about the relationship's health
>>11444587
What happened with your bf anon?
>>11444648
After strongly established monogamy in our relationship he entered some furry chat, no idea why, and slowly learned he was into the dom sub thing. Specifically with not his boyfriend because being passed around adds to the kink. We had a falling out, ever since he's been very quiet and seemingly more focused on his several chats and groups than us. It's slowly killing me inside
>>11444670
That sucks anon. Is he friends with your circle of friends? Because by the way you describe him I would dump him at that point if not since he would never really be anything besides a fbw relationship. You could always force the issue and sit down to talk with him about it or something first.
>>11444792
No, I the only people I have in common with him are online if at all. And those not much, he left that initial group chat where we met and doesn't really keep up with any of them.
I keep getting close to making a fatal decision but then something tides me over again. The saddest point has passed and I've been gaining some levelheadedness about it so I don't want to force the issue in case he actually does still love me. He's been down lately so he's not the most chatty altogether, I have some sort of sick hope still. Tackling the subject head-on would not end well, given his bad mood lately he said I didn't want any drama in the near future.
I could live with dumping him but my previous relationships have fucked me up emotionally and I'm somewhat clingy. There even is another person that's crushing on me and told me about his feelings, but I still love my guy
>>11444792
>talk with him about it or something first.
Nah, he should get out while he can. Don't ignore such a huge red flag and try to change him.
>>11444855
Sounds like you're too good for him bro I vote dump. Any relationship where one person lets the other know that being loyal is important to them and then the other person doesnt care or isnt loyal is a bad one.
>when you're an innocent-looking boy with a hypercock and you gain your own harem to inflate with your bottomless balls; and reward you with kindness, motherly devotion and breastmilk
>>11434304
Hyper Mew is a gift from God desu
>>11444956
Everyone with previous relationship experience I've talked to about it says as much. I just don't know. He isn't fucking anyone irl, but does RP and send nudes with others. I'll give it another while and see if he'll cheer back up and do his part to make us work, if not then it's over
>>11445550
>I'll give it another while and see if he'll cheer back up and do his part to make us work, if not then it's over
You just deserve misery with that stupidity, faggot. Also nice blog.
>>11445550
Bang his ass one last time then kick him to the curb. You will know you made the right choice when he barely reacts as you break up with him.
>>11445550
>He isn't fucking anyone irl
You're not supposed to wait until he completely fucks you over before you decide to leave. All the signs are there already. Dump his ass.
>>11440093
I swear I've seen more of this character
>>11445634
>>11445706
>>11445594
I guess it is my own fault letting it go on. A previous guy I was with pretty much pulled the same thing and I should know better. Guess I'm just too afraid of being left behind again. Thanks for your advice guys
>>11387414
Eugh, so many fucking borders.
>>11440291
I usually don't like characters with too big of dicks, yeah. But that image is good either way. A foot or so seems a lot better suited for real world logic while still in the realm of hyper.
>>11445751
Artist is Araidian on FA, sauce is http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21372610/. I'm not sure if there's more of the character, but feel free to look
>>11440751
Pics in ref 404'd, reuploading as zip
https://my.mixtape.moe/xfjrdb.zip
>wake up one morning
>hear loud thumps coming from the kitchen
>walk into kitchen
>thumps get louder
>see this thumping at your glass sliding door
what do you do?
>>11450030
we posting javeloz bois
Too big for posting normally
https://my.mixtape.moe/ewhgfr.mp4
>>11450030
Open the door and give his balls a full body hug, probably.
>>11440093
This is my ideal type right here
>>11441436
>More SORU in high res
Hot damn fuck yeah, favorite fetish fuel in ages. Saved all the other pics too. Hope we get more of him.
>>11450154
lrn to convert
>>11450938
Agreed. Soru is love.
>>11451203
I just wanna smoosh my face against his big balls
>>11451440
>tfw that was your comment
>>11452089
Excellent taste.
>>11450030
Hug ballz, invite in, then knead
>>11441024
>Kitora barely does porn anymore.
>and now Kuroma has deleted everything (twitter, pixiv, etc.)
>>11455158
>bara
and nothing of value was lost
>>11455158
Like you could tell what was going on half the time
also no good ass shots ever
>>11455275
this
>>11443922
Listen, my friend. If you cannot directly be the smut you want to see in the world, then make it happen through other means.
I realize we're both strangers on a forced anon board, but I give you full permission to screencap these posts and send them to your favorite furry author to commission a fapfic. My only (totally non-binding) request is that the bigger guy be a horse because stallions deserve to be large.
Mares too, while we're at it. If it wasn't clear before, all hyperion (name pending) products are fully functional on biological males, biological females and everyone in between.
>>11450939
fucking nice, source?
>>11449288
It's those kinds of things that just irks me about having a really large dick. Sure a huge dick would be fun as fuck to have, but when you're done whacking at your tree of a dong, those other simple routine things you do would become more complicated.
You know like moving around and dragging your dinger all over the place, or how in the fuck are you going to take a wizz without getting it all over the place.
That pill idea up there sounds interesting, but what's to stop someone from becoming addicted to these pills and gain a never shrinking boner?
I put too much thought into these kinks I run into sometimes.
>>11455907
rawdragon on FA, entire gallery is pretty much just some variations of that webm thought.
>>11455158
A similar artist that I know of is Modca, maybe you'll like it
>>11449980
>>11449986
Anyone able to convert these to gifs without destroying quality? I tried a while back and they became potatoes.
>>11456184
Already following him, just kind of bummed that I went to check on Kuroma's twitter recently and found out he deleted everything.
>>11456208
>using pleb tier gif
>compared to master race webm
For what reasons anon?
>>11456236
why, kuroma-kun, why
Another one is Kurono, pic related
>Those types of artists draw them dick T H I C C
>>11443811
Like the idea 10/10 would write about if wasn't myself trash in human form
>>11443922
>>11440093
>Clearly we see in this world there are some abuse cases
>But no one ever regrets the choice
>some are seeking perment growth
>while others are stricken with brief addiction to the growing feeling itself.
>Over the counter are far less powerful
>while the people who can really afford the hardcore stuff end up needing a hovering base to move about..
night
>>11457339
Kill yourself
done
>>11457591
So autistic, you have to sage post in our thread to make sure it dies
Choke on a dick
>>11456208
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20386386/
http://d.facdn.net/art/kazuhirawolf/1466906097/1466906097.kazuhirawolf_butislovebuttislifefacompressed.swf
Heres the flash version, click to change cameras.
>>11457927
>>11457927
>>11457927
Another day, another thread