Let's try this again.
HG Thread
First whatever.
>>11346070
Overheating Usotsuki
Saturnin
>>11346070
Gascoigne
>>11346070
Jim Ross
Araragi Karen
>>11346070
Berkut
>>11346070
FYXE
Kirino
>>11346070
Elias Ainsworth
Kindred Hunter
>>11346070
Kharjo
>>11346070
Gigan
Lord Beerus
>>11346070
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11346070
Deadpool
Siegfried Kircheis
>>11346070
Beowulf
>>11346070
The Uber Gang
>>11346070
Popeye
>>11346070
Agent 4
Velouria
Ameer Vann
>>11346070
Merak
>>11346070
Sharl
Mung Daal
Eggman-kun
>>11346108
>Gives Kharjo a quick shoulder rub
Get out there and win, Khajiit!
>>11346070
Matt
Mikasa Ackerman
ShRrRrRrRek
>>11346139
Boop
>>11346070
a pencil
>>11346120
>not the first post from this IP
:thinking:
Aron
I will rape YOUR FAAAAAAACE
AAAAAAAAAHHH
Hugh Neutron
Carlton Banks
Kamui
>>11346070
Literally me
>>11346070
Zer0
Eddy
>>11346070
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11346070
BEER
>>11346144
>a shoulder rub on armoured spaulders is surprisingly ineffective
Khajiit wonders, what are you doing?
>>11346070
Bakugou's Mother
>>11346070
Shoebill
Crendor
>>11346070
Zacharie
Robbie Rotten
Crash
Sam the Candyman
>>11346194
Helping you win, of course!
Meeper
Late Adachi
>>11346267
Then Kharjo will try. But give him a warning next time. He did not smell you coming.
so, uh
how is project autism coming along? has there been any progress?
>>11346304
Don't worry baby I'm sure some kind soul will swap out for you.
Check em and... heck em... and give me any swaps.
>>11346324
which project autism?
>>11346329
Time to take a ride on the AWOOO train!
>>11346070
Late Vinny
>>11346336
https://pastebin.com/iV9e62uT
this thing
it looks interesting enough
>>11346329
Begin
>>11346329
Let's begin
>>11346351
Tell me what to do again and you're banned kid.
>>11346329
Ready to stain myself in some of that blood.
Begin.
>>11346336
Alright, let's go.
>>11346329
>yawns
Sigh... let's begin.
>>11346329
Hmph... ready.
>>11346361
Yes ma'am.
>>11346329
Give me love and money
Give me your love my baby
Give me kisses honey
I deserve the best you know it
Give me love and money
I have the rest already
Love and money coming from you
Is what I need
>>11346329
Hello and welcome to the LIVE pre-game coverage of the Mike Stoklasa Memorial Games! JIM ROSS HERE, and here with me, a fellow combatant, Gascoigne! And sitting in the Japanese table...BAH GAWD GASCOIGNE! ITS USOTSUKI! HE'S HERE! BAH GAWD HE'S MADE IT THROUGH HELLFIRE ND BRIMSTONE TO COMMENTATE AT THE JAPANESE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!
>>11346329
>Berkut looks at his groups of "teammates", and instantly spots the dog witch
You.
>Berkut points at the dog, trying to get her attention quickly
Get out of my sight before I get the flint, wretch.
>Berkut then points to a nearby doorway, which leads outside the arena
hueHUEhue
hueHUEhueHUEHUE
>>11346378
Damn, a gold-digger AND a hoe?
>>11346378
>picks you up like a bride
>does drifts in the parking lot while carrying you
>>11346304
>>11346115
>>11346329
>>11346406
Another cuck- has been revealed.
>>11346394
It's just some silly song's lyrics anon, come on.
But love and money are good things though.
>>11346399
Finally! A man who got it!
Push that gas pedal as if it was my heart!
>>11346422
stay mad :^)
>>11346383
Berkut? More like Berlosestoapeasant.
>>11346329
>>11346383
O-Oh... H-Hi!
Welp...
>She scratches her head.
I can't because... there are no people to swap out left and...
>she cowers
Please don't hit me...
>>11346070
ASUKA IS B L A C K E D
ASUKAFAGS BTFO
HOSHI BTFO
>>11346428
>Presses against your breasts with his face and makes loud, yet muffled, engine noises
>>11346406
He denied this over PMs, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
Now remember this hotel is haunted so you're gonna be spooked, minimum of 3 spooks per slide.
>>11346422
I know, right? Congratulations on finally having the balls to step forward and admit you're a cuck. Too bad you didn't grow a pair before your girl tossed my salad.
>>11346465
EYO HOL UP SHINJI STOP BEING A PUSSY ASS NIGGA
>laughs in negro
>>11346478
Hwell, ladies a gentlemen, I found this pencil in the middle of nowhere out here! Perhaps it belongs to somebody...
>He sticks the pencil to his hat and looks around for its owner.
>>11346478
Nezdá se mi, že bych našel cestu do tohoto hotelu. Mohl by mi někdo pomoci?
Počkej, jsem uprostřed pouště. Já hlupák. Nikdo kolem sebe není. Jen já, já a já...
>>11346478
Listen I know I do the awoo. But can you shut up? I'm tired.
>>11346445
Please speak coherently if you wish to be answered, commoner. I don't speak blubbering oaf.
>>11346455
Get in my way and you'll wish you'd be dead, witch. All those who need divine favor should be put to death.
>Berkut turns his back to the abomination, and walks off into the arena.
>>11346478
Hey, look. A run-down hotel in the midde of nowhere. Totally not creepy at all.
>>11346478
Oh, well, thank you. I should be able to pay, once I return
>>11346478
Yeah? Well I'd give him a piece of my mind... If not for that distracting ass by me.
>>11346538
nice rp, memerak
End it already.
>>11346471
H-Hey anon. What are you doing? Look where you are driving! We're gonna crash!
>>11346478
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJPxjPjjJE
>>11346531
What if I tell you that your entire life has been a lie? You are not your uncle's rightful heir.
>>11346557
He's RPing more than you are.
>>11346478
Dammit
>>11346560
>Spins his car in one direction without looking, then turns the key and shutting the engine off. As the car slowly uses its own inertia to slide into the corner, he looks back up, turns the key again, and speeds off into the next straightaway. He then goes back to motorboating the foxtits
>>11346592
nice fucking rp
Sorry had to grab something I'll start some garbage commentary next slide
oooo spooky
>>11346607
nice fucking rp
>>11346564
>Berkut doesn't seem phased by the blasphemy that the commoner is spewing out, and he stares him dead in the eyes
Can someone claim their village madman? I have no need for an insane cur in my ranks.
>>11346538
I know right? those are always the best kind. There is an inherent comfiness in remote places like that.
Wanna share a room together?
>>11346531
>Fyxe looks at the blackknight running into the distance, and gets up.
A-Ah... I... I totally fooled him. I'm so great.
>>11346598
Anon...
That was so cool!
I'm sure you've got your driving's licence and all but... Do you have a motorboat licence? I don't want to police to arrest you.
>>11346634
>
A-Anon!!!
>11346607
>avas must have well thought out greentexts and replies no shorter than a paragraph to be anle to RP.
Last I checked there was such a thing as someone using one or two words to respond to a tragedy. Also, I'm keeping the (you). Ungrateful shit swizzling thunder cunt.
>>11346617
Another loss on the first day. My luck is getting worse and worse these days
>>11346557
>that nickname actually caught on? Nice.
>>11346617
>Merak's too tired to notice (or care about) the mysterious killer.
>>11346657
Look at this piece of shit ON the shitter-toilet instead of IN the fucking shitter-fucking-toilet!!!
>>11346617
>Insert images and sounds of an awoo licking her wounds clean
>>11346617
Ohhh, this looks fun.
I hope they accept gold coins
>>11346648
>He looks up and flashes a card he had between his teeth this entire time. Sure enough, it's a literal motorized boating license.
>Walks into thread
>See the furry getting assaulted by an anon
>Walks out
Furfags and their orbiters should seek shelter inside an active volcano.
>>11346667
>>11346667
>>11346667
Eat shit
>>11346636
Thrice you will be bested by him - Once for sport, once for redemption, once for madness. Kill me all you wish, pretender. You cannot stop what's coming.
>>11346560
How can you justify not posting hotel callifornia?
I'm ashamed of you on this night.
Scissors? MORE LIKE HEAD SCISSORS BABY AWOOOO! All these storage cabinets are pretty spooky I think, they contain the spooks that haunt our tributes.. probably. I can't think of any other reason why there'd be so many.
>17 deaths
What the fuck when did that happen
>>11346715
That's not Asgore, nigger.
>>11346736
>t. Asgore
The filenames are his and we already know he lurks ERP.
>>11346686
>last two digits
>86
O-Oh... Well, I didn't mean that but... I don't know. My mind tells me to slap you and get out of the car but... Maybe it's the fact we're speeding at 80mph and that I might die but... that drift was so cool... I feel dizzy.
Is this what Haddaway meant when he sang "What is love?"
>>11346723
Sorry, but I have a strict musical genre when he comes to driving, hotel california was way to obvious anyway
...
Believe me Carlton. I like you, don't die.
>moonwalks away
>>11346617
THIS DAMNED HOTEL IS GOOFIER THAN A PET COON, BAH GAWD!
>>11346723
IT'S A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER HERE, MIKASA! IT'S ALL BEEN VANISHED, DAMMIT! WHAT KIND OF A SICK BASTARD WOULD TAKE A WOMAN'S CLOTHES!? THIS IS MAKING ME SICK!
>>11346762
Oh no
Someone can type literally three fucking letters and make it a filename set
it MUST be Asgore
>>11346648
>he shrugs.
What can I say? It's a pretty cliché setting in my opinion. A hospital would have worked better.
Besides, I've never been the type to play horror games anyway.
I think I'll pass on that offer.
>>11346723
Ya know, this was not a great idea
>>11346717
>Berkut's lance trembles in his hands slightly, as a sign of fear. He doesn't know whether to believe the madman's lies or stab him right here and now
If you're so sure about someone taking away my heir to the Rigel throne, then tell me who.
>>11346715
>check the post
>it's a reply to a memepost i did in erp
o-oh fuck what have i done
>>11346764
As long as you don't think the song is bad or something I can forgive you.
Elias, buddy, you okay? Zer0's right over there with a meal and some booze, it's definitely not empty.
The "Avafag Killer" can't even open a fucking window.
>>11346789
Ah. That's too bad, silent hill is pretty cool if you play at noon with some friends, really.
That's too bad Merak, I've heard you were "the laziest bastard around" (not my words) and I kinda wanted to duel you into a sleeping match. A double-room would have worked well for that
>>11346762
>My filenames don't have a space between Shy and the parentheses, sorry. Also, I'm still on mobile.
>>11346794
Beware the grandson of Mycen...Kill him. Do it. He seeks to usurp what should be yours by right...
>>11346827
BAH GAWD BEOWULF! IT'S THE UNDERTAKER! HE'S ALIVE, AND THE BUSINESS OF THE DEAD IS STARTING TO PICK UP!!
>>11346827
Nah it's a neat song.
Hey niice! A casino!! Take me to the poker table!
HUh? Why are you guys all so pale? Maybe you should go take some fresh air. What with the creepy eyes? Is this some kind of local poker face?
Whoever made this code really likes the Eagles, and I can't really blame them but damn.
Stop trying to use your cellphones you bunch of dumbs, It's not gonna work. It never works in spooky situations.
>>11346830
F-friends?
Who needs friends these days?
A sleeping... what? That sounds pretty lame if you ask me. I bet the victory conditions are ambiguous enough to cheat in the first place.
>>11346893
BAH GAWD, HWAT AN IMPACT! I WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE A KNIFE RIGHT INTO THE GULLET OF THAT SHOEBILL! WHAT KIND OF SICK AN TWISTED HOTEL IS THIS?
Alright, listen up consumers! It's still pretty hot these days so don't go dying of heatstroke or anything, cool off with a nice Frosty or anything actually.
I can't make money off of a corpse.. Well off a human one at least.
fun fact: the collision detection in HG is godawful
>>11346923
I want to fuck you
>>11346927
What does that even mean?
>>11346923
Sorry hun-buns, Mr. Meaty's is way better than your quote on quote 'restaurant', redhead
>>11346847
OH SHIT REALLY?
>Beowulf continues to stop the bits of the radio
STAY RETIRED OLD MAN.
>>11346923
It's like 63 degrees outside right now where I am, that's hardly hot.
>>11346923
So, even a McFlurry is acceptable...?
>>11346897
Sleeping contest... You... Just sleep, with a camera on and the one who stayed the most asleep win...
But I can see you're not interested and besides... I just got a last minute call, byebye
>sorry
>>11346936
Hey. Thanks for hosting
>>11346936
IT'S THE UNDERTAKER TALKING THROUGH THE RADIO AGAIN, BAH GAWD! BUT POPEYE COMES IN, AND HE SMASHES THE DAMN THING AGAINST THE CEILING! THE SAILOR MAN SAVES THE DAY! THROUGH ALUMINUM CANS AND SPINACH, BAH GAWD!
>Going to Wendy's when you could go to based Sonic
>>11346923
Ugh... you're telling me this place has ads now? Goddammit.
If I like your food I'll go without you guys having to remind me every 5 minutes about it.
You're so fucking boring, HG
>>11346973
>tfw you can't go to either because you're a britfag
>>11346973
there's no sonic around here you fuckwit
>>11346966
>don't worry. See ya.
>>11346973
I'd go to Sonic if it wasn't 10 miles away.
>>11346966
I'm sorry for hosting.
>>11346985
Oh yeeeah? Do something neat then you little shit, let's see it.
HOTELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>11346997
>I have to go. Thank you for hosting.
>Congrats to the winner, whoever it may be. I hope it's Fyxe.
>>11347004
>kissu
>>11346932
Sometimes you don't get what you want.
This is one of those times.
>>11346939
>If you already said quote on quote why did you add the quotes anyway?
Never even heard of them, so not even worth insulting.
>>11346956
>It's 113 where I am, please end my life.
That means you don't have to worry about it melting as fast.
>>11346961
If you want diabetes and regret, sure.
>>11346976
I'm not reminding you about my food I'm reminding you to not overheat.
Who betrayed you?
>>11347021
the city
>>11347004
I've fallen for your meme, rinnu.
I desire death.
>>11347021
What answer were you wanting to hear when you asked this?
>>11347014
I'm so sorry.
That's one hot ass temperature.
>>11347014
>Eh, I dunno
Probably because you're too closed minded about your own food, try and expand your tastes a little.
>>11347014
>113
California?
>>11347028
WHO'S THERE? I'LL LET YOU KILL THE WEIRD SQUID IF YOU LEAVE ME BE.
>>11347035
At least it's guaranteed that every McDonald's ice cream machine isn't working.
It happens without fail, or should I say with fail?
>>11347058
How about you try and expand your restaurant a little?
>>11347060
>Unfortunately.
Oh hey that's convenient
>>11347014
Well, I'm sure most people with a brain would know to get cool when it's hot outside.
Besides, what are you talking about? It's pretty cool outside.
>>11347014
Well...At least on the bright side, their ice cream machine doesn't break down by looking at it too hard...Can't say the same for KFC though...
>>11347081
Well it's not really my restaurant, I'm just a cook.
>>11347087
NO FAIR I OFFERED THE SQUID AND EVERYTHING
>Sells
>>11347087
Alcohol wins, damn.
Time to open up a cold one, as congratulations.
>>11347102
First person to say "Haha thanks for hosting" is fucking dead.
God dammit.
Which ava has the best prose?
>>11347107
Congrats Beer, you were always my favorite.
>>11347122
>>11347122
Haha thanks for hosting
>>11347122
>Haha thanks for hosting
>>11347107
Ha. Talk about cracking open a cold one with the boys!
>>11347122
[does the funny meme where he copies your line that you told him NOT to say so it's funny]
>>11347123
Zer0
lol just kidding
I wish everyone would get along with each others, like back then
>>11347107
>>11347122
>>11347125
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>11347133
>>11347130
>>11347128
>>11347141
oh you rascals
>>11347122
Thankaranya for hosto bosto. That bottle is completely filled, huh.
chic fil a nigga
only for gangsters
>>11347122
Haha thanks for hosting.
>>11347133
>Throws a tempting goblet at you.
>You suffer 15 stress.
>>11347143
>Yeah, I'm so hardcore that I'll host when you tell me not to
>>11347122
Based Beer BTFO-ing all the avafags
Thrill ride?
>>11347107
Uh, congratulations.
>>11347122
Thanks for...
Uh...
Whatever.
>>11347122
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11347107
Congratulations.
>>11347122
Thank you.
>>11347096
Are you saying that there aren't idiots in the world? Because there definitely are.
Plus I don't know what you're talking about, if I walked out right now I'd be in shoes melting on the sidewalk heat.
>>11347099
Are you sure about that? Also.. KFC has ice cream? What a gross sounding combination, chicken and ice cream.
it almost sounds as bad as just KFC chicken.
>>11347175
>i don't know how to write so I'll just steal them and repackage them
fuck off
>>11347102
As a cook in that restaurant you should consider it as your restaurant, take some pride in your work even if it's at a completely unknown fast food place.
>>11347175
Sure. This sounds better than the shit taco that was the previous game.
That nigga assmad as fuck.
New thread coming up.
Why?
Because I fucking can.
Someone needs to post wendy r34
>>11347226
Holy shit bro, we're still on page 1.
You abosolute madman!
>>11347180
>have to go. Sorry for dropping you.
>>11347226
>assmad
>made an entire new thread because a single furry triggered him
Go fuck yourself.
>>11347180
Apparently so...And yes, I'm pretty sure...Every time I've been to KFC, The machine is usually broken...McDonald's has been able to provide ice cream when I've been there and rarely does their machine ever break down.