HG THREAD

>>11343929
Just because Fyxe did it doesn't mean it's okay for you to do it.

>>11343929
Your OPs suck asswhore!

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how about you shake those hips for me, momma

reminder to tag any mitsuki post with "tryhard fag"

>>11344023
Fuck off.

DES

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>>11343917 (dogmom)
>The sandman approaches the two girls, his feet melted on the floor. He looks very classy but there is something creepy about him, almost like those cliched vampires from transylvania.

I think you are mistaken. All the participants are here. I am a man of taste after all, and canines only are worth of my attention, but please. Sit down on those chairs and tell me your names while I explain the rules.
>He shows two chairs made of sand

Old /b/-shitposter Karen was better

Prove me wrong.

>>11344034
Hi Mitsuki. Getting upset again at peopel calling you out?

>tfw you just beat XCOM 3
that was a fun final boss

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>>11344023

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>>11344068
>Just so you know, Sandman, I ain't paying you overtime.

>>11344083
Just leave Mitsuki alone.

Roll Roulette!
ASCENDED EDITION
1-Post a lewd image of a ava.
2-Post a lewd image of YOUR ava
3-Go over to ERP and act like your ava wants to have some 'fun~'
4-Go to TLHG and post 'HG is better, you pedos'
5-Post the most cringey art of your ava
6-Attentionwhore as much as possible in just one post.
7-Tell the first ava to post under your post to kys
8-Praise Crendor
9-Have your ava act like a tard
0-Freebie
Dubs-First anon to respond to your post with dubs gets to give you a dare.
Trips-Must fap to the first pic given to you

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>>11344092
It's alright Vibri. You bring sexy babes for me to seduce and that's better than any amount of money in the world

>>11344114
Fuck

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>>11344068
>Holly feels some kind of a spooky ambient while he talks, maybe because she couldn't see where the other girls were. She just sits on the sand chair, getting her ass a bit of sand on it.
O-Ok... explain the rules!

>>11344114
Test.

>>11344114

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>>11344132

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>>11344114
Give me the freebie!

>>11344122
Fap to Eddy porn

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>>11344132
Oh shit...

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>>11344114
Uh oh, not this shit again.

>>11344112
I'll leave her alone when she picks up an interesting character or leaves

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>>11344114
>Chek em.

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>>11344145
>>11344114
(I mean... I like all of it, b-but if I have to choose one)

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>>11344160
>There's no such thing as a freebie

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>>11344158
Who?

>>11344159
Rude, just ignore, hide or filter; because I like Mitsuki.

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Discuss the likelihood of these ships and what their relationships would be based on

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>>11344114
Keep on rolling rolling rolling

>>11344128
You two are the only contestants... I would have wished a bit more people but for some reason... They're afraind of coming here, I did my best to decorate that castle but it seems like it's not enough. Oh well, but it's not a problem that -y-you two are here.
>The sandman grabs two cocktails and gives them to the two dog girls.
It's really easy. Put on your best bikini and drink this beverage -t-t-the best you can. I will choose the winner accordingly to general sex appeal, class and... another special category. Do your best ladies!
>Fyxe looks at dogmom, shrugs like whe wanted to say "heh, why not?" and drinks her cocktail with [fanservice!]

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>>11344180
>Motherfucker
>Fine I'll choose, just gimme a sec.

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>>11344128
>>11344192
Fugg

>>11344182
You don't speak for HG.

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>>11344188
>Dubs
Uh oh.

>>11344202
Neither do you

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>>11344184
>Al snow is not ship worthy, Marjane is too young for a ship, but she could have a nice little relationship with other children, and Vibri isn't worth shipping with.

>>11344114
Okay

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>>11344184
Adachi is gonna cheat on me with a owl or a cabbage, this relationship will never work

>>11344204
Fuck off whiteknight

>>11344213
Alright.

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>>11344132
>>11344114
Kill me.

>>11344215
>tlhg
>taking the Roulette Roll thing personally

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>>11344229
How does it feel to get a taste of your own medecine?

>>11344218
After you.

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>>11343963
>Not me, dog. Mine's labeled with a number and I'm also out and about.

>>11344184
Archer and Suika are only together because they're alcoholics

Anybody wanna host?

>>11344263
Are you asking because you want a game or because you plan on doing it if we say no

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>>11344184
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>11344274
I'd like a game

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>>11344192
Owww...
>Now dog mom feels sad about the situation of the sandyman, he did everything he could to make a fun bikini contest and only got 2 girls. She drinks the cocktail in one shot, and tells the sandyman:
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE BEST BIKINI YOU WOULD EVER SEE, SWEETHEART!

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>>11344184
I think I might be blind.

>>11344284
Lenny is your discount Hannibal

http://www.strawpoll.me/13846697
http://www.strawpoll.me/13846697
http://www.strawpoll.me/13846697

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>>11344238
N-not so tasty...

>[In Spanish]

>>11344295
I believe you're shipped with Garnet, if my eyes don't fool me

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>>11344290
>She rocky eyes of the sandyman... Do nothing because they're fucking rock! But Dogmom could see how moved he was! And eager to see her bikini.
>In the meantime, Fyxe was already "showing off" spilling to cocktail onto her chest ro reap some sick points
>"Hey? What are you screaming like that Holly? Actions counts more than words after all. I've never lost a bikini contest before"

>>11344318
Now, I hope you understand how wrong it is to leak personal pics of people without their consent!
>pets

>>11344310
>leavefags rigging the poll
Pathetic.

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>>11344323
As long as we both keep our sunglasses on at every single moment, I would not mind that at all.

>20 people in the thread
>30 people in the poll

:THINKING:

tryhard shitposting is worst shitposting

>tfw don't hate Mitsuki but think their bland and need to change avas

>>11344359
it's almost like people lurk or something

>>11344349
>newfags can't accept defeat

>hating Mitsuki
The only thing you have to hate are yourselves.

>>11344384
SAVE US BARON

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>>11344300
Lenny? I thought my ship thing was on Fyxe! Don't get me wrong I don't want to fuck the family pet over there, but I bet Lenny and I could pull off something funny if we tried it.

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>>11344384
>Fyxe breathes in, ready to give this fine gentleman a RP that she hopes, could match the craft and quality of his.

Hi.

>>11344401
nice passive aggressive comment, asshole

>>11344310
Anime girls are the white people of HG.
Everyone else hates them for things they have no control over and want to knock them out of the majority, even though they aren't a majority.

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>>11344398
Your words hurts me Eric, I thought we had a hidden secret relationship going on.

>>11344411
It's just a friendly banter with Baron.
You don't know how I feel about his RP.
He knows.

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>>11344346
Oh, sorry. I do that a lot when I have a lot of energy. i'm going to put my best bikini on, don't look while i'm changing, sandyman!
>She hides behind fyxe and starts removing her clothes, thank goodness the only people there was her, fyxe, and the sandyman. after a few seconds she was getting her bikini on. She stops hiding behind fyxe and shows the sandyman her best bikini, a bikini that looked like that one of the dragon girl anime in that one episode of the beach and that lucoa had.

Where is Jude when we need him

>>11344425
doesn't change the fact you're an asshole at times, cunt

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>>11344431
I'm sorry you don't know how to take the piss with your friends anon.

If anybody's hosting, wanna try the newer Christmas code again? That one was kinda fun

>>11344431
Rude

>>11344430
>implying we ever need him
Also, he's shitposting right now.

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>>11344396
From what? Who is this "mitsuki" person you wont shut up about. It's hard to sleep with all this noise.
>>11344401
>Kek
>The tyke turns back to look at her
Hello?

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>>11344441
>I'll have a try at it.

>when over half of the thread thinks that you should leave but you just go cry about it with your hosting guild friends
dreemshade hunter!

>>11344458
Here it is, I think

9OC44u3p

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Gimme 24 or 36

Where's detective-kun to identify the shitposters when we need him

>>11344461
There were only 2-3 votes to leave before you guys started rigging it.

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>>11344479
Eddy

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>>11344479
Dog Mom

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>>11344425
No, I mean- Don't take this the wrong way I just- Oh goddammit, why do I always do this whenever I get something going?

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>>11344479
The Slayer of Mommas

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>>11344479
FYXE!

>>11344457
Well... HuH.
>She looks like an idiot now, she hadn't prepared anything beyond her greetings.
Nice to finally meet you. I was always seeing you entering the place on this big dark sphere but never talked with you.

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>>11344479
Deku

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>>11344479
REverse Mabel

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>>11344479
Elias Ainsworth

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>>11344479
Beowulf

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>>11344479
GNUM ATSAM AGEM APUS

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>>11344479
Uncle Grizzly

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>>11344479
Bathtub Man

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>>11344479
Popeye

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>>11344479
Sharl

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>>11344479
The Christmas Fairy

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>>11344479
Berkut

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>>11344479
Revy

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>>11344479
Ja'far

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>>11344479
Sandyman

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>>11344346
Well... i'm sorry

>>11344479
Aron

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>>11344479
Crendor

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>>11344479
Skadi

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>>11344479
Hugh Neutron

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>>11344479
Steve Albini

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>>11344479
President Eden

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>>11344479
Avafag Killer Stain

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>>11344479
Araragi Karen

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>>11344479
Lord Hater

bumping it down.
Unless you put it more.

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>>11344543
Tom

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>>11344479
Kuroyuri
>>11344495
It's because I'm busy on missions all the time, havent you ever seen a lieutenant colonel before?

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>>11344543
Lord Escanor

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>>11344479
Buy My "Mini DLC's"

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(Good evening HG)

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>>11344479
Lord Beerus

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>>11344543
Saitama

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>>11344479
Eggman-kun

>>11344556
Hi again Mitsuki.

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>>11344543
This Thing

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>>11344479
Usotsuki

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>>11344479
Captain Luna

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>>11344543
Winter

>>11344488
>>11344427
>If it was an anime, and if the sandyman was a regular man he would have probably pissed blood from his nose because HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF DEM WATERMELONS
>The sandyman could barely contain your excitement.
>He turns to Fyxe
>I'm sorry lady but... There is no context anymore, you are vulgar, idiotic and your... chest is way too small. Holly, on the other hand! Is fitting to be my bride! She has all the required quality. Bye!
>The Sandyman activates the trap located under Fyxe's legs, and she falls into the castle dungeon
>>11344556
Yo!

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CHECK IT!

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>>11344479
Scyther

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>>11344589
>>11344427
>I fucking swear

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>>11344556

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>>11344479
Zer0

>>11344591
Let's begin

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>>11344591
Looking good!

>Johnny turns to the viewer

Oh yeah, that roster is kind of alright too. Proceed.

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>>11344591
>>11344504
>>11344596
*goes to the beach irl*

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>>11344591
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME

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>>11344550
There are a lot of war nerds around here, but nope no lieutenant colonel.
Unless you're referring to Ocelot, he's a major. But he has been struggling with gender issues recently

>>11344489
Don't worry Eric, I'm just joking with you.
You can't have everything in life. You may be funny but you have bad taste!

>>11344591
>>11344596
Swap the sandman for him

What would an Alternate Universe HG look like?

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>>11344591
>>11344624
Oh...
Swap it for >>11344608 then

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>>11344591
I'm redongo bongo.

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>>11344642
Thank you.

>>11344641
different from outs

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>>11344591
I much prefer the cold rather than the warmth. Start.

>>11344641
Hoshi would be the most hated person here

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>>11344641
/ERP/

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>>11344641
This would be my regular form in that universe

>>11344672
>Drama and shitstorms into BIGGER drama and shitstorms
???

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>>11344589
...
>Holly watches how fyxe falls to some place she doesn't know of, she was kind of scared now that she's alone with some talking sandyman. She was worried about fyxe, but surely she was safe because they are in a sand mansion after all. Now she stares at the sandyman that just trapped her friend.
...What did you... do to her? w-what's the price of winning t-the contest?

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>>11344591
STARTING IT!

>>11344671
Not really

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>>11344691
>My photo is still Elias'

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>>11344691
UGA UGA BOOGA!!!

I mean....whoa, momma.

>>11344648
XDDDD

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>>11344691
>Bathtub Man stares intensly at the man in his living room, wondering how he got inside when the electric fence outside is running

..... Papa Smurf?
Dang, I used too many bathsalts again

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>>11344691
You forgot to swap zero in

>>11344688
Oh? Her... Well... I don't know, I just put her into the dungeon, maybe I will use her for entertaining purpose, it would be a crime to waste those tits after all, but for now, she'll stay in the dark!
Holly...
>If the sandyman could get on his knees, he would, he takes out a ring with a pearl he found on the beach.
I organized this contest for but one purpose! Finding the woman of my dreams!
You possess all the quality of bride should have. Please. Marry me!

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>>11344691
WHO'S THE MOST SICK VILLAIN IN THE UNIVERSE? IT'S HATAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Revy gets an edgy death.
...WHY DID MY IMAGES STAY THE SAME?!
FYXE HE WAS JUST TAKING A BATH!
>CREATION CLUB NOISES
Good job Steve, he needed to get his eye checked.


>>11344708
Congratulations, you have evolved to GOAT-SKELETOMON

>>11344755
That Thing is proving to be a formidable viking

>>11344652
>>11344755

You are the sandyman now. Good luck

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>>11344755
Well, good think I always wear sunglasses. Otherwise people would think I'm ugly now.

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(I've decided to leave HG and start my career in ERP. Anyone that wants to fuck this tight dreemshade hunter pussy is free to join me over there.)

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>>11344739
I am not Papa Smurf! What are you even doing in a bathtub in the middle of the living room?

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>>11344755
WHAT DO I DO WITH HENS? FRENCH Hens none the less!
... I'm calling this one Rene Dupree

>>11344782
Imagine spending your saturday afternoon shitposting someone on a hidden furry board

>>11344782
Nah, I have standards.
Obligatory begone thot.

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>>11344755
Quit your bitching, Usostuki.
Dog mom discovers a broken event!
Damn that sand samurai robot is really getting it on with the president.
Mouse princess confirmed for being jelly.

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>>11344755
>(Erm...t-that's not how it works...)

>>11344782
Prove it, link.

>>11344782
See you tomorrow

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>>11344806
I what a Nii-chan hug for christmas! A warm and long embrace!

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>>11344806
I guess I'm gonna root for Dogmom now!
Don"t cry! You can do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DTt8vk7hYw

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>>11344806
You think you are the first one to blame the president?
TWO LORDS GET IN, ONE LORD GETS OUT!
Damn, what did you do to piss everyone off, Karen? Did you call them a bunch of Niggaros?

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>>11344755
>Bathtub Man's last thoughts linger in his head as he's freezing to death
A-atleast they'll find my body frozen in ice, like those cavemen. I'll be famous in the f-
>Bathtub Man's hopes, dreams, and bones shatter all at once when the walrus does it's job.

>>11344789
If you aren't Papa Smurf, then why are is your skin blue? I can't be tricked this easily. I'm asking the questions here.

>>11344834
>I what a
Time for bed. Or study.

>>11344782
Lies you imposter, Mitsuki would never say something like this.

>>11344855
Popeye's kicking ass

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>>11344855
Hmmph, what am I supposed to do with these?

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>>11344855
OOOH YEAH. Now I'm the Christmas Creature!
... Don't sue me Kane.

Disregard autism, acquire (You)s

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>>11344755
Ow.
>>11344806
I'll do what I wanna, BITCH! Wahahaha! Taste broken glass!
>>11344855
I dunno who he is, but I blame him for this heat anyways.

>>11344861
I'd like to study you in MY bed.

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>>11344855
...That bitch has problems.
Lord Hater hates Christmas.
Zer0's clearly an ass kisser.
BROKEN EVENTS GALORE! IT'S BROKEN EVENTS CHRISTMAS UP HERE!
...Even in KayFabe, this is too stupid.

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Tits

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>>11344861

>>11344855
The surprise was ruined... There's always next christmas.
>Says Karen as she ascends to the heavens.

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>>11344857
It's how I am, blue and cool! That's just a bit racist how you think everyone who's blue and has a mustache is Papa Smurf, that stuff wouldn't fly in the show I was on

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>>11344893
>The big red machine suddenly climbs out of the floor, before standing up to the Wulf and giving him an uppercut, before descending down, as the devil's favorite demon returns to hell

When will we compile a dictionary for all the made up words Karen says?

>>11344914
>>11344914
>>11344914

>>11344943
I need to learn redongoese

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>>11344629
I meant myself!
>>11344910
There's snow hope for you todd

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>>11344923
Well, technically it wouldn't be racist since smurfs are an entire different species from humans. But you're also a figment of my imagination brought to life from overusing bathsalts again so you're probably here to teach me how to be less judgemental

>>11344953
>post just got made
>linking it here in less than a minute
There's nothing more patheitc than samefagging your shitposts

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>>11344910
So, how's that power of the sun working out for you?

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>>11344910
I got nothing here except that Beowulf is the new Bathtub man so...
>>11344964
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE BATH, CAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!

>>11344976
t. whiteknight

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>>11344910
.. We're going to do what now? Better than anything Russo has booked.

>>11344939
>Selling the wulf doesn't even have time to take a look at the big red machine.
Ah, come on. You don't gotta be like that Glen.

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>>11344776
Yay.

>>11344943
never because they don't mean anything

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>>11344982
I get paid top dollar to stay in this tub, no way I'm getting out

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>>11344964
Hey if I wasn't real, then how can I do THIS?
>pulls the plug from the bathtub, grinning as he has proven his point.

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>>11344753
>Holly was starting to think that the sandyman was more like a weirdo than a sad sandyman. It was kind of normal t hat someone ask her to be her wife, becaus she's already a good mom... but after doing that to her friend and insulting her... she had the obvious answer for him. She sighs before saying her answer.
You know... After all you did to my friend... Do you think I could EVER accept you? But even if that wasn't the case, I could never accept another man in my life. i'm sorry... And i'm sorry FOR THIS
>Without a warning dog mom prepares her fist and punches the sandyman in the face.

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>>11344962
Oh... Sorry... I didn't realize.
Aren't you a little short to be a lieutenant ?

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>>11344982
>Mabel giggles, lighting a magic blue cigar as she looks at the dent in the shovel

Not so strong without spinach, are you?

>>11344992
>Calling out a lowtier shitposter on being an absolute joke is being a whiteknight
t.dumbcuck

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>You hear that guys? It's santa's sled! He's coming to Christmas! What gifts will he give us?

>>11345019
Can't hear you over you defending Mitsuki.

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>>11344982
>>11345023
THE GIFT OF DEATH

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>>11345009
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
>As the bathwater drains away to the sewers below, so does Bathtub Man's life force.
All that remains is an empty husk

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>>11345032
Not cool Saint DICK
>Sells

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>>11344981
Forgive me miss, but during the nights...I turn into a pathetic, thin old man. You see, I am the biggest weakling out of anyone here when night falls.
i'm just glad I got taken out before my day self could hurt anyone.
P-Perhaps I should...thank...y-
>escanor bleeds out from the wound and dies before he could finish

>>11345031
>hear
>its all text
Shut up and ignore Mitsuki already.

>>11345032
Santa knew what that fairy did

>>11345031
Talk me back when you're on the same shitposting level as I am, nufag.

>>11345009
>>11345036
Jesus Christ Mung killed a man in cold blood.

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>>11345032
>Santa comes to give the tributes some whoopass
>Berkut: "Santa doesn't exist"
REALLY BERKUT?! YOU FUCKING TEAMED UP WITH HIM!

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>>11345032
Santa Claus!? You're real!? Holy crap, over here Santa, we have tons of missed gifts to catch up to.

He's actually coming! Wait isn't he coming a little too f-

>Splat

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>>11345065
Place your bets.

>Elder shitposters bullying entry tier shitposters
That's kinda cute

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>>11345012
>Of course he was a weirdo! Of course he was thirsty! Have you seen sandwomen? They're awful AWFUL! And since dogs are rarely allowed on beaches he has been dreaming about them since he was but a little grain of sand.
Don't worry about your "friend"? She will be our little pet alright. Now come into my arms
>The sandman gets hit in the face, and he scatters into a puddle of sand
Y-YOU BITCH?! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Don't you understand you stupid dog? I can make you the QUEEN on this beach! You could live the high-life with me! Dump your stupid husband already!

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>>11345036
Oh, uh...WRITERS! WE NEED A PLOT HOLE!
>A black hole appears over the bath tub, filling it back up with his essence.
Thank goodness for totally convenient yet lazy writing!

Mitsuki is an oldfag.

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>>11345072
DOGMOM!

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>>11345015
No I'm not, shut up!
>>11345065
>Being in heaven felt awkward to them considering just who thier master was.

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>>11345072
IT'S ALL OVER!

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>>11345090
GOOD JOB!

>>11345088
This ain't the beach games, your rigs won't work here!

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>>11345098
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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>>11344982
>Berkut gets into the suit of armor made of ice, and takes a few steps before quickly getting out of it
This was a terrible idea.. Damn Nuibaba said Ice Armor was a perfect idea. Once I see that witch, I'll rip her limb from limb!
>Berkut kicks the ice armor, and it shatters once it hits the ground.

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>>11345019
>>11345031
Ladies! Ladies! Put down the purses! All this fighting between each other over a fucking drawing is distracting everyone from the true problem at hand! And that problem is Baron! Also, I'm out of taquitos. Would one of you mind getting me more?

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>>11345090
>>11345088
>>11345089
...............
Okay...
Maybe you're a lieutenant after all.
But you're still short.

>>11345098
Sadly... Yeah....
Thanks for the game Vibro!

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>>11345098
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.

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>>11345106
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

any questions?

>>11345098
Oh wow! Congrats...uh....random Japanese girl!
You did good!
Thanks for hosting, host!

>>11345112
This is some serious low tier shitposting ava

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>>11345098
Ah...Co-congratulations!
>>11345106
Thank you for hosting.
I hope I didn't get in anyone's way...

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>>11345098
Congratulations.

>>11345106
Thank you.

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>>11345083
Don't pull that plug!

Huh? What happened? Did I fall asleep in the tub again, I promised myself I wouldn't do that again.
Uhh, what were we talking about?

>>11345106
Oh, thanks for the game dude, it was pretty fun until I lost. Maybe next time it'll end differently

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>>11345098
I knew I hated Santa Claus. That fat bastard is no good.

Whatever, congrats to the winne.

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>>11345106
Thanks!

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>>11345121
Shitposting? I'm just having some fun between killings.

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>>11345098
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting

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>>11345098
>>11345106
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Kuroyuri.

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>>11345045
You're a big, fat embarrassment, old man. You should come back with more fighting spirit next time!
>>11345098
I hate this.
Congrats. Tha-aanks.

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You're allowed to write 10 avas' name in this.
Who do you pick?

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>>11345132
Well we didn't talk about anything really. But I do have a nice conversation starter.
>Takes out a strange purple pepper
This is a laven-peno! One of the most unique peppers in the world as it is so spicy, it is said to make you breath fire!

>>11345172
Mitsuki 5 times
Karen 5 times

>>11345172
(You) x10

>>11345172
>>11345186
samefag check

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>>11345114
You're just stupidly tall!

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>>11345077
I didn't do it for me, I did it for her. I don't care about a beach full of jerks, if there's no nice people in the beach then this beach is not worth i-
>Holly stopped talking when he mentioned her husband, a really bad mistake... even if he doesn't know, mentioning such a horrible man in front of her just makes her have her wild animal insticts again.
...He already dump me.
>She gets a water-bazooka out of her bag, aiming at the puddle of sand, she doesn't care if his little mansion gets destroyed by the water. She was ready for the worst.
Bye-bye, honey.
>And she shoots! And she kind of forgot that fyxe was in the mansion.

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>>11345153
Y-yes, you are right...
When night falls, I am too weak and useless to be of any help to anyone.
But during the day, I am nothing but a hazard that could explode at any time...

I need to put in more effort next time!

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>>11345172
Oh! I know just who! Let's see. Aron, Bolin, and 8 of Hoshi's avas.

>>11345206
You're such an unfunny faggot holy shit

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>>11345176
Breath fire? Look, if you're trying to rip me off, at least try to be believable!
That's just stupid, and dangerous.
.
.
.
I want to try one, how much does it cost?

>>11345172
Hoshi and Junko. The rest of you are cool.

>>11345172
Anyone not named Mitsuki.

>>11345218
I disagree with you, let's start a 4 hour fight about it.

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>>11345218
My humor is like food in Africa, not everyone gets it.

>>11345218
At least he's not anime girl #8786453

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>>11345223
Well this is very exotic. But since you've gotten me in a good mood, I'm willing to sell it to you for feefty dollops!

>>11345224
this is the correct answer

>>11345247
kys crendor

>>11345248
>being bland as a non-anime is fine
>being interesting as an anime isn't, because you're still anime
Solid argument.

>>11345172
Soviet
Yosuke
Junko
Seth
Asgore
Adachi
Fyxe
Kamina
Jude

>>11345172
Hoshi
Junko
LF
Mitsuki
Aron
Crendor
Merak
Soviet
Kamina
Yosuke

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>>11345254
I guess..... Wait a minute, 50 bucks for a pepper is absurd!
I'll take 3, the money's in the drawers over there

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>>11345260
You seem upset. Is it because I'm not a boring drawing with big tits?

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>>11345197
>Fyxe pouts
No! I'm [REDACTED] which is a good height for girls, go eat some soup or something while you still can

>>11345200
I know that beach is full of jerks, alright! That's why I always stay in my castle. But I don't mind the bab-
>He puts his head back on his body
Why are you making that face? He dumped you? I didn't know it was possible to have some shittaste. *I* will make you ha-
Hey.
Hey!
HEY PUT THAT DOWN YOU FUCKING B-
>It was too late, dogmom had already turned the bazooka on. With a force of a thousand tsunami, the water pieced the walls and they started to melt, the sandyman with them...
...
...
>Ten minute after, on the remains of the destroyed castle, Fyxe emerges
PHWAAH! I thought I was gonna die. What happened?

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You guys look like you could use some RIN

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you all look like degenerates.. Kira should wipe the earth with all of you. In fact, maybe Kira will after he gets home and does his homework.

>>11345312
too irrelevant to name them

>>11345314
hey grimes.
>kissu

>>11345287
>Mitsuki
Fuck off

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>>11345204
And what's so wrong with any of that? Just run a train on someone! Who cares what happens?
>Alright sorry I can't continue this it's too hot

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>>11345288
Pleasure doing business with you!
>He tosses 3 of the peppers into the tub like bath bombs and runs over to the drawers. He takes out 150 dollars and plants a kiss on them.
>He turns back around to talk to the man in the bath.
Oh yeah, make sure you don't eat them without cooking them first

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>>11345295
Oh, nothing really... I think the sandyman spilled some water on the floor by accident.

>>11345314
Holy shit that movie was fucking horrible.

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>>11345314
Who the fuck is this loser?

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>>11345325
Who the fuck do you think I am!?
>>11345333
Say that with your name and face. Then we'll see who the real tough guy is.

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>>11345329
>Bathtub Man combusts in flames as he has already eaten 2 of the peppers by the time he could hear the advice
>all that's left are some ashes
>(Really gotta go for now)

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>>11345320
you could use some RIN my dude

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>>11345330
Oh... Okay. It's too bad for him, I hope he'll be able to rebuild it.
So... What did you win in the end?

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>>11345295
Wait that works?

>>11345350
Rick Grimes.

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>>11345351
Oh, too late I guess.
>That was fun, see ya.

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>>11345312
I'd rather fuck myself with a nail bat coated in broken glass and scorpion chiili hotsauce.

>>11345314
What emo movie did you angstingly crawl out of?

post memes

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>>11345353
Uh...
>She still had the water bazooka on her hands so she tells her that this was the price
This water bazooka! Pretty cool, right?

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>>11345356
Drinking milk worked for me at least.
What do you have to lose in trying? Milk is delicious

>>11345379
I wanna drink your milk

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>>11345343
This loser is going to be the god of a new world. As soon as my girlfriend is done creating it that is. S-she's the one who does all the dirty work... and deciding.. and planning... I'm just the pretty boytoy who holds the book.
>>11345367
My name is light turner. Average student and bullied kid. I am not Kira.....or... Rick grimes...
>>11345371
Oh dude did how did you know? I know i just went to see a movie, but you could tell i went to see one just by looking at me?

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>>11345371
my d u d e
What comes after the third reich?

death note was a pretty good anime