How the fuck do I make friends in video games, /v/?

with pleasure

bee urself

I wish I knew myself.

i posted my steam id in street fighter thread and made a friend I've been talking to for a couple years now, and then through him made like 4-5 other friends. So clearly what you need to do is dump your ID and play some fighting games.

bEyourself

Talk. Because you naturally restrict yourself to answering questions, you're seen as unapproachable or unsociable even through the internet. Since body language isn't possible through text, all they got left to judge a person's worth is by what they (don't) say.

That's why people who seem to talk about the most inane crap also have the largest followings while those who pine for company but seemingly never said a word in the entire game are forgotten.

Stop being such a faggot and learn how to speak to people.

>couldn't make friends on /r9k/
why live?

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>desperately want friends to have fun with
>don't play any multiplayer games

>>11343021
literally me

Just hit Randomize if you're in a hurry.

Why do you want friends?

>>11343024
i'm lonely as fuck and those feels won't go away

post your id and we'll decide if you're worthy of having friends

I would say just be yourself but clearly that hasn't worked, so just pick someone popular and act like them instead.

>>11343013
It's usually good to have a balanced mix of classes, depending on how many friends you're making. Just make sure the party is able to cover its weaknesses.

>>11343013
Ok, give tags for the image's source so i can see wether this is worth or not

I'll be your friend if you have a cute shaved boipussy.

I just wanna make friends that genuinely care about me, with barely talking at all. Why is it only in fiction that this seems to be a thing?
I just don't have anything worthwhile to say. I think small, so I talk small. Guess I'm too boring for real life.

>>11343024
Hanging out is a great way to fill up time, also what this guy said>>11343025

>>11343013
the same way you make friends IRL.

hope that helps.

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>>11343013
I appreciate you posting Jitsu wa, so I'll be your friend.

>>11343029
Jitsu wa Watashi wa, it's not porn. It's a romantic comedy manga series. Really really stupid but the author is pretty good at drawing dramatic reaction faces to really stupid jokes. Don't watch the anime, it sucks really bad.

>>11343034
I just want them to fuck already. god dammit.
Does anyone even remember MC's gimmick was suppossed to be him being unable to keep a secret?

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>>11343029
Dumbpire Bizarre Adventures

>>11343036
ilu add me /id/shinobutaimu

>>11343035
Obviously the crux of the series is the constantly in-peril nature of their relationship, so it probably won't get there unless it goes into the supposed events of the future timeline where she mysteriously has a kid offscreen

i was playing TF2 earlier and I made a friend just by casual chatting, honestly.

>>11343013
you dont, now go outside

>Go to /vg/ or make a thread on /v/ for a game you like
>Ask if anyone wants to play
>Add someone
>If they're cool, keep them. Delete them if they're weirdos.
Its just that easy.

>>11343038
How do I know you just bully me? I dont want people to add me just to bully

>>11343037
>tfw no qt dumpire gf

>>11343043
Not him, but I want to add you to talk, since you seem nice. Though I assume you probably have like 60 friends to talk to...

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How do you get a bf in video games?

>>11343046
cebruz is here abandon thread

>>11343046
london?

>>11343045
I have 7

>>11343049
Discord or steam? I'd like to add you.

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This probably won't work, but.

Add me if you want to play Melty Blood. East coast NA here but it shouldn't matter.

Bubu#2288

>>11343013
Join a community.

Just like joining a club or some type of friend circle at school.

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>>11343013
How do I make friends anywhere? I try talking but it never gets easier like the normalfags tell me it will

>>11343053
>tfw when people tried talking to you but got bored eventually

I'm thinking of resubbing on WoW and level an alt/try RP with it. Argent Dawn, EU.
Anyone wanna join me?

>>11343052
I made like 7 LFG forum posts already and so far no one has added me. Can't join a community if I don't know any.

>>11343013
Play online co-operatives games competently. Not great, people who are great are cunts, competent.

>>11343056
That's my home server! I met most of my friends on there, though RP nowadays is pretty bad.
The ERP's great tho

>>11343055
This always happens with online friends they talk to me a ton at first then slowly ghost me and only respond with one word replies

>>11343055
>tfw you try talking to people but they get bored quickly

>>11343059
Same, it's where I usually play, but I haven't tried RP since like back in TBC and never really got into that. Just thought it could be fun to try again.

>>11343060
>>11343061
i never know what to say, i'm not mad or surprised they bored
it's just sad

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>>11343050
what would we talk about? Everytime someone adds me they want to me to be their bf and im not looking for that right now

>>11343064
Not at all, just want a friend that I can ask absolutely inane crap. You don't play TF2 or anything of the sort, do you?

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>Shirayuki will never bully you

games with microphones. my xbone friends list is mostly people i met while dicking around in COD or ME3 multiplayer

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>>11343064
>it's a trap

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>ask anon to post his steam
>never add him

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>have fun in game with some people
>add eachother
>never play or talk to them again
>remove them after a month
every single time without fail

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>>11343065
I do play fps games but I dont play tf2
>>11343067
yes?

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>>11343070
Why not TF2? It's fun.

>>11343070
Which games, hm?

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>>11343071
>>11343072
>chasing after a trap

>>11343073
what other options do prison gays have?

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>add someone from here a few weeks ago
>it's one of those :3 posting lewd faggots
>expect him to be clingy to me like a bunch of other people have in the past and have to delete him
>he deletes me the next day instead
Well that was unexpected. Why do I feel kind of sad/disappointed though?

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>>11343075
You weren't good enough to be clingy over.

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>>11343071
Ive never been too interested in it
>>11343072
R6S, Quake and random doom wads
>>11343073
Please be nice

>get friends
>fun and games
>life happens, they married
>alone again
Are you saying I have to repeat such shit cycle again? I'm content being alone thanks

>>11343075
>add someone from /r9k/
>he calls me a normalfag for having friends on steam
>i don't talk to any of them

>>11343068
D E V I L I S H

>>11343081
that face is so damn hot

>>11343079
>>add someone from /r9k/

why

Why do you always turn these threads into gay shit? I'm never adding anyone from /v/ you're all a bunch of homos.

>>11343077
Oh well. No chance you'd post your contact details then?

>>11343083
i was desperate, still am, but i'm too shy to make friends even online

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>>11343029
Dont listen to the jokers. The manga is about highschool delinquents

>>11343084

Because every time internet friendship is brought up all the thirsty, desperate as fuck virgins flock to it. Gay out of desperation and fear of being alone they try to start relationships with anyone they possibly can, even dudes.

Pretty sad desu

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Post cool beauty.

>>11343083
Honestly, I'm not as vocal or extreme, but it's probably the board I feel closest to.

>>11343084
This
Came to thread hoping I could get some IDs for some 4x games not a tranny circle jerk

>Don't bully me silly boys.

>>11343085
slim #7636

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>>11343084
Fucking prison gay /v/ pisses me off.

>>11343074
Twinks are generally cuter and less mentally ill

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Well, here's an ID. I don't play that much, just playing TF2 and Darkwood at the moment. I promise I'll be at least a bit engaging in conversation, provided I'm not being run down by family.

>>11343094
twinks are too gay for them

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>>11343095
...idiot. Gordian Knot #3846

>>11343077
>Please be nice
Traps aren't nice people they don't deserve others to be nice to them

>>11343098
I am nice to people

>>11343094
It's so sad that all traps are really fucked in the head.
I just want a cute boy to love and dress up in cute skirts.

>>11343094
>Twinks
Most of them are just small young muscle boys.

Just go on /cuteboys/ for actual twinks.

>>11343099
No you're not all traps are the fucking same

>>11343101
>muscle boys
that's not a twink at all, twinks are slim soft boys

>>11343102
Sorry you've had bad experiences with the others

>>11343104
Sorry you're a fucked in the head attention whore

>made a tight group of friends in '07 thanks to halo's custom games, still talk to them to this day, thankfully we all made the jump to peesee
>haven't made any real friends since

>>11343105
Ok

>>11343013
I have no gf please I need gf qt gfs gf pls im virign

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>>11343099
>"traps"
>nice

>>11343103
Most porn sites like Pornhub disagree.

>shitty pc with wageslave salary, can't even afford a new one
>can only play old mmo crap
>can't even make friends in said games to numb it

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>love multiplayer games
>extremely shy and never talk to people
>play them alone all life

>>11343034
I still think the anime was fine

add me im retarded too http://steamcommunity.com/id/354960/

>>11343013
I don't.

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What is having friends like?

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I want fap friends

>>11343116
You go together and have a lot of fun, even if you don't get the chance to meet up that often.

>>11343116
It's pretty good, Anon. With my friendo's we call each other all kinds of names and laugh at each one. We'll play vidya for hours on end, and call each other pussies, normies, and wagecucks as we have to leave for the day. Camaraderie is the best thing I've ever had.

>>11343117
what does it mean

>>11343117
What's a fap friend?

>>11343121
Means you jerk off to the same shit. no homo

>>11343117
contact?

>>11343122
Oh. Can I watch my friend jerk off and cum?

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>>11343116
Would you be okay with online friends, anon?

>>11343124
If he's into it, I don't have any say so in the matter, Anon.
>What are you, gay?

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>>11343123
ushi#8391

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What the fuck is wrong with all of you

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Having friends sounds a-awful

>>11343013
1: Have real friend
2: Bring them to game
3: Let them make friends
4: Become friends with their friends

>>11343130
>step one

y..you too

>>11343127
>ushi#8391
added <3

>>11343126
It's not gay to watch a cute boy jerk off and cum on himself.
It's male bonding.

>>11343133
Is it gay if you assist your bro with that?

>>11343116
Did it end? I rememeber reading it a long time ago, thinking of picking it up again.

>>11343134
not if you assist by pretending to be a girl

i need people like this

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>>11343133
If you say so, Anon.

>>11343131
Do (You) need a friend anon?

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>>11343136
Oh, good. I'm still straight, then.

>>11343133
What if I'm not cute?

https://youtu.be/oWiL-DKmD7Q

>>11343013
help I own this manga in japanese and I don't even into anime

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>>11343114
not one invite. nice

>>11343134
No. It's only gay if you let him fuck your mouth and you swallow all his cum.
It's okay to only swallow some.

>>11343137
Trust me, I know these things.

>>11343140
It'll be okay as long as you can make cute moans and aren't fat. Sadly, fat is a dealbreaker.

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>tfw you'll never experience just having a good platonic male friend that you don't end up having any extra feelings for because you're gay

>turned into gay shit by the same cockhungry faggots
And out I am.
Thank you for the lack of help.

>>11343145
Is chubby okay?

>>11343139
hmu

>>11343146
>Have 7 of them, wanting more for when they're not online to bro it up on vidya

>>11343148
I'm sorry, I only like skinny guys.

>>11343149
Danny-chan#5140

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>Want to do gay shit
>Scared my non-fag friends will find out and I'll end up getting laughed at

>>11343150
>7 of them
how do you do it anon, these must not be very close friends, how do you give adequate attention to 7 people at once

>>11343013
give stuff to them

>>11343153
Kill yourself fag

>>11343151
I mean in general for fap friends.

>>11343153
>>11343156
Be nice to him please

>>11343154

Actually, I consider these guys my brothers, if anything. We grew up together through online vidya. We still get in voice chat on discord whenever we can and play vidya.

>>11343157
Oh. If he other person is into it, of course.

>>11343153
What if they want to join in?

>Want to do gay shit
>Do it
>Want to do gay shit

>>11343013
FRIENDLY REMINDER
Unless you know them in Real Life they are not your friends.
People you play with online with are not your real friends unless you know them in real life.
People you discuss your fetishes with online with are not your real friends unless you know them in real life.
DONT KNOW THEM IN REAL LIFE? THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS.

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>>11343162
It's okay, buddy. You're not alone.

>>11343163
Yes, I'm not. I have a massive circle of friends in real life. You know, actual friends.
I used to have "fake online friends" but thank the heavens I found real friends.

>be very lonely
>come to these threads
>hope maybe this time I can finally make a friend
>see the gay posts
>get a boner and mind filled with lewd thoughts
>can only think of cock
I want to die.

>>11343165
You should add the people that dropped their tags

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>>11343164
Atta boy. I'm proud of you, champ. Let's not be insensitive to the poor souls that wont have that, and let them have their harmless fun, yeah?

>>11343165
I'll be your friend, Anon.
As long as you don't make it gay.

>>11343153
made a new account on battle.net so i can play WoW and be the slutty healer ive always wanted to be :3

>>11343165
You're hopeless anon

>>11343165
It's completely normal for people like us to want to be subservient. Don't fight it, it only makes it worse.

>>11343167
No. That harmless fun is a pit you only dig deeper.
Getting out of that pit is the best thing they can do.

>>11343166
I can't actually talk to people outside 4chan. It's never ended well.

>>11343168
You're kind to offer but you'd get bored of me very fast.

>>11343170
I know.

>>11343173
Trust me, I've got a high patience cap.

>>11343174
who r u?

>>11343175
its me ur brother

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it came back in the day almost naturally with games like Halo and Pokemon

i dont have the answer for you now since popular titles like Overwatch and the MOBAs just get people incredibly fucking aggravated

>reddits or forums
>looking for people to play with
dude, dunno why people even want people to play with

>>11343175
Whom'st'd've

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How do you make friends in real life?

>>11343129
while that looks good, it actually isnt how it feels, 3/4 of the time you wont actually want to be there

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>>11343180
I want to know too

>>11343180
If you're still in school, it's that not that hard. Talk to the person next to you.

>>11343034
>>11343087
Orange hair girl made me drop the series. Don't give a shit, will never give a shit.

>>11343135
Shit I guess it did end 6 months ago. May need to pick it up myself and finish it, see what happens.

How do you make friends that will abuse you to make you better?

>>11343186
go to jail

>>11343180
you don't

>>11343183
If you're not?

>>11343182
You get like 10 new beta orbiters each thread.

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>>11343180
>playing cards at summer camp with a bunch of guys, I think it was BS
>say something really stupid like 5 Aces, put my entire hand of 20 cards down and hope nobody notices
>one guy starts to say something, just stare at him and shake my head
>win when the next guy takes his turn
We've been friends ever since

>>11343189
get a hobby that involves being in the proximity with other people and hope one's a cool guy that wants more friends, and get into his circle of friends

>>11343013

Dont be a dick or some sick-fuck bronie/furry. It doesnt take much m8

>>11343191
what if I just want one friend and I don't want to share him with his other friends?

>>11343189
That's where it gets a little harder. I've made new friends by walking my dog at the nearby park and talking to other dog owners.
Basically boils down to finding people with similar interests and activities and not being scared to speak.

>>11343193
Then I think there may be a reason why you don't have friends, anon

>>11343013
post boipucci and then suck their dick

>>11343194
So you have to take the initiate more and try to find places or communities with the same interests?

>>11343106
>>11343150
>>11343119
>>11343159
>>11343154
>didn't put my discord in the name field in any of these
Tucker#8130

>>11343198
Save for that last one that wasn't mine, whoops.

>>11343190
they're just screwing around. I dont get many friend requests

>>11343195
Is a guy's sole attention to just me really so much to ask? I get jealous when a so-called 'friend' thinks he can just hang out with other people without me

>>11343201
you might be gay

>>11343200
Helps if you tell me who u r?

>>11343046
this makes me so mad. Women have it so fucking easy they don't even know

>>11343197
yes, but dont worry anon were already friends here in /v/
jk lol

>>11343013
dumbpire best pire

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>>11343146
>tfw you'll never experience just having a good platonic female friend to go lingerie-shopping with that you don't end up having any extra feelings for because you're a straight guy

>>11343201
I know how you feel.

>>11343197
Yes. Like another anon said, having a hobby where you have to be close to other people helps because that creates a situation where you have to interact.

>>11343203
Why?

>>11343202
you just don't know how a real friend should be

>>11343211
but should your friends life revolve around you? the gay cant have other friends to hangout with?

>>11343201
That only works when you're interesting enough for him to not need anyone else, and since you're on here complaining about not having friends, I'd assume that's not the case. I'd also assume you'd want more friends like this if given the opportunity, and would hold the friendship at a weird sadistic double standard

>>11343200
>I dont get many friend requests
>>11343210
>Why?
I can help you with those friend requests bub :)

What manga are you currently reading?

Are you enjoying it?

I'll be your manga friend.

>>11343212
I guess I can allow him to have other friends but only if he tells me when he's going to hangout with them and only if he shit-talks them behind their backs to me

>>11343214
>helps if you tell me who u r
What did you mean

>>11343013
How do you have trouble making friends? On videogames?

How the fuck do I socialize/ v/? No joke I can't for the love of me hold a conversation and it dosent help I sound Bulgarian

>>11343216
jesus christ

>>11343217
drop a contact you dumb broad

>>11343216
You sound like a woman or a trap.

Post discords.

>>11343216
are you a guy? dude your like my crazy ex girlfriend

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>>11343216

>>11343221
I already posted it in this thread but I wont say which one because you're mean

>>11343222
>>11343224
I just want a real friend... Does /v/ not know how real friends are supposed to work?

>>11343227
apparently we don't, enlighten us

>>11343226
point it out to me so i dont add you by mistake you weak ass pussy.

these threads are the worst

>>11343209
This works. Plus if you're into /tg/ stuff, most places have some sort of hobby shop nearby that are usually really welcoming to newcomers.

>tfw jerked off and don't want gay shit anymore but still lonely and want a friend

>>11343232
what about a vidya cuddle buddy?

>>11343232
post ID
Ill play vidya and stuff.

>>11343233
That wold be amazing. But I'd probably get a boner while cuddling.

>>11343234
I don't think I want to post my ID after posting so much gay shit.

>>11343185
Wait what, I haven't seen the translated version end, or did only the original serialization end

>>11343219
same here but french accent is way worse

>>11343235
Then what about a vidya frotting buddy?

>tfw cocklust fills the void in your cold, lonely heart

>>11343238
Oh yes, frotting looks like it feels amazing.

>>11343239
It's wrong but feels so right.

>>11343219
dont be scared anon, we dont actually care about accents as long as we can understand you

justbe a little thick skinned and never join a /v/ or /vg/ group

>>11343239
you wanna see mine?

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welcum to le garbage can heb a poni

since we're in trash, post some cocks
something with frotting

>moved to trash
FUCKING KEK

>>11343239
discord? i have plenty of cock for you

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>>11343194
>Basically boils down to finding people with similar interests and activities

>tfw no friends and live in the middle of small desert town where nobody shares any of my autistic interests and hobbies
>can't move out of shitty desert town because i'm a neet and my father refuses to move to a city despite everyone else in the family wanting to

I've never heard of frotting until now, how do I get my friends to do this with me?

>Tfw no bf to play video games and commit degenerate sexual acts with

>>11343258
we deserve this

>>11343100
define fucked in the head

>>11343256
Yeah, I do.

>>11343321
mist#0425

>>11343458
gimme your email

how does sucking a dick feel?

>>11343458
added, now take my cock

>>11343013
>get friend request
>leave it pending
>repeat
h-help

>>11343583
please accept @ushi

>>11343379
i would assume like the average transexual is fucked in the head

>>11343734
so how?

>>11343734
I am a tranny and fucked in the head, can confirm

>>11343955
can I fuck you in the head

>>11343975
I'm taken fuck you

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Fucking kill yourself fags lmao
I hate all of you fuck 4chan fucking ass fucking fucking shit bags im not baiting or ironic fucking die