Got that job yet /v/?

>>11339571
Yep.

Sould my soul to Walmart

I've got two, and I'm a wallet warrior with no shame whenever I pick up a multiplayer game

>>11339571
Yes, I do have a job. And night classes. I wish I was irresponsible enough to just play videogames all day.

>>11339571
>no jobs
>sit around playing video because no work
>vidya is causing me to have not job?
Wat

>>11339571
>Study finds young men are getting degrees in journalism instead of getting jobs

Yeah, going to quit on monday though. Too busy with school.

Yes actually, I started yesterday.

>>11339571
Those tabs are fucking tame, apply yourself.

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Yeah

>>11339571
Yes. I get 2 more weeks of neet life before training.

New study finds people can do multiple things

>>11339571
Yes.

I make 40k a year but pay hella loans
I'm going to be poor forever

>>11339571
no I'm going to play video games until I die

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Your tabs aren't even readable 1/10

I've got 2 days of work in a warehouse left. Going to spend the money on games thank you very much.

>>11339571
oh wow OP those are some very sophisticated tabs you must be a real patrician

>>11339571
But my job is playing vidya im a steamer.

>>11339571
Fuck no, I'm semi-retired. I made out like a motherfucking bandit during Sandy Hook selling 80% lowers and invested in the stock market when that shit was about to get shut down.

Making about 28k a year just on the interest from that account, around 500k in stock options chilling out. So basically, I do what I want. Its fuckin nice.

Yeah, getting a job made me enjoy video games again. Too bad I have barely any time for them now.

>>11339571
Nope. But I'm having interviews every week.
Wish me luck!

>>11339571
Nope.

Had a job at walgreens, quit after a week for many reasons.

Had a job teaching english to ching chong children. Got lied to by ching chongs, so that I would be interested in the job. So I quit.

Now I'm doing CS from my home for a company, and get $12 an hour. Its not bad I guess. I just read off of a script every now and then for a few hours a day. Half the time I have a game up anyways.

I also have classes unfortunately.

>>11339571
>reddit tab
Fuck off

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Yes, it's going pretty solid. 50k, godlike benefits, debt from college gone as of 2 years ago

Granted i need an actual constructive hobby now. I tried getting back into drawing but the jalopy i put on that piece of paper is discouraging, but i guess you start off shit at everything

>>11339594
even moot uses reddit, retard

>>11339571
Yes. Making a decent amount of money, too. Which leads me to buy more games than I can play.

>>11339593
> $12/hr
That's better than most dudes, anon, dont feel bad. Very nice.

>>11339571
I am 32, am I a young man?

Study finds, people can manipulate or interpret data to come to basically any conclusion. Politicians pretend to be unaware.

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>>11339571
>that poorfag resolution

>All those people with jobs in this thread
wtf, where are my neet bros at?

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Of course not

>>11339597
>moot
who?

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Why get a job when you can youtube?

>autistic
>physically disabled
>dumb as bricks
>can't drive
Whats the best job for me other than jumping off a bridge.

>>11339571
no, but i make 3k euro per month by rent apartments

>>11339597
>moot

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>>11339579
>>11339585

That's because it isn't ironic.

Yes for few weeks until the contract is over then it's back to being unemployed.

>>11339607
>physically disabled
>jumping off a bridge
hmmm......

>>11339600
I believe you're just a man

>>11339597
Literally who?

What if playing video games IS their job?

>>11339571
Yes, and since I did I don't feel like playing much vidya games anymore. I still play 1-2 hours a day but it's nowhere near my 9+ hour sessions I used to do. More time and energy for reading and doing constructive things like browsing 4chan.

>>11339571
>Job
>Money
Wasting time.

>>11339571
nope, applying for literally everything and I'm not even getting interviews. That "study" is full of shit. I spend more time applying for jobs than playing vidya and I'm still fucking unemployed.

>>11339571
One part-time job and two casual ones. I don't think jobless virgins are the norm on /v/ anymore.

>>11339613

Is there some sort of measure to determine this?

>>11339606
>Selling out to Jewtube

>>11339580
9fag

>>11339612
My back and neck are fucked up i can still walk dipshit. Almost couldn't.

>>11339597
Why should I give a shit what some e-celeb does?

>>11339623
No need to be rude, Quasimodo

>>11339571
ive had a job for years i still hate it though

>>11339571
Yep, it's going pretty good. Only real issue is that sometimes I don't feel like playing vidya and waste all my time here.

Just need to force myself to choose a game to play, then I can get going.

>>11339571
Yup. As soon as I pay off my debt, I'll have $300 extra a month to get vidya and save for computer parts. 6 months left but it gets closer every day.

>>11339603
Either suicide or grew up and stopped feeling so shitty about themselves. 4 year neet and hikki now reintegrated into society, feels decent man. tfw zero friends and forgot how to be sociable

>>11339621
>unironically being poor

>>11339571
>women and minorities get jobs over them
>stop going after jobs
>country-wide production goes lower and lower
>"How did this happen??"

Yeah, wish i was still neet though, but got to pay the bills somehow

>>11339606
Didn't you get squished by the adpocalypse?

>>11339571
>como
get out of my country mexiboo

>>11339631
I pray for this scenario every single day.

>>11339613
What is a man?

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>>11339571
NJIT is holding me hostage and I had to cut down on my hours.
It sucks and I just want more money for vidya, time for sleep & study, and dinner choices that won't lead me to getting shot.

>>11339571
I have a job and it's really cutting into my vydia time.

>>11339607
I am sure there is one thing you are good at

>>11339572
my man
But after 2 years, i'm more than ready to leave this shithole.

>>11339600
I feel old and I'm 29. I have a career though and I kinda fucking hate it.

>>11339571
I got a job a few years back. Still no life, still can't set my mind to anything, still can't enjoy anything, but now with the added bonus of no time at all. It's terrible.

>>11339618
You don't put any thought into it, just sending a random cv makes you one among a thousand anonymous ants. Call them or just show up and hand in an application in person, they'll be able to assign a face to it and suddenly your chances are much better.

>>11339571

>No job market for the skills you have in your area
>Work experience in this specific job vicious cycle everywhere
>Downgrading expectations from this point results in literally any fucking job going, no idea where to look as a result
>Part time jobs will pay less than welfare

Pretty shitty senpai

>>11339589
would you spare $1k for a humble beggar?

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>Entry level position
>3 years experience required
>College doesn't count as experience
How the fuck am I supposed to get work experience if no one will give me a job?

Nope. 4 years of NEETdom here. Tried very hard for a long time to get into the field my degree is in but failed at every turn. Worked a bunch of shitty seasonal and retail jobs here and there, but absolutely done putting up with those. The only reason to get a job is to support a woman, and I'm a permavirgin, so why bother anyway? Thinking about joining the military though. Seems like the only way out aside from going back to school to get a different degree and rack up more debt for potentially no gain.

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>>11339643
>NICE
>FIRM
>HANDSHAKE

>>11339620
Yeah;
>baby: can't talk
>kid :less than teenager
>teenager: of an age that ends with teen
>young adult: Matured but haven't started losing testosterone yet
>adult: peak testosterone, starting to decline
>middle age: when it becomes obvious that testosterone has started to leave you and grey hairs start showing up
>old: nearly all your hairs are grey

>>11339637
>NJIT
Cousin went there over a decade and a half ago. Got out, got a job for some shitter software company, now all he does is work 6 days a week long as fuck hours. Hardly no time for vidya. He's the reason I didn't follow in his footsteps and go to that school, get a degree in database + programming. Good luck bro.

>>11339595
UMA DELICIA

>>11339606
How much do you even earn a month?

>>11339648
Yep, continue to do nothing and blame everyone but yourself.

>>11339687
Looks like $50 bucks minus tax

Based Mod

>>11339694
>>11339643

Not him but literally everyone uses recruiters, so you can't get a single detail about who you're applying to unless it's public like the NHS, it's not possible to stand out at all, half the vacancies don't even accept portfolios and most use just a form/CV with a brief phone interview from the recruiter to see if you have any work experience you don't fucking have because it's clear you didn't have any opportunity to work to date.

I guess someone started doing that and now everyone wants to avoid dealing with the fallout.

>>11339700
And that's supposed to be profitable according to that anon?

Fuck, I earn 3 times that amount a month with redbubble sales.

>>11339733
My estimate doesn't even include the cost of running the channel. Shit, his internet bill is probably twice that.

>>11339733
what do you sell on Redbubble?

I got an internship in IT at a local place, $15 an hour to do barely any work all day. What little work that I end up doing, is literally just clicking buttons and copypasting numbers. Been working there for over 3 months now but my internship ends soon. Gonna be great to have some vacation time again while I job search.

>>11339922
Weebshit accessories.

Mostly stickers.

>>11339643
>Go to workplace hiring staff
>"Hi, I'm here to give my CV"
>"Oh sorry, we don't take CV directly anymore, we have x company handling it now, you have to take it there"
>"Ok"
>Go to x company
>"Hi, I'm here to apply to this open position"
>"Oh sorry, we don't handle CV directly, you have to sign in our website and send the CV to our mail with your user data"
>Send CV
>Send CV for another bunch of jobs
>Been doing this for half a year
I have better chances to get a job by raping some random TV diva and going to tabloid shows to say why I did it.

>>11340041
Mmhm, I know that feel anon. I spent months and months applying to everything that fit my experience, while having my mother constantly scream at me and accuse me of "just wanting to sit around playing videogames" because I didn't have a job yet. (and then, when I did get a job, "oh we knew you could do it" and shit...yeah, fuck off you fucking shithead)

Just keep at it, browse multiple job sites and apply to everything you see. If you can, just get some wageslave job in the meantime, to at least ease any expenses you have. During my previous job searches, I worked part-time at UPS. Was a shit job, and only paid $10 an hour (before taxes and union dues), but it was only ~3 hours a night, leaving all day to job search and do whatever I wanted.

>>11340041

Tbh the system for handling applications is better, it's the requirements and willingness to open a position that's shitty.
Really what needs to happen is a general realisation we only have so many work hours that are profitable to hand out, and it would be much better to make everything shifts if living standards could support it - if welfare could support it indirectly by eliminating unnecessary income drains from the economy like retarded "houses aren't homes, they're liquid assets" thinking.

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>>11340126
>Anon it's not that hard to get a job
>I know I haven't had a job since 1976 but it's not like anything has changed!
>Look here's a job for you!
>All you have to do is move to a new city, work 12 hours a day, find 3 room mates, and live in a 2 bedroom apartment!
My mom has the worst fucking ideas

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>>11340196
Pretty much, yeah. My mother thinks it's still 1980 and that you can just walk down a main street and get 5 job offers.

>Oh, you don't have a job yet?
>WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE JUST A LAZY ASSHOLE WHO ISN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
>WHY DON'T YOU WANT A JOB, ANON? YOU CAN'T JUST SIT HERE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY!

>>11339649
Jokes on you
I don't have hair

>applied to a bunch of renewable energy jobs in the last month
>had a shitload of phone interviews
>had two interviews this past week and two more coming up this week


I'm gonna play like 35 hours of vidya this week because it may be the last real time that I can binge on games I love. It'll be nice to be working in something I'm very interested in, but out of all the interviews I've had/will have, the one I want to get hired at is probably the most intensive one (consulting firm analyst) and I'll have even less time free than I would at a normal job.

meh. I guess this is growing up.

t r a s h b o y s

>>11339594
>falling for the classic reddit tab bait
Lurk moar
unless you're reverse baiting me by making such a stupid post in which case fuck you

Yeah, should be coming up on twenty months soon.

Still looking for a job in my field though, working as a laser operator till then.

>>11339607
Pretend to be so retarded that you can't read, then sign up to be some secret agency's paper shredder.

You'll be raking in easy money and be able to shitpost all the bullshit the FBI is up to.

Yup. Got a position as a part-time sortation associate at Amazon.

13.85 an hour. Feels good.

>>11339576
hah

>>11339597
moot's a fag though

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I have a job, but I wish I had a far better one. I have been working at a party store for six and a half years. I'm a supervisor who makes one dollar above minimum wage. I get no benefits because the big boss keeps our hours down so he can save money as well keep us dependent upon the job. We got a new general manager at the beginning of the year when our old one was fired for taking care of her employees before the company. The new boss is strict, screams at people, calls us fucking morons, and has his wife boss us around, a woman who hates white people. Since he took over, we have lost around a dozen people. Most quit, but some were fired. One guy, who I worked with for years, literally walked away from the job because the stress caused him to start smoking. If I could make more money, it wouldn't be as bad, but the big boss keeps our wages low because he wants to save for retirement.

So, on the few days I have off from work, I play the hell out my video games and jerk it to the FNAF girls, wishing I didn't have to go back to work and instead could fondle their big, fake, plastic tits all day long.

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>>11341598

>living the american dream

>>11339600
Ya got about 3 years left of "youngness".
Then you fall into this weird pit of both young and old till about 45. Then its middle age and the downhill trajectory goes much steeper.

>>11339597
Who?

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>Conducting a study to find out if young dudes would rather play vidya than go to work
>This is considered news

>>11339571
>assburgers
>diagnosed late in life
>learned all kinds of shitty coping habits
>unable to plan... anything, really
>listened to wrong advice and failed to develop myself

Christ, I wish I could find a job I can actually commit to. It's going to happen either way pretty soon. But fuck me, I'm not good at this. I'd rather miss an arm or leg than have this issue.

And it wasn't a problem for my father, or people like him. But my generation just got fucked. Vidya and internet are already huge attention traps, without which I might have learned something useful, but the fact that the job market is both fucked and rapidly changing in ways I can't get a grip on does not help. Right now, I'm keenly aware of all the mistakes I made that held me back, but I can't go back and change it.

I wish I had some discipline, too. But I just can't work towards a goal. I can't even visualize something where I want to go.

>>11341212
>previously work at amazon as packer
>get sick and need to go home
>medics at the health office don't want to send me home
>if want to go home have to talk to HR fill out paperwork and get points against me a.k.a. basically be punished because temp worker
Ended up having to tough through most of the day.

>>11342063
I worked a job like that. They constantly timed you, and if you didn't work fast enough, they'd fire you. So if you felt shitty, it was basically a judgement call if you were going to underperform because of it.

I loathed that job. They went through employees like mad, too. One guy I know who worked there had landed one of the less scrutinized positions, and then ran one order to fill in for someone. Made one error, and caught shit for it. I think it's even what got him fired.

The real joke is, it's around the corner from the unemployment agency.

>>11339595
What the fuck

>>11339571
>those tabs
You wanted to be called a retard, ja?

>>11343752

Its good for you. You probably don't have enough vitamin C(himp) in your diet.

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No

>>11339571
Yeah.

Night time security guard, full time, at a supermarket food distribution center. At 16 months now, saved up over $14,000 but still too paranoid to do anything with it.

It's not like other night security gigs, I don't have total isolation, I use the CB frequently for truck drivers and often have to talk to them when they come to the window. Plus, I gotta talk to my supervisor on the phone, occasionally.

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>>11339585
Here you go, you can laugh at mine ^_^

>>11339571
[spoiler]is this some moved thread or something?[/spoiler]

>>11339571
Why would I get a job if I don't have a future?

Quit my job last month, and don't currently have one. The plan was to just chill for a month since I've got some money in my bank account. Then I did some dumb shit, and I've basically been sitting at home playing video games to stay out of trouble.

>>11348512
The isolation is great for a bit, but after a couple years, it starts to suck. Or at least that was my experience. Thought about eating a bullet just so I wouldn't have to go back, since they didn't want me to quit.

>>11339576
underrated post

>>11348555
That let's play better be by Nintendocaprisun

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Nope, because I'm an unemployable pussy who's too afraid to make calls when I put in an application. I hate talking on phones because it always feels like I'm stumbling to understand the person on the other end. I think I'm just retarded. I just want a wageslave job to live my boring little life but I can't even do that.

I don't know where to begin

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>>11339583
>When you're actually going to be lone free after college.

Feels good man.