Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
Post as many lewds as possible.
>>11336626
Salty tenten
You're waifu a shit
Brace for Karen walls
>>11336675
No.
>>11336684
Yes
>>11336671
That's really creepy. Someone might have done hard research.
>>11336675
>Post as many lewds as possible.
I'd rather not.
>>11336711
nah, I sent it to a few people, I guess one of em leaked it
Oh, damn, I actually kinda like how I look with twintails.
>>11336753
>only slight brain damage
>>11336773
I mean, compared to pictures like this
this is my're waifu
>>11336801
why does louise suffer so much brain damage, is she autistic?
>>11336830
Of course not
Long shower
>>11336843
Welcome back!
>>11336850
I don't know what to do now
Anyone have any fun, drama free discord chats?
>>11336863
What do you normally do with free time?
I have 2 discord groups, a /waifu/ one and a yu gi oh one
The first one is pretty dead tho
>>11336863
we do have a drama free discord, but unfortunately its because nobody talks at all
>>11336229
Actually, go ahead and take those regards back. Tell """"""""""her"""""""""" I don't want to associate with mutants. You lied to me.
With that, I'm leaving these threads, and probably never coming back. I don't know what I was thinking, coming to a place like this.
>>11336885
Eh?
Uhh...Alright
Have a good one!
Morning..
>>11337054
'Morning'
>>11337054
Hi Saya~ Nice filename
..does this pic still turn sideways when I upload it..
>>11337065
Sup?
>>11337088
Hai Louise.
How's you?
>>11337105
It didn't!
>>11337105
Food and drink.
>>11337105
Not bad, you?
Wha i didnt know there were saya figures!! I want one, how get?
Morning.
>>11337113
What kind of food and drink? Pickles and vodka?
>>11337119
Eh, not bad either. Head hurts a bit, but it'll pass.
There is a new one, and probably only one that looks good.
I pre-ordered it in march and it finally came last week. It looks amazing.
http://imgur.com/a/W0Tfw
Youtube is great
>>11337153
Try taking something?
WOW that looks nice. I wish Louise had a statue nice enough to warrant 200$..
>>11337153
Chicken pie and scotch cola.
>>11337126
Morning.
>>11337156
Youtube itself or some people posting vids there?
>>11337173
You know what I mean
>>11337164
Something like beer?
I only now noticed I took all the photos from the same side..
200$ a lot though. Most figures are around 80-120$.
>>11337166
Scotch cola?
>>11337182
I'm not 100% sure, but it's kinda surprising that you only now found out about it..
>>11337236
>
u guys need to go back
>>11337236
My usual mix, 1/3 scotch, top up with coke.
>>11337236
Like asprin!
Most of the Louise figures I still need to buy are 100$. Still, with just a handful more, I will have all of them, not counting recolors.
And by a handful I mean like five
>>11337266
Hey! You came back!
>>11337266
Go back?
>>11337281
pssst rename that file
>>11337294
I'm not going through 669 pictures to rename them all.
>>11337301
nah, the one with the computer
name it hackakaze
>>11337246
>
>>11337266
Go back where?
>>11337267
Why ruin it with coke?
>>11337274
How many do you have? Got the nendoroids too?
>>11337301
Oh, also
>not wanting to name 669 pictures by hand
>>11337310
Five, no nendie yet. I'm not fond of nendies.
>>11337281
damn you seem happy to see me lol
wasnt my time to go
thought it was
>>11337294
>>11337310
to /b/
>>11337309
Maybe someday
>>11337322
Hell no, I'm lazy when at home and I have a job
>>11337329
I just hate to see people go, especially if they enjoy being here.
>>11337329
We do still have some threads on /b/
>>11337335
I have a job and college desu
Anyway, we should talk more! It's been a while and you're nice and stuff.
I'm heading out for now, see you all later!
>>11337322
Do all their clothes "fall off"?
Nendoroids are fun imo
>>11337329
I kinda like /trash/ more tho..
I'm a newfag to waifu threads please be gentle this is my wife and I love her
>>11337322
>Henrietta
heresy!
What is this retarded Chara doing here?
My dude, your shitty ass nudes are all over the place, you failed trap.
Just leave and continue to bring sadness to your family, fucking queer
>>11337335
dont want to be a part of this community just wanted to see how it is it is pretty gud place to hang I have a waifu as you can see
communities usually are cancerous so I avoid most if not all of them
as I mention I only visit 4chan on summers during that the other Im just away doing other stuff
inb4 underage
>>11337348
I prefer seeing them in there original place
>>11337361
trash is dumpster of 4can well there are others to but these threads are better on /b/
>>11337367
Who is your waifu and why do you love her?
>>11337415
HAi
Cut me yuno
>>11337445
Hay, say, ya, what's up
Stab me Yuno
>>11337310
Because its a blend that doesnt taste as good without
Knife me yuno
>>11337436
Why better on /b/ exactly? So mods can ban people because rule 13? Because lower image limit? Lower max image size?
>>11337460
I need to do a thing, but I'm not motivated at all..
>>11337465
Well, it would be a pretty shitty blend without the other..
Kill me yuno
>>11337465
Why ruin the coke with scotch
>>11337500
Oh I know that. Try giving yourself a specific time to do it and once you reach it just drop what you're doing and force yourself to do it as if you just got an order at the army
>>11337445
my waifu is Hime and I love her because she is beautiful and loyal.
Cut me yuno
>>11337524
LOL I read that whole Manga and watched the anime the other day. Was actually pretty good, catchy OP too
>>11337559
I watched it while it was airing and fell in love at first sight with Hime. fml
Cut me yuno
>>11337575
I mean same. Minami is and forever shall be my waifu, but Hime is #1 trap waifu
Completely different
Cut me yuno
>>11337361
Reee not at all
>>11337367
Hello! What do you love most about her?
>
>>11337431
It's my ZnT folder, not just my louise folder!
I have about six pictures of nonlouise people
>>11337436
Agreed, to be honest
>>11337575
Oooh, I recognize her! Makoto had me watch the first ep.
>>11337524
She from your average harem anime?
>>11337508
Yeah, but... hnnnng..
>>11337647
Are you sure? Did you try hard enough?
Cut me yuno
>>11337709
I do my best to keep all my figures fully clothed
>>11337735
But sometimes it just can't be helped. I understand.
Cut me yuno
>>11337760
Shhh. I'm sure you've spent more time now staring up Saya's dress then looking at the rest of the figure
>>11337777
>chucked
The wings get in the way.
>
Cut me yuno
>>11337777
>>11337932
wrong pic..
>
>>11337941
Oh, it rotated again.. Could it be because of the size?
Nickname for my x-com self insert character go
>>11337932
>>11337941
So you admit you tried!!
>>11337949
I-I might have looked.. Just to check if there are any defects in the model!
But I haven't "accidentally" taken her clothes off!
>>11337986
mmmmmhmmmm, nice excuse.
Only because they don't come off
>>11337709
Ganbatte!
>>11337647
Absolutely heretic
>>11338047
Reee gimmie an xcom nickname
and not at all!
>>11337949
Derpface
>>11338007
W-well, I bet you have too!
Cut me yuno
>>11337709
Nope. Sort of a comedy with a bit of panties... like most harem anime.. but trust me it's not.
>>11338054
Rory a mean
>>11338055
Nope! I wouldn't perv on Louise~
>>11338093
> A bit
Understatement of the century
>>11338104
But a funny
>>11338135
allegedly
>>11338093
Is it worth watching?
>>11338051
>I wouldn't perv on Louise
>has dakimakura
>>11338154
A daki with a very cute picture of her relaxing on the bed!
>>11338154
Well how much do you like traps
>>11338140
No, I had a giggle
Cut me yuno
>>11338191
At my expense!
>>11338047
Hnng..
>>11338173
Just how often can she relax though..
>>11338191
Uhh, I actually have no opinion on that..
>>11338225
24/7!
>>11338237
Do you keep it in a closet 24/7?
>>11338264
no! she's on my bed.
>>11338051
Louixe
also we should xcom
>>11338054
rood
>>11338225
Grrr
>>11338285
nah, I made a Louise squadmate
maybe
Cut me yuno
>>11338288
forgot pic
>>11338279
Mmhm, I highly doubt she can relax that often then..
>>11338285
Hnngh..
>>11338317
Rudding with someone you love is relaxing desu
Cut me yuno
>>11338285
But its funny
>>11338216
I make funnies at my expense too
>>11338225
Then Himegoto will be funny for you
>>11338348
Like when
>>11338362
All the time. You just keep missing it.
>>11338382
I'll be on the lookout now, then.
>>11338323
..Rudding?
>>11338348
Hmmm.. Imma check it out.
>open thread
>ugly dick pics
>close thread
>>11338399
Cuddling*
Morning
>>11338434
Lewd!
>>11338445
Cuddling isn't lewd!
When did you all move here?
>>11338288
sad
defo
>>11338317
grr
>>11338348
Are you sure
Goodnight, everyone~
>>11338520
Sad could work.
>>11338520
Yes. I am sure.
>>11338451
Wow that's an awful pic of Louise..
It can be.. in this case at least..
>>11338520
Hnnngh
>>11338527
I was just about to tell you to go to bed.
Sleep well.
Cut me yuno
>>743968056
Get in here, keep it bumped
Never mind bumping it.
>>11338666
bumping is exactly what satan would do
Claiming
Cut me yuno
>>11338777
50 threads about traps, femboys and crossdressing on /b/, yet waifu is resigned to the trash.
Hmmmmmm¿? Thank, Gook Moot¡!
Cut me yuno
>>11336818
She's a good girl
Cut me yuno
>>11338937
Cut me yuno
mine
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
go to bed
My name is not Ben lol
>>11339364
purple :o
Cut me yuno
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
Foulaw is Purple -_-
>>11339382
I thought I was yellow!
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
I miss foulaw :(
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowo
Message him on Discord :o
Cut me Slacho me Yuno
I don't remember the dead
>>11339439
I meant to say that but I forgot :o
But he's not dead :o
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Ok :(
Cut me yuno
>>11339454
Lulu is a fun champ.
Do you play League a lot?
why dont you go to bed?
Cut me yuno
is that why?
Yes
Cut me yuno
>>11339530
Every now and then, but I just play unranked. Lulu, Bard and Taric are my favorites, I pretty much only play support
okay i understand
Good
Cut me yuno
its not good at all but i understand
I had almost forgotten about the Konata blimp dick episode.
>Misaki Claimed
>>11339561
I don't really play it either, but supporting sounds fun.
What else do you play then?
>>11339718
Supporting is all I want to do in team games :o
I don't really play video games anymore, every now and then I'll emulate an old game I played as a kid, what about you?
It isn't?
Cut me yuno
>>11339970
C hen <2
maybe im wrong
sorry
>>11339982
>>11339785
Yeah supporting is nice.
I also don't play a lot of games anymore.
I'm playing Hearthstone and listening to music at the moment.
>>11339994
I like this avatar
>>11340004
>>11340012
How is you today?
>>11340002
Sounds nice, I'm preparing breakfast at the moment, gonna make it special :o
About what
For what :o
Cut me yuno
>>11340033
about nothing
nevermind
>>11340033
What are you having?
And how are you making it special?
Literally me enjoying all the drama.
I miss him :(
Ok
Cut me yuno
>>11340073
>>11340129
Me too
>>11340086
Ramen
I put queso fresco in it :o
Working on saturday sucks so much
>>11340143
Wow!
What's the occasion?
and cute picture
Cut me yuno
Spam me bradley
>>11340202
Thank you, I like all your pictures a lot
It's 9am and I'm hungry :o
Cut me yuno
>>11340232
Thanks!
Fair enough. I'm rarely hungry in the morning.
>>11340145
I don't have to work monday
>>11340304
Atleast tomorrow i dont work tomorrow
Cut me yuno
>>11340129
There's drama? Seems pretty chill lately
>>11340332
Saya <3
>>11340291
Breakfast is the most important meal though :o
>>11340359
Chill to the point /b/ threads die unless we got the banana spammer.
>>11340359
>>11340143
>>11340383
hey :)
Cut me yuno
>>11340377
I know that's what they say, but it doesn't work that way for me.
>>11340377
Hai
>>11340386
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>11340447
What does work for you? Also brb gonna eat noodles
>>11340454
How are you?
>>11337266
Agreed
>>11340469
Sleepy.
How's you?
>>11340469
That's a tough one.
Enjoy your meal!
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11340480
go to bed with me then :o
>>11340491
It's tasty
Cut me yuno
>>11340578
It sounded tasty!
What are you gonna do next?
Cut me yuno
>>11340732
I'm going to Disney World :o
>>11340578
But you're not Saya..
>>11340766
That should be a fun trip!
>>11340801
I'm scared of roller coasters ; - ;
>>11340793
She can join..
>>11340832
They are fun!
You should give them a try, unless you think they're gonna make you sick.
>>11340909
I think they're gonna make me die :o
Cut me yuno
>>11340941
They will not!
Cut me yuno
>>11341006
Have you ever been in one?
>>11340403
Hey, how are you doing? Sorry I'm in and out, I'm busy for a couple hours more at least. Hope you are still around.
>>11336675
>Post as many lewds as possible.
Why the fuck would you want this? They're not for lwed.
>>11341173
im fine
It's alright, I'll still be here later :)
Cut me yuno
>>11341214
Nice, take care until then.
>>11341127
Yes I have.
Who are you going with?
>>11341273
I'm not, I was just referencing something ; - ;
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11341338
Why though?
>>11341434
I thought it was good ; - ;
Cut me yuno
>looks for someone to eat
>>11341541
Pretend you are yuno, cut this guy >>11341532 and eat him.
>>11341541
please refrain from eating people
>>11341564
I hate kikes
Cut me yuno
>>11341564
is he chewy and warm and ready to eat?
>>11341565
but i'm hungry...
>>11341595
He wants to get cut so bad, so yes.
Cut me yuno
>>11341459
It was decent.
>>11341595
is eating somebody painless for them?
Asking for a friend
>>11341731
You set it up well :o
Right now I'm trying to find new music, what are you up to?
Cut me yuno
>>11341755
I haven't new music in a long time, so I'm just listening to my old one.
Cut me yuno
>>11341782
Don't heresy ; - ;
>>11341815
I try to search often, some days I go on listening streaks of albums, but then I get lazy for a few days and just listen to what I already like
>>11341743
That's depending how much the eaten person is chewed, and if they will handle the gastric acids.
Anyone want to play chess?
>>11341993
Aya
>>11341860
Unfortunately I usually don't have time to listen to that many albums in a day.
Cut me yuno
>>11342020
It balances itself out I guess over a week or so with the days off. I bet it's like an album or 2 a day on average. But yeah I do have the free time at the moment
>>11341860
>>11341609
i want to cut him too now :3
>>11341743
I don't know but they always seem to scream while i'm chewing, it's awkward
Cut me yuno
>>11342071
You mean right now? or in general?
>it's yet another HG avatarfagging spinoff general
cease
>>11341755
if you still need an album to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNhhYOnyyg
is really nice
>>11342101
I :yellow_heart: you
>>11342134
Both ; - ;
>>11342146
That's a short album :o
>>11342167
its a XFD (crossfade), if you want the full album you can get it here
https://leme.me/verah/flac/C92/ (the NoCtwind one)
>>11342194
I wasn't sure if it was an album, then I saw the Track counter or whatever go up, thanks
>>11342137
>HG
>spinoff
Not even close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP06kxW_M3I
>>11342121
that's pretty kinky my dude
Cut me yuno
>>11341214
Hey I just got back, see there was another C.C.? >>11342253
What do you have planned for today?
>>11342306
Welcome back!
I knew it wasn't you. I'm just wondering if it's who I think it is.
I'm not doing anything. Just being on here and the internet in general.
>>11342306
nothin.
icba to jump down your throat.
feel like shit.
you get away today but some other day ill get you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ60al8xXoA
>>11342364
>>11342306
You type like tomoko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHT6zOPyB70
>>11342341
How did you know it wasn't me? He just used a pic I use here >>11342351, for the filenames?
>>11342351
What have I done to get you mad?
>>11342414
He uses a tripcode, and I can clearly tell it's him from his second post anyway.
>>11342381
>>11342414
nothing.
i just have a rep for getting rid of any other cc fag.
i'm just feel like shit rn so eh, fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTnYL0ZZt2w
>>11342438
How goes everyone's day/night/morning.
>>11342491
Slow
>>11342528
Same but i did sell 3 sets my first show so weeee
Cut me yuno
>>11342167
That's fine.
Are you planning to do anything to have less free time in the future?
>>11342556
Show? You had a wooden stage at some village and made a show?
>>11342566
uwu what's this
>>11342578
Yes
>>11342565
Yes, I've worked some jobs before but not at the moment
>>11342469
Looks fun, are you watching s3 when it comes out?
>>11342433
No clue what a tripcode is
>>11342591
How many people watched
Also did you do some fire breathing tricks
>>11342595
oh yea.
wouldn't miss it for the world
>>11342609
About 15 and no just cut a hammer and did some knife tricks.
Cut me yuno
>>11342591
pass
>>11342632
A hammer? what
>>11342595
It's an ID that replaces the usual ''anonymous''.
You need browser extensions to see them and use one.
Cut me yuno
>>11342594
Are you looking for one?
I'm just wondering, I don't want you to be in a hurry to get one if you don't feel like it!
>>11342806
Idk what I would like to do yet, I'm not in a rush yet to bother. What do you do?
Hit me sacho
>>11342614
I think they will fuck it up to be honest.
>>11342672
Mmmm isn't that retarded? You go to 4chan because it is precisely anonymous. Putting your name all over it makes it just any other page that works with usernames
>>11342907
desu i just wanna know how the fuck they are bringing back lelouch.
will they stick with the shit we know about the cart thing or will they throw a curve ball at us and surprise everyone
>>11342907
That's right, but it's not really any different than posting the picture of the same person over and over again.
>>11342973
I missed that picture C
>Cockona
>>11342990
i was gonna say some shit like
'everyone does, its a cursed picture from the distortion realm'
or some shit
but really i wanna know, why did you miss it?
>>11343290
It's really nice and it's the one that reminds me of you the most.
Cut me yuno
>>11343271
>cock
>>11343346
nice
>>11343333
nice numbers.
and its nice to know i made an impact on you.
>>11342973
Giving the name of the series he'll be alive but I hope he was just dead. I think they won't even care how they bring him alive, what I'm missing is what's it going to be about? Lelouch going back to being zero? Or he will just chill in China? Idk mate doesn't sound too good to me
>>11342990
:/ I don't post it to identify myself tho.
Gotta admit yours is a good pic.
Do you two get along?
Cut me yuno
>>11343346
wtf I'm gay now
>>11343448
>now
>>11343374
Are you gonna stay for a while or still just come and go?
>>11343401
That's good to hear. There are not many posters with the right mindset.
Thanks!
Yes.
>>11343448
Bting back Iskandar
>>11343401
yea, i must admit i am curious as to what the story will be.
>>11343478
idk
>>11343498
where are you at now?
>>11343535
at home
>>11342276
i dislike when other humans interupt my meal time to save my prey :(
so I make them part of the meal too!
>>11343564
Where is that already?
Do you still play music all over?
Cut me yuno
>>11343586
bristol
and yes
>>11343568
how much can you eat in a meal
Favourite body part?
>>11343475
now
>>11343613
You got me curious? How do you take out all other C.C. poster? >>11343586 was he one and he stopped posting her because of you? Or has it nothing to do with it. Sorry I'm out of your loop. I understand if you don't wanna talk about it.
Cut me yuno
>>11343665
i have my methods
>>11343613
nice
where are you going next?
>>11343665
no no no that has nothing to do with me.
He just comes and goes as he pleases.
Last time with a bang!
>>11343719
im not on tour till the 20th.
but when i am i start in london then go to marseille
>>11343755
alright I hope it's gonna be fun
>>11343703
I guess you didnt convince them to switch to kallen. What music do you play?
>>11343719
What does the bang thing mean?
>>11343829
it usually is
>>11343835
all sorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8aT9oRp95A
>>11342661
Yeah ass par of my show i cut through a hammer the a tomato to prove the knife will never dull
>>11342649
...shoot, score
>>11343835
i didnt answer your question.
and im too lazy to explain it
>>11343835
that was something he said before he left for a while.
I'm sure you will see it being posted sometimes here.
>>11343844
how long is that tour gonna last?
https://youtu.be/9jg4ekLG9Zo
>>11343884
usually 3 months.
sometimes shorter
>>11343896
that's long.
Do you leave someone behind when you go out there?
>>11344008
used to.
not anymore
>>11343844
Is that the music you do? I kinda like it.
>>11343629
i like eating the dick and heart because that's where the most blood is~ and I can eat that all night
Cut me yuno
>>11344036
the stuff i make i don't share.
but yea, its very tool inspired what i make
>>11344029
aw ;-;
I'm sorry to hear that :(
>>11344046
boner why
>>11344046
>i like eating dick
Of course you do although
>>11344076
>>11344074
dont worry about it
>>11344065
That's okay
>>11344076
the blood is so warm and healthy there
>>11344087
why wouldn't i? just look at all that blood pulsating in those cocks !
>>11342480
>>11344046
I happen to eat dick too :^)
>>11344131
post butt
>>11344099
that Demon Hunter group you showed me the other day is pretty good.
Cut me yuno
Bake me yuno
>>11344193
lets have a dick eating contest then!
>>11344205
she doesn't have a butt
>>11344131
You should just suck and savor it
>>11344242
try living sacrifice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTIJfZuOys
>>11344505
nice.
it was pretty hard
Cut me yuno
>>11344557
try fit for a king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfRF18KH8Nk
>>11344585
Try Toehider
https://youtu.be/1GbZHrONI2k
>>11344585
I liked that one as well.
Always nice videos too.
and cute picture!