Pony bread
Thanks for baking Raptor. I was hoping someone else would get it because I couldn't think of any good Editions.
It's not even about having sex or getting off any more. I can jack off 12 times a day and still have this basic desire.
I just want to hold someone and sniff her hair.
Those are CRUCIAL for a new thread.
>>11336160
ur life amuses me
I'd even go as far as to get a hooker but I can't imagine the logistics of doing that.
I can't get a place to stay the night. I can't even pick her up because I have no car.
All I want is someone to hold.
>>11336135
Congrats! You have posted hottest pony of all!
>>11336700
Damned Canadian are you still here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXB5QNaiOQ
come on! wakey wakey!
>>11336956
>>11336960
>>11336952
why is discord so cool?
>>11336988
Cuz he's a Commie.
>>11337001
why is communism so shit?
>>11336956
>>11336960
>>11336968
>>11336982
Nice work Disco.
>>11337022
because eventually you run out of other peoples money
>>11337028
I was worried you were a sleep and that you were going to miss them.
You've got anything more?
>needing money.
a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.
lol Ameriburgers and their red scare propaganda.
Historically, that has worked out really well.
>>11337042
Yeah. I'll post them in the thread.
>>11337079
You haven't posted the new ones that I blasted into existence yesterday...
hey how many do we need to reach the 4000 Travises?
I just bought caffeine pills and I could use one tonight to keep creating them.
In Capitalism, man exploits man.
In Communism is other way around
>>11337096
I can't post in here anymore. It's too hard. I'm in the thread
>>11337132
I know.
get in touch with me in my no so secret little club I got a lot of new flags.
why is money so cool?
>>11337176
cause it lets you buy and grow food
I wish I lived in the DDR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udfs6p9Feu4
>Having to worry about buying food.
This is your mind on Capitalism
>>11337211
>having to wait in line for food with everybody
>>11337211
what do i do when i run out of children to eat tho
>>11337227
You start devouring Ukrainians.
>>11337237
gross
>>11337222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziEHz3vQZHQ
>>11337254
only a MASSIVE FAGGOT could decline this.
Pic related.
>>11337188
what if you have no teeth, what do you do for happiness?
>>11337262
ur 3d a shit
Time for bed see you guys later.
remember that time that lenin was so incompetent when it came to providing for his people that he had to get handouts from capitalist countries
and then while taking handouts from capitalists, with his people still starving, he stole food from the workers and exported it for profit?
>>11337305
Slavic women are prettier than Asians.
>>11337315
see ya later
>>11337320
>Trotsky collaborated with Goebbels.
>Taking Trotskyist propaganda serious.
>>11337340
are you denying famine in the 20's
or are you denying that they took western aid?
or are you only denying that the state exported food while the people died?
or are you denying the whole lot, please elaborate
>>11337353
Shitty Soviet politicians doesn't prove that the principle of Communism isn't sound.
>>11337353
>are you denying famine in the 20's
Weather caused Famine.
>or are you denying that they took western aid?
Prior to soviet rule all that "Aid" was given to the Zar and the white army.
>or are you only denying that the state exported food while the people died?
The Kulaks sabotaged the whole thing from the beginning.
>>11337368
>being a revisionist.
You also get a one way Ticket to Siberia.
>>11337368
the abundance of shitty politicians in history generally does prove that there are major flaws to statism
>>11337376
lmao
>>11337390
>statism
>being an Anarkiddie
Sankaku Complex would be the best place to find this.
IF ONLY IT HAD PROPER TAGGING.
Not my taste but something related to this thread methinks
Q: What is a girl's most important feature?
A: Her smile.
>>11337703
her 10 inch diiick
>>11337913
>>11337950
>>11337954
What ethnicity is the average American person?
I get that there are Irish-, African-, Asian- and Latino-american people, but is there more to this picture?
What is the social aesthetic of ethnicity? What are the dynamics within and between them?
>>11337975
German.
Theres so much German blood in America its national language was nearly German.
>>11337998
I don't see how German would have gotten around in there
heading to bed, have a good one.
>>11338174
Дoбpoй нoчи.
>>11338174
later mate, sleep tight
I've never had Mtn Dew kick in so fast.
5 minutes and I'm awake again.
For as long as I'm awake, anyone know how to invoke that feeling of being loved so I can go to sleep pretending a woman loves me?
>>11338407
Sorry man. No fucks today.
>>11338407
i don't know shit about anything, sorry
BUT you could try imagining and empathising really hard
>>11338407
Well, there is one way but.... ehhhhhhh.
>>11338471
I would really like to know.
>>11338463
When was the last time you got a romance high when you woke up?
Exactly like that.
>>11338407
just eat like 2kg of chocolate
>>11338491
...you know forget I even said anything.
Its pretty much social suicide.
>>11337376
>Weather caused Famine
The incompetence of the early Soviet system and crop failures caused the famine.
>Prior to soviet rule all aid was given to the Czar and White Army
No. Czar Nicholas never asked for outside aid from any Western nation.
>The Kulaks sabotaged the whole thing from the beginning.
No. The Bolsheviks were incompetent and incapable of organizing, much less running an entire nation but leave it to commies to fail to take responsibility while blaming others.
Hi bread
>>11338471
>>11338569
kek
>>11338622
Hello
>>11338658
How goes?
>>11338622
Good morning
Remotely poni
>>11338671
How goes ?
>>11338660
2 hours 22 min as of this post until new episode: "To Change a Changeling".
>>11338671
Hey Meisei!
>>11338687
>>11338689
Hello you two, it goes well. Didn't get enough sleep I think, but I at least get to enjoy the early morning.
>>11338689
Haven't been watching the new season much.
>>11338689
ooo
where can i find a stream?
>>11338705
I slept ok, woke up at 2 though. Took some time to fall back asleep
>>11338745
http://www.bronystate.net
https://bronytv.net/stream
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network
https://original.livestream.com/otakuascendedlive
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ponyspazz
https://www.equestria.tv/r/cmc_clubhouse
http://synch.rickyfk.info/r/hasbromlp
https://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-live-hd
Those are all the streams I've seen linked before. Your best bets are either https://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-live-hd or http://www.bronystate.net
Guess poni doesn't work so well at this altitude
>>11338685
*ponies from a distance*
What is it called when a girl has that vertical line of hair between her eyes and ears?
>>11338841
May as well put these here too:
http://ponycountdown.com/
https://ponyclock.com/
>>11338841
an oddly specific fetish
>>11338854
I'm sure there's a technical term for it, like 'bangs' and 'fringe', or whatever.
>>11338833
>Tripdubz
It's super effective!
>>11338849
Enjoy the epi Urshushula!
>>11338859
Aren't those just bangs? Peek-a-Bangs maybe? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeekABangs
>>11338882
Thx! :3
>>11338893
That's when hair covers eyes, like emo-scene girls in 2005 used to do.
I mean this. The thing she's holding.
>>11338882
on the topic of numbers... get pents and i'll solder power directly to my graphics card. its being a shit
>>11338811
ta
>>11338907
Shit, sorry. I misinterpreted what you were talking about.
Godiva hair?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodivaHair
>>111339211
Ta ta!
>>11338907
Okay, okay. I'm pretty sure they're called "sidelocks".
Lol, sorry for the wait!
>>11339300
Of course the first thing I see mere seconds after I cum is a bunch of fucking rabbis
absolutely impeccable sense of words there urshula
>>11339330
KEK! You are welcome, sir! Glad I could help! :P
>>11339361
>>11339361
пoшёл нaхyи
I jave a mixed opinion on this episode. On hand, Thorax, donut steel made canon.
On the other, cute pony pair.
Remember kids, the solution to life's problems is making people hit themselves.
>>11340464
So how'd everyone like the episode?
>>11340495
i couldn't watch it.
the fucking yardman cut my cable tv cable.
i'm reporting him to ICE.
>>11340495
> + Looovvvveeee Starlight and Trixie together.
> + Get to see what the changelings have been up to since Chryssi's departure
> + Starlight's rallying speech was great
> - Thorax is a pussy
> - Changelings are pussified
> - "Feelings forum"
> - Starlight solves the problem by fucking things up again
Soooo, like 7/10 for me.
>>11340495
It was alright. Trixie was like 70% of the reason it was any good though.
>>>/mlp/30859228
>What specifically did you like about the episode /mlp/?
>Trixie. That's all.
>trixie made it a 10/10 for me
>TRIXIE
>Literally just trixie...
> (picture of trixie)
Fucking top kek!
>>11340519
And you didn't watch it online?
>>11340542
Starlight's rallying speech was pretty terrible, to be honest. If you want to motivate people, you have to create a sense of urgency. Don't outright say they have to, but strongly imply it... or do outright say it, but use the justification of a moral imperative, and not a "do it because I told you to."
>>11340923
No, no. The joke... how she got all fired up (a little bit of the old Starlight came through) and tried to motivate the changelings, but none of them went to help.
Nice pic btw.
>>11340923
>>11341037
>none of them went to help
*at first
You know what I mean.
>>11340923
hell no. for me it's full HD or nothing.
>720p
>On youtube so it's highly likely to be taken down
Oh well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdY2Id5VFmw
>>11341275
thanks. i'll just download it.
i'm too mad to watch it right now.
it's time for highly attractive fillies
>>11341337
what are u mad about?
>>11341975
probably a lack of attractive fillies
>>11341037
I didn't post that pic. I think it got swapped with someone else's because of the timestamp glitch.
Can we have a feelings forum?
Tell me about how you feel.
https://discord.gg/TDdPN52
>>11342580
i feel good but my coffee is too hot
>>11342644
Then you only need to wait, and your problem will be gone.
>>11342580
I feel hot, and it's aggravating me. I hate summer weather.
>>11342745
I can feel winter approaching where I live. You'll need to wait a little bit longer than Shiny for your problem to be gone.
>>11342580
I feel like I should study something. Anybody got a history or engineering subject to look into for a few hours? Thinkin about taking a look at Livy, but I know he's just going to draw out everything like a retelling of the Odessy.
>>11342983
Study the history of irrelevant countries. Whenever you bring up obscure historical events in normal conversation you can show everyone how intellectually superior you are.
>>11342580
Mmm, I feel okay. You might be excited for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKkjS4W0aA4
>>11343342
Wew. New reaction images.
Well I'm in the Mall of America, now what?
Get your foot caught in an escalator.
>>11343443
See if there's any MLP merchandise on sale.
>>11343443
>>11343486
Be sure to breathe heavily while you buy it.
>>11343486
>>11343534
I saw a guy with a medium size fluttershy plush while also wearing a mtn dew cap.
>>11343706
Hah!
Torrenting over my cell connection cause I can't on school WiFi.
>>11344851
>>11344898
sup
>>11343950
Get a VPN or seedbox, nigga. Preferably seedbox.
>>11344932
nothing really. Gotta work tomorrow. Already did a 60 hour week. Fucking labor day, I hate holidays so god damned much
>>11345156
i hate labor day. there's never any work then.
>>11345193
every holiday the warehouse uses as an excuse to blow my shit up with triple the freight that could conceivably be sold even if every other store in the city were closed for a week
I literally take offense to it. It pisses me off so fucking much I can't even describe
>>11345246
i remember one time when i was a kid, i was out with my parents and a homeless guy asked my dad for money. my dad said hell no. and the nigger panhandler was like "c'mon man it's labor day!"
probably one of my favorite unintentionally ironic comments ever.
>>11345328
Did you JUST see what Drumof did to these poor black refugees of the hurricane?!
>>11345360
why are refugees always black?
My hair is covered in sweat and everything is hot. Carrying heavy groceries for 10-15 minutes from the bus stop to my dorm in this weather is not quite fun.
>>11345376
Because blacks run away from things better than white people.
>>11345328
it is ironic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_helicopter_prison_escapes
last night when drinking with my friend we stopped by my place so I could do something and when I got back in their truck I told them lets go! and he said "what's that babe?" and I just look at him like i think you got me confused for your chick? and he's like FUCK!
this nigga
>>11345620
applejack = worst horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ylP63LoEHQ
>>11345620
Sup!
wait...
G'day!
>>11345639
Sounds like you have a chance to hook in!
>>11345649
>
>>11345650
How goes
>>11345689
Meh. Apple thread is up: >>>/mlp/30853626
So is Rarity: >>>/mlp/30815446
Plans for the day?
>>11345825
I'll have to check it out when I get home
leaving soon for fathers day
>>11345649
>>11345649
>>11345649
>>11345864
Oh, nice! Hope you have a good Father's Day!
>>11345925
I won't be out too long, I'll be able to smash this glass in a few hours, 4-5 at most.
Gotta go, have a good one.
>>11345943
>>11345997
Uhhm, have fun then!
>>11346432
I bet you'd love to see all the cute asian girls at the Mall of America.
>>11346584
Already surrounded by Asian girls in every day life. Not difficult find one. Just need walk outside.
But outside bad. Inside good.
What is special of Mall of America?
Is consumerist cesspit of Capitalist wageslave nation, дa?
Is where all the murripoors go waste their lives
>>11346618
At work different story.
Nature of job. Impossible to find, cyкa.
>when people use the verb, "lay" as a present tense verb, and you want to explain to them that "lay" is past tense and "lie" is present, but you don't want to be a sperg.
>>11346908
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
>>11346929
I read that and immediately thought, "Why does this sound so familiar?".
:P
The people with which I play often say that my microphone is shitty.
Do any of you boyos know of a good microphone withing a good price range?
>>11347089
Upload sample
>>11347089
>a good price range?
What do you consider a good price range? < $100 ?
If you're dead set on spending money, then Antlion modmic.
Otherwise just do your best to fix it in software.
>>11347134
Lower than that would be nice. I have a fair bit saved.
I don't need to hear my opponents' breath, but I need to hear their footsteps and my teammates need to understand me.
>>11347157
>wants a mic
>describes headphones + sound card
>>11347157
Are you asking for just a mic or a headset (headphone with a mic) ?
If you're willing to go up to $130, then the Blue Yeti is the most often recommended microphone, and it has good reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Yeti-USB-Microphone-Vintage/dp/B01H3DXTG8
Simple and gets the job done.
God I miss eating chicken backside
>>11347239
>not specified: requires self-whoring level 99
Just get a boom mic attached to your head
>>11347157
If you have headphones and want something cheaper, then I'd second this recommendation: >>11347263 >>11347150
I recorded and listened on vocaroo. My headphones are indeed rather shitty.
I will consider all of these suggestions.
>>11347390
post link fagg0t
>>11347390
We'll be able to help you better with a sound sample.
/vg/>>/vg/188081359
>>11347575
yea thats the way
just showing a darwin post
Not me.
>>11347611
b/s
who else says they want to go swimming in lulu
>>11347641
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...!
They are all those of 『in』.
No, I am kidding. His name is Nekocyaotl or Quetzalcuddle.
>>11347675
That is the name of the guy who posts those images and shitposts about Lulu. I stole the shtick from him. He believes I am someone called meriipu.
Oh, there it is.
>>11347694
ooooooh
Lulu is an annoying champ
Is she even still in the meta?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jojo reference
>>11347761
yea, she is viable
i think
/mlp/ updated their cringe test... does anybody wanna try it?
>>11347867
~485
>>11347867
210, never seen the show, and I think it should account for "concepts" like myself.
Here's the old version if anybody is curious.
>>11347867
200
I need to step-up my autism game.
555
Not too bad!
https://discord.gg/P3sUHw
>>11348119
hi
>>11348308
NO
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING
>>11348315
fine, ass.
>>11348343
Do not be mean either. :c
...
>>11348412
Sup!
>>11348412
trucky pls
>>11347867
945
I own a lot of merch.
>>11348728
Sweet! What sort of merch?
I do a thing where all pics of solo girls I've saved are sorted according to franchise then the girl's name, with the family name in caps.
So for instance if a girl's name was Ayanami Rei I'd have it be "AYANAMI Rei", so I know which was the surname, to avoid confusion with Eastern and Western naming schemes.
The problem now is what happens when a person has three names.
Sohryu Asuka Langley.
Does she have two surnames, in which case I save it as SOHRYU-LANGLEY Asuka? Or is Langley a middle name, in which case 'SOHRYU Asuka "Langley"'?
>>11348744
Dari kanan, cepat jalan!
I'm back from blowing money at the Mall of America.
Money, sure.
>>11348716
>>11348589
Where is @Aeris..
>>11348800
So what's your haul?
>>11348809
it must be name or someting
>>11348800
what sort of dank shit did you get youtself?
>>11348800
You blew some guy for money at a mall?
>>11348850
It was mostly to people watch but the highlights are candy, blurays, and liquor.
>>11348744
A lot of official stuff, and even more fan-made stuff mostly bought at cons. I've got like several pony lighters, custom figures, a few plushies, a bunch of wave 2-4 blind bag figures, books, comics, two dakis, posters+wall scrolls and t-shirts+hoodies(that I wear in public). There's probably more, but it'd be a long list.
>>11348909
so now you've brought the cinema home with you, what are you going to watch?
>>11348942
Hmm, well I could watch Guardians of the Galaxy vol2, Rouge One, or HBO miniseries The Pacific.
>>11348909
>candy, blurays, and liquor.
Sounds like a party, kek
>>11348915
That's awesome! What are your two dakis?
>>11348989
Both Applejack. One's anthro, the other is pony. I need to comission someone for a better one. The guns are in the picture because there was a thread on /k/ about waifus and dakis or something.
>>11348989
gaurdians of galax
RAINBOW DASH IS OFFICIALLY BEST DEBUGGER
I have an assignment for my operating systems class involving modifying a video driver. The professor wants us to use our own images. I decided on this picture of Rainbow Dash. I add her image into the program for displaying, and when using the professor's vid.c file... all of the colors are fucked up. I swap one of the statements around that is supposed to be loading the pixel data from the BMP image information, I see that red is in the correct place, the other two are not. I swap those two. Rainbow Dash displays perfectly... well, except for the fact that her image is shifted a little bit to the right, but I can bug the professor about that later. Point is, her rainbow mane made it easier to detect one of the professor's MANY typos.
>>11349068
>applefag
>/k/ommando
Nice! Love it.
>>11349422
Pretty cool
>>11349395
>>11349773
Why didn't you invite me last night pasta?
>>11349792
Because you're an annoying asshole.
>>11349792
I was playing on my other save with friends, dont worry
>>11349773
Sup Pasta! How are you doing?
>>11349752
>I'm not a friend
Good.
>>11349831
I'm alright, just a bit sore
>>11349835
I never said that
>>11349860
>I played with my friends
>I was online
>wasn't invited
>>11349881
I didn't feel like introductions
Besides, they were a little lower level at the time
>>11349947
hi
>>11349925
>>11349956
How are things, have you been alright?
I started playing darkest dungeon last night
>>11349984
I have my reasons to not introduce you to my sister or friend
You probably wouldnt like them anyway
>>11350044
We won't know until we try.
>>11350080
I still have my reasons not to.
>>11350166
I am sure you will be fine
He never invites you to meet his friends.
>>11350263
invite me scrub i'm lvl 17
>>11350555 (Checked)
That is true, why doesnt interrogator introduce me to his friends instead
>>11350569
We wont be playing tonight, most likely
>>11350631
I don't have any gaming friends.
>>11350747
Then what do your friends like to do
>>11350747
That sucks...
>>11350807
Mostly normie stuff.
They go to Mall of America to blow each other.
Goodnight
>>11351479
Sweet dreams~
>>11351479
Rest well urshy
>>11350876
they must be ultra normies
>>11351479
later
>>11351501
hey
>>11351549
Hai
>>11351586
"eh": candian
H'eh CaNoOoN
>>11351611
Hay ehzuriya
>>11351549
They were consumed by their girlfriends.
Why were you not consumed by your girlfriend?
>>11351733
>>11351733
>>11351733
>>11351733
New /b/read
>>11351699
Kenn'n.
>>11351716
a fate worse than death