HG/Hunger Games Thread

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>>11334492
>You quickly take the opening that your ally gave you an put a couple of bullets into your attackers chest, leaving her with no other option but to bleed out from her injuries.
>Unfortunately for your ally, she has also sustained deadly injuries, and it's clear that she's not going to be able to make it through the day.
>Whether it's the kindness of your heart or you're just going crazy, you decide that you should stay and comfort her in her last moments on this world.
>It's not like she's going to be able to tell anybody about you anyway.

>>11334519
>>11334540
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>>11334506
Then you do not know what it is to be a witch doctor. The Unformed Lands is the true reality, as this is only a veil. All people reside in this world and the world beyond this one, even if you are unaware of it. I draw my power from that place, it is the mana witch doctors use to cast their voodoo.

>>11334519
I congratulate you, stranger.
>Sigh.
I am yet to win this game myself, and I am determined to do so.

Fourth for Agrias vore

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>Is Carlton Banks or Duck Guy here by chance?

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>>11334738
Yes?

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>>11334736
Fourth?! There were 3 others for such foul imagery?! I believe this place needs a cleansing of such lewd people!

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>>11334769
Boom. If you're the one that won my Comic Con game then this is yours.

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>>11334715
Well you made one big mistake here, you silly.
Did I ever say that I did know what it was? Huuuuh? Why, not even once! Why use mana when you can just switch effects instantly, huh?
>>11334778
He's just claiming it. Like planting a flag!
Dummy.

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>>11334810
I am.
It's awesome Star, thank you

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>>11334830
>Yeah no problem, sorry about the blue square and that it took so long.

>>11334855
Don't be sorry, I can see how much work you poured into it!
Thanks again

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>>11334826
Oh, I see... Well, a crusade against the perverted sinners here is still needed! Too much adultry goes on here, going against the will of our lord!

>>11334871
>Dont give me credit, I'll pass your thanks to my friend that helped me out making it.

Dead

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>>11334875
Then why're you sitting around talking about it? Just whack 'em!

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Sure is quiet around here...

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>>11334965
Because one person is not enough to wage a crusade. We would need more to foght for our cause. One person can only do so much on their own against an army...

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>>11334994
>What a unique observation no one else has picked up on. You agree with it.

>>11334994
wow its the shittiest Cartoon Network
kys

should I sleep naked, HG?

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>>11334996
It's just a handful of dummies saying dumb things.
Dummy.
>>11334994
>>11334961
Sssssh. It's sleeping.

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>>11335005
Well thanks I really try t- Wait a minute....
Was a sarcasm?

>>11335015
I'm sorry you have such taste anon. You should see a doctor about it.

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>>11335040
>Nooooo, of course it wasn't sarcasm. What would make her think it was EVER meant to be *sarcasm*? Sheesh!

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>>11335035
Always.

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>>11335037
It is not just them! The arena is full of lecherous happenings as well! Most of which are forced upon the ones in it! Even you have suffered such, have you not?

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Eric Game incoming, watch out boys.

>>11335035
Yes.

I need more mitsuki memes, pronto.

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>>11335053
That's what I thought! So who are you anyway? Some kinda......gremlin or something similar?

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>>11335076
Who says anyone's in control of that, huh? It doesn't bug me~. Big baby!

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>>11335096
>You've been called a lot of things, a lot of them nasty, but "gremlin" is a new one. You inquire as you what a gremlin exactly is.

>>11335086
No, Mitsuki needs no memes.

>>11335035
fuck you you'll never be as good as the City era

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>>11335086
Here are some garbage "events"
>this is the level of HG's nufag hosts

0-4 enter game
5-9 play game

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>>11335127
>posting your events to get stolen

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>>11335105
You mean that you have no problem doing such things? You are but a child! Just what has this place done to you?!

>>11335127
Can you stop being a asshole for zero reason for like 5 minutes Kamina?

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>>11335111
>CN-tan goes o answer at first but soon pulls back a slightly troubled look appearing on her face as she seemed to be struggling with something.
W-wait, I know this one! I've been calling people gremlins for a bit, I know what one is....
>She soon takes a seat, beginning to look like she's in physical pain from thinking too hard.

>>11335125
Stop living in the past grampa!

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>>11335144
I'll have you know that I'm a GROWN PERSON!
>Her voice briefly flies in to an enraged tone.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY GROWTH WAS STUNTED, SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
>And just as abruptly it's back to her typical, cheerful-sounding state.
It doesn't matter if you like it or not, it happens either way! All you can do is just pretend it never happened, you big dummy.

I want to stuff my dick into Fyxes nipple

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>>11335161
I can not. Unlike a child like you, I have my pride and my honour to protect.

>>11335171
Why the nipples?

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Sorry to interrupt all of these fun no game shenanigans, but I have a itch for hosting that I need to scratch.

First 24/36

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>>11335188
CN-tan

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>>11335188
Julia Douglas

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>>11335188
Berkut

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>>11335188
Ash Crimson

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>>11335188
Mayor of Cantown

>>11335160
>Thinking about gremlins hurts the woman, it seems. She has to sit down to let her train of thought arrive at the station. You sit down on a stool conveniently located next to her and wait for her to finish thinking.

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>>11335188
Gascoigne

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>>11335188
Tsuyu

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>>11335188
Kindred Hunter

>>11335188
>>11334769
Carlton Banks

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>>11335188
Elias Ainsworth

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>>11335188
Ezreal

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>>11335188
Usotsuki
>>11335181
You really get all angry about something that's up to nothing more than chance? Reeeally now?
You're the one who's sounding childish here.

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>>11335188
Stealy

>>11335184
Imagine how much her titty will jiggle if you fuck her nip

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>>11335188
The Uber Gang

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>>11335188
Mitsuki Nase

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>>11335188
Ikkun

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>>11335188
Dr. Jackal

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>>11335188
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>11335188
Ragnaros the Fire Lord

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>>11335188
Gun Jesus

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>>11335188
Literally me

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>>11335188
Agrias Oaks


>>11335219
Coming from a child such as yourself, I too can only laugh.

>>11335228
pick up a new ava, big gay

>>11335228
Fuck off imposter

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>>11335188
Johnny

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>>11335188
Tomoe Mami

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>>11335188
Eggman-kun

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>>11335188
Kayama Nemuri

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>>11335207
>After her train of thought arrived, offloaded the necessary information(or at least what she considered necessary info) and sped back off into her brain, the girl leaped back up, looking around for the Mayor who she only just realized had taken a seat himself.
Right! Gremlins are like these little green things that run around going "Arrrgghh"
>She attempts to show him what she's picturing in her head, crouching down and moving around, growling as menacingly as she could while raising her arms over her head.

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>>11335188
Agent 4

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>it's been more than a month since my last win
fuck this game is unfair

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>>11335188
best pizza

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Nighto HG
My discord's Dachman#2445

please add

>>11335290
>blocks

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>>11335290
Sued. See you in court, homo.

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>>11335188
Nuke

>>11335281
That's not pizza hut

>>11335290
Already had you added famalam

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>>11335188
Kyouko Sakura

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>>11335249
>One of her mismatched eyes twitches a bit, but her smile stays.
Now, now, lady. I already explained why I'm still so short and tiny. It'd be cruel to keep comparing someone like that to a kid, now wouldn't it?

>>11335310
pizza hut is worst pizza

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>>11335188
If you do not allow 36 then please give my spot >>11335249 to this warrior >>11335320

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>>11335254
I can't play anyone else than the dreamshade hunter! I hunt dreamshades!

>>11335255
No I'm the real dreamshade hunter! I hunt dreamshades!

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>>11335272
>You acting nothing like that, and don't recall ever doing that except after maybe a few drinks. You shake your head "no."

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>>11335320

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>>11335346
I can bump it up to 36 if I just get 6 more people to participate.

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>>11335362
The Shadow

>>11335348
Oh shit! You good RPer!
>sucks futa cock
>watches you get fucked
>t. not a whiteknight

>>11335336
That title goes to little caesars

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>>11335362
Slickwell

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>>11335362
Mecha Sonic

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>>11335321
You aare also known to lie, like most children of your age. So I can not believe what you say of yourself.

>>11335290
>you're going to need to claim your account and verify your e-mail before you can send a friend request

ADACHIIIIIIII

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>>11335362
Spiral Knight

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>>11335362
Mitsuki's Bodyguards

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>>11335362
Audino

Mitsuki, avoid Junko Enoshima.

All he wants to do is make you suck his girlcock.

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>>11335188
Barkis

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>>11335346
>>11335362
You're lucky that you probably wont gotta do that, else I'd smack you upside the head for giving up your only spot for me.

>>11335357
There's somethin' wrong with this, but I can't put my finger on it...
>Thanks

How did it fucked up so badly?

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>>11335355
>Seeing him deny her claims, CN laughs a bit, crouching down to level with the Mayor, literally.
It's a joke buddy, I don't mean you're literally a Gremlin. Well.....does this place have those actually, I've seen some stuff here that makes me question my sanity now.

>>11335410
anime.

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I just found like 8 magazines in fallout

Where's Ichigo?

>>11335380
Even the box that comes in is more edible than Pizza Hut though.

>>11335380
Papa Murphy's t b h

>>11335410
Listened to shitposters and fell in with the wrong crowd of oldfags. She probably genuinely thought that making that post was a good idea.

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>>11335408
It would be no loss if I did. If npt for the large glass of wine after my recent failure I would already be sleeping at this moment.

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>>11335390
It isn't my fault that they called me that.
>She's smiling even now, but the cheeriness has completely faded from her voice. In fact, she sounds like she's trying to keep herself calm.
I am also known to have been locked up in a room entirely by myself for years without any social contact. So it's not my fault if I'm not the most stable person.
And why would I lie about something like that, when it'd be so much more fun to threaten prison sentences to people who do that to me, huh?

>>11335408
>kiss

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>>11335428
Start.

>>11335440
God I want to lick those armpits

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>No one talks about the best pizza

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>>11335428
>You are READY!

>>11335415
>Hold the phone. First vampires, now gremlins? This place is right out of Halloweentown! You look enough like a mummy to survive, but you worry about the safety of the others here, in the death Arena of killing.

Any code ideas?

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>>11335428
Let's begin

>>11335457
inside the INTERNET

actually

that's mine now

>>11335457
Steal Mitsuki's, she posted like all her events in the hosting guild.

>American """""pizza"""""
Topkek

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>>11335437
Well go to bed then, you're not gonna perform worth a shit if you're barely awake and buzzed.
...I appreciate the thought, either way. Now get outta here.

>>11335443
>kick

>>11335450
>No fuck off Jack's is disgusting, Tombstone or Red Baron are acceptable and Butch's is Kino

>>11335457
Office/corporate

Circus

Casino

Prehistoric

Great Depression

Hillbilly

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>>11335428
Oh look more people to flaunt my superiority by beating them.

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>>11335428
>Johnny puts his arms over her female partners' shoulders and grins

Hey, blondies. How about I invite you two for some drinks after I win this thing?

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>>11335454
Pfft! okay you're a pretty funny Gremlin if I ever saw one. Looks like the game's about to start so good luck out there shortie.

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Not doing any swaps, we're just going straight into it! FUCKING JUNGLE CODE BAY BAY, WATCH OUT.

>>11335457
Fallout code, but I already called dibs on that one, so I don't have any other good ideas.

>>11335494
Beat my meat

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>>11335447
Shut up.
>>11335457
>Mythology.
>>11335498
Am I there yet? Am I there yet? Am I there yet? Am I there yet?

Kill yourself Vert

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>>11335497
>You wish the Gremlin Hunter good luck, too!

>>11335498
>You pack Cantown away for safekeeping, just in case.

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>>11335502
What meat?

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>>11335498
>Kyouko transforms into a magical girl before escaping the cornucopia

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>>11335498
Ah, but I never leave home unarmed, even if I leave home unarmed!

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>>11335457
>This pic is my inspiration.

Kill yourself Mitsuki.

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I knew those squids were up to no good, they looked too cute and innocent to not be evil little bastards!

>>11335537
>Gravity falls
We already have a gravity falls code
>Star VS
That has potential.
>Rick and Morty
Stop.

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Red Queen

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>>11335554
Oh jeez, why don't you let the guy try out his cool idea's.

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>>11335549
Hmm...? I don't like the sound of this... Water. I'll leave it be for now.
>Leaves the giggling pool well alone.

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>>11335549
I wouldn't worry about it, I bet they are all just running away to bring over all of their mermaid friends!

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Who the fuck eats vegan food

>>11335572
People that hate good food.

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>>11335549
Pssh! These bananas will keep me feed for days out here! Now I just gotta build a shelter, or maybe bum a night with some other tribute..

>>11335498
>>11335549
I was gonna roleplay but I got nothing, man.

>>11335554
Out of curiosity, could I see the gravity falls code?

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>>11335549
I'm feeling stabby.

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>>11335554
>Not what I was thinking of making anon.

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>>11335572

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>>11335564
>Wanting a literal reddit-tier code

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>>11335549
Of course I lost on the first day. It's like my luck is getting worse and worse these days

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>>11335549
Crafting is not really my forte but I'm sure this stick will be more than enough capable to poke things with.

>>11335541
Never, Mitsuki will never do that.

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>>11335498
I'm going to run until I find something to do. Or until something finds me. I'm fine with either.

>>11335549
>Through a series of exploits that won't be described due to laziness, Ezreal had found himself holding a position of power within the local hippie group seeking to preserve the forest. Ezreal found himself aligning with their ideals and climbed through the ranks until he had become a respectable member of their community.
>Now within a log cabin seized from the loggers, Ezreal sat at a table with a map of the forest spread out across it. It was said an informant would arrive, one who would be able to mark the locations of future logging sites from the detestable loggers. The one who would relay this information was a boy named "Ikkun." Ezreal eagerly awaited his arrival.
>adsjdgasjdgas

>>11335385
did the bogandoffs get their own cartoon?

>>11335554
>Basing an entire code off of references to a single series

I seriously hope

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Looks like Eggman's weight finally caught up to him, poor bastard.

>>11335572
My brother.


>>11335587
I know how this feels bro.

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>>11335440
Threaten prison sentances? Just who would believe such a child's threats? Wait... are you not the crazy child that believes we are all part of your dreams? You are! No wonder yoi find no fault in how things are in the arena!

>>11335483
Sadly I can not... the wine prevents me from doing such. 'Tis but one reason that I avoid partating in it... Just pray nothing happens to make me drown myself further...

>>11335498
I honestly do not know how I survived such an act, but it is a blessing that I did.

>>11335549
>being drunk off wine, the confusion was only natural. She gives a drunken hiccup infront of Gascoign before dropping dead from her own poison.

>... Now for more wine...

>>11335623
>Gravity Games
>Splatfest Code
>Yukine's Spec Ops code
There's tons of them.

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>>11335633
Wait a minute that doesn't sound like the worst way to go.

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>>11335633
Let's see... The bear trap is still okay. The rope trap got nothing... Let's reset them and check again tomorrow...!

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>>11335549
>On one hand, you proved the superiority of blade versus gun.
>On the other, you stabbed Jesus.

>>11335633
>It could be now that you really think about it. Who knows what Axl Rose was thinking about in his cocaine haze?

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>>11335633
>CN-tan spends the night under a tree, trying to not freeze to death as she holds her bananas close to her body.
O-okay, I didn't get shelter. But that ain't a problem! I'll pull through this! Right banana buddy?

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>>11335633
>Kyouko respawns outside of the arena with a dirty look on her face, not too excited about being gruesomely cooked and eaten... though the irony wasn't lost on her.
Whatever... Good luck Mami, I'm outta here.

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>>11335633
>Thanks to the information provided by Ikkun, Ezreal was able to find better than a couple logging sites; he found the very base of operations of the loggers themselves. It was a giant factory planted within the middle of the jungle, with a large metallic claw that extended out from the roof and uprooted trees by digging them out of the soil.
Is...is that how they do it? I would've thought more conventional means were in order here, but giant claw? Why not?
>Ezreal sneaks past security into the Chariman's office to loot a SECRET FILE that contained all of the information Ez needed on the dastardly loggers. Just as he touched the SECRET FILE though, alarms began to blare out across the factory. Ezreal immediately teleported outside, to what he though would be safety...but instead he was met by the fiendish logger Chainsaws-For-Arms, who instead of arms had chainsaws!
>A brief battle ensued between Ezreal and the chainsaw-armed logger, one that would end in decisive victory for the young adventurer. What a tale he would have to tell to his fellow hippies when he got back to them.

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Goddammit stealy, what did I tell you about being lore friendly.

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>>11335678
I'll do my best, Kyouko. I hope you gave them indigestion!

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>>11335645
Just the threat of being reported as a pedophile would be scary enough, now wouldn't it?
And hey! In my defense, I diiiid get here from my dream world. It was only natural I thought it was all in my head, how was I supposed to know it was different! I'm a changed girl.
>>11335695
What? You're back?
...No. No, you're not real. Shut up. Go away, you can't have my body!

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>>11335695
>You place three of them in your hands, making a SHITTY POISON CLAW, with which you do absolutely nothing but make a fool out of yourself with.

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>>11335633
With a name like stealy, there is no way I'm even letting you get close to my possession. Buzz off will you?

>>11335695
Eww no. I don't want to rub into more Craigs.

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Yeesh, you guys are dropping like flies out there.

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>>11335695
Hmm... I dont think so.. Where there is smoke, there is fire, and I don't intend to burn, today.

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>>11335549
>>11335614
Similarly lazy, the nature of the visit would have to be held back but it had something to do with something important to someone else that matters much more than myself. I'm just the messenger after all and matters above my head would be handled by the one who asked me to deliver the information and the one I hand the information off to, far more suited to the task. Already wary from being dragged into something that doesn't concern me, dropping the bag slung over my shoulder onto the table and over the map.
Locations of importance, people of importance, things of importance. All here in this bag.

>>11335633
>>11335686
Huh. So it did. Shame that the same route I took to get here is one that's harder to exit than to enter. You can probably expect some payment when you leave.

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>>11335695
Oh my God! Is this what I think it is!? It's...it's....
>Johnny tosses it away
It's a piece of garbage, that's what it is.

Post the hosting guild's member list

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You guys are really bad at being bodyguards.

>>11335605
I'm between 20 and 30.
I have a beard and wear glasses.
Premature balding thanks to family genetics.

But I also
can turn a wrench
change my own tire
rebuild a carburator blind
Set up a tent
start a fire with a knife n some wood
Cook
Weld
Do landscaping
dry shave
fell, cut and split a tree for firewood with just an axe
sharpen my knives with a stone by hand
make cowboy coffee
make good coffee that isn't 5 dollar a cup hipster shit
use a bow
use a firearm
skin game I hunted
n more.


Am I a man, or a nu-male?

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>>11335742
>It is fittingly a song by Can.

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>>11335695
>Finding some vines around her makeshift bed, CN decides to tie herself to a nearby tree for some reason. Maybe not getting enough sleep at night was beginning to get to her mind?
Okay BB! So I tie myself to this tree, you following me? And then the other suckas are gonna flock to me! B-but it'll be like a moth light! I'll kill them if they get too close!

>>11335742
Hey I remember the movie for this! BB do you know how to play?

>>11335734
I have the list. Why do you need it?

>>11335764
Just curious

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By the way, this whole event is sponsored by Hot Pockets™!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_gRtyybBG8

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>>11335710
Are you now? For reasons unknown I can not bring myself to believe your words.
>a perplexed look appears on her face after that, due not not recognizing one of your words.
... Just what is a pedophile? I have heard that term here before.

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>>11335695
>Ezreal concealed himself within a bush, and peeked through it to see a tribe of cannibals ritualistically dancing around a bound Mecha Sonic. Ezreal's heroic instincts almost kicked in, but he stayed himself once he realised something...
Is he made of metal?
>A tribe of cannibals would find now joy in trying to devour a machine, as the cannibals themselves would soon realise. Metal (does not equal sign) flesh, after all. Once the cannibals tried to eat him, they were sorely disappointed and let him go.

>>11335727
>>>REWIND
>The boy prattled on, but Ezreal did not hurry to shush him. It would be rude to shush a guest, especially one that had come here to provide valuable information on the enemy. So he listened to every word he spoke, letting out an exasperated sigh of relief once the bag was dumped on the table.
>Unless...there was supposed to be greentext sandwiched inbetween parts of his speech, then uh...uhhh...
You must've risked a great deal to bring this to me. What would you say would be "fair compensation" for your services?

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>>11335784
>...Sure?

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>>11335742
Running water... Plumbing... Air conditioning... What I wouldnt give for just a taste of modern comforts...

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>>11335784
Come here? Don't you want to stay and play with fire ahaha~

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>>11335784
I don't know you...! Leave me be, or else I'll have to force you to!

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Uh
>Uh

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>>11335784
OKAY ENOUGH FUN BACK TO THE TREE!
>Tying herself up once again, she continues to eat from her bananas, wondering about how much longer she'll have to survive out here.
We're safe for now BB....

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>>11335742
>>11335761
BB? Are you talking to her?
>Ezreal said, pointing a finger at Urotsuki.
You should be wary around her. She's a little psycho and should be institutionalised.

>>11335784
Hey, a slice of pizza!
>Ezreal goes to grab the slice of pizza to eat, but instead it floats up into the air and flaps away, flicking out little specks of cheese.
The sad thing is is that I can't say it's the weirdest thing I've seen here.

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The Shadow doing both me and the rest of the world a huge favor.

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>>11335834
>DID YOU DO THAT?
>The funny catchphrase seems to be lost on Julia as she falls to her death. That stinks.

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>>11335786
>She pinches her cheek with a big, cheesy grin. Unlike any other time before, she stays put.
See? In the flesh!
Oooh, that word? That's the word for someone who likes to do the nasty with little kids. Silly knight.
>>11335742
>>11335832
>Usotsuki's tone is surprisingly innocent. Probably because there's only Usotsuki, not Urotsuki.
Why're you pointing at the air? Isn't it your turn?
>>11335834
One condition! Gimme your sword, I wanna touch it.

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>>11335793
>>Purely my own mistake, forgetting the > What a rookie mistake.
Getting here and handing you anything you might need is the easy part for me. It isn't part of your mission, so just consider it optional, but making sure at least one of us survives might be worth a bonus.

>>11335834
I thought I heard a rustle in the bushes. Did... Did I just end up inadvertently stopping a nuclear missle?

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>>11335834
Why am I doing this..!? Is this some sort of witches spell??
>Mami makes lazy movements in front of the piece of pizza inexplicably.

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>>11335834
Uh, no thanks. I don't want to be famous and have the paparazzi following me around. Besides I'm already rich.

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>>11335832
Who her? Nah are you crazy or something? I'm talking to my friend here!
>She lifts up the half eaten bundle of bananas.
I call him BB cause it's short for Banana Buddy! But yeah you're right that chick looks crazy...
>>11335834
Huh? Where'd my tree go? BB did you read the map wrong again?

daily reminder to tell your parents you love them

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Jesus, somebody turn the camera's off, this is disgusting! I feel bad for the guys that have to edit this shit out, you should be ashamed of yourself Ikkun.

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>>11335880
>The gun you snatched from Jesus is very effective, provided the knockback doesn't knock you on your ass and send the gun flying backwards out of your grip.

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>>11335880
Can I ask you old men something? How does it feel to lose to a boy? Heehee~

>>11335875
>insert "Junko's dad died xd" joke here

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>>11335880
Thank you for sparing me... I promise I will pay you back, somehow...!

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I didn't know that you could physically kill a nuclear explosion until today.

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>>11335834
>He didn't miss it too dearly though, having created fond memories of the time he brought down a massive logging company situated within the jungle. Of course his experience was slightly soured when he encountered Uso again, but all in all he had to say he had a good time within the forest.

>>11335853
>>11335867
>Ezreal corrects his mistake by moving his accusatory finger to point at Uso, instead of the empty air.
Her. She's cra-
>Ezreal then watches as the woman pulls out a bunch of bananas and refer to them as her friend. "Oh great. Surrounded by two loons. Well...let's see what happens.
>Although, he has to smile once she agrees that Uso looks crazy.
Ha! You can drop the innocent act, you little psycho. Even with just a look she thinks you're crazy too.

>>11335854
I can't guarantee anything. Anybody who's spent the smallest amount of time within the Arena knows how unpredictable it is. But...I'll try. It's the least I can offer.

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Ah yes, everybody's favorite, the peaceful slide!

>>11335897
no need

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>>11335880
I have no capacity to feel such a thing.
>Not in public anyway
Besides, this seems as much as your fault than anyone elses, wording it so vaguely will naturally give people the wrong impression.

>>11335901
Turns out poison blow darts work the best. Nonsense, I know.

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>>11335853
I see. No such word exists where I am from. But the act is still frowned upon greatly.

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>>11335915
>You spend your entire shift staring hungrily at the sleeping pizza.

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Patty

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>>11335915
Again... Empty traps! I'm thinking about just giving up on these...

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>>11335915
You do realize you look just like a stereotypical creep with that outfit on, right?

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I don't like the way that pizza is looking at me, he's clearly up to no good in this jungle.

>>11335935
More like fatty heyooo

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>>11335880
You're some nasty pizza! Not worth it one bit.
>>11335911
Is it really my fault? Not one bit. At least I didn't try and kill you in earnest, now did I?
>She reaches down and picks up her piece from the board, frowning a little as she examines it.
...What're the rules for this game even?
>>11335922
Well now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
>She briefly hums some odd tune, just for a second.
See, I can be perfectly harmless sometimes!
>>11335940
YOU DIRTY CHEATER I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!
...If you don't play fair, neither will I~.

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>>11335880
Gah! Why's it so freaking hot out here in the day? C'mon BB, I think I saw a pond or something near here, this heat is something ferocious!
>She carries the fruit close to her chest, moving through the thick foliage to locate any water at all.
I think I'm starting to lose track of the days out here BB, has it been a week or something yet?
>>11335915
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING!!!
Good bye scorching heat! Hello cool breeze! I'll be like Tarzan! Oh! I gotta make one for you too BB! Sorry about that one buddy.

>>11335911
>CN-tan looked between the two of them, not quite sure what the big fuss was about. They both looked like weirdos according to BB, and he was good at reading people.
Well, that don't say much buddy, I think you're weird too.

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Hold on I need to use the restroom.

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>>11335940
>You should probably know better than to work for supplies with someone named Stealy, but you don't. So you do.

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>>11335915
>>11335939

>With an ever-present smile on his face, Dr. Jackal adorns Ash with his Jacket.

Haven't been called anything else but that, friend.

>>11335956
TND?

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>>11335940
I assure you guys, this meat does NOT taste as good as it looks.

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>>11335940
Although You're a "witch-doctor"... I will trust you. Thank you for the potions.

>>11335935
Patty, trash hates you, oldags /bant/ hate you, and even the new fags from /b/ with a discord hate you.
Put this in your head, nobody fucking likes you, tard.

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>>11335915
>The water is cold, which is just as inviting to Ezreal as any other temperament. He floats out on the water, soaking in the beauty of the starry night sky (and also the water he was floating in).
Nice.

>>11335954
>>11335956
I don't think that saves you from the other psychopathic tendencies you showed on that ship.
>Ezreal tries to take a step forward and groans, about to collapse from exhaustion. He wanted nothing more than to leave Uso behind but his legs wouldn't let him. He crashes against a tree, groaning again.
I don't know. How would I know? Is there a rulebook?
>The tension between the two would surely be confusing for CN-tan, who must've had no idea what was going on. Ezreal's eyes darted up to her once she called him weird too, his face struck by shock.
That's rich, coming from the person that gave their banana bunch a name! Why do I always find myself surrounded by our lot?

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>>11335976
Clearly you haven't met many people in your life. Now get this dirty jacket off me before it rubs off on my priceless clothes.

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>>11335940
Okay so BB as I was sayi-! Did you hear that? The trap worked!
>She runs up to the trap expecting to find something she can finally eat properly in this jungle, but instead finds Usotsuki's corpse.
AAAAAHHHH DAMMIT WHAT?! THAT AIN'T FOOD!!
>She pulls the body down, tossing it to the side before hurrying to reset the trap.
Stupid tributes setting off my traps....
>>11335978
>Nope!

>>11335994
fuck off cirno

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Wait a minute, I thought he was a robot, how do you- forget it, it's not my problem anymore.

>>11336009
aka Aria

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>>11336015
>Serving up those 50 year old beans killed Deku the other day, so then theoretically, serving up another can to Ezreal...
>Science, bitch!

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Oh what's this, looks like we got ourselves a fun little feast right here!

>>11336009
I'm not Cirno. I was on a /b/ game and I'm a random anon.
Came because some hyper faggot from here came to our threads saying we are dead and tons of bullshit.
If the rest of you are chill, kick him in the balls for me, peace.
>anon no.126 from /b/

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>>11336015
If only I could have made that wish with a clearer head... Now I have to live with it...

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>>11336015
Is there ANYTHING that doesn't want to eat me today?

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>0 hours of sleep

Wew lad.

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>>11336000
All I wanted to do was touch your glove thingy, silly. If I wanted to I coulda just immobilized you right from the get-go! Or blown the whole thing up if you didn't. But I didn't!
Oooh, yeah...
>Uso sets the piece back down, surprisingly enough right where it was before. She rifles around through a box, and lets out a quiet "aha!" as she finds a book, only to frown a few seconds later.
...It's in French. I don't read French.

>>11336029
>All of /trash/ is responsible for what one (1) anon did

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>>11336000
>CN looked between the two bickering, trying to pick up info and at least sorta understand all that was going on, but that went out the window once Blondie #1 wanted to start getting personal.
Hey! You take that back buddy! BB is the best friend I could ever ask for, better than you two who seem to be so busy barking at each other you can't even figure out a freaking board game!
>>11336015
Okay Stealy this is my tree, I sleep here. Don't steal anything........I'll know.
>>11336026
>Holding BB up as a weapon if needed, CN slowly crept up to some food and grabbed it quickly, making a break for it hoping that the other two wouldn't try to kill her with her back turned.

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>>11336026
Haha! That what you get by messing with the masculine wonder that is Johnny!

Any other idiots looking to get their head bashed in? No? Thought so.

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Okay can boy we get it, you have a freaking sweet lakeside cabin, you don't need to brag about it so much.

Mami.......................................

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>>11336002
D'aww! Does the tempered child need his milky-wilky to sooth him to sleep? It was indeed unwarranted of me to prevail that action, regardless I've never met an individual so frustrated over a kind offer. Are you normally this sour with others?

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>>11336067
>SURE, WHY NOT? IF IT'S SAID TWICE, IT'S GOT TO BE TRUE NOW! YOU ARE A LIFELONG FISHERMAN WITH A PASSION FOR THE REEL AND BAIT. AS IF YOU WERE EVER ANYTHING ELSE!

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Dead boys, what you want, what you gonna doooooo.

>>11336071
>crying for your mommy
fag

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>>11336067
>She almost couldn't believe her luck! Finding a random crate out here seemed almost too good to be true for her. She looked around first before grabbing what she needed, taking sleep medicine first.
Ha ha! No no sleepless nights at the Tree anymore BB! We're set for life!

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>>11336071
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>>11336067
Gah! The water always uncurls my hair... Have you really been at this all day...?

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How the hell is he going to commentate over something if he doesn't talk?

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>>11336112
Thats for making me dance with that voodoo doll earlier, you... P-pizza...!

How do you like your eggs?

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>>11336112
>But...you can. Can't people hear you speak? You may not do it often, but you do it when it counts, like breaking off your tag-team partnership with Beowulf in front of millions of people on live T.V. in order to challenge Seth Rollins to a showdown for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

>>11336130
scrambled

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>>11336112
>CN soon returned to the crate, albeit a bit more fidgety than last time, but she was okay.
J-just some more, more couldn't hurt, could it? SHUT IT BB YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!
>In a fit of anger, she tosses the almost empty bundle of bananas into a nearby lake.
Ha......that'll s-show him....Now where was I?

>>11336130
Goat.

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>>11335954
Do you even know what truly goes on in battle? And just because you can act harmless does not mean you are harmless! The battledield teaches you this rather quickly.

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>>11336091
You're wasting your breath if you're trying to get a rise out of me. I'm just telling you that your jacket stinks and that you have terrible fashion sense. I'm doing you a favor here.

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I knew cartoon network was bad, but I didn't think she was such a stone cold bitch!

>>11336130
Three eggs in one bowl all mixed together without any mixing involved.

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>>11335880
>>11335919
>>>FASTFORWARD
>Ezreal emerged victorious that day, having successfully infiltrated the factory and stolen information vital to the hippie's success. All that was left was to present that information to Ikkun, compensate him, and let them both be on their ways. Of course, that wouldn't end up happening.
Good news! I-
>Just as Ezreal went to present his findings to Ikkun, he was shot in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. For what reason? Had Ikkun double-crossed him? Was his allegiance never truly with the hippies? Or was it simply because this is a killing game and all pretensions of comradeship should be laughed at? Whatever the reason, Ezreal was pissed anyways.

>>11336049
>>11336063
>"This isn't good. I've quickly made an enemy out THAT crazy chick, and the other one is just bound to snap. And what did she mean by immobilise me? As if she could pull something like that off..."
>Shaking his head, Ezreal tried to deal with the craziness that surrounded him on all sides.
You heard her, didn't you? It's in French. There's no figuring out how to play the game when it's in French. And just because you don't ask for much doesn't make you any less of a weirdo. How can you befriend bananas? And you!
>Ezreal said, sneering at Uso.
Go and get eaten by a snake or something. Or at least just toss that game away, it's useless now.

>>11336023
>>11336015
>Ezreal sloshed the beans around in his mouth, having stopped chewing after realising how weird they tasted. It then dawned on him that these beans were incredibly outdated, and he spat them out of his mouth.
Oh. I should've known better than to accept a can of beans from a Mummy!

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>>11336154
>You blame that stupid doll for this. You always make sure to replant trees and sign bills reducing air pollution to help the environment, while she just sits on her behind and probably orders entire acres cut down for fun. Damn her, damn her to hell!

>>11336029
Yeah, whatever
Fuck off Cirno, do you want based Patty to BTFO you again?

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Final death slide, watch out, get excited.

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>>11336154
Ah, yes, this is what mercy earns you in this arena... I absolutely forgot!
>Mami respawns outside of the arena, preparing some tea before retiring to watch the proceedings.
... I hope they at least win so that I didn't die for nothing...

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>>11336156
>You're very tired and it's nearing the end of the game, so you lazily just point to the part of the event where it says he died to get him to shut up.

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>>11336149
Even I'm not hostile all the time! Just looking for entertainment.
And I think the fact that I'm sticking around shows just how comfortable I am about all of this, right?
>>11336156
Awww, you don't even believe me do you? Oh well.
>Her head changes in a sparkle of light, in to something that looks conspicuously similar to a match head. In fact, it smells just like one too when with a clicking sound her head catches alight.
>Usotsuki picks up the box and book, touching them to her head before dropping them and watching them burn, before her head returns to normal.
C'moooon, I'm not even gonna do anything this time, don't be like that.

>>11336009
>Cirno
>shitposting /b/ games
Know how I know you don't know Cirno?

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>>11336154
HA! Never turn your back to someone who's hopped up on like 7 different drugs!


>>11336156
Pfft! You guys go a game that was in French? Pretty dumb if you ask me. And quit calling me a weirdo Blondie, BB says I'm fine and that's all that matters to me so yeah.
>Deeming this conversation over, CN-tan picks BB up and turns away from the two, turning her nose up at them.
Good day to you Sir! I'll be seeing you around hopefully never!

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>Skips a few peace slides

I actually can't think of any funny comments on this one, so I'll just go with IT'S OVER!

>>11336191
>not knowing how Patty came all the way to /trash/ just to shit on Cirno (Aria)

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>>11336204
>You spill your water on the pizza. Apparently this kills it.

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>>11336150
Arrogant, Sassy, Juvenile? That's quite a crafty recipe to deliver inhibition, I like your style. It's familiar to me. Note taken.

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>>11336204
>Ah fuck.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the FIRST two time winner (That I know of) of the Eric Games, Mayor Of Can Town!

How many wins is that today?

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Placements, see where you placed!

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>>11336222
Thank you for the opportunity, Host Andre.

Congratulations to the good Mayor!

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>Tfw the games I decide to actually rp to are the ones where I get far but never win.
>I gotta go back to being glorified filler, I used to actually win.

>>11336222
Congrats on the win Gremlin. Thanks for the game Eric.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNsZ2lLSWwg

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>>11336156
>Exactly as predicted, the conclusion of the mission was just irrelevant and its success or failure didn't make any difference to me or anyone at all. It would have been better if the guards of the facility had defeated Ezreal but putting that burden onto me meant I had to act now.
Good news nothing. Don't blame me for this but it's just what needs to be done.
>It's no easy feat to carry someone similar in size and build to yourself but it had to be done. Simply dumping him unconscious in the thickest part of the forest should be enough. How wrong I was.

>>11336222
>>11336233
Huh. And I felt like I could have done a lot better this time but that might be a little greedy considering lucky number seventh place.
>your games are always a blessing.