HG Hunger Games. Swap and stuff.
>>11332518
A third victory?
It is not impossible.
Let's end the day well.
>>11332518
Alright, district partner! Let's show these dweebs who the real boss is here!
>>11332518
Ready to go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq_pouccpPI
>>11332382 (Craig)
Y-You monster! What have you done?!!
>She rushes towards the poor puppy and hold it, it's a law of the universe that people always care more about dogs than they do for other more sentients beings (humans) and Fyxe is no exception since she's literally a dog.
You did...
You did...
>She takes out five of her "Universal cancer treatment" pills and swallow them.
>Of course, it's meant to be consumed one at a time, and the fact she picked 5 also affected her mind, killing the very emotions she felt for her furry kind
You did nothing!
Pfft, it's so cliche, kicking a dog. It's the vilain equivalent of a jumpscare in a horror game.
But wasting milk WHILE kicking a dog, now that's creative!
>She kicks the dog against all her will, spilling milk on its open wounds, crimson and white melting together
Good luck to the ones in the match.
>>11332518
Alright, alright. I'm ready for lethal combat!
>>11332518
I am prepared to face the challenges that lie ahead. Begin when you are ready.
War. War never changes.
Okay I got the Fallout reference out of the way. Lets go.
>>11332518
Let's do this!
>>11332518
Good luck to everyone who made it
>>11332586
With our powers combined, we can defeat any foe!!
>>11332518
Oh golly gee, is it time for me to win a game? I think so!
>>11332570
No frickin' fair! You're using supplements to augment your villainy! I'm an all-natural walking talking skeleton and I don't rely on cheap tricks to enhance myself. I can outdo you EASY!
>The skeleton talks big, but he's cringing internally as he sees milk getting wasted on a stupid mutt. "This is really bad. This stupid frickface is getting awfully close to out-villaining you..."
>The skeleton's skull starts to rumble as he strains his brain trying to think of a way to best Fyxe. His skull comes awfully close to exploding due to the stress, but at the last second he thinks of a way to best her. He pulls out his gun...and then he shoots it while aiming at her kneecap! He doesn't even take the time to check if the bullet hit her before he begins commenting on his own brilliance.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Every evil bone in my body (all of them) twitches with glee as I perform the most evilest act of all time.
>>11332586
Running away to victory...or something similar. Uh. Yeah.
>>11332586
I have this cool oven if you wanna use it Bread-chan!
We can make toasts with it!
>>11332518
FUCK THOSE GUYS
>>11332606
>ready for anything.jpg
Are you ready for my dick?
>>11332606
>>11332586
We'll pummel 'em all to the ground.
If I die while hosting do I just stop? Nah.
Thank you Eggguy for your services.
Araragi with the good taste in tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0
>>11332620
it doesn't take much preparation to get ready for a microorganism
>>11332620
By the time she's done s(layling) it you'll look like Raiden after coughing up all his jizz blood.
>>11332586
>The assassin stuffs all of his grenades and extra ammo into the bag, slings it over his shoulder, and flees from the Cornucopia.
>>11332642
It seems I have found myself in a pit with no possible exits. I have no course open to me now but to wait in faith that an auspicious way out will present itself.
>>11332638
You should get ready for it too.
>>11332645
fuck you, my penis is adequate
>>11332620
W-What?!
>>11332642
You survived this time...
>>11332642
You guys ever get that feeling that somebodies watching you?
>The skeleton says to absolutely no one.
You also ever talk to yourself?
>>11332586
>>11332615
How magnificent, Fyxe!
There is a sensation that is like I'm home.
Yeah I'd have PTSD too if I was in Burger Lands 2 too..
Johnny and Jack should of worked on that Teamwork a little bit longer.
Can Skellys even sleep?
>>11332642
...Ironic!
What?
>Matt stumbles out od the bar, noticibley drunk.
WHERE! AM I!
>>11332685
You heard me.
>>11332695
War never changes.
All of the blood and murder...
is it all worth it?
>The assassin quickly decides "yes" and stops being a little bitchboy.
>>11332695
That guy fought well, I need to heal myself since there's no healers around.
>>11332710
I-Isn't too early for that?! Jeez, we are in public!!
>>11332695
Yes! Allow me to demonstrate. First step: closing one's eyes.
>The skeleton stuffs a pair of dirty old socks (a pair that he had acquired from another tribute) and stuffed them inside of his eye sockets, blocking his vision and simulating the act of closing one's eyes.
Second step: wait.
>The skeleton, however, does not fall asleep. He simply stares up at the skies with some socks hanging out of his eye sockets.
>>11332695
Here, eat on this, Skeleton Man!
Wait, Jack, what are you doing, man?! Get off it!
>kaboom
Goddamnit, Jack, why do you always need to be the hero...
You call that a war face Sans? SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
Eggman with the egg puns. I like it.
If he makes it himself is it still called a bread box?
>>11332613
OH FUCK!!!
>She howls as the bullet hits her knee to reach the dog. She owls so much her canine instincts kick in and she becomes a dog again.
>She rolls in the ground, holding her knee, she could probably make a skyrim joke but the silliness levels of this particular RP were already way to high for that
Y-You big dummy! Death is the release a lot of people seek in this life! If you were truly evil you would have kept the dog alive.
This was a mercy kill.
You're a good person.
A GOOD PERSON!!
>>11332708
>She points out at the sign next to him.
>It reads' "HG"
Oh hey! Is that a beer you have in your hand!
>>11332693
Yeah, it pretty comfy! Ruby made it for me, something something about a purge, I didn't really understand, but I liked it.
Do you want me to push the power to the maximum?
>>11332740
Well, you're ready for anything, so....
Also, I like the fact we're in public, it makes it more exciting. Although you might not be into that, so I'll have no issue taking this to a private location.
>>11332754
Get away from me, demon!!
>>11332754
Ow.
>The assassin waves his hand around in the air before popping his finger in his mouth to suck on it.
>Except he has no mouth, so his just pokes his helmet hard enough to bend his finger back, causing him to wave it around in pain again.
...Ow.
>>11332761
>Kamui gets very nervous and runs away
>>11332695
These are premium knitwear brand socks made out of vicuna wool, I wouldn't glare at it for too long as if it were some kind of gold medal - it's nothing special.
>>11332756
I could use a little color around the edges, sure, rev it up Fyxe.
What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.
Don't worry Johnny, you're with Jack now.
Looks like something spicy is happening between Machi and Araragi.
>>11332756
Get in discoed anf here me sinfg
>>11332812
nice rp
>>11332809
I asm readty
>>11332809
>Kamui will ever know who killed her.
>>11332754
You call that a war face Sans? SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
>The skeleton says, graciously mimicking the words of the host so he doesn't have to actually think up of any RP of his own.
Thanks for the save!
>>11332756
>The skeleton looks past Fyxe to see that his bullet had made a gory mess of the dog, leaving it as no more than a carcass. He frowned to himself, disappointed that he wouldn't get to demonstrate more of his evilness.
It was a mistake, moron. I obviously intended to let it live longer to draw out its suffering, duh! Jeez, what a shame. A perfectly good opportunity to demonstrate my evilness got to waste. With the dog dead there's only so little evil I can commit!
>The skeleton says solemnly, while nonchalantly firing off another shot at her other kneecap.
Stupid dog.
>>11332809
Hey, a skeleton sympathiser! Always good to see a fleshie with some sense!
>>11332809
>The assassin suffers another mental breakdown. Apparently it's worse than he thought. No mere self-reassurance will save him this time as he lays in the fetal position and 'cries" himself to sleep: ":_(".
>>11332788
Hey, wait! You're supposed to tell me where to meet you so we can engage in passionate lovemaking!
>Adachi reaches out to the girl as she runs away, his hand hopelessly falling to his side moments later as she gets further and further away.
Listen Usosuki I already made that joke.
Looks like Craig broke a bone. Poor soul..
Don't make a gay joke at Zer0 everyone. Be very nice and respectful.
>>11332860
I'm sorry Adachi, but I feel It's too soon for that!!
>Kamui screams while she keeps running away.
>>11332865
>A few good men trying to help him through his trying time, of course.
>>11332865
I am VERY NiCE n
>>11332812
Huuh?
Disco? Sing?
Sure, I'm always game for a nightclub
>>11332802
Alright. I think you could get use of some sunscreen (butter) but let's go
>She turns it at MAX POWER and gives him an :ok_hand: sign from the outside
>>11332836
You know what would be the most evil thing in existence though?
Being friends.
Not science partners and stuff, like real cool friends.
Dog and bones, fate as made us natural born enemies, we can spit on the face of nature itself, commit the ultimate sin together!
>She opens her palm.
Wanna be evil with me Craig?
Gascoigne isn't even killing for blood anymore. He's become a beast.
I guess Zer0 found those few good men. Can love bloom on the battlefield?
>>11332905
DISCORED NOW
I WILL SING SEA SHANTIES
>>11332919
YOU ALL SAW NOTHING
>>11332919
retard
>>11332932
>It's unfortunate Zer0 only has two hands, since four of the other paths feel very left-out now.
>>11332932
>We saw nothing.
We know.
>>11332919
Just look.
>>11332929
>She snatches the bottle from his hand and chug it down!
Alright! Let's do it then! You first! I don't know any pirate songs so you'll have to teach me
Hot
Julia taking no shit from anybody. I like it.
Looks like Gascoigne and Zer0 made the right choice.
>>11332809
I implore you to reconsider this terrible decision you're making; not for the sake of everyone's matter, but for the sake of my tremendous income/well being that's at stake if you blow me up. I doubt that you'll ever come to your sens--
>>11332905
>Sweat stains the socket of armpits as he sits patiently in the massive toaster oven. His face jitters from the overwhelming heat inside.
....I could do fine without it, thank you for considering though.
>>11332865
>The signs that the skeleton had been in a ferocious battle were visible from his numerous broken bones. A crack ran down the middle of his skull, indicating that there had been some head trauma as well. Despite not having any lungs the skeleton was panting, short on breathe, as if he had just escaped from a fearsome beast.
The story of how I broke my bones is a long and epic one, and I can not be bothered to tell it.
>>11332905
>The skeleton could certainly find the reason in her words (because he's retarded,) but at the same time it sounded just so, so wrong. Like...he was being manipulated in some manner. "Nah...I can't get manipulated. I'm too great for that."
...eh. It sounds good enough. Alright Fyxe, let's be friends!
>The skeleton's hand reaches out of Fyxe's, ready to accept her friendship. Just before he shakes her hand though, his skull suddenly contorts with a panicked expression as he frantically smacks away Fyxe's hand and jumps back.
WAIT! NO! The ultimate evil plan has to be born from the ultimate evil itself! ME! If I were to accept your hand now, after you proposed that plan, that would mean that I was agreeing to YOU! I can't have that, Fyxe. You sly dog.
>>11332965
Ha! You might've killed me, but at least I don't run with my arms flailing behind my back! FRICKHEADS!
>>11332894
We'll make love eventually.
In the missionary position.
We're coming down to the wire boys. Write those letters home while you can, you might not be coming home.
>>11333013
>Zer0 uncharacteristically runs away like a little bitch, having been mental broken during the course of the game: "D:".
Mercy.
>>11333006
>If that it's my fate, so be it.
D'AWE. He really DID find those good few men.
<3
>>11332975
Tell when you're ready to get out, alright.
I'll put some relaxing music while you wait.
With this it will feel like you're really in California during summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU
>>11332989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk7X1SDFM2A
Oh come on! Who cares who had the idea, ever read the bible? Adam and Eve were as punished as the snake even if he had the idea.
Who cares! You're missing out the opportunity of your li-... Of your death!
Why are male personas so ugly
>>11333037
Very soon.
>>11333062
>What a night to remember for one mentally broken robotic assassin: "<3".
They're so cute together <3
>>11333064
>The skeleton briefly scans the skies, as if he was trying to find something.
The fuck is that music?
>Unable to locate the source of the mysterious tunes, Craig returns his gaze to Fyxe, who is still offering her hand. She makes a reference to religion or something, which sounds kinda legit. There was even mention of a snake, which was undoubtedly an evil creature.
Uh, I can't really remember what's happening but what you're saying is pretty evil so...
>The skeleton accepts her hand, smiling warmly at her as they seal the contract of friendship. He then tries to shoot her in the stomach.
Sorry! Trigger finger!
>>11333106
>Now that they've consecrated their relationship, the seven men get to work on helping each other survive until the end. Zer0, of course, being the housewife as he waits for the big, strong men to come home from their daily work. He looks so cute in his apron, a smile plastered over his helmet: ":)".
Dinner's ready.
>tfw kamui probably doesn't want to ship
Silence along the front lines. Each man waiting for the next's mistake.
>>11333129
>ywn plow Zer0's cute housewife (male)'s ass
>>11333064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phY5kExXPiQ
>PBC's face begins to brown and stale from the radiant heat exposure - the creases alongside his face gradually grow thick and thicker, eventually his golden brown texture blackens from the scalding atmosphere within the oven.
......I'm alright.
>>11333128
It's the music of FRIENDSHIP! It is said it plays whenever a really touching (corny) moment between friends is happening!
It is playing for us Craig!
>She shakes his hand ans smile!
I'm happy! We're gonna do a lot of evil things together like... watching movies, making cake, going to the beach! It's gonna b-
>She drops on the ground, her blood spilling everywhere.
Why... Craig?
W-Was...Was it... Was it f-for science??
>>11333150
>turning away from Aussa
You don't deserve ships
>>11333150
I'ts too early for that, I'm sorry...
>>11333151
>The song is wrong, since Zer0 IS a fortunate son, now that he has some loving companions.
>>11333156
>";)"
Call me.
>>11333172
I didn't say now.
We can get to know each other better, I'd be down with that.
>>11333070
>calling Hank Hill ugly
smhfam
>>11333129
How do you write that based on a default event
A bid good morning to all who are also here. Is it morning?
>The witch doctor looks up to see the sun barely at the centre of the sky. He then shrugs.
It is Close enough.
Gascoigne refuses to break the cute couple up. But only one can live. One will have to fall.
>>11333150
>Kamui probably doesn't want to ship
Maybe instead try to actually interact more than just "We'll make love one day"?
An in character friendship works a lot better than making statements like that.
>>11333167
>The skeleton looks at his gun, then looks down at Fyxe. He looks at his gun again then looks down at Fyxe. He has to repeat this process several more times until he can think of an answer to Fyxe's question.
...yes?
>Needles to say, it was a lot of time spent in agony to receive such a simple answer.
WHEN DO WE MAKE CAKE?
>>11333150
>>11333225
Ships don't exist anymore because we all lost our game.
>>11333211
>This is not good. Zer0 only went out into the jungle to find some fruit for the fruit salad he was making the boys for lunch, and now he's hopelessly lost. They are not going to like it if their lunch is late. They might even...punish him.
>"..."
>>11333205
>Creativity.
>By chance.
>Are Duck Guy and Carlton here?
>>11333194
I guess you're right...
>>11333161
>Her ears jump as she hears the energetic music.
Mh... Hey it's nice. I wonder where it comes from.
>She takes a peak at the oven's window.
Hey wow! You're... black? I didn't know you were planning to create a funk group, or maybe entering the NBA?
Be careful though, it's pretty controversial to do that, but I'm not sure that blackface applies to bread.
>>11333229
Ah... I'm happy... Be sure to tell me, the results of your research alright. We should team up again, maybe in the next game...
>She let out a long agonizing whimper.
As soon as I get better we...
>She throws up
Was it really all a lie? Did those nights mean nothing to them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
>>11333250
That's fuckin quitter talk, nigga.
>>11333250
>tfw have 2 ships but nobody read my rp so they don't know :Y
>>11333250
Fuck you're right.
>>11333259
This picture is 10/10
Just like you.
A loveless win, but a win. I'm sorry for your loss Zer0
And placements
>>11333298
Today was HIS day.
Congratulations 0!
And for the game as well Beowulf
And this thing.
>>11333298
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>11333207
It's half past ten at night, you silly. You should get your eyes checked, that big scary mask isn't helping you with anything!
>>11333207
Here
>>11333306
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11333298
I should just accept that I'll never win.
>>11333260
More like "as soon as you stop lazing about!" Just walk it off or something, it can't hurt THAT bad.
>Craig says, sparing no sympathy for his injured friend. As Fyxe would find out, being friends with a sociopathic, borderline retarded skeleton isn't all that it's cracked up to be!
>Upon greentexting that above line, Craig turns to an imaginary camera and winks at it while cheesy comedy music plays in the background.
But seriously. I want the cake now.
>>11333266
>The assassin collapses to his knees. His apron flutters freely in the cool, jungle breeze as he watches helplessly as his comrades...nay, LOVERS all drop dead before him. The bell chimes signaling his win, but the assassin can't even hear it over his own mental breakdown.
>How? How could they all have been working against him? That night of passion, those days of living together, working together, caring for each other...did they all mean nothing? Was it all to kill him in the end. You didn't think anything of that diary, probably just a fluke. But the moment you held it up to them...
>The assassin unties his apron, letting it drop to the ground around his knees. Then, he too drops, onto his hands. Muffled, digital sobs can be heard echoing around the jungle trees. Zer0 thought he finally found someone to carry him out of his killing ways, after suffering not one but two crises of conscience. He had met someone (or, rather, some people) who showed him love, care, COMPASSION even, and had led him well onto the path of righteousness away from the bloodshed and murder of his harrowing past.
>And it was all for nothing.
>War is hell.
>>11333298
Anoother one? Congrats to you. Thanks!
Hope you all enjoyed, hopefully soon I'll have my own code.
>>11333289
Thank you~
>>11333298
Congrats!!
>>11333306
Thanks for hosting!!
>So I guess they're not here.
>Great.
>>11333385
You get this earlier bro?
fuck my dick is enormous
>>11333306
I am grateful for the opportunity.
>>11333410
I do now. Thanks.
>>11333415
wow me too
>>11333260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ_UqLWjUQ
>Not a peep is heard from PBC, he stands idle while the fiery Pitts of the oven bat around rapidly, he smolders into a thicket of black crust that chars him inside out.
>All's that's left is a statue of former self relished in black.
>>11333426
2/2
Hope you have better luck with Best Wrestler than I did
>>11333306
>>11333315
>>11333321
>>11333380
>>11333401
>Normally the assassin would utter a simple "Thank you," but he's still mentally devastated. Without a word, he grabs his victory, turns around, and dashes away from everyone else, into the unknown.
>Will he ever be back?
>>11333259
I know I am, just like I know you're pretty cute.
That was terrible and I apologize.
>>11333259
And I guess you're tight!
>>11333306
Congratulations Zer0-san, thank you.
>>11333446
Been loving him, good to get the blessing from the OG.
>>11333326
It is how it would be in sanctuary. This place is far away from there.
>>11333426
It is good to see you again, friend.
>>11333341
Thank you, friend.
>>11333450
Wait, comeback!!
Oh, he's gone...
>>11333451
Don't worry, everyone commits mistakes sometimes.
>>11333459
Nice pun anon
>>11333480
Hey, what's good's Papa Shango? I'd stick around but I started to drink from my... Elixir of liquid courage if you smell what I'm cooking. Don't want to make a fool out of myself, can you dig it?
I'll host if I get a kissu from Kamui.
>>11333379
I never loved you. I'm also taking the cat.
>>11333542
>kissu
>>11333542
>kissu
t. Kamui
>>11333480
Get with the times, old man. You're not over there, you're over here! This place has some funky things with time...
>>11333469
>>11333504
>The assassin is far and away gone at this point. What's next for him?
>>11333377
O-Okay... Lemme... Lemme get me.
>She awkwardly tries to stand up, only for her belly to open wide spilling her guts on the blood.
>All because of a single bullet. The show had just turned into a full blown gore movie, but apparently in our year 2017 A.D this is considered "progressive comedy"
C-Craig...
I don't think I can even walk now... Your buller shattered my bones too.
>>11333439
>Oblivious, she leaves her kitchen, still singing the tune that came out of nowhere, holy hell that was good
>>11333555
>>11333573
>You suddenly become the Mayor of Cantown again. It appears someone is breaking up with you, and taking the cat, too. You don't recall ever having a relationship nor a cat, so this is perfectly fine by you.
ADACHIRANYA HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
>>11333590
>spilling her guts
kys Guts
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
FIRST WHATEVER
NO PORN OF ANY KIND ALLOWED
>>11333607
I'm already dying though...
>>11333612
>>11333612
Mayor of Cantown
>>11333612
Elias Ainsworth
>>11333612
Eggman-kun
>>11333612
The Six Paths of Pain
>>11333612
Berkut
>>11333612
Kindred Hunter
>>11333612
Kamui
>>11333612
Agrias Oaks
>>11333573
>The witch doctor only catches a glimpse of the grey assassin.
He must have many stories to tell.
>>11333539
An exilir? Perhaps you do know of the voodoo. I shall await your return.
>>11333568
Old man? You take great pride in your youth, ans you use it to mock those who have passed it. Despiceble.
>>11333612
Nazeebo
>>11333612
A Stranger
>>11333612
Fyxe but she's a car
>>11333612
Ridley
>>11333612
Johnny
>>11333612
Star Butterfly
>>11333612
All of Crust's Avas
ARE YOU REDONGO BONGO
>>11333627
>>11333612
My apologies... once again. My name is Julia Douglas, Soldier of the Imperial Forces!
("And... the idiot who always forget to say her own name. Classy.")
>>11333612
Gascoigne
>>11333612
A graind of sand
>>11333645
my future wife
>>11333612
Matt
>>11333612
Dr. Jackal
>>11333612
Revy
>>11333612
A silvia S13
>>11333612
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11333612
a crab
>>11333612
Steve Albini
>>11333612
Craig
>>11333590
Oh...that's yeah. That's bad.
>The skeleton says, sounding indifferent to her pain. How little he cared was further emphasises when he started to strum his lips like a guitar, making a kind of babbling sound that you would hear from a baby. This serves as a valuable distraction for Craig until his lips pop off his skull and fall to the ground.
Wax lips. You know, like the candy thing? You put them up to your mouth and it looks like you have another pair of lips. Real funny stuff, especially when a skeleton does it.
>>11333664
Holy shit
I just realized that the XD is supposed to be the laugh face meme
>>11333612
ougi oshino
>>11333612
Elh Melizee
>>11333612
Walter C Dornez
>>11333612
Vic Viper
>>11333676
Perhaps
>>11333612
Bondrewd
>>11333674
that is, quite clearly, a grain of leaf
>>11333612
a snail
>>11333712
super cute.
>>11333612
Marjane Satrapi
>190
>>11333612
Usotsuki
>>11333612
Shingo
>>11333612
Noroi
>>11333612
Doppelganger Arle
>>11333648
Mocking? That's a funny way of putting it.
>The girl flashes a grin from where she lazily lies on the ground.
What if I just wanted to see your reaction? It's not like I can actually see your face!
>Accidentally set something so that Thrill Ride posts and everyone who replies to them are filtered
Probably related to one of the copypastas I have filtered, but I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>11333783
recursive filtering
>>11333712
the cutest traitor
>>11333695
>It was too late.
>She was dead, over, finished, terminé! She will never ever learn about wax lips anymore, nor know how funny it was, especially when a skeleton does it.
>She will never meet craig again
>That is, until she comes back tomorrow, still kicking, sitcom characters cannot die after all
REAPING
IF KAMUI WINS OR GETS MORE THAN FIVE KILLS, SHE MUST AGREE TO SHIP WITH ME IN THE FUTURE
>>11333807
Let's begin
>>11333729
Thank you!
>>11333797
T-Traitor, why?
>Xander, Ryoma, stop, I already made peace between your kingdoms.
>>11333807
Let's do this!!
>>11333804
Here lies Fyxe
...
Oh well.
>>11333775
That would still be unbecoming of you, young lady.
>>11333807
There are definately some questionable entries here, but I will overcome them.
>>11333807
>You are READY but also SLIGHTLY ANNOYED at the red-haired man so blatantly copying your pose. You will sue him after this.
>>11333826
>I'm almost too tired for this
>>11333807
Stop stalling and start.
>>11333807
As always, may the best win.
>>11333807
I wish you luck in your quest for love, dear host. So long as I am not one of their kills.
>>11333828
>kissu the royal traitor
>>11333807
I... uhm... don't if I should feel happy or... anything really. But, one thing is for sure, i'll fight even harder now!
I stake this battle on this Ring and my homeland!
>>11333867
O-Oh
Some stuff happens.
The car has guns, so it must be a Bond car.
A car and its gang has been removed. How does a car even round up a gang?
Why are people scared of the snail? They could just stop it before it even lights the dynamite.
Craig draws a line in the sand.
>>11333876
>You always thought of yourself more like Cheddar, really.
>>11333876
I think this one's my responsibility.
>>11333876
Death to the demons.
>>11333873
Oh shit that's not fair. That hits all the right notes for me and I want to cuddle this royalty so badly now.
>>11333876
It is best to run. I can not have my revenge on that snail if I die now!
>>11333876
How did I forget to buy... Potions...
>The witch doctor crumples in a pool of his blood as he continues to bleed.
>>11333876
Star rests her drink down, sitting opposite her company as she tries to think of some way to start a conversation.
......Sooooooooooooo. Why do you wear that dress?
>>11333876
Do you know the accuracy required to eliminate a single speck of sand? Godlike accuracy. I have finally mastered the gun. Now time to master...
>The skeleton reaches into his ribcage and draws out two katanas, twirling them in his hands,
the katana.
>>11333876
>Dives out of a bush
>Guitar strums MYSTERIOUSLY in the background
>Shoots the three rival gang members, hitting each of them with deadly accuracy
>Dives back behind a bush while a guitar strums in the background again
Oshino can't sleep because of a cat meowing.
A car was unable to escape, maybe it should have had off-road tires.
I wish Kamui would teach me how to fight in the dark...
A lot of people fall to their death.
Sorry, I was busy doing something.
>>11333845
Says the half-naked man.
>>11333971
...I'm hungry. I'm gonna go find something to snack on!
>>11333971
How is it that none of us can make our way out of a cave?
>>11333971
>>11333985
This is what happens when you steal Ruby's joke.
>>11333971
I hope the training can help you, my friend.
>>11333971
Well, this should be an interesting beast to fight, to say the least
>>11333876
wrong image i was meant to use the katana skeleton
>>11333971
Sword lady! I request your services to fight not only in the light, but the dark too! Show me how to master the katana!
>Craig says, slicing the air with katana to demonstrate its sheer cutting power.
That's right, the katana is so sharp it slices through air itself. I wish to properly use i-
>>11333994
>After many hours of intense, rigorous training, the skeleton doesn't feel any better for it.
Hmmmm...no, I don't feel satisfied. Can we just timeskip to the part where I'm good?
>>11333971
>>11333985
>>11333993
I was just happy to be outside.
>>11333985
>hugs my alter ego
Stranger, please make the correct choice. If you don't, I'll have to remove you from this game.
Ridley allows a snail to spray him/her with laughing gas, because there's no fucking way a snail could take someone by surprise.
Who will Two-Face's coin favor? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Another cute girl died.
I liked her, even if she forgot to say her name during the entry.
>>11333971
>Johnny lures a pack of beasts by making a trail of bread crumbs
C'mere, kitty-kitties. Keep munching on these bread crumbs and you'll ind a much bigger meal...
>>11334016
Sure.
>timeskip happens
It seems you're good fighting in the dark, good luck out there, my friend!
S A N T I A G O
>>11334020
Quit it.
>>11334031
It seems our fates are decided...
>>11333982
>The "half-naked man" shakes his head.
It's always the clothing they make remarks on...
>>11334031
Wait, what? Don't you see I'm busy here beating the living crap out of a magical princess?
Go away! I'll answer questions about my amazing abs later.
>>11333971
Huh? Oh crap, I think someone's coming this way!
>Star grabs her wand and blast the fire, causing it to flare up in strength. He lets out a small scream, trying to stomp the flames dead while her camp mates pack up their belongings. They are able to hide and stay hidden with a quick spell as Aron passes by.
That was close.
>>11334031
Hey back off Johnny! I was here fir- Wait who are you?
>>11334031
Making me choose between one or the other? Despicable! I want to kill them both, you stupid clown!
>>11334047
>Having finally acquired the skill to properly swing a sword, the skeleton pays respects to his teacher by bowing to her.
It is a good, kind thing that you have done for me. Not only am I good with a gun, but I can now use the katana too. My skillset grows everyday, truly I am a formidable fighter now.
>>11333971
>While sstalkin- er, protectively watching over a group when out of nowhere a giant creature walks out of nowhere and slaughters half the group.
>They look like they have a handle on this one.
>>11334054
Aww, okay.
Saber is about as bad as THE BIG DAWG in the promo department, but I'm sure her fighting skills are better
Here's a joke.
Three blondes walk into a backstage area, one runs away and one dies. Wait, that's not a joke.
A snail is too slow to escape the arena, which is nothing unusual. I'd be scared if he actually went fast, but this isn't Turbo.
It's lights out for Johnny.
>>11334031
You take all the shifts, I don't want any.
>>11334057
But you're not denying it! Besides, I didn't say I didn't like it. Your mask is cool!
>>11334100
Awww...wanna try again?
>>11334087
Indeed you are, now go and show to everyone your new skills.
>>11334100
Mercy is not on my to-do list right now...
>>11334100
Hey, strange cat thing. I spared you earlier, so what say you, me and some guy in a coat track down and kill some chick?
Not an exciting day.
Aron does his best Wiggins impersonation.
Dog Welder gets BTFO.
Saber escapes, but let's be honest. We're all waiting for when Saber needs her mana replenished. You know how that works, right?
>wink wink
Hunting.
How smart is Kamui? The Riddler is going to find out.
>>11334114
cute pic
>>11333971
Does this truly count? It was merely a machine. The flames barely harmed it.
>>11334031
I should stop wasting time thinking of nothings. I should rest if I am to be at my best tomorrow!
>>11334100
I was not joking when I said I shall not be one of her kills.
>>11334147
You can back away, sir, or you can get hurt. It's your choice
>>11334090
>I really gotta learn to stop repeating myself
>>11334100
>Just before the armed women could take her first shot on the skeleton you pop out from a refrigerator and put two bullets right in between her eyes, killing the psychopath almost immediately.
>Before anybody could react to you and your heroic actions you quickly dive off of a bridge and into a river.
>>11334147
I shall go hunt over here... away from the snail that... I'll be over there.
Aron shatters Craig's coccyx.
Usotsuki is very proficient in using pumpkin based explosives, it seems. Maybe she and the Green Goblin should meet up. Spider-Man games when?
Kamui finishes the job from two slides ago, along with some help from a friendly Stranger.
Looks like you were wrong, Agrias Oaks.
>trips on air and doesn't die
Stupid event.
Will Saber pick up the Snail should the police come or will she betray and leave it there to take the heat?
>>11334217
That zombie was very weak for being a zombie.
>>11334114
I suppose I can thank you for that. There are people who are disgusted by me, yet you don't seem unsettled. Am I not the first witch doctor you have seen?
>>11334109
ur cute
>>11334242
Legendary RP
>>11334217
I was afraid of such. Better her than that slug.
>>11334248
Hmm...far as I can remembeeer!
>She speaks in a brief singsong tone with that line.
But don't worry about that, I've seen plenty worse things in my dreams. You're nothing compared to what I've cooked up!
>>11334147
What? You're leaving already? But we hadn't even started playing!
>>11334217
I love a good old explosion! Just sit back, and watch the FIREWORKS!
A Snail slowly destroys Aron's corn while he watches and screams in extreme agony.
Saber gets tired of hearing two people bicker and takes matters into her own hands.
Blonde removes another blonde.
A Stranger goes mining in hopes to find gold, but I doubt he'll find any. You never know though, stranger things have happened.
I'll show myself out.
>>11334217
>You notice that today's person is being attacked by a feral ghoul, so you quickly jump through a window and blast the ghoul's head out of existence, and then immediately running off while a guitar strums in the background.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/203633255344242688/353396586321018892/Screenshot_20170901-213028.png
OH No
>>11334255
T-Thanks?
>"What the fuck am I looking at? is that me? Am I looking at a mirror? If so, holy fuck my eyes are like two little squished cherries, I wanna puke after seeing myself"
Stuff happens.
Nothing to really commentate here.
>>11334322
The supreme cancer
>>11334288
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HELPING YOU!?
>>11334332
I refuse to believe tat I could actually do that. I'm pretty sure I'm better than eating someone, even if I am hungry. I'm not some monster
>>11334332
>You're out searching for the next person that you should-
WAABODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Looks like the stranger has finally met his match
Skipped peace.
Kamui's still alive and she's nearing 5 kills, but will she win or get the amount required? I hope she does.
A Stranger, after miraculously healing from being put in a cast and a cat d-d-d-d-d-d-du--wait, they're playing chess.
I'm not sure if this is a death event.
Aren't you tired? You should go to sleep.
>>11334354
YES
>>11334396
You're not my mom.
>Mitsuki whining about being shitposted in the hosting guild
Thinskin is an understatement.
>>11334380
NOBODY STEALS MY FOOD!!! OKAY?!
THE NEXT SLIDE IS THE LAST SLIDE, BUT FOR NOW, WE'RE ON THIS SLIDE.
Who will win?
Will it be Kamui? Will it be Elh Melizee? Maybe it'll be A Stranger, or just maybe, JUST MAYBE, it'll be Saber.
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW
>>11334412
>making shit up
atleast post leaks of said event. Or else it didn't happen.
>>11334425
Rigged for Kamui
>>11334425
Dammit!!
>>11334425
I'm putting my money on Kamui.
>>11334425
It's gonna be your """wife.""""
You can choose the winner in Jude's sim after all
>>11334425
>Shit wait I thought Cena killed me
>Looks like I MYSTERIOUSLY misread that last slide.
>>11334284
In your dreams? This is peculiar. I have many questions for you, young lady. What do you mean by "cooked up"? Are you also attuned with the unformed lands?
>>11334396
I'm fine, I-I don't feel sleepy anyways...
>"Why does he care? Not like he wants all the night tfor him alone or something, right? Or maybe... He wants to masturbate while everyone is sleeping! What a fucking weirdo."
THE WINNER IS...........?
>>11334492
Not like.. this...
>>11334456
>The smile she's sported the entire time drops from her face.
...Huuuh? Not unless that's another word for the dream world. Seee...you get cooped up for so long all on your own for yeears and yeears, your imagination runs wild! Ever heard of lucid dreaming?
A STRANGER
IS THE WINNER
Looks like my only hope is if Kamui got over five kills...
We'll find out when I post the placements.
>>11334492
...Holy fuck. The absolute madman. He didn't rig it for his future wife.
>>11334519
Congratulations to the secretive man, and thank you for hosting
...placements
she didn't get over five kills, but exactly five...
the dream is over
>>11334519
It doesn't matter if I win or not, after all there's more games to come, more possible victories and fun!
>>11334519
>>11334540
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11334540
Congrats, spooky man. Thanks!
>>11334540
Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Congratulations, Stranger.
Thanks for hosting, frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend.
>>11334519
Congrats stranger!!
>>11334540
Thank you for hosting!
>>11334519
Sorry for not really being here, man.
>>11334540
Thanks for the game Dachman!
>>11334540
Thanks for hosting mate.
Where's da new thread
Where's da cocks?
>LF