Texans, how does it feel to carry fucking swords anywhere you want?

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Anonymous
2017-09-02 01:35:58 Post No. 11331479
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 01:35:58 Post No. 11331479 [Report]

Texans, how does it feel to carry fucking swords anywhere you want?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 01:38:56 Post No.11331533
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>tfw just finding out about this

AWWW FUCK YEAH

TIME TO GO GET MY ASS A SWORD-UMBRELLA

GOD BLESS THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS

Anonymous 2017-09-02 01:42:44 Post No.11331602
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 01:42:44 Post No.11331602 [Report]

>>11331533
How about instead of getting a sword you be a true Texan and drown in a flood

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:01:00 Post No.11331918
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>>11331479

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:19:15 Post No.11332263
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:19:15 Post No.11332263 [Report]

>>11331602
Heres your (you).

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:36:25 Post No.11332497
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You lucky fucks

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:47:42 Post No.11332665
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:47:42 Post No.11332665 [Report]

I feel very wet.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:17:32 Post No.11334083
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>>11331479
I just spent 8 hours clearing ruined shit from a family friend's house.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:20:58 Post No.11334133
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:20:58 Post No.11334133 [Report]

>>11331479
>be a britbongerlandian
Shit, Texas gets swords? Bullshit, they already have guns, I want swords!

...Hey, if I get knighted can I carry a sword then? I swear it's an old law.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:22:50 Post No.11334170
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>>11331602
>>11332665
>>11334083
>all these Houston/SE Texas Anons

You know what? All Texas wings on /trash/, report in.

Dallas, standing by.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:23:41 Post No.11334185
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>>11334133
You'll obtain the right to carry a blunted butter knife from the hours of 2 to 3 pm every Sunday.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:26:00 Post No.11334220
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:26:00 Post No.11334220 [Report]

>>11334185
>Honestly that sounds about right.
Shit. Maybe it's the right to have a hawk you get then? ...But wait, Texas gets eagles dammit.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:29:02 Post No.11335055
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>>11331479
It feels like *this*, OP.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:36:48 Post No.11335129
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>>11334170
Texas of South America here.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:44:13 Post No.11335195
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>>11334170
Denton here.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 06:03:51 Post No.11335464
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>>11331918
You can change the filename but you can't hide tumblr gifs.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:28:46 Post No.11337603
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>>11334170
Dallas, born in Houston. Got folks and friends down there.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:36:42 Post No.11338467
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:36:42 Post No.11338467 [Report]

Well ain't that just cool, now I just need to buy a non-shit sword

Anonymous 2017-09-02 01:01:30 Post No.11338645
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>>11334170
Nacogdoches reporting in. Shit's boring as fuck.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:15:50 Post No.11339183
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>>11331602
>>11332665
>>11334083
From the bottom of my heart stay safe and keep dry out there.

>>11334133
>>11334170
>>11335055
I feel so jealous about you fuckers, I want to be in a state where I could carry a damn keyblade anywhere my heart desires and especially Texas.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:20:48 Post No.11339221
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>>11334170
Lubbock reporting. Sadly the Sword-carry won't do much here because of the University. Also, Sauce on the law allowing sword carry?

Also, I hope. Cooper and Palestine are doing okay with all the storms

Anonymous 2017-09-02 02:25:28 Post No.11339253
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faguette here
to y'all texans, stay safe and strong

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:18:09 Post No.11339998
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:18:09 Post No.11339998 [Report]

Swords can't save you from high water levels

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:21:34 Post No.11340029
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:21:34 Post No.11340029 [Report]

>>11339221
OP here
>http://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/politics/new-state-law-will-allow-knives-swords-in-public-places_/470109645

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:30:05 Post No.11340136
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:30:05 Post No.11340136 [Report]

Born and raised in Houston, now in Louisville KY. I miss Pappasitos and the museum of natural science so much.

As for OP, it feels like this:
https://youtu.be/F-aILrMl_sU

Anonymous 2017-09-02 05:22:35 Post No.11341292
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>>11331479
I want to be business suit katana cowboy

Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:27:16 Post No.11344741
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:27:16 Post No.11344741 [Report]

>>11331479
i thought this was a pan-US thing

Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:56:41 Post No.11345237
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 09:56:41 Post No.11345237 [Report]

God I wish Texas wasn't balls the moment you stepped outside of the major cities.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:23:40 Post No.11345612
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>live in Florida where we're already underwater
>mfw Texans can't handle a bit of rain

Anonymous 2017-09-02 10:57:10 Post No.11346200
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>>11345612
>I'm an ignorant dumbass

educate yourself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wettest_tropical_cyclones_in_the_United_States

tl;dr
>Harvey is the wettest tropical cyclone on record in the contiguous United States.
>texas gets hit by more rainfall from hurricanes than florida

bitch please