I'm very Hunger Game-y.
Give me 24 tributes.
Shinoa
Aron
>Gives 36
>>11325090
The Uber Gang
>>11325090
Emilia
>>11325090
Gascoigne
>>11325090
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11325090
Beowulf
>>11325090
The Six Paths of Pain
CN-Tan
>>11325090
Thiccward Tentacunt
Hungry Cara
Julia Douglas
>>11325090
Berkut
>>11325090
Lord Escanor
>>11325090
Mayor of Cantown
>>11325020 (Anon)
>A...cookie?
>A cookie.
>A COOKIE!
>You devour the cookie in ecstasy. No one sane can resist the allure of chocolate chips.
>>11325029 (Clawdia)
>The last thing you want is a reminder of what has just occurred. Killing vampires is usually much more rewarding than this. You make a mental note to try sunlight next time.
>>11325090
Good luck on your new code Lenny
>you know who
Araragi Karen
>>11325090
Bakugou's Mother
>>11325090
A fat fuck
Velouria
>>11325090
Mina
A guy
>>11325137
hot.
>>11325030
That position always gets me as hard as diamonds. Thank you.
A jew
One last pic for the working man.
Lord Beerus
>>11325174
Is this an entry?
>>11325090
ZUN
>>11325090
Captain Luna
>>11325181
No.
>>11325174
I need the name of this semen demon, now.
Check, swap, etc
>>11325109
NO
I DON'T WANT THAT
>>11325132
Thanks me-know-who. I'm going to add a bunch more events tonight, I had a brainwave at work. It'll be ready in due time.
>>11325090
Fluorette
>>11325223
Let's get this show on the road!
>>11325223
>You are READY!
>>11325215
Just go to https://e621.net/post/index/1/%E3%83%9D%E3%83%81%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B3%E3%83%95_(artist)
The artists name is in weebspeak by the by.
>>11325223
No reason to stall any longer. Start.
>>11325223
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME.
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
This is going to be a beautiful disaster, isn't it?
>>11325283
Thanks man.
>You will never mating press the robot
End me.
>>11325308
Oh! Thank you, erhm...sir. I'll do my best.
We quickly learn who the alpha of the pack is.
>>11325321
My games tend to be. Mostly they go one way or the other.
>>11325372
>A good vampire hunter always keeps his trusty bow and arrow with him, dipped in old, stale blood. Taking out vampires from a distance is the skill of a true Van Helsing.
>>11325372
I guess it's true what they say about dog and cats.
That dogs rule of course. AWOOO
>>11325388
Don't you mean "Can Helsing?"
>CN-Tan starts to move towards the Cornucopia to get some supplies, to quickly pulls back at the sight of all the violence around her.
Uhhh....as much as I'd love to stick around, I think I'll take my chances in the wild.
>>11325401
Hey look it's other tributes! I wonder what they're yapping about though.
>f gascoigne
>f lord beerus
>f the uber gang
Huddles! Snuggling! Can you FEEL the love a-flowin'?
>>11325401
>You had already made the joke earlier when you shanked the crab-clawed vampire. Repeating it again so soon would wear out its welcome.
>Ooooo, a cave. Vampires are known for catching some Zs in caves when they're caught off-guard by the sunrise. It said that right on page 276.
>You delve inside, heart racing, as you search for one to destroy.
>>11325432
Don't worry weird pink thing. I know I'm hot.
>>11325432
>Your singing has still not gotten any better. The United Nations is considering it a method of torture.
>>11325432
Score! Made it through one day without any problems and now free food's just falling into my lap! Maybe this place ain't so bad? I wouldn't hate trying to stick around until the end.
What is that, anyway? A burnt pancake?
>I want to try something new
>It's a default game
fucking end your life please
>>11325432
Oooooh the mayor is a big dumb idiot!
And there's nothing that his can-town can do!
Nor anything good that'll come at it!~
...it's a work in progress song.
>>11325401
I can't see much of anything...hm. I should keep moving.
>>11325466
>Now if only the United Nations would do something about Raggedy Angry. You think it's time to make an exception to only killing vampires, so you reach for your stake to-.
>>11325464
>Hey, where did it go?
>>11325465
>He wants to try something new
>He needs events to prompt is RP
lmaoing at your life dude
>f julia douglas
>f emilia
Oh by the way in case you notice inactivity in regards to slides - I'm writing these new events as I host.
>>11325465
I didn't say that. I said
>I can show you that thing I've been working on.
Did I ever say it was my new code? It was the fucking OP image dude!
>>11325502
You've "been working" on that? That's like a 5 minute job, come on
>>11325502
Cancer
>>11325464
Damn these guys just let you walk into their group and join them? Did I read the brochure wrong or something, I thought we're supposed to be at each other's throats out here? These guys are actually pretty friendly.
>>11325502
Okay, I can start a fire easy. Now where are the matches and lighter fluid out here?
I'M PUMPKIN LENNY
>Hoshi's pet dogs come crawling out of their caves to shit on someone that doesn't meet their standards/is not part of their ''hosting discord''
If you didn't finish them in six different ways then you're banned from my games forever.
>>11325464
>The queen makes a mental note to start a genocide on the Jews when she comes back to Brazil, call it the Huelacoast
>>11325493
What's wrong? Did you enjoy my musical number? Of course you did, it's very truthful, and a lot of people love the truth.
>>11325529
>implying the people that shitpost Lenny aren't the same people that shitpost everyone else
Some people are just all-terrain assholes.
>>11325529
>He's in the discord though
>>11325502
I...admit that I've not really keen on this...
>>11325532
Still nothing? How odd...there must be a landmark about here somewhere. I just must not be looking hard enough.
>>11325529
Lenny is part of the hosting discord dude.
Fuck off with your agenda
>>11325532
>Six-way shared vision
>Faster than light reaction times
>Can literally kill you by looking at you
>Can heal any and all wounds almost instantaneously
>Can resurrect any of the six bodies back from the dead extremely effortlessly
>Dies to a mexican child
>>11325502
>Rubbing two stakes together does nothing. Horrendous.
>>11325532
>You are very out of place in this small group, but you try not to let your humility get the better of you as you puff out your chest and walk like a warrior.
>>11325533
>You give the tyrant a well thought-out and mature review by thumbing her down and sticking out your tongue in disgust.
>>11325532
W-wait no Kana come back! I can make you have fun with just 24! Who needs 48 anyways? Those just take to long. Please stop running!
>f shinoa
>f mina
>f the six paths of pain
Betrayal!
>>11325518
Made me kek, anon
>>11325550
We may never know the true extent of their powers.
>>11325566
>>11325566
Whoops. I hate it when that happens.
>The only people replying are Lenny's buddies and nufags.
>>11325574
I must refuse, ma'am. This is not my way.
Jew, why in the fuck would you want that?
>>11325572
Sh-shut up!
>>11325579
Or people who want to practice their RP on better games
>>11325579
The day I reply to a default event is the day the world ends
>>11325579
>He isn't a Lenny dog
Lmao
>>11325574
>Suplex City is a one-way trip.
>>11325595
>You decide to let her eat first. Killing someone on an empty stomach is disgraceful. Plus, if you see her drinking blood, you'd feel justified.
>>11325590
>>11325574
No, I expected as much. Too scrawny, meek as a fawn and quiet as a mouse.
>>11325557
>She looks shocked for a bit, before giving him her own thumbs down, before sticking her tongue in protest to the mayor's review, then putting it back in her mouth
You are just contrarian!
>>11325574
Okay I think I'm getting the hang of this whole survival thing. You cook the food BEFORE you out the fire.
I'm so smart sometimes.
>>11325595
Good things come to those higher up! Words to live by!
>>11325574
WOAH. You shooting on me bro? Not cool!
>Sells
I'm sorry but Lenny is a fucking joke.
He's been here for 2 years.
And this is what he calls "working on new events"?
People have made codes with more events in 3 fucking days.
>>11325635
I'm pretty convinced Lenny's a master tier fuckhead like Grimes and is just doing this all to mess with us
>>11325598
Fortunately you won't have to!
Yes, the stage is set (pun very much intended) for the debut of my brand new MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT! (Feedback is appreciated.)
Admittedly my favourite event has somehow been left out of it, but still the show must go on.
Quite a job for the Mayor, notably.
>>11325635
This is not what I call a code with new events. That's my other one.
>>11325635
People have made codes with more events in 3 fucking hours*
FIFY
>>11325090
Bump it for me or else.
>>11325635
>>11325659
>tfw you realize some memegames have more events than Lenny's games
>>11325579
>tfw not one of Lenny's buddies
>tfw still reply to his games, as well as, his "morning guys" posts
>>11325621
>You're a contrarian for democracy. That automatically makes you better than her, regardless of singing ability.
>To show her how contrarian you are, you democratically vote amongst yourself to flick her on the nose.
>>11325626
>The Mayor's heel turn is complete. The crowd loves to hate him after his betrayal of longtime tag-team partner Beowulf. He's raking in the boos now, and could not be happier.
>>11325652
>It was actually easier than anticipated, since his legs weighing 400 pounds each had turned his bones into glass. One legsweep, and the squid falls.
>>11325665
>>11325652
I don't get the pun.
>f beowulf
>f hungry cara
>f avafag killer stain
>f thiccward tentacunt
>f velouria
>>11325652
Also, to follow up, I've become aware that my code isn't exactly the best. When you take a step back, true, it is practically a default. However this was precisely the reason why I decided to make a spanking new code, better than the three before it.
>>11325661
You gotta work on that timing.
>kissu
>>11325661
Want to play with us?
How do you muster the motivation to make ava folders? I swear it's the worst part about the HG experience.
>>11325687
>>11325687
I fucked Emilia
>>11325686
I'll get you back for that one. Watch your back, because before you know it you'll be taking a ride on the AWOOO train!
>>11325699
Making ava folders is piss easy
writing events is the worst part of the HG experience.
>>11325617
There is strength that can be found in more than bulging muscles. I'm sure you've seen from however long you've been here that that's true.
...Ahem. And my "meekness" is more due to lack of familiarity, I'll note.
>>11325691
Rest, ma'am. I can keep watch.
>>11325652
Thank you! Thank you! You're all too kind to this girl!
>>11325691
Truce! You seem like someone I can share a bed with and expect to wake up the next day!
A bit on the scrawny side though....
How do you muster the motivation to shitpost? I swear it's the worst part about the HG experience.
>>11325686
>She squirms a bit before trying to flick the mayor's nose, but her small size makes it neigh impossible to do so, she decides to use a rock to throw on the mayor's shins
Fuck, we better get a Feast or something soon.
>>11325690
It's a play on words.
Did you get that one?
>>11325699
You have to decide if it'll add something new and fresh to HG, and then just make a start. IF you like what you see then keep going, otherwise turn back.
How do you muster the motivation to come to HG? I swear it's the worst part about the HG experience.
>>11325714
(You did what to who?)
How do you muster the motivation to jerk off to Aussa's avatars? I swear it's the worst part about the HG experience.
>>11325759
>Not the best
>>11325741
No, I don't care if my new avas will add something new and fresh, good or bad to HG.
It's just collecting the pictures, and fucking screencapping, it's exhausting.
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TWO: HALLUCINATION BOOGALOO
A lot of pillow-related deaths.
>>11325691
Get your weird colored lips off me! I'm angry! I'm extremely angry! You can't just disobey me like this!
>>11325692
No! Why would I want to play with either of you!? You're psychos!
>>11325710
>>11325714
I'm going to need to see proof here. Without proof, there is no claim of doing anything of the sort.
>>11325741
>While trying to climb another tree to get the High Ground yet again, a branch under her foot snaps and she fall all the way back down to the ground, damaging her foot badly.
AH FUCK ME IT HURTS LIKE CN REA-!
N-no, I never speak of that again...
>>11325691
>Cantown shines dully in the moonlight. It's a very nice sight. If only that stupid dictator could realize that.
>>11325716
>You grab the mic from Beowulf and go on a FIVE-MINUTE LONG MONOLOGUE about how he is nothing without you, how you *made* the tag-team what it was, and now that you've reached the greatest heights as Intercontinental Tag-Team Champions off YOUR blood, YOUR sweat, and YOUR tears, you're leaving him to fend for himself as you go off and star in the spotlight, challenging SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS himself for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Good luck out there, ol' pal. You'll need it.
>Mic drop.
>>11325736
>The brat skins your leg with a rock. You retaliate by throwing an even bigger rock at her.
>>11325741
>A wise decision, as he's spared the surprise Suplex City during your fake death throes.
>>11325726
You are a funny one, sheep. Does a strong mind help your bones not get cracked like a dried up twig when a hungry bear decided to have you for lunch?
>>11325699
It's pretty easy most of the time. If you don't know where to start, I'd say just start capping from the source, and then move on to art sites.
>>11325774
>Visions of cans dance in the air around your head, but every time you try to grab one, they disappear. Is this Hell? It may as well be
>f a guy
>f a jew
>f cn-tan
>f berkut
>f araragi karen
>f aron
>>11325770
Depends on your source I guess, as well as whether it's ongoing or not.
>>11325775
You'll be the first tribute in my next game maybe.
>ussik
>A game with both Garou and Karen
>Neither reply to the slides
This is actually worse than a Thrill Ride, nice work Lenny you convinced me to give you a tribute.
>>11325783
>the doll has fainted
>You won! Exp gained 1 point!
>>11325775
Because it will be fun! Please play with us!
>>11325791
Fuck Lenny's game. Post godtier songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>11325813
>>11325818
https://youtu.be/9k2vHyJBpPM
>>11325803
>You don't talk too long. Who knows what that mammoth of a man could do to you, especially so late in the competition.
>>11325807
>MAYOR OF CANTOWN has leveled up!
>MAYOR OF CANTOWN has learned CAMEL CLUTCH!
I really want to fuck _____.
>>11325699
>Saving images is entertaining.
>>11325741
Sincerest apologies.
>There's a loud, deafening CLONG as she whacks the man across the head with her shovel. She just as hastily runs away.
>>11325784
I am not...scrawny...! Why is everyone calling me that today?
>>11325784
That would imply that they do that at all. Wildlife allows me to pass, and I do the same in kind. And, ahem, as the oh-so-ancient saying goes from my lands..."speak softly, and carry a big stick".
>Fluorette smiles just a little, patting the handle of her shovel. It looks well used, and certainly not for the intended purpose.
>>11325774
Breathe in...breathe out. Stay calm. This, too, shall pass.
>>11325803
I'm holding you to that. Even if I'm not here I expect you to somehow put me in. I'll give everyone here a run for their money.
>>11325812
First I want you to tell me how that's fun. I'm not sure about some of the people here, but I don't count having weapons pulled out on me as being fun. You know, when the threat of being killed is pretty high it loses all imaginary aspects of the hunt and those imaginary aspects become reality. I'm here to get away from reality, not get thrown back into it...actually, I'm here against my will, but you understand me.
Feast time. We're down to our final three! I predict a Eurobeat-related death for our runner-up.
>>11325800
>Is this Hell? It may as well be
Should be the tagline for my games
>>11325818
Not quite godtier but this always gets me bopping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBkh8ICQ1tE
>>11325835
kys aron
Post HG memes
>>11325818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWCEa3bZlyA
>>11325824
>>11325864
>>11325818
>>11325861
>lenny posting song
based
>>11325878
Wanna fuck?
>>11325861
...Perhaps I am too gentle.
>>11325851
You are not in a dense forrest with ''friendly'' wildlife and from the looks of it not everyone here is willing to let you pass. And I don't think that shovel is going to be of much use other than digging your own grave if you got time for it. And for your own bones and flesh pray hope you did not refer to ME as wildlife.
>>11325883
skeletons can't sweat
Sweatshop time in the arena, and one tribute finds an unorthodox way of getting out of it.
Also I was wrong about the Eurobeat thing. Eh.
>>11325864
>
>>11325883
kek
>>11325887
As if I'd fall for that trap. What do you take me for, an idiot?
>>11325902
SHHHHHHHH
LOGIC DOESN'T EXIST HERE.
>>11325904
>Sticks and stones may break others' bones, but words may offend them a bit until you can plink them to death with pebbles.
>>11325818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
>>11325906
Good reflexes but I think you're an idiot, yes.
>>11325859
I'm sure you know how it will be fun, big boy.
What's wrong? Are you scared of us mister?
>Beg for a host
>Get a Lenny Game
This a legit Monkey Paw wyf.
>>11325818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJofwUBG6M
Should've brought your armbands.
>>11325902
Totally ruins the immersion, doesn't it?
>>11325926
Don't worry, it's over now.
Break a leg, he did.
Thanks for the shit game, as always.
>You congratulate the winner, and thank everyone for playing.
>>11325952
At the very least, the winner was someone who was actively replying. That ain't bad.
>>11325959
Glad that the Mayor won!
Thanks for the game
>>11325926
>Not liking Lenny games
>>11325920
So I was right. Can you really call someone that predicted how you were thinking an idiot, or are you the truest form of an idiot?
Actually, don't answer that. You might embarrass yourself even further.
>>11325923
Big boy? Excuse you, but who do you think you're calling big boy? Shouldn't you be at school or at home doing chores or anywhere that's not here?
>>11325959
You couldn't have made that any more predictable, huh?
>>11325985
You're a big boy, Okarin-kun
>>11325959
Huh. I guess I was holding him down.
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>11325970
Good job Mr Mayor, thank you everyo- Hey wait a minute!
A place in the Top 10 on my first try? Maybe I'm a better survivor than a thought? Too bad the guy that killed me was made of muscle.
Congrats on the win shorty, and thanks for the game.
>>11325959
>Your heel turn paid off handsomely in the end. Goodbye Beowulf, hello lone wolf.
>>11325970
>>11325993
>>11326000
>>11326001
>You thank the host, and everyone congratulating you.
>>11325990
>>11325995
Are you proud of yourselves?
>>11325985
I don't want to fuck so your reflexes were on point. But you've got something wrong, I want to engage in non penetrative sexual relations with you.
Now tell me, how long has it been since you've submerged your stick in honey?
>>11326014
>forgetting me
brb killing myself
>>11325964
>>11325974
>>11325993
>>11326000
>>11326001
>>11326014
Ayy, it was nothing.
>>11326019
Post cute tums
>>11325899
Not in the slightest, I was only being direct. Where I live, I've not been attacked by a single animal in all my travels across the years, they simply ignore me.
>She frowns, and the shovel simply vanishes, letting her put her hands together, hidden under her sleeves. She sounds wounded by the implication, but not really upset.
My weapon has served me well, but I can assure you, insults were the last thing I intended to dole out to anyone here! Who am I to call any sort of people less legitimate from another?
I'm sorry if you thought that was my intention.
>>11325959
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this.
>>11325985
You, dummy. Schools are for people with a school to go to. Homes are people with parents.
We're not like the other children here, big boy. See even the others think so too!
>>11325990
>>11326022
>Did Fyxe really think you would forget about her? That would be a travesty! No mere words would suffice for her, so you give her a SURPRISE WAIST HUG as her thanks.
>>11326036
I can quite understand that, sheep. I would ignore you too
Too scrawny to eat, too boring to have fun with and too strange to talk to.
>She is visibly not impressed by the disappearing shovel. If anything she's disappointed, barely.
If you think I was genuinely offended, you'd know by now. You can stop soiling your breeches, I can smell your fear, you know.
>>11326042
Thank you for your thanks!
Carry on.
I wanna see you on the top 10 leaderboard with me.
>>11326021
Heh! You'll be surprised, but I've tasted honey more times than I can count! It's a regularly occurring thing for me. I've had it at home more and more lately, but before I drop-- before I switched schools I had it all the time on the rooftop!
>>11326030
>Subaru pulls his flip phone out and scrolls through all five pictures he has saved
No can do. You're talking to the wrong guy if you're looking for tums, anon.
>>11326063
New game now?
>>11326072
POST THE TUMS
>>11326072
I see you're a man of culture as well, your experience should be something to be proud of.
Can I ask your name? Length, girth and how much can you c*m every time you ejaculate?
>>11326063
That's...jumping to a few conclusions, there. It's merely the product of an affliction I have, in my world. Strangeness is a bit hard to not be after so long...
>She clears her throat, and finally a look of clear disapproval crosses her face.
It's more embarrassment than fear. The last thing anyone needs is a falsehood like that spread around.
>>11326038
Don't use what other people say to your advantage! The fact of the matter is I'm no bigger than the other people in this place, so why bother me when you could have someone that's...I don't know, bigger?
>>11326090
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
>>11326106
Let me counter those questions with my own. Why do I get this feeling that you're saying one thing but meaning another? You look like someone that would be bullied in school, but you talk so freely with someone as great as me. What's your true self, lady?
Can we have a real game now?
>>11326119
If you are ill then the last thing I want to to savour the taste of your flesh. The last thing I want is to be unable to hunt and scavenge thanks to an outlander's disease. Perhaps I should kill you to save others as a good deed.
Give me a reason why I shouldn't.
TOURNAMENT ANON
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE ALREADY
I WANNA SEE KAREN IN THE TOP 10
>>11326143
First 1
>>11326135
You really are a precious little flower. We don't normally meet people this nice, so we thought we could have some fun with you. Interested?
>>11326147
You talk to what is only a spirit, on a trip away from her body.
Did you really think I'd be so callous as to risk the infection of others? It's not lethal, but it's a cruel fate that nobody should have thrust upon them.
>>11326169
Congratulations you win
Here's a cock for you
>>11326135
I'll indulge your inquiries with one condition, you need to answer mine, okay? I want to know your name, length, girth and how many litters you can shoot out of your ding dong.
My name's Ayame Kajou and I'm here to spread the good words of innuendos, as well as dirty jokes. The mission I have is that I won't stop until every person, every man, every woman and every moving body can have a hard drive full of porn.
>>11326184
If you want a double entendre I can give it to you.
>>11326066
>honks boobie
>>11326066
>You almost completely forgot about the ULTIMATE TRIBUTE TOURNAMENT LEADERBOARD. It feels like ages since you've seen the standings. You think you are now close to the Top 10, though. You can feel it in your bones.
>>11326176
Why are you asking me this? Do I look like an esper or a diviner to you? Before you answer that, why did you tell me your backstory? Do I look like a woman that cares a lot about someone's sob story?
>>11326194
I'm listening.
>>11326196
Stop anon, you're gonna ruin my sweat-shirt
>>11326208
Yup.
Keep climbing until you cross the clouds of obscurity, so you can shine at the top of the mountain!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3P7fucxdpc
>>11326209
Some things make little sense when not in context, and I'm not exactly good at talking. My apologies, but it's merely rhetorical. Nobody should be daft enough to willfully risk infecting someone with something, after all.
>>11326168
I guess I can, but only if you promise no funny stuff. I finally get to hang around a real-life loli so I would prefer if she wasn't insane.
What would you like to do first? There's no playground around here, but we can always use our imagination!
>>11326184
Ha! Don't you know how silly that is? Especially since you've started with me! I don't come from some horrid future where we're not allowed to explore that stuff. I've got nothing but the finest magazine back at home!
And now for what you've been waiting for! Natsuki Subaru, [redacted], [redacted], and I can shoot pretty damn far, at least since I've last checked. How's that for you? Impressive, I know. It's because of this that people often call me big boy.
>>11326246
>Fyxe's optimistic abstract rhetoric is enough to invigorate you to start flexing your biceps.
>Since you carapace has absolutely no muscle, you just make yourself look silly.
>>11326247
They wouldnt?
>For the first time in their less-than-friendly exchange, the strange looking woman lets out a sound that resembles laughing. But not quite human.
You are so incredibly naïve it almost makes me as sick as apparently you are. So you are a spirit, you are sick and you like to carry a shovel around as a weapon. Anything else you would like to mention before I am losing interest?
>>11326246
>cums on sweat-shirt
>>11326232
Th-that was the joke.
>>11326281
>Throws it into the trash.
I swear you guys are terrible...
>>11326270
One day we're gonna climb the rocky steps together. I can already see the sick montage we'll upload on youtube
>>11326250
>Ayame whips out a notepad and scribbles the measurements on it.
Interesting, interesting. You sound like a bull about to burst at all times! Can I ask another question? Are you hard right now? I want to see your balls of steel in action.
>She leans in to poke Subaru's crotch with her pen.
Hmmm you don't seem to have a package. Do you have a mushroom or a crack?
>>11326294
I'm afraid you wouldn't be a good member for SOX.
>>11326276
Better naive than cynic. One needs hope in troubled times.
...Hm. Well, there is the matter of a host of divine spirits constantly whispering in to my ear and providing guidance, but that does make me sound as sick in the head as I supposedly am in body, yes?
>Her eyes flick off to the side, and she flinches at some unheard berating, before smiling awkwardly at the woman.
I...don't see us parting ways on truly friendly terms. Perhaps I should simply wish you a good day, and leave it at this?
>>11326319
>You stop flexing your muscles and start flexing your brain. You've never heard of a youtube before.
>>11326350
Do what you want. I'll deal with you whenver you start to annoy me. And If stating things as I see it makes me a cynic then so be it because I'm not going to change if some outlander points it out, least of all a weakling
>Somewhat glad this coversation was over, she walks towards the ''sick spirit'' and brushes her aside, her eyes focussed on a patch of dirt.
>She scoops up a handful of the sandy stuff and smells it, clearly enjoying the scent as is evident by her smile showing the tips of her very modest canine fangs...and her tail wagging. She puts the handful of dirt into a pocket hidden in her jacket and walks further down a path in search of more treasure.
>>11326347
>Subaru covers himself upon being poked down under
Yo-you're taking this joke a little too far. It's one thing to talk about it, but to make sudden advancements is a little weird. I-I don't even know you all too well, so to show you something so embarrassing is...is NOT okay! I'm not going to be doing anything if you do this in front of everyone!
I JUST WANT TO BE LIKED
WHY IS IT SO HARD?
>>11326360
Huuh... Let's say. It can either be... A paradise to your ears, and a fantastic eye-raping machine if you get lost.
I'll show it to you one day.
Back to lurking now.
>jumps into the bushes
>yeah you see her crawling through the bushes
>With it open wiiiiiiide!
>>11326423
I like you Anonymous.
>>11326415
But what's wrong with doing it in front of everyone?! If you do it right now and everyone sees you then you'd be able to brag about your engorged balls. Don't forget about your huge meat stick and the litters of bull-spunk you can shoot out! Think about all the lewdness, the ladies, the songs that will be written about the moment!
>>11326423
We don't hate you, at least there's that.
>>11326423
>Do what I did, host.
>>11326439
>Something is definitely open wide as you watch her crawl through the bushes. You get a spontaneous nosebleed and pass out on the ground again. Good thing there's no ocean around right now.
Post your funniest filename
>>11326514
>>11326514
>>11326250
Is that what he calls children sora mea? I think we found a pervert~
Does our boy want to play doctor with us? Is that it?
1-9 host
0 - shitpost assgore for the entire day
>>11326558
assist
>>11326558
I wouldn't mind 0 desu
>>11326458
I'm thinking about all that stuff alright. After a certain event that happened yesterday, I guess I'm alright with this. Just...don't laugh, okay?
>Subaru finally mans up and takes his bottom off, presenting to her and the entire thread with what they've been dying to see this whole time
And now you...want me to go, right? I don't think I can do that without some help.
>>11326558
host plz
>>11326558
fug
>>11326558
>implying shitposters host
Good joke anon
>>11326514
>>11326586
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kamina
>>11326558
Assist.
>>11326586
It's friendly shitposting, promise.
First 24 or 36, whichever
>>11326616
Fluorette
>>11326616
Araragi Karen
>>11326616
MC Lenny
>>11326616
Hansel and Gretel
>>11326586
>Adachi
>Seth
>Kamina
>Jude
>>11326616
Mayor of Cantown
>>11326616
FYXE
>>11326616
Natsuki Subaru
>>11326616
Marjane Satrapi
>191
>>11326616
Lord Escanor
>>11326616
CN-tan
>>11326616
Giga Guy
>>11326616
Doppelganger Arle
>>11326616
Carlton Banks
>>11326616
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11326616
Velouria
>>11326616
Nepples
>>11326616
Lord Beerus
>>11326616
A snail
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
Someone pick a /co/de for me too, my game is getting there but it isn't quite finished.
>>11326574
>Her eyes come down to see Subaru's goods while she rubs her chin with a pair of fingers.
It's not as good as I thought it'd be but it needs some stimulation. If you're such a bull you should be able to start the engines with your thoughts...unless you truly need help like you just suggested.
>Ayame pokes the goods with a pen and scribbles on her notepad once again.
>>11326616
Milk chan
>>11326671
Die
>>11326616
Agrias Oaks
>>11326616
Renard
>>11326675
NGbIucTF
>>11326691
okay, rin. deal.
>>11326616
Beowulf
>>11326687
I'll probably die rather quickly, we'll see.
>>11326616
Astolfo!
>male
I miss these
>>11326616
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11326616
Reni
>>11326751
I also enjoy it when my IP gets stolen
>>11326616
Captain Luna
>>11326751
>The three most gay people on top
Fuck off Haru
>>11326616
Merryn
>>11326616
The Ref
>>11326764
Someone needs to make a new ava sorter but with current nufags
>>11326788
nigger did you even read what I wrote?
>>11326796
We need a new ava sorter but with current nufags
>>11326542
...
Are there going to be bad things involved? Because when I think of doctors I don't think of good thing.
>>11326676
Kyaaaa~!
>Subaru twitches when the pen pokes his manhood. Her comment about him not being as good as she had hopes diminishes any and all determination Subaru had to do the deed. He makes himself decent and pouts like an anime girl
Yo-you don't get to talk to me like that! If you're so curious then why can't you do what normal people do and watch a video or read? I can't tell you how many times I've had to resort to reading because girls wouldn't tal-- they uh, were too nervous.
6 (Six) more.
>>11326802
No, if you actually read what I typed you're implying that you want the IP of the nufags.
Nobody deserves to be doxxed for just being in HG
>>11326811
>>11325110
The Uber Gang
>>11326811
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11326805
Only if you panic!
>>11326811
Pidge
>>11326818
You can make a new ava sorter without the IP stealing shit, you know?
>>11326811
an average nerd
>>11326841
Do we really need another tool to fuel that pathetic popularity contest?
No we don't, IP stealing or not
>>11326841
Use this instead to rank avas
>>11326832
Wh-what do you mean by "Only if you panic"!? Why would I be panicking in the first place!? Yo-you were going to use them regardless, weren't you?!
Does anyone have a link to the Desuarchive image repost statistics?
>>11326855
stay mad literally who
Still missing two.
>>11326856
>>11326873
I'm a relevantfag and popularity contests are cancer
>>11326869
Maybe~ Playing with you is fun, kid!
You have a name? We should do this more often.
>>11326871
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>11326888
Karen
>>11326873
>You need to be a literally who to see how damaging rate charts are for a community
Lol ok
>>11326888
The Hurting
>>11326769
>Ash not no.1 92 times
>>11326855
Once in a great while would be fine. Nothing wrong with them. Knowing where you stand may also give you an idea on how you do. Ofcourse, this does not work out well here due to popularity being based off the fuckability of your ava more than how you RP them.
>>11326891
>>11326901
Why don't you post this with your avas, since you're so relevant?
Kys hypocrites.
>>11326888
John Egbert
>>11326805
Calm down, calm down I'm not trying to hold a grudge against you. Don't think I lack the brain cells to understand what you were trying to say, Subaru.
>She straightens her back, standing upright and pokes the pen on his nose.
I'm an expert on innuendos, I can see through your words and beyond. And I gotta say that you have a bright future ahead of you, if you can get this thing to work anyway.
>Ayame puts her pen away and slides her notepad inside her bag.
There's only one way to fix your problem...you need to join SOX. Before you answer I have to tell you that we have a couple of horny girls in our group who would be willing to help you with your...little problem.
>>11326889
>Asswhore's games are so shit they're not even ranked
LMAO
Considering there's nobody to swap for, we'll begin shortly.
Oh somebody entered as I'm uploading this nevermind.
Why am I so good?
>>11326940
>>11326933
>>11326940
>You are READY! You could not be happier with your district, except if those stupid kids would go away.
>>11326889
What's the appeal of Craig's games? They seem seriously overrated.
>>11326940
If you're doing swaps
>>11326905
>>11326933
>>11326940
>>11326840
>>11326933
>>11326964
Recency bias
>>11326964
it's silly fun
>>11326955
>>11326965
>>11326966
yeah that's pretty much what I expected.
>>11326940
Time for a second shot at this! Ready whenever you are.
Why do literally whos complain about popularity contests when they pride themselves on being irrelevant?
>>11326939
There's a reason for that.
>>11326964
He's really quite good at writing events, and he's had that consistent excellence across three separate codes, two of which also have a theme/setting.
>>11326965
(Thanks my dude)
>>11326962
>>11326940
Yeah!
Let's kick it up!
Good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmn_9CILtM
>>11326995
The wulf does it for the fans!
AWOO
>>11326895
>>11326871
First 11 aren't legit, Eggman's entry is the single most posted image on /trash/.
And they're off!
Right off the bat our buddy stain shows us how it's done once again, but to be fair it is 2 v 1 v 1. Still, living up to your name man.
Also pretty much all the cute girls are dead, so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-V8htEtAYI
>>11326988
Double standards. Literally whos are the biggest insecurefags, and secondarily the biggest shitposters as well.
>>11327000
>You kick...
>Kick...
>KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKERS!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvJGQ_piwI0
>>11326893
I do have a name, but you'll have to wait until next time to get it! Until then, I won't ever trust you!
>Subaru books it to the nearest opening
>>11326935
>Subaru wipes his nose, knowing full well where that pen has been
So the only way to get me to join your little group is by telling me there are horny girls in it? What kind of man do you take me for? I'm not that one-dimensional you know!
>Subaru turns his back to the girl and starts walking off
I'll give you an answer later. I have to sit on the idea for a bit.
>>11327010
It looks like beerus is slowly gaining on him
i wonder when eggman will lose the top spot
>>11326895
>still not on here
I need to spam filler harder.
>>11327013
>sigh
>>11327037
Take your time, Subaru. Just remember that our girls have two mouths and they're like wolves waiting for a prey, experts to figure out your fetishes right away.
>>11327013
Oh yes, this will do nicely.
>>11327041
>Is there a way to display the posts as a curve?
>>11327058
Suicide pacts amiright? Really bringing back those GOOD memories.
Just like that sex event, GOOOOD memories.
Also uh, we've already hit a bit of a violence drought... So that's good.
At least we have dreams.
>>11327037
And pull your pants back up unless you like being an exhibitionist. I'd clap at your decision if you don't pull them up.
>>11327077
Dammit 'Taker. Let me wrestle.
>>11327077
>You dream...of DEMOCRACY!
>Which isn't really that weird come to think of it, but it's your dream after all.
>>11327077
>Taking a page from her maid, she holds her hands near her ears and points them up to make them seem like horns before popping out of the bush and barking at the three girls
>>11327077
>ponyfucker talking to a doll
bet he was asking to install a fleshlight on it.
>>11327066
Not that i know of
but if you look at the pages for eggman and beerus, you see of the 1st page of eggmans the oldest post is on the 17th, while beeruses is on the 24th, so beerus has posted more.
>>11327077
I do wonder why the real Miss Mokou is so afraid of you.
But look at me, talking to a doll. I must be losing my mind.
Again.
>>11327109
>Good point.
>Derek Bum
Oh man only LE OLDFIGS are gonna get that one! Oh man that's a siiiick reference, Rin...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck5f9LzQmjY
I don't think that's a move that Wulf knows.
Oh well, at least Astolfo is bringing some interesting death to the arena. Thanks, little girl (male).
>Snail
>>11327145
>The child told the man to spoon her, of course she thought that was a innocent way of saying "feed me", but sadly the adults know what this really means
Spoon me, I'm starving.
>>11327145
Listen, I get you're a fan and all, but a wulf can't be with every woman in the pack. Gives me a bad look, you feel me?
>>11327145
>fluorette saving herself for adachi
>>11327145
>You cautiously wave hello to Derek Bum.
>After this, you want nothing to do with Derek Bum.
>>11327145
A young girl like you really should never have entered the arena, much less with a pre-existing injury.
I hope to have helped you at least a little bit. But be careful, will you?
>>11327167
>She looks very confused at what the hell the man's talking about, as her stomach roars, she chooses to find someone else to give her food
>>11326964
The events. But judging from his commentary, he feels the same way.
Come here, my child.
>>11327202
>oh shit, hide your laptops
>>11327184
>Not wanting anything to do with Derek Bum
I don't want anything to do with you assgore but I still put up with you.
But now... I just don't know.
Real talk my favorite part about hosting this code is bullying Rin about every little meme and mistake I find. It's pure Kino.
Also, only one person manages to die unless I'm missing something, and it's the only person doing any killing. WOOOOO
>>11327210
>As I touch you with my finger, I start the Breening proces, curing you of every disease ever
You can thank me later
>>11327212
>So much for justice.
>Now that you think about it, though, shouldn't democracy and justice be working together instead of fighting? What prompted her attack in the first place?
>>11327212
Okay, okay here's a good one.
What do you call a yellow sponge under water?
>>11327230
HOW MANY CELL PHONES DOES HE HAVE?!
Ah fuck JR isn't here.. uh...
BAH GAW THE REF'S JOININ THE FIGHT, THIS IS A BONIFIED SLOBBER KNOCKER
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS THE REF HAS BROKEN THEM IN HALF, STOP THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!
...Oh, and stop masturbating. That's weird.
Rin's weird for writing it, but you're weird for doing it.
>>11327284
>The view up here is nice. Too bad about your fear of heights, though. You cling to the tree branch like a scared cat.
>Mayor
>>11327284
I-It's not weird! A girl gets bored and lonely at night you know?