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HG Thread
Hunger Games Thread
Beach Games

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>>11323639
Hueg Succ
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Araragi Karen
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Mitsuki Nase
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Aron
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Lord Beerus
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>>11323639
Gascoigne
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>>11323639
Beowulf
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>>11323639
Mixmaster
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>>11323639
Sliver Queen
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>>11323639
The beach itself
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>>11323580
Good, because I do not intend on becoming part of your diet.

>>11323612
Your way would fatten me up in a month, perhaps less.

>>11323615
>She offers a short, confused wave at the woman as she takes her leave, not entirely sure what to make of the conversation that just transpired. After thinking to herself for a moment, Mitsuki shrugs and returns to her usual activity: reading.
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>>11323639
Jaws
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Ryougi Shiki
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>>11323639
Blank Image
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>>11323639
Pamela Anderson
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>>11323639
Xenomorph Queen
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>>11323639
The totem itself
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>>11323677
No it wouldn't that's why I said you just gotta eat less of the other stuff.
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Machi
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>>11323639
A lonesome grain of sand
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>>11323639
A FUCKING CRAB
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Seth and Gore
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>>11323639
Captain Luna
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>>11323639
A sandcastle
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This looks like fun

CHECK!
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AND WITHOUT FURTHER A DUE!

STARTING!
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>>11323760
>Every move the crab takes, her clothes seem to be threatening to rip, as the crab wore something not her size at all
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>>11323760
PARTY WOOO
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>>11323760
ado
In case that wasn't intentional.
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>>11323750
>>11323760
Why am I not surprised....
Alright! GO GO GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU
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>>11323769
Huzzah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB0Uiq4NTs0
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>>11323760
JOHN CENA WINS LOL!
Stop biting the sand.
Seth and Gore are bullies, smashing up someone's sandcastle.
Damn birds, eating our crabs.
STOP EATING PEOPLE, BEACH!
Sharks don't like water, didn't you know?

>>11323773
Yeah... Totally intentional
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Hueg Succ.............
Araragi Karen...........
Mitsuki Nase.............
Fyxe............
The beach itself.............
Clawdia..............
Ryougi Shiki................
Pamela Anderson..........
Xenomorph Queen..............
Machi.............
Captain Luna...............

>Junko Enoshima
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>>11323786
Can't move
Means I die
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>>11323786
The beach is perving on the sandcastle, that is very lewd.
Gasman rolls alone.
This is one odd hula group...
Don't roll with the beach's Satan.
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>>11323786
I just realized that it was a gay bikini contest... No wonder....

And we look closely to the right we can see a bird eating a crab, nothing unusual, maybe I should call discovery channel, though
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>>11323783
DAMN RIGHT WEIRD.. SMALL.. PONY THING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf5R2ke7ogI

>>11323786
AHH THE SAND IS EATING ME. WHAT IS THIS WCW BS?
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>>11323786
You did not strike me as a nut enthusiast, but I will obtain some for you. Wings make it a simple task after all.

>>11323806
Yes?

>>11323817
I beg your pardon, I could have introduced myself at the festivities.
I am called Luna.
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>>11323810
There's an event where nothing happens.
The totem chooses the winner, and it's always the non-babe.
Damn it Pamela! You should of known this! they taught you this in LifeGuard school.
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>>11323806
U Wot?
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>>11323810
Nah this is the perfect hula group. Well, if Only Seth and Asgore would stop being tsunedere toghether, they're ruining our rythmn

>>11323806
>>Junko Enoshima..............

>Myself

>>11323829
Well... Huh...
I think I'm glad all the judges were gays this time.
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>>11323829
THE CHAMP IS QUEER!
Hey Nase, that's not the diet that person was talking about.
PRISON BREAK!
Tits and a totem, probably putting that totem between the tits.
Oh shut up crab, I've seen your actions.
DAMN IT LUNA SHE WAS ONE OF THE BIG ONES!
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>>11323810
>>11323846
I am still not quite certain how you managed to convince me of this.

>>11323854
But I will gladly exact my revenge! Have at thee!
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>>11323854
Luna's always been jealous of orbs bigger than the moon. I don't blame her... it's pony's nature after all...
>Fucking dies
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>>11323854
Beowulf becomes a pirate and kills our babes, our weird monsters, and he took out sandcastles! and probably named it "Sandbeard's castle"
The Totem doesn't like his babes dying so he kills the babe-killer.
GOREY VS. KAREN CONFIRMED! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Succ X Totem is the new OTP.
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>>11323881
I shall just stay down here. It is less noisy anyway.
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>>11323881
>>11323866
I didn't know you hated fun Luna.... Maybe you're one of those people that comes to the beach and do nothing but read.
But ah. Karma's a bitch I guess.
>laughs from the underworld
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>>11323881
That blank image really hates lewds.
The cat snapped his neck, don't worry it had 9 l- oh wait.
The sandman kills the beach, which I think also killed him... deep.
WELCOME TO WCW THUNDER WERE WE ARE GONNA BOOK THE CHAMP, BEOWULF, TO JOB AGAINST A SINGLE SAND PETTEL!
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>>11323900
Hi
Going to eat you now
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>>11323825
And I AM 287 POUNDS OF FOLDED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL.
But the name is Beowulf. I'm sure you heard of me before.

>>11323881
HEEL TURN BABY!
AWOO!
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>>11323901
I have nothing against fun, but you might understand why sunbathing is not exactly my preferred activity.
And neither is dancing in what barely constitutes clothing.
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>>11323912
Beowulf is such a fucking jobber
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>>11323912
Everyone's getting naked.
Aaaaand I just noticed that this is also a god damn peace slide.
FUCK!

>>11323923
Yeah and you know what....


HE'S FIRED!
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>>11323926
>The crab doesn't seem to mind being naked, going on with her vacation on the beach
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>>11323914
On second thought, the shallows are quite nice as well.

>>11323915
I have heard of someone by that name, but I believe it to be somebody else.
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>>11323937
I'll be waiting for you in the deep water
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>>11323916
Heh, that raises a few philosophical questions really, isn't the moon sunbathing when it's full?
Unless you prefer to stay in the dark? Queen of the night pfft.

...
And wait? Aren't you usually never wearing clothes?

>>11323926
Rooting for the cute tiny grain of sand
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>>11323926
G-G-G-G-GOREY! Y-Y-YOU SEE THIS GOREY? THIS IS TITS, GOREY, IT'S WHAT DR-DRIVES A MAN TO DO L-LOTS OF WEIRD SHIT, GOREY!
Karen shoots at nothing... Odd.
Oh, you fucking traitor.
Brutal!
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>>11323912
>>11323923
NO FAIR. It was in my contract
>Jobs
>Sells
>Needs a new gimmick
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>>11323915
You're also 287 pounds of Furfaggotry
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>>11323955
>>11323956
(Haha!)
(Also don't root for me now, you are clearly cursed!)
>The crab looked around for other smaller crabs, clawing at each single one at the beach as she bites into their tasty small bodies
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>>11323956
FEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!

Oh, so that's your plan, Totem, to ruin the fun of the beach?!
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>>11323960
You just proved that wrestling is fake by losing to a grain of sand, do you know that?
Not that I care but was it in your contract to break the dreams of millions of children?

>>11323956
Karen ruining the fun again...
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>>11323952
Don't worry, I have a bigger boat.

>>11323955
My moon isn't like yours, I suppose, though you would be correct if it meant a simple orb of rock instead of magic.
And yes, I much prefer the night. Why wouldn't I?

As for my attire, there is a difference between not wearing them, or wearing salacious clothes while flaunting your body.
I do generally wear my uniform as well.
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>>11323988
Stupid, gluttonous Karen.
Nase is overcompensating, and now we won't have one of those two girls win.
I hope.
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>>11323980
Is this some kind of reverse psychology trick?
Do you have a death wish.
But well, rooting for the tot- >>11323988
O-oh...
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>>11324002
Karen...
Karen please....
You don't know what you're doing to me.
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>>11324002
All the fun tributes are dead...
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>>11323997
Damn my one weakness
As well exploding oxygen tanks, live wires, grenades in 3D, and strode lights with the front of a boat
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>>11324011
That's... I mean... I... She didn't have clothes, the ocean took them...

I mean I'm not complaining.

Well, you're the winner!
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>>11324020
FILENAME
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>>11324028
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>>11324028
Of cores the crab wins at the beach
Good job Crab
and thanks for hosting
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>>11324034
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>>11324013
Quite the extensive list.

>>11324028
Congratulations, Miss Clawdia.

>>11324034
And thank you for the opportunity.
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>>11324004
>>11324020
(You should of anyway!~)

>>11324028
(Thanks for hosting!)
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>before they run away
>mfw just realized this was suppose to be RAN AWAY
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>>11323991
>>11323962
WRESTLING ISN'T FAKE. AND I'M NOT A FURRY. You're LUCKY I have a match to get ready for. Or I'd show you how real it can get!
Awoo.
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>>11323997
I gotta admit.... I have nothing to reply against that.
But hey! Look how much cash people threw at us for hula dancing!
>She takes out a bag filled with green and gold.
It's a good mean of raising fund if you ask me, you should consider it.

>>11324052
>>11324028
Psst... I was secretely rooting for you.
Glad that you won! Congratulation!

Thanks for the game Cool Vibr-ations
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>>11324066
Weak awoo....
But Goodbyawoo you too!
See ya
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>>11324063
I think "run away" is actually correct here.
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>>11324069
I have taken up piracy, and even I find that to be a dirty way of making a fortune.
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>>11324028
>>11324034
>You've made it just in time to congratulate the winner and thank the host.
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>>11324042
>>11324047
>>11324069
>>11324108
Does this mean that you will all give me blood now?
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>>11324095
So... You don't want your part?
Well, 'kay. I did most of the job anyway
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NGW
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>>11324117
Fine
I'm done eating this person anyways
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helo yes it is i giga guy, the hit Gapbom supastor
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>>11324117
No....
I can give you a can of tomato sauce though, it's close enough I guess.
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>>11324124
Hold on a moment. I did what you asked of me, I deserve my share, wether I enjoyed it or not.

>>11324117
I'm afraid not, no.
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>>11324132
>tomato sauce
you mean KETCHUP
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>>11324117
>The winner appears to be asking everyone else here for blood. You pull out a CONVENIENTLY-LOCATED BLOOD BAG from your pocket and place it in her...claws?
>Hopefully she doesn't poke it open. You don't know where that blood's been.
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>>11324132
Lady Fyxe...
As beautiful as the setting sun...
Every time I see you...
My erection grows STRONGER.
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>>11324141
No, she clearly meant MASHED RED FRUIT COMPOUND
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>>11324129
Yay!
>She happily collects the blood from the man that the shark was eating a bit

>>11324132
What's that?

>>11324136
Awwww...

>>11324150
>She claws the blood bag open, before greedily collecting the blood from it with her claws, pinching down and rising it up to collect it
Yay!~
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>>11324162
>And of course she did.
>A little bit of blood splashes onto your rags from the initial puncture, staining your once-pristine dirty rags a shade of red. You frantically try to wipe it away, so as not to attract vampires. You ran out of garlic last week, and you've been wary ever since.
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>>11324136
Heh. Can't resist the call of the greens after all.
Alright huh. Well, considering The fursuiter, Seth and Asgore left without asking...
You get 50% Which means...
>She puts $124.5 on Luna's hooves
Quite the rich beach yeah.

>>11324141
No, I meant Tomato sauce. I won't give Claudia some cheap fastfood stuff...
Mhh, I think I'll give her a tomato soup in fact

>>11324154
I feel like you're only saying this because Suz isn't here to please you guys anymore.

>>11324162
>She takes out a beautiful can of Campbell's Tomato soup!
It's like blood! But it's tastier (not that I know what blood tastes like ofc) and doesn't hurt anymore.
You shouldn't miss it!
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>>11324205
Paper money?
Hmm, I can't make good use of that during my travels. But I suppose I could always buy something of material worth with it.
I wonder if there are any jewelers in the vicinity.
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>>11324199
>Her eyes meet with the mayor's stained rag, before she tackles the mayor to pin to the floor with her legs, as she carefully uses her claws to try to pinch the stained blood out
Mine! Mine!

>>11324205
...Aaaah!
>She says as she opens her mouth, clearly offering the fox to put the ketchup bottle in her mouth
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>>11324205
Are you implying that you play second fiddle to Suz?
Nonsense, I am deeply insulted that you think that way.

You were always the only one for me, lady Fyxe.
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>>11324235
>OH JESUS CHRIST SHE'S A VAMPIRE! HOW DIDN'T YOU REALIZE THIS BEFORE?! YOU ONLY STRENGTHENED HER POWER WITH THE BLOOD BAG, YOU FOOL!
>Your limbs flail pathetically as she pins you to the ground and strikes at your chest. Your garlic supply gone, you have to resort to more subversive methods to getting rid of her, starting with you grabbing your KNOCK-OFF CRUCIFIX out of your pocket and shakily holding it up to her face. If the lore is correct, she should shrivel up and die or something, or maybe turn to ash. You didn't look too far past the "getting rid of" part of the vampire hunting book you read.
>Ave Maria, help a poor bastard.
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>>11324267
bigger.
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>>11324232
I know where a sunken ship is
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new game when
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>>11324263
>She looks confused, looking at the cross, leaning her head close to it before giving it a sniff, before looking at the mayor
What's this?
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>>11324235
Ah? *
Huh...
Alright, wait a moment.
>She takes out a swiss army knife and... smashes the can with the blade instead of using the can opener...
>Once it's properly cribbled with holes, she pours it inside the eldritch girl's maw.
So? How do you like it?

>>11324232
Hmmm... Probably not. Well you could probably buy some shitty overpriced souvenirs... And sell them back to guillible ponies.
Just pretend that this
>she takes out a fridge magnet with a picture of the beach
magnet is actually an ancient relic from a faraway land! I'll sell it to you for $30!

>>11324247
Oh well, I thought because her fans were always so poetic like you just did.
... Thank you then.
Just call me Fyxe though
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>THEY'VE SILENCED BIG BEN FOR 4 YEARS
WHY
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>>11324303
THEY'RE
BREAKING
BENJAMIN
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>>11324292
>At the first IT seemed she didn't mind it, before then spitting it down, and crouching doen, as the rest of the ketchup is poured on her now that she moved lower
That wasn't like blood at all!

>She said before looking up at the fox, pouting at her
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>>11324292
A-am I truly allowed to call someone as magnificent as you by your name, so casually?
B-but if you wish so, lad-...I mean, Fyxe, so be it.

I am humbled.
>the anon kneels on the ground and takes a deep bow
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>>11324287
>What is this? She doesn't seemed phased by the presence of Christ at all! Perhaps the holiness needs to be a bit more forceful? That's got to be it!
>You bonk her on the forehead with the cross. Even if the passion of Christ doesn't work, you can probably leave a nasty bruise by hitting her hard enough.
>>
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>>11324334
Is that an asshole, or a fucking tumor?
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>>11324334
> what is this and why is it on my hunger games simulator thread on a 4chan furry board
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>>11324326
>She squirms and whimpers as he mayor bonks her head hard, letting her spill a little tear before looking down on him
W-why'd you do that? I-I just wanted the blood that was on your clothes...
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>>11324317
What?! Of course it's blood! It's tomato's blood! It's actually way better than animal or human bloo-
>A devilish smile appears on her face.
Ahem alright... What about... This kind of blood then?
>She takes out a crab extra can, the same one from Tintin https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/65/44/8365447a1d3923a2de82ba681c74f64c--les-aventures-the-crab.jpg

>>11324319
Heh.
HEY!
Stand up! You know, when I bragged about being a queen and all... It was a metaphor. I'd rather have a casual chat with you while sipping a beer rather than... this...
Keep that stuff for your boss anon...
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>>11324348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo
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HOSHI!
ARE WE DOING IT, NOW, RIGHT HERE?!
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>>11324352
>Oh. She did want blood, but not your blood; just the blood from the bloodbag stain. That makes more sense now since she never actually tried to hurt you. And now you have a little girl's blood on your hands from smacking her with Jesus. You briefly wonder how the big man upstairs thinks about that.
>You feel a tear drip from the girl's face onto yours as she continues to pin you down. You're in big trouble now. Maybe you can appease her by just letting her have the bloodstain after all.
>Yeah, that seems like a good compromise. You shove the crucifix back onto your closet of a pocket and wait.
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>>11324420
Okay, what is this even supposed to be?
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>>11324385
>the man slowly raises his head
Boss? Master? I never had one. I only had myself through my entire life. Always alone, on the path.
Until I saw you, la-...Fyxe. Your beautiful fur glowing brightly under the sun, your dignified paws moving with pride...everything about you is perfect.
You are my only superior, my only master.
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>>11324263
>>11324326
>>11324424
The BEST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AZ5XZHIDh0
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>>/b/743878181
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>>11324437
Not sure but...
It looks like some of the enemies if the Evangelion movie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9CsaegUMAAE5s9.jpg
>>
How do we make HG more well-known?
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>>11324028
>>11324034
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to the crab!
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>>11324469
We don't, let it die
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>>11324464
Basically, yeah.
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>>11324470
I will make it my life's mission to actually find out where you live, break into your home, and fucking strangle you until your throat breaks.

Then we will see if you're gonna talk like a retard, you bitch.
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>>11324385
>She looks up at it, timidly opening her mouth again, trusting the fox once more
Aaaah!

>>11324424
>She nodded before laying down on the mayor, looking close at the blood stain, moving her claw to collect it, sadly Clawdia's not a gentle soul, as she nears to pinch the blood off the rags, she pinched too deep and managed to cut the skin of the mayor
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>>11324471
Fuck off.
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>>11324470
Nice nails
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>>11324448
Oh geez...
Welp, I suppose it's useless to tell you that I don't need servant, you're probably one of those stalking invisible men.
Mhh, at least you know your way around words, I'll use you as a ghostwriter once I finally decide to become a novelist.
Ahem...
Go fetch me a beer, maybe? Please.

>>11324496
>She pours the bloody crab soup into clawdia's mouth and awaits again.
So?
>>
SOMEBODY FUCKIN HOST NIGGA
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>>11324451
>You *would* inject about how the girl is not really a vampire and how you also did not kill her, but once you see who's speaking, you accept that you're a master VAMPIRE KILLER without further thought, destined to rid the world of the fanged ones with an insatiable lust for blood.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjazC45Qkww

>>11324496
>DECEIVED! TRICKED! BAMBOOZLED! She used her tears as an emotional distraction to move in and go for the kill! You're an even bigger fool now, and one whose life is now on the line!
>Acting on your instinct as the VAMPIRE KILLER, you kick her off, scramble to your feet, and procure a WOODEN STAKE out of your closetpocket. Her heart's somewhere in that chest of hers, and you'll keep stabbing until you find it if you have to.
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>>11324507
No.
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HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
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>>11324515
>inject
*interject
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HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
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>>11324506
>This time she joyfully eats the meal, chewing on it before swallowing it and giving out a joyed noise, before smiling at the fox
That's much more like blood, thanks!

>>11324515
>She suddenly gets kicked off, before standing up, she was gonna run, but she seems to be glowing a bit, before she twirls her claws, spinning around in a circle and suddenly summoning a purple portal with strange symbols, as the crab finishes her strange dance, she looked at her craft with an overjoyed smile
Yay! Finally got enough blood! Finally I don't have to run so far anymore!
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>>11324506
>the man almost instantly jumps up and runs away as fast as lightning
>he shortly returns with what his master
ordered
YES, MY QUEEN.
As you have ordered, I have picked out a beer, fresh and cold
I now present this alcoholic beverage to you, as your humble servant
>the man carefully hands you the beer
I am honored to be serving you, Fyxe!
I am not worthy of you, and my eyes are not worthy of seeing your beautiful body
If you so wish, I will even gouge my eyes out!
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HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
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>>11324551
You're welcome Clawdia! And... Don't thank me for triggering the Mayor too, I know how to push his buttons.
Have a happy meal

>>11324515
Why are you so cool Mayor?
I wish I could be like you. Well, you, with my appearance, and not mute, but still you
I only know how to make jokes and driving shitboxes....

I'll never be a gnome or a vampire killer.
>She gives him the two cans she used to feed Clawdia. A rare replica of the crab can in Tintin and the Andy Warhol's campbell tomato soup
For you!
>>
>>
fuckin host holy shit
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fuckino hosto bosto holyo shito
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>>11324568
Thank...
And no! NO! Why would you gouge your cute eyes. Well... I can't really see them, but if I was wearing those famous glasses that can see invisible things, I'm sure I would find them cute.
>She opens it up and begins to drink, legs crossed, above the knees fuck-me boots in full display.
Oh by the way.
>She takes the beer out of her mouth
Do you want some as well? And I need to find you a name too... I'd call you servant-kun, but I remembered I wasn't japanese.
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>>11324551
>Strange. You don't remember vampires having the ability to summon portals. Is this how they transform into bats? It must be, as what other purpose would the portals serve? You're about to find out.

>>11324580
>You clink the two cans together and immediately sent them up as a new chapter of the Cantown Bank, located right next to the Stock Exchange. Investors have been clamoring for it for months now, and you're glad to finally appease them.
>Even as you construct the addition, though, you're thinking about how discouraged Fyxe is about being a good vampire hunter. This gives you an idea.
>As you return from Cantown to Fyxe, you're holding your own personal volume of "VAMPIRE-KILLING 101," which you struggle to hold up to her. Not only are you short and already have trouble reaching upwards, but the damn thing is probably 700 pages. Vampires are serious business, and their books are heavy as hell.
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>>11324603
IT'S TIME TO BATTLE
MORE RO-BATTLE
TILL YOU DROP!
>>
host dumb cunts
>>
hosto bosto dumbo cuntso
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>>11324580
>she gives the fox a hug, wrapping her claws around her before pulling away
Thanks again!

>>11324628
>She stares at it for a long time, before suddenly turning to the mayor and walking very close to him, leaning her head to his ear and whispering
Kill me.
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>>11324651
Later
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>>11324623
Ah, you are free to call me whatever you wish.
And...do I want some beer...you mean...out of the same bottle that you were drinking out of?!
N-no...I wouldn't dare...your lips were already on there...your beautiful lips...it-it would be like I was kissing you!

N-no! I am not worthy of such an honor
>the anon begins to blush and pant uncontrollably
I-I am unworthy...
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>>11324663
(Is that a team JOJO REFERENCE?)
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I just want tourney anon to update the god damn list.
Where are you man?
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>>11324641
P I J A
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>>11324684
Karen killed him again
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>>11324651
>Well, she doesn't have to tell you twice. You stake the vampire right in her heart on your first stab.
>They can call you Can Helsing for that.
>>
Jesus the threads deader than tourneyanon.
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test
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>>11324628
O-Oh! Thank you Mayor! You're the best!
>She gives him a kiss on the cheeks, and grabs the book.
Alright let's see...
>She opens a random page, it's the 36th chapter named, Modern vampire
"... Vampire used to be classy and fearsome creatures. Noble men dwelling in the shadows of their remote manor, sipping a tea while reading the great works from aeons ago.
Today, they hang out on the back seat of highschool's classes, are vegetarians pretty boys and immune to the sun.
Be careful however, are many girls are fond of this new breed of vampire and will be quick to jump at your throat if you dare touching them..."
Hmm, interesting.
They also say I need a whip to be a proper VAMPIRE KILLER.
I'll ask FP! I know she has a lot of stuff like that in her basement!

>>11324651
>Waves the cute eldritch crab goodbye
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>>11324675
What is this and why do I want to fuck it?
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>>11324721
You'd fuck anything with a hole anon
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>>11324702
GOD DAMN IT
WHEN WILL SHE BE STOPPED?
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>>11324721
Because robots are hot as fuck.

>Captcha: faget sex shop
>holy shit
>>
>>11324715
>You would say something, but the kiss on your cheek caused you to faint right then and there.
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>>11324668
If you truly want to be my Servant, you need to learn how to chill Snoopy (yeah, I'm gonna call you Snoopy)
I mean... Yeah, maybe it will be a kiss. What's the big deal? I don't really care and I know you'll like it
>She leans back on the couch.
I suppose I'll need to find you a bed too, Snoopy.
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>>11324706
>She dies right after, before falling hard on her back, the portal sparks up and then the same crab girl pops out of it
Tadah! It worked!
>She says before running ear her corpse, pinching the claw of the dead one and pulling it up to see
Same claw
>She pulls the head up
Same face
>She pulls the skirt up
And same pants! Yep it's me!
>She says before letting go and turnning around to face the mayor, smiling at her murderer before she steps close to him
Thanks for killing me!
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>>11324726
If it has a nice ass and walks on two legs, of course I would.

>>11324742
True that. Do you have any aeromorphs?
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>>11324747
...
Did he... Just faint?
Hmm...
I suppose kisses are vampire killer's biggest weakness. I wonder if the book talks about this.
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>>11324752
Y-yes. I suppose you are right, I need to calm my nerves.
>the anon takes a deep breath
And thank you for choosing my name. I am more than honored.
Now, as for my bed...I would be satisfied with just sleeping on the floor. Anything you wish, my queen.
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>>11324765
Nudge him in the water
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>>11324760
Uhhh...sure?
>>
what the fuck is this thread holy fucking christ i'm cringing inside of my body
>>
>>11324754
>Oh God.
>They multiply.
>The book said nothing about this.
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>You drive the stake into her heart again, crossing your fingers this time for good luck.

>>11324765
>You're still out cold. *Really* out cold. Fyxe could give you a free trip to Disney World with her and you'd might not wake up.

I'll be back in 10-15 minutes.
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>>11324806
You don't know what real cringe is, kid.
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>>11324783
.... Nah. Stop disrespecting yourself like that. Were you abused in your childhood or what?
You'll sleep... You'll sleep.
On the couch!
Yep! It's perfect for you! Heh it kinda smell of beer and... other stuff, but you'll get used to it!

>>11324798
The Mayor? Do you think it will wake up?
Hmm why not...>>11324747
>Grabs the mayor and shoves it into the ocean
Wakey wakey!
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>>11324800
Anything else? I'm into pregnancy but not where it looks inflated like that.
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>>11324820
>i'm into pregnancy
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>>11324816
Ah...
>sniff sniff
That scent...I can smell your scent on this couch, Fyxe.
It smells...like heaven...
Am I...really allowed to sleep here?
It sounds too good to be true...
>>
>>11324820
I got cute kitter stuff.
Not any plane stuff though, bit too out there for me.
>>
>>11324828
Impregnation via mating press is the ultimate fetish, anon.
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>>11324841
The fuck does that even MEAN
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>>11324832
Yeah you can! Just dont sleep there when I'm watching T.V or on friday nights and you're good!
So yeah, huh, welcome Snoopy.
You know I've never had servants before so I don't know what to ask you. Just don't cause any trouble and you're good.
Try to avoid the ghosts in the basement also.
>>
>>11324846
>he doesn't know what the best position is
Google "mating press" and it will all be clear to you.
May the light illuminate your path
>>
>>11324852
>the servant jumps on the couch and hugs it tightly
Yes, understood, my queen.
I will cause no trouble for you.
>he continues the sniff the couch deeply
Ahh...I will engrave this scent into my mind...forever.
>he suddenly raises his head
Ah, and if those basement ghosts ever cause trouble for you, let me know!
I will protect you to the death!
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>>11324881
Holy shit kill yourself already Ramsay
>>
>>11324881
Imagine being this autistic
>>
>>11324816
>You're suddenly shoved into the ocean. This change of atmosphere doesn't wake you up.
>In fact, it makes you start to drown, since in an absolute surprise to no one except Fyxe, you're breathing in water at a rapid rate. You'll be dead soon unless something happens.
>>
New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like a horse.
>>
>>11324889
>>11324909
>All these thirsty /v/irgins who will never be allowed to sleep on Fyxe's couch
Lmaoing at your lives
>>
>>11324810
>She dies again, and another girl pops out of the portal
Hey! Why'd you do that? I don't want to di- oh wait I did tell you to kill me once... well stop!
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>>11324920
Drink mercury Ramsay
>>
i want to die more and more every single day
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>>11324881
Hmm... You're welcome.
And well, if you believe you're able to go full ghostbusters on them, feel free to do so. You might want to buy a new vacuum though, mine is kinda shitty.
Alright Snoopy, time for me to go, don't stain the couch, alright? Bye!

>>11324910
Sounds like he's making some breathin exercise underwater.
Must be some vampire killer special training.
Good luck Mayor! I believe in you!
>She leaves, oblivious
>>
>>11324921
>They just keep coming! This is utter insanity! There is no end to this madness but death itself, the sweet salvation!
>You dive into the portal yourself without a second thought. What lies beyond is up for Clawdia to interpret.
>>
>>11324925
I got that reference
>>
>>11324945
What reference?
>>
>>11324930
Understood, my master.
I shall wait for you patiently.
>>
Wanna hear a joke?


Rigginsmania.
HEYYO.
>>
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NGW?
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>>11324936
>The mayor goes right through, revealing... that it's not really a portal, as the mayor hits the floor due to diving, the crab girl walked to see what was the matter
Are you okay?
>>
cold like minnesota
>>
HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
>>
>>11324958
What's that robot source?
>>
>>11324953
Look up mercury on the periodic table
>>
>>11324960
When you host it, cunt
>>
>>11324967
It doesn't have a name, but I know who made it. it's a Japman.
https://e621.net/post/show/766703/2015-big_breasts-blush-breasts-censored-cum-cum_in
>>
>>11324966
BAZINGA
>>
>10+ people complaining that there's no host
>not a single one steps up and hosts
It's your own fault.
>>
>>11324981
Thank you
>>
>>11324930
>As expected, you drown.
>Once you respawn, you're back on dry land, with Fyxe nowhere to be seen. You hope she enjoys the book.

>>11324963
>You literally dive right through it, crashing to the ground on the other side. Genius.
>The vampire's asking if you're okay. Not want to give her any advantage, you don't tell her your current condition (even though everything hurts) and just wave a hand at her.
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>>11325002
>hands a cookie
>>
HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
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Who wants a game? I can show you that thing I've been working on.
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>>11325002
>She looks at the hand being waves at her, before she waves her claw at the downed mayor
Alright, thanks again, I'm gonna leave now!
>She says before suddenly turning and running away, leaving the mayor alone, with only her portal to remind him
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Wanna hear another joke?


Adachi.
BADA BING, BADA BOOM
>>
HOSTO BOSTO NIGGA
>>
>>11325028
Do it nigger
>>
>>11325028
Fuck no.
>>
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>>11325028
Thank god, finally.
>>
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>>11325028
I could go for a match while I'm working.
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>>11325028
do it
>>
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>>11324280
And I suppose you would enjoy some sort of compensation for more detailed information on its whereabouts. Given that, outside of the arena, you have as much prospect of eating me as a shark has at eating the moon.

>>11324292
Trust me when I say this my friend, I am able to discern valuable items from drivel. I am both royalty and a pirate, after all.
>>
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>>11325040
>>11325042
>>11325054
>>11325058
Okay, new thread?
>>
>>11325073
yeah
>>
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>>11325073
I don't care either way, just make it fast.
>>
>>11325073
ye
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>>11325090
>>11325090
>>11325090
my op image will melt your brain forever
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