HG/Hunger Games Thread

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>>11321103
You invaded my mind as I slept, so I assumed you were as such, A demon trying to consume my heroic essence. But you claim it wasn't and that it was probably a dream. In which I heed your reasoning, I must take my leave now though I can't stay for too long in one place a Hero has to be on the move. Goodbye

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>>11321120
>He stands up and screws the lid back on the jar, having not even tried any of its contents, and raises a hand to the girl. He readjusts her leg in the air directly after the kick, having it point higher and at a slightly different angle. Tapping her ankle, he points outward.
You're sloppy. Take some classes or something. You wanna aim for the head, and swing to really do some damage. You're not fighting wooden boards out there. You throw a kick like this and it doesn't hit hard? You've left yourself wide open and you're almost definitely gonna die in a real fight.
>After driving the point home, he releases her foot and turns his back, raising a hand over his shoulder.
I've got other things to do. Being a symbol of "justice" really isn't on my bucket list. Just remember what I told you about heroes and villains. And keep training. I've got places to be.
>(Damn kids.. I don't even have the heart to tell her how it is. Here's hoping she gives this phase up before I end up having to actually kill her.)

>>11321160
>Those thighs

YOU DONT CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL

ʰᶦ

>>11321196
hi

>>11321196
did you say something

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>>11321127
THE ENVIRONMENT IS ENTIRELY EXPLORABLE

>Todd Howard

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>>11321160
Invaded your mind as you slept? That's a strange way to say "I had a nightmare." Although...if the figure from your nightmares suddenly shook you awake, I suppose that'd be fair reason to be alarmed...
>Ezreal's voice trailed off, pondering as to how he appeared in the nightmares of some random girl. "Eh, stranger things have happened. A day where nothing weird happens would be the weirdest day of all."
Okay, I'm starting to understand a little better. Cya later, Hero. Keep doing heroic things, we all appreciate you for it.

>>11321201
>ʷᵃᵛᵉˢ
>>11321202
ᴺᵒ⋅⋅⋅

>>11321196
YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP

TRUTH IS I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN I WANTED TO
THERES NO POINT IN TRYING TO PRE TEND

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>>11321129
Oh so... You're doing all of this while breaking the law? I wonder why you're standing right in front of an ally of Justice... Either way I can tell you're not a bad guy with just looking at you.
>Her narrow, like a tiger looking at their prey when he mentions she has been watching a lot of sentai shows.
Sentai shows are the future of entertainment. They inspire kids, adults and allies of Justice to keep going with their good deeds. For this very reason I know that super villains exist..! Yes.. Because the Sentai shows can help villains to come up with ideas.

>>11321136
>I know you won't care even if I say this because most likely I've never talked with you and I won't know if the people who I'm talking with are you. But if you see me you can come and talk to me, I don't like seeing people sad and everyone needs someone to talk with. We know, everyone has their own problems but this is why we need to talk with each other so we can help others and ourselves to move forward. Just be yourself. That's all I have to say about it.

>>11321173
>Karen keeps herself cool while he holds her leg up high, as straight as it can be. It wasn't hard for her to not lose her balance either and when he releases her foot, Karen stays on the same position as if he was still holding her foot.
Bah but I always keep training in the dojo and my teacher tells me I'm one of his best students... Either way, I'll see you later, Garou. Maybe one of those days you'll become an ally of Justice like me.

I WANT YOU TO WANT ME

>>11321228
OOOOH I WANT YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED YOU

>>11321221
ˢᴼᴿᴿʸ! ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴵˢ ᴬˢ ᴸᴼᵁᴰ ᴬˢ ᴵ ᴳᴱᵀ!

>>11321233
OOOH I'D DIE TO FIND OUTTT

>>11321204
GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS GAME TODD

>>11321238
OOH I WANT YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED YOU

>>11321238
WHO KEEPS SHITPOSTING MY WAIFU

>>11321226
You're cool Karen, don't worry
I'm just fucking stressing out all the time, my parents constantly try to be as a part of my life as they can and at the same time shamed me for every life decision I've made since I was 14.
It just really gets to you at one point, the constant guilt tripping they do just starts hurting

>>11321237
Sup Fluttershy.

>>11321258
>ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ? ᶠᵁᶜᴷ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴼᶠ ʸᴼᵁ⋅ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈᵒᶰᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ˢʰᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈˢ⋅ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵘᶰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶰ ᵉᵛᵉᶰᵗ ᵗᵒᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵒᵛᵉ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵇᶦᶰ ᵏᶦᶜᵏˢ ᶫᵉᵍ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒ, ᴵ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵃᵐᶰ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉᶫᶫ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶰᵒʷ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᶰᵗᶦʳᵉ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉᵗ ᶦˢ ᵛᶦᶜᵗᶦᵐ ᵇᶫᵃᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ, ˢᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ "ᵒʰ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵘᶫᵗ ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵈᵛᵃᶰᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ" ᵒʳ "ʰᵃʰᵃ ᵘᵐᵃᵈᵇʳᵒ?" ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᶦˢ⋅ ᴵ ᑫᵘᶦᵗ⋅ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ⋅

ᴷᵃʳᵉn..................................

>ᴶᵘnᵏᵒ

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>Tfw I wanna sleep but keep getting new ideas for Avas I wanna play.
>It's actually keeping me up.
How do I fucking turn it off? Is this how Red feels?

>>11321311
I have the same thing but with thinking about possible interactions. Pointless in a place like this where your interactions are based on who the sim puts you up with but whatever.

>>11321325
Just make a greeting post

>>11321341
>makes a greeting post
>you like this

The specific person I think about probably wouldn't reply anyway.

>>11321346
Post at them when you see them

>>11321351
Seems autistic.

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>>11321346
>replies to this

>>11321358
>Seems autistic
To an autistic person maybe. If they want to talk with you, congrats, you've got that interaction you wanted going. If not, too bad. At least you know now.

fucking hell

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>>11321127
>Guitar strums in the background from seemingly out of nowhere

yuno please host

yuno plz love me

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>>11321388

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>>11321388
Bard! Play me the song "If She Ain't Got Her Bones On The Outside, She Ain't Worth My Time!"

Ass, titties. Ass and titties.

>>11321405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

rack city bitch

>>11321414
SNAP CITY BITCH

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>>11321388
Rather fancy tunes you got there. Back in my day I used to play the clinkerophone, ladies always fall for my great playing! Even though they actually just fainted because of the incredible scratchy sound it always made.

i dream of a day where we get a sonic rush 3

>Tfw the latest version of the roll chart wasn't done by Inkling but by some random Anon.
Was it autism?

>>11321388
>Someone hiding from plain sights starts playing another instrument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awtWSj_qTkE

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If you could get Inkling to put anyone on the roll chart, who would it be?

>>11321433
Autistic enough that Ramsay wanted to get removed from it

>>11321441
Ochako

Hello my name is Elias Samson

I said my name is Elias Samson

IT'S YA BOY ____

>>11321449
Karen is already on the chart though.

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>>11321395
>Takes a bullet to the shoulder, knocking the man back for a moment before he whips out a magnum and shoots you twice in the gut

>>11321400
>>11321428
>Before anybody else could get a word in the mysterious man disappears from sight almost instantly, but something tells you that you haven't seen the last of this strange man.

>>11321441
a pair of nailclippers

>>11321458
SLENDERMAN

>>11321442
what was the chart

>>11321458
GUZMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho

>>11321461
I'm talking about Ochako

>>11321473
Yeah I know, And Karen is already on there, why would you want doubles?

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>>11321462
Something also tells me he didn't play the frickin' song I requested...
>The skeleton fumes, convinced that the mysterious teleporting stranger toting a magnum was a bard because of that one guitar strum.
Oh, there'll be hell to pay for this.

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>>11321450
His name was shortened so it's just, "Elias" now.

>>11321476
redongo bongo

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>>11321462
OW FREAKING SHITTE WHAT TEH FUCK
*falls back into the litho realm to heal his griveious wounds*
*sips coffee as he ominiously fades out*
heh...........

>>11321441
Is there anyone relevant enough that isn't already on it?

>>11321485
Well there's Eddy, he's been here for about a month or so.

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who built it better

dumb greeks??? or....

>>11321485
JAWS

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the superior americans?

>>11321480
but thats not as good its too short now

>>11321490
>>11321494
Do it.

>>11321503
Aren't you supposed to talk to Inkling if you want someone on the chart?

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>>11321502
I don't understand why they always do that once somebody gets popular.

>>11321503
remove karen add jaws
remove baren add paws
remove marin add maws
recoe staring adad traws
remc ove carijn ad madqwi r
fokj fj f irsjf're
ff oeEF
ELFKF KEKk

>>11321497
the greeks
at least we know the greek one wasn't made in china

>>11321492
That's in a Serious Sam level that one time, so I'll have to go with this one. Just trust me. It's in a Serious Sam level.

>>11321490
Eddy is already on the chart with a different ava

>He doesn't own the King Knight amiibo

>>11321520
Eddy is tupac?

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>>11321522

> thingy but this Justice mumbo-jumbo dambo trango needs to stay on at all times

What the actual fuck am I reading?

>captcha: Mexico
kek

>>11321520
Who? Is Parker on there?

>>11321527
redongo bongo?

>>11321527
Karen needs to go away
Ask to ERP about how they did it

>>11321527
She wants to have fun, leave her be

>>11321625
>HG
>FUN
>HOBBIES
>FUN
>THINGS SOMEONE SPENDS THEIR FREE TIME DOING ON THE INTERNET
>NOT AT LEAST PERSONALLY ENTERTAINING TO THE INDIVIDUAL

HOLD YOUR HORSES PARTNER, THAT HAS TO COME THROUGH ME FIRST. IF IT AIN'T DRAMA THEN IT'S CANCER

but i like karen
im redongo bongo!

Tourney anon
Where art thou?

I miss you

>>11321656
HG Tourney fags need to leave.

>>11321656
He's gone because Karen managed to return to the top then

>>11321656
prom

Someone should make a list of all the newfags as of recently

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>>11321661
I bet you're fun at parties

>>11321661
No fun allowed, eh?

>>11321670
>"newfags"
you mean returning oldfags

>>11321681
Not all of them are oldfags really.

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>>11321670
This is what happens when we try do that. It's only worth it trying to catch anyone relevant.

>>11321687
new one when?

>you will never redongo Karen's bongos

>>11321698
>she will never thankaranya you for hostoing her bostos

>>11321698
>>11321706
>ywn never give her the best workout she can ask for

>>11321696
Have any new people joined since it was made?

this is advanced deadness

>>11321724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YgIgXzB8yg

>>11321687
>no Jaws

>>11321729
>Jaws

>>11321729
His name is Bruce, damn it.

>>11321716
Quite a few, but it's hard to know for sure with secret avas and all that.

>>11321767
Ask them/list them anyway. Better than just assuming and making >>11321687

Men Inside Engraving: I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK
Women Inside Engraving: I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART

>>11321778
Only nufags care about this relevancy shit

>>11321806
Please kill yourself.

>>11321811
i did nothing wrong

>>11321809
I'm not new, I've been here for about three months.

Who are the worst recent ava's?

>>11321832
Still Soviet

>>11321832
Redongo bongo

>>11321826
Nufags = 2017fags

>>11321832
Craig before secret ava weekend - good
Craig after secret ava weekend - bad

>>11321832
The filler-spamming shark

>>11321854
kys

>>11321854
P sure the sharks are different people, they've been talking to each other.

>>11321852
It's weird, he still typed a lot as Craig but when he's Ezreal people flip their shit.

>>11321873
Immersion

>>11321873
HG doesn't like meat shields

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>>11321873
ezreal is trash

>>11321864
>what is samefagging

>>11321946
Not every conversation is two people samefagging. Unless you're me.

>>11321953
>two people
>samefagging
i don't think you understand what samefagging is

>>11321958
Nah, I just got two thoughts mixed up.
Not every conversation between to people is actually one guy samefaggin.

Better?

god gave me fast legs, fast enough to score second place at the cross-country carnival within my year group back in 2015
yet he also gave me asthma

how cruel

Law and Order SVU episode on HG like they did on gamergate when

>>11321968
ESL

>>11321968
Kill yourself Karen

>>11321981
>>11321989
Dumbfucks, both of you.

>>11321999
stop samefaggin

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>>11321977
>It's PRIME TIME bitch

It would be better than civ 5 with the brave new world expansion pack.

>>11322018
>civ5
killo yourselfo karen

>>11322018
We'll winscreen up once we rape junko

>>11322029
>he unironically doesn't get the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ygKd5oxoSU

>>11321546
How do you do, fellow kids?

>>11322070
>>11322037
sugoi mislink des

>>11322037
This makes me uncomfortable.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"
Contestant: "The penis"
SH: "A WUH... HUH??"
>audience erupts into laughter
>Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself
>laughter gets even louder
SH: O lordy...
>one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard
SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP
>the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls
>the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself
SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...
>the board shows 100 for "penis"
>Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

>>11322221
i love that show

>>11322221
Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she cums. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

>>11322241
I love you

>>11322331
I doubt that, love is a strong emotion and shouldn't be underestimated

>>11322337
People think they really love someone until they really loved someone.

>>11322313
Shut the fuck up Bolin

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>>11322313
>>>/s4s/

>Despacito starts playing on a public place
>Try hard to resist dancing to
aaaaaaa

When was the last game?

>>11322364
What's a geem anon?

if we can somehow get 24 ill host

>>11322453
Make that entry post then

everyone left to hga and didnt tell me
fucking fags

>>11322481
Link?

>>11322490
Blake?

>>11322537
Link?

>>11322552
Blake?

New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like a horse.

>>11322616
Link?

>>11322630
Blake?

>>11322633
Link?

>>11322628
Can confirm.
My asshole still hurts.

gooby

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(Good morning, HG.)

>>11322734
I love you

WE

>>11322752
are dead

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>>11322748
I love myself too. Anything else you'd like to mention while you have my attention for these few valuable seconds?

>>11322778
>Suck punches in the gut

>>11322778
Will you marry me?

>>11322734
Sup.

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>>11322788
>She takes the punch like a champ, barely wincing as your fist slams against her abdomen but seems to leave almost no trace once you pull back.
Is that all you got? I've fought plants that hit harder than you.

>>11322792
No.

>>11322800
I've never, in all my life, had anyone ask me what was up. There's usually more class involved in conversations of the caliber I'm used to having.
But, I guess I am fine.

>>11322778
>licks your lolli

>>11322841
Yeah well, if you're gonna be a bitch about it I'm not gonna ask again.

>>11322841
P-please..
Be my wife...
At least once every week!

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>>11322865
That's absolutely disgusting.
>She drops the candy on the floor as soon as the other's tongue makes contact with it. With a nauseated look on her face, Mitsuki pulls a new one from her bag, pulls the wrapper off, and pops it into her mouth.

>>11322867
A-Ah, I didn't mean to come off as rude. It was unexpected, is all. How are you?

>>11322882
What's in it for me?

>>11322904
what the fuck, I wanted to eat that

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>>11322841
You fight plants?

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Finally The Wulf has come BACK to the hunger games

>>11322904
I'm ok. Just had lunch, it was nice enough.

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>>11322910
Welcome back
We're back to sitting around waiting

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The spirits whisper me to return here.

>>11322910
>>11322931
I am glad to see nothing has changed here.

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>>11322907
Too bad.
>She shrugs nonchalantly.
Lick it up from the ground, pervert.

>>11322909
Among other things, yes.

>>11322910
I don't think anyone was anxiously awaiting the Wulf's return.

>>11322921
Good to know.
...I'm not the best at casual conversations.

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>>11322946
Now all we need is Knuckles and the gangs all here

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>Horrid eldritch are heard before the crab girl lands on the thread from the skies
Hi!

>>11322952
>licks it up from the ground

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>>11322958
Hi Crab
>>11322952
So you some sort of fighting human?
Who fights plants?

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>>11322931
>>11322946
The Wulf has worked on a way to fix our waiting!.. Sadly today's the only day where my fix is unavailable.
BUT SOON! I promise. It'll be real cool.

>>11322952
EVERYDAY The Wulf hears his millions. AND MILLIONS of Wulfamanics chant his name
WULFIE WULFIE WULFIE
They want me? THEY GOT ME.

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>>11322955
That is true. Though I am indeed fond of that monk fellow.

>>11322958
Now what in the unformed lands are you?

>>11322985
I myself have not much time to spare here. But I intend to use it well.

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>>11322981
>She waves at the shark, smiling at it as she walks closer to the water body that it's in
Hi shark!

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>>11322985
Well as long as it's before fall

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>>11322966
Okay, now I want to throw up.

>>11322981
I hunt Dreamshades, creatures of the night that can take on any form they wish to. So yes, that includes plants.

>>11322985
...Right. You enjoy yourself.
>She rolls her eyes at his eccentric behaviour and reverts her attention to the twentieth book she's been reading ever since she got here.

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>>11323020
>She runs up to the witch, before stopping suddenly, showing him her claws and looking at his clothing with some interest
I'm a crab! I'm a girl! I'm a crabgirl! But what are you wearing?

>>11323044
throw up in my mouth please

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>>11323044
Have you tired eating one?
>>11323020
Never met him
>>11323022
Welcome to the Waiting Club
It's like the Breakfast Club
Only for me if one of you gets in the water

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>>11323050
Crab girl you say? I have never seen anything like you. The clothes I wear are ceremonial. I am a witch doctor you see.

>>11323066
Now that is something any ritual wouldn't involve.

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>>11323020
I'm sure you'll get your newt toe or Hookers or whatever you and Papa Shango look for.

>>11323026
I'd say after my match I can fix the boredom around here. But that's not for another 8 hours, by then we'll find some battlefield to fight on.

>>11323044
Oh don't be shy! Of course you can have my autograph!
>The wulf cuts himself in, clearly not reading into how disinterested she was in The one the only the Beowulf. With with eyes closed and a smug smile she scibbles his name across the page spread she was attempting to read.
THERE. To my biggest fan, no need to thank me, I know I'm the best.

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>>11323067
>she looks confused a bit, tilting her head to the side
Are you lonely mister shark?
>She smiles again, looking eager
Don't worry I'll join you in the water!
>She says before foolishly diving into the water, swimming towards the shark, wanting to get closer to him

>>11323102
>She looks in awe at the man's profession, even though she doesn't know what a doctor or a witch does
So... what do you do?

>>11322952
I kinda noticed, but that's ok.
What was your last meal?

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>>11323104
We can only hope
>>11323118
>Diving down into the water
You really don't know much about sharks do you?

>places a bucket of KFC chicken in the middle of the thread

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>>11323104
I have already told you, Papa Shango is not attuned with the unformed lands, and hookers are something I do not desire. There is little purpose in spending gold on sex, let alone the act itself.

>>11323118
I am draw my power from the unformed lands, channeling into magics to slay my adversaries. Let me show you an example.
>He channels his mana to summon a corpse from the ground.

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>>11323131
>She swims up to the surface of the water, as her purple legs sway around, looking like an easy thing to chew on
Nope! So why are you so lonely shark? Did someone kill your friends?

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>>11323066
>With a horrified glare, Mitsuki dials the nearest mental institution and asks whether they have any escapees.

>>11323067
Considering Shades' corpses resemble rocks and the live versions are surprisingly difficult to contain. So no, I've never attempted to eat one.

>>11323104
I didn't ask for your-
>Her words cut off as he rudely snatches the book out of her hands and begins scribbling in it. Her face betrays a mixture of resentment and utter confusion as he delivers the rest of his monologue.
Drop dead.

>>11323124
Pancakes with syrup, at a local restaurant. Not much flair to those, but they're nice on a cold day.

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>>11323142
>She looks at the undead with a confused and somewhat intrigued look
That's... that's odd.
>She sits down to look at the corpse more comfortably
So you are like a magician?

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>>11323160
You should try it
Teach them you are an apex predator
>>11323143
Not Lonely
Just hungry

>>11323160
I agree, they're quite pleasant. I always think I could eat a ton of them, but then give up after half a dozen. They're too filling.

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>>11323177
Then eat something, Shark.

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>>11323185
I am
>Chomp

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>>11323131
AND HOPE WE SHALL!

>>11323142
Sounds like YOU'RE just jealous he gets them for free.
Come on! If you don't use gold on hoes what do you use it on?

>>11323160
Gorgeous? I know I am. You're welcome
>Tossing the book back at her casually he kept his eyes closed as he posed over her, He generally believes he just made a fan's day.
What else can I do for you, tee shirt? Back stage pass? The Wulf aims to please! AWOO

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>>11323190
>And just like that the crab's life was taken from her, the jaws of the shark were matched with her skinny legs, as the teeth easily rips through her skin and the powerful chomp has broken the bone, the girl died
>Eldritch noises is heard as the girl is revived somewhere far away

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>>11322778
>Shiki's emotionless gaze fixates upon the girl, her eyes following the girl's lips, the sound breaking the eerie silence that had the place in its grasp. Shiki's lips parted, mumbling out a slur towards the child, her eyebrows slowly frowning as her eyes shut tight altogether.

Speaking up like that will only gather you more attention, yet attention seems to be the one thing you aren't looking for. Am I wrong, or am I right...?

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>>11323209
Finally got the crab
>>11323201
Going to be a good day wolf guy

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>>11323163
No. This is no illusion, as it is my magic at work. I can do many other things. Things you would consider to be even more "odd".

>>11323201
I donate my funds to people that sell equipment to those that intend to slay whoever or whatever may threaten my homeland, and yet he uses it on a luxury.

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>>11323177
Rocks aren't known to be well-digestible by humans. I'll pass.

>>11323181
I try to watch my weight, hence I never eat more than three at a time. It's a fickle thing, weight gain.

>>11323201
>With the same cold, dead stare as she gave him the minute he walked in, Mitsuki catches the book and stows it back into her bag, no longer in a reading mood.
Try jumping off something tall. The taller, the better.

>>11323215
>Mitsuki turns her attention towards the newly arrived woman as she quickly scans around herself to make sure she was the one being addressed by her.
Silence can be as deafening as a gunshot. I prefer to have a quiet of background noise when I read, usually the soft murmuring of others. In this place, it seems to be either a shouting match or complete silence, though.

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>>11323227
Oh! Can I see! Can I?

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Big tits for beach game, confirm trade?

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>>11323227
>magic
Hold my beer

>>11323269
The trick is to be too lazy to actually get food for the rest of the day.
You know, balance.

>>11323269
>gropes you while you aren't looking

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>>11323269
Ah humans and your guts

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>>11323279
>You flash the woman.

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>>11323311
>I know you have them shy girl tits, Mayor, just put them on the table and I'll hand over the games, no one has to die.

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>>11323320
Will these do?

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>>11323272
You shall not. I simply wanted to demonstrate, not to show off.

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>>11323320
Is this good enough?

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>>11323333
>>11323340
>I mean, I guess.

>gonna make a new thread when we reach 100 images

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>>11323334
Oh...
I'm gonna go now!
>She says before standing up and running away
Bye!

Shiki.................

>>11323344
Come on girl, I even gave you quads with them.

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>>11323350
>I need to eat breakfast, bro.

Otou-san......................................

>Junko

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>>11323354
Hurry.

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>>11323285
I live with my family and have to partake in their meals, thus that's a no-go. My brother would never allow me to skip meals either way.

>>11323304
>She keeps her gaze fixated on the other, making sure there isn't a single moment during which she -isn't- looking.

>>11323305
Mammals, you mean. Most mammals have very similar digestive systems, ones that can't digest rocks. I'm not a chicken.

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>>11323398
I didn't call you one

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>>11323366
>Reach 100 images.

>>11323398
>gropes you while you are looking

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>>11323269
It can be deafening like a gunshot, you're right about that, as is your other statement. However, be subtle about it, you're quite literally bringing a gunshot to break an eerily silence, which brings both negative and positive attention towards you.

>Shiki reaches out for a small package of Hagen-Dasz strawberry ice-cream, unwrapping it and eating it as she points her finger towards it.

It's like something sweet like this in one way or another, it attracts wasps, but it also attracts others who want some of it.

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>Have you all gone to a trip or something?

HG Unreal Tournament MP session when?

>>11323463
Beating the meat to anime tiddies at the moment.
Why?

>>11323463
People are honestly just waiting for the entry post.

>>11323463
I'm not gonna keep posting porn until we reach a hundred. I don't even like big tits.

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>>11323410
I don't think you understand. I -am- a mammal, as are all other humans.

>>11323419
>Immediately closing her eyes after the other changed their statement, Mitsuki keeps them firmly shut to assure herself that she's not looking.

>>11323424
Sometimes you have to attract a few wasps to find something worthwhile. It's as if you're looking for a needle in a haystack... Though the analogy might be better if we consider myself looking for a strand of hay in a stack of needles.

>>11323398
Eat less of the things you don't like then, I guess?

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>>11323471
>>11323482
>Understandable

>>11323497
>lemme call a doctor for your sickness

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>>11323498
K
I'm a shark
I'm a fish
Now we know each other

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>>11323505
Or I could simply keep up a balanced and healthy diet.

>>11323511
It's not a sickness, it's calle taste. Not my fault you enjoy udders.

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>>11323526
>Are you a communist?

>>11323518
Where's the fun in that?

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>>11323517
Do we really? You don't know anything about my hobbies, my ambitions or my dreams. Can you ever really know someone?

>>11323536
I get to keep my figure and don't have to worry about swallowing down horridly tasting shakes or eating only vegetables. I like to think that's fun.

>Get to the last world of XCOM 3
>just now notice that my sniper dabs when launching a sentry

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>>11323571
Nope
Not really
But I try not to get to know my food

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>Just a few more

>>11323533
What?
Where did you draw that connection?

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>>11323598
>Only a communist would be this bad in taste.

>>11323571
My way lets you skip on the vegetables entirely. Or at least almost entirely.

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>>11323498
>Shiki scoops up the last bit of ice that remained inside of the cup, munching down on it. Despite the sweetness of the ice-cream, her visage turns viler as the conversation goes on, her eyes suddenly opening as a deep frown dons her face. A soft mumble escapes from her lips as she hears the girl talk.

You might be better off to not yell and attract every single wasp in the vicinity, especially those whose minds are stuffed with wanton. You can take my advice, or don't... it leaves me cold either way. Ah well... I'll let you be for now.

>Shiki wanders off, an empty cup of ice-cream being all that was left behind as she disappears into the blackness from whence she came.

>>11323611
>enjoying grotesquely overblown udders
Huh. I guess I can see how that would be a more capitalist fetish.

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>>11323622
>Unless it can't fit comfortably in a shirt, than it's fine!

NEW THREAD COMING UP

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>>11323639
>>11323639
>>11323639

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lol