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Tell me about your day dorbin.
>>11312703
>>>/mlp/
>>11312770
We're in the trash where we belong nothing to officer about worry.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk—a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost did not notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I could not stop laughing.
I wanna cuddle the fuck out of Luna. I also want dinner. But I can't get dinner until this research meeting is over.
>>11312832
there's your problem. don't eat at subway.
>>11312884
The musky smell of the employees combined with the garlic bread makes it irresistible.
>nsfw-botnet
>>11312895
your dead to me.
>>11313021
PLEASE
moist
hairy
gamenerd ass
Enough.
Fucking warrant officers.
>>11313210
>>11313210
Yay Rap!!
how's it going?
>>11313274
Hai Ursha!!
how's u?
>>11313274
G'day
>>11313355
Going ok, just watching the spam in discord and trying to join in lol
>>11313210
hey cutie
>>11313355
I'm fine. How are you?
>>11313456
oh yes, this is high caliber autism in the works right there lol
>>11313506
Doin' good, had some cake, chillin n having some fun on discord, probably gonna sleep earlier today as there's a feast tomorrow here so probably gonna go out with family to lunch first
>>11313466
Niggerfaggot!
jolly african american candy ass
>>11313554
hey cutie patootie.
>>11313466
Hey hon, how're you?
You might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkceYdlkTo
>>11313530
Absolutely :P
>>11313645
>>11313646
I can feel the blood boiling up from my throat this video is making me so angry.
I'm alright. the manager's son offered to sell me weed today.
how are you?
>>11313668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZpshFsBeY
>>11313671
angry, why so?
I'm ok
>>11313681
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZpshFsBeY
>autism
>>11313718
unable to eat cheese.
ok is better than terrible.
>>11313747
I kept wathing this to memorize the lyrics.
to annoy someone right?
and now I kinda enjoy it...
>>11313764
Lol, it's catchy.
>>11313671
>French fry
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbU_q_ILpM
>>11313646
I was all the way on board with this up until the steaming desu.
Who the fuck ever heard of hitting the pan with water while you grill a sandwich?
>>11313812
that's cause it's repetitive af.
I hope bui's pc bursts into flames.
>>11313681
>>11313841
True https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUNks-mudIA
>>11313851
He could be running it in a VM... and he'd be able to just reset it.
>stomping on my hopes
>>11313999
why does that spanish woman have a napkin on her head?
>>11314073
>>11313681
This is just cute.
>>11314091
my alcohol tolerance is very low. forgive me?
<3
>>11313748
Why can't you eat cheese? What's happened?
Are you ok?
>>11313840
I honestly do not know.
I've never seen it before.
Maybe it helps the cheese or some shit? I do'nt know.
>>11314103
Are you memeing me?
>>11314073
Cause jiggle wiggle pop
>>11314103
Low tolerance is best tolerance!
>>11314126
causes my acne to flair up around my face.
it's just a diet thing.
>>11314142
no?
>>11314143
hittem with that dynamite.
>>11314159
>lies
>>11314180
ever done acid?
>>11314194
>hallucinogens
>>11313840
>>11314126
If he's adding water, it's probably to keep things at a certain moisture level. You can also sprinkle water in a pan to tell if it's hot.
He needs to water his breads.
>>11314214
don't darwin post me.
it was a simple question.
What is that supposed to mean?
>>11314385
>darwin post
>
Also no I haven't done acid I enjoy my tenuous grasp on reality as it is.
>>11314797
Hello! How are you, Darwin?
>>11314797
I'm not even going to respond to this post.
you're smart, figure it out.
>>11314815
fair enough. I'd ask chijo what it's like, but I'm pretty sure the long gap between now and the last time we spoke would make things awkward.
>have someone tell us about the experience of acid for the 5 billionth time since the 60s
>>11314821
I am not unwell.
>>11314840
I understand everything now.
>>11314159
Fair, it's the fats and oils in it desu.
You'll be fine to have it in a year or two guaranteed
>>11314215
He knows it's hot, I dunno why the moisture is necessary but there you go.
>>11314797
Hey Darwin
>>11314867
good. <3
>>11314885
eh. I hope so.
fucking love cheese. especially mozzarella
>>11314928
>>11314928
Wat a dody doggy do do cachoo?
I sexually Identify as Darwin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over /b/read dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting anime. People say to me that a person being Darwin is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install greentext, sassy remarks and dank memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Darwin” and respect my right to greentext from above and shitpost needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a darwiphobe and need to check your poster privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>11314961
>>11314959
is that forest gump?
i want to kill this cummies game
it's CANCER
>>11315001
gas it
>>11314990
fettachini alfredo
fetta fet
fettoli
feteteteteteteteTAT
fetter
How many variations of Darwin do we have now? Three?
>>11315048
everyone is darwin.
fuck.
nowhere is safe anymore.
>>11314999
Apollo 13
>>11315001
YOU BROUGHT IT ON US ALL!
>>11315048
Scalpel, commence the operation to create a three-headed darwin!
>>11315063
Mother of god! Save me!
>>11315095
nowhere is safe.
>>11315180
Dude... dude... like... like does that...
Does that mean you're Darwin? W-What if I'm Darwin?
This is freaking me out, man.
>>11315261
kys then.
>>11315261
one of us one of us
>>11315283
>>11315313
>
>>11315505
People sure as hell try though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KtIBPwaRkk
>>11315505
Here's a movie loosely based around your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKPBLjHAEA
>>11315563
Raptor what's this?
>>11315610
a 90's cartoon about 3-4 aliens. I can't remember much about it.
>>11315871
*snuggles*
>>11315891
Hey babe~
>>11315901
>>11315908
I waited patiently for your return.
>>11315915
>>11315937
How's your day been, Anything new?
Between friends dragging me into games, and insomnia, my sleep pattern is out of whack again
>>11315983
That has to be a fake tweet
>>11315983
Goddamnit shatner.
>>11316000
Was probably /tv/ he goes on there from time to time.
KILL THE CUMMIES GAME
>>11315986
Practical but nothing new.
Again, you get to experience the plodding pace of the night.
>>11316000 (checked)
>>11316007
What if William Shatner was /ourguy/? >>>/mlp/30842891
>>11316030
It's annoying to get useless @s over it, so I'm inclined to agree
>>11316043
Sigh
Yeah
>>11316050
>it isnt fake
Neat
>>11316050
>>11316114
He probably just went over to tell /mlp/ how gross they are.
>>11316175
Kek, he said they're rude. >>>/mlp/30845149
just lmfao
>>11316114
>It's annoying to get useless @s over it, so I'm inclined to agree
just mute the botnet channel dude kek
>>11316345
You can do that?
>>11316369
Y-Yes? That's what I did.
>>11316428
I notice you using a bot to boop me every now and then, but by the time I realize it, its been too long to really reply
>>11316383
Hello! How are you doing?
>>11316469
Moжнo eхaть.
>>11316469
Looking for little godsends on one of those Chinese spinoffs of Amazon.
A 300ml bottle of this stuff costs $5 easy at a pharmacy. Would buy in larger amount but can't find a better deal.
Wish I could get a 3-liter for like $20.
>>11316509
Huh, neat.
>>11316633
>>11316786
that doesn't say anything about fillies
>>11316799
Lewd filly.
well nick apparently hates me now
>>11316817
every filly is a lewd filly if your dick is hard enough
HA HA
>>11316835
I'll be your Nick tonight~
>>11316964
>>11317030
G'night CaNoN!
>skitty available
>I'M BORED, ANON!
>>11317767
>>11317794
>WOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANON!
Savor it.
Pretty cheap desu senpai.
>>11317876
>GIMME MORE (YOU)S PLEASE!
>>11317767
Suck my dick Cadence!
>>11317887
How're you Fey?
>>11317928
>already mad with power
>>11317948
I am tired. How are (you)?
>>11317965
I'm pretty decent overall.
just watching the iron fist on netflix, but it's not making a whole lot of sense right now
>>11317932
>I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY WARM, SOOTHING LOVE CHRYSSI!!!
>>11317948
>>11317965
>MAD PINK PONY! MAD!
>>11318119
>>11318266
>>11318281
>>11318348
>>11318193
>>11318404
>>11318387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f1z-nHvt3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBs2UWfmO0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT4dHhn9P_A
2 Stoke diesel and T64 eargasm.
I need an angle grinder like that one.
Hey you cunt fucker where are you?
Cate do you have any pictures you want Travised?
>>11318826
Lmao! Oh lordy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PAO3jgmXY
>>11318763
I have tons
>>11319089
Very nice
>>11319124
KK let's get to work.
do you have any sick hardbass in exchange?
>>11318119
But I want all of your warm, soothing lust~
>>11319166
>hardbass in exchange
Sure
>>11319203
where is the Hardbass?
LMAO AT HIS GLASSES.
>>11319127
>>11319203
>>11319233
>>11319232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWqLiy9TLdg&t=1170s
>>11319307
I need something super speedy I drank coffee like crazy today and I'm still feeling pumped.
>Need to learn how to use the healing brush.
More cropped porn.
>>11319367
dj bam bam always delivers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyjnfZVsy-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHGJBnxV4Q
>>11319307
do you have the Blew pic of him with the Burning sandals?
I'm gonna use it for the guy in the middle.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
>>11319407
t shirt.*
>>11319367
Good work as always. I posted a couple in the hate chan thread too.
>>11319392
Hey Darwin
What're you up to?
>>11319393
Heya Smokey, how's it going?
>>11319449
i'm alright. just got off work. how are you?
>>11319407
I don't know if I have that one. Get on hate chan. I can't stand this capcha shit
>>11319449
Planning how to snag Skitty now that he is hated by his boyfriend.
>>11319466
You alright skits?
>>11319468
Going ok.
Just watching netflix currently.
>>11319481
Kek, goodluck~
>>11319466
>>11319474
gonna need something to chew on.
The last one was way too easy.
gonna restart my pc and Photoshop it's doing stupid stuff.
>>11319393
Damn that's what I was talking about.
thanks...
>>11319307
>>11319565
>off the ride for 3 years
>don't know if I should get back on
Is it worth it?
my cutlass hit 200k miles today. i nearly missed it, just happened to notice so i stopped in the middle of the road to take this pic.
>>11319548
the album those are off is called da hard beats by dj bam bam. here's the whole thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_b_4RT4ItM
>>11319581
who were you?
>>11319565
>>11319474
>>11319640
No one.
>>11319735
Darwin the banana straightener.
>>11319735
everyone is someone. what did you call yourself?
or were you anon?
It's occurred to me that more than half of the things I do in my free time are to compensate my lack of intimacy.
Imagine how bored I would be if I had a qt3.14 gf
No, I am right here.
>>11319761
there is just a few ones that might get da pussy in here.
but if you are here posting dat I highly doubt you get any of that.
Пиздa.
>>11319481
... this needs to stop
>>11319760
Always anon, just want to know if it jumped downhill after I stopped at like season 5
>>11319790
goddamn! I want to dance naked.
>>11319710
>Get on hate chan
>>11319819
the show? i mean, i still like it. seems like some people in the fandom can never be happy, but i enjoy it for what it is.
>>11319833
If you keep posting that Im gonna need to create a new folder.
>>11319838
IM EVERYWHERE CHECK UNDER YOUR BED!
>>11319817
>>11319852
>>Get on hate chan
>>11319852
>>Get on hate chan
>>11319852
>>Get on hate chan
>>11319906
I'm right there you damned Canadian.
Darwin seems pretty post happy today. They must have given him the good stuff today.
>>11319939
pic related:
>>11319932
>>11319626
GODAMN!
what's even going on in here
>>11320067
>>11320134
What is it called if I have the state of a material (gas, liquid or solid) as a plotted against temp and pressure?
Heating curve? State curve?
>>11320077
what, the milestone or the music?
i love that album. i used to ride around playing it super loud when my car had a subwoofer in it.
people give you some funny looks.
I had to download that remix of that song from the video Rose posted.
>>11320174
>the music
That SHIT IS FUCKING LIT!
How surprising.
https://twitter.com/ivyatoms/status/903014798614396928
Saw this in the MiA thread
>>11320149
>>11320196
i'm glad you like it. it's very old. i was introduced to it by a DJ i used to live with. back before everything was digital, i had to buy the damn album twice because it got scratched from staying in the CD player too much.
>>11320219
I wonder if she knows what that shirt says.
There was some good stuff to steal in the MiA thread today.
>>11320237
I died at the mick and a flashback of Reece came into to my head.
>>11320252
fag
I was kind of hoping ursh would still be up.
>>11320237
Fuck I forgot to post the new Travis Edit.
What if the anon who has been stopping by usually once a day to call me a fag is from the /a/ MiA threads.
Then he is very perceptive.
>>11320301
he need to keep posting cute Asians if hes gonna keep creeping around.
>>11320344
>>11320344
Fuck yeah.
something looks a bit Photoshoped in there but this is really good stuff to wank with.
>>11320305
Do you prefer clean shaven or facial hair? What kind of facial hair do you prefer? This can be either for yourself or what you like to see on others.
>>11320227
damn I need to get high listening to that very soon.
>>11320414
I feel the need to furiously masturbate clothes are going to ruin it.
>tfw some idiots don't realise that true beauty prevails regardless of attire
>>11320386
Yes.
>>11320465
That's good to know thanks darwin.
>>11320471
Thanks, you too.
>>11320462
fag
>I'm too deep for you.
T.Darwin.
get lost you faggot.
You're all a bunch of dirty hairy pervs. Especially that one guy! Yeah. You. You know who you are.
~Aku
>>11320514
>Dirty Hairy
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Gopnik overload for tonight, Travis posta mAh Nigga, you better bring some more to chew on, for the next round!
>>11320398
it's one of those albums that i like to play all the way through. they don't make em like that any more. i'm actually not sure if they even make albums any more. i guess someone does but i get all my music off youtube.
She looks a bit like Miranda Cosgrove.
And another girl I knew in middle school.
>>11320560
that's a man
>>11320545
Damned faggot get out of my face you fucking degenerate.
>>11320564
Yes, but otherwise a very sweet face and cute demeanour.
>>11320554
Have a good one.
>>11320557
I'm not sure if you realized that you brought the heat tonight for me but hey thanks.
hey the Russians are making some really good stuff.
>>11320573
take care.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=solo+asian+smile+long_hair+-animated
So what are your guy's plan for Labor Day weekend?
I have an idea on what I might do but I have to ask some people about something first.
>>11320707
blow and hookers
>>11320608
i'm too tired to bicker with anyone.
and yes, i hear some good stuff on russian drive cam videos. but i don't know how to look it up.
i guess i could shazam it.
alright time for bed.
>raptor derailing my question
>by talking about things he can't afford
>>11320752
Good night smokey hope you have pleasant dreams and such.
Does he need to?
>>11320784
Why are you so clingy?
How certain are you of that?
>>11320798
Hey, good job, guy.
tfw people finally get back on a regular sleep schedule when you wanted to talk to them late at night about something.
tfw struggle to maintain a logical sleep schedule but your 9 roommates insist that they stay up until 2AM and so do you.
And then everyone gets unhappy when their boss screws them over for sleeping on the job.