HG / Hunger Games Thread NIGHT 7 Stay away from the Counselors kids.

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Couple boring days skipped

DAY 9

Damn, a bunch of stupid fucking ways to die.

>>11312193
I just really, really like that image. There's no sexual context at work here at all.

I was thinking of making an office/corporate themed code. Any ideas for events?

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Updated the Rollchart.
Hopefully this is the last update.
Roll to give opinions and whatnot.

>>11312240
>>11311733
feck, mislink

>>11312250
>during a game

>>11312166 #
Ahhh...haah...yaa...oh fuck yess!
>anon starts spasming on the ground, grabing the assassin's leg, forcing it even harder into his erect cock
AHH....Mas...MASTER!!
I...I'm...I'm...
CUMMINGGGG!
>anon lets out a primal scream, shooting his load all over zer0's feet
>covered in blood and his own cum, the anon slowly loses his conciousness, with his eyes still being rolled into his head, and his tounge still sticking out from the sheer pleasure
Haa...haa...thank you, master...
Let's...do this...again some time...

>>11312250
Could you do me a solid and remove me from this? I don't want anything to do with this autism.

>>11312250
>replaced Suika with guts when Agrias is Guts and already on the chart

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Which means the winner is Adachi! Congratulations!

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PLACEMENTS

>>11312250
>replacing Sophisto, who showed up yesterday as Godot, but not Tupac
???

>>11312278
>>11312269
grats cabbage fucker
thanks for hosting

>>11312265
Agrias isn't Guts.
Suika is Guts.

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>>11312269
Congratulations.

>>11312278
Thank you.

>>11312261
No.
>Zer0 looks down at his feet and does his best to wipe them clean on the Anon's body. Then he turns and walks away without offering him a second glance.

>>11312250
>Ruka/90 is still here and Soul Eater/88 is still here as a different ava, FYI.

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>>11312269
>>11312278
Thanks, I think.

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>>11312269
Congratulations then, Mister Adachi.

>>11312278
Thank you kindly for the match.

>>11312289
holy fucking shit I haven't read something this retarded in hours

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Thanks for sticking around through this slow as fuck game. There'll probably be better games than this from me in the future.

Thanks for playing everyone!

>>11312250
why the fuck did you replace Chen but not Tupac or Cell
he shows up regularly

>>11312262
Post your ava.

>>11312289
>Suika is Guts
wanna know how I know you're a newfag

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Also, the summary for whoever wants it.

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>>11312269
Congratulations

>>11312278
Thanks for hosting

>Inkling fucking up again
Nufags really don't know how to do anything right.

>>11312310
I haven't had an image of him on my HDD for almost one and a half year give or take. I'm nr 09.

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>>11312278
>>11312269
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats, con man.

>>11312338
>fucking strangles you
Say thankaranya one more time.
ONE MORE FUCKING TIME YOU BITCH

>>11312330
Kill yourself Ramsalt.

>>11312278
Thanks for hosting mate.

First 24.

No cancer.

>>11312330
The sackboy looking dude?

>>11312248
player 1 makes a box fort

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>>11312355
Uncle Grizzly

>>11312355
lemme just spoil the joke
once you all enter he'll reply to everyone and say "I said no cancer"

>>11312351
Eat shit

>kissu

>>11312356
Yes.

>>11312355
>No cancer
So no game?

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>>11312355
>>11312355

The Million Dollar Man

>>11312369
Never saw you around, must've missed you.

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>>11312355
Agent 4

Why are autistic children so drawn to wrestling?

So has tourney anon shown up today at all?

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>>11312355
Dum

>>11312384
What do you mean?

Post a character that shares a VA with your main ava and guess avas

>>11312379
Don't worry I'm sure there's someone here that can fill you in on how autistic I was on 2 x 4 chan.

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Anyone want to try the famed food of Chef Mung himself? Especially you ladies out there with refined tastes!

>>11312395
tfw my ava is manga only
tfw he probably won't show up in season 2 either
tfw i wanna die

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>>11312355
Amir Blumenfeld

>>11312384
You mean anime?

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>>11312355
Everyone

Who hates you, HG?

>>11312397
Don't worry, I'm aware of how autistic you can be. You used to shitpost me and then we became friends. Not sure how though.

So what are these threads anyways

>>11312389
He disappears whenever Karen is on the top ten
BASED

>>11312414
''Friends'' is a big word, Wiggins. We're cool. I'm cool with most people here apart from atleast two. Maybe two others depending on how they act.

>ramsalt around
>shitposting ensues
huh...........

>>11312415
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!

>>11312415
We wait for games, enter them and then ignore them.

What a mess of a community

>>11312420
Damn.
I was wondering because I'm pretty sure my guy racked up enough points to be in the top 10

>>11312429
Not Wiggins, guess again.

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<Aussies

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>>11312250
>Forcing a ship with who I roll.

>>11312458
Too late and too tired to guess. Last person I shitposted out of spite isn't here anymore so who the fuck cares. You have a great evening/morning, Anon, wherever you are.

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>>11312464
>Oh God no I don't want to get blacked.

>>11312461
Interesting that "liar, heartless, cruel" did not count towards the case.

I'm guessing he can't deny that?

>>11312464
Have fun faggot

>>11312355
So is this going to be an actual game?

>>11312477
WHAT A FUCKING RACIST
IF YOU GET BLACKED, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO BACK.

>>11312472
Hol up, let me check if I have you on steam still.

>>11312250
Hit me up

>>11312472
>Last person I shitposted out of spite isn't here anymore so who the fuck cares
Who was it?

>>11312327
To be fair, it's mostly literally whos wanting to get on it after being here for a few weeks.

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...uh, I guess you didn't hear me, I'm practically a 5-star cook here! Look, only a true, professional chef can do this!
>proceeds to balance a wooden spoon on his hand

>>11312250
>Mostly anime girls

Typical

>>11312496
No you don't. I kicked everyone from steam because it's cancer and I only use it for vidya.

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>>11312499
I'm really glad I didn't post that with my ava actually.

>>11312250
Rolling for my next pairing to ship 1

>>11312503
N-NANI
B-BAKANA, NOBODY HAS EVER BALANCED A WOODEN SPOON IN SUCH A MANNER

>>11312507
Yeah, I noticed. Ah well, have a good evening, neighbour.

>>11312250
>>11312513
the next great ship of HG is...
Baron X ......

>>11312500
Soviet. And that was months ago before I finally realised it was a grand waste of my time. Again it doesn't matter anymore.

>>11312505
not even half are anime girls
not even half are anime

I'd wager not even half are even girls

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>>11312355
Beowulf

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>>11312355
Pyronica

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>>11312529
Baron X i don't actually know who 29 is so let's roll the second slot again

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>>11312505
>11 whole anime girls

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>>11312503
>Zer0 glances over to the man speaking into thin air to see him balancing a wooden spoon no his hand. Intrigued, the assassin turns to face him.
Hm.
>He starts walking over. Once he's close enough, he grabs the handle of his katana and whips it out of its sheath, extending the blade out to the side, the metal backbone glinting in the fading sunlight. He's still approaching the man, coming ever closer.

>>11312545
>Stu

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>>11312520
You better believe it sonny, it's one of the many skills only someone like me, Masta Mung, can do!

>>11312523
You too, neighbour. Also give us back our bikes, we've been waiting for more than 70 years.

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>>11312355
Revy

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>>11312355
Toni

>>11312556
WITCH, YOU'RE WITCH
>he grabs his gun and aims

>>11312554
Screw stu 45 is barons new ship
BARON X HIKKI
SPREAD IT

>>11312557
Sorry, we needed them for our Tour de France.

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>>11312355
Cara

>>11312442
So I can use anyone?

>>11312578
>France

/ourboys/ had to play vs the honhons yesterdayevening and they sucked ass. Glad I bailed out after 30 minutes.

>>11312586
as long as it's not anime

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>>11312355
John Egbert

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>>11312355
Reverse Mabel

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>>11312355
Internationale

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>>11312554
Oh hello there, robot! I see that you are interested in learning how to properly chop food from the best, although using that sword is a bit unconventional don't you think?
>>11312570
Wait, I'm not a witch! I'm not even a lady!
>>11312355
Mung Daal

>>11312586
It's best to check beforehand if anyone's currently using an ava you want to use.

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>>11312355
Araragi Karen

>want to unironically ship

Wew I can't get my mind off cocks.

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>>11312355
Lord Beerus

>>11312619
Hello me

>>11312618
BAZINGA DINGA

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>>11312355
Tomoko

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>>11312355
Older Toy Robot

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>>11312355
Ryougi Shiki

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>>11312619
>not unironically shipping everyone together to make great pairings

>>11312618
he said no cancer fuck off

>>11312587
They can't get into football anyway. We're gonna keep the cup and get that fifth star.

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>>11312355
Berk

>>11312641
Godspeed, Mannschaft.

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>>11312355
James Storm

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>>11312545
>Hikki

So two people who want to kts

>>11312651
>tfw no Klose this time
I nearly came when he scored during thr 7:1

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>>11312355
LAV-25

>>11312637
But I want to ship with everyone in a harem.

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>>11312355
Miss Spider

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>>11312614
>Zer0 doesn't respond. He just keeps walking towards him, the front of his helmet dark. Once he's only a step or two away, the assassin raises the blade high over his head...
>...places the end of handle on his own open palm, and starts balancing it akin to the man and his spoon. Now his helmet lights up, projecting out an emoticon in bright red light: ":)".
How's this?

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>>11312355
Mitsuki Nase

>>11312661
The GOAT of modern day German football. As much as I'd to talk about football I'm going to fuck off. Take care, Monsieur Kraut.

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>>11312641
>We're currently better than you though

>>11312687
See ya, Spidernog.

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>>11312355

>>11312693
Doing what, exactly?
Because it's surely not playing football.

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>>11312698
>>11312355
...Blasted it all!

My name is Julia Douglas, soldier to the Imperial Army.

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>>11312708
>Remind me the last match between France and Germany in an official competition?

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Sorry, fellas. I said no cancer, didn't I?
Game cancelled

>>11312724
How unbelievably predictable

>>11312716
You say that like I care about anything that's not the world cup.

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>>11312677
>The old, blue cook was rather impressed, seeing as he was able to balance a katana on his hand as easily as himself with a spoon.
Whoa, that's very neat! It's good to know other people can do it as well. Whenever I do it people just always seem to say 'meh', if only they knew the hard work and effort I went through to do this.
>He said, remembering the 20 years of training he had done.

>>11312724
just remove

>>11312724
Point out the cancer

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>>11312741
>Nice way to dodge the subject, you might have been better 3 years ago but right now France>Germany

The original shitpost king meme was funnier iyam

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>>11312724
And marks say Vinny Mac's meat man shack is predicable. Vince Russo could book a better swerve

>>11312771
No seriously, I don't give a fuck about anything that's not the world cup. What happened?

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>>11312771
>France ranked 10
>Germany ranked 2

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>>11312755
As you wish.
>>11312367 # >>11312368 # >>11312371 # >>11312376 # >>11312380 # >>11312393 # >>11312405 # >>11312410 # >>11312486 # >>11312541 # >>11312543 # >>11312558 # >>11312569 # >>11312585 # >>11312597 # >>11312606 # >>11312613 # >>11312614 # >>11312618 # >>11312620 # >>11312631 # >>11312635 # >>11312636 # >>11312643 # >>11312652 # >>11312667 # >>11312672 # >>11312678 # >>11312698 # >>11312714 #

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>>11312750
Likewise.
>With one swift upward movement of his palm, Zer0 sends the blade jumping a few inches into the air. His other hand glides in and snatches the handle of the blade in mid-air. Whipping the blade downward to aim at the ground, the assassin's helmet projection changes: "?".
You mentioned chopping.
I may be of assistance.
Show me the target.

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>>11312800
>I don't think you know a lot about football, do you?

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Is it me or has there been a sudden influx of nufags as of lately?

And how likely is the chance that at least one of them is a returning oldfag/secret ava?

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>>11312816
The last time France won a relevant price you were still eating cat shit you dug from the sandbox at preschool probably.

>>11312824
Karen is an oldfag

>>11312824
Am not oldfag really.

>>11312804
>That filename.
Try harder next time.

>>11312800
>Using world rankings

>>11312840
wrongo dongo

>>11312824
i mean, i'm kinda a returning oldfag. even though i only stuck around a month or two about a year ago and never really actually did much.

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>>11312838
>That is true but it's another subject. Spaghettis just go lucky

>>11312870
>Spaghettis just got lucky
I remember that cup, those noodleniggers cheated germany out of it.

>>11312804
Hey asgore

Hey, who's got the community gun right now?
I need to borrow it so I can fucking kill myself.

>>11312816
>>11312870
>Tfw you will never see Henry play again

Hold me

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>>11312893
>tfw you weren't born during Zidane's golden age

>>11312888
Post timers, amigo.
>>11312804
>>11312808

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>>11312808
Well, alrighty! For your first test, chop this blurple fruit into 8 even pieces.
>He places a oddly colored fruit onto a chopping board.
Now, don't expect to get it right on your first try, chopping is actually one of the most difficult parts in making a meal. In fact, there was this one time that...
>He proceeds to ramble on about one time in his life when he tried to cut a bomb-mato and ending up destroying half of his beautiful kitchen

>>11312905
One is on mobile and the other on pc, he could have done that easily. It also looks like you already predicted that defense. Nice try asgore

>>11312868
>last year
Then probably you'd count more as a midfag. And if you didn't have any relevant ava back then you might as well be a nufag.

>>11312903
But you're just in time to see him save football right now.

>>11312903
>You will never see , Zidane, a Ronaldo that isn't fat, Roberto Carlos, Rivaldo Villa, the Laudrup brothers, Bergkamp and fuck knows who else play on the same tournament again

>>11312933
I had relevant avas in places, just not here in /trash/ really.

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>>11312938
>Everytime I see him on Madrid's bench, I almost cry thinking back at all he did.
>>11312941
>feelsbadman

So is there going to be an actual game?

>>11312983
I miss Ahri

>>11312941
>Bergkam
THERE IS BEAR CUM!!!

>>11312987
What does that have to do with anything?

>>11313000
EVERYTHING

>>11312355
If anybody wants to actually host, you could probably just use these 24

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>>11312925
>The next time the man looks at the fruit, it's chopped into eight even pieces, the only indication of the test not being solved through an act of God is some fruit juice stained near the top of the assassin's blade as it's extended to the side again. The helmet projection has changed again: "CH0P".

>>11312927
>iPhone, can't rename files from "IMG_####" without some arduous process. Also, I have nothing to gain from baiting a game.

>>11313017
Nobody with half a brain entered that and we've got 36 uids

>>11312804
>>11312724


Shit like this is why I like the /co/ games better

Why doesn't capitalism work?

>>11313041
Greed

>>11313041
Jews

>>11313053
/discussion

>>11313041
Human's are naturally greedy creatures.

>>11313041
Jewish greed

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>>11313024
>Mung looked at the fruit for a few minutes before picking up a slice of it, dumbfounded at his incredible skills.
T-this is excellent, I never had even done half as good a job at this in my career...How long have you been practicing?

>>11313041
Schlomo Shekelstein

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

Jesus it's been ages since I've seen Chowder.

>>11313047
>>11313065
>>11313091
SHUT IT DOWN! THE GOYIM KNOW

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>>11313090
The art of the blade?
For my whole entire life.
Cooking? Uh...just now.

I WANT TO SHIP HARD

>>11313119
If only it was that easy.

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Damn
She farted on my dick
Damn
And she shit on it
Damn
Thats a combo
Bitch
I be killing people call me rambo

Post your top 3 fetish

I'm gonna go see some fireworks, gimme some safety tips.

>>11313189
Paizuri
Paizuri
Paizuri

>>11313124
You should really work in my kitchen! It would be a great honor to have a high class slicer like you, especially with the foods that need 'precise' cutting. Trust me, the foods I work with needs to be cut with such care, it's almost like doing brain surgery with your mouth.

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>>11313201
>

>>11313197
kill yourself attentionwhore

>>11313189
Blackmail
Forced fem
Breeding
Guess.

>>11313189
Lactation
Sweaters
Bellydancing

>>11313189
Lolis
BBCs
Rough anal

Please Make Sex Vaginal Cum Shots As Long As Your Sister Is Only Pregnant. "My Married Couple Sex Inside And Making Sex Every Night Even Though I Live With My Sister In Me!My Elder Sister's Voice Which Is Always Cum Shot By Cum Shot Is Leaking ... ....I Have Never Been A Vaginal Cum Shot ...

>>11313189
Public
Frotting
Twinks

>>11313189
redongo
bongo
hosto
bosto

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>>11313201
>>11313208
Depends on the pay.
Are you offering more than
my current career?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13833616

>>11313301
host yourself, cunt

>>11313279
Wtf is frotting?

>>11313319
host yourself, cunt

>>11313322
Dick on dick rubbing.

Oh man, only if the Hosting Guild could save us!

>>11313328
I'm not attentionwhoring with shitty strawpolls

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>>11313287
I'm sure we can negotiate a decent pay. How much is your salary currently?

>>11313347
Neither am I, I'm just indecisive.
Cunt.

>>11313359
>neither am I
>just made a strawpoll beacuse he can't make a single decision for himself and needs everyone to know

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>>11313348
Depends on the job.
Higher targets are worth more.
No strict salary.

I want to fuck _____

>>11313413
>>11313419

>>11313413
Anyone. :(

>>11313431
>fucks you

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>>11313397
Alright, I'll offer you a 50,000 dollop salary, what do you think?

>>11313413
Something female and sapient.

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>objectifies all the women in this thread

>>11313438
T-thanks

>>11313451
>dabs on you

>>11313464
>dabs on you

>>11313413
Karen

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>>11313451
>women
>in this thread
more like neckbeard lo

>>11313451
>he doesn't respect women
banned

>42 uids
>An entire server of host.
>A pastebin that shows how to Host
>We still have to wait around for host.
How does that make sense?

>>11313473
B-but muh immersion

>>11313478
HAHA FUNNY MEME

>>11313485
You forgot
>All hosts get shitposted for not being good enough
Now it makes a lot more sense

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>>11313442
>Another thing beams out of his helmet: "?".
Just what are dollops?
Is fifty-thousand a lot?
Unknown currency...

>>11313485
People dont enjoy hosting. They dont want to host.

>>11313485
But people hate /co/des

>>11313508
Why, though?

>>11313485
I just hosted before this, and I'm busy. I don't feel like going again yet.

Other people though, that's a different story.

>>11313516
Standardfags

>>11313485
I think the fact there are so many hosts is the reason, everyone is expecting the others to host

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>>11313504
I don't know what you use either. Let's say that 2 dollops can buy a candy bar to give you a point of reference.

>>11313485
Say my name, if you guess i'll host. You have 3 chances.

>>11313519
What does that mean?

>>11313534
Mantilda

>>11313534
Kamina

>>11313502
>>11313507
>>11313508
>Still pushing this meme.
Only Thrill Ride gets shitposted.

>>11313517
Fair enough.

>>11313521
This is a valid reason.

>>11313534
Aikawa.

>>11313534
Rumpelstiltskin

>>11313534
James Madison

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>>11313534
Bitchtits McGee

>>11313543
>>11313546
>>11313549
Wrong. Now keep waiting.

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>>11313524
Hmm.
>Zer0 taps his chin as he contemplates the job offer.
How much for killing?
There must be more to this than
chopping vegetables.

>>11313561
Ah okay, fuck off.

Mitsuki.

>>11313534
Jeff

I can host a rolling rocks game or sharpen your knife if you guys want.

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>>11313561
YOU BETTER FUCKING HOST RIGHT NOW OR THE DOGGO GETS IT

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>>11313580
(?)

>>11313587
No

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>>11313562
K- What!? There isn't any slaughtering in the kitchen! It's just vegetables and fruit, and the occasional meat. Although, the job is more exhilarating than it sounds,

>>11313485
Because you're not fucking hosting, doing anything about it, retard.

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>>11313575
Sorry... Have some tits.
>>11313593
THAT'S NOT MY KIND OF DOG, YOU CUNT.

>>11313603
Host.

>>11313614
>Says the guy who's not shitposting.

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>>11313611
Then no dice.

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>>11313626
(I'm writing events.)

>>11313652
>I'm writing events
The HG equivalent to "I'm hanging out with my boyfriend"

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>>11313650
Aw. Well I best be getting back to the cooking area, Chowder should be back with the sugar boogers for the schnozzle parfait. See you, master slicer!
>He walks off, going back to his buisiness.

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How stupid would it be if I tried to host for the first time with little knowledge.
I ran a test game and I seem to get the basics of it, but I don't want to be THAT GUY that fucks everything up.

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>>11313665
(I'm hanging out with my boyfriend.)

>>11313692
>Cares about what others think
Check

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>>11313677
Farewell.
>Zer0 watches the man trot off into the distance. Once he's but a blip on the horizon, the assassin sits on the ground and begins to meditate, soon becoming lost in a hypnotic trance of his own making: "平和".

>>11313665
I don't get it

>>11313697
Can I be your boyfriend?

>>11313692
Uh... How about you ask someone who knows how to do it about how to do it? Because it's just a basic series of mechanical functions any retard can do?

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>>11313726
no it is I

>>11313705
>runs over to him and spills his drink all over the robot
Fucking weaboo

>>11313507
>>11313549
It's not that my games get shitposted. It's that they're not worth the effort to go through for so little replies and interest.

>>11313724
I'm hanging out with my boyfriend is usually used by girls as a way to basically get out of doing something for someone, like say if some dude asks you out on a date, you say that, and he basically fucks off. Doesn't matter if you actually have one or not, it just works.

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>>11313737
>The assassin breaks his trance to shoot his arm out and punch the Anon in the nuts.

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>>11313726
(Maybe. Who are you?)

>>11313736
(No.)

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Hosts that have already hosted a game are at the back of the line of people who need to host.

You fucking leeches need to do at least a default and bite the bullet regardless of how many replies you get because you've enjoyed games you haven't replied to and not pussy put because you won't get undeserved attention anyways.

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>>11313731
You underestimate my retardation. But you're right. I'll go chat someone up.

>>11313782
t. nogames

>>11313793
>nogames

>>11313763
Heh...kid.
>the man rips off his pants and underwear
The jews castrated me a long time ago in the war.
But I got my revenge and I burned them all to ash.
And now, the same fate awaits you.
>the drink that anon spilled was actually gassoline
>throws a match and lights you on fire
Go back to japan you fucking chink robot.

If peoples' opinions about people hosting invalid because they don't host, you anonymous need to shut the fuck up.

>>11313802
no im games

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>>11313818
>The assassin pulls a Thích Quảng Đức.

>>11313786
Not relevant enough for the guild.

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>>11313820

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>>11313834

>>11313786
Shiny Chariot#7042

Why can't diesel be ignited with a match?

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>>11313852
>You know it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSHtniUl8V4

>>11313872
It has a higher ignition point.

meaning it has to be hotter to make it go fire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ltQdTj27w

>>11312250
when are you going remove me off of this like wow i said no to this like months ago like come on man

>>11313877
One of my favorite Rage songs, good taste.

>>11313872
Combustion point of diesel fuel is higher than the temperature of a match at atmospheric pressure.

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>>11313920
Araragi Karen

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>>11313920
Sachi's Manga

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>>11313920
Saber

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>>11313920
The Pride Troopers

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>>11313920
Joker

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>>11313920
John Egbert

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>>11313920
Mung Daal

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>>11313920
Ueno

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>>11313920
FreshSans

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>>11313920
Fluorette

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>>11313920
Hisami Touji

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>>11313920
Mitsuki Nase

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>>11313920
Sneaky Pupper

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>>11313920
Revy

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>>11313920
you but more aryan

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>>11313920
Ricky

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>>11313920
Zer0

>>11313921
>That, "Testify," and "Sleep Now in the Fire" are all my jam.

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>>11313920
Kirino

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>>11313920
Emperor of Sand

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>>11313920
Adrian Shepard

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>>11313920
Beowulf

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>>11313920
Ikkun

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>>11313920
James Storm

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>>11313920
Eddy

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>>11313920
Dr. Jackal