First 24. I reserve the right to bar anybody I deem a threat

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>>11307461
Beowulf

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>>11307461
Clawdia

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Lord Beerus

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Revy

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Blake Belladonna

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Marjane Satrapi

>193

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Ruler

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Hisami Touji

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>>11307461
Shaun

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Best Girl

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>>11307461
Yuki Sanada

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>>11307461
Hoitty

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>>11307461
FYXE

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>>11307461
Ueno

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Astolfo!
>male

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Roland

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>>11307461
Julia Douglas

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>>11307461
Jaws

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>>11307461
Squigly

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>>11307461
Swiper

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>>11307461
Johnny

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>>11307461
Xenomorph

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>>11307498

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>>11307461
Ramen

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>>11307461
Osu!
>rigging mexico

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Emiya Kiritsugu

>>11307481
Meant for
>>11307471

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How come I can't clear up space on my Galaxy 5 for shit?

>>11307529
Because you're retarded.

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Cara Delevingne

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>>11307535
Silver Queef?

>>11307542
You'd deny it if I said otherwise, so sure.

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>>11307542
Aww christ, this is gonna be a good one...
> Shaun would glance at his 'partner'

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>>11307550
Nice
Me 1,239,402 You 0

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>>11307542
IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME. IT'S BEOWULF TIME

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>>11307461
Jeanne d'Arc

>>11307559
nice cropping

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>>11307559
Come on, Momma! Let go now, Johnny needs his sheckels to pay the rent!

>Johnny keeps tugging until she notices the gun on the girl's hip, and an annoying expression on her face

You know what, momma, I just decided I wanna let you have this, as a gift.

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>>11307561

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>>11307559
oi oi, I don't think this long exposition is needed for if you want to win

>>11307567
S-Sorry

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>>11307559

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>>11307592
Well, duh...have you seen me? I can't help but to be lovable.

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>>11307592

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>>11307592
I blame the Young Bucks!
>Sells

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>>11307627
>they both lose on the account that they don't have any knuckles

>>11307631
Hi DMG

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>>11307627
>Johnny was practicing at home with his shiny new weapon when he swung a bit too hard and started spinning out of control, almost like a beyblade
>Luckily, he managed to take out two people that way

I totally meant that.

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>>11307640
Yo.

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>>11307627
Ahh, this isn't how I thought this would happen
this is just bad luck

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>>11307627

>>11307631
THE BUCKS OF YOUTH*

>>11307656
Stop using wrestling lingo if you want to stay hidden you jew

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>>11307667
>No bloody knuckles this time, only bloody rulers and ramen

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>>11307683
Head's telling me that guy is one of them indie people, so he can't help it... What's that head? I should go back to sleep? Nah, you crazy.

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>>11307670
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

>>11307683
>1. Wrestling lingo IS what Beowulf is
>2. Not hiding.

>>11307688
PANTSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>11307667

>>11307700
O-oh. Carry on then

>kissu

>>11307707
Kill yourself Ramsay.

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>>11307702
>The crab looks confused at the man, as the dress finally stops waving in the air, leaving it to cover her PAAAAANTSU
Pantsu?

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>>11307667
>Johnny tries to impress Revy by claiming to be an expert in her craft
>He's never actually fired a gun

New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like a horse.

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>>11307704

>>11307752
Thanks for the tip Hoshi

>>11307738
Hooray for pantsu

>>11307756
>Hung like a horse
>Thanks for the tip


Very poor choice of words my man

>>11307762
He knew what he was doing.

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>>11307707
Beowulf does NOT kissu.

>>11307766
But does he enjoy massages?

>>11307762
thatsthejoke.jpeg

>>11307765
>>11307770
I have been tricked by Kamina's superior intellect!

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>>11307756

>>11307781
>Kamina
>superior to anyone in any way shape or form
Whatever you say.

>>11307796
hi sliver queen

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>>11307760
>She looks confused at the man's cheering

>>11307794
>She tards around by crushing through everything, trying her best to avoid her wrangler

>>11307794
good lord this game is shit now

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>>11307804
>>11307794
Stay put, you freak!

Kamina.............................

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>>11307794
Winner next.

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>>11307820
Y-Yes, Junko?

>>11307831
DM me. Now.

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>>11307769
Who doesn't? And after a long matc-
I'M NOT LETTING SOME JOBBER JUST TOUCH ME ALL OVER. GET OUT OF HERE.

>>11307831
Return the slab.......................or else......................

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They can't shitpost your games if you host them when nobody else is around.

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>>11307839
>>11307846
O-Okay.

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>>11307827

Good luck, Mister Bravo!

>>11307854
>Hugs this one

Is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh squid here

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>>11307827

>>11307847
>shitposts Kamina's game

>>11307869
cum on my face as shimakaze (female)

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>>11307869

>>11307870
Fuck this I'm out
>starts hosting on discord

>>11307846
WHATS YOUR OFFER?

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>>11307854
Whoa, is that a hot robotic bunny-momma? Cool! Thanks for the cheers, though.

>>11307869
Aaaaaaaaannnd I should have let her clean my guns instead. Darn.

>>11307847
They can't shitpost you if you kill them.

>>11307878
Return the slab...................................or suffer my curse.........................................

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>>11307876
>discord

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>>11307876

>>11307874
I only play (Male) sorry

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>>11307876
One day I will eat that crab
Until then nice job winning and good game

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>>11307869
>Crab eats shark, not the other way around

>>11307876
(Thanks for hosting!)

>>11307884
Gabe? Is that you, homes?

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>>11307876
Nice thing my partner in crime won in the end. Thanks for the game Kamina!

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>>11307891

Kamina post more Shimakaze so I can nut

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>>11307876
Congratulations.

>>11307891
Thank you.

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>>11307876
Congrats! And thanks for hosting.

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>>11307869
>>11307881
>>11307876


Oh sprockets, I think I ended up jinxing you. Sorry about that, Mister Bravo. Also, congrats to Miss Clawdia and big thanks to Mister Kamina for hosting!

>>11307898
.......................................

.......................................

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>>11307902

...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHgMcIOsuw

~ship~

>>11307919
Who woulda thought that an agent of death spends his time here.

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>>11307928
(Such a sight, thanks!)

>>11307933
....................................
>dabs

which nufag does this:

VROOOOOOOOOM beep beep VROOOOOOOOOM

?

>>11307954
Sir Carrot

>>11307954
the eurobeat furfa

>>11307954
Bastion?

>>11307954
that carrot guy

>>11307960
DEJA VU, AMIRITE?

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>>11307954
Quit it.

Why aren't you playing XCOM 3 for nintendy switch, HG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbXmx80ahiY

>>11307989
Because I do not own a Ninchickentendy Switchknife

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>>11307996

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>>11307989
THE ONLY GAME I NEED IS WWF NO MERCY.
>Because Kirby for switch isn't out yet

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>>11307989
What?

>Me no own Switch and me also no care.

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>>11307989

To be honest, we've been trying to acquire a Switch for ages now but it's surprisingly hard to either find one that's available or even find lottery slots for even a chance to buy one.

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I bought my Switch within hour one. It helps when you live in a small town with a Walmart.

>>11308002
>kirby
Shit taste

https://m.imgur.com/r/FeralPokePorn/nzVMD

>>11308041
No.

>>11308050
>notices chest bulge
OwO what are those?

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>>11308050

>>11308064
You'd think with all that tailoring they're doing they'd make a pair of goddamn pants for themselves...

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>>11308032
Oh please. Well all know the pink puff is one of the best around.

Anyone thinking of hosting? If not, I got a game in me.

>>11308041
>audino
couldbebettertaste/10

>>11308094
Go ahead.
https://youtu.be/Nj5cW_wEjIw

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>>11308088
>He's very well-rounded

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>>11308102
First twenty-four for
actually in-character
Payday Games XIV.

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>>11308112

Brownie

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>>11308112
Julia Douglas

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>>11308112
Mitsuki Nase

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>>11308112
Miku Hatsune

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>>11308112
Jaws on fire

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>>11308112
Beowulf

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>>11308112
Mouse Princess

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>>11308112
Xenomorph

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>>11308112
Jim Ross

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>>11308112
Eggman-kun

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>>11308112
Yakumo Ran

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>>11308112
Lord Beerus

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>>11308112
Roland

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>>11308112
Blank Image

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>>11308112
Classy Raven

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>>11308112
Cara

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>>11308112
Best Girl

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>>11308112
Cannibal Ruby

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>>11308112
Al Snow

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>>11308112
Fyxe

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>>11308112
Doremy Sweet

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>>11308112
Elias Ainsworth

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>>11308112
Tiger

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>>11308112
Clawdia

>>11308141
>kissu

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>>11308112
Stain

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>>11308112
Loligun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o6CWvn-8lw

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Twenty-four entered,
but only one will win it.
Five minutes for swaps.

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>>11308197
>>11308162
>>11308184
What's that Head? You want to bash the cats at the corner again? Come on then.

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>>11308197
Ready! Let's rob a bank or something!

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>>11308197

Looks good from here. Let's all do our best out there everyone!

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>>11308197
I'M 287 POUNDS OF FOLDED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL

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>>11308211
Haah....thank you for handing me another chance to slaughter.
>>11308197
Begin

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>>11308211
Accepted.

Beginning with death,
many from stairs or your guns.
...You are idiots.

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>>11308197
Ladies and gentlemen, we are LIVE and getting underway at the Sold-Out Arena for the 14th edition of the Payday Games! Hello everyone, JIM ROSS HERE, along with a legend in this business, the venerable Eggman-kun! And at our Japanese announcer's table, Mitsuki Nase and Hatsune Miku, try saying those name 5 times fast! It's a real pleasure commentating this match alongside you, Eggman-kun, so if you would please tell the fans at home, what's it gonna take to come home with the lion's share of the prize money?

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>>11308242
Should of took a ride on the AWOOO train

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>>11308242
Why did I expect anything else....

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>>11308242
Oh, excuse me, you two! Can you check the targets? I need to clean my gun...
>As Doremy cleans her gun, the gun misfires and shoots Clawdia.
Aah! O-oh my god! I'm sorry about that...!!

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>>11308242
BAH GAWD, EGGMAN! WORKING THOSE BULLETS LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! HE'S THE WINNINGEST PLAYER IN THE GAME, BAH GAWD!

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>>11308242
That safehouse is stupid, those stairs are stupid, you are stupid...

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(Hey, if that guy who hosted last night is here, I wanna say thanks for the game. I fell asleep and didn't comeback to the thread.)

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>>11308242
A second consecutive Bloodbath death. Perhaps that's a sign.

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He will need that bag,
and two coin tosses decide
the fate of a man.

>>11308274
No you.

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>>11308281
Step out of the way...I'll open thi-
>She is interrupted by the sudden shatter of the Piggy Bank and sees the drill to the vault.
Well...I'll be taking that if you don't mind.

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Being a small mouse
has at least one advantage:
being overlooked.

Why do your own work
when you can enlist a god?
Was that a smart choice?

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>>11308281
Ladies an gentlemen, these bags of cocaine aren't for the faint of heart! It's- OH! BAHNGAWD HWAT AN IMPACT! THAT BAG JUST FLEW OUTTA THE WATER LIKE AN UPSTREAM SALMON!

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>>11308242

Ah good, it looks like I fixed that wavering issue in my right hand.

>>11308281

...How are those bags floating?

>>11308304
>rubs boots for good luck

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>>11308298
Hmm..I'm not very good at Pool...But i'll do my best anyway...

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Mouse princess, indeed.
And how can you catch nothing?
Something just not there...

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>>11308298
OH BAH GAWD! THAT CAR JUST VEERED INTO THE BUILDING! SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY SURVIVE AN IMPACT LIKE THAT! SHE'S BEEN BROKEN INTO PIECES! SHE'S GOT A FAMILY, DAMMIT!

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>>11308336
I'm sorry, my dear...I will honour you, believe me.
>She lets go of Blank Image's hand.

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>>11308336
>(that event for me and the co-commentator)
HWAT AN EXPLOSION! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! BAH GAWD, KANE IS HERE! THE BIG RED MACHINE! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!

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The field cut in half,
but the death evaporates.
It's all fun and games.

>>>/b/743780393

>>11308278
Easy fix, join more matches.

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>>11308298

All right, bag, cutters, scrambler, saw- ...Oh sprockets, how'd I forget you again?

>>11308321

Oh hello Mister Blaze! Thanks for cheering me on as always.

>>11308336

I have to admit, that raid went a lot smoother than I thought. You don't think these have already been cut, do you Miss Cara?

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>>11308369
>Doremy smiles.
How is my harp-playing, Princess..? I learned to play the harp when I was around 9 years old...

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>>11308336
>>11308356
>After the explosion, Kane walks towards the Host's booth, grabbing the door and ripping it off it's hedges before throwing it away, walking towards the host now, grabbing him by the throat and chokeslams the poor sod through the floor before finally walking out and going back to hell

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>>11308390
(Bah gawd, you actually did it, lol.)

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An extra helmet,
with better features than yours.
And good job, Cara.

>>11308390
>Zer0 gets slammed through the floor and has to crawl out of the crater he made to continue the game, albeit now in-pain and slightly damaged.
Ow.

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>>11308405
I suppose it's my turn now. It's only fair since Eggman-kun watched over...

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>>11308405
Bah gawd, hwat an impact, Eggman! That jezebel of a mouse is working that cueball like a government mule!

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>>11308373
And then I'll have three consecutive Bloodbath deaths instead of two. What an elegant solution.

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>>11308369

Well gentlemen, I believe we have something better than money on the table. The next move is yours to make.

>>11308405

...Oh, um... I don't think this is a good time to start getting sentimental about home, Mister Roland.

>>11308427
>massages your back
This massage will prevent you from dying in the next bloodbath
>He then runs out

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Point and laugh at them,
thanks to overconfidence:
Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah. Hah.

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>>11308437
WHAT THE HELL? HWAT KINDA SICK JOKE OF A MIND GAME IS THE GOVERNMENT PULLING? DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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>>11308437
Goddamnit, I said the money is mine!!
>She shoots Beowulf in the face, her vision clouded with anger. She stops for a second before looking down and seeing Beowulf.
O-oh my...I'm terribly sorry for that outburst of anger...But I suppose it's too late now.

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>>11308437

Mister Ainsworth, there's no good way around this; we'll have to charge in. I'm sure we'll be able to outflank the turret if we time it right!

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A feast for a king;
or, rather, an alien.
No one heard him scream.

>>11308457
You found Daniel Bryan

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>>11308463
>Doremy picks up an AK-47.
Oh, this will do nicely...I hope.

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>>11308436
>looks as the mysterious stranger disappears
Well, it's good to know that little about this place has changed...

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It's another goat.
Of course you die from that now.
How large is that couch?

>>11308476
A melee weapon.
An assault rifle is not
a melee weapon.

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>>11308463
>Good Ol' JR picks up a .44
THE IMPACT FROM THIS'LL ECHO ALL THROUGH THE ARENA, FOLKS!

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>>11308492
Oh...I must have chosen the wrong crate...And walking through pig carcasses was a bad choice...

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The final four are
an eclectic mix of men,
a mouse, and a tank.

>>11308504
>Zer0 slaps the revolver out of his hand.
As I told the girl,
a gun is not a melee.
You need to know that.

>>11308512
>punches you with a pistol

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>>11308512
MONEY IS LITERALLY FALLING FROM THE RAFTERS AT THE SOLD-OUT ARENA COMPLEX! BAH GAWD, THERE'S PEOPLE DOWN THERE! THEY'RE CLAWING AT ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN GRAB!

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The insanity.
It is beginning today.
Will you outlast it?

>>11308521
>The assassin gets pistol whipped. He grabs the Anon's arm in retaliation, shoves the Anon's hand in such a way to point the gun at his own temple, and pulls the trigger himself, blowing out the Anon's brains.
Oops.

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>>11308533
THAT ANON HAD A FAMILY! THE BULLET HIT HIS OWN BRAIN MATTER WITH A SICKENING THUD, BAH GAWD!

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Meth.

>>11308544
I know.

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>>11308549
Well, folks, as you can see, this crate is completely empty! The host of the event is playing all sorts of mind games on the remaining combatants!

>>11308427
That's not how statistics work. With every joined match you're more likely to get at least to day one.

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The tank plays a harp.
Your eyes do not deceive you.
It is wonderful.

>>11308563
You say that like the games aren't rigged for Marisa to win three times in a row

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>>11308567
THAT DAMNED JEZEBEL! THAT'S MY DAMN PHONE! YOU GIVE IT BACK OR ELSE BAH GAWD I'LL SHOW YA HWAT A REAL BARBECUE IS LIKE!

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Her face is destroyed,
giving us a final three.
A brutal murder.

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>>11308563
And somehow I've managed to defy the odds and immediately die twice in a row. Though, you may have a point. I'll have the opportunity to die slightly less immediately than before.

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>>11308585
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THEY KILLED HER! WOULD SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!?

>He picks up his phone and runs back to the announcer's table

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How?

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>>11308598

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>>11308598
THE TANK! THE TANK JUST EXPLODED ITS NECK CLEAN OFF! BAH GAWD AS MY WITNESS, IT IS BROKEN IN HALF!

>>11308592
That's the spirit-ish.

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A winner chosen.
The best-case scenario.
I am overjoyed
>The assassin says that in a monotone.

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Congratulations.

>>11308615
wow you sound so glad

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>>11308628
I am.

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>>11308623
Oh my!
You did it, JR, You won the Hunger Game!

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>>11308623
Congratulations. I was hoping for you to win.

>>11308631
Thank you for hosting, Zer0...

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>>11308623
Congrats!

>>11308631
Right in the bottom row, great..hahah..ha....thanks for hosting

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>>11308615
BAH GAWD, DID I JUST WIN? I WON? I WON! BAH GAWD, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY! YOUR WINNER HERE AT THE PAYDAY GAMES, YOURS TRULY, GOOD OL JR HAS DONE IT!

>>11308636
You know, Cole, I still hate your guts, but I respect the hell out of ya. Thanks for being there with me on a hell of a match!

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>>11308635
>>11308631
Congrats, thanks for hosting and the coffee, you know the drill

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>>11308631
Adequately done, player and host. I suppose I can't root against the guy with the black hat.

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>>11308631

Wow and a pacifist run no less! Congrats to Mister Ross and big thanks to Mister Zer0 for hosting!

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>>11308623
Congrats good ol JR. And thanks for hosting

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>>11308637
>>11308641
>>11308653
>>11308658
>>11308659
>>11308661
You are welcome.

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>>11308631
Congratulations
And thanks for hosting

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>>11308631
>>11308635
Well, ladies n gentlemen, this has been the Payday Games 14! For Mitsuki Nase, Eggman-kun, Hatsune Miku, and our camera crew in front of all the action, JIM ROSS HERE, so long and good night!

>>11308637
>>11308641
>>11308653
>>11308658
>>11308659
>>11308661
>>11308672
(You all have my most sincere of thanks!)

>>11308663
(And I thank you for your hosting, Zer0)

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>>11308672
>>11308678
You too.

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>tfw slept for 20 hours and still sleepy

>>11308686
You will feel tired and sleepy if you sleep too much, you dummy.

>>11308708
I know, but I wamt to sleep more but that would be just over the top

>>11308718
They say sleeping too much shortens your lifespan, so go for it!

>>11308686
But wait about all of those in one
Would it be a mentally ill beta male immigrant?

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How accurate is this for you, HG?

>>11308738
I don't want to die nigga
>>11308747
God can't hate a person that much.

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>>11308757
Not accurate at a-
>colors within the lines
Fuck

>>11308757
>Keeps Secrets
>Negative
>Too Nice
>Cares what other people think
>Belittles people
??????

>>11308757
>Lazy & Passive
>People pleaser & Wants to be perfect

>Too nice
>Jealous

Whoever made this is fucking retarded.

>>11308757
>Keeps secrets
Stopped reading right there. I have no idea how being trustworthy is beta.

>>11308757
Not very.

>>11308757
>being trustworthy is being beta
>wanting to be perfect is beta
>belittling people is beta
what?

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>>11308757
>Asks for permission
That's just common courtesy
>Colors within the lines
"Alphas" confirmed to have the artistic abilities of a 3 year old.

>>11308785
>>11308788
>Implying you can't flip-flop between these concepts depending on your mood
It's called being a hypocrite, the exact reason you're beta trash.

>>11308832
>on your mood
>being controlled by your emotions

>>11308826
>Implying being an artist is alpha

>>11308835
Beta males are.

>>11308832
Okay, sure buddy.

>>11308757
"Poe's law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views."

This is a shitpost.

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>>11308838
I'm sorry, I forgot that if you can name more than 3 colors you're a beta pussy.

>is alpha
Look, it's this easy.

>>11308757
>Colors between the lines
Alphas can't color for shit confirmed.

>>11308854
>Coloring is alpha

>>11308852
>Alphas care about coloring

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>>11308757
I see most of these as a positive trait. It's called being smart and a decent human being.

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>>11308851
>This is
>Shitpost

Beowulf is less alpha than I thought t b h

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What I miss?

>>11308843
>You can only be good or evil
The main reason people are jealous or talk behind people's backs are because they're insecure dickheads believing they're nice persons, going apeshit when their social recognition doesn't match their """genuine kindness""".
It explains a lot of HG's shitposts.

>>11308872
I bet the faggot colors within the lines LMAO

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Good and evil lies in the eye of the beholder

>>11308882
>Colors inside the lines
Check

>Gets treated like shit
Check

>>11308864
>Afraid of the opposite sex not ticked
Gtfo out of here liar.

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>>11308884
What if your blind?

>>11308877
>believing they're nice people
I know I'm not and I shitpost to watch insecure retards flip their shit. Now what?

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>>11308874
Nothing of value,
unless you like this chatter.
Then, I envy you.

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>>11308862
It's okay Chad. I'm sure Mommy put your black scribbles on the fridge anyways.

>>11308892
Good and evil lies in the ears of the beholder