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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Steven, Steven & Steven Edition

Last Thread: >>11296876

[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Universe: Art & Origins
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#BOOK-WITU (more comics were added)
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!6lsBnSZQ!iHfJ3qU0K-B2LlKIL6FYfrGXkq8ZDHSurAuPOn4bRmY
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1419724436/

>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9

[NEWS]
>SU nominated for Emmy's "Outstanding Short Form Animated Program"
https://www.awn.com/news/nominations-announced-69th-emmy-awards
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://ctoon.party/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (embed)
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T (embed)
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>/sug/ image archive
http://su.booru.org/
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gettin fat
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I wanna see the dynamic between Pearl and the Pink Pearl that replaced her.
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>>11302655
I haven't seen him doing lewds in a long time.
Still, I think it was the last thing he posted here.
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Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
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>>11302733
pic unrelated. the last thing saltine drew was art of emerald that poked at some autistic anon's obsession with the color galaxy colored her teeth in
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>>11302731
was sadie going to fuck that watermelon boi?
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sexy

sexy
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>>11302756
I'm almost sure that was saltine, and it was after the pic you said.
Still he posted this the same day.
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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to go on a wild ride with her?
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>>11302767
don't
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>>11302706
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>>11302706
hopefully no one will mistake her for a cow, otherwise they'll house her in the barn
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>>11302706
gettin flat
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>>11302827
gettin fit
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>>11302783
that's not how saltine draws jasper in any shape or form, linework isn't as heavily stabilized, plus lapis' hair, and there's no crude humor going on. it's anonymoose
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>>11302826
Silly anon, the barn is already Lapis' home, she said it herself
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>>11302871
It's your destiny, Lapis
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>>11220192
get in one with me then anon
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>>11302842
looks pretty similar to saltine, they may have been using a different computer or rushed the drawing? I don't know, but the style is the same in general
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>>11302842
The face threw me off, but you're right, it's not saltine.
Still, he doesn't draw Jasper too much.
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>>11302871
No.
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>ywn kiss jasper's shiny perfect ass
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>>11302788
I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to hold her down and molest her!
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>Thinking there has been too much blue during the past nights
>Say to myself I won't post Lapis tomorrow
>Still post her a lot

What the fuck is wrong with me, I'm not even a Lapisfag
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WHEEEEEEEEENNNNN YOOUUUUUUUU'RRRREEEEE CLIMBIN' UP A LADDER AND YA' FEEL A LITTLE SPLATTER DIA-
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>>11302910
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>11302958
Now that's the kind of post you should be posting
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su is blorp in show form
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>>11302965
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>>11302984
you forgot your pic homie.
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>>11302948
>ywn tousle her shiny perfect locks
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>>11302960
Two or three lapisfags spamming their shit isn't anything new
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>>11302826
die
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>>11302940
he does this bigger head, slightly off-model style that doesn't work as well with larger gems
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>>11302963
So this is what an OK KO meme is like...
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>>11302963
Leave.
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>>11302871
You should stop blaming other people for making you fat. The first step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
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>>11303080
Get used to it.
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>>11303080
there's no need of shitty meta memes with fun new episodes
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>>11303029
He does the bigger head, and even does with bigger gems like Malachite, Opal and Alexandrite.
Still, the only Jasper pic he made, her head wasn't so big.
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>>11303161
that will dry up shortly once CN finishes dumping every currently produced episode in a matter of weeks
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HOLY FUCK CHECK THE LEAKBOT
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>>11303181
not real
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>>11303087
boom boom
shake the room
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>>11303163
i'm surprised you remember the two malachite pics he ever did but not the 4 or so jaspers. that one's the only one he colored himself though
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Why haven't you purged today? Opal is disappointed in you.
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>>11303204
can I cum in her if I purge
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>>11303171
I rather a short ride full of fun and adventure than years of teasing and disappointment
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>>11303212
Opal says yes.
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>>11303220
I'm going to go purge right now so give me a few minutes opal
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>>11303196
Aside from this one, I can't remember other Jaspers he did, could you post them?
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>>11303213
after the dump, you'll enjoy a hiatus, and THEN comes the disappointment. don't be so smug OK GAY OHfag
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post more old Rebecca art
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>>11303258
put that uncolored original on the booru and i'll look for the other ones. probably just two headshots
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>>11303259
nope. there's the online shorts. and the game.
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>>11303220
But what if I purge my seen through my dick into Opal?
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good night /sug/
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>>11303301
*semen
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>>11303123
Really? TWO bags of donuts?
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>>11303305
I wonder what happened with that guy who asked for edits requests two days ago?
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>>11303271
Okay anon!!!!! I will!!!!
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>>11303321
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>>11303321
YES
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>>11303327
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>>11303316
he should post it on /aco/ request thread, i don't come to /sug/ so ofter with the freaking hiatus on it.
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>>11303337
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LUIGI
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>>11303337
Is this related to pic related?
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>>11303346
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>>11303357
I'm not sure what that is! It could be, but remember all of this is art is from 2002 to 2007ish!
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>>11303358
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>>11303378
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>>11303378
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>>11303390
Anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely not!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>11303345
Nah senpai, nobody goes to /aco/ and edits there don't get saved.
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>>11303391
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>>11303409
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>>11303401
Sorry, but it's canon.
Becky likes to throw up.
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>>11303423
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Becky sure draws a lot of bare feet.
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>>11303428
I wonder how long she's been bulimic. If it was since she was a teen that's both impressive and horrible.
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>>11303469
A Becky is not for lewd!!

No mean rumors about the Becky plz /sug/!
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Post THOT Gems.
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>>11303469
and?
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>>11303443
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>>11303280
Done.
Still, I can't find those Jasper on his tumblr.
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>>11303490
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>>11303507
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>>11303507
>A shortstack called John
wat
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>>11303514
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Rebecca's bulimia is canon, don't deny it
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>>11302963
-SEMEN
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>>11303525
rip
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Did that anon ever post the Lapiven fic?
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>>11302963
>>11303080
>>11303087
>>11303134
>>11303161
>>11303195
>>11303213
>>11303555
Behold, when two memes collide!
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>>11303523
I just tried looking it up and I didn't see anything! I thought it was a Dr. Who reference but I guess not! I think those characters are from one of her friends!
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>>11303337
Is that Matt-Kun?
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>>11303579
Yes!
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>>11303548
>I WANT DSL
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>>11303555
No boobs tho.
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>>11303569
what are supposed to have in common peridot and shannon?
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>>11303409
>toe rips in socks
Rebecca definitely has a foot fetish.
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>CN is showing 5 episodes of AT in one Sunday

Yeah, I'm done with this shit
Dubs and I bomb CN
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OH YES!

OH TYESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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>>11303615
>In one sunday
>Sunday
Isn't that a terrible day to be airing leaked episodes.
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>>11303620
DELET
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>>11303548
>I try to be good about what I eat then all I end up doing is feeling guilty about the stuff I eat
That's suspiciously close to what a bulimic would say.
Isn't the whole thing with bulimia is that they eat a lot, they feel guilty about what they eat, they puke, they don't eat, and then they do it all over again.
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>>11303615
kek su is fucked
s5 all in one day calling it
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>>11303615
Also, it's on mid September
You can say good by to September of Steven
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Stop bully plz anons!! Please do not make rumors or say lewd things! That would make Becky sad if she read those things!
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>>11302735
>>11303567
I didn't get a chance to finish it like I wanted to. I'll post by the end of the week.
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>>11303620
They have huge houses of two floors each
There's like 20 people who lives in Beach City
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>>11303669
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Reminder that Becky is balding
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>>11303672
You're killing me, man.
How long is it, anyway?
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>>11303510
there, posted them. still one more pair of headshots that has lapis meekfacing about to rape jasper that i can't find. and if you want to be REALLY thorough, there's these on his tumblr too:
http://68.media.tumblr.com/488757fa559a88401cd1bed0272970d3/tumblr_o82us2X41D1qi7ggro1_1280.png
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>>11303685
Please stop please stop Please Stop.
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>>11303590
Don't matter to me.
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>>11303679
>Rebecca shitting on Sponge Bob
Shit fucking taste.
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>>11303640
you try to control yourself but you end binging and purging.
>-no more purging I'm gonna eat just this cookie-
>you eat the package
>-fuck it I'm gonna eat the whole box I can get rid of it after-
then it starts all over again
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What day of the hiatus are we on
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>>11303695
I hope they didn't upset you!!!!!!! I am trying to make them stop!!! They are just trying to be mean because they can! Please ignore them! I can post comfy pictures if that will make you happy!!!
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>>11303727
Anon just because it's steven universe doesn't make this not furry art.
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>>11303689
Thanks a lot, I remember the Malachite one, but I didn't saved it. Also, I've never seen the floating Lapis one before. It's not even on his sfw tumblr, where did you get it?
Also, another Jasper from his swf tumblr

>headshots that has lapis meekfacing about to rape jasper that i can't find.
That's right on the first page of his tumblr.
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>>11303727
Anon! Now I can't look at that picture the same way ever again!
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>>11303760
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>>11303727
Huh, cookie cat and lion licker, it's oddly cute.
>>11303739
it's not like anything is exposed on them, I see no problem with drawings of a mascot from a treat in a cartoon.
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>>11303766
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we
have cancer
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>>11303780
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>>11303686
I know man, I'm sorry.
About 2500+ words so far I think.
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So most of this thread is Becky's art?
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>>11303812
That's decently sized.
Just take your time, I'm sure it will be good. You can always also release it by parts, though.
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>>11303817
i'll take that over the same pictures of fat lapis again
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>>11303846
I can get new ones if you want
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>>11303745
must've missed it. as for the floating lapis, he posted it randomly one day here with his signature filename "fungalsushianalrimjob" coupled with some songposting
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>>11303812
>that image
Please no. Steven doesn't want to go with Lapis. Just look at his face. He knows what's going to happen.
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Apparently this is the replacement page for concrete.
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>>11303695
Are you okay?
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>>11303872
So every gem on that page was replaced?
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>>11303872
>bowler
>an earth gem survivor
interesting phrasing
>"she's more precise than jasper"
oddly specific...

>a literal koopaling
>a topaz that's the complete opposite of ours
>a very much inferior tigers eye eith subtle cat themes
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>>11303855
Yeah, I searched for it and it was on /co/ last year.
The pic is lost on desuarchive, so I'm glad you saved it.

>with his signature filename "fungalsushianalrimjob"
I never noticed he was constant with that filename. There was a few pictures that I forgot to save it.
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>>11303899
Yeah, better safe than sorry.
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>>11303854
not them but please do
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>>11303872
>>11303903
It's the unborn sister that Jasper ate in the womb
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>>11303789
reminder she deleted this
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>>11303872
>fresh content due to bending the knee for tumblr
CONFLICTED
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>>11303872
Now the bottom left is a white stereotype.
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>>11303841
I could post a good chunk tomorrow, after editing it. I'd like criticism anyway.

>>11303856
Too bad.
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>>11303872
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>>11303695
Rebecca, do you need a hug?
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>>11303912
>Couldn't upload 1483932589727.png: image has been deleted
This is why I don't like to delete images on the booru
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>>11304002
MUUUUUUCH better. Danke!
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>>11303856
Why does he even bother figthing?
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>>11304015
there really ought to be a way around that,
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Rapeven Universe
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>>11304001
I'll be waiting for it, I hope I can do something if you need any help
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>>11304001
Lapiven posters make me enjoy these threads
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>>11304002
>tsunderite
>skin becomes spikier the closer she gets to others

kek
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>>11303856
>>11304001
>>11304029
>>11304050
Does anybody have the "I'll be taking your virginity" edit of Lapis?
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>>11304002
>>11304075
Brilliant bastard weebs.
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>>11304046
Editing/changing the image, which changes the hatch. It's shit though.
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>>11304013
No. She needs a refreshing glass of quartzmilk
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>>11304075
I didn't noticed as the name was cut.
That's pretty good
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>>11304090
no admin options to turn the function off?
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Would you have hatesex with your most hated Gem if you could impreg and kill them?
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>>11304096
She needs one asap
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Does Steven cry while he touches himself because of all the Lapis rape? Does he know this just turns her on more?
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>>11304114
what would knocking up fluorite do, and how could i stomach such a thing?
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>>11304114
No. Smoky Quartz is dusgusting and Rose is already dead.
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>>11304122
What if Fluorite impregnated me? Would my body be able to contain the fetus long enough to make it viable?
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>>11304002
Is that a monkey's paw? Also more on pizza gem pls
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>>11304114
I would do anything to have every trace of Peridot and her fags wiped clean off the Earth
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>>11304122
Knock up her components.
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>>11304111
Can't do, it's a booru.org thing.
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>>11304121
Of course not, he would never cry while thinking about his first crush.
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>>11304084
don't have.
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>>11304157
>SQUEAL!
>DONT CUM INSIDE YOU... DOUBLE CLOD!!!!
>NYAAAAAA!!!
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>>11304121
Wouldn't Steven fapping without her help makes her jealous?
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>>11304196
It makes me sick thinking about it, but what has to be done has to be done
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>>11304196
i came
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>>11304204
Yeah... shed probably rape him in that case. She would probably stalk him and rape him every time he got naked without her, during the shower and such, too. What a sad fate.
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I like how we get hints of Topaz's "redeemed"/"crystal gem" theme when she opens up to Lars and Steven in "Stuck Together". It's pretty much just her HW theme made lighter + with some synth bells, but it's cute.
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>>11304228
How would he even go to the bathroom in that case? She can't stalk him 24/7
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>>11304196
Wow you captured her annoying as fuck way of speaking perfectly. I even read it in her headache-inducing voice.
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I want to tickle young Greg's pickle
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>>11304268
She can, does, and will. She doesnt need to sleep or eat. And every trip to the bathroom equals one Lapis rape. Hes never free.
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Post more Lapiven!
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>>11304284
post anything other than the same shit you post in every fucking thread
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>>11304305
I haven't posted in a /sug/ in months, I don't keep up with the show unless it's airing.
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Becky is so amazing and beautiful and talented!!! I hope the anon that was upset was not her! I don't want her to be sad! That would make me very sad!
/sug/ I am not going to let bullying go by anymore! I do not know what I'm going to do but I will do something if anyone starts bullying Becky or her friends! Please do not do that!
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>>11304333
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>>11304338
"su" is cut off so it just says "jasupi" (jaspi)
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Hiatus? more like sugarHATEUS
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plep plep plep
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>>11304333
Post Becky Boobers
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Nothing's fucking changed since I was last here.
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>>11304256
Aivi never uploaded new songs after the CD releas?
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>>11304368
No! But you can have DIAPERS INSTEAD!!!
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>>11304284
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>>11304374
/sug/ is /sug/ is /sug/ is /sug/
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>>11304385
CN made them stop after the album got released
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>>11304374
We have a booru tho
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>ywn be claimed by a Quartz Soldier
It hurts
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>>11304401
True.
>>11304415
I mean post-wise.
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>>11304374
Fuck off then bitch
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>>11304283
How she can even go on without raping him for 8 hours while he's sleeping?
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>>11304368
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Pearl asked you to babysit Steven from now on since she learned that his body hasnt aged along with him, but after all of the gems left, Lapis offered to trade you Peridot for Steven. He will probably be raped nonstop but you get to do whatever to Peridot for a few hours, do you accept?
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>>11304463
mm mm yes now post ian benis
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>>11302688
>shota edition

delet this
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>>11304481
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>>11304444
Quads, also she does it before he goes to sleep and once he wakes up. Its the only way.
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>>11304058
I fell asleep kek. Feel free to give critique and advice when I do post, it'd help. Gnight anon.

>>11304070
Same desu
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>>11304472
I don't care if Lapis rapes Steven, I can't wait to put a shotgun to shitdot's gem
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>>11304494
I will, have a nice sleep
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>>11304490
o-oh fuck I'm getting close, I need to see zuke's ass fat rolls now
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>>11304490
>>11304463
what in tarnation
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>>11304339
the cancer is real
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>>11304472
But I wanted Stevem
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>>11304284
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>>11304524
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>>11304541
UNNGGHHHHUUUAAAUGH F-F-FUCK MOMMY
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>>11304541
>Lapis' disinterested face
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>>11302688
Friendly reminder
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>Steven gets raped by Lapis
>goes to Pearl to get comfort from such a traumatic event
>she sees the opportunity and rapes him too
Poor Steven.
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>>11302688
Crimes Peridot is guilty of ageist the USA government:
>Operating a airship without a license
>Operating a non licensed type of airship
>Violating USA airspace
>Crashing a airship into USA territory

>Living in USA territory without a visa
>Living within USA territory without having citizenship
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>>11304491
She spends the entire night just looking at him.
I wonder how long she can go without seeing Steven before going insane
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>>11304603
SHATTER THE BITCH INTO GREEN CEREAL MARSHMALLOW DUST
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Do you know if you snore when you sleep?
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>>11304619
I dont snore, no.
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>>11304619
No, but apparently I laugh in my sleep.
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>>11304619
some people snore so hard they wake themselves up
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>>11304600
He will get raped no matter the gem, if he asks for support.
At this rate he can only go to Greg for help, which he would reply with "nice"
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>>11304173
Does Steven just filter it out by thinking about Connie?
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>>11304619
I don't know if there's something in my bed, but I somehow end up with like imprints of like slashes against my back or stomach, I don't even lay on anything that could do that.
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>>11304619
I've heard I talk in my sleep
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>>11304603
Crystal gems are not legal citizens either, But they would probably get something similar to aboriginal status if the government did notice them.
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>>11304587
We know.
This thread is monitored by the Right Wing Death Squad.
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>>11304697
If the government exists and is smart enough to be relevant.
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>>11304697
>aboriginal status
1) Peridot was not manufactured on earth so no she will not get this.

2)Having or not having citizenship is irrelevant if you committed crimes.
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I'm out
See you later
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>>11304721
There are police officers, The town has a Mayor and not a ruler,

It exists, They just really do fuck-all when it comes to gem-affairs.
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>>11304735
good night you glorious shitposter.
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>>11304619
I snore, but I have no idea I snored until my wife told me about it.
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>>11304767
you mean waifu right?
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>>11304697
Like this?
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>>11304770
Nah. I'm married with kids. The whole shebang.
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>>11304767
Record yourself sleeping n00b.
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why do people go on tinder for friends
the fuck is the point of a dating site if you're looking for friends
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>>11304791
I didn't suspect nor was I curious. Also, back in the 90s recording equipment wasn't easy to come by.
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>>11304814
demisexuals
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>>11304814
Are people really using it for friends? What the hell? That app is for finding a fuckbuddy. Nothing else.
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>>11304839
You're thinking of Grindr.
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>>11304847
I thought Grindr was for gay men to hook up and tinder was the straight version of that.
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>>11304822
>Also, back in the 90s
The nostalgia awww
And Yes I know back in in 90s it was hard I'm talking today its ultra easy.

>I didn't suspect
This was your first mistake.

I record myself to see if I do crazy shit or talk in my sleep.
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>>11304814
continuation
just saw someone who was looking for a weed dealer on there
the fuck
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>tfw he will never review donuts from the Big Donut
>tfw he will never review the Together Breakfast
>tfw he will never review THE BITS
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can't be bothered to stitch so here

http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/164796159787/no-shes-nasty-i-dont-like-nasty-stuff
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>>11304865
>just saw someone who was looking for a weed dealer on there
>the fuck
picture related.
Its the service version of people going off topic in forums.

Also druggies are fucken retarded.
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>>11304851
It is. It's just that Grindr is more commonly used for finding someone to fuck, meanwhile, with Tinder, meeting up to fuck is a lot less common because most women aren't up for that.
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>fixed sleeping schedule a month ago
>regularly sleep at 11PM for the past month
>see i've stayed up till 3AM tonight
Fuck.
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>>11304603
Lapis is actually a world criminal to every nation on the planet she stole the water.
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>>11304939
my sleep schedule fluctuates regularly desu - I used to conk out around 2-3AM usually while browsing /sug/ and watching vids at the same time, but now I'm out around 4-5AM most nights - I used to pull all-nighters sometimes before I realized "hey I shouldn't do that"

I used to be out early too but then the /sug/ nation attacked
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do you think Garnet chases frogs in her spare time when no one else is around
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>>11304905
>sand candy
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>>11304721
>>11304748

The Steven universe government is comically incompetent.
Almost like someone was putting minerals in the water supply.
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>>11305000
or the Crystal Gems have a professional spin doctor in their ranks
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>>11305000
Or at least that's what they want us to think, Government could be relocating anyone who had contact with Gems over to beach city to isolate them, Drugging their food so they forget why they are even in a small tourist town with hardly any people, Quietly observing the gems because they know any action against them in futile.
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>>11305026
Naaa.

My theory is that all the shattered gems from the war mixed with the water (see what is water erosion) and all life who is drinking it has changed.

Look how the SU-humans are oblivious to everything, they are not interested in gem monsters, have no curiosity.

And I say that Ronaldo has a shit load of sapphire shards in him this is why he can predict the future to this level.
>deep in my heart, or like a million tiny crushed up gems, like one crushed up gem coursing through my blood
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>>11305065
>yfw Ronaldo snorts shattered gem dust
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>>11305048
I like this
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>>11305048
>>11305026
>>11305065
>This much hope in a concept that would be 5 seasons late
There is no goverment, earth IS as retarded as every other human besides Connie and Greg makes it out to be.
CGs protected a planet that didn't deserve it.
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>>11305084
CGs and Homeworld scarred the planet, and that scarred humanity.
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>>11305096
Not gonna really argue otherwise as it doesn't faulter the fact they're all useless and dumb as hell.
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>>11305103
True.
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>>11305080
My magic powder keeps the mind control away.
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>>11305103
>CN cartoon governments being useless and dumb as hell
>hell, cartoon governments in general being useless and dumb as hell
how is this news to anyone
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>>11305103
The gems probably meddled in Human affairs quite a bit post-rebellion, Such as preventing major wars that caused major political and culture shifts,

No Hitler, No Nukes, No military industrial complex.
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>>11305152
pretty sure this is canon
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>>11305103
Why are SU humans so retarded?
They are literally unaware of their surroundings.
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Will September be the month of news
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Goodnight
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>>11305181
have these people never heard of collarbones before
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>>11305201
The left one is fine, the one on the right is fat tho
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>>11305132
>hell, cartoon governments in general being useless and dumb as hell
Triggered!

I like for you to give examples of governments who are SU levels of useless.
In the meanwhile I list governments from other cartoons:

Danny Phantom
Guys in White
Are a government agency.
http://www.thetvraven.pro/danny-phantom-season-2-episode-16-s02e16-stream-online-v1-2309
(best example 10:00)
Extremely well funded super tech government agency, kick the main heroes ass seriously.
Are based on Man in Black and are a parody of them.

Men in Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAePIyC4kQ
Government agency.
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>>11305284
>I like for you to give examples of governments who are SU levels of useless.
does Bikini Bottom even have a proper government
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>>11305048
I grew up in a small tourist town, forgetting why you live there in the first place is a matter of course. You don't need to put drugs in the drinking water to achieve that. The availability of drugs elsewhere may have something to do with it, though.
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>>11305309
They are mutants so i exclude them from a list of human governments.
However even in Bikini Bottom they have a DMV and Bob needed to get a drivers license to operate a boat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lfplf_XcBs
They also have a police department.
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>>11305309
We know they have a military.
>NO EATING IN MY CLASS
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>>11305423
I'm interested in this one.
What episode is this?
I preferred if you link to a video clip or the episode itself.
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>>11305423
Mr. Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war.
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Any ideas why the SU government is so incompetent?
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>>11305595
If the government was competent, there'd be no show.
They develop anti-gem weaponry, take out the Crystal Gems, and get completely fucked by Homeworld due to the fact that they have vastly superior technology and there's more than 5 of them.
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>>11305500
Did Mr. Krabs aid in defeating Fishtler during SWII?
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>>11305793
Gems are incompetent too if you think about it, If they were smart they would've became a gem Illuminati, gradually introducing gem-tech to Humans for them to reverse-engineer, Then eventually make their own improvements and advancements, From there they can build their own empire than they at least be capable of holding Homeworld at bay enough for them to flee to another galaxy.
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>>11302965
>>11302992
I just watched that for the first time last night, too.
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>>11302910
Is Steven Gendou?
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I got my abdominal ultrasound done today. I'm really worried. I don't know what they found, but when the people were examining me, they were whispering to each other about if the other "could see it."

I'm so fucking anxious, m8s. I don't know what's coming my way. I hope it's just my gallbladder. I hope my kidneys, liver, and pancreas are relatively okay. I hope they didn't find an abdominal mass.
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>>11305793
>If the government was competent, there'd be no show.
I have to agree with this.

However other shows have competent governments here are some solutions:

Batman 1960
Batman is actually a
>fully deputized citizen
meaning he has the authority to arrest people and its 100% A OK with the government he even works with the police who phones him regularly.

There are other examples of when a super works with the government.
Considering the fact that Cg only fight other gems and don't arrest citizens this can be explained this way.
Not only this there are places on earth who are quarantines by ... (government of Korea?) .... someone where Blue diamond regularly visits.

However the CG are hiding from the government
>I'm not exactly a citizen Steven
http://coub.com/view/eplet

The show looks like a mess at this point, make the CG work with the gov and its all explained, they handle gem stuff so no problem.

The other option is to make the CG stay underground and hide from the government.
The gov will show up to ask some questions in the background or try to recover some gem tech however they never make the connection between these colorful woman and the CG.
This could work better from the start if the CG transformed into something else and looked different like amethyst and her purple puma persona.

Another option is to have the gov be actual villains and the CG run away from the police or some gov department if you can not show the CG actively antagonized by the gov.
The brilliant example of this would be Danny Phantom where he actively hides from the Guys in White
http://www.thetvraven.pro/danny-phantom-season-2-episode-16-s02e16-stream-online-v1-2309
(best example 10:00)

There are other examples like The mask animated series Cops are chasing after the mask (with no effect because the mask is magic) and SWAT engages super powered villains (with no effect).
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Four years, and we have only just seen what Homeworld looks like.
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>>11305945
Nice idea.
>Gems are incompetent
I think the CG are canonically moronic if you think about them.

I'm thinking in getting a far better position in life for example take the Star Trek episode
A Private Little War
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/A_Private_Little_War_(episode)
Here Klingon are influencing some primitive people by giving advanced technology (rifles) to primitives in a war where they want this side to win.
The technology is useless VS Klingon technology so no problem.

So what can the CG do now to get influence? First they need money, they can try to sell things.
The replication wand looks incredibly interesting if its literally magic you can replicate gold with no energy need and sell this gold to get loads of money.

You can do the same with other metals like iron and sell them at junkyards.
This gives you money so you can do things, you can buy senators or finance politicians who support your well being.
These politicians can look away from you operations or create a special gem only zone where humans are not allowed, hell you can even get them to make you part of the government agency so the CG can operate without problems.

We did not have confirmation the CG are not doing this (where do they get the money for the food for Steven or other things?) however why would Pearl run away from the police?
Why not give themselves badges and if cops pull her over she shows her special agent badge and tells them to not interfere in her operations.
They simply look it up check the special badge and leave them alone.
So something like diplomatic immunity.
https://youtu.be/fHSwm9BRT1c
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>>11306140
SU is really terrible.
It took until the arrival for the plot development to even begin.
And even now they are holding back information like crazy and giving shit episodes like Onion Gang.

More plot seriously.
And we only did see some glimpses of homeworld.
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List of gem from Most likely to rape Steven from least likely.

Gems who will absolutely rape Steven.

>Lapis (Do I even have to say?)
>Season 1 Pearl (It was lucky Steven managed to stop her Rose obsession before she tried anything on him.)

Might try to rape Steven

>Current Pearl (The lust for Rose will never truly leave
>Amethyst (She would do it to bully or tease him.)
>Jasper (Hate fucking)
>The Diamonds (Punishment for his crimes)
>centipeetle (If she gives into her monster urges
>Dog Jasper (Her animal need to breed)
>Malachite (One side wants to rape him out of love the other wants him dead.)
>aquamarine (Loves to abuse and hurt things that are weaker then her)
>Fluorite (She needs her sweet 7th)
>Season 1 and 2 Peridot (When she was powerful she could most likely rape Steven and loves to feel powerful, she even kidnapped Steven at one point.)
>Connie (Not a gem but she loves Steven and the thought must have crossed her mind.)

Has thought about raping him from time to time.

>Current Peridot (She loves to feel powerful but she knows she's the weakest of the gems even to Steven.)
>Sapphire (She's into kicky shit.)
>Sugllite (Mostly from Amethysts beastly side)
>Alexandrite (Garnet fights off the urge from Pearl and Amethysts side)

Will never Rape Steven.

>Garnet (She's already fucking 24/7)
>Yellow and Blue Pearl (Don't even know him)
>Rubys (Too pure)
>Zircon (She's far too busy for that kind of thing)
>Topaz (Already loves Topaz)
>Rose (She's dead)
>Pink Diamond (Dead too.)
>Paddy (Pure cinnamon role.)
>Rutile ((Too kind)
>Rhodonite (Too shy)
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Will there be a new thread?
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>>11306238
Kill yourself.
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I fucked that up,
>>11306331
>>11306331
>>11306331
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