/sug/ - Steven Universe General A Cute Mom Edition Last Th

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First for leaks.

Or in this case, what replaced Concrete.

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>>11306349
Better version.

>>11306360

Thanks, I didn't even notice that there was a better version.

And HOLY SHIT, did they really have to replace the entire page?

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List of gem from Most likely to rape Steven from least likely.

Gems who will absolutely rape Steven.

>Lapis (Do I even have to say?)
>Season 1 Pearl (It was lucky Steven managed to stop her Rose obsession before she tried anything on him.)

Might try to rape Steven

>Current Pearl (The lust for Rose will never truly leave
>Amethyst (She would do it to bully or tease him.)
>Jasper (Hate fucking)
>The Diamonds (Punishment for his crimes)
>centipeetle (If she gives into her monster urges
>Dog Jasper (Her animal need to breed)
>Malachite (One side wants to rape him out of love the other wants him dead.)
>aquamarine (Loves to abuse and hurt things that are weaker then her)
>Fluorite (She needs her sweet 7th)
>Season 1 and 2 Peridot (When she was powerful she could most likely rape Steven and loves to feel powerful, she even kidnapped Steven at one point.)
>Connie (Not a gem but she loves Steven and the thought must have crossed her mind.)

Has thought about raping him from time to time.

>Current Peridot (She loves to feel powerful but she knows she's the weakest of the gems even to Steven.)
>Sapphire (She's into kicky shit.)
>Sugllite (Mostly from Amethysts beastly side)
>Alexandrite (Garnet fights off the urge from Pearl and Amethysts side)

Will never Rape Steven.

>Garnet (She's already fucking 24/7)
>Yellow and Blue Pearl (Don't even know him)
>Rubys (Too pure)
>Zircon (She's far too busy for that kind of thing)
>Topaz (Already loves Topaz)
>Rose (She's dead)
>Pink Diamond (Dead too.)
>Paddy (Pure cinnamon role.)
>Rutile ((Too kind)
>Rhodonite (Too shy)


I might do an extra list for humans who might rape Steven.

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>>11306360
earth gems are considers survivors

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I want for a happy happy connie.

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>>11306349
Even if they bow to Tumblr, Concrete will live on forever in our hearts.

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Why is Stevens ass so big?

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>>11306396
A bit of a troubling list, that. If anything, it should be Steven doing the raping.

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>>11306466
Stevens to pure to rape anyone.
He is for being raped.

>>11306349
>>11306360
These designs suck compared to what used to be there and were probably drawn to replace the concrete page entirely since they would've been in there in the first place if they weren't.

>>11306499

The Gem with big ol' grin gives me Wario vibes.

>>11306396
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>>11306485
Kill yourself.

>>11306499
I like the one with the knife.

Lapis is going to pin Steven against the barn wall, and pull his jeans down.

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Gems should go to the movies

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>>11306522
Connies not a gem.
Yet.....

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>>11306522
>Handholding

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>>11306537
Do the gems peek on Steven and Connie when they do age-inappropriate sexual things (like holding hands and kissing each other on the face)?

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to taste her drool!

>>11306542
I'm so sorry you had to see that. I didn't realize the pic was that lewd when I posted it.

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>>11306559
spring club

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>>11306547
Pearl is probably scared Connie might kill Steven through sex like Rose. .

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Can you lot post Coniverse? I need more my folder.

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>>11306580
CAN I

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>>11306580

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>>11306589
Kill myself

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>>11306597

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popped a benzo and feeling alllrrright. post a pic of your favorite gem and tell us the last time you felt happy.

>>11306609
I don't like this one simply because Steven wil be huge when he's older so for this pic to work Connie would be as tall as a giraffe.

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>>11306619

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>>11306621
Yesterday!

>>11306639
>Steven I want you to impregnate me.

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>>11306621
Right now.
I don't remember the last time I was genuinely unhappy

>Martha thread
>no Martha being posted
Sad!

>>11306627
More!

>>11306360
We could have been talking about Steven Universe in this format. But all we got are shit designs, ridicule tumblr bullshit and an annoying piece of shit character that lives in a barn with a mediocre character.

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>>11306667
Is lewd adult Coniverse good?

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>>11306764

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Martha is cute and an underrated MILF

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Does Steven have nightmares because of all the times that Lapis has raped him ?

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>>11306841
Heck yeah, give her a hug and a fug.

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>>11306925
Stevens nightmares usually consist of Steven hanging out with the gems of townies he thinking of as his friends.
But the dream turns sinister when they all have big lewd smiles on their faces and start to grab at Stevens body.
Steven begins to freak out as all the gems and townies shift into Lapis and dogpile Steven ripping off his cloths and molesting him

Hello, is this... /Sug/?

>>11307152
No fuck off nigger

>>11307170
Rude.

>>11306349
>>11306360
Haven't been here the last few days

So they really finally replaced concrete huh?
What about amys page? Since people were complaining about that to

Do you guys remember that liveblogger, Silver? He was a pedo or something I think, I remember him for being a lapolagist

>>11306363
I was thinking that? Did they get rid of all the designs on concretes page?

>>11307284
Ya he was dating a 16 or 17 year old I believe

I'm surprised hes back to live blogging tho and hasn't been chased away

>>11307342
Damn shame, he was one of the best livebloggers and the others don't update nearly as frequently.

>>11307392
I thought he was a good live blogger until he got to Jasper's arc.

Anyone who takes Lapis comment about taking everything out on Jasper as "victim blaming" is forever mentally deficient in my eyes

>>11307408
The "subtle" parts of SU go way over certain people's heads sadly. The same people who criticize Sugar get mad at the show for making people morally grey instead of black or white.

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>>11307487

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>>11306438

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6x42sx/if_you_say_you_watch_steven_universe_for_the_plot/

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>>11307408
Ya I liked him to until it came to lapis and jasper.
I hated the way hed dismiss or outright block people who would dare argue lapis wasnt completely innocent in that situation either. Like the dude was hard set on jasper being the abuser and lapis being the innocent victim.

>>11307496
i love that completely flat and muscular pearl

>>11307522
He felt sorry for Jasper in Jailbreak and Chille Tid, the guy he was going out with after those eps were blogged "identified with Lapis as an abuse survivor" though, and made him change his opinion on the matter.

It's funny because this same guy made him leave his blog after making all of Tumblr think of him as a pedophile. Karma's a bitch

>>11306522
You should go to the movies with me

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>>11306894
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>>11307602
I was thinking that the guy he was dating had something to do with it. That whole situation was messed up

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cute frump

>>11306522
>ynw take connie on a date

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>>11306547
Unless, like Bubble Buddies, Steven specifically asks them not to interfere I imagine they are always watching him and Connie.

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>>11306573
I think Greg did his best to mitigate their fears, but Pearl worries regardless.

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>>11308047
>Steven and Connie have their first time together.
>Its all going well.
>Suddenly Connie hears "You go Steven just like we taught you!
>She looks to the side of the bed to see the gems looking at them as they had sex.
>Pearl was sobbing saying "Just like Rose..."
>Amherst was giggling and cheering Steven on.
>And Garnet filmed them with a hand cam and even gave them both a thumbs up.
>It was an awkward first time.

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>>11308084
>It was an awkward first time.
For Steven, maybe.
>Connie tightens her grip on Steven
>He tries to get off her because he's embarrassed
>Connie's legs lock him in place deep inside her
>His struggles on make her moan harder as she locks eyes with each Gem
>Pearl starts to cry
>Connie cums

>>11308241
>Your coming back to the Barn with me and I'm going to rape the shit out of you.

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>>11306580
A couple of recent finds.

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>>11308312

>>11308312
Connie with bangs is gonna be neat.

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>>11308269
stop perverting their love

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I'm obsessed with Pearl

>>11308389
You're obsessed with shit

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Would she want to fuck Rose if Steven died?

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>>11308389
I can't say I blame you.

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>>11308319
The downside to Conniverse is that half the pics you can't post here.

>>11308441
Cute, non-lewd Connverse is better anyway.

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>>11308454
six of one, half a dozen of the other in my book.

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You're one of the many human prisoners of the Zoo. Just when you're about to hit the hey, you are suddenly whisked away to the private chambers of Holly Blue Agate, who personally wants to preform her "science experiments" on you to see if the stories about hot monkey love are true or not. What do you do?

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>>11308485
Gladly submit, and let her squeeze me between her thicc thighs.

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>>11308515

>>11307274
lmfao who gives a shit about spics

>>11308601
I'm mexican. We find our stereotypes funny. Why do you think we didn't give a fuck about Speedy Gonzales?

>>11307104
Are you sure that's a nightmare and not something that actually happen?

guys, i have bad news for us from ep7 podcast

>Matt and Ben have written TWO episodes involving Ronaldo getting Steven and other characters trapped in a fallout shelter/bunker.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6x6wyp/ep_7_of_the_steven_universe_podcast_su_alumni_ian/?st=j70o8o0a&sh=1f56e84a

>>11308656
They're not on the show any more. What makes you think those episodes will happen?

>>11308656
They say written, but not produced.

And what happened to the Anon who wrote the summary of previous podcasts? I liked his job

>>11308454
cute lewd connie is superior

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>>11308722

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>>11308441
Even Coniverse lewds are so pure.

>>11308773
You're not wrong. I have seen at least two where, despite the lewd nature of the image, they were shockingly pure. Like... totally consensual love making.

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>>11308732
>titjobs with shota

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>>11308863

>>11308656
GET OFF AND STAY OFF THE SHOW LOUSY KEKS

>>11308656
Thank god they're gone, now we know whose fault it is for pushing all the shit townie episodes.

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>>11308732
>>11308879
>older connie art that doesnt have her grow up to be as hot as her mother

>>11308896
A lot of season one makes sense now.

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>>11308906
Good point! Connie should be as hot as her Mom. I don't know why no one draws her that way.

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>>11308951
I think it's the difference in noses. Priyanka looks normal while Connie has this weird toucan sam thing going on.

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>>11308977
I've seen that nose on real indian women. It's actually rather pretty in real life. In any case, nose or not, she should at least have nice tits and ass.

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>>11309005
Oh hell yeah she should have her mother's considerable assets. I'm just saying that the nose could be why artists don't draw her like her mom when it comes to older stuff, I know I have problems making it look sexy for her.

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>>11309062
I can understand that struggle.

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Post cute Lars x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lars

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>>11309128
>Yandere Lars
>Or Yandere Steven.

How would one do this in a green text?
I kind of want to write that.

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>STEVEN!
>KILL ME AND MAKE ME PINK ALREADY!
>WHY DOES LARS GET SPECIAL TREATMENT?

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>>11309149
Honestly, both would be kind of OOC. It makes sense for Lapis because she's pretty mental.

And I'm not sure how Lars character is going to change soon, or how he'll think of Steven later. I feel like he's gonna go on a power rush and kick Steven and Connie off his ship.

>>11309156
Because i'm gay for Lars Connie, now fuck off and bring me my curry.

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>>11309172
Nah, he's clearly going to get too into his new role as captain and endanger them all in an effort to make everyone proud of his new life by goading Emerald with his you do have heart comment, leading to the missle barrage that forces Stevonnie to take the escape pod.

>>11309239
Lars, in trying to be the best he can be for Steven, still gets it wrong. I like that. No one gets a free rez. No one.

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>>11309172
I got it!
Stevens power not only brings dead back to life but it also makes them fall in love with him.
Steven doesn't like this and finds it creepy and Lars goes all creepy kidnapper on him.
Sound good at all?

Oh nice, Loreweaver is liveblogging Are You My Dad? right now.

http://loreweaver-universe.tumblr.com/

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What if... Priyanka and Martha switched body types?

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>no post in 30 minutes
jesus

>>11309315
Wow. I haven't kept up with Loreweaver in ages. I have a bit of a backlog to read through.

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>>11309696
WE are dying.
The only thing keeping us alive at this point is smut and Lapiven.

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>>11309721
And sometimes cosplay.

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>>11309721
We might need to pull /sug/'s plug soon, it's hard to live solely on life support.

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>>11309834
I wish cosplayers were more slutty

>>11309834
source, please? Google is yielding no results

>>11309852
that's pearl from the hit cartoon network anime "steven's universe"

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We need more gems dressed up as succubi.

>>11309875
thanks bro

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>>11309102
Do you think Steven's healing spit would regrow the hymen every time he kissed Connie after sex?

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whatcha listenin' to fellas

>>11309909
Possibly

>>11309446
My boner would assume direct control

>>11309919
Remo Drive live at Audiotree
https://remodrive.bandcamp.com/

https://www.last.fm/user/Siriuslyman1

>>11309297
It worked after he spit on Lapis, so it could work.
Or if Lars want to make up for him after reviving him

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>>11309919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5TpNmS4OX0

I think it's highly appropriate for how most of us feel right now while on the Hiatus.

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>>11309844
>we'll never get this with SU cosplays

>>11309919
The radio to pass the time, there's a match tonight

>>11309966
What match?

>>11310030
Chile vs Paraguay for the WC qualifiers in a few hours

>>11310053
Lol we will very likely not make it again here. But I've grown used to the pain and don't care anymore.

>>11310053
Ooh another football fan here, amazing

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>>11309844
Me too.

>>11309852
http://m3rryg4m.tumblr.com/tagged/Steven-galaxy

>>11309909
>>11309933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikXim4wevc

>>11309965
This hurts me.

>>11310124
My man!

>>11309315
also Jetwolf finished Rose's Scabbard yesterday. It took her three days and she ultimately wrote over 3300 words about it

>>11309721
post lapiven smut

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>>11310124
kelly comes close but its rare, had to go through a bunch of other cosplay posts to find this one.

>>11309919
https://soundcloud.com/rangga71/pandai-besi-melankolia

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>>11310137
I don't see it on their blog. Patreon only?

>>11310163
I think all the good lewd cosplayers went to Overwatch.

>>11310102
With the exception of Brazil and Venezuela, everybody else has the same chances of qualifying or fucking up.
I also wanted to see Uruguay Argentina, but its at the same time.

>>11310120
Even if you don't care about the league, everybody gets hyped then the NT plays.
A lot of people in the streets wearing the NT shirt

>>11310137
Oh, Jetwolf's back at it? Neat. I thought it was a shame that she dropped after folks gave her shit for drunkblogging Alone Together. I'll have to catch u–
>Patreon-exclusive
Oh.

>>11310189
yeah, apparently people were being shitty in her asks so she put it behind a wall

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I know I'm gonna get dragged for posting a Roundtable vid, but

https://youtu.be/EKBZIEXk3Uo

assuming that this theory ends up true/similar to in-show events, I thought it may explain why Pink Diamond seems to be associated with fire AND plants.

The Robot Shooty Thing had the ability to shoot balls of electricity, ice, and fire. We've also seen that Amethyst and Jasper are able to summon flames in several of their attacks. However, there's plenty of plant based imagery attached to Pink; her palanquin and Zoo feature a floral pattern, flowers grow on her now decrepit palanquin. Her most notable creation, ROSE Quartz, has plenty of abilities associated with plants and healing. And Padparadscha, theorized to have been part of her court, is stated to have flower theme + be inspired by Peach/Daisy. Plus, fire and grass/plants can be seen as opposites; fire burns, it's destructive, it kills, whereas plants are serene, give life, and help that life survive.

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>>11310205
Goddamnit.

>>11310193
I'm Dutch so you might change your opinion on that haha

>>11310243
So.... #sucritical is expanding to other cartoons. Ain't that a bitch.

Any fun purging stories?

>>11310243
>girls dont hate each other as much as the media portrays it

bitch the media portrayal is SO fucking tame

>>11310221
I meant in Southamerica
But yeah, I'm reading the thread of that game. I don't know how you guys fucked up so bad

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>>11310389
Well, there was this one time we needed a Talisman of Purity...

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>>11310146
Double-team hugging!

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>>11310243
>girls dont hate each other as much as the media portrays it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

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>>11310243
>girls don't hate each other as much as media portrays
lel
They'll probably make up eventually anyway, the show has kinda set the groundwork for it already.

>>11310389
here's a couple
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Battles_of_the_Crusades

>>11310243
>girls don't hate each other as much as media portrays
this is not only wrong, its something i've heard hundreds of girls say

>>11310382
It hasn't even finished it's first season yet and they're already bitching about it.

>>11310530
They've become semi-professional bitchers.

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I want Skinny to force herself onto me.

>>11309315
I refuse to believe she immediately figured out the my dad was from Peridots list.

>>11310549
A lot of people did. Never underestimate the super fan's ability to remember banal details.

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>>11310537
As a boy, I always wanted an older, stronger woman to take me.

These days the older women I want are my age... I still haven't had one stronger than me.

>>11310562
It was only one dude here that figured it out, everyone was pretty shocked and agreed this was the case.

>>11310549
Do you just not pay attention?

>>11310572
I knew about it shortly after the first trailer aired, but only because an anon figured it out, it was quite a few hours after it dropped though

>>11310572
Not everyone has mega-autism.

>>11309315
God I hate this bitch, she acts all mighty and smart about everything in this show and it irritates me so much. The thing I hate about her liveblogs the most is when the Diamonds are on screen and she starts insulting them, holy fucking shit.

>>11310603
Thank you for this

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>>11310563
I know that feel. When I was in highschool there was this older girl who thought is was cute and would hug me and be very touchy-feely. I remember her hugs felt so soft and loving, it was great. I will probably never experience an older girl's embrace ever again :'(

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>>11310602
>not everyone has mega-autism
if you're still here on a dying general im not so ure

>>11310611
She's been pretty sassy about the current episode she's covering. I though I Am My Dad? had issues but other than Raven's sloppy art it was pretty good.

>>11310124
OMG, source please, this pearl makes me hard

>>11310549
>>11310611
>>11310643
>she
...I think you may have gotten mixed up with another liveblogger. Lore's a dude.

>>11310570
One guy figured first here during the leaks, so it wasn't much of a surprise when the episode aired.
I saw a couple of guys who figured out when sawing it blind.

>>11310676
Who fucking cares?

>>11310622
Well, it was more like, "I'm 8 years old and I'd like a 25 year old woman to sneak in here and teach me sex stuff."

When I was in middle school my brother's girl friends and girlfriends would come over. That was pretty damn hot. Freshmen year all the Senior cheerleaders knew me. That glory lasted until they graduated during my Softmore year.

>>11310655
Um... the source is right in that comment.

>You're shopping for groceries in a local market in Beach City
>Then SHE shows up.
>You roll your eyes and curse under your breath as you glare over at the short green little shit in the aisle beside you.
>This annoying cunt was the most irritating person in the entire small town
>Her voice would drive you insane
>Her autistic antics would make you wanna just fucking die
>You think her name is Peridot or some shit.
>She introduced herself to you when you moved into town and from that moment you couldn't stand the spastic bitch.
>She talks to everyone in town like they've known her for years
>The worst part is they're too nice to tell her to fuck off.
>Fuck this
>You're gonna be a good member of the community
>You're gonna do the town a favor
>You're gonna buy your groceries
>You're gonna wait for her to buy hers
>You're gonna follow her home
>And you're gonna fucking rape her.

>>11310751
>And you're gonna fucking rape her
lol fucking why though?

>>11310570
I'm still surprised I got that it was from "Marble Madness" so fast.

>>11310624
Touche

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This is Ultra Topaz. Not as fast as Super Topaz or as powerful AND fast as Super Topaz 2, but waifu tier all the same.

>>11310751
Cont.

>You sneak behind her as she made her way towards where, you assume, she lives
>The stupid bitch is too happy and carefree to even notice you.
>Oh this is gonna be too easy.
>You both arrive at a large field of corn.
>This is the place, there's no better way.
>You throw your groceries aside and sprint towards the small woman.
>Before she can turn around to see the source of the noise, you violently fucking tackle her into the field of corn, planting her face down into the dirt.
"Ow! Lapis! That really hurt!"
>You hold your laughter as you pin her down and begin to undo the button and zipper on your pants.
"I know how much you like playing tricks on me, but you're being a little rough."
>She laughs. Genuinely.
>Jesus, this bitch is too stupid.
>You take a good look at her frame.
>Such a small, thin figure.
>You could've been a toddler and she couldn't fight back.
>All that aside, she's got some really nice hips now that you take a good look
>And a tight, tender little ass
>You press against her back with one hand, keeping her down.
>She grunts slightly, her laughter becoming a little nervous.
"Lapis? I'm serious. This hurts."
>With your free hand, you grab onto her panties, or whatever the fuck these things are, and roll them down her ass.
"Lapis? What are you doing?"
>Her laughter stops.
>You lift her hips up, draping her thin, legs over yours.
>Your cock twitches as it rubs up against her pussy.
"H-Hey!"
>You take of your hands and take her arms, bending them and pinning them to her back.
"Hey! Stop!"
>Just shut the fuck up.
"Lapis! Help!"
>You press down hard as you force yourself inside.

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>>11310948
Pink Diamond in the stylized flashback. I doubt we'll ever actually see it on screen in a regularly animated manner.

>>11310977
The fallout when Lapis leaves will be GLORIOUS.

>>11310960
Oh I think we will, they'll probably save it for a gem that's had minimal screen-time. Either Holly, off colors, aqua or Topaz.

>>11310948
Hopefully at least a gem with a name.

>>11310938
Bump for this

>>11310948
holly jolly

>>11310751
>>11310938
kek keep going

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Good day /sug/!! I hope Becky is having a good day today!!!!!!!! She is doing an amazing job with Steven Universe and I am very thankful!!

>>11310948
Lapis

>>11310991
you know they'll deny it anon, they will just think its lapis being scared and not having anything to do with peridot

>>11311060
lol poor Rebecca

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>>11311060
that rose does not look happy

>>11310938
Wait, so I'm Lapis?
I can't self insert like this

>>11310977
I'm gonna be so upset if they fuse

>>11311063
Rebecca doesn't have it in her to do that, I'd love for /sug/ to freak out if she did.

>>11306427
>>11306349
WHAT?!! NOOO!!

>>11310938
>You shove her face into the dirt, trying to quiet her screams and cries for help
>God damn, when you thought about doing this, you didn't know if it'd be worth it.
>Fuck. It's better than you would've imagined.
>She's really damn tight, but that doesn't stop you
>She doesn't deserve you being gentle
>You can hear her muffled sobs as you pound and pound deep into her.
>You lift her head up slightly, giving her a bit of "breathing" time.
>She gasps and begs you to stop.
>She can barely get her pleas out through her huffing and crying.
>You lift her up a bit more before slamming her face back down into the dirt.
>Violently, but just enough to hurt her but keep her awake.
>You take your hand off her head to give her sweet ass a few hard, violent smacks.
>You watch as she struggles to push off the ground, her arms shaking and trembling.
>Her sobbing and your vicious smashing certainly didn't make it any easier.
"Lapis... Please help me..."
>She called out for her friend again
"Why?"
>She gave up on crying, just trying her best to keep a stern, strong posture as you fucked her
>Fuck that, though.
>You swipe her arms aside, causing her to flop back down into the dirt.
>You press both of your arms against her shoulders, pinning her hard
>Her bravery is short lived as she begins to cry and whine all over again.
>Oh fuck. You're gonna cum.
>You wanted her to feel every last drop.
>Your thrusts got even more violent, more than you thought possible.
>You push both hands against the back of her head.
>You felt your dick throb, ready to erupt.
>You pull back, letting only your tip stay inside
>The gremlin would whimper and squirm as she felt every last burst of burning cum flood her insides.
>You kept just the tip in so she could feel herself being filled, occasionally pressing down on her head.
>Holy shit.
>That was fucking awesome.
>You pulled out and stood up.
>She didn't turn around to see her assailant.
>She just curled into a crying mess.
>Annoying bitch.

>>11311120
Are you retarded?

>>11310948
Probably one of the off colors, maybe fluorite. Whoever it is will be a new character we've only known for a couple episodes just like any other show would do except GoT

I haven't been on here for a while because college started. What's new my dudes? How's everyone been

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>>11310948
If it's a main, then they'll just get pinked. If it's some rando then it's alright. A Diamond, probably WD, will likely shatter some no-name (offscreen of course)

>>11311063
I wish. Lapis is way too popular to kill off. Same with Peridot

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Was "Are You My Dad?" really THAT bad? I though it was only the animation that let it down. It seems like Lore's one of those fans who lets stuff like "Steven not getting out of a log right away" get to them.

>>11310948
peridot and ruby have both been foreshadowed
i hope it happens to either desu

>>11311183
She was calling him Lapis before the rape even started, then started to call Lapis for help

>>11311147
Someone close to Steven has to shatter for the sake of his character growth, And give Steven a reason to truly despise homeworld, It has to be Lapis, Shes too powerful to be a part of the main cast, The most distant and replaceable of the earthworld gems,

Lapis is going to have second thoughts about running away, Attempt to rescue Steven only to get curb-stomped by a powerful homeworld gem, Maybe not fully shattered, But have her gem split in two, So then perhaps she can be resurrected as a much later point.

>>11311176
Nice, is that it? Also, do you have any other stories like this?

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>>11310124
Will somebody make an investment and buy the slut pearl packs to share with fellow anons?

>>11311218
Slow. Nothing too relevant to tell.

>>11311298
I was gonna lead into it being a dream sequence with the reader being Lapis all along but I aborted that.

I'm the anon who did the Stars greentext a while back.

>>11311251
I don't know, who are you asking? Are you asking people who just want to eat their fucking nachos and enjoy a fun cartoon, or are you asking people who think steven universe is srs bsns and decides the fate of nations across the world?

>>11311331
Just /sug/ I guess

>>11311251
Steven was the lowest point of the episode though.

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why hasn't Pearl interacted with Lapis or Jasper even though they share the most parallels with her

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>Hey...ummm...I just wanted to say I think your "gulp" really cute.
>Do you think by any chance we can go on a...date?

>>11311364
What did you get from that where it says he wasn't?

>>11311354
Steven universe doesn't exist. It's a collective hallucination that we all share, supposed to keep us from existential dread. Widespread depression is taking more and more members of our collective, causing the illusion to fade, which we refer to as 'the hiatus'.

>>11311310
I like how see painted her nipples but is it really worth it?

>>11311398
cuz matt and ben needed to write more townie episodes because they're fucking retards

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>>11311404
>For the fifteenth time, Steven...I'M NOT GAY!

>>11309919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07KLWnOKWmI

>>11311404
Maybe when you're a little older, bro.

Aw, don't be sad. I'll take you to the arcade.

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What does fucking a gem's gem feel like? Is it tight inside, or is it just squeezing at the entry point, and loose inside? Does it have a smooth, or rough, or gooey texture?

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>>11311440
Lars has had sex with every older dude in Beach city.
And he's always on bottom.

>>11311417
You said it
>It seems like Lore's one of those fans who lets stuff like "Steven not getting out of a log right away" get to them.
The log was just one thing from multiple fucks up Steven did during that episode and the next one.

Would you watch a two-part episode where Ronaldo is trapped in a bunker with Steven?

>>11311460
It's a large storage room for Pearls, you'll probably smash and cut yourself on random objects.

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>>11309919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAE1XTvKLXA

My favorite band.

>>11311485
if it involved a pissed off gem then it'll be pretty funny.

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>>11311467
Will he even grow up after getting pinked?

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>>11311503
Lars is going to be like Jack Harkness from Doctor Who.
He's going to travel the Stars for centuries and fuck every intelligent creature he comes across.

>>11311501
Being chased through the tunnel system would be pretty good. Maybe they have to decipher something written in Gem before they're captured.

>>11311481
That was me who said that (anon, confusing, I know). It's a little contrived sure, but it doesn't ruin the episode or bring it down IMO. What I loved most about AYMD? was the sense of dread. It really worked, and the whole bomb ended extremely well.

>>11311501
What if it was with Onion?

>>11311535
Fuck
I miss Jack

>>11311398
I think this is deliberate. Young people like Steven, even ones that aren't magical space heroes, have lots of adult influences some of whom never move in the same circles despite their similarities.
Pearl is also the CG that Lapis has the most beef with and she tends just to run away from her problems. Season 5 might see Lapis having to deal with her shared history with Pearl at the same time as Pearl has to open up about her past to Steven.

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>>11311503
Lars is going to be the last human in the universe and will be their to watch the Earth be burned up by the sun.

>>11311460
I think will we tight at first, before entering in full.
Inside you'll probably feel nothing, or maybe it will be similar to water waves, but more sparkling

>>11311443
>liking Kill La Kill

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>>11311544
I miss him too
I miss him too.......

Ill cum on you, george, go away

>>11311537
also why are we talking bunkers anyway? Does earth become an apocalyptic warzone in season 6?

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>>11311290
I really want pinkpis. But I don't think it'll be that difficult to revive a gem, it'd just be like gluing together a puzzle. Corruption will probably be the most complex thing to fix.

>>11311565
We need another Torchwood man I'm dying
I don't care if they have to just reset the in-show universe I need it

>>11311535
Why does his face look like plastic

>>11311572
According to the lastest podcast, Matt and Ben wrote a couple episodes involving Ronaldo and said bunkers. Guessing they were thrown in the trash.

>>11311572
I hope so.

>>11311537
I liked Are you my dad, how Aquamarine and Topaz acted at first, even Connie was good. It was a episode that gave a sense of danger and worry that was pretty lacking in the last season.
Even so, personally I think they wrote Steven too incompetent, even for himself. It would have been even more enjoyable if Steven acted in a more mature way, but I won't call it a bad episode just for that.

>>11311588
I know that, I'm wondering why they're using bunkers in the first place unless there were under attack

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>>11311597

>>11311626
Probably just Ronaldo being Ronaldo.

>>11311398
The plot didn't call for it yet. Jasper is dead for now and Lapis bonding with the CG but still leaving wouldn't make sense. Both will happen this season and next so better late than never?
This show has very poor pacing.

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>>11311597
Why is Steven such a slut?

>>11311627
NewEpisodeAnnouncement.jpg

>>11311653
Rebecca abandoned us. She lives in the jungles of Thailand now. RIP Steven Universe

>>11311647
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

If Steven was able to shapeshift into anything you wanted and wanted to have sex with you, would you do it?

>>11311720
ya

>>11311720
You're assuming I wouldn't want to just have sex with Steven

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>>11311653
There shall be no new episodes of the program featuring the gem boy, nor shall there be any airing of previously aired episodes or promotional material acknowledging his existence. That will be all.

What if Steven shapeshifted into a hot woman and seduced Kevin? And then once he and Kevin were fucking and Kevin was about to climax Steven turns back into himself and taunts Kevin as he cums? And then he gets Kevin arrested for statutory rape?

>>11311573
Main issue is that kind of healing would be dependent on Steven, He would try to put her back together, Putting her gem duct-tapped together in a bucket of tears, Eventually healing the gem but Lapis herself never resurfaces, Or just outright becomes corrupted.

What did I miss, /sug/?

>>11311750
bunker ronaldo episodes scrapped

>>11311754
>someone is probably jacking off to this right now

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>>11311747

>>11311749
The clusters aren't corrupted, they're just their normal body parts scattered around. If Steven glued them together they'd probably come back perfectly fine. Shattering doesn't seem too bad an issue honestly.

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what kind of novelty ball gag would one of your favorite gems have?

>>11311754
>red underwear

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Is Blue Pearl secretly a cunt under that hair

if your waifu wanted you to stick a cheez-whiz can up her butt and fill her until the can was empty would you?

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I wanna fuck magical boy.

>>11311821
Blue Pearl killed Pink Diamond.

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>>11311840
That's what we call "tough luck" here on earth

>>11311821
You-Know-Who (the "leaker") said Bloople was an important spy for the CG's during the war. I can see that happening.

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Is anyone on /sug/ bara? This doesn't include fat neckbeards.

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>>11311747
Steven is not legally registered, so I don't think he has a legal age.

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>>11311840
yaaaaaas

pour one out for our nibba concrete

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>>11311817
Jasper: A bone

>>11311818
So what does she wear then, Stevens underwear?

Don't be ridiculous.

>>11311869
My uncle works at nintendo and he said that Rose Quartz is actually G-man.

>>11311894
Why is su critical erasing blacks? pretty fucked desu

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is it better or worse that this hiatus came after such a hype sequence of episodes?

>>11311905
>G-Man
>Steven in a gem who happens to be a Man
Gem-Man