/ERP/ Talk Shit. Get fit. Precum: >>11293418

Did you guys let the thread die?

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>Letting DMG make the thread
>That disgusting green dick
ew

>>11299165
Fuck off Paul.

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>Skitters into thread.

>>11299159
I went to take a nap since I got tired of seeing people try to squeeze blood from a stone.
Didn't even notice the page

>leave for a few weeks
>all the thread has anymore is Paul and DMG most of the day
Where are all the fucking anime girls?

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>>11299190
>Nobody looked at my dumb shitpost last thread so I have to post it again XDDDD

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>>11299159
I was playing OW don't bully late thread

Post Paul's face already, you faggots.

>>11299215
Nice blog as always

>>11299190
I would

>>11299207
You Paul can I ask you something?

>>11299226
Finish that starter Paul?

>>11299224
Surprisingly, nobody has it
He's pretty adamant about keeping himself secret

>>11299215
>late 2017
>still playing overwatch
why don't you play a REAL game?

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>>11299250
The fuck do you want

>>11299259
>thanks to Paul I can't just dislike DMG for being a blogging troublemaker
Another one for the book of grudges

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>>11299262
Different anon but some people on this site have seen my face

>>11299259
>Disliking DMG's blogposting = Paul
ok

>>11299206
Hiding from the paultism most likely

>>11299259
I don't think this funpost works anymore
He clearly doesn't even understand starters

>>11299262

Someone last thread said they had it.

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>>11299146
God I love Wii-Fit Trainer.

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>>11299283
Who the fuck are you

>>11299299
I'd rip a hole in her spats to fuck her

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>>11299301
I'm not telling you just because it's funny.

>>11299275
Hypothetically, if someone wrote a starter for you that just involved them pulling their dick out, would you take it?

I say this as someone who doesn't want to see you get shit on. I'm just honestly curious.

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>>11299267
I got bored of XCOM 2. No bully.
Also card posting for lewd things.

>>11298863
(I dont know if you're still here, my internet kinda shat itself)
Good, I would hope a slut like you wouldn't have any objections. Not that it'd matter, I'd just do it anyways.
>Grabbing her underwear by the waste band he yanked them down to her knees, quickly shoving his fingers back inside of her sopping wet slit. As his hand explored her insides, he used the other one to spread her buttcheeks apart, gauging a good look at what exactly he was in for
You look nice and tight... I'm guessing not much gets in here, hm?

>>11299330
>I say this as someone who doesn't want to see you get shit on.
Why wouldn't you?

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>>11299336
>bullies

>>11299344
(Is this for me, I'm sorta slow, it looks like it's for me.)

>>11299336
I was gonna buy xcom 2
can't decide if I'll get into it enough

>>11299336
>not liking xcom 2
haha wow dmg having shit taste I'm super surprised

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>>11299324
Why are you blogshitting about people seeing your face when they're talking about MY face
You realize who you're talking to, right?

>>11299330
Idk I guess
I didn't even wanna play IQ after Faye's shitshow anyways

>>11299336
I want DMG to mind control me and make me her little sex slave!

>>11299375
I too want to see DMG do the 500th mommy wommy milk me please! session they do every thread

>>11299370
Paul
leave

>>11299367
(It is for you)

>>11299190
...Man I have GOT to start vetting the shit my dealer sends me.
>Awkwardly pokes a mannequin head.

>>11299389
Then don't read it?

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>>11299367
>Doesn't like this.

>>11299369
Great game. The customization is real good. I made Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

>>11299370
GREAT game. Just can't play it for too too long. I get salty.

>>11299375
Didn't I do that this morning.

>>11299356
Cause it's getting kinda sad to look at.

>>11299374
Thanks now I know.

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>>11299374
I realize who. Clearly it's working to bug you.

>>11299389
I too want to see anon roleplay the same scene and positions with every ava

>>11299336
Man do I want Harley to grind and tease my cock with her rubbery ass.

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>>11299374
>I didn't even wanna play IQ
that's why you asked for the starter and chickened out when it was more than two sentence right bro

>>11299413
>The customization is real good. I made Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Absolutely epic!

>>11299415
>Feeling sympathy for Paul.
>Ever.

I hope you're just ignorant.

>>11299350
Is the doctor in ?

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>>11299415
Yuh

>>11299433
yeah, I asked, hoping it would be something good
Fuck me for trying, right?

>>11299413
SICK BLOG, FAMILY

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>>11299432
>Want anything with that or just nondescript fuck void?

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>>11299318
She's got the ideal body of a woman, such a gorgeous babe.

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>>11299344
>She gasps and moans some more as the man handles her down, making her wetter by the second as the inspects her body
Ah!~ N-no o-one dares to get I-ah!~ the spooky ghost!

>>11299413
(You are liked by everyone and have good taste in avas and a nice butt!)
(Nerd!)
(Did I bully right?)

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>>11299468
>fuck me for trying
but you literally didn't try at all

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>>11299404
>She cracks open the plastic skin around her central head and screeches loudly at the Anon.

>>11299248
>Skitters over to the Anon and pounces on them.

>>11299432
man do I want to grind and tease harley's cock with my rubbery ass

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>>11299502
You tried. And that's all that mattered.

>>11299515
OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT
>He yanks a broom from the shelf nearby and swings wildly at the cracked open maw.
BACK YE DEMON, BACK.

>>11299468
Do you realize how retarded and arrogant you look for being so picky when you're practically begging for ANYONE to RP with you?

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>>11299540
(O-oh...)

(That's still the best pic so far)

>>11299480
Maybe it could escalate to a good ol' ass pounding, that rear is a definitely to die for. Maybe a good set up for it would be her being approached by a perverted man looking to have his way with her.

>>11299555
It's like he wants to perpetually whine and be a victim of the cruel ERP community. Like that in of itself would make me not want to RP with someone.

>>11299540
>Grabs the pillow soft mage butt
Are you really gonna flaunt yourself like that?

>>11299515
>Fear fills his pupils the moment it starts moving, he has no time to react at all and falls back onto the ground
>pomf
w-what are we gonna do on the bed?

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Thread, or oper8ing oper8ionally killing terrorists and stuff?

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>>11299563
>It's why I posted it!

>>11299593
>Sure, I'm cool with whatevers. Write up a starter with whatever you want.

>>11299611
>With her ass grabbed she jumped upwards, soon giggling at her own silliness as she waved her ass around casually.
With a body like mine how can I NOT?

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One more try for new thread.
If anyone wants to fuck with a faggot, I'm here. Just looking if there's any interest before actually wasting my time.

>>11299540
>>11299563
>You will never tie these two sluts up in this position and wedge a double foot long dildo between their asses.

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>>11299632
Neither, oper8 oper8ionally innazone instead

>>11299634
>Kissu

>>11299633
>sleeps on her comfortable cheeks

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>>11299633
(I know!)

>>11299655
(L-lewd!)

Daily list po-... if one cares about it then I should stop posting it. Last one I guess...
https://pastebin.com/qbzLAJkb

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>>11299659
>innazone
fuck
that

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>>11299625
>The Mannequin creature violently twitches and shudders, two of it's hands reaching down to the man's groin and unbuckling his jeans.

>>11299551
>The broom thuds hollowly against her plastic head. The creature hisses and snaps at him as he continues to beat her with the broom.

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>>11299697
scared of mutants ya fgt?

>>11299633
>His hand latches to her other cheek, his fingers sinking into her skin as he massaged her soft bottom with both hands
Haha... well, in that case, I hope you don't mind me getting a better feel for it?

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>>11299708
Nah, prefer killing terrorists

Besides, the metro is where I oper8 if I want to kill bitches

>>11299704
>He finally stops after a few more whacks, the bristled head still pointed at the creature as he circles around it.

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>>11299673
>Molests

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>>11299729
>the metro
vomitting

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>>11299739
>tfw no bloodsucker gf

I'm still not finished with the metro, stalker later

>>11299729
I wanna be your prisoner of Waifu War

>>11299634
Hey girly boy, do you wanna make out with a masculine man?

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>>11299655
Now that's double ended lewd.

>>11299675
>Tries not to move too much to wake anon up.

>>11299719
Oh go nuts!
>The soft cheeks of her plush backside sink between his fingers, the jiggly pillowey butt bouncing with every little light hit.

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>>11299762
But I wanna go kill terrorists!

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>>11299757
>not wanting to fuck a snork
>snork succ
>snorcc
That said if you haven't finished metro that's at least a valid reason to take it over Stalkan, carry on.

>>11299704
>He keeps his eyes on it, as terrifying as it is, he continues to watch its movements closely. If it was gonna kill him....he'd be dead for sure already...He tried to keep his breathing calm and not make his fear too obvious.
>He definitely didn't want to piss it off but....he couldn't help but squirm a bit as his pants came undone and his soft package hung out for display.
>Not like he'd have a boner in this situation.
Y-you're not gonna eat me right?

>>11299779
Just be careful out there, awoo, life is precious

>>11299733
>Likes this.

>>11299502
Mmh, you're quite spooky aren't you? You've certainly spooked my cock, so you'll have to deal with the consequences.
>He pulled his hand away from her crotch, using both of them to hold her rear in place as he position himself. His length slipped between her cheeks, thrusting himself forward a bit between them. After a few minutes off hotdogging himself between her soft rear, he used one hand to spread her butt apart, his other guiding his rod as he pushed it up to her tight butthole
Hold on tight, I'm not one to take my time.
>Though he was slow at first, gently pressing himself inside until his tip was engulfed by her ass. Then, with one swift and sudden thrust, he slammed the rest of his cock inside, spreading her ass with his girth
N-Nghh! F-Fuck, you are tight...

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>>11299781
Yeah, but I don't really have the feels for it right now, killing terrorists on the other hand is what I'm feeling like

>>11299798
Unless it's a terrorist

Anyway I'm out, or falling back to lurking. You know how to summon me

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>>11299823
Godspeed, you kill 'dem sandies.

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>>11299769
I'd love to. How'd exactly you wanna do this? We can just jump into it, if you want, or I can grab a little starter I did with the intention of drunk faggy teasing until the other guy took advantage of him.
>>11299800
>Likes this too.

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>>11283896

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>>11299855
no one is of caring

>>11299775
It's so soft... Is this part of your magic too, or is this natural?
>He gave her right cheek a firm smack with his hand, leaving a red mark before returning to his massaging. His member had quickly hardened, tenting in his pants. He pushed forward, grinding his bulge between the heavenly cheeks
I suppose it doesn't matter... You've made me damn horny either way.

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>>11299796
>A plastic hand gripped his member and began to stroke the soft cock. Still looming over the man. Chittering softly and cocking it's head off to one side.

>>11299731
>The creature continues shuddering and twitching, one of it's heads always tilting to keep it's eyes on the assailant as he circled.

>>11299840
Likes that you like this.

>>11299840
A drunk guy sounds good, post the starter.

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>>11299810
>She was calmly spouting hushed moans as the man gently pushed himself in, before shouting a moan as the man thrusted in her quickly as possible, the pleasure that this thrust gave her was immense
AAhh!~ N-No! B-be gentle!

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>>11299878
Maaaaybe just a little magic-AH
>She jumped at the sudden smack, her pale flesh reddening as it was hit, but still she pushed back against the tenting cock, grinding the full fat member against her plump soft butt, reaching back she smacked the other cheek with a stern shot.

>>11299880
>Time to do something retarded!
>After making a full circle of the creature, he stops once again near the cracked open head, a hand slowly and gently moving towards it, ready to yank away at any sudden movement.

>2hus with guns
I'm erect.

Why are all the sluts associated with the color blue?
>>11299925
>>11299934

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>>11299889
>Kisses.
>>11299890
Sorry, took a little longer than expected to find it.)
>Relaxing in the living room with half a bottle of whiskey and flipping through the numerous channels on the television, the effeminate male lounged on the couch with his legs propped up on the coffee table as he had sunk into the couch through his drinking. He wore a loose top that hadn't been fixed and his slouching exposed his smooth stomach. His longer than average hair brushed just past his bare shoulders since the shirt's collar was stretched out quite a bit. The tight pair of shorts that hardly came halfway over his thighs hugged the curvature of his feminine figure rather well besides the fact that they were partially tugged down a little past his waist from previous attempts to sit up straight. Bored and wanting something fun to do, the drunk male called out to any of his housemates that might be home.
Hellooo? Anyone here? Wanna play some games or watch a movie? Or fuck?
>Albeit he was feeling bolder than usual, he still whispered his last proposition under his breath before taking another large gulp of the harsh tasting beverage he had at disposal.

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>>11299960
It's cute?

>>11299880
Gah! W-wh- fuck wait hey....T-that's not a toy
>He let out a surprised groan, what the fuck, this thing...was jacking him off? About the last thing he expected, though not the least pleasant. Maybe it was just planning to start ripping him apart....starting from that particular muscle....fuck that.
>he began to slowly crawl away from under the mannequin, while also fighting the aching urge between his legs....but this thing was actually really fucking good at it. His cock was twitching under it's touch, slowly hardening with each sweet stroke
>Don't get hard, don't get hard damnit

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>>11299960
(Because blue is for submissive slu-
>>11299989
(I-I mean yeah it's cute!)

>>11299989
Just like you.

>>11299964
Catch you later Incase.
>Kissu

>>11299779
Okay... I'll be right here, vulnerable to anyone who could sneak and kidnap me.

>>11300011
Blue and buttfuck start with a B, that's clearly it

>>11299989
DMG I like to pretend the dark magician girl in my honey select is you.

>>11299925
Hah... No can do~
>He bucked over top of her, one arm wrapping around her waist while the other went high, his hand grabbing on of her breasts and began to massage and tease it. His hips began to pull back, slowly at first, only to slam back in her once again. This went on for some time, each smack into her increasing his speed as the connecting of their skin rang out through the room
Mmh... Come on, you like it rough don't you? Don't pretend you don't. Those moans are ratting you out you know.

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>>11299960
(The world will never truly know.)

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>>11300011
Cute like two different colored eyes.

>>11300017
>GASP
ME? CUTE?

>>11300076
Honey.. select?

>>11299964
>He heard his invitation and arrives at the scene, seeing him in his drunken state.
Oh come on, are you seriously drinking again? You always try and get me to do something with you whenever you're like this and it's getting really annoying y'know. What, do you 'like' me or something?

>>11300073
You're forgetting Blowjob, Boobs, and Benis.

Where my lurkers at?

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>Looks around cautiously, as if checking for something or someone. Call then walks in a little quickly. It's not quite enough to be noticeably fast, though. Her demeanor returns to normal, now that she's made her way inside. The robot waves and looks around at the people in the room.

>>11299934
Thats more like it...
>His hands grabbed her by her hips, yanking her back to grind more of himself against that plush rear of hers
I take it you like what you feel?

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>>11300169

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>>11299949
>It continues it's unnatural movements but doesn't otherwise react, it's circular maw twitching softly.

>>11300004
>Though he was crawling away the Mannequin Spider crawled along the bed after him, as soon as it was once more on top of him two more hands reached down, pinning his arms and resuming it's slow steady handjob. It chittered in a manner almost reminiscent of laughter.

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>>11300073
>>11300149
(O-oh my god!)

>>11300101
>Her moaning gave away the answer, as with every thrust is followed by a response of moaning, as with every thrust she gets wetter and wetter, clearly enjoying this, every time she tries to protest, her words are interrupted by moans

>>11300112
(Yeah these kind of girls are super cute, too bad we don't have any here)

>>11300171
(Just here to say, that's a pretty hot ava you picked!)

>>11300171
Oh hey, nice to meet you
>Someone sees her and walks up to them. He reaches out his hand, offering her a hand shake.

>>11300171
Call! I was playing with you yesterday, would you mind if we picked up?

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>>11300112
>Honey.. select?
Illusion game, like artificial academy
Basically, live in a hotel, where you fuck girls.
Graphics are pretty nice. Cool relationship building mechanic
People share cards of created characters.

>>11300208
>He reaches out to touch the flesh near the teeth, close enough to the teeth but far enough to (probably) pull away if it lunged.

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Afternoon ERP

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>>11300169

>>11300281
HARVIN WHEN

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>>11300211
(Thank you! I like her a lot. One of my favourite robutts.)
>>11300225
>Accepts the handshake with a slight smile and a nod.

It's nice to meet you, too! My name is Call type E.
>>11300231
(I wouldn't mind at all! Where were we?~)

>>11300235

So thats what that is...

Has anyone made a Morrigan for it?

>>11300294
hi boco

>>11300294
And goodbye Boco

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>>11300174
Yeah duh~
>With a light push upwards she somewhat stands up, her wiggly butt still hugging his stiff cock, pushing side to side she dances over his lap, working his cock with the plump backside.

>>11300235
Oh okay. Not my thing but nice to hear fans are having fun!

>>11300302

Hel--

>>11300309

Oh. Bye.

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>>11300284
(A-Ahah...you mean this one? Or some other one?)

>>11300327
Yes that one! Lunalu
A
CUTE

>>11300281
>Gives homo kissu

>>11300208
>He was wincing, as he backed away. There was only a slither of hope that he could slip away which immediately died when he took one blink and saw that the monster was still looming over him, not only that but his arms were pinned quite ungently into the mattress.
>D-did it just laugh? It actually hurt a bit to see it mocking him. This wasn't a game anymore..far from toying with a meal...he was basically being...raped right?
>He was in such disbelieve, he chuckled nervously
Y-you're joking r-right.....a-aren't you gonna buy me dinner.....at least?
>He sounded halfway composed but there was nothing but fear in his eyes as he looked down to his eagerly twitching hardness.

>>11300294
Of course, most of the popular characters have been made

>>11300310
<3

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Who does this gif accurately represent?

>>11300405
Paul, as three is apparently simultaneously the minimum and maximum length he'll accpt for rp and the only dick he'll ever suck is his fake one

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>>11300340
(S-She is! It's just hard to get her down pat...)

>>11300350
(Not you again...are you a girl this time?)

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Is that idiot I was talking to last night around?

>>11300405
erp talking to friends

>>11300428
Yo it's the hipster port. I thought you got a life or something.

>>11300285
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11281941/#q11286886
(This was your last reply. I'll continue from here!)
I probably would've bought one, if I had the chance. Though I'm sure a robot of your caliber would be quite expensive.
>His ears twitched at the lovely sound she made. He took another step closer, and in tandem his hands crept up her synthetic thigh all the more closer between. He wasn't without his nervousness as well. It wasn't every day that he got this close to such a gorgeous girl. Mustering what confidence he had, two fingers swiped further upward directly against the opening between her legs.
So are...you familiar with how all this works?

>>11300427
'Fraid not, still a dude last time I checked
Don't mind me none tho

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>>11300460
Nice joke but not really, just the mood died off completely like it usually does from time to time.

>>11300507
>Hugs the goofy boat
(I'll cuddle you one of these days.)

>>11300507
Still doing the dubs or trips to RP or just being a lazy shitlord who blogposts about still?

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh giantess?

>>11300428
That might in fact be me. How was sobering up?

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>>11300169
(Anybody up for something with slightly more bad end to it?)

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>>11300169

can i get uhhhhh orc futa wife

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>>11300466
>A good deal more ready for that little swipe than she was the tweak, she manages to hold in a sound of pleasure.

Hah.. so you're saying that if you had the chance, you would have bought a sex slave? Yikes. You might not want to put that on your résumé..

>She giggles and peers down at her leggings, still on her lower body.

Do you want these off? I can take them off if you want. Or you could leave them on.

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>>11300236
>The flesh is soft and warm, almost moist even. The creature doesn't seem to mind the contact at the least.

>>11300352
>Now that his cock was hard the mannequin spider raised an arm holding one of it's many heads and lowered it down to the man's groin. It split open revealing the fleshy maw inside. Soon it's circular maw was lowered over the man's crotch, sucking tightly.

lemme get uhhh pokegirls

Is Suzu here? The brown fem boy Ava.

>>11300310
Mmh, that's more like it...
>He eased up his grip on her hips, letting her take the lead as his cock pulsed in delight through his pants. It almost hurt him to keep it held back, dying to let it free from its confines
Maybe you'd like a better look at it? You don't mind if I pull out, right?

>>11300600
>Another step forward, his face now hovering in front of the maw. HIs free hand absently strokes one of the other heads, fear giving way to damnable curiosity.

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>>11299190
Dear fuck no.

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>>11300604

>>11300604
I would but I'm busy, maybe later

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>>11300530
>Pushes away Anon's goofy face with her hand.
Possibly.
(Wait... this anon have doesn't a face that looks like a small, cute magus, eh?)
>>11300538
Actually trying to define her more so as a character to interact with than it being me blogposting with images of her.
>>11300541
Was fine and we're sobering back down again. I guess I'm being stupid since I wanted to kind of talk over this with a clear head. Anyway, did you have questions to ask about her cause I wanna try and figure this shit out.

>>11300281

Is this the real Iowa?

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>>11300485
(Ah, well, take it easy then!)

>>11300604
Thinking the same thing.

>>11300635
MightNeed.gif

>>11300650
>doesn't have*

>>11300632
>unironically would the fuck out of a bubblehead nurse ava

>>11300650
>The small stature offers no resistance to the push.
(And that would be a fairly accurate description, yes.)

>>11300592
Hey, don't say it like that! First off you wouldn't have been a slave, only a product!
>He snickered at her jab, knowing it was at least in good fun. The two fingers continued to lavishly stroke away at her labia, almost entranced by the feeling. Certainly life like, but only one way to test that theory. His index tip swirled around the inner walls, then pushed in only down one segment, getting his first feel for the interior within.
Ahh...can I see what you look like with them off?

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>>11300652
(Real as sunshine down in Tex-oh...just Iowa!)

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>>11300683
Never heard of bubblehead nurse.
This is American Mcgee's Alice in hysteria mode.

>>11300707
>Tries to stand on his tip toes for a smooch, but the ship girl is just too tall for him.

>>11300707
Cold as ice. There was an Anon ERPing here yesterday and had to bail because of floodwater. He's probably dead now. If you weren't a museum now you could have saved him.

>>11300707

Holy shit. Long time, no see.

Are you playing tonight? I want to flood that ass like Hurricane Harvey.

>>11300600
>He wanted to scream once he saw what was really behind the mask of the mannequin but bit his lip. It really was gonna eat him... Wait no, he should be screaming right now, but not in terror...
HELP! SOMEONE HELP ITS GOT ME, HELP ITS-
>His voice cuts out, his eyes go completely wide, and his hips raise up off the sheets the moment his towering meat was sucked between the foreign flesh. It was unlike anything he'd ever felt before, endless walls attacking at every vein running down his length and a powerful vaccum sucking straight from the tap of his seeded balls.His cock was already violently twitching inside the maw.
S-stop.....

>>11300707

Oooh, low blow Iowa.

>>11300719
Would fuck
and die happy

>>11300650
Doesn't seem so stupid to me friendo, nothing wrong with a bit of chatting. Anywho at this point I don't have too many questions on except how the curves are. Is she more of a slim time or is she stacked?

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>>11300694
I dunno, my current perception on things says it would be more slave than anything. But, you know.. sure, disregard my AI.

>Moaning again, Call can't contain her enjoyment of the man's testing. Especially once he pressed a finger down inside her, simulated nerve endings alight with pleasure.

Oh, and you definitely can. Just gimme a second...

>She shifts out of place for a few moments so she can easily remove the leggings. She peels them away and leaves them with her dress, headset and hat. Then she regains her previous position.

There. Good enough for you?~

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>>11300169
I'm not lurking in the shadows like some lawless rouge! I'm out in the open like a true adventurer!

>>11300719
aware, was just adding to your panic over silent hill shit
alice is unironically bae though

>>11300850

>rouge

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>>11300720
>The amazonian battleship giggles at the shorter man's actions, but soon relieves his suffering and hunches forward, letting him peck her cheek.

>>11300726
(Without humor, we're nothing! Obviously I care for the poor victims down there. But why would a battleship be called in for flood rescue?)

>>11300751
(Honestly Wednesdays are the days I work late, so I don't think I can be around for too long, but I just felt like popping in. Sorry for teasing like that, but I was here earlier)

>>11300760
(Ahaha, oh come on, that's something you'd here at an open mic night.)

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>>11300859
(eh eh... it's been a while)

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>>11300690
(Don't blame me for being biased then and making an exception.)
>Begrudgingly, the usually cold-hearted abyssal grabbed the smaller figure before pulling them into a surprisingly warm embrace with her arms wrapped around the cute, little one.
>>11300788
I have no clue. Most of her art has her looking like her chest is either relatively big or a modest size. Last night I was thinking C, if not D or really close to it.

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>>11300626
>The creature's chittering gives way to something almost like purring. All it's heads watching him now.

>>11300683
(Perhaps another day I'll ava a nurse Anon.)

>>11300754
>The head bobbed and tugged at his erection, the endlessly undulating walls of flesh stimulating his cock. An almost hungry groan unleashed from behind it's plastic jaws.

>>11300863

Well, I'll let it go, but only cuz you're hot.

>>11300895
...Well you're harmless after all, aren't you.
>Leans forward, pressing a kiss to one of the many mannequin heads.

>>11300863

(That's fine. I have to get to bed in an hour or two anyway. Are you going to be around this weekend by any chance?)

>>11300792
>Looking at her bare down from her shoulders to feet caused his bulge to nearly burst from the seams. Nodding quite ferverishly, his hands wasted no time returning to their original position. A deft finger slides smooth straight into her slit once more, pushing past the tip and burying down to the knuckle. Face red and pressed forehead to forehead, his hand once holding her breast slipped around her waist and held her close enough for the hardness centered in his crotch to brush against her thigh.
Perfect...have anywhere we can maybe go to take this further? Standings a bit of a pain.

>>11300890
Oh right, I forgot Kantai stuff is about as consistent as a woman's mood. I don't have any questions in mind besides that desu; I'm pretty bad at preparation and all that junk.

>>11300863
>Bypassing her expectations with the lowering of her mountainous stature, the man springs into action immediately, stealing a quick but nonetheless firm kiss upon her lips.

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>>11300947
>While she was at first feeling very, very good because of the man's finger slipping in and out of her.. she can't help but giggle. Then the giggle turns to a laugh.

Look around.. do you see anyone who would care, even a little? Or anyone at all for that matter? I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't confident that it would be fine.

>A hand reaches down to the thing that just barely touched her bare thigh.. wrapping around it through the man's underwear.

It'll be fine~

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>>11300616
Yo.

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>>11300908
Aww, well thank you citizen!

>>11300932
(Weekend...I'll have to check. It is labor day after all, so I might be free!)

>>11301010
>Her lips are smiling too wide to provide for an adequate kiss, giggling too much at his action.
Hehe...I see how it is! Taking what you want without asking, hm?

>>11300427
It's no biggie, just thought I'd say I'm still here for whenever you are up for it.

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>>11300988
Well, I think the one thing that is consistent with her is how people draw her booty that I forgot to mention. It's not something to brag about but it isn't non-existent either. I figured I'd still give her the usual cold-shoulder and generally being a little rude to anyone she didn't know/most guys while having her weak against cuties, like that blindfolded robutt or the wannabe adventurer. I don't know why I can ramble on so much on this dumbass shit.

>>11301076

You're welcome, hot bote.

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>>11301044
>was
>can't

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>>11301110
I guess it's true that every pepe post is a shitpost

>>11300895
>He was having trouble thinking as he was pushed to the edge of orgasm so easily by the monsters flesh, but how could he resist? The creatures insides were entirely different from a humans, each chuck of wall felt alive, the flesh wasn't trying to pleasure him, it just felt like every bit of it was hungry and fighting over a feast.
W-why are you- ahn!
oh god, forgive me...please...I...fuck....hah
>He quietly prayed to god for whatever immortal sin he was about to commit by over feeding this spawn from hell before groaning out loudly. His cock was boiling hot when it exploded, it was barely able to push back against the tender wet walls but still ended up coating every corner and wedge of flesh inside. Maybe god could forgive him for this since his balls didn't completely milk out and become entirely sinful.
Please.....let me go....

>>11301044
>Her infectious laugh spread to his lips as well, forcing him to chuckle back. Something about her was soothing to say the least. Rolling his eyes to the top of his head, he thrust his lips forward and stole a kiss straight from her robotic lips. Only a brief peck, but enough to satisfy him for the moment.
Cheeky. I meant so we could lie down. But if you enjoy it more like this...
>He snapped straight upwards and sucked a giant breath through his nostrils. Her delicate hand wrapped around his clothed member caught him unaware. The shock faded into a sigh, reciprocating the growing feeling by rummaging his finger around within her walls all the more.

>>11301068
What's up?

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>>11301190
Nothing really. I've been lazing about and playing video games that AREN'T DKC. Decided to poke in here real quick only to see someone missed my company.

>>11301103
As an ass guy I'd like it a bit bigger, but it doesn't look bad the way it is either. Better than having a complete pancake ass. That's not a bad personality though, simple yet appealing and not terribly hard to approach. Hopefully it doesn't require reading any yaoi manga this time around, heh.

>>11301076
If you can let others stress test your hull without so much as a hello, then surely an innocent kiss is well within reason, hm?

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>>11301106
Remember to keep cool as summer comes to an end!

>>11301260
Well, I guess I can't argue with that logic. Still, a nice kiss is always appreciated!

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>>11300928
>The Mannequin head's eyes locked with his and the plastic lips kissed back. Almost forcefully pressing a fleshy tendril against his lips.

>>11301173
>The head around his cock made a swallowing noise and hungrily devoured the cum. It let the cockhead free and chittered pleasurably at the man. Still holding him in place.

>>11301243
>Not playing DKC.
So my cheering was for naught then?
And yeah, I hardly see you around usually so I usually gotta ask for you. Sorry if you were busy.

>>11301302

>'keep cool'
>and she's unbearably hot

Irony.

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>>11301175
>She's thrown for a bit of a loop. Call hadn't really considered that possibility, and her lips form a little surprised O shape. Recovery from her surprise is relatively quick, though. Her hand rubs the man's shaft up and down, testing its length.

Jeez, you are big, huh? Well.. I suppose you're right. Lying down might be more comfortable. Unless, of course, you want to try some other position.

>Breasts just barely pressed against the man's chest, Call prods him gently. She then breaks free and lets go of the man's erect member. Taking a seat, she beckons him down.

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>>11301302
Hey Iowa. Are you sure you were really conscripted for your firepower and not your...other uses?

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>>11301257
It'll look bigger in front of your face, idiot. I should think of a few more things that make her melt/drop her guard a bit. Anyway, it probably won't require that. I was thinking of how to make a starter that fit her and one of the things that came to mind was possibly her having an assistant that she'd boss around. But, with how the stupid mobage is, I'm not really sure on what else beyond possibly having a prisoner admiral? ...I don't know, I'm not that creative of a person/writer.

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>>11301326
N-No, it's not for naught... I'm just lazy, okay? I'll get back to it eventually. You hardly see me cus I'm too lazy to post usually. I gotta be in a certain mood, ya know? Don't worry though, I'm never doing anything too important.

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What is this place?

>>11301316
>It was hard to speak, he was still jittering post orgasm. He didn't want to admit it, but that was probably the best...blowjob? he'd ever gotten. But this wasn't the girl he'd plan to take home to mom....
>Slowly but surely he began to realize that he wasn't yet free from her insides. Fuck....his cock was still jumping around inside her, his lower half was betraying him, begging to me squeezed again. He began to wiggle his wrists.
Hey! Listen to me, you.....uh...spider thing...you got what you wanted right? I....let you do it so...its only fair that you release me!

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>>11301329
Hehe~ Well stay safe then, how's that?

>>11301378
Surely you don't believe that old doctored photo, right? I've seen it before though, somebody sure does have an imagination! (Plus who you talk to on any given day could debate if they're actual women or built on site like ships!)

>>11301316
M-Mnph!
>Despite the grunt of resistant, his lips would part open ever so slightly, a hand groping for one of the many limbs of the creature.

>>11301404
Yeah I understand that you gotta be in the mood, I'm always a thirsty fag but I haven't actually had a proper session in a while. Hopefully I catch you when you're in the mood to get pounded or even just make out and cuddle. And good luck with whatever game you're playing right now.

>>11301461

Heh, that works. Thanks Iowa.

>gives her a kiss on the cheek

>>11301461
What reason do we have to believe the picture is a fake? You would have easily have been into your twenties when it was taken.

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>>11301492
Were you looking for me for a specific reason? Maybe I can help you. And thanks. I'm gonna need that luck...

>>11301365
Guess I have some of my own surprises too, don't I? Maybe if I think of one...
>Cock swaying unattended in the wind, he quickly catched on and hopped over, not wanting to be away from such tantalizing pleasure for long. He joined her at the side, sitting directly next to her. Immediately he placed his greedy hand upon her mound once more and drove his two largest fingers straight inward. They poked and prodded her depths at different intervals, one thrusting in rapidly while the other searched for any particular switch. Fully enticed, he moved in for another kiss, testing the waters to see how comfortable she was with it.
Mnn...

>>11301399
Implying something lewd before we even got started? I'm impressed, IT. I don't play the mobage at all and even the little bits I do know are from osmosis or some shit I picked up from boat girl sessions. I thought those whacky abyssal girls had their own admiral or something but if that's not the case, then just being a random shiphand that she swiped during some naval battle sounds good. Kidnapped Admiral works too, I ain't picky.
That's fine, it takes two to tango so I don't mind trying to chip in with some ideas.

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>>11301494
>She blushed and accepted, holding her hands together with glee.
No problem! I'l see you all soon again, have a good evening!

>>11301550
Because I was in the military at age 15, actually! I always dreamed of serving my country and enlisted to help out any way I could. You don't think I'm some sort of reefer smoker, do you?

>>11301588
I'm on mobile so I can't exactly do anything serious, so sorry for pulling you out of hiding for no reason....
Again.

>>11301399
Not him but I got a few to throw at you
>prisoner admiral
>book club
>Assistant
>celebrity yaoi book signing
>paid girlfriend
>virtual teasing
>JOI
>Milking machine
>nonchalant personal cock milking

>>11301416
an evergreen of cocks and pussies

>>11301619

Holy crap, I made Iowa blush. Thats one for the win column.

>>11301619
Ah, but you didn't leave the military until 1990. So who knows just when you presented those papers to that admiral? And I do believe so, considering there's one pipe I know you smoke fairly well.

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>>11301431
>The creature did not respond to his words, but it did let go of his cock. Now it was lowering it's rear half towards her prey, a fleshy slit in it's plastic torso dripped a hot liquid against the imprisoned man's shaft.

>>11301484
>The kiss deepened, her tendril like tongue slipping into his mouth and toying with his own tongue. Eventually the man's flailing hand found purchase on one of the spider's countless plastic coated limbs.

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>>11301643
Oh, wow. That's twice now. I'm really starting to suspect you don't even want my body. You really just looove talking to me, huh? You're so interesting.

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>>11301591
Have I really been that surprising? Huh. Well, no big deal there. I'm sure you don't mind.
>She wonders what he's doing for a moment when he sits down. That wonder is answered very soon when she feels fingers driving inside. The gynoid has been taken by surprise, proving the man's words. There doesn't seem to be any particular switch within her - she's not going to have an orgasm button, after all! A couple spots do seem to make her moan more than usual... Though those moans are mostly muffled by the kiss.

>>11301790
>pulls the femboy's panty strap back, letting it go and snapping it against his/her(?) ass
Hey

What's cracka lackin' mein peeps?

>>11301790
Is it really that interesting? Yeah I like talking to you, you're chill and pretty pleasant to interact with. That doesn't mean I don't want your body though, it's just I'm horribly slow when it comes to having phone sessions.

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>>11301613
Oh, yeah, there is some art of an abyssal admiral or some sort of authoritative looking figure.
>>11301662
Mhm, cute, seems like something that'll work, cuter, I don't think she'd do it, interesting erping within erp, I could see it happen, this is erp, I'm autistic.
I don't mean to just disregard some of those ideas but it's just sort of a me thing... Fuck...I just thought of some way to say this but forgot instantly. Either way, I'm legitimately stupid about a lot of things, like I don't really want to pop into some scenario with the premise being "this is erp anything can happen." I'm genuinely getting frustrated because I can't remember what I was going to say on how playing Installation is difficult for me because the only character she has to her from the game is that she's the enemy.

>>11301804
>He silenced his dumb mouth focused on her lifelike lips. Simple kissing wasn't enough, and still curious to explore all of her parts, he slipped his tongue outward and across. Attention split between top and bottom, his thrusting grew more erratic. Who knows what could have been in the warm hole waiting for him? What he was certain of was that his throbbing length was eager for action. Leaning his weight forward, he laid the two of them down, resting on top with his burning tool rubbing firmly against her leg.

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>>11301835
>Suzu jumps slightly, mildly surprised.
Hey. Can I help you?

>>11301847
It's pretty interesting. You're a funny guy, making small talk with someone like me. I understand though, phoneposting sucks. Well, it's here when you want it.

>>11301875
Yeah, I remember seeing a guy like that when browsing the boorus. Kinda looks like a tool but that's the beauty of anonposting sometimes, don't gotta use his appearance as a standard.

>>11301951
Well thanks, although now I'm a bit curious about what you mean by "someone like me"?

>>11301731
>He let out a pant of relief when his aching cock was released from its insides, his groin was sticky and slimy from the creatures maw. He'd need a hot shower just to get rid of the scent it violated him with. This monster had been devious...but at least it could see reason...He waited patiently for his arms to be released next but that moment never came.... in fact the creature wasn't even acknowledging him...did it listen to a single plea?
Hey.. you can let go of my arms now. I- hah...
>He gasped again as he felt a warm line of goo re coat his dick. His cock was inches away from another hungering hole, right under its body. Was this thing actually fucking horny? Or worse was it trying to breed....?
Hey...HEY! Whatever you're thinking right now, DON'T! T-this is going too far alright? Y-you don't wanna breed with me, were not even the same species! I-I have a girlfriend! At least use a condom!

>>11301951
I was looking to have a bit of fun tonight and I heard you're the right twink to go to. Wanna catch a ride to my place?
>he pulls out a couple of bills from his wallet, palming them but making sure they're visible

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>>11301913
>The tongue feels.. odd. It's definitely similar to the one in her mouth, but slightly smoother. Just enough to be noticeable. She would say something about the sudden mouth invasion, but as it stands she can't exactly do that. The quips will have to wait. Besides, she has more pressing matters. Like the cock pressing against her leg.. She considers switching position and moves just a little, then changes her mind and returns.

>>11301875
No problem, I'm just throwing out suggestions its all about what you work best with.
And nah your personality is cute, and at least you're being real.
I see what you're saying though.
You want your rp of a evil boat in the form of a girl to have a sense of realism and some of those are like hentai world logic.

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>>11302005
What else could I mean? You know what I do for a living.

>>11302038
>Suzu eyes the money in his hand, silently counting it before looking back to him.
Sure. Just one thing. Don't call me a twink. Sounds gross.
>He said with the slightest hint of an apathetic pout.
I hope you don't mind your place getting a little messy.

>>11302135
Oh the sex for money thing? That doesn't really bother me that much. If it bugs you I'll quit it though.

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>>11301979
You're a tool....for my pleasure.
>>11302073
Thanks, sometimes it's hard to be clear when a few drinks down. And, the special thing with supply depot hime is that she really isn't looking for a fight (or that's what I get from her being one of the only, or at least few, grounded/stationary units). Sooo... I kind of incorporated that sort of mindset into the shit I did and wasn't ever exactly hostile to people but, since she's still an abyssal, I wasn't looking to be friends either. I should probably get to fucking or get to fucking off at this point...

>>11302068
>His tongue darted past her lips and straight into her mouth. Wanting to feel her tongue against his, he sought it out with utmost haste and quickly slithered around it, trading a fair amount of his saliva for whatever she secreted. For some time he remained like that, teasing the robot's tongue while rubbing her intimate insides with his digits. Satisfied, he retreated, only to trail a line of kisses down her cheek and onto her lovely neck.

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>>11299146
Do people still hate me?

>>11302192
you'll have to be more specific

>>11302175
I'm unsure if I should be flattered or bothered. You left me in quite the pickle here, babe.

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>>11302011
>There was no pause or remorse from the twisted creature. It lowered it's rear down, it's hungry inhuman cunt sinking down on the man's cock and taking it deep to it's base. It's abnormal chittering noises changed to a higher pitched moan as it felt it's insides filled and stretched by her captive's twitching cock. Hot fluids gushing from her slit and coating the shaft and the sheets below them.

Oh I like messy.
>Opening the cab door, he gives his ass a nice slap, nudging him into the car
>after arriving, anon opens the door to his place, revealing a central bed and lit candles all around, giving a nice fruity smell to the air
>pulling the femboy to his body, the anon rests his hands on his ass, giving it a slight grip before looking at him
So do you need time to prepare? I have whatever you need in the washroom.

>>11302175
I can see how that makes her harder to approach or really do things with. But simply being aggressive or persistent should be enough right? Alot of anons are persistent if anything.
Although it might help to list her fetishes like others do in cards in order to get a better approach.

>>11302289
>>11302135
fuck>>11302175

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>>11302180
>As soon as she's freed from the deep French kiss, she lets out a noise that is half gasp and half moan. She's surprised to find him kissing again and again. A rose colored blush lights up her cheeks. The feeling she's gotten from the kisses and the deep fingerfucking is building up.. She's definitely ready for anything more that the man would be willing to give her.

>>11302175
Hey Ms. Abyss, feeling in the mood to do something tonight? I bet those big gloves have some pretty soft hands underneath.
>he runs his fingers down the stone surface, eyeing the cracks in the surface
You look like you deserve some r&r.

(wifi fucking up, apologies for the (you))

>>11302352
Fuck, who's this sexy slutbot?

>>11302192
Yes. Kill yourself.

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>>11302385
(Call E. The bot that should have been in mighty no 9.. Or maybe not, considering how bad the game was.)

>>11302412
Can she be converted into a human (gynoid) urinal?

>>11302192
As long as you're up for butt stuff then I won't hate you

>>11302412
Maybe 20xx ?

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>>11302426
(No picture I have can adequately convey my disgust.)
>>11302463
(I've looked into it, but I can't afford it yet.)

>>11302412
A, B, E, F and I are all qts

>>11302352
>At this point he was only satisfying his own lust. Another kiss on her neck caused him to look up, and noting just how red she'd gotten above - and how loose below - he figured it was time to truly explore her inner material. He eased upwards and slid his drenched fingers outward. Positioning himself above her with both hands to either side, he lined up his rod with her entrance, first laying it along the walls and teasing the outside, before slipping the head inward.
Ahh...this is amazing...
>He moaned, adjusting to the hand crafted hole.

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>>11302174
Nah, it doesn't. Like I said, I just think it's funny.

>>11302289
>Suzu examines the anon's room as he arrives, scanning his head to and fro.
Leaving candles lit while you're not home is dangerous, you know.
>As he's pulled to the anon's side, he wraps his arms around him the same. His shapely behind is soft yet firm, jiggling slightly at anon's grip. Suzu smiles mischievously.
Nah. I came here prepared, of course. So what did you want? I can do just about anything you want to please you.

>>11302473
So...yes?

>>11302531
Kill yourself

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>>11302243
You're the only one here with a pickle. I'm just spouting nonsense at this point.
>>11302306
I guess that'd help, making a small list of things she really likes or would be easy to make her do. I do remember quite a few idiots that kept enabling my stupid blogging that I'd treat occasionally. So, yeah, persistent people would probably do well. To be honest, I had gotten the idea of an assistant from catching the little bits of the og grumpy cat Kokonoe and her own boytoy. Albeit, Installation isn't exactly an experimenting scientist but I could think of some stuff to make the guy do embarrassing stuff that she'd do to replicate scenes from yaois she liked.
>>11302313
Nice quoting
>>11302370
I think I get you're referring to her skin but I'm pretty sure abyssals are pretty much chicks but pale as fuck and some type of evil, as shown in the stupid other boats propaganda. Anyway, I'm probably just here for chatting. I don't think I have the time to both commit to thoroughly relieving my partner while also leaving time for me to not completely screw myself over for the work day coming up.
I'm definitely building up/defining this stupid character to the point of putting her to use though. Sorry but this'll have to hold off until then.

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>>11302547
don't FUCKING KINKSHAME ME, ROBERT!

http://poal.me/323zmu

>>11302519
Well then I guess I'll humor you another time, looks like you got a customer.

>>11302244
> Once again his hips are forced off the sheets, a messy slobber of cunt hungry liquid quickly replaces his print in the bed. His mortal prick felt completely divulged in its depths, his half dispensed balls were pressed against the cold plastic, the head of his cock was dripping, already being wrung tightly inside her vice grip orifice. The insides are unbearably warm compared to its mouth, much too soothing and padded for a creature like this to have. His eyes nearly flutter up into his skull. All he could do was tremble under her, muttering curses and trying to somehow resist his mind fogging.
God! Fuck....its so.....no, no....I don't....but- but it feels so....

>'pansexual'
>NO MALES!!!1
This ends me.

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>>11302486
(Agreed I've been trying to build a folder for A and I, but images are sparse.)
>>11302488
>Call isn't aware of her blush right now.. although if she weren't ignoring most of her system's functions in the pursuit of pleasure, she'd be able to turn it off. It's just not very important to her at all when there's a rather large member lined up. Lined up, then just barely pushing into her. The gynoid clenches her hands, her previous moans coalescing into a louder cry of obvious pleasure. She's clearly been waiting for this.

Mhnn.. g-gosh, uh.. should have started sooner..
>>11302531
(Absolutely not.)

>>11302557
You and me both, but at least your nonsense is pretty cute. Gotta say that I'm surprised that you actually came around the ERPing angle, I still remember when a guy had to practically roll snake-eyes to get something lewd out of you.
Makes me get all pretend teary-eyed when I see how you've grown, IT.

>>11302519
I like to live dangerously. Ready to go? Good.
>Running his hands down the femboy's thighs, he grabs on to the back of his knees, lifting up the brown boy to eye level, their crotches rubbing up against one another
>with the slut in his arms, he walks over to the bed, placing him just at the end of the bed, leaving Suzu's face just inches away from the anon's package
I think you know what to do.

(feel free to gimme feedback so I can make it better for both of us btw)

>>11302668
Where?

>>11302557
A small list sounds perfect, just to work with.
Honestly I wish this place was as casual to talk about whatever without repercussions all the time.

Ah yes, kokonoe is probably a good inspiration. Experiments are fun and I can see her just doing it to learn more, about biology or whatever.

>>11302697
F-list. Kinda sucks. Also messaging people who are looking, who don't answer, then go offline sucks too. And people that try to talk to me with their alts, that's weird, and you can tell an alt because it has the same 'last online' time as all the accounts characters, and the kinks are usually copy-pasted. Also the people I bookmarked that are into my insane kinks are deleting their accounts, which sucks too.

Thanks for asking.

>>11302557
>OG Kokonoe and her boy toy
I thought that was a new Kokonoe.

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>>11302656
>The Mannequin spider growls and moans in delight as it raises and lowers its hips, fucking Anon messily as it held him in place. It's central head, still revealing it's true face gazed down at the human and extended a long and slimy tongue from it's circular maw. The tendril licked at his face almost lovingly, leaving a trail of thick saliva in it's wake.

>>11302761
Well that's what you get for using F-list in the first place.

>>11302668
>"dohoho I sure want to scissor my female counterpart, watch me shove thirty hot dogs down my throat sexually"
>make vague implication of making out
>"WOW WTF CREEPAZOID MY CHARACTER'S 13 FUCKING PERV"

>>11302671
>His shoulders were quaking with stress, keeping himself up like that. With only the first part of his engorged length pressed within her mechanical pussy, he was already fully enjoying himself. His eyes looked away, embarrassed at her comment.
Y-Yeah...sorry about that...I just got so carried away that-
>He stopped himself. It didn't matter anymore. What mattered was each inch of his throbbing cock sinking further into her hole until bottomed out within. Deep breaths flowed into his open mouth, drowning in absolute bliss. Snapping out of his trance, he pulled back quickly and pushed in once more, building up a growing speed.
How's it feel...

>>11302782
Well, what am I supposed to use?

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>>11302761
>Mentioning F-list here
Stop. You must turn back. For then the shitposters come.
>>11302800
Use various websites, F-list is included but can expand to others like Tumblr and here, to find long-term partners, then switch to private message (eg discord) and NEVER LOOK BACK.

>>11302800
AOL

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>>11302676
This type of shit has plagued me the entirety of my time here, stupid. And, I only did that sort of junk when I used Vivian...or at least most of the time that's who it was as. I'm not really good at "bants" so she kind of got old when people legitimate came to me for that sort of stuff even though I had this one stupid motherfucker tell me that I was kind of like Vivian myself.
>>11302743
It generally is, besides how earlier went jesus fucking christ what a mess. Or that's how it usually is for me but I can usually ignore half the bullshit without it phasing me. She was a cutie and I liked the little bits of conversation I had with the player themself. Overall just a pleasant person to do most anything with.
>>11302769
Man...I'm not sure. There's two now, right? The one that plays the titty nurse from the same series or KoF, I forget who she was/what she's from. I don't think I've caught much from the latest sightings of Kokonoe. But, I'm talking from months back with the one that nagged her assistant all the time to clean up the place and test different types of shit. I think he got animal ears or tails at some point.

>>11302800
This place and Discord.

who lurkin?

>>11302818
>Wanting to ERP in private
But that's how you end up with clingers, creeps, stalkers, etc.

>>11302859
I don't know much about discord. Does it have a lot of places for roleplaying and kinky stuff?

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>>11302626
I'll look forward to it, funny boy.

>>11302678
>As he's lifted up, he wraps his legs around the anon, rubbing his white panties against his crotch. By the time Suzu reaches the bed, the head of his cock is already poking out the top of his panties.
Mmh~, bossy.
>A teasing comment leaves his lips as he works the anon's pants undone. He smiles enticingly as he sees the bulge that awaits him underneath. Suzu opens his mouth, letting his tongue hang free and pressing it against the bulge in anon's underwear. He looks up excitedly, his tongue still pressed against his package.
Won't you show me what you've got me drooling over here?

(You're fine so far.)

>>11302855
It was a real monkey on your back, huh? I can faintly remember you playing Vivian but I never had the fortune of getting a session with you back then. A shame because she's pretty fuckable. I dunno, I can kinda see the similarities if I think about it.
Not really though, just joking with you.

>>11302818
What sorts of various websites?

>>11302880
If you can't discern a creep/stalker from the first five RPs, then either they can hide their power level to an absurd degree, you're naive as fuck, or you just might be one.

>>11302915
The problem is you can,t turn them down otherwise they'll keep stalking you only this time out of spite and shitpost you wherever you go. (See: Lupin)

>>11302781
>The walls were shaking as loudly as the springs of the mattress from the monster's merciless movements. If anyone was close by they'd think someone was getting happily railed into a blissful puddle.But really it was just a man being easily used as a meat stick.It was no use at this point, if it wasn't gonna break his groin it was gonna break his mind.
>It was funny, when did this monster start to look so...enticing? He didn't notice before but her horrifying mannequin extensions were actually really erotic. He couldn't even remember why he was upset before..this...this felt great. He failed to come up with any more reasoning for escape as the echoing wet slap of their flesh colliding completely drowned out his mind.The creature had broken him in.
A-amazing....you...feel so good..So good! More....please! My cock can't forget the the taste of your insides!
>He quivered with lust, feeling its hot tongue rub against him and instinctively opened his mouth to intertwine with her.

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>>11302855
it's rude to talk about someone who's listening

>>11302855
Yeah there are two now. Kinda hard to tell which one is which since they both play her great. Also, the two examples you've given are from said two grumpy cats. They were both done at the same time more or less. I should know cause I've yet to receive the cure for the tail that the more mischievous of the two has given me.