HG thread
Post cute.
>>11297019
Mmm~ I want that knot in me...
spit in my mouth
Give me 24 or 36 tributes, then.
>>11297054
Starman
>>11297054
Little Toy Robot
>>11297054
Hueg Succ
>>11297054
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11297054
Elias Ainsworth
>>11297054
Zer0
>>11297054
Araragi Karen
>>11297054
Ruri Chan
>>11297054
Ninja Lenny
>just finished thing I was going to do
>>11297054
Julia Douglas
>>11297054
Araragi Koyomi
>>11297054
Steve Albini
>>11297054
James Storm
>>11297054
Sliver Queen
>>11297054
Jerry Lynn
>>11297054
Lord Escanor
>>11297054
FYXE
>>11297054
Clawdia
>Filler
>>11297054
Phil Kessel
>>11297054
Kanbaru Suruga
>>11297054
Reverse Mabel
>>11297054
James Murphy
>>11297054
Hwoarang
>>11297054
Bubsy
>>11297054
Audrey Burne
I miss Merak
What's the code?
>>11297054
Saitama
>>11297054
Cara.Disrespect
>>11297126
11037
>>11297126
Swordfish
>>11297054
Star Butterfly
>>11297082
>You got the wincard for the winter code right?
>>11297054
Audrey 2
>>11297054
Doctor=FunkBeat!
>>11297145
I don't think so
>>11297054
Boss & Me
>>11297126
We could try the prehistoric one I just finished, if you don't mind using /co/ codes
>>11297064
OH SHIT NIGGA
I had the exact same toy robot as a kid.
He could move by himself.
Shit was lit.
>>11297182
Dinosaurs rule, let's do it!
>>11297168
Deliveronco on behalf of Starco
>>11297200
yKSuFb7a
>>11297054
Gascoigne
5 more.
>>11297054
Lord Beerus
>>11297210
The Uber gang
>>11297210
Tounge
>>11297054
dead ava
>>11297210
Duck Guy
>>11297206
Thank you
>>11297207
Oh, I'm not the host. I just wanted to say that dinosaurs rule.
>>11297210
John Egbert
>>11297054
Draco
>>11297251
>No problem
>Sorry that you had to wait so long.
Time to get the copypasta out
>>11297313
Which ones?
>>11297276
cutoff for 36
>>11297276
>half a second from taking the last spot
>see this
You're dead to me.
Please check for any mistakes I have made.
>>11297182
I'll give it a shot.
>>11297347
It is in my professional opinion that my spot should be transplanted to this poor unfortunate soul! A great doctor like myself has no need to be on the front lines anyway!
>>11297164
>>11297276
>>11297341
>>11297329
>>11297341
>People who don't know how to count
>>11297347
Begin.
>>11297347
Can you make it happen? I want to give her an opportunity to prove herself.
>>11297276
>>11297347
>>11297239
>>11297347
>>11297086
Not feeling it, give it to him
>>11297347
>>11297209
>>11297276
>I got vidya to play.
>>11297347
I want to ask all the real people to stand up to this scumfuckery surrounding us and let the greats stand above this child's play.
Fuck.
You.
>>11297347
>>11297369
>Oh crap this is kinda awkward
>I meant give my spot to him.
>>11297264
>>11297353
>>11297363
>>11297369
Nice to know I still have some great fans willing to give up their spots so I can compete. Thank you all.
>>11297392
thank you!
>>11297347
While I'm the leader of the District 3, Nii-chan is just a normal member of the District 4 and so our fates are destinated. To fight until we sweat out of weariness! I'm redongo bongo.
>>11297367
>wrestling autist gives his spot to someone who already has another tribute in
why am i not surprised
>>11297347
Haaah......
My blade...it thirsts for blood!
Begin.
>>11297402
OI! there you are! I've been looking for ya! I want you to fucking fight me. I'm gonna smash your "Justice" into pieces with my ninja way. Believe it!
>>11297394
Well yeah, you're a cutie after all. Though it seems someone beat me to it. Enjoy the game either way!
>>11297394
Fans?! Am I supposed to know you are?! Sorry but I'm more knowledgeable about what's in people than who they are!
>>11297347
I'm ready to show those scrubby fucks who's the 2 times, 1993, 1994, back to back, world champion!
>>11297347
>Mabel giggles
Let the games begin!
Then we begin.
>>11297431
And you are...? You look like a clown.
We need a new game after this one?
>>11297461
>that lenny event
>>11297405
>Autist cries because he thinks it matters when it's already happened in the past.
Why am I not surprised?
>>11297461
Next time I won't sleep on the middle of the dirt road.
>>11297461
>The intergalactic robotic assassin is probably the complete opposite of what a member of a stone-age family should be. This was a bad decision.
>>11297463
fucking RIP Boruto
>>11297432
Thanks I know. I try my best to look my greatest. I will enjoy myself though, thanks.
>>11297435
Whoa whoa whoa there slow down. I don't mind you not knowing who I am.
... Well, actually I kinda do. It hurts a bit. BUT KNOWING WHAT'S INSIDE ME IS KINDA CREEPY NOW.
>>11297461
It gets tiring using my wings all the time for flight. Someone else has got to do it eventually.
>>11297461
>>11297485
Next time, try paying attention at your suroundings instead of trash talking your big brother for no reason.
>>11297463
I-i don't care what i look like. J-just fight me!
>Tries to punch you in the fucking jaw out of embarrassment.
>>11297461
Boy is that canon.
>>11297557
>Mabel immediately uses the paper, along with several other ingredients, to make a magic blue cigar, which she lights off of a nearby campfire. She grins
>>11297523
Of course I do! I'm a doctor! Unless you think a doctor not knowing the insides of their patients is better than that being 'creepy'?!
>>11297537
>Karen casually moves her head to side and punches the clown on the stomach.
>>11297525
Hey, I have a reason! A battle has two parts, the physical and the mental. You combine those two and you can be one of the greatest warriors to ever exist! Why do you think the majority of the fighters scream out their moves? To use everything at their disposal to win.
This is why we don't let nufags host.
>>11297557
>The berry juice just kinda stains part of the bottom of his helmet, some of the juice dripping down onto the ground, after the assassin smushed a handful against his face.
Stupid.
>>11297596
but everything is going ok
>>11297596
Why not?
>>11297557
>Holding the little toy robot in her grasp, she stands over a boiling volcano before dropping it in and watching it sink to the bottom and melt before her eyes.
So this is what you're supposed to do to appease these so-called Dino Gods right? Seems weird but I hope they enjoy the gift.
>>11297578
Wait you're a doctor? I didn't know that. Sorry, but yeah that seems normal now. You're not the type of doctor to cut people up for no reason right?
Nice clothing by the way, it really makes you stand out as something unique.
>>11297557
These ones aren't grey! Hooray!
>>11297605
>>11297606
No commentary, boring visuals, no personality, shit game.
>>11297623
get this hothead out of here
>>11297623
Host over then and show us how it's done
>>11297623
Don't say that.
The only one who has truly garbage games is adachi.
>>11297587
That only happens in anime, if you do that you'll look like an idiot, that's it, not like the greatest warrior of all time.
>>11297523
>>11297461
Does none of the blood on your hands bother you, for the sake of this convenience?
>>11297587
>blocks the punch and spins around for a dank sick flip kick onto the side of your head
You gotta be quicker than that! Believe it!
>>11297643
Okay. First 24.
>>11297652
psssh....nothing personnel kid...
ew youtube looks like shit
>>11297670
>>11297652
>With each rock the assassin throws at the dying man, his smile becomes ever brighter: ":D".
This is the stone age.
Why are you even surprised?
It was in the name.
>Another stone.
23 more.
>>11297652
He must have done something terrible to one of you to deserve this... Oh well
>Araragi starts throwing rocks at the man with the rest of the group
>>11297664
>Karen blocks his block as she blocks the dank sick flip kick just to block his next movement and finishes by blocking his new attack just to unblock his block and attack him with a punch on his stomach. All of this in less than 3 seconds.
>>11297658
But that's not true! I've seen and heard other warriors, fighters of Justice doing it all the time... And I'm not talking about the TV studio, n-not at all. Have you visited the dojo? Everyone does it there!
>>11297682
>profile pic
>go back to old youtube
>>11297670
penis
>>11297623
*sips coffee 2 prepare his voice*
ahem............. I am the defender of the weak, I will strike you down with my seven thousand fold katana and where you stand will remain nothing but a pile of chopped SHIT
*teleports behind you hand STABS you in half (yes stabs he stabbed you so many tiems you were perforated hard enough to die like that)*
heh
>>11297652
I don't feel like this is proper use of my dragonfire. Seems like it would attract needless attention too.
>>11297659
Blood on my hands? I don't know what you're talking about. The dinosaur ate you, but I didn't do anything involving you. It was all the dino.
>>11297682
>new dark theme
idk, I like it
>>11297701
>It was a hologram
>>Nice rp fighting. this is what i literally kicked legs for 2 hours for? Wtf Karen.
>>11297682
They're trying way too hard to be "fluid" and "modern," so it ends up looking like a mobile site because of all that extra space.
>>11297722
>It was a hologram, a voodo hologram. With this in mind she punches the hologram until it's hologramic bleedin.
>>11297735
>Mabel pouts, taking the cigar from her mouth to tap some ash into the volcano.
Hmmph. I would've liked a more fiery end for them. Oh well, at least it still did the job
Dedede and his dogs should kill themselves.
>>11297735
This meat isn't very nice. I prefer chicken picnics!
>>11297753
Bro, what the fuck, I use that thing to pretend i'm doing my homework while out having a cold one with the boys.
>>11297712
You were the person who commanded it to happen.
The animal is just an animal, nothing more. It can't be faulted for it's decisions. But you are more, capable of reason and otherwise.
Yet you squander it for the sake of murder.
>>11297762
Harvey will take care of that.
>>11297762
I have dogs?
Huh. Neat.
>>11297735
>The assassin has a generally fun time playing minigames to pass the time, even winning a gigantic stuffed banana wearing a rasta hat that he takes home with him: ":D".
More fun than I thought.
An island of paradise.
Come we go back? Please?
>>11297701
You're not supposed to yell the name of the attack in a dojo either... Or anywhere else... Now if you excuse me...
>>11297735
>Araragi strips down and start running around completely naked
Universe!
>>11297769
>Karen teleports where he's cracking a cold one with the boys and punches him in the gut and kicks the cold one.
>>11297783
lemme see that dong
>>11297783
P-put some clothes, Nii-chan. And you just said the name of your attack! SEE?!
>>11297802
i guess he's a REALLY dead ava now!
>>11297772
I did what now? I just wanted to get into the arena. It's not my fault that it happened.
Although I will say that if it's one less person in the arena then the competition gets easier for me. I like to come out on top after all. And it's only natural for me to win.
>>11297802
>Eventually, but not now. The assassin just keeps up walking as he carries his gigantic banana with him, not even realizing he altered the course of history merely by stepping on a butterfly..
>>11297829
fuk of jhon
>>11297802
>Mabel smiles
Eat up! It's not cannibalism if she's not actually human
>>11297789
>>11297833
ZERO DO SOMETHING, KAREN IS DESTROYING COLD ONES!
>>11297790
>after being done with his random streaking session, Araragi wraps a towel around his waist
It was out just now, did you miss it?
>>11297802
This is too sweet... What did you put in it?
>>11297813
And? Didn't I look like a complete idiot? I hope you ca learn something from this.
>>11297789
>Falls to the ground in pain
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>screeches in pain and starts vomitting
N-NOT INFRONT OF THE BOYS!
>screeches more while wallowing on the ground
>>11297835
no
>>11297844
Oh, just a bit of magic.
>>11297840
Cool.
>>11297830
You were the one commanding it. As such you had every opportunity to not have anyone harmed in the first place.
Is the "glory" of battle really worth building a ladder of corpses for it?
>>11297849
reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>11297121
>trust me, you don't.
>>11297851
I don't think I like it... Can I have some water to wash it down?
i love me some hot choclety milk
>>11297869
um
maybe you should calm down a little
>>11297885
that's cheating! use the bow!
>>11297846
>Karen looks down at the clown, vomitting all over the floor in front of the boys. She feels bad for him so she punches her own gut to vomits all over the cold one and fall to the ground.
>>11297844
Y-you look like an idiot becaues you're completely naked... Also you didn't say your move with enough enthusiasm! You need to put your heart into it.
>>11297885
>Having no idea if he's doing the sport correctly, Zer0 picks up and tosses Mabel as far as he can. Apparently it was far enough, as the pair each win a gold medal. The assassin places it around the neck of the giant stuffed banana that's standing in-between him and his mate.
Victory.
>>11297863
>She crosses her arms around her waist and thinks to herself for a bit, closing her eyes in the meantime before she reopens one of them, keeping the other one closed.
... Yes. It's for the sake of competition. And this is a battle arena.
>>11297904
>watches as she does this
>thinks that maybe she ain't such a bad guy after insulting him and beating him up for picking a fight and swinging first
>>11297885
>>11297915
>Mabel was tossed quite far by the robot, almost as far as she could get with her cannon. When she got back, They were both awarded crude gold medals.
I'm a natural at this sport!
>>11297904
That's fucking hot.
>punches himself in the gut and vomits on both of them
>>11297802
>>11297885
FYXE NOOOOOO
I'd take you a doctor, but I wouldn't know which doctor.
>>11297935
>>11297904
>>11297846
This is my fetish
>>11297927
Murder is murder, regardless of the end result or the means. Surely, you can see that. By indulging in this violence, what else can happen, save for yet more violence?
>>11297885
I guess the bow was't really necessary if he was close enough to get stabbed...
>>11297904
Hey, that's a special move that requires you to be butt naked to perform it, I bet you don't have what it takes to do it, and eve f you did, you wouldn't be able to yell the name with all your enthusiasm.
>>11297945
Can you not touch my dog? Thanks. I feel very concerned as a pet owner
Can someone actually explain what is happening with Karen and Boruto?
I mean I find it funny so good work you two, but I'm just kinda lost.
Sylvie - Today at 12:09 AM
Just copy this for now then until you figure out how you want to write your commentary: "Araragi and Beerus attend a family gathering and everyone's least favourite assassin gets to experience what gang violence means." (edited)
Who plays Saitama again?
>>11297993
I thought she was a human now.
>>11298011
TWICED
>>11297930
>When she stops puking all over the cold one, Karen stands up and uses the clown's clothes to clean her mouth. Right after she kicks him in the gut once again and grabs one of the new, and clean cold ones.
>>11297988
Is this some kind of challenge, Nii-chan?! Because I'm ready to go on and prove you wrong.
>>11298020
my dad
my dad could beat up your dad
>>11298011
Y'know what fuck you too
>>11297998
It's Grimes doing Grimes things.
>>11298020
no one
>>11297945
>>11297993
It's okay guys... Let me throw up everything, I'll get back on track eventually
>throws up and dies
>>11298011
Oh, come on! Is this really necessary? It's probably just a migraine!
>The plant swallows her whole, and muffled protests can be heard from within
>7 minutes into the first episode of the anime I'm trying to start and I already want to kill myself
Senran Kagura was a mistake
>>11297708
Unf...
>>11298031
>Grabs your foot as you kick me and tries to climb up your leg and claim the cold one for myself
I-i'm not done yet....
>>11298035
>>11298011
Based Nase BF'ing Rin.
That shitter is only helping you for free ERP, don't trust him
>>11298051
Don't pick up the fag I want, I'm considering them as a secret ava.
>>11297931
>Zer0 nods
Both of us.
>>11298011
>The assassin gets beaten down by the three furries, but they decide to leave and spare him death...for now. Zer0 just groans as his helmet projects out his pain: "@#$!".
>>11298035
>Fuck you, I'm everyone's favorite assassin.
>>11297982
I... I think you're in the wrong place if you're trying to convince people that violence is meaningless here. Heck, I'm half-dragon myself. It would be weird for me to not fight.
>>11298037
God I love finding out who exactly Grimes plays.
>>11298040
>gets the satellite
>>11298031
You wouldn't do it, you still have something that I lost a long time ago, shame.
>>11298085
Congratulation, here's my real form
Feast!
>>11298011
>Rin giving shit commentary.
I'm not shocked. Good move Nase.
>>11298101
Did I steal that whole egg? I guess when you're a ninja you can get away with anything.
Good thing I look good in black!
>>11298061
What side are they? I wasn't going to fag any of them, I just learned about it and wanted to check it out myself. I think I'll just stick to the games from now on
>>11298117
Senran Kagura is trash, even the games the only good thing is the music.
The ost is golden
>>11298101
>A level 5 vegan. He doesn't eat anything.
>>11298101
>Mabel's muffled protests can still be heard from within the plant. Glittering blue smoke seeps from the plant's mouth
I've already been feasted on...
>>11298068
On the contrary, I'm precisely where I should be. Here, it means even less than it would anywhere else. The only prize for victory is an inflated ego.
And is it better to be born without violent urges, or to tame them with time, and overcome them?
>>11298129
>That'd be more of a level 6 vegan
>>11298055
I'm opening this cold one, with the boys.
>She utters her words before cracking the cold one. Due to the quick swipe she did to grab it and kick him, the cold one is about to burst open. This causes a mess of liquid when she opens it. Her hand gets drenched with it and the same liquid comes to drip down on his face.
>>11298086
Wh-what are you talking about? I... I would totally do it with no hesitation! But what are you talking about?
>Karen scratches the tip of her chin with a single finger thinking about what she has.
It's your embarrassment, right? You obviously have no shame to use the ''Universe'' move in front of everyone.
>>11298127
The games are ok, but this anime is just brutal.
I've always just kinda mostly tolerated excessive fanservice in my molgolian picture books, but come the fuck on, guys.
>>11298133
It's shit like this why I can't take this game seriously.
>>11298148
NOT MY BOYS!!
>Watches on in horror as she replaces his spot with the boys all havin' a cold one
>Tries desperately to climb up and reach for the bottle
>>11298139
>Ah fuck, right, level 5 is not eating anything that casts a shadow.
>>11298158
>Zer0 pulls the arrow out of his chest and snaps it in half over his knee. Then, he keeps walking, hoping to find its archer to give him or a her a piece of his mind. And, perhaps, take something: "K1LL".
>>11298158
Only the most badass way to go.
>raptor gets indigestion
>raptor shits out lenny's body, still alive
Well I gues-
>raptor sits down and crushes lenny
>then a meteor hits
>the end
>>11298148
I did say it was shame, come on Karen-chan, I know you're an idiot, but you need to act like you're a little bit smarter in front of other people.
>>11298158
Come on... My singing voice isn't that bad... That dinosaur is no god if that's enough to put it down.
>>11298139
>She tilts her head to the side a bit with a visibly confused look on her face.
I... I don't understand that last remark too well. I'm part dragon. Like... A reptile. It's a part of my nature.
>>11298191
>Zer0 walks right into the jungle, where he gets torn limb-from-limb by gorillas attracted to his giant stuffed banana. As he respawns, he regrets the choice of carrying a banana with him into ape territory: ">_<".
Stupid.
>>11298191
>>11298217
Beerus vs his bitch for first place
>>11298185
>Close enough.
>>11298198
It's part of any being's nature to fight or compete, regardless of the severity of it. But we are more than our instincts. We can choose how much of those primal desires to draw upon. Likewise, we can steer those desires in to a different direction.
I don't propose entirely getting rid of that part of one's self, at least not now. But you can prove yourself better without having to kill another.
>>11298217
>>11298191
why is Beerus so fucking mean to Ragi?
>>11298167
>taking senran kagura seriously to begin with
>>11298191
>>11298217
That stupid chihuahua rabbit is going too far now...
>>11298172
>She drinks a single sip from the cold one just to wave at the boys with a smile on her face. A brief second later, Karen looks down at the clown trying to climb up and reach the bottle. The girl responds to this movement by leaning down and giving him the bottle.
Stop picking up fights with people who are taller than you. There's no point in fighting against someone who is stronger than you from the get-go, I learned this the hard way.
>The way she gives him the cold bottle is by placing it right on top of his forehead. It's either he balances and grabs the bottle or he stumbles and gets all wet.
>>11298195
I'm not an idiot! An ally of Justice can't be an idiot! My judgement and awarness is above everyone else here, I have to stay alert to see if a villain shows up, Nii-chan. You know this.
Universe!
So what did you think of this code?
>>11298241
Don't worry, Nii-chan! I will kick his ratliengod-butt on the next game. Just wait and see.
>>11298261
I was planning to sleep as soon as I died, so it's only natural i won... Thank you for Hosting
Congratulations.
>>11298234
That's why I compete in more than just fighting, but also beauty contests. It's the thing I'm much much better at anyways.
>>11298261
>lmao owned
>>11298281
>I liked it.
>>11298281
I liked it.
>>11298252
>stays perfectly still as to balance to bottle on his head
G-get it off, quick. I don't think i can keep this up. A-and you're not even that much taller than me.. I bet i'll be way taller than you when i'm older. Y-you're just an old hag!
>>11298283
God I wanna nut all over her face
>>11298252
I know, I know... The embodiment of justice need to kno-
>>11298261
>Araragi is too busy talking with his little sister to look where he's going, by the time he notices what's happening, he's already halfway down the mountain
>>11298281
Very enjoyable. It's def' above the /co/des in my opinion.
>>11298261
>>11298297
Thank you for hosting Nase!
Nice job on surviving Beerus
>>11298303
My nigga
>>11298297
Congratulations.
>>11298313
Thank you.
>>11298281
>It was alright. As with quite a few /co/des, though, the namedrop references can get confusing.
>>11298281
I only just got into the thread and only skimmed through a couple of slides, but it looks pretty neat teebeeayych
>>11298281
I'm a big fan.
>>11298313
Thanks for having me.
>>11298313
Thanks for hosting
>>11298320
>>11298326
What's wrong with /co/des? Also, what do you mean by namedrop references?
>>11298314
>Talking
*Fucking
fixed it for you
>>11298313
Thanks for hosting
>>11298347
Codes are scum any anyone who hosts them is worthless to the community
>>11298283
I can take of it mysefl... I could have done it this time but you were distracting me too much.
>>11298360
*/co/des
>>11298360
Why?
>>11298261
>I wish that was referencing what I thought it was.
>>11298298
Then why compete at all in things like this? Ignoring my previous rants, it only makes sense to focus upon what you're good at.
>>11298297
>Congrats
>And thanks.
>>11298301
I guess you just have to learn the same way I did.
>Karen leans down once again but this time she lightly pokes the bottle enough to force him to lose balance right away. The content of the cold one soaks his head wet and part of his clothes. Though the fact that it was a COLD one is the worst of it all.
>>11298314
>She opens her eyes wide when Nii-chan falls down the mountain, hearing his screams as he comes down. The girl eyes down the mountain to see Nii-chan laying on top of some rocks with a lot of blood on them.
Nii-chan, are you okay?
>Karen asks casually like nothing happened and he just stumbled on a toy.
>>11298347
I don't mind /co/des but they are riddled with sex events, somtimes lacks soul and well, it's just that after seeing them for so long people get bored of them but I really like some of them like the space, medieval and racing code.
>>11298379
Just because I'm not as good at it myself doesn't mean I don't find it fun.
>>11298379
What do you think it's referencing?
>>11298347
I find /co/des fine aside from sex events that really aren't suitable for RP, and namedrops. What I mean by that are things like Mushroom Mix-Up or Loyal Order of the Water Buffaloes: specific pop culture references to something that a tribute might not understand and kinda have to grasp at straws to RP to. This is definitely great for /co/, but when RP's involved, it gets iffy.
>>11298364
Because I look cute?
Stay tuned for the next game! Give kodaira to get the stuff ready, ok?
Also, rolecall!
>>11298326
shut up for one sec, your code isn't better
>>11298408
Still here!
>>11298389
I want to die... How am I gonna face the boys at school tomorrow now!?
>Sobs in his wet puddle of misery
>>11298408
>>11298408
Here.
>>11298408
i'm still here
>>11298408
Sup.
>>11298313
Thanks for hosting, congrats Beerus.
>newfags acting as their code was god tier
>>11298408
Aloha
>>11298408
Julia, standing by!
>>11298315
>>11298313
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Nii-chan for the second place.
>>11298426
Jokes on you, I don't even have a code!
>>11298408
here
>>11298389
>after a few minutes Araragi stands up and walks away from the blood stainned rocks like nothing happened
Never been better
>>11298404
I won't deny that my little sister is really cute, but that's not it.
>>11298426
People will always say code is good, even if it's not. Kills my drive to even host at all. At last I see, freeloading is the real HG.
>>11298450
I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU
TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR FUCKING ONCE