Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>Ignore obvious trolls
>Post cute pics of your waifu
>Talk to other posters
>Only 1 claim per anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Claiming just to say I did
>Misaki Claimed
Cut me yuno
>>11295486
not ok.jpg
>>>/b/743700873
>>11293977
Oh fun fun, I just got back from town and bought a processor and some RAM so sorry about hte rrrrreeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyy delayed reply
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Rem claimed
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>>11295863
>>11295766
>>11295551
what is this meme
i forgot what i was doing
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>>11295882
Ur mum
gross
>>11296008
you're not <3
>>11295695
Oy there you are
I forgot what...oh yeah discord add me
>>11296008
Cut me yuno
>>>/b/743703084
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Spam me bradley
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*spams*
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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11296678
Nice pic uwu
>>11296681
It's pretty foolish, if you ask me
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Duwuke you Kike you didn't answer me :(
>>11296696
You're not mad at me, are you?
What did you say uwu
I took a nap :)
>>11296723
Why would I be uwu
>>11296733
Ah ok, wasn't sure if you were just being sarcastic with me for earlier, how was the nap?
>>11296765
It was pretty foolish
>>11296770
ok I'm sorry
bye
>>11296780
I'm just teasing you :c
I asked how therapy went uwu
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I survived it owo
How was it though uwu
Did you get to tell him you want to kill yourself owo
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I told her yeah uwu
owo it was a woman
What did she say? uwu
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uwu yes
Asked if I was a risk to myself owo
>>>/b/743710322
owo
And what did you say uwu
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uwu
Nowo
OwO
You should have said yes uwu
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UwU
But I'm not owo
OwO
Do you not want to end yourself? uwu
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UwU
Not until my parents are gone owo
OwO
Murder-suicide? uwu
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UwU
Nowo
OwO
Why not uwu
Cut me yuno
UwU
I'm not that kind of person owo
OwO
You're not homoicidal? uwu
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>>>/b/743713384
stop shilling your fucking threads in here
>>11297825
This uwu
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UwU
Nowo
>>11297825
>>11297839
mmmNo.
owo
Have you ever cut uwu
>>11297862
Yes uwu
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>>11297902
can i cut you?
uwu
Nowo
>>11297906
Yes uwu
Cut me yuno
Owo
I wish I was dead uwu
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>>11297902
I'm not starting this yes no back and forth with you Sachi.
Cut me yuno
>>11297965
Why not? :(
The only person I can do it with has been missing for the last 2 days
>>11298010
Don't make me feel bad for not spamming no.
That's cheating.
>rattle
Uwu
I think we all dowo
Fluttershy claimed
>>11298171
Gorilla-chan :)
>>11298279
duke ; - ;
>>11298433
Smile, Gorilla-chan :)
>>11298500
i cant ; - ;
>>11298954
What's wrong
>>11298967
i feel really bad today
The more the merrier right?
Same goes for eyes.
>>11299073
How's it going 4-eyed friend?
>>11299110
>limiting yourself to four
>>11299544
How's it going 11-eyed friend?
>>11299544
MOAR
>>11299606
It goes good
>>11299626
I think i got you covered
>>11300444
Tell me about your waifu, please
Get off of work and its a new thread. Its a good day.
>>11300631
I wanted tomo to make the new thread but I haven't seen him online
>>11300662
Nothing wrong with Rem bakes either though. A fresh bake is a fresh bake.
>>11300701
rem is pretty good at baking in bulk
>>11300718
I cant deny that.
>>11300701
>>11300718
>>11300771
DID I HEAR 25 THREADS?!
Sennheiser HD 598 is pretty good
>>11300959
I prefer earbuds, I like sticking stuff inside me
>>11300942
On /b/ yes
>>11300959
You're damn right it is. welcome to the club
>>11300978
I prefer the sound of headphones
>>11300985
lol what a fgt
>>11300942
Do as you please Rem haha. Im going to bed so have at it, cant give me a headache this time.
>>11300959
They are good for listening, I made the mistake to try and mix on them but were not flat enough.
Im out to bed early good night.
>>11301008
nobully
You have pubg?
>>11301008
If you wanted good headphones, you should have gotten beats, they cost a lot
>>11301017
slep well
>>11301022
I do, just came back from a few bad games
>>11301028
this is why we don't talk anymore
>>11301069
w-wanna play? i can carry u
>>11301028
lol
>>11301082
w-what is she holding?!
>>11301069
And the fact that I removed you
>>11301081
I don't know you :o
>>11301138
those were the times. I miss them
>>11301138
probably food
>>11301157
Probably, I have a bad memory
>>11301161
Just because you put something in your mouth doesn't mean it's food ._.
>>11301157
Let me help you with that
Sad!
>>11301208
I've been thinking of joining those threads
>>11301180
wait, is this Spike
>>11301187
shit no, it joke
>>11301264
Whoops
>>11301187
correct
>>11301241
It's the most redpilled fetish
>>11301264
Bebop
>>11301322
What are they doing this for? A game, fetish?
>>11301320
I :rainbow_heart: you
>>11301360
It's symbolic for a woman painfully breaking her hymen from being penetrated for the first time and powering through it for her lover
>>11301360
>>11301524
I wish there actually was a rainbow heart on discord
>>11301560
i'm glad there isn't
Why does youtube look like buzzfeed now? is this my fault somehow or did youtube change the layout? Waifu Claiming Thread
>>11301611
Still hasn't changed for me yet, you can undo it (for now I guess)
>>11301592
Why? :o
>>11301611
I miss MDE.
>Misaki Claimed
Hello all
>>11301611
New youtube layout was is being slowly released worldwide. started like 2days ago
you /can/ revert it back to the old style in the settings
>>>/b/743716061
Requesting a bump.
>>11301678
Or everyone could beat me to it by a couple seconds.
Oh gross, /trash/ has a 60 second wait time on posting.
>>11301663
Why does google feel the need to do this?
looks like a shady porn site now.
>>11301637
i'm certain you'd annoy me with it
>>11301720
I annoy you enough :(
>>11301719
It's probably part of some optimizations for the rollout of youtube TV or w/e they're calling it.
I like alcohol.
>>11301719
It's more aesthetically pleasing imo, looks like the app on android and ios, and is somewhat easier to use. All around /better/
>looks like a porn site now
I loved when they added previews in on thumbnails, they finally caught up to pornhub standards
>>11301732
Exactly.
>>11301765
I like you and not alcohol ; - ;
>>11301789
it's okay, I'll drink for both of us.
or I probably already have.
>>11301799
; - ;
>>11301778
One day I'll win you over
>>11301830
why are you doing a cryface, darling?
more like turnipacabra
>>11301830
No you won't what
>>11301868
A girl can dream ; - ;
>>11301841
I'm just lonely, how are you?
>>11301888
>girl
>>11301888
other than drunk, just lonely too.
>>11301743
I think it's just to make youtube flashier and simpler to use for kids watching spider man and Elsa videos
>>11301776
It hurts my eyes and it lacks character, the bright red buttons and large text make's me feel infantilized.
>>11301941
Honestly I think that is the point of it. It's just simple and easy lol
I heard you can turn it black somewhere but I haven't looked around
>>11301941
I like the new google logo
>>11301899
Go get someone
>>11301897
Yes!
>>11301981
I choose you
>>11301981
gay
>>11302060
You made me check +1
>>11302095
Pans!
>>11302121
meme
>>11302154
egg
Duwuwuwuke
But I want to die a lot owo
>>11298125
But its not spam :(
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>>11302824
We'll disregard if it's spam and just agree to disagree, i'm not going to go back and forth with you for no outcome. How's that?
>>11302981
nah, it is pretty fucking spammy.
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>>11302981
Ok
Pity +1
Shit thread.
>>11303078
There was a such a long gap there i forgot what it was i was arguing with you about. Where'd you go?
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>>11303156
To sleep
>>11303190
I see i see. Didn't seem quite long enough for sleep. Just a nap, or is your sleep schedule as awful as mine?
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>>11303276
It was meant to be a full nights sleep but I just woke up and probably won't be able to get back to sleep
Recently my sleep schedule has been pretty ok though
>>11303341
Ah lucky. I've been waking up early almost every day this week. It's getting to the point where staying asleep for a semi-reasonable amount of time is the exception rather the norm. Gets old quick desu. I can see how sleep deprivation would get people all crazy and murdery.
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>>11304656
Kill me
>>11304702
Why? :(
Ya'll asleep now?
>>11304937
h-hi
>>11304946
Ohaiyou, anon-kun.
>>11304967
how're you?
>>11304978
Just playin games for tonight. You?
>>11305011
Just got finished playing games, watching videos before bed
These threads seem like pure cancer useless shit posting. First time here though. Madoka Kaname is my waifu.
>>11305019
Sounds comfy. I dunno how long I plan to stay up desu
>>11305037
Hello, I am very depressed and sleepy, would say hi to you in a more cheerful way otherwise
>>11305037
Eh that's how I started but you learn to live with it.
>>11305093
Well, Hi? But other than saying Hi and talking about nothing, what's the use of this thread? Why claim waifus?
>>11305067
it is, i fell asleep on ya and probably should turn my computer off and get some sleeps
dont stay up too late!
>>11305143
talking and showing your devotion to your waifu!
Zazan is my waifu, thoughts on her?
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>>11304727
Because I want to die :o
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Anti-waifu still best waifu.
Also y'all motherfuckers need to start showing up in my discord at night. We've got polka music, Cards Against Humanity and Rem reading gay fanfiction written by one of our regulars. 'S a good time
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>>11305789
When is the nighttime though. I have odd timezones.
>>11305964
Oh good point. Seemed to get fun between 8pm and 2am EST
You should read some of that Aussie dubbed hentai
Claiming best girl.
Cut me yuno
>>11306007
Does wish was with u
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>>11305789
Sounds like nothing I'd want.
>>11306030
Wish was real and with me.
>>11306038
Ok
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>>11306004
So 2-8am, damnit, and you had me at rem reading gay fanfiction
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>>11306038
Well then we don't want you! Awesome things often look awful on paper
>>11306080
It made several people's nights.
discord/U5dG7J for anyone that wants to join yet another discord for waifus and wehraboos I guess
Dunno why wehraboos.. it's just working out that way
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>>11306004
Probably.
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>>11306101
Certainly didn't really make my night. Can't wait to read a fan fiction that's purposely bad.
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laffin
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>>11306535
Hey Ron writes good stuff! It's just not good to normal decent people
Cut me Slacho me Yuno
>>11306817
Please kill me duwuke
Seriously I need to die, like right now
Yum spaghet
>>11306837
>>>11306817 (You)
>Please kill me duwuke
>Seriously I need to die, like right now
Nowo
>>11307110
I hate kikes -_-
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https://youtu.be/HcjoiIS8WF8
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>>11307447
kona chan
Spam me bradley
Kiss ben me bradley
*spams anthony*
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>>11307537
Is Ben dead?
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>>11307547
He's probably sleeping
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Every time I see purple and yellow I think of tsuklasa me bradley
Cut me yuno
I miss tsuklasa
Robbie me bradley
I'll give you his gmail if you want
Give me his Gmail me Klonata
Get in my shed Anthony
Why do you have his gmail
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I can't see him in my contacts list at the moment me bradley
Cut me yuno
I'm not Bradley me Klonata
who are you owo me not bradley
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He's duwuke owo
Stop being a pedo me bradley
ok
my mom came in while I was listening to screamowo
Nowo
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What did she say owo
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She just looked at me funny, and I fumbled with the speaker when I was turning it down cuz she spooked me, it was embarrassing me bradley
LOL
Ok uwu
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>30% of posts include "cut me yuno"
yeah mate it's considered spamming now
>>11308424
Did you actually do the maths on that? :o
>>11308475
260/78 is about 1 in 3, yeah. it wasn't all that hard when you can see the number of posts in a thread and find the number of posts containing it by ctrl+f
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booty claimed~
>>11308577
woah
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>>11308584
don't look!
>>11308605
I want to do unspeakable things to this cute booty
>>11308605
I'm not!
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Pantsu
>>11308619
she'll bite you, that's what she does
>>11308627
look at your feets or something!
>>11308710
There's something blocking my sight!
Claiming.
Cut me yuno
>>11308742
Welcome
>>11308791
Stop spamming
>>11308805
Nowot until I'm dead uwu
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>>11308735
l-lewd...
>>11308808
*kills you*
>>11308960
Come here and kill me owo
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>>11308972
I'll go over there and kiss youwu
>>11308989
Do that and I'm sticking a knife in to youwu
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>>11309032
Why not just stick it into yourself if you want to die owo
>>11309047
Because I don't want to live and become a vegetable uwu
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>>11309066
I have a will written out, it also says to kill me if I ever become a vegetable uwu
>>11309080
Can I eat you when you become a vegetable? owo
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>>11309100
Do it quick owo
>>11309219
Ok uwu
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dubs?
>>11300602
A species of monstergirl known as "Gazer"
She a cutie
>>11309860
Very nice, is that also her name or is it different?
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go to bed
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>>11309868
Species name
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