Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>Ignore obvious trolls
>Post cute pics of your waifu
>Talk to other posters
>Only 1 claim per anon
>Most important: Say something nice about Miku on her birthday!
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11310829
Hi Mike Hatsune
>>11310945
Hello, cute waifu
>>11310877
>>11310961
Stop spamming
Autism me Sachi
>>11310982
Nowo
>>11311045
Is this mugi? uwu
Cut me yuno
>>11310982
Hello!
Lulu is cute
Rem claimed
Best gril
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>>11311136
Hello, who is your waifu? :o
>>11311116
Thank you, how are you today?
>>11311078
kiss ben uwu
>>11311184
You don't need to know my waifu is because she's too pure for you
Also
>literally 5 seconds in google reverse image search
>>11311264
I don't like power rangers
>>11311184
I'm taking it easy.
What's up with you?
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my mom found my BD
>>11311316
I'm doing the same I guess, very slow day, listening to music
>>11311373
What did she say? :o
i want to shout "allah!" from my window
>>11311391
I had to come out and she was pretty understanding
>although she told me to at least get a smaller one
Cut me yuno
Claimed fat goth bitch.
>>11311391
What kind of music?
>>11311424
Did she not know you were a fag? I was thinking the same thing desu about the size
>>11311414
Do it then
Has anyone else made their own waifu?
>>11311480
She didn't :o
Well, she says she always had suspicions.
Maybe I should've
>>11311506
Your face makes you look like a fag. Have you ever even tried any butt play before buying that horse dildo?
>>11311473
At the moment this album, this is the probably the best song, and I'm really into it
https://youtu.be/fEQyi6eCxWw
Cut me yuno
>>11311532
Interesting sounds.
I'm only halfway through it but I enjoy it.
>>11311599
The repetition is fun and the opening and closing sections are really pretty, what kind of music do you like?
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>>11311670
I listen to a lot of kinds.
Right now I'm listening to old prog rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZ6SexrGZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBcnjx05a1s
>>11311480
what if the army comes to kill me?
>>11311373
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How long did you even manage to keep that hidden? A few fucking hours? Jesus, try to take it out before you go walking around the house leaving a big gay snail trail.
Cut me yuno
>>11311771
Your sacrifice will be for the greater good of Islam. You'll be greeted by 72 waifus
>>11311736
Never heard of Supertramp, but I enjoy Genesis a bit. I'm more into krautrock and fusion
https://youtu.be/WhzDBGiOTvg
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>>11311532
I have -_-
>>11311779
At least 20 hours kek
>>11311857
Have not heard of those. I'll look into them.
That song was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrLvrPnyt48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB0mkEU
>>11311971
They're really good genres
https://youtu.be/PXX5-p6sUwI
Subdivisions is really good, one of my favorites, I used to listen to Rush all the time years ago
>>11311940
How many fingers did you fit? uwu
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>>11312032
Interesting sounds again. Still getting used to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MY_cdUL1E
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>>11312132
I really enjoy atom heart mother and wish you were here, animals too but not as much. I still need to listen to this and the wall. tubular bells is cool
https://youtu.be/zZEn4CVILog
>>11312032
barely 3 uwu
>>11312195
Why is there a ditto with a lollipop? Fist or bust
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>>11311940
How did she even find it that fast? Like seriously, did you just leave it laying out? Was it so messy it couldn't help but be found? What's the deal?
>>11312186
The wall is good. You should watch the movie too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0
Cut me yuno
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>11312348
I'll try to get to them soon, I'm gonna lay down for a bit, it was nice talking
https://youtu.be/tyOYQ8qfFng
>>11312398
Sure.
It was good, see you next time.
>>11312373
them fucking legs
>>11312426
She's pretty much perfection
>>11312436
more legs
>>11312453
Sorry, they are for me
Patrician taste though. Legs are the most divine thing there is
>>11311940
>not actively hiding properly
Do you even carry around your shame
>>11312469
and butts uwu
~
>>11312491
everyone in my close circle of friends knows I'm an anime loving autist and no one really cares
Now, dragon dildos? Well....
>>11312588
cool gf
>>11312783
Actually he's a boy~
>>11311078
Yeah
>>11312985
ayyy
Thanks Konata
>>11312536
Butts aren't bad, but they have nothing on legs, thighs and hair uwu
>>11310829
>>11312985
muh dick
>>11313334
uwu don't make me pick over those
I want them all in a single package
>>11313558
There are those waifus who can provide it in a single package
>>11313564
uwu
> Bought a new processor and stick of RAM
> Forgot to mess with bios settings before hand so I need to go out and get a CMOS jumper
> While I'm gone, family member thinks they'll help by looking up a YouTube tutorial and trying themselves
> Forgets to unplug PC and fries MB like a corn dog
> Had to buy a new MB
Well, there went my paycheck
>>11310829
I just got Project Diva F 2nd in the mail today without realising it was her birthday. A 1 in 365.25 chance. How odd.
>>11313655
Why uwu?
>>11313694
Make whoever the fuck fried it pay for it dude
>>11313749
They already said they would when they get paid, so I'm gonna get my money back
>>11313749
cuz uwu
>>11313742
Now you can celebrate!
>>11313788
I see. I don't know why they even thought that was a good idea
>>11313797
Whom'st'd've is this?
>>11313810
uwu no one familiar
>>11313694
>>11313810
Neither do I, but not much I can do about it now.
>>11313977
>>11314033
I started playing csgo and now I crave a knife
>>11314224
I started sitting in my room and now I crave talking to other human beings.
>>11314060
>>11314818
>>11314886
>>11312469
>Not midriff
>>11315104
Midriff is good, but not as god tier as those I listed
>>11315104
>>11314810
Sux
>>11315104
>belly
>>11315319
I don't think anya wants to talk to me...
It's okay... I take my pills and I'm happy all the time..... happpy.... all the time...
>>11315481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE
Please stop using trash. We haven't been spammed on /b/ all day, but we have been 404'ing.
>>11315699
K o n a t a
>>11315736
What's up?
>>11315758
nothing
>>11315478
Thats uhm, a bit depressing
>>11315699
Looks like someone is trying to spam right now
>>11315814
Such is my life now.
>>11315518
That was enjoyable. Thanks.
>>11315876
I'm sorry to hear things have taken such a turn for you, hopefully things will improve soon.
>>11316014
It's okay Hamakaze... I think I just need to be more disciplined about taking my anti-depressants and maybe finding a nice girl on campus.... which I haven't managed in the last two years...
>>11316056
Yes, I think that would be good for you, prioritizing your anti-depressants more. What about spending more time with friends? Do you have anyone to play vidya with, or to share a hobby with, in the meantime?
>>11313694
>fries MB like a corn dog.
I almost spit out my drink.
>>11316210
I don't know why but I never seem to get anything from seeing friends (like the 3-4 I have) anymore. I can see them and then have this cloud come over me just a few hours later. Everything just feels cloudy, might just be because I've slipped on my meds in the past two days and things will be okay again, but its not fun now.
>>11316292
hey Hitagi
this place is so much nicer.
>>11311373
What is a BD?
>>11316489
I see. Their company doesn't do much for you, anymore, or for now, at least. Maybe you could use some new friends, perhaps? Or maybe something more intimate? In either case, I wish you the best of luck. Does your medication work when you keep on top of it?
>>11316683
I would have sent a pic of the one he got, but I removed him on discord
>>11316706
I just use a bubble wand, nobody suspects a thing.
>>11316689
I can't desert them. They are my friends. But maybe I do need something more intimate to help me with that. At they end of the day I cant expect them to be as close as someone I could be romantic with, no matter how close they are to me.
Yeah it was working for some time. Prozac is pretty nice, it keeps things on an even level, makes you feel normal, instead of constant mood swings between days of 'everything sucks I should kill myself' to a brief reprieve of 'everything's okay' for a few hours all the while I'm aware that it won't last.
>>11316706
God Help us.
>>11316823
I put a plunger on my cabinet and went to town, it hurt though
>>11316823
>mfw it breaks and you fart bubbles for a month
Finally got all the parts to work and can now run all of my games WAAAAYYYYY better. I'll definitely be able to stream the stuff I want to now on my days off
>>11316878
what new stuff did you get?
>>11316891
Had to get a new motherboard because of what I mentioned here >>11313694
But other than that I got an i7 7700and 16 gigs of DDR4 RAM to replace the low quality 8 Gb I had
>>11316878
Very nice, good to hear minami
>>11316917
lul trying to work on a PC while its still plugged in
>autism detected
nice, i7 should be able to run just about anything smoothly
>>11316943
Thank ya
>>11316953
Eh, the person who did it doesn't know too much about computers so they assumed that since it was off it was good to go
linify.me
>>11316489
Hows it going misaki?
>>11316917
The 7700 is a good processor good pick.
>>11316953
Not all I7's are created equally most are overpriced trash until you get into the nice ones.
>>11316837
No, of course not. But I agree, something along those lines would be helpful. I hope you will be lucky enough to find someone like that one day.
Hmm. So it is only effective for brief periods. It's not perfect, but it's something, isn't it? You refer to it in the past tense, does it not work as much anymore? Have you spoken to the doc about it? Couldn't they adjust your dosage?
>>11317313
i mean i can run just about anything smoothly and im using an i5, i7 should just be ez mode
also
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>>11317351
Me too, im running the I5-7400, and it runs circles over some of the lower to mid end I7's especially being more stable for overclocking than they are.
>Cute gif
>>11317313
Ohio Hitagi
It's going alright, how about you?
>>11317347
I had someone like that at one point, but we haven't been together for a very long time. Am I just clingy? I really want someone to be with again..
Prozac works so long as you take it every day. The mood swings are another matter entirely, I've been dealing with them for a very long time. It was worse when I had absolutely no one, but I've had no success with natural remedies, like hanging out with friends. It seems like a genuine chemical imbalance.
>>11317433
Same thing different day, thinking about bed soon to be honest. I have to catch a plane early in the morning.
>>11317487
That was adorable.
>>11317585
I would like to do that for a poster..
>>11317404
ive got an i5-4690K, i never overclock anything so i dont really care about that stuff
>>11317602
Very good.
>>11317614
I had to to push simmilar speeds that you are now, but its still quiet and runs fairly cool so I cant complain.
But I am off to bed now. Good night.
>>11317676
Goodnight
>>11317585
>>11317676
See you!
>Misaki
>>11317433
Oh. I'm sorry. That's unfortunate. Even if you are, who says the blame is yours? Clingy is not necessarily a bad thing. Personally, I find it endearing.
A genuine chemical imbalance. Then if you keep up with the pills, won't they help sort it in the long-run? From the sounds of it, they appear to have been helpful so far, even if a little bit. I don't think I have any answers for you, but I'd say you should stick with it.
>>11317676
night, friend.
>>11317824
No, the blame's not mine this time.
Maybe you've never seen clingy. The girl I used to date was extremely clingy when we dated in high school. And I was the complete opposite. And now whenever I somehow happen to see her it seems we've completely switched- I'm the one who hurts for affection and she seems to be extremely cold. I'm worried that my desire to be with someone else will be all over my face and my... desperation will drive everyone else away. I haven't even met someone my age I've been truly interested in in the last two years, so what good is wondering how desperate I look?
I've just been missing doses occasionally.
I might go to sleep soon, I'll be back tmrw morning.
>>11317942
just set a phone alarm to remember your meds, bud.
>>11317351
>>11317313
Yeah I had an i5 too and it was able to run all my stuff well but it wasn't able to stream a lot of stuff really well so that's why I went for the i7 upgrade
>>11317942
Oh? I've been with clingy for a for quite sometime now, and I am content with it still.
Well I won't keep you any longer. Get some good rest, and for the last time, I urge you to stay the course.
Goodnight Misaki. Take care, please.
>>11318106
Oh? I didn't know that. You'll have to tell me about it. If you feel like it of course.
I will. Thank you very much Hama. Take care of yourself.
>>11318174
Sure. I'd like that.
You got it. I will! Farewell, for now.
>>11318448
Why sad
>>11318786
Because I realized all I did today was play csgo and nothing else.
>>11318820
Yeah, thats a pretty sad thing. Im bored at work.
>>11318846
I hope I get the new job I recently interviewed for, I hate my current job
>>11318820
Definitely worse ways to spend a day.
Did you enjoy playing at least?
>>11318861
I dont hate mine. Its just that I need a week off something fierce
>>11318863
I mean it was ok, it just made me want to spend money on flashy skins which is not ok.
>>11318876
What do you do?
>>11318961
I cook at a uni cafe. Good pay, zero stress.
>>11318984
That sounds like fun
>>11318961
I mean so long as you enjoyed the time then it was ok. Time spent wasted on something fun isn't time wasted
>>11319025
Its become pretty boring. And my body decided it wanted to throw me the 'I dont know how to feel every day' crap at me.
I heard from a little canary that u guys moved here
sad
>>11319123
Im at both. We maintain a presence on /b/. Konata and Sachi just prefer it here because no banana spammer intent on killing it.
>>11319040
I guess so
>>11319044
Oh, well that kinda sucks
>>11319176
ex spammers not liking spam. How ironic
>>11319220
https://youtu.be/a2krXq8fw90
>>11319259
It works.
>they used to spam the threads on /b/ all the time
>banana spammer comes in
>moves threads because they dislike spam
>>11319176
>both
so an autistic spammer is scaring off the other people ay? thinking that you guys are from /b/ u would handle yourselves just fine
>>11319399
Not really scaring away, more like making it impossible for people to enjoy it because of how quickly they flood the threads
>>11319399
they run a script+4chan pass combo, so it's a new imagepost every ~12 seconds, so without anyone else posting, threads fill in 30 minutes or so. it's not that it scared people off, it's just impossible to hold a conversation.
>>11319373
Im saying thats misuse of the word irony. You were looking for hypocritical as a word.
>>11319470
>30 minutes
More like 8-10. As fast as 3.
>>11319508
I saw it more as situational irony but maybe I got confused. I dont know, im tied up
>>11319546
tired*
>>11319546
Idont blame you, irony as a word is widely misused
>>11319420
>>11319470
correct me if Im wrong here but werent you guys around for a long time on /b/? that being said you must have been through such things before
must be sad to have a script and add more into the fucking autism the retarded banana and what takes the cake is having a 4chan pass
god damn how much of a pathetic loser they must be
Alright im going to sleep. See you all in a few months if I decide to pop back in
>>11319583
they're mentally ill and recently unemployed, so they're doing it out of boredom.
in other words, yeah, severe autism.
>>11319583
Yes we have, thing is its never been this bad. Back when slacho spammed the threads it was just a few pictures here and there or stupid sentences. Now its a scriptfag with a 4chan pass that has nothing better to do
>>11319599
>>11319607
hopeful that your endeavors will get you back there
and that the spammer kills himself
have a good one waifufags
life calls so this is goodbye forever
maybe
Claiming best girl.
>>11320766
Saya! <3
>>11320770
Hai anon
>>11320785
Good morning, did you just get up? :o
>>11320766
Does wish was real and with u
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>>11320799
Nah, been up a while now
>>11320827
Yes!
>>11320938
Its 2am I should go to bed, bye bye </3
>>11320938
Ok
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>>11320944
Night anon
>>11319663
I hope you come back, you seem like a sweet person.
So instead of Pathfinder its card games. Many card games.
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>>11321040
card games?
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>>11321234
stop being a fag
claiming before I go to bed
>>11321316
Nowo uwu
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>>11313694
now i want a corn dog, thanks
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>>11321189
Exploding Kittens, Million Dollars But..., Joking Hazard, Cards Against Humanity
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Spam me sachi
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>>11322200
exploding kittens is fucking baller. played that with my cousin for the first time this summer
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I am now awake...
>>11318225
So what's the story?
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>>11310982
Lulu is my favorite ADC
Headed out to the range. If >>11318225 gets back be sure to let me know the next time I pop into the thread.
Take care folks
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>>11323179
She's my favorite jungler
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go to bed
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Good thread
>>11323973
uu is code for send nukes
Thanks Konata
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go to bed
>>11323984
it's u.u or u_u
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Are bumpers repairs expensive?
Asking for a friend
>>11324070
What did you fuck up now?
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>>11324079
Parking -_-
City parking slots are tiny and my mom happen to have a huge pick-up truck
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>>11324031
SEND NUKES
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Did some one say Yuno?
this yuno spam really worries me
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>>11324145
how do you get that from uu?
>>11324100
Did you or your mom crash? uwu
>>11324181
It normally calms down a bit once I'm about
Cortame bradley
>>11324203
Why does that anon want you to cut her so badly?
>>11324185
how do you get an apple from an orange tree?
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Chen Is Gay
Jerk
Fuck im retarded
>>11324254
Please don't be mean to Chen <3
>>11324237
You don't :o
>>11324227
I don't know? I have asked before but they just told me they liked it
>>11324244
>cuts you
>>11324279
EXAACTLY
>>11324181
cut me Rumia uwu
>>11324185
I did because I suck at driving huge ass trucks
I'd get a ca myself but there are no free parking slots, so I have to borrow their truck
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Borrow truck more like borrow fuck
fucking kill me
>>11324298
First she finds out you're gay, then you crash her car: she's gonna disown you t b h
>>11324288
ok
borrow fuck
why do i post shit like this
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>>11324313
I don't know what to tell you
>>11324355
I don't know how to adulthood tho
>>11324395
"fuck off and die you arent funny" maybe
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my name jeff
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>>11324395
Hello can I come aboard
my name jeff
>>11324519
All are welcome onto the birb
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>>11324550
YAY!
So I hope you don't mined but I couldn't help but notice that you damaged you car, how bad is it?
my name jeff
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my name jeff
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Still going?
Nice job
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tfw no waifu and also limit reached
your point?
birb!
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>>/b/743884963
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>>11324284
maybe they're in love with you~
>>11325427
Oh god I don't need a 5th
>>11324578
"my" car isn't that damaged, just a scratch, it's the other car that's damaged
sorry for the wait I was being a chad at the gym
>tfw not on the birb
>>11325482
Yay more birb friends
>>11325440
may i be your 6th?
>>11325616
You want to love me to?
>>11325611
Hi
Better ver.
>>11325679
by "love" you mean "eat" then sure!
>>11325611
>>11325679
>>11325702
why is it riding him
>>11325703
vore is one hell of a fetish
>>11325737
that's what vore is? time to fap
>>11325679
>>11325715
Heya, how's it going you two
>>11325756
oh no
>>11325737
Do you ride a saddle?
>>11325757
Procrastinating when I shouldn't.. also beer..
>>11325769
I meant why is that monster on top of Astolfo
>>11325703
well you will have to get em line another person wants to eat me
>>11325715
How things saya
>>11325757
Pretty good I am eating a baguette
>>11325766
no?
>>11325792
>>11325786
A saddle for riding birb of course
See >>11325778
How's yous?
>>11325778
It's the beer that's telling you to procrastinate, get rid of it
>>11325792
Are you french now
Why do so many people want to love or eat you
>>11325817
Actually it's Wonderful Everyday that's telling me to procrastinate.
>>11325794
only cooked meals
>>11325810
This is why we don't fly together
It has been a shitty week
>>11325792
>>11325801
why do so many people want to eat you?
>>11325830
you're just cooking away all the protein
>>11325801
Forgot to (You) you.
See >>11325778
>>11325830
O? Why so?
>>11325868
but cooked meat give us more calories!
>>11325874
some stuff, overall was a stressful week
>>11325829
Wonderwhat
>>11325817
I don't know? On the bright side 2 of those people are girls IRL and thats nice
>>11325840
well koume want to eat me and IDK why
Koume gave up after a bit cos I'm to hard to eat
>>11325874
what beer? anything good
>>11325817
Ow I almost frog to say! FUCK THE FRENCH
>>11326004
Get beer
>>11326009
A VN
>>11326044
Some cheap almost decent stuff.
How's yous?
>>11326098
need to save some money first
>>11326098
sounds like value for money
I think I will Have some of my whiskey once every one is in bead. I didn't get to drink on holiday
>>11326044
heh what a charming guy you must be
>>11326084
important
>>11326098
quickly finish it and stop procrastinating then
>>11324070
Yep, upwards to 5k
>I know because some lady ripped my moms bumper off
Also, goodmorning everyone
>>11326296
Hello Hamakaze. Changed your mind on the few months?
>>11326004
but its so fresh and chewy
>>11326044
are you dating someone now then?
>>11326296
well fuck
Guess that display I wanted will have to wait for a while
>>11326387
What about blue meat then? Only the edges are cooked
>>11326376
That was a joke for the most part but I will disappear at some point, its in my nature.
>>11326406
Well I could be comparing the complete rippage of a bumper to a scratch. How bad is it? Can you still use it?
>>11326431
A joke that will have a lasting effect, huh? Then I bid you good luck when you do.
Anyways, what's up?
>>11326431
Not my bumper, the other guy's
it's still attached, he doesn't plan on replacing it so that shouldn't be that expensive.
Probably will take most of my money tho
>>11325460
Ah so sorry I thought I answered this
how bad was the other car damaged
>>11326248
I don't know how I got in to this mess
also one of the girls is a strait up yandere she spys on my house and stakes me at collage
very important
>>11326387
No but I did recently make out with a girl and grope her a bit but so that will likely turn in to some thing. there is also a guy I flirt with online with to he is cute but that's not going to turn in to any thing
>>11326451
Nothing much, just woke up. Might jump on the pc and play some vidya while waiting for a call to go into work since I'm on call.
>>11326456
Oh man, that sucks. No insurance to cover it?