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Fat Bug/Arthorpods Thread Started from Charlotte A. Cavatica

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Fat Bug/Arthorpods Thread

Started from Charlotte A. Cavatica and expanded to include all things creepy crawily, post all fat related ideas, stories, art an other shit with those six legged or more, cuties.
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Zob here. Thanks for the new thread anon! Link to the last thread is here.

>>11264763

Charlotte smut incoming when I get the chance to phonepost.
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>male fat general
>female fat general
>male blob/slob general
>female blob/slob general
>cartoon expansion general
>inflation general
>pony inflation general
>pony fat general
>IRL fat general

fucking stop, we don't need yet another fat general
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>>11294450
Right now I am thinking of making a new general for something stupid like "fat bugs bunny general" just to piss you off.
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>>11293849
Drawfriend I forgot to ask... Can I steal these pics for a new Patreon banner? I'm very short on art rn but I'd love to add this gorgeous Vertica to my page.

Go for it, man.
By the way, everyone keeps saying they're already following you, but no links were provided. If you could do so I would be most pleased.

>Pic related is not my art, source is in filename
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>>11294450
Im gonna make a fat of every possible character archetype I can think of just to piss you off you sad little anon.
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>>11294450
there's a female blob slob thread?!
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>Previously, on Charlotte's Gluttonous Adventures: Templeton threw our rapidly bloating heroine into a vat of GMO ooze that he uses for bingeing sessions. It wasn't designed for spiders...

>"Glurrb!" Charlotte plunged into the green fluid like a fat little tennis ball with legs sticking out, quickly sinking. But then a peculiar thing happened. Her body, now thickened and bloated with excess fat, was buoyant enough due to her new adipose cells to float on the surface of the fluid. She breathed a sigh of relief--she was ravenous for more food, but she'd already nearly drowned at this abandoned fairgrounds once today and wasn't looking for a repeat performance.

>Besides, floating meant she could now gorge at her leisure.

>"Schllrrrp... Gllrp... GLURPP..."

>Charlotte paddled around the jar of gene-mod goodness, sucking down green goop like a tiny vacuum. Something strange was happening inside her: a sense of incredible fullness, stretching her insides, making her feel like she was about to...

>POP!

>She shed her cuticle layer with a sudden and mildly painful rip of tearing skin. Wriggling free of the old husk she watched it drift to the bottom of the jar.

>"How strange... I'm not--HURRP!--due for a molting until this winter..."

>She belched as the strange material churned and bubbled inside her. Again that uncomfortable, but slightly pleasant feel of stretching came... and this time she could feel her spinerrettes being squeezed by the pressure of her freshly outgrown skin layer. It was like being pinched right at the tip of her abdomen.

>"Oh... OHH!"

>POP!

>Templeton watched from the floor of the storage room as Charlotte drank and then orgasmed her way out of multiple layers of molted spider-skin. "That," he said, drinking from a discarded beer can, "is one kinky bitch."
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>>11294450
Go cry about it on /qa/, bitch.
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>>11294547

Sure drawfriend! Here you go.

https://www.patreon.com/zobindustries
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>>11294712
We should post the previous adventures of Charlotte and Vertica.

Anyone got those Screeenshots?
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>>11294898
Charlotte right here
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>>11294898
>>11294912
and 2
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>>11294712

>WHUMP.

>Templeton jerked awake as Charlotte landed in front of him, splattering him with ACME-GRO ooze. He was both impressed by her new size... and a little concerned.

>Charlotte had gone from the size of a baseball to about the width of a dinner plate. And it wasn't just her flabby abdomen that had grown--it was her entire body. Her puffy, chubby spider legs were each an inch thick and moved with slow, unnatural strength. Her middle section, the cephalothorax, bulged and swelled with new fat and her bulb-shaped rear was enormous and sloshing with liquid. She was panting heavily, her eyes glazed, drooling slightly as she crawled towards him.

>"Damn, girl. You've put on weight," said Templeton, a little nervously. His antics tormenting the self righteous spider were a lot less funny now that said spider was big enough to eat him.

>Luckily, it wasn't Templeton that Charlotte wanted. At least... not yet.
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>>11294712
do spiders molt?

>Am now imagining Tennis ball sized flabby Charlotte. from 20mm quarter inch sized barn spider to THIS....DAMN.

if only I could force Hanna Barbara to animate this, if you knoe the company wasnt massively different/defunct and the original duo werent dead. and you know I had any leeway in forcing them to do it.

god help me if some artfag replicates the artstyle of the film and does her like this.
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>>11294945
I just remembered Wilbur should be at the fair and how the hell Charlotte is going to explain her new state of being to him and everything.
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>>11294972
wilbur and charlotte would be talking before they hear someone coming to the pigpens, so charlotte would just barely make it to the adjacent empty pen. the person coming to the pens would be a farsighted judge who gives charlotte the prized pig award, much to wilbur's chagrin
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>>11294947

Spiders do molt! They are arthropods so they have to do so to get bigger. Im playing fast and loose with spider biology but I decided to keep that trait. For creepy effect. Imagine finding a series of spider skins that get bigger... and fatter... and wider...

>>11294972

That'll be covered in a future post I hope. Gotta do real life stuff for a bit, but I'll be back. Keep the fire going lads.
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>>11295029
HA!

I doubt Wilbur will care much, just have Charlotte stick the ribbon onto him. its not like anyone gonna notice.
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>>11295036
mmhh wide spider mom waifu.
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>>11294450
This thread will probably live for a week and then die like Anonymoo due to its niche nature.
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>>11294972
>he doesn't notice anything different about her
>neither do any of the humans
>the only ones aware of her newfound size/girth are her and Templeton
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>>11294450
It's fucking time to stop this madness
You niggers make a fat thread for every specific thing and it's worse by the months
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>>11295166
>this leads to Charlotte via temptation from Templeton to go nuts and see how big she can get till someone else DOES notice her new girth.

Spoiler: they never do.
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>>11295205
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>>11295205
fuck off Eddy, you should be in school.
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I'm not the only one who wanted to try fresh Slurm after seeing the Slurm Queen, right?
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>>11295205

>I came into a thread about a thing I don't like just to be upset

I'm not really sure why you can't just keep to your own threads. What, are there not enough diaper threads for you? Futa pony threads? /trash/ is not a fucking democracy. It's mob rule. If more people like fatties than whatever you like, sorry, but that's just too bad. We don't come into your threads and bitch about your fetishes. Who elected you Judge Dredd of the board?

>.5/10 for making me respond

And thanks for the free bump.
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>>11295282
No I just dont like soft drinks in genereal outside of orange and grape soda. and that berry flavor fainta has.
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>>11294643
Is this a real thread? If it is, someone link it.
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>>11295342
Wouldn't that just be a female slob thread?
Last I checked they don't have anything against blobs.

Also, here's what's been gathered of ZOB's bug dating journey from the last thread
https://pastebin.com/LbDUn3L9
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>>11295293
It's more about how you niggers are unnecessarily cluttering the board with basically the same shit and making this board faster because you guys are too autistic to keep it to only a few threads

Some nig posts something you don't like and you gotta go and make a new damn thread to keep away from it

Control yourselves for fucks sake!
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>>11295862
oohhh waaah the board's too fast. fuck off ya big baby
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>>11295862
Well, young man, let me explain something to you.

/trash/ is not just for one group of people, but if there are enough people who like similar things, but cannot agree on one thing(such as genders, furry-or-not, RL-or-not, and species) there will be multiple threads of the similar interest but different.

If you want a board that is uncluttered by stuff like this, you could go back to secular 4chan, and not even bother coming to /trash/, these threads are here because they cannot be on any other channel here.

tl;dr version - Shit like this happens, stop bitching, we're not happy about all the /co/ threads that should belong on there, but we don't go to their threads bitching about it.
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>>11294945

>Charlotte felt so heavy. So... ponderous. It felt good--all her life she'd been a tiny little arachnid, and her moral code had developed in tandem with her size. Her lessons to Wilbur were lessons that shed learned herself: life was cruel, friends got old and sometimes died. But in a haze of greed she was forgetting the humble, kind spider she had been.

>She was becoming something new.

>"More," she gurgled, belching up a mouthful of GMO juice and then swallowing it so as not to waste a single drop. "I need more. Faster. Now."

>" Charlotte, babe, I think you've had enough!"

>"More," she demanded, and crawled up to Templeton, prodding his belly with her claws. "Or I'll find something else to eat."

>"Okay okay, calm down, toots." The rat waddled over to a popcorn funnel that had fallen on the floor. "And I thought Wilbur was the pig. Here. Put this in your mouth, big girl. Let's teach you how to party hard!"

>Charlotte crawled over to the funnel and took it in her mouth as Templeton fetched a jar of quick-grow ooze and unscrewed the lid. She had never acted like this before... But then, shed never been this big before either. She was almost fatter than Templeton, and slowly getting used to her new size. She wanted to grow... and eat... and glut. She wanted to climb the food chain all the way to the top.

>Her fat rodent friend poured the cocktail of growth hormones into her mouth, through the funnel, improvising a new fair-song as the arachnid gulped and swallowed and grew.

>"A fair is a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord, orgy-board, after the gates have shut..."

>Charlotte closed her eyes. "Glllrp. Glrgg..." *Glug-glug*

>"At night, with no rubes around, she hits the town... gains some pounds, gets real ROUND..."

>*GLLP-GULP-SLRRRRP.* "Bllllch!"

>Templeton snaked his tail around to tickle her spinerrettes, which began to squirt almost immediately, her ballooning body shaking with delight.

>"Charlotte's a fat, fat, fat... Slut-slut-slut, SLUT!"
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>>11296291
savage
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>>11296291
this is making me diamonds....
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I'm not entirely sure what I walked in on, but I like it. Good thread, although probably should have kept the name related to the Charlotte's Web plot since the "Ree, why are there so many fat threads!" autist likes to shit on everything.
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>>11296434

He's a cunt, who cares what he thinks? Anyone who gets that mad over porn has serious issues.
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>>11296481
Indeed.

Wonder when ZOB will return with more bug dating funs
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>>11296481
Now my question:
What did I stumble upon? Gonna read the 2 images up above in a bit, but a TL;DR: would be nice.
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>>11296526
Charlotte from Charlotte's web gets stuffed at the fair, and Templeton gives her some GMO drink, that somehow makes it easier for her to eat, and starts growing fatter.

The tl;dr version of the pastebin dating story is Anon going out with an anthro stick bug, and trying to make her not a stick.
Also, house wrecking spider girl, that we could have done a truce with to fatten up stick bug, and potentially others.
People wanted to reconcile with stick.
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>>11296526

See >>11294912

And

https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2FLbDUn3L9
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>>11296594
>>11296625
Ah, thank you friends. I will now shut up and read.
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>>11296505

Soon friendo. Gotta do real life first.
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>>11296434
true but having the fat insects also helps draw in people who are into that.

Now me personally as the anon who started all these shenanigans I'd LOVE to have theads solely about GLuttonous fat Charlotte, bu welll...I know for a fact its far too niche.
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>>11296594
if only I could find an artist willing to do something based of f the Charlotte thing, I've been trying toget a hold of a few artists on Fur affintiy but Ive yet to get notes back.
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>>11296969
Have you tried the drawthreads?

You'll be drowned out by a bunch of other requests, but it's a bit more fast paced and you might get lucky.

>>11296916
But real life sucks
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>>11297021
can you link me to it if possible? I'd search myself but Im abit preoccupied chatting up discord AND here.
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>>11297115
Here
>>11275540
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>>11297161
thnaks.
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>>11297161
>>11297256
welp just put down a request, with any luck something will come of it.
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come on, dont die on me!
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>>11297859

Your loyalty is appreciated Anon. Hopefully I can reward it.

Also, drawfag halp, I forgot to save your Verticas! Could you maybe repost?

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled bugfuckery.

>Okay, this is it. This is your shot at redemption. This is, dare you say it... THE ANON-KUN REDEMPTION ARC.

>You successfully avoid Trappy for the rest of the week. She occasionally shoots a sultry glance your way, but for the most part acts like the aloof stand-offish bitch you're accustomed to. Good, fine. Awesome.

>You carefully collect some Vertica-friendly date supplies over the week. A few retro gaming consoles, multiple litres of soda, and enough junk food to sink a small lifeboat. It's not exactly a Shakespearian gesture of contrition, but hey, it'll work in a pinch.

>Oddly, no rumors about you and Trappy crop up either. You supposed Vertica didn't tell anyone... and strangely, neither did Trappy, though she loves spreading tales about the boys she's fucked, boys she's eaten, and the boys she's fucked and eaten. She likes everyone to know how little they meant to her. Which... Makes you wonder why she's not talking about YOU at all.

>Saturday arrives! You roll up in front of Vertica's dorm, your car loaded with the stuff you got. She answers the knock at her door wearing an Everquest T-shirt that's a few sizes too small. Clearly her promise to "lose weight" didn't pan out.

>"Oh hey, Anon..." She shuffles from one foot to the other, nervous. "G-good to see you. Come on in."

>You notice the dorm is free of pot smoke. "Where's Alice?"

>"Out." Vertica rubs her forelimbs together when she sees the games. "Ooh, is that a Cicada 64? That's so cool!"

>You set up the accessories and open a few bags of chips. You sit down on the couch together and...

Now what?

>Play her in a 2-player game. See if she has some competitive spirit under those glasses.
>Just sit back and let her geek out.
>Suggest takeout? Junk is nice, but it's not a meal.
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>what would you do if a bug gained human intelligence and asked you in its oddly cutely feminine voice for food? lets say it was a little satin moth.

how much would you give her?
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>>11298287
option1, let see if Vertica has some fiestyness when she is in her element.
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>>11298287
tfw knock-off n64 counts as a retro console...

Also, I agree, choice 1.
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>>11298350
>>11298473

Duly noted folks. I will wait for a few more to weigh in before I write though--that one guy was right, I need to be abiding by quest-rules of consensus.
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>>11298562
yeeah I agree..I reply waay too quickly lol. it would also improve overall enjoy abilityy.
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>>11298287

Option Uno, blow off some steam before diving in
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>>11298350
>>11298473
>>11298712

>You pop in Dung Beetle Racers, and her subdued squee of excitement warms your cold, cold heart. You sit down together in the soft glow of the screen and begin racing. For a while, she's silent.

>Then she snorts. "Dungy Dungarees? Really? I dunno, his moveset is pretty crappy."

>You raise an eyebrow. That's the closest thing to a diss you've ever heard her say. "Look who's talking. You picked Excrementa the Dung Witch. All ranged, no cart-bashing moves."

>"Ranged is the objectively SUPERIOR choice! What if you're in last? You know, like you're about to be?"

>This banter continues as you zip around the track in your little carts, tossing pixellized poop at each other and generally having a good time. Eventually she gets so pumped she stands up, shouting at her character.

>"Come on Dungy, you little fucker! Go faster!"

>Damn. That's a lot of noise coming out of the normally shy bug. Then you notice her ample hips getting into your field of vision. Is... Is she deliberately screen-blocking you with her ass? Not that you're complaining. It's clad in plus-size yoga pants and the pleasing bobble of her abdomen coming off her lower back is complimented by the shift of her chitinous ass-cheeks in the yoga wear. That abdomen, by the way, is looking a lot thicker and heavier than usual. Damn, she's been putting on weight.

>"Hey! Move over, I can't see!"

>"Can't see what? Your objectively inferior character?" She giggles as you try to peer around her and each time she shimmies her hips to block you. She's cheating!

>But you just got a power-up: the Golden Turd. If you time it right you can race past her to the finish.

Do you:
>Let her win. She needs this triumph--especially after what you did.
>Try and beat her fair and square with the Turd.
>Reach out and poke her chubby thigh to startle her--and maybe even the odds of the race a bit.
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option 3.. a little "cheating" might be fun

"uhh my finger slipped."
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Playful cheating seems like fun.
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>>11298287
Let's do option one. If we have any, co-op games would be a good choice.

Also, will upload the Vertical drawings again once the family goes to bed. Too many prying eyes at the moment...
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>>11299141
any other ideas on here you could draw if you did em?
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>>11299097
>>11299127

Noted. Waiting on 1 or 2 more votes, if we don't get any we'll just go with this.

>>11299141

You make a good point drawfag! Vertica is our precious precious snowflake. Good call on the drawings--I know how awkward it can be to explain fat bug porn to terrified family members.

Any thoughts on migrating this CYOA to a quieter board, perhaps even /qst/? That last thread got blown the fuck off page 10 like thirty minutes after bump limit. I'd hate to lose all these anons' hard romance work on the speed of /trash/.
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CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
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>>11299141
Oops, too slow. I vote option two, except we ought to lean around her hips and push past her for a better view. If she tries to push us away with her hips, well... We'll have won at least one victory, right?

>>11299193
Been thinking about doing more portraits for other characters, like Alice and Spiderthot. Other than that, it depends on how much it can catch my interest.
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>>11299036

If this is cart racing than cheating is non negotiable

pump up option 3, and giver her all weve got
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>>11299097
>>11299127
>>11299285
>>11299310

Okay, looks like we're leaning towards playful mischief here. Can do.

(Angry Anon, do you ever sleep? I appreciate your constant posts but I kind of wonder if you survive solely off of energy drinks and bug porn.)

>Oho, so she wants to play dirty, does she? You can play dirty too. You lean forward and nudge her hip with your shoulder, setting her off-balance.

>"H-hey!" She staggers, her antennae flailing. "You're distracting me."

>"Not as much as you're distracting me," you say, and this gets her REALLY flustered.

>"Ugh, you're the worst." But you can tell by her tone she doesn't really mean it. She does, however, Back Dat Ass Up to COMPLETELY obscure your view of the screen. "Uh oh. Your Dungy is looking a little wobbly there..."

>"You're doing that on purpose!"

>"All's fair in video games and war!"

>"Oh, yeah?" You reach out and pinch the fleshy underside of her abdomen. It's swollen with fat, from days of her sitting inside and eating away her romantic concerns, and it feels like a bag of lard under the brittle armored shell around it.

>Abdomens aren't the same level of taboo as human butts, but they're close. She shrieks and jumps, her vestigial wings fluttering... and then stumbles backwards onto your lap, mashing her ass into your stomach and knocking the wind out of you. Your face is full of musky bug abdomen and your lap is overflowing with bug butt. She smells like autumn leaves.

>Both your dung beetles crash and explode, on-screen.

>"Uhh." She's panting and sweating nervously. "M-maybe we should just watch a movie."

Well?

>"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. What do you want to watch?" (Defuse the awkward tension a bit.)
>"Actually, I kind of like where we are right now. Rematch?" (Flirt, basically.)
>"I'm just going to, uh... get us some more soda." (Give her some space and pray she didn't notice your boner.)
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Option two sounds good
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>>11299628
I sleep. Im multitasking when Im on here since its easy to post and then go back other shit for some time.


also energy drinks are bogus, I go milk.
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>>11299628
Option two for sure. Just don't be TOO pushy. Maybe add an "if you're up to it".
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>>11299628

I'd go with 3 but I think I'm getting outvoted.
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>>11299628

option one please.
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Now this is more my book!
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>>11299036
2 is the patrician choice
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>>11300226
>>11300186
>>11300163
>>11299707

Interesting. Looks like we mostly want #2 but we're a bit conflicted. I have an answer for that.

>She makes to get up... and you gently, ever-so-delicately nudge her back down. "Hey, no need to freak out. I don't mind being close to you, you know."

>You can hear her undersized mandibles clicking in consternation. "Um... I... Wow! Okay. Wow... um..." She wriggles a bit, as if to get comfortable, and in the process notices the hard-on in your pants. "Anon, I..."

>"So who are you gonna play as this time?" You reach your arms around her, cuddling her from behind as she sits in your lap. She's heavier than she looks, but you don't care--you'd happy get squashed by a butt like hers all day. "I'm going with Dungkey Kong."

>She wriggles more... and then settles back, clearly come to terms with the erection she's sitting on. "O-okay. I choose... Princess Hanging Chode." She goes to clean her glasses, which are steamy, and drops them. "Whoops!"

>And... she bends over, her abdomen waggling in you face. Oh my god, her ovipositor is exposed. And it looks... Really wet.

>But you don't say a word, because she's wiggling it back and forth a little, and she's taking a LONG time to get her glasses. Is... Is she actually teasing you? So she does have a flirty side after all! Then she sits down with a heavy THUMP and the wind is driven out of you again.

>"Oh my god, I'm sorry. I... I forget I'm not as stick-shaped as I used to be."

>You tell her it's no problem. Really.

>Your eyes meet. You gaze into her compound eyes. You lean in... her lips part, mandibles open up, trembling just a little bit....

>KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK.

>Oh, for FUCK's sake!! Someone's at the door.

>The spell is broken. Vertica wriggles off of you. "Uh... Alice doesn't knock."

What do, /trash/?

>Open the door and talk to the arrival, maybe tell them to stop cockblocking you as politely as you can.
>"Oh, fuck whoever it is. Let's game."
>Smooch the bug! SMOOCH!
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option two, probably that spider cunt.
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>>11300681
KISS
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>>11300681
Number 1 sounds like fun
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>>11300681
>Dungkey Kong
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>>11300681

1. Let's not smooch until we know who it is.
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option 2 FUCK THE NEIGHBORS IM TRYNNA BANG A BUG
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>>11300681
We gotta check it. Girls ain't into impatient and impulsive men. That said, if it's Spiderthot again just slam the door. Ain't got time for hos and tricks.
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We're on a mission, after all.
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>>11299628
musky bug butt~
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>>11300887
But if it's Spiderthot, we can have three players
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>>11300914
But if it's Spiderthot, she might try and eat us and/or our GF.
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>>11300914
Fucking haram right there.
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>>11300925
Then offer her doritos and sugary beverages.

And be forceful about it
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>>11300951
stop thinking with ya dicks, Spiderthot ant be trusted.
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>>11300681

Oh just fuck the bug! The one at the door! No, not literal fucking! Fuck em! Metaphorically! Fuck Vertica! Non-metaphorically! Well maybe you should kiss first.
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>>11300964
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haram
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>>11300914
>But if it's Spiderthot, we can have three players

You can't fool us that easily, Trappy.
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>>11300711
>>11300713
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>>11300767
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>>11300903
>>11300914
>>11300925
>>11300955
>>11300964
>>11300971

>Meanwhile, on /trash/ while I was gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Damn we are very conflicted today! We should probably have taken our medication. Anyway, seems like we MOSTLY want to answer the door. So here we go!

>Shit, balls, dicks.... You sigh and get up. Your dick, confused as to why it is not getting closer to the hot big-assed stickbug, softens slightly. You open the door, ready to unleash a can of whoop-ass if that goddamn slut Trappy is--

>But no, it's a praying mantis. You recognize this girl: it's Augusta, Vertica's R.A. You know her because every time the cave-grub down the hall tries to catch people in a silk drool snare to eat, Augusta has to push her down with a broom and remind her that consumption requires consent in your world, and she never filed the paperwork.

>Augusta is slender, severe, and a devout Catholic. Nothing about her is fun--not even her impressively sized chest, which she keeps her claws folded over at all times.

>"Who are you?" She frowns. "This isn't a co-ed dorm..." She sniffs the air. "Do I smell pot? Please, mystery interloper, advise me I do not smell pot. That would be very... bad for you." She licks her lips. Maybe her lips are just dry... or maybe there's some clause in the university's enrollment papers about R.A.'s getting to eat people who break the roles. That would be fitting,

Shit, it's a man-eater in a plaid skirt with a crucifix. What do now, /trash/?

>Try and get rid of her. You're a pretty inventive liar--you pretended not to be attracted to Trappy for months until your willpower broke, after all.
>Invite her in. The pot stash isn't yours, it's Alice's, but maybe you can find your way around punishment somehow by cooperating.
>Summon Vertica for help! Maybe she can stall Augusta while you ditch whatever herbs Alice left behind.
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>>11301083
She could be able to fool Alice into joining as well, nothing beats four player fun.
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>>11301147
>catholic praying mantis
o u
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Is there a fourth option to try and get the mantis addicted to pot?

If not, option 3
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>>11301197

>That seems rather unlikely. However, corrupting the Catholic would give you power over the entire dorm--he who watches the watchgirl (or gets her stoned) would be able to violate I.U.'s arcane dorm laws with impunity.

Let's wait for a few more votes, and I'll see how things play out.
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>>11301147
That's weird, I thought there was a distinct lack of pot smoke when we first entered, and Alice was gone.

... Is it actually coming from in here? I'm actually kinda curious now.
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>>11301147
Christ on a cracker, you better break out the salad dressing, because you have devil's lettuce to whip up! But don't bring that shit out as an appetizer though, if its the behemoth bug Alice's pot stash, then its a good substitute for horse tranquilizer!

Flush, crush, hell even eat it if you have too. If Augusta finds that stuff then there's going to be a quarantine 3 dorms over and no ones getting out okay.
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>>11301147
1
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>>11301147
option 3. shoe away this prude by getting rid of any thig she could use to nag and complain and use.
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I second weed mantis, but option 3
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>>11301294
>Flush, crush, hell even eat it if you have too.
You assume Vertica knows where she hides it. Also, whatever option we go for, attempt to deflect by just brushing it off and asking her to get to the point. Not like we're short on reasons to be impatient as is.
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Seriously, corrupt the mantis, MAKE HER SEE THE LIGHT!
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>>11301293
>>11301294

>That's a damn good question... It smells kind of mild in here, for Alice's dorm. Is the mantis making stuff up to try and catch Vertica with a boy? If so, who put her up to it? The plot thickens!!

>>11301298

Milk Anon, I respect your efficiency, but simply ditching the pot won't be enough to drive off Augusta. The woman is a crusader of self-righteousness.

>>11301307

>weed mantis

Okay, it is decided. We will try and corrupt Augusta somehow--turn our contraband against her! The only question is, how?

BONUS OPTIONS UNLOCKED!
>Help Augusta find the real pot-smoke culprit, and "enable" a lot of secondhand cannabis inhalation. That ought to mellow the bitch out. (Straight corruption. You're not sure if there would be fallout with Vertica, over this kind of sneakiness.)
>Pull your rank as a T.A. and tell her you're helping Vertica with a homework assignment. She wouldn't want to impede education, right? (Force her to question herself and weaken her resolve.)
>Invite her in to play video games and eat junk food! Clearly nothing bad is going on here, you're both clothed and she hasn't seen your bug-girl's dripping ovipositor yet, so things seem clean-ish. Try and rope her into the gamer-girl lifestyle, at least for a few hours. (It might derail your date, but Vertica doesn't have many friends--couldn't hurt to try and make her one.)
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>>11301411
2
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>>11301147

Option the first.
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>>11301411
Option 3 sounds the best overall
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>>11301411
Option 1's probably the best-even if we don't get her to mellow out, we'll at least get her off our hides.
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>>11301411

I'd go with 1.

Maybe during the search you can pass it off on someone that's not Alice and keep everyone happy.

Or find Stinkbug girl and convince her to kill the pot smell with another.
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>>11301411

>All of the above.
>Pull rank to dissuade St. Augusta over here, yet lend a helping hand to find the weed.
>Once found, get here to ingest the mean green weed. Make sure she is amply baked. If undercoated, proceed to bake for another 15 minutes or until the Mantis seems sufficiently loafed.
>Convert her to a life of degeneracy and video games whilst shes stoned.
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>>11301411
Option 2. Ain't nobody got time for this. We can't get distracted guys, we got a bug to cuddle!
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>>11301548
Can I change my answer to this? This sounds like the best plan out there
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>>11301411
>singles out my answer
i never thought i could feel this much elation from a response on 4chan
option 3
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>>11300489
Nice
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>>11301463
>>11301518
>>11301534
>>11301548
Seriously guys, reign in the attention spans. If we leave Vertica high and dry AGAIN, intentionally or otherwise, our ass is DONE, and I swear to god I did not draw the first official fan art of her just to see her get dropped.
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>>11301597
now i those blasted Fur affinity artists would note back to me so i can try and see if my Charlotte ideas can be come a reality... I got atl east one reply from after asking if I could simply share an idea, now Im waiting for if their okay with the actual idea.
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>>11301411
option 2.
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>>11301603

Yeah, but first we have to get ride of corpsus christe over here. Stoning her out and locking her in a broom closet is totes a solid strategy.
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>>11301699
you idiot thats just gonna confirm her suspiscions when she sobers up
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>>11301699
Lock her in the confiscated snacks room, have her munchies pave the way to her end
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>>11301779
I must concur. Jesus freaks ain't nothin' but trouble.
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>>11301779
>>11301819

So we just rat out her "friend"? That'll probably just spook her out even worst.
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>>11301449
>>11301463
>>11301503
>>11301518
>>11301534
>>11301548
>>11301561
>>11301586
>>11301603

>Accurate depiction of /fatbug/ right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDGGZpAmZr4
>SOUTH CAROLINA WUSSUP!

I like that one anon's multi-part plan, but Artfag is right: if we wander from the sacred path of Vertica, she might not think we're serious. So it's time for us to think fast!

>You frown. This is bad news. Taking Augusta to go find the real smoker--if there is one--will completely wreck your night of romance. However, closing the door on her will make Vertica's life very difficult.

>So instead, you stand straight, unafraid of the male-munching Bible-thumper, and look her in the eye. Well, eyes. Many eyes. Like Vertica she has compound ones: big googly things composed of thousands of individual perceptor organs. Except Augusta's eyes have a creepy dot in the middle of them. And she never blinks.

>"Miss R.A., I was just helping Vertica with some... human-bug cultural exchange."

>"Is that so." She peers over your shoulder at the quailing Vertica. A little drool drops on your shoulder. "The horizontal kind, I suspect."

>"No, we're playing a game. Want to watch?"

>She eyes you suspiciously. "It's my duty as an R.A. to root out un-Godly--"

>You smile. "And it's mine as a TA, to help students. Right?"

>You face off, undersexed bug vs undersexed pervert, sizing each other up. Then she sighs. "I will observe your... game."

>Smooth. You let her in. Vertica greets her and blinks curiously. She doesn't seem to mind a third party here, but is confused.

>Augusta looks at the TV. "What manner of the Devil's temptation is this? It's so... Violent and excremental!"

>"No," you say, "it's art." And you put your hands in your pockets... where several nips of vodka sit, from a party you went to last week.

What do you do?
>Try and get Augusta drunk, on the sly.
>Surround the mantis with junk food and wait for her to overindulge.
>Wait for her to get bored and leave.
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>>11301851
No, we pull rank, tell her you're helping her study, and if this pot thing where she pretends to smell something is just an excuse to try to catch some premarital activities so she can preach then she's just gonna be wasting her time here.
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>>11301603

We don't really have a choice here. We'll never get sexy times with Vertica with the bossy bug looking over our shoulder and she doesn't seem like the type to just let it go either.

Perhaps it wasn't meant to be now.
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>>11301890
How about options 1 and 2.
Drunk and junkfood
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>>11301890
rev up that blandness
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>>11301890
2!
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>>11301890

Go with 3. Let's just try to get her out of here for now. Even if she gets suspicious we can always try anons plan to frame someone else later.
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>>11301890

2
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>>11301890
>A will probably cause her to immediately wisen up to what we're doing once she sobers up
>B could possibly end up hurting our relation with Vertica, especially if some anons get horny and decide to fuck the mantis instead
>C could maybe end up causing her to start searching the dorm and possibly finding alice's weed stash
fuck
anyone got any good option D ideas?
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>>11302032

Well shes super religious, maybe we can find some bible study and send her on her way.
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>>11301890
I vote 3. Bonus points for asking Vertica if she wants to play some Goldeneye (or whatever the equivalent here is). Doubt our Bible-muncher here will be keen on sticking around long for that.
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>>11302032
Bug spray or hit her with the Torah?
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>>11302032

Text a friend and ask them to cause a situation that requires Mantis's attention?

Do we have any other friends?
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>>11301890
option 2 gets me my needed dose of BIG BUGS but option 3 is the best for vertica.
OPTION 3
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>>11302032
D, try and break down Augusta's outlooks to get her to leave make her forget about her original reason for being there.
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Ooo, how about calling in Trappy to take care of Augusta?
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>>11302142
Do NOT engage in debate. It will go nowhere and prove the biggest time sink of all options we have.
>>11302155
Tempting, but knowing how predatory she is, she'll demand recompense for doing us a favor- and one way or another, she will get it somehow.

Never shake hands with the devil, as they say.
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>>11302201
You do realize that by "Take care of" I mean, Trappy eats her, right?
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>>11301945
>>11301978
>>11302015

Majority rules--time for junk.

>You three sit down on the couch together. No lies, it's super awkward, but you don't mind, because you know what will get her out of here: bombing her digestive system with a motherlode of calories.

>"Here, have some soda." You hand your controller to Augusta and she takes it.

>"Th-this contraption is too small for my claws..."

>"Then just mash the buttons," Vertica chirps helpfully. "It's what I do." You give her a covert look of thanks. The mantis is nervous--you don't think she's EVER spent a night just chilling with friends.

>"I... Okay..."

>"And have some cheese balls," you say, offering her the bowl of them. "They're great."

>"And some M&M's," adds Vertica, offering a smaller bowl. She seems to be catching on to what you're doing... and she likes it. She does love fooling predators; it's in her nature.

>"I simply can't--This is too much," protests the mantis, juggling bowls with her many limbs. But she eats anyway, slowly at first, then faster as she crashes over and over. "Blast this dung beetle! Why can't he steer?"

>Eventually, the impossible happens: You three have fun together. But it's quickly cut short as Augusta eats her way through two candy bowls, three bags of chips and some cheeseballs.

>"Oogh..." Augusta reclines, stomach distended under her modest shirt and long plaid skirt. "I... I am feeling indisposed. I must leave you two to your toilet game."

>You thank her for checking on you, and she staggers out the door, belching and groaning with indigestion. "So... much... sugar. BRLCH."

>"Well," says Vertica, grinning as she shuts the door, "that went better than I expected."

>You're standing very close, again.
Wat do?
>It's late. You can give her a goodnight kiss, and quit while you're ahead. (Chivalrous option)
>The prude is gone! Time to get steamy. (Make a move.)
>Stay up late gaming and eating and trash-talking. Not everything has to be about sex. (Friendship improves)
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>>11302223
Option 3, more late night gaming and junkfood can influence her to continue this behavior.

Also friendship, and junk, if you're into that sorta thing.
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>>11302223
4. >So... How about that movie?

Sit close, snuggle up, get cozy. Bonus points if we fall asleep together like that, then we can make her (a big) breakfast in the morning.
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>>11302223
optin 3, repair and reinforce that bridge you burned down.
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>>11302223
>,
3!
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>>11302310

Fucking seconded(albeit 3s fine too)
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>>11302310
this, friendship boost, plus maybe some extra lovin' as well
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>>11302223
option 3, the THINKING MANS option, we can get even crazier but stuff on the next date
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>>11302223

3, let's not get ahead of ourselves now.
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>>11302267
>>11302310
>>11302345
>>11302359
>>11302360
>>11302381

>Last post of the night because Zob is tired--it will be up to loyal /fatbug/-anons to keep us bumped through tomorrow.

Whew! The mantis is gone. What a relief. Time to settle in for some comfy-ass snuggling.

>You two finish your racing tournament, and switch off the Cicada. After an animated discussion about what sci-fi franchise is superior, you pop in Firefly. You curl up on the couch together, Vertica's impressively large ass in your lap, and watch Cap'n Mal the rakish nocturnal insect-man have adventures in space. "Mal" is a cross-dressing actress, of course--there aren't any male bug-people in your world, not since the Bug Wars.

>But politics and warfare are far from your mind as your chubby, lanky princess grows sleepy in your arms. She nods off, and you kiss her cheek--and suddenly her lips are on yours, her tongue tasting of tree bark and grass, her mandibles gently scratching at your cheeks. You don't say anything after that, but your hands do get a little busy under the blanket Vertica made you fetch from her bedroom.

>It has Buzz Lightyear on it.

>The pair of you intertwine on the couch, not quite ready to take the next step... but definitely ready to be there for each other. Companions.

>Meanwhile, outside in the cold, eight jealous eyes watch you unseen from the window.

And that's a wrap for tonight! Again, any anons with a better idea of where to host this interactive, please pitch it to me. I'm checking out /qst/ tomorrow because I am utterly drained trying to maintain the story and keep us off /trash/ page 10. Would /qst/ burn us for bug-fucking heresy, do we think? I'll check their rules.

Thanks to all for participating and to Drawfriend for his inspiring Verticas. Goodnight /fatbug./
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>>11302561
>Would /qst/ burn us for bug-fucking heresy, do we think?
pretty sure /qst/'s a blue board, so you'd get burnt for human-fucking heresy
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>>11302561
>eight jealous eyes watch you unseen from the window.

Fuck I forgot about her. Better start making some powerful friends to fight her off.
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>>11302561
>Cuddle, snuggle, and smooch with our bug girl under her Buzz Lightyear blanket (lady of the year) while Trappy is stuck watching, knowing that her conniving, treacherous ways will never allow her to form such a deep connection with another being, for she will be forever severed from love by the very deceit she herself creates

We did it boys, mission successful.
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>>11302667
Better yet, learn how to defend ourselves and our gf.
She wouldn't hurt her would-be bf, after all.

...Would she?
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>>11302687
we should learn*
hurr
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>>11302615

>leaps out of bed to post

Fuck, you're right anon. That leaves /aco/ and... well, I don't think /d/ tolerates quest threads, so just /aco/. I'm not sure if we'd have an easier time with board speed over there, but it might be worth a shot. I do get pretty nervous scrolling past diaper-furry-orgy pics at work looking for /fatbug/.

I'll check out /aco/ instead, maybe make a test thread and see how quickly it slides. The ballad of Vertica must go on!!
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>>11302687
Shes a trapdoor spider, of course she would.

The only reasonable self defense is get her too fat to exit her burrow.
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>>11302736
Or, maybe leave hints that you like fatties, which will trick her into eating her way into immobility.
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>>11302784
>she wises up to our fetish
>eats herself to near-immobility
>waddles up to us
>we stuff her right into immobility personally
i like your thinking anon

of course, we'd have to hope vertica isn't around when that happens
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>>11302812
She seems to enjoy it ;)
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>>11302830
Verti DOES seem to get a rush out of outwitting predators...
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>>11302784
>>11302812
>>11302830
>>11302892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPX5IBbfmEQ

Zob here. I like all of these ideas, I'll be including them in a future "episode."

Btw, can someone Pastebin all the parts so far? I would do it myself but I have work in four hours and I need to do this stupid thing called "sleeping" first.

Preliminary scout work of /aco/ indicates it could potentially support /fatbug/ life. Hyper specific threads such as >>>/aco/1683362 show that the natives are in favor of thicc bugs--at least more so than /trash/. The rules don't seem to prevent quests, and I've definitely seen some there before...

If this thread 404s I'd recommend we start anew over there. Might find some new posters as well.
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>>11302986
Already got it done Zob

https://pastebin.com/WHf77GYY
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>>11303064

MY MAN!

You guys are the best.
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>>11302728
>I do get pretty nervous scrolling past diaper-furry-orgy pics at work looking for /fatbug/.

You know you can filter those threads, right? Especially if you're phoneposting.

Also, /aco/ has porn too, what makes that less weird than /trash/?
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Live thread!
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in an effort to keep the thread alive longer I've got a question for you guys. what is appealing about bugs, fat, and fats bugs?
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>>11304772
>Bugs
Call me a hipster and also shiny, hard carapace is pleasant.
>fat
I like meaty maidens.
>fats bugs
Shiny, hard carapace + soft squishy bits and plenty of legs = 10/10.
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>>11304772
the exotic nature and odd components that when added to a humanoid body is stuff I enjoy.
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Lol all this collab cause I wanted some smut and fellow ideas of a gluttonous and fat version of a character from a well known children's book/film.

I love it. and I've gained more interest and intrigue ininsect humanoids etc.
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>>11302892
Lets hop she gets rush for being a fatty too.
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>>11302736
She'll be so fat she can't make any victims
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>four hours of sleep before work
>didn't get any of them

Gonna be a tough day today lads. Not sure if I can writefag properly

Will dump Mukade Family again while I inject caffeine directly into my heart

>Dat bugmom
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>>11307081
Don't kill yourself. Take your time before writefagging and relax when you can.
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>>11307161

But if I don't keep bumping the thread, it'll 404 and everyone will forget about Fat Bug Waifu and the quest for her affections. I'm kind of proud of this interactive, I don't want it to slide into obscurity before the story reaches completion.
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>>11307270
I got screen caps.
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>>11307307

Good. No idea when the next thread will be if this one goes down--I might end up being busy for a few days. Not sure yet.
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>>11307375

>True story, Wilson is Augusta's second cousin.
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>HA! HA! TIME FOR BUGBELLY
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Fuck it, I'm also going to dump Pixie Pig-Out Paradise. Pixies are a type of bug, right?

I don't have the 1st page but here we go. Basically some greedy fairies eat a bunch of food. You know, the usual.
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>>11307735

>That art

Damn, Sakurai has improved since this old stuff came out.
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>>11307900
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>>11308328
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>>11308328
>>11308335
>>11308342

Nice!! Where'd you find this anon?
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>>11308351
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>>11308358

>>11308355
Deloco's scrap gallery.
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>>11308365

>Haha, maybe.

Kek'ed
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Okay. Looks like we're hovering around bump limit. Gonna make a new thread.
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>>11308579
Fuck off, newfag.
/trash/ threads reach bump limit at 300 posts.
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>>11308642

Thanks for the advice, friend!

I can't post anyway because trash tells me posting is blocked from my country in this phone. Guess they don't like ameriburgrs.

Pasting the thread template here anyway.

>/Fatbug/ General: Fug the Bug Edition

What is /fatbug/ you ask?

>A place to discuss obese and chubby bug-people and the lifestyles, habits and appeal thereof. Also a place for me (Z.O.B. Industries, when tripfagging off Patreon) to post our interactive fat-bug-girl dating simalucrum, Invertebrate U.

Why is this necessary, you ask nervously?

>Because we can, that's why.

Previous thread: >>11294151

>Pastebin of the quest so far: https://pastebin.com/WHf77GYY
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>>11308683
Let's not turn this into a general.
This was just a spur of the moment thing that will run out of steam once we run out of pics and Zob finishes his story.
Besides, fatfur generals already exist.
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>>11308683
Restart your phone if you get ips-cockblocked, should give a new ip

Image limit on /trash/ is 250 as well.
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>>11308702

Fair enough. We can take that part out if we make a new thread.
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How do you guys like this fat bug? Would you sunbathe next to her?

>>11308579
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>>11308365
link to scrap gallery?
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>>11308702
Why not?
As long as there is content and the thread is not 50% made out of 'bump' there should be no reason to not ride the wave until the hype dies.
Let's enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>11309271
http://www.furaffinity.net/scraps/deloco49/
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>>11307735
where did you find this
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>>11309273

Zob here. Keeping up a general is a bit beyond my abilities at the moment. However, I wouldn't say no to a /fatbug/ discord server. That way there's no pressure to keep bumping and we could kick off threads on /trash/ at our leisure, let the ideas develop organically and do the quest whenever interest surges.

Would definitely be easier for me at least.
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>>11309355
I'd be up for that
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>>11309355
>Discord
Just commenting, but the prospect of keeping 4chan in 4chan is better IMO. Do as you please, however. I'll always be happy to see these threads.
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>>11309386

Thanks anon.

>>11309467

Attendance wouldn't be mandatory. It would just be easier for me than bumping and linking threads over and over with no archive to work with.

New quest stuff inbound as soon as I get home from work.
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>>11309516
>no archive to work with
desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11264763/
? Even if the database is down, it's easy to set up fresh Desuarch links by just swapping any given Desuarch link with a different post #.
Example: I can change the link # of the above thread to this OP and suddenly it links to this thread in Desuarch.
desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11294151/
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>>11309349
I second this
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>>11309547

Ah. Good to know. I'll still make a server in case we need one but we'll just use this for now.
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>>11309349
>>11309581

Behold! The ancient trove of outdated art, which Sakurai himself has sought to destroy.

https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/ssakuraitribute/info
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>>11309808
>https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/ssakuraitribute/info
do you need to join
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>>11309859

Yep. It's worth it though. They've got twenty years worth of drawings locked away in there. Shit's like the Disney vault.
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>>11310020
how old is sakurai?
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>>11309808
Oh shit, I forgot about that place.
Man the age of Yahoogroups was a long time ago.
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>>11310057

Dudes gotta be ancient by now. He had a sex change, did like 5 webcomics and then disappeared behind a paywall. He/she still puts out good stuff, but not at the scale and ambition of his old sexy comics.

>>11310093

For oldfags like me it feels like only yesterday. Oh, but for the porn of yore.
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>>11310190
are there any pictures of her
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>>11310501

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
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>>11310501
I wanna touch it but I'm scared that it'll break open if I do
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>>11311586

Why touch it when [meme] you can fuck it in bug-girl form[/meme]
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I can't quite settle on a hairstyle for Trappy.

This is the best I've done but I dunno if y'all are into the short crop.

Good? Or do you guys have other ideas for Trappy's hair?

(Yes, I know she's missing 6 eyes. I'll get to that when I get to it)
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>>11312045

Writer here. Always sort of imagined her with a bob cut for some reason. Uma Thurman style.
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>>11312045
>>11312133

Kind of like this.
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>>11302561
>>11302615
>>11302667
>>11302685

Okay lads. New chapter. We are doing good, Vertica likes us and she's mostly forgiven us for the fuckups we've committed. But in the meantime....

>You return to work Monday jazzed to be alive. You have a cute bug girlfriend, everything is going great! Until...

>You sit down at your desk to find an email from the director of student housing. Seems like there was a little fuck-up in the vast, complex bureaucracy of the school... And once again, as the TA with the best track record of helping bug-girl "trouble students" improve their grades, you've been dragged in to help.

>"It comes to our attention that bla bla bla... Excess enrollment has spilled over into our surplus dorms... We have exceeded bla bla bla... And we require you to host an insect-person student for the remainder of the year."

>Wait, what?

>You scroll through the email. There's no choice NOT to do this, you see. THey've used clever legalese to fuck you over and basically imply you have to have a roommate.

>This... Is going to be weird. Vertica's not gonna like this. You don't need this shit right now. But fighting with administration will just bring scrutiny on your department. Fortunately you do have a choice of who they're going to be housing you with:

>Rhino-beetle girl, Golia: You actually know this girl. She's very enthusiastic and outgoing, if a little exercise-obsessed.
>Jumping-spider girl, Accelera: A quick spin through social media reveals she's a freshman, and a former track star. Emphasis on former. Her recent photos show her as a bit pudgy these days.
>A honey-ant-girl, Myrmida. This girl looks as square as they come. Bland Bugbook posts, not a member of any clubs. Clean but unremarkable academic record. She's not smiling in any of her photos.

Well, time to choose... Damn housing administration. You're going to file a formal complaint about them sometime.
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I say go for Accelera.

Also, sadly, I won't be able to do the pastebin if this reaches the bump limit tonight and disappears, because I have work.

So, if anyone else would be willing to help out and take over the archiving duty, that would be awesome.
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>>11312995
Damn, tough choice.
Maybe Accelera? I dunno.
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>>11312995
As much as I like the idea of a Honey Ant girl, I'm going to say Accelera.
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>>11313163

Zob here. For once I will actually have time to do this. I'll copy what you've got into a pastebin of my own and keep adding to it.

Also, thanks again for archiving because I am totally putting this up on Patreon/Devart when the story is done.
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>>11313163
>>11313179
>>11313249
Nah nah mates, don't you see? Rhino beetle girl whose into exercise? It's the perfect opportunity;
>Become friends with a powerhouse- can you say "Spider insurance"?
>Become her exercise partner- Let's get RIPPED boys!

It's perfect.
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>>11313560
Y'know, I didn't really think of that.
Can I change my vote to this?
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>>11313560
You have ym vote.
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>>11313560
>>11313617
>>11313654

Ok, looks like anons have swung from Accelera to Golia. Any other thoughts/ votes before we continue?
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>>11313871
Even if she turns out to not be good spider repellent, nothing says she may not make a good friend.
I also find it funny you had no male options for roommates.
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>>11313909
Wasn't it established earlier there weren't any male bugs after the "great bug war" or whatever?
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>>11313871
If we're going with Golia, let's at least make it one of our ongoing goals to take her from strong to Strongfat.
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>>11313926
Ah, I haven't been paying TOO close attention.
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>>11313926

I'm pretty sure there weren't MANY bug guys because of the war.

They exist, but are so few in number we won't be seeing any.
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>>11295205
I want 5 more incredibly specific fat threads by tomorrow
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>>11313909

Ok, Golia it is!

>>11313987

Patience anon. I plan to run this story for quite some time... Every bug badonk will have its day.

>>11313926
>>11314076
>>11314104

It's a bit technical, but you are basically correct. Male bugs are exceedingly rare due to the gene warfare after... well, it's setting backdrop stuff. You'll find out.

>You tell the housing people that you would like Golia. Unsurprisingly, given the administration's offices are all run by hyper efficient ant-girls, they respond and say she'll be arriving at 6pm exactly.

>As you're moving stuff out of your spare room, you get a text from Vertica. Aww, it's got little hearts in it! And it says "Thanks for all the food btw. I still haven't finished it. I probably shouldn't lol." And a picture of her doing the peace sign at you... and holding a pint of the ice cream you brought for Game Night. Is it your imagination, or does she look even thiccer than you last saw her?

>It's... Probably your imagination. You send her back "Go ahead and finish it. Got some work stuff to do tonight." You pause and then add "XOXO" with a small flutter in your chest.

>You hear a knock on the door. Not just a knock, but a furious pounding. Shakes the dust from the ceiling.

>Uh... Guess that's Golia!

>You go to the door and open it. She's standing there carrying all of her luggage on her back... all ten huge duffel bags of it. She's all black-and-white, even her face, and is smiling widely under her horns. She drops the bags.

>"New roommate! I am Golia!" She grabs you and pulls you up in a bear hug. She's heavily armored and under the armor is pure muscle. She nearly breaks your ribs, and speaks with a thick South African accent. "It nice to meet you, ya!"

>You drop to the ground. "Oof! H-hey there."

>She grins. "You show me around, eh?"

Do you:
>Offer her a snack! She's probably come a long way.
>Give her a tour! Your I.U. provided house is small, but cozy.
>Offer to help bring her comically big bags in!
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>>11314931
Offer to help with her bags.

(judging by her HUEG STRONGTHS i wouldn't be surprised if it turns out they're all filled with weights and shit, or something like that, though)
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>>11314931
offer food
A BIG GIRLS GOTTA EAT
(what does a south african accent sound like?)
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>>11315025

1 vote for bags! Spoilers, you're probably right about the weights. Though she will likely appreciate your gumption!

>>11315106

It's true, STRONGK BUG need lots of calories to be big and buff!

Sou'frican accent is a little German, a lot of African lilt. Something like this but deeper and female would probably be on par, although Vikus from D9 is Afrikaner (Dutch descended) not indigenous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S5TUo6jNps
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>>11314931
3, 2, 1, in that order.
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>>11315268
when i saw african i immediately though of like, the stereotype of african voices, deeper than should be humanly possible sort of thing, but this is fine too
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>>11315271
This guy's the man with the plan.
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>>11315271
>>11315435

Sure, we'll call that option 4. Sorry about the options, guys. Things are a little rushed tonight, I'll try and allow more branching choices.

>You offer her a snack, and show her the house... She seems very pleased. "Yes! Very big! Big is good."

>"You think this is... big?"

>"Yes!" She poses in the living room, her horns scratching divots in the ceiling. "I was in small cell of sand for a long time before now, yes? Was a grub all last year. Good to be out!"

>Okay, then. No wonder she's so bouncy. She literally spent a year in a hole in the ground.

>"Food! Yes, food is also good." She pulls open the fridge, the hinges squealing as she yanks on it just a little too hard. "Protein! You have a lot of protein, ya?" She takes your lunch meats and starts eating them out of the bag: baloney, turkey, ham, salami. "Mmm!"

>"Do you want a... sandwich?"

>"Nope! Just protein." She gobbles it down and returns to the door. You go with, wondering what Vertica will think of a titanic, curvy beetle with bad English. Hopefully they'll get along.

>"I take weights," she says, heaving two bags onto her shoulders. "You take dog-food, yeah?"

>"Dog... food?"

>"For protein! Gotta eat good!" She marches into the house. You check a bag and t's packed with kibble.

>Seems like she eats a LOT. Which, again, makes sense. Those muscles are BIG.

>When you get inside, she's already pushed your couch aside and assembled what looks like a deadlift rack where it was. "Roommate! You like music?"

>"Sure--" She blasts thrash metal on her phone.

>You get another text from Vertica. "Hey, I know you said you were busy... but I miss you. Wanna hang out tonight?"

Hmm. You should probably help Golia get adjusted... and you wanted to do something about Trappy. She's been following you lately.

>"Sure. Your place or mine?"
>"Sorry, I have to do TA stuff..." Stick around and chill with Golia.
>"I have to take care of something first." Begin your master plan to deal with Trappy.
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>>11314931
This: >>11315271 But offer her several 1s on the trip.
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>>11315909
>>11315911

Btw-- Feel free to suggest option 4 if you like, guys, Phoneposting and dealing with word count makes branching a challenge.

Also, made the Discord chat for brainstorming and such if you guys ever want to.

https://discord.gg/CmpHhHj
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>>11315909
option 1 or 2
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>>11315909
Option 1. We need to investigate this new thiccness.
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>>11315909
Seems like 1 and 2 could be done together. Bring Vertica over and hang out with Golia. Verti gets to be with us, we help Golia adjust, we kill two birds with one stone. Plus, there's always the chance Verti and Golia becomes friends, which is great for everyone.

... Three birds, one stone?

Only downside is that we likely won't get a chance to get intimate since we'll be entertaining a new roommate, but hey; there's always tomorrow.

Also, once we get a moment, lets go over the specifics of HOW Trappy's been following us. If we want to play chess with a spider evolved specifically for ambush, we're gonna need information.
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>>11316298
This.
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>>11316099
>>11316258
>>11316298
>>11316409

Choice-combiner-anon strikes again! Time for a multi-bug soiree!

>You call Vertica and invite her over for a casual dinner with your new friend! Golia is pleased to hear about Vertica, though she's surprised your gal-pal is a stick insect.

>"Stick? But how do you..." She makes a boob-grabbing motion, then a hip-thrusting motion. "You know?"

>You blush a bit. "We... It works out." It hasn't, not yet anyway, but she doesn't need to know that.

>You're preparing the house for Vertica, making baked potatoes and sour cream (you've learned she has a preference for veggies) when you notice something white drifting past your window.

>Is it... Yep, it's silk.

>You rush outside, but if Trappy was there she's long gone now. Instead of a tsundere spider you find an "angry" emoji, drawn in silk, ten feet high, on your wall.

>Oooookay then.

>You go back inside like everything is normal. Golia is trying to eat the freshly baked potatoes and keeps burning her claws, then trying it again. You tell her not to do that, and dinner will be ready when it's ready.

>She nods. "Sorry, roommate," she says in her deep voice, and trundles off to her room to continue putting up "DYEL BRO" posters.

>Okay... so Trappy's out there. Still stalking you. Doesn't mean you can't plan a fun activity for your bug friends tonight, keep things light and social. Maybe leave all the lights on, in every room, so no arachnids can ambush you. Or ambush-rape you. God, you hope she's not planning to ambush-rape you. That would be very awkward, after last time.

So, what's the plan for tonight, /fatbug/?
>Dinner and a movie! Something action heavy, to keep Golia entertained.
>Board games! You know for a fact that Vertica loves charades. Though she always portrays a stick.
>Take the girls out on the town! There's bound to be a teacher's bar somewhere nearby... and moving around might throw Trappy off your trail.
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>>11317063
After last time?

Anyway option 1 sounds the most safe and entertaining for everyone.
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>>11317063
>>Board games! You know for a fact that Vertica loves charades. Though she always portrays a stick.

I love Board games. Can really get uh, creative with things that way, haha.
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>>11317063
>Board games
Or card games! Is there a bug equivalent for Cards Against Humanity?
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>>11317125
>>11317132

Looks like a tie so far. Let's wait for more votes.

>Meanwhile, in the discord chat, anon and Zob discuss how to date a termite queen.
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>>11317324
>how to date a termite queen
Respectfully, of course.
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>>11317063
TWISTER of PAIN
option 2
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>>11317063
I support >>11317373 as well. There's nothing like a game of Twister.
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>>11317387
im hoping the game of twister ends with faces in butts honestly
"human face to butt 2" "that doesnt seem like a real thing..."
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>>11317517
>You can feel her smile creeping up your spine as your head moves towards her rump
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>>11317387
>>11317373
>>11317309
>>11317132

>You're sure you've got a Twister mat...

>But the only version you have is the bug version with like, 45 super small circles and 9 different colors. Well, you'll just count your knees as a fifth and sixth limb.

>Vertica shows up and you two share a kiss at the door before Golia greets your girlfriend with the same bone-crushing hug you got. She's very friendly!

>Unfortunately, this triggers Vertica's stick-insect defense, and she topples onto her back and waggles her legs at Golia until you're able to calm her down. Life with bugs can be confusing.

>Once apologies are made, you all sit down with beer and some (quieter) music, and get to it!

>Golia needs the game explained. Five times. She's very sweet and incredibly strong, but not very bright.

>Once you get into it, though, she's good. She's almost as tall as Vertica and has amazing muscle tone. It's very noticeable when she looms over you to put second-right-hand on red, her abs rippling under her stomach stripes, firm well-toned breasts bobbing inside her Tap Out tank-top. And, of course she wore her exercise shorts, because this is where your life is now: with two tall bug-girls, putting their butts in your faces during Twister.

>You're OK with this..

>Vertica loses when her shaky, atrophied limbs give out on her. "Crap! I used to be able to hold that position for like... days," she wheezes. She is getting seriously out of shape--Golia hasn't said anything, but your stick-bug is more of a pear-bug these days.

>Golia grunts. "More room for me! Sorry, leaf-eater."

>Vertica spins the doohickey for you. It lands... Thorax on green? You don't have a thorax. But wait, green is directly under Golia. You'll basically have to 69 with her to get on green--oh, and your phone is ringing.

Do you:
>Go for it! Vertica will forgive you--she knows how competition gets.
>Throw the game. Putting your face in Golia's crotch sounds awkward.
>Answer the phone while Twistering.
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>>11317631
Option 2
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>>11317631
3
we'll just have to twister like we've never twistered before
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>>11317631
mister lister the twister fister
option 3
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>>11317631
>Answer the phone while Twistering.
Maximum absurdity is a go.
Dollars to doughnuts it's Trappy.
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>>11317702
>>11317711
>>11317793

>You lean over and grab your phone... and just manage to flop back onto green with your chest. Your head is hovering between Golia's mammoth armored thighs, but it's okay, because you're on the phone. Because you're so professional and focused, the situation doesn't even feel awkward. Really, you're amazed you managed that grab at all.

>Fully expecting a certain spider-stalker, you answer, "Yo."

>"Anon! You have some explaining to do." It's not Trappy--it's the stinkbug girl next door, Flatula. She got an entire student housing unit to herself because of... well, you know.

>"Oh hey, Flatula. Explaining about what?" You sweat bullets as Golia shifts to put left second hand on red, her crotch descending towards your face. Off the mat, you see Vertica cross her arms, looking a little peeved.

>"Explaining about this giant hole in my basement wall!"

>"The... what?"

>Flatula is really ticked off. You can hear her stink glands pooting out stench in the background. "There's a tunnel going from MY basement to underneath your T.A. unit. Are you telling me you didn't know?"

>Slowly, dread overtakes you. "Flatula... Is there silk in it?"

>"Yeah. Lots of it. Why? Is this some kind of prank? Just because I smell funny and get stuck in doors a lot doesn't mean you humans get to play tricks on--"

>"FLATULA! IS THE WEBBING FRESH!" Both bug girls have stopped to look at you.

>"I--"

>There is a shriek from the couch! You and Golia look up and Vertica is gone. Just vanished, as if she'd stepped into the kitchen and out of sight.

>"Shit!" You abandon your game, pull up the cushion... and find a webbing-filled tunnel leading to the earth under your housing unit. The tsundere has kidnapped your girlfriend!

>Golia blinks. "Where'd she go?"

WAT DO!
>No way can you take a fully grown spider. Call campus security.
>The hole is too small to bring Golia, but maybe she can dig her way down. Request her help!
>Fuck waiting. Jump down alone.
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>>11317994
BIG STRONK RHINO ARMS, BERFEGT FOR DIGGING
option 2
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>>11317994
3! Trappy wants attention. Particularly, our attention. She may not hurt us or Vertica so long as we play along with her.
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>>11317994
1 and 3. Tell Golia to go get campus security while you hop down the hole.
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>>11318105
This!
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This is really weirdly specific and I'm glad it's here because it turns me on.
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>>11317994
this is sounding more and more like an nes/arcade beat-em-up plot
>spiders have captured your girlfriend, are you a bad enough dude to save her?
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>>11318292
>Spiders have captured your girlfriend and are force-feeding her mysterious substances, are you a bad enough dude to save her before she can no longer move?*
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>>11317994
YEEEEEEHAW ANONS LOOKS LIKE WERE GOING ON A BUG HUNT!!!
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>>11318389
Spiders are arachnids.
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>>11318424
well it's still technically a bug hunt since we're kinda hunting for our gf too
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>>11318440
Okay, that's fair.
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>>11318309

>game over screen is accompanied by an immobile Vertica
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>>11318309

If we succeed, someone needs to draw a parody of the ending to Bad Dudes with Vertica as the President.

>Hey, Anon thanks
>for rescuing me.
>Let's go for a burger....
>Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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>>11318813
And it we were to fail?
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>>11319023
Well, clearly Trappy would be shoving burgers into her face against her will.
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It appears this ship has taken on too many insectoidal creatures of prodigious girth.

Suffice to say, this ship's goin' down.
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>>11319412
nay
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>>11318492

Source?
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>>11320255
modeseven
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>>11320361

Fuck, that most be old, lost art.
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bringin this thread back from the dead

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cleanplague/
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>>11320594
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>>11317994

I suggest a combination of 2 and 3. Don't bring Golia but ask Flatula to meet you there. Going alone is unwise.
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>>11321273
>>11321273
>>11321273
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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