/ERP/ Thread Late night comfy hours. Previous: >>11281941

Jews are responsible for all the wars.

>>11288452
I wholeheartedly agree with you anon. We must burn all the Jews at a stake so they will no longer walk on this earth.

>no Ice Queen ava

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>>11288491
with me passing out? that's about the only thing that comes to mind at this point

>>11288515
Ye. And that counts as a victory for me.

>>11288477
>>11288452
Natsoc and le alt right larping is some headass bullshit but man what i would give for another holocaust

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Where the futas at?

>>11288531
That would just give them another excuse to be martyrs and play the victim card.

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>>11288522
You'll only make me grumpy at the fact that I am pretty tired while also veing really drunk and not wanting to go to sleep now because of your stupid shit

>>11288556
They can't play the victim card if they're ALL victims.

>>11288556
Isn't that what you're doing though?

>>11288574
I'll make up for it next time, you can vent allll you want. But you should go sleep for now so I can properly give you the dick.

>>11288575
You forget that the only ones that get killed are the ones who aren't shifty and back-stabby enough to bribe and double-cross their way out of the gas chambers, meaning the worst ones end up making it through and that's what we're left with.

>>11288595
What.

>>11288634
>not being thorough to ensure total gassing
You're a disgrace to your uniform Hans

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>>11288604
Implying I'll show up as this dumb btich but maybe at this point...ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐᵖᶦᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ ᵇᵗʷ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇᶫʸ ᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵃᶦʳ ᵗᵒ ᵇᶦᶰᵈ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵃᶰᵈˢ ᵇᵉʰᶦᶰᵈ ʰᵉʳ ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ

>>11288574
Cute.

>>11288652
what a slut

>>11288652
How do you small text like that
Teach me your secrets please, if you do I'll give you all the creampies you want

>>11288645
No one is perfect, and everyone has their price. Therefore you can't trust anyone, not even your own fellow men, sadly.

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>>11288661
>>11288671
Cease.
>>11288676
Literally the first thing after googling "small text." txtn.us/tiny-text

>>11288537
They aren't here. And there never will be here.

>>11288652
Let's just say I have a good feeling you'll be back.
Oooh, never thought I'd get a kink out of you. I'll abuse this knowledge thoroughly.

>>11288682
>not creating the aryan singularity BEFORE the gassing
fucking christ what is wrong with you people think for five seconds.

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>>11288721
Oh, and on top of liking cute boys/guys I'd figure she'd have a strong urge to take advantage of them if they so happened to be submissive or at least act like it, the tables possibly being turned on her if one were to trick her. Also, finding her drunk or getting her drunk would probably lead to lewder/kinkier hime. Trying to define a character you just used to ooc/blogpost is hard desu

>>11288785
You're drunk enough for me to fuck your brains out, right?

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>>11288819
Drunk enough to pass out. I'll probably drink earlier tomorrow/today/whatever you want to call it since I need to get up earlier the following day. I might show up tomorrow either asking for ideas or with a cooked up starter, depending on what exactly happens.

>>11288785
Trying to chat up a cute blogposter is pretty hard when you're playing vidya too desu. Can't imagine playing the submissive around you since you're fun to tease, but I'll have to explore the drunk angle. Only did a drunk session like once in my whole time here.

>no fat girls to hug you/smother you under their asses

ded

Lurkers?

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>>11288935

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>>11288891
Me, personally, I'm weak to teasing in general so whoever I am/playing will generally deal with it poorly or embarrassingly. She probably just puts on a cold/harsh front to hide the softer/awkward side of her true-self. I'd like to go into more details but a lot of this shit is blurry and hard to tell if I'm typing correctly without smashing backspace dozens of times to fix small mistakes. I appreciate you though yaoi-hand motherfucker albeit I hardly remember half the stuff we did. Anyway, g'night.

>>11288968
Such a cute lady.

>>11288974
Yeah that's no problem, I'll just grill you for details next time.
Night night, IT.

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>>11288961

>>11289029
When the fuck do you sleep, nigga?

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>>11288961
It's probably not a great idea to be up this late, but I'm here.

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>>11289053
Likely about to pass out, actually. Been up surprisingly late for a night of fucking nothing.

>>11289057
Ohayou, Robutt. Manage to get anyone to impregnate you yet?

>>11289113
You did kill that anon.

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>>11289126
Unfortunately, that module has broken down. I can't get it fixed, either.

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>>11289133
Not gonna lie, slightly worried that nigga may have actually an hero'd.
More than likely he just deleted his embarrassing shit and went to have a cry out, though.
Night night bread, better not have any avas I like show up while I'm unconscious.

>>11289143
What a shame! At least that means you're able to take creampies without worry.

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>>11289165
That's true. It'll likely be out of commission until I find an adequate mechanic... Or find out that Call type A is still alive.

>>11289186
Well, I'd be happy to take a look, and see what I can do, but it's pretty damn late. Not even sure how I'm managing to stay awake!

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>>11289197
Delicate work like that isn't great to do when you're this tired. I'll pass on the repairs for now..

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>>11289207
It's okay, I'll fix you up.

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>>11289262
Yikes! I'm really sorry, but.. I could get pretty messed up if someone unqualified was working on me. Besides, the pregnancy module isn't strictly necessary to my functioning.

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>>11289273
It's fine, I was merely joking around. Besides, I am more interested in other niche things anyways.

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>>11289335
Oh! Ha, I suppose that is pretty funny. In any case, I think I should be going around now anyways. Goodbye!

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Why is this place so dead? It's only 4:15.

>>11289508
Everybody went to bed homeslice

>>11289508
Starcraft Remastered.

>>11289508
Sonic Mania for PC

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>>11289508
Comfy hours.

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>>11289700
Hi Kass. Doing okay tonight?

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Can I play a nondescript anime slut with pictures of several different similar looking girls here or do you only want canons?

>>11289732
You can.
For what I care you don't even need pictures.

>>11289700
>Snuggles the birb

>>11289508
You're gonna attract cumdump anon with that picture

>>11289818
Joke's on you, that was me.

>>11289830
Oh snap

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>>11289818
(He's not the only one you know.)

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>>11289852
At least I'm not alone in my degeneracy here.

>>11289852
Damnit Ruka!

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>>11289863
(What can I say? I'm a /d/eviant. That stuff is hot.)

>>11289868
(/d/ Ruka is hot)

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>>11289868
>Hugs the boy miko close to his heart.
You and me, we aren't so different.

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>>11289883
(Even though I'm more of a taker than a giver?)
>>11289889
>The shrine maiden's cheeks begins to blush a little as cumdump anon hugs him
(I suppose that makes sense. You have a great taste.)

>>11289896
(Even so)

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>>11289904
(Aww, thank you anon. I hope you have a good day or night. I don't know what time it is for you.)

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>>11289889
>>11289896
(It's a shame I've been so incredibly busy lately... I'd have loved to spend some quality time with the both of you lovelies~)

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>>11289732
(I do something similar with a type of dick so I'm sure you can do the same.)

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>>11289896
>more of a taker than a giver
I wish I could be more of a switch, I'm pure bottom. Always wanting to pleasure the other person. Though at the same time, being filled or squashed or whatever like that turns me on so much.
>>11289946
Maybe next time? I'm at work every night until the weekend, so unless you were fine with phone posting, I'd bet on Friday/Saturday/Sunday/early Monday.

>>11289959
Horse pussy ava when?

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>>11289968

>>11289977
Horse Ava never

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>>11289946
(Oh hey Sponty. Yeah it would be nice to play with you again sometime. Its been so long, but I haven't had much time myself. We'll figure out a day to play.
>>11289959
(D-Dammit Owain, must you post such nice boner baiting stuff?)
>>11289964
(I know exactly how you feel. The pleasure of getting molested in the most obscure ways and getting filled is just too hot.)

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>>11289993
(Just posting for reference, Ruka. I can't help it if you get cock addled.)
>>11289968
(Maybe one day.)

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>>11289964
I'd be glad to. I don't know yet how my schedule is going to be shaping up, as it tends to be pretty hectic. But I'll let you know if I happen to see you.

>>11289993
I wholeheartedly agree. It's been far too long, even. Hopefully we'll be able to have fun together again sometime in the near future, cutest maiden.

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>>11289959
I prefer Necro over an animated horse cock. I mean, yeah, horse cock! But Necro being really sweet and yet dominating pushes every button of mine. Vanilla futa on male, so to say. Or just lovey-dovey.
>>11290039
Sure, I'll take you up on it if I'm also available.
>>11290029

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>>11289705
Indeed. Nothing out of the ordinary, other than a lot of grim news on TV, but all is fine. I hope you're doing well?

>>11289812
>Embraces the snuggling anon

I find it funny how most futas here are on the sweeter and softer side and yet all you hear about when people bitch about futas is the bitch-breaker top only dom only archetype you see everywhere on F-list.

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>>11290053
(Shame there's not more art with her having that alternative bit of equipment but I'm really glad you enjoy the way that I play her! Necro is really cute and I'm sure others would agree.)

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>>11290029
(W-Wew thats a lot of horsecock.)
>>11290039
>Ruka can't help himself and embraces the bunny in a tight hug
(I hope so too. I still won't forget the lovely experience I had with Shoggdy.)
>>11290071
(I've never really tried any of those bitchbreakers. I'm curious to see how things would turn out.)

>>11290055
I'm doing well. Just thought I'd say hi on here instead of discord because you seemed busy with FFXIV.

>>11290071
F-List is just shit in general. I played some futa space merc girl that was a top, and people were on my ass about how I'm a stereotypical bitchbreaker and how I'm two steps away from getting into profile play.

Unless you're a pansexual pink, everyone's gonna have it out for you.

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>>11290095
(There is quite a bit of horsecock to be had, that much is true.)

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>>11290137
(N-Now you just keep posting them on purpose.)

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>>11290090
That just reminds me that we need to have a proper session of Necro trying to breed a boy, or at least fill his belly up with something. I just felt awful last week and couldn't find the urge to message you back on that.
>>11290126
Even if it's pretty small compared to F-List, I've had nice sessions with a website called Transformania Time. Focuses on transformation, but it has a ton of other spells that aren't just clothing.
>>11290137
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>>11290152
(Goodness Ruka stop being so cute, wanting to go to the dark side of /d/ has never been so moe)

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>>11290152
(I'll post ooooone more and then let you get some rest. Wouldn't want you to be squirming around thinking of fat, pulsating, cum-leaking horse cocks while you're trying to get some shut-eye.)
>>11290163
(Sounds like fun! She could probably be trying to do something with the boy she dressed up before and truly trying to make him a bride. If it doesn't work the first time she could try again, and again and again until it finally takes. I'm sure he won't complain.)

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>>11290104
Busy is an understatement, but it's always nice to be greeted by such a welcoming individual.

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>>11290168
(I can't help it. E-Especially when horsecock was one of my first degerate fetishes. Nothing as good as seeing a big meaty and leaking horsecock swinging from side to si- I better stop myself now.)
>>11290187
(D-Damn what A large shaft. And its almost 12 pm so my day is starting. I've had sleep.)

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>>11290053
>>11290095
>Sponty happily returns the hug, scooping both Ruka and the cute cumdump into her arms and taking them to bed, where she will then proceed to cuddle the both of them. Giving each of them a fair share of affection, she'll plant little kisses on their delicate frames before eventually falling soundly asleep, letting out the softest of snores.

(Nighty night, everyone~)

>>11290212
(One of this day I will play a big unnameable creature that will ravage every orifice of you with probing appendages of any shape and size and fill you with the most degenerate level of sexual fluids and I'm probably the most vanilla thing here.)

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>>11290227
(Sleep tight Sponty!)
>>11290233
(That sounds amazingly hot Anon. I'll be looking forward to that day. Also what you just described sounds like something modeseven would be able to create.)

>>11290212
My first degenerate fetish was just general futanari...and something even more degenerate, but I won't mention it. But I agree, nothing more enticing than a woman with a giant, pulsating cock, half desire to pump her dick in her hands until she reaches climax, the other half seeking out the cutest boy she could find and marking him as her and her alone.
>>11290227
Good night Sponty.

Morning ERP you bunch of degenerates

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>>11290253
(I think what really pushed the futa fetish for me was the first time I booted up CoC. I can't quite remember how I discovered all this. But it was before the time I properly began lurking on 4chan.)

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>>11290283
(Hey, that's not very nice. But morning to you too)

>>11290227
>ywn get taken to bed by Sponty and cuddled to sleep
Feels bad men

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>>11290291
Not to be smarm smarm oldfag, but I envy only being pushed to the limit because of CoC. I've been here too long, but even the 4chan isn't where I've been pushed. Kazaa and WinMX were my toys.

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>>11290652
>Kazaa and WinMX
(I must be honest and say that I've never heard of those two before.)

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(Anyway I gotta leave for now. I hope to see you later. Have a favorite shrine butt of mine.)

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>>11290672
...does anyone else know what I'm talking about? Or is this just the ramblings of an old man? Surely you've heard of Napster. Kazaa and WinMX were basically the same thing except not as full blown and Metallica didn't shit themselves over them.

>>11290752
I do, but I'm quite old Anon.

Okay I'm playing a female character and didn't emote them orgasming (explicitly), they just moaned loudly.
Does this matter?

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Anyone have Discord and want some company?

Cute Anime Waifu#5087 :3

Do you feel you should stop ERPing with someone when they mention they have a significant other?

>>11290800
People stop ERP when they got a significant other anyway.

>>11290790
Is it legit?

>>11290788
>They just moaned loudly
I mean, that depends on how you said that. You don't have to go in explicit detail about everything but just saying "she moaned" doesn't really give the other person a lot to work with.

>>11290808
That's not true in the slightest, though

>>11290819
I don't see Morrigan here anymore.

>>11290813
Of course not. We had this same post yesterday.

>>11290821
I don't see a lot of avas here anymore, and that's more to do with the threads being complete shit, not their abstaining from erp.

>>11290817
I did more than that, like "howling" and dolphin vagina tier squeezing. I mean not using shit like "hit the peaks of pleasure" or "climax" or "orgasm" or anything loaded indicating explicitly a satisfying peak and possibly fall, like the male orgasm with its 'omg cum'.

>>11290842
Then you are 100% okay anon. Good job showing rather than telling.

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>A snekky snek walks out of the shadows.
Tch... Lost again...

>>11290895
Lost what?
>The Anon ask unfazed that the sneaky snake has come out of the shadows.

>>11290895
Cuuute

>>11290895
Hey kid you need any help?

>>11290895
>A anon walks up to them.
Heya, you need help with anything?

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>>11290905
AH!?
>The snek shouts, fazed that the sneaky anon has come out of nowhere. They turn around.
...Just one of YOU. Get lost!

>>11290906
>The snek looks away.
Tch...

>>11290907
>>11290910
No I do NOT NEED HELP!!!
>The snek's tail smacks against the wall aggressively. They growl for added measure.

>>11290953
What a cutie.
>Pats her head

More loli is required

>>11290962
I'm all for 3d art and whatnot, but the different textures between the models keeps getting to me.

>>11290953
Nope.
I'll stay here girl unless you show me a proper motivation to leave that isn't "I'm just a bratty brat".

>>11290953
Yep. Cute. I'm sorry to say it seems incurable.

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>>11290972

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>>11290963
>She shakes her head away from the pets.
TCH!!! Take a hint, creep!

>>11290978
I'LL KICK YOU!!
>The snek goes full angery, stomping her feet and slapping her tail.

>>11290994
>The snek stays turned away.
If you think that's funny, it's not.
Honestly... you people. Tch...

>>11291002
Beware, kid, I know Mortal Kombat!
>And saying so the Anon pull out a black and yellow cowl that covers his face, making him look somewhat like Scorpio.

>>11291002
I don't really think its funny. I think its true. You're a small snek. That's kinda cute, dude.

>>11291002
>Stops the head pats
Fine, but you're still adorable either way

>>11290997
Shh, Guu, you're gonna blow our cover

>>11290988
Sorry if I sounded condescending. Like I said, I like 3d art, but the textures contrasted and broke my immersion. But glad to hear you're open to suggestions rather than plugging your ears up.

>>11290997
You're not even a real loli.

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>>11291014
>The snek stares at him dumbfounded for a bit and then calms down a little.
...Tch. Why am I wasting time with you anyways.
>They turn and start walking away.

>>11291023
Is that all you can say? It's getting annoying.

>>11291032
I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!!!

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>>11291034
Oh sorry.

>>11291037
A-Am too! W-Wh-Why are you so mean to me, anooonn...?
>The sad and totally real loli sniffles

>>11291042
Because you are lost. And I'm not.

>>11291042
>A different anon spots the snek and freezes in place. He was afraid of snakes, and even small sneks like her we're not exception. He couldn't run, he couldn't hide or fight or anything, all he could do is merely stare at her like a deer in the headlights.

>>11291042
Come on, you should happy you're that adorable and short, a lot of people would like to be that

>>11291045
Oh fuck off Guu.

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>>11291044
*without

>>11291045
Hope you've been doing alright. Haven't seen you around all that much anymore, the times I do bother to pop in.

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>>11291049
I'll just walk until I find my way back.
I know this place better than most people...

>>11291054
........
>Snek stares... Slowly getting angry.
What are you doing?
GET LOST!!!

>>11291056
Tch! What's it matter to you?!

>>11291071
I'm going to fug the snake

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/ntr/ is dead and I need my fix! Could someone please fuck my waifu?

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>>11291061
ok lol

>>11291064
I've been fine. Just doing other things. You?

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>Does a split in the middle of the thread

>>11291071
Fiiiiine. Here have a chocodile before you leave.

>>11291082
>Clap at her.

>>11291078
Why don't you ERP as her and make her fuck someone else that isn't you?

>>11291071
Waaah!
>Shit, she noticed him! It was all over for his life! Paralyzed with the utmost fear and anxiety, anon wanted to run so badly. In fact, anything he wanted to do felt overpowered by a complete darkness taking over him.
....
>WHAM! Falling backwards onto the floor, the poor anon fainted from shock.

>>11291078
Will it end with her cumming all over my cock as she screams how great I'm pounding her?

>>11291044
Funny seeing you here, I first saw/only see your work through rule34.xxx. That one pic of Samus upside down with her head between Ivy's thighs getting a boobjob is my personal favorite, what a pose.

I think your biggest is simply that the models just aren't that great and a lot have those funky hyper-ish proportions. That, and clipping.
I understand if there's not much you can do with the program though.

>>11291080
Same, I suppose. Been busy with work, and pestering other threads/boards occasionally. I still pop in to make the occasional thread, or poke someone I know, like my favorite alien abomination masquerading as a loli.

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>>11291083
>The snek turns back around and stares, waiting for chocolate.
...

>>11291094
....Tch.
>Walks over him on her way out.

>>11291078
please go back to /ntr/ peridot
we don't want you here

>>11291106
Oh! Fancy that you'd find me here. And yeah, that pose in particular is still on of my faves.

I do realize that Ivy's body can be a bit much at times, but I only really did that to her. Still, you're right about that program. Which is why I'd like to start using at least blender or somesthing.

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>>11291115
>The Anon offers her a package of chocodiles.
Here take one.

>>11291078
>Cerebella
Weak tastes, and I'm not a meanie who steals waifs, so I'll pass.

>>11291115
>Anon eventually goes into a coma before being ransacked by numerous thugs and dying. The end.

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>>11291127
>She takes one and eats it as she leaves.
>The snek gives him a wave while she walks away.

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>>11291112
Yeah same. Actually it's funny you mention that because one of the reasons I haven't been popping in either is precisely because I haven't seen much riderposting going on.
Unless I missed it. It's kinda like the single hand in the bush is worth two in the forest with nobody around to hear it, or something.

>>11291078
Begging to get cucked in /erp/? Are you really this desperate, you pathetic anon?
No wonder you're a cuckold, sheesh. How'd you ever get her to be your waifu in the first place?

>>11291146
Sorry to interrupt, but there's been a bit of riderposting in the last few days

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>>11291146
>the single hand in the bush is worth two in the forest with nobody around to hear it

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>>11291146
Ahh, gomenasorry. I post infrequently, and it's usually just to make a thread, or mess with someone for a bit before disappearing again. Figured it'd be best if I wasn't always posting during dead hours, and causing off-topic shit to take over. That, and being busy, of course.

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>>11291163
Oh. I must've missed it then.

>>11291170
What?

>>11291184
Yeah, that makes sense. There's little reason for me to post other than try to stir up the lurkers a bit during dead hours, I guess.
>Climbs on the lolirider's head
Now take me away, lolobot.

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>>11291184
You're under arrest, lolirider! You're accused of multiple chargers of underwear-theft!

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>>11291209
>>11291184
TAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS

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>>11291196
>Carries Guu off-screen, and to the nearest buffet.

>>11291209
I-I have no idea what you're talking about, little girl. I'm an upstanding citizen, on his way to work, so if you'll excuse me!

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>>11291224
>The loli pulls out a gun and points it at the lolicon.
I said you're under arrest! Do not resist or I will be forced to open fire!
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!
>Who knew pictures of police officer lolis are so hard to find?
>this isn't even police

>>11291253
There's that one pic of the dragon loli in an officer uniform I used to see posted, but that's about it, as far as I know.

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>>11291260
>>11291253

>>11291266
That's a shortstack! Not a loli!
Get it right! reeeeee

I wish ____ would show up.

>>11291274
Kibbles

>>11291253
>Despite this clearly deranged, seafaring girl, shouting at him, the completly normal, vanilla man drops to his knees and places his hands behind his head.
Ma'am, I'm going to be late for work, at this rate! I swear you have the wrong person!

>>11291260
Kanna did wear a police uniform once, but I dunno--
>>11291266
Ewww
Stop right there, criminal!

>>11291266
Das the one
>>11291272
It's about as good as its gonna get. I think the actual outfit she's got in the episode is cuter, though. Got a thing for chibis

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>>11291274
Purgy.

>>11291338
Purgy is Sponty, they went to bed.

>>11291346
But I still want them to show up.

Post your cards!

>>11291463
No.

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>>11291463
Morning.

>>11291514
Can I have some Harley Quinn stripping?

>>11291514
>Smacks the mage booty
What up bimbo?

>>11291514

>hugs the cute mail pony
Good girl, Derpy.

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>>11291523
>And why would the clown strip for you? She's a classy woman I'll have you know.

>>11291525
>Wiggles booty
Tired. Work. Life sucks. Hit it again.

>>11291544
>Nuzzling her messy blonde head into the anon's chest. Smiling ear to ear with her big silly grin.
I'm a GOOD girl...

>>11291572
>Harley will strip for me because I will give her a good time afterwards.

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>>11291572
Do as I command and give me my mail!

>>11291582
I doubt that

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>>11291582
That ain't how it works buster. I know a lot of people, boys and girls that can give me a "good time". What makes you so special?

>>11291606
Let's just say I'm packing a lot downstairs.

>>11291612
Yes. A lot of mediocrity.

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>>11291584
>Sticking a letter onto the giant robot she holds it there with a magnet. She then waddles away happily.

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>>11291612
Oh yes I'm sure. A whole ENTIRE 3 inches. Real impressive.
>Yawn

>>11291514
>Pokes the mage's cheek

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>>11291622
Yeessss! Now to sort the junk mail!

>>11291632
How about I show you something really impressive?
>He starts tearing off her costume.

Summoning Ishtar

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>>11291633
>Puffs out mage cheeks

>>11291648
Have fun Mr Giant Robo! Hope I didn't lose anys of it.

>>11291650
No Ishtar here ... only ...

>>11291632
Okay I got one for you
Why did the race car driver go on a hunger strike?
He had to go fast

>>11291660
Ereshkigal?

>>11291660

Zuul?

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>>11291659
If you did you will pay dearly for it!....Or I'll slap Starscream

>>11291659
>Pokes the mage cheeks some more
Is this the work of your magiks too?

Look at what I found >>388724628

>>11291664
>>11291670

No. Zalgo. HE COMES!!!!

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>>11291663
.. Leave the jokes to the clowns.

>>11291691
You're a retard

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>>11291674
>GASP
... Slapping people is baaaaaad.

>>11291659

>>11291649
>>11291649
>>11291649
?

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>>11291710
You've met Starscream have you?

>>11291703
How does Spider-Man pay for things?
In Spider Cents

>>11291514
>tfw carry all the same kinds of degeneracy as DMG but don't want to be sexually bullied by worst card-fu

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>>11291679
No. It's powered by being annoyed.

>>11291713
Nigger you're fucking joking right?

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>>11291728
...
Do what the lady says, dude.

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>>11291463

>>11291739
No?

>>11291274
Trash.
That one guy that plays Kawakami.
Star but that'll happen soon.
an Ice Queen ava

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>Megatron talking shit to retard mail lady
>If I was leader we would get mail from someone with a brain
>Boco is a bitch
>I hate this family

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>>11291715
Uhm... Uhm... Is he a pony?

>>11291742
Peter...don't tell Harry

>>11291750
Aw, he considers us family~

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>>11291728
Do I at least get a free stick of gum with these horrible jokes?

>>11291739
O-Oh, sorry...
>The anon sulks away from the mage, a bit down after being blown off

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>>11291755
He's an incompetent fool!
>>11291750
Shut up Starscream!

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>>11291765
>Wrapping her arms around the annoying little anon she blows in his ear before hugging him in a tight embrace.
Stupid anonu

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>>11291759
Harry's dead, Anon.
Let it go.

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>>11291771
Name calling is bad too...

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>>11291771
If I was leader we would have more lewed going on here "mighty" Megatron!

>>11291778
what's it like getting overshadowed by iron man in your own fucking movie

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>>11291785
Don't care, I'm evil
>>11291788
>

>>11291785
>Gives Derpy a muffin

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>>11291803
>GASP
EVIL?
EEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLL

Are we being transformers now? Because if so, I'm calling Wreck-gar.

>>11291773
Hi, are you a cheerleader?

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>>11291801
Meh, I'm more bummed out about the movie not making as much money as it could have.

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>>11291749
Heya

>>11291842
You lied to me teacher, and now I've lost all faith in everything.
You monster.

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>>11291810
>Happily munches muffin.

>>11291842
Hey sexy. What's up?

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>>11291823
Cheerleader? No no no. I'm a magician!

>>11291818
But Wreck-Gar is only good for one thing, garbage...

>>11291837
How do you manage to lose to a Jewess nobody gives a shit about.

>>11291858
Mind showing me your cute rump?

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>>11291875
My... Butt? But that's part of my nono zone..

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>>11291869
Gee, I dunno!
Might have to do with 6 movies and 2 reboots in the last decade?!

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>>11291848
Sorry kiddo, some stuff came up. My fault for making promises I couldn't keep, but I'm here now.

>>11291861
...Sexy? Whatever, no point in refuting that anymore, all you'll do it repeat yourself.
Anyways, same stuff as usual, sitting around and waiting for things to happen.

>>11291864
Oh wow! Can you do a magic trick?

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>>11291865
But act now and all of it could be yours for 6 easy payments of 9.99, + Shipping & Handling. Operators are standing by.

Warning, offer not valid outside of the continental US, restriction may apply, speak with the operator for details.

>>11291885
Just showing it off won't hurt, right?

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>>11291803
>>11291788
>All these transformers
>No ava of best female robutt

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>>11291897
Sure! I can do almost anything! Say the word. What you want me to do.

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>>11291911
But... It's my butt. Mama side no one should see my no no zone! And not to take gifts from strangers...
>Happily continues to munch on the stranger's muffin

>>11291892
>Takes a seat in front of her
My name's Jimmy. You?

>>11291886
Sounds like excuses Peter.
also the raimi trilogy was OVER a decade ago

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>sits and watches while sipping some chocolate milk

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>>11291749
>>11288510
Are all the old IQs gone?
Might add that to my list then

>>11291892
(Oi, we gonna continue that one from a couple days ago at some point.)

>>11291924
Can you... Pull a rabbit from under your hat?

>>11291924
Hey, you said you can do mind control and all that freaky stuff right? I wanna see! Can you show me?

>>11291940
I was not aware we had IQs period

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>>11291932
Jimmy? I suppose that's a decent name, it's fitting for you. You can just call me Kawakami, everyone does.

>>11291948
(That's fine anon, whenever I'm around and you want to. Which were you though? I think I had 2 if I recall)

>>11291966
(The one that found her at the house. Can go digging for last reply but mite take a while.)

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>>11291950
>Slipping her big blue cone hat off she digs her arm into it, reaching in deep she soon pulls ut a small brown ball of fur with eyes.
His name is Kuriboh. Isn't he cute!

>>11291956
Hmm... What do you want me to do with my mind controlled slave? Just wondering before I do it.

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>>11291938
I know, I know.
Things have been rough lately.
But we move forward, hoping for the best.

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>>11291962
I was gonna play her but I let Lore gave her instead, and I took Fionna
I think somebody else played her at one point too, can't remember them though

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>>11291980
Have*
Dumpass phone

>>11291980
I'd be down for it tee bee aych.
Also probably whatever the fuck it is you're posting.

>>11291970
(Ohh, alright, yeah I remember you now. Anytime you want, just ask for me and if I'm around I'll respond)

>>11291997
Don't RP with Paul.

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>>11291974
Must suck having to hump quadroons for diversity points, my man. Send MJ my love.
The uh. The hot one.
t. Still better than you

>>11291997
Please don't RP with Paul

>>11292006

Gasp! Its Green Lantern!

>>11292001
He made some big post about how it's anons faults for warning people about him, so right now I wanna see how far he gets before falling back to his old self on his own

>>11291972
Huh? I dunno, I never really thought that far... Could you make them do anything you wanted? Even lewd things? It might be a bit fun to see them be your sex slave...

>>11291966
Kawakami's a cute name! You're also cute, but I bet you already know that. So you're waiting for something to happen?

Want to go on a date and get to know each other more?

>>11292014
Yes. Because it could NEVER be his fault any of this happened. He din du nuffin

>>11292001
>>11292010
>stop interacting with people i don't like!!!1!!!
cringe

>>11292042
>Defending Paul
Cringe.

>>11291999
(Good for the moment. could also just bug you on discord or whatevs. Either good.)

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>>11292018
OU OU OU. I could make them jerk off! That's simple enough to start. How about that?

>>11291997
Look man you don't got to stoop that low. Faye shifts into any waifu you want, and I know someone that wants to straight play Ice Queen. I'll tell them they have a taker and you wont have to deal with Paultism

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>>11291997
Good taste

Sadly though, I am phone and don't have folders. Maybe I'll do something on friday when I have more free time

>>11292042
>>11292045
>Having an argument about me
Cringe

>>11292045
Not even defending paul, good reading comprehension though.

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>>11292006
>>11292013
I was gonna say "Golden Shower", but he does kinda look like Ryan Reynolds.

>>11292062
>Back peddling
Cringe.

>>11292054
>>11292060
niggas I just want an ice wife I don't care what thread autism and namefag drama happens, fuk

>>11292068
>cringe
cringe
inb4 cringe
t. cringe

>>11292068
>Buzzwords
Cringe desu

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>>11292073
Okay okay. Keep your pants on. Or off. Whatevers.

>>11292066
>Ryan Reynolds
are you just salty more people confuse you for deadpool now instead of the other way around

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>>11292024
C-Cute? Please, I'm way past the age to be called cute. And that's a bold question, we just met and you already want a date? Are you that desperate~?

>>11292047
(That's fine, either way is cool)

>>11292088
Shrodinger's Dungarees activated ma'am.

>>11291972
He's pretty cute!

Can you... Summon me a girlfriend?
>Blushes

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>>11292088
DMG do not I swear to fucking god
I can see that fucking filename you fuck

>>11292050
Jerk off? Well... yeah, I suppose that would work for now...

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>>11292099
You better Deactivate your pants. You wanted me here you got me here. Pants off dance off.

>>11292103
Try again Paultism.

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>>11292091
Implying implications, anon? Shame on you!

>>11292096
Well, I mean, I'm not THAT desperate...
>On second thought, there's no use in faking it... Those eyes, that smile... Kawakami can obviously see me lie...
Actually... Yeah, well... I am that desperate. You're really cute, and I want to make something happen, you know?

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>>11292149
Oh god it's worse
It's Peridot

RUN

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>>11292100
Oh that's a hard one Let me trrrry.
>Holding her wand up with two hands she bonks herself on the top of the head.
I'm here! I've been summoned!

>>11292107
>With a poke at the anon's nose she says out loud "Boop" with a smile. Shaking back and forth as she stepped away from the anon, arms crossed as she stared him down, motioning a finger downwards.
Okay! Pants off and jerk off. Do it!

>>11292149
I dunno if I'm good for dancing, ma'am...
>Pants dramatically thrown off... sliding down the hallway and to lord knows where. Fucking icy floors.

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>>11292177
Please stop RPing with Peridot

>>11292149
Please, let me cum my ice ice baby...

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How come every time Paul posts, DMG starts posting like 5 minutes later?

>>11292199
Shoulda stepped up first.

>>11292208
DMG has been here all morning

>>11292199
See >>11292073

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>>11292164
At least you're honest, that's something positive right? But I'm not just gonna open my legs for you, if you can impress me MAYBEEE I'll consider it. Maybe.

I want to give anon a mouthful of cum...or Suzy. Either works.