[HG] Hunger Games
Cake edition
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
>>11283457
SHITPOSTS!
Here's the theater code posted at the end of the last thread, if anybody wants to host with it.
6mb4WG9E
WHAT DO YOU NEED!
>>11283463
WHEN DO YOU WANT THEM?
>>11283429
I am grateful for the opportunity. My only regret is that I was not able to last long enough to do anything consequential.
>>11283476
NOOOOOOOOW
>>11283433
(k)
WHAT DO YOU LOVE!
>>11283437
>sits down and begins eating the cake. His cheeks light up red after the first bite
It's so...good.
>>11283417
Define "gay stuff".
Here's the summary, hope it helped you well in the brackets.
Fallout 3 or Fallout: New Vegas?
>>11283474
SHIT
>>11283500
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!
>>11283437
>The skeleton jumps on the table and stomps the cake, ensuring nobody gets to enjoy it.
Ahahahhahah! Another victory for skeletons everywhere!
>The skeleton collapses to his knees, laughing maniacally at his small victory over the forces of good.
No cake! No cake!
>>11283507
New Vegas
>>11283457
>>11283474
>>11283500
HEAD!
>>11283507
Option 3: Don't play shit games.
>>11283491
Uniroinically kill yourself
>>11283295
I'll rather hang myself thank you very much
>>11283315
>>11283319
>>11283329
Real life taking more time this summer was pretty much a break since I was without internet for 10 weeks. The fact I was gone so long makes me feel disconnected and for a few weeks I've been trying to fix it.
>>11283321
Very punny.
>>11283327
Reigen is much better off than I am.
>>11283331
I'm not sure if that would help, my main problem is that I mostly lost the will to RP because of summer break.
>>11283332
I am online.
>>11283363
Usually nobody involved in my events reply at all, and if I butt in on someone else (and like you asked reveal my avatar) anons, even though I'll probably know who they are, will tear me a new butthole.
Writing code is difficult no bully pls
I have no real life issues, its just that I keep having less free time
[Anyway I have to go but if you guys have any more advice just post it I will check this thread through the archives]
>>11283507
>New Vegas. I met Robert House's voice actor a few days ago.
>>11283502
>"Uh oh! Somebody got a piece of the cake before I could stomp on it! I have to put a stop to this!"
>Rushing over to the midget's seat, the skeleton smacks the fork out of his hands and throws the cake to the ground.
FUCK you
>The skeleton goes to spit on him, but since he is unable to generate any saliva he just makes a "ptooey" sound.
>>11283542
HG is a disease. Purge it from you.
Post fetish fap bait
>>11283542
I apologize if I ever shared an event with you end not reply. I've been in a semi-filler mode lately. It's fun just reading the events.
But still, don't be afraid to poke me and talk, I don't mind people "butting in", in fact, all my RP the past few days have been because of that. They didn't get a new butthole either.
Have a good night
>>11283491
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrZXW0Y9xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrZXW0Y9xI
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ERASE IT FROM ME MEMORYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrZXW0Y9xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrZXW0Y9xI
Can someone RP with me?
>>11283553
>it takes a moment for what just happened to register in Ryoma's head
I...I didn't get to finish my cake.
>His head slowly moves in the direction of the skeleton. He doesn't flinch at the "ptooey" sound that leaves the skeleton's skull
What did I do to deserve this? I've been trying my best to repent from my past actions.
>>11283587
Ok you'll be Morty and I'll be Pickle Rick
>>11283587
Hello.
Aaaahh.
>>11283583
(Brb, jamming toothpicks in my ears.)
>>11283587
>gives you the succ
>>11283612
Hahaha old lady
>>11283587
No thanks. I'm happy being able to still shit right.
>after a brief pause he looks over at the chimichanga
Well, as right as Mexican food allows.
>>11283587
>The man pokes the shorter trap with his elbow, trying to get his attention
Could you please tell this crazy lady that this is not the regular squared circle?
>He says, before pushing a beheaded manikin's head, as the man looks pretty intensely at the trap's eyes
Come on, before she tries to bite us both.
>>11283542
>Usually nobody involved in my events reply at all
It could be that they think you're filler, your ava is too obscure so no one knows how to react to the,, you're not popular enough for a reply, ect ect. Could just be shitty events too, I guess the way I wrote mine is "what would be fun for me to roleplay" I suppose. If you've lost the will then you've lost the will, no point trying to force it too much.
>>11283542
Just fuck off or kill yourself. None of this complaining or whining is going to help your non-existent motivation to RP or do anything in here.
>>11283582
>They didn't get a new butthole either.
Yeah they got the same old used up Fyxe butthole.
>>11283594
>Thinking that he hasn't yet committed himself fully to the act of shitting on Ryoma, the skeleton grabs the table and flips it over. Plates and cutlery clatter to the floor, making a loud ruckus that the skeleton revels in.
Ahahahaha! Now I can say without a shadow of a doubt that I have completely and utterly ruined your day!
>Flipping the midget off, Craig removes one of his rib bones and throws it to the floor. Once it impacts, it explodes into a cloud of smoke that obscures the skeleton completely, much like a smoke bomb. Once the smoke clears, the skeleton is still standing where he was before, a dumb smile planted on his face.
So...what do you think?
>>11283587
Can I shoot you again?
>>11283649
Lewd. I wouldn't mind getting sloppy seconds if it's fyxe desu
>>11283661
Me first.
>>11283615
(I swear her original Japanese voice sounds leagues better.)
>>11283678
OOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD LAAAAAADDDDDY
>>11283472
Could be neat if anybody wants to host
>>11283583
English dubs are awful.
>>11283676
Hey, aren't you that robot guy who screwed up that vending machine? You know, back at the nightclub?
>Craig then clicks his fingers, realising that it was, in fact, that robot guy who screwed up that vending machine from back at the nightclub.
Oh yeah, you are that robot guy who screwed up that vending machine back at the nightclub! No thanks, I'll go first. Shooting people requires a delicate touch, which you know, you don't have, given that you're the robot guy who screwed up that vending machine back at the nightclub.
>>11283699
I would but I'd rather hit myself in the dick with a hammer than host a hunger game.
>>11283694
(Please no bully.)
>>11283710
(A hundred times this.)
>>11283661
...
>Ryoma looks at the mess the skeleton has made, not sure why he's doing it. It could be he's not right in the head, or it could be because he really dislikes short people. Who could possibly know at this time
I think there's a miscommunication here. Why are you trying to make me feel bad? I don't think I've ever wronged you before. It's not as if I'm an energetic sports girl with a love for justice.
H-holy shit...
I CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT THROUGH MY DICK!
>>11283710
>>11283721
Fuck the both of you. You're going to listen to some fucking stupid language you can't even understand? Subfags need to kill themselves ASAP. At least then I can put your shit taste to use baking up some rat-piss-ass stank for personal uses.
>>11283711
>Zer0 points an accusing finger at the skeleton, helmet beaming out "X".
I did not screw up
that vending machine back at
the nightclub; you did.
>He lowers his hand.
I stopped the machine.
You cowered behind the bar
because you screwed up.
>>11283738
I'd like to feel your heart beat through my dick, anon~
>>11283765
>>11283738
well you see, blood is pumped through your body at the rate your heart beats.
and when you get an erection the veins in your dick begin pumping a LOT of blood and it collects like a sponge, so...
you're a dumbass
>>11283756
(Better than listening to some 40-year old do a little boy's voice.)
>>11283791
>Mitsuki is being OOC
Can we label him as a shitposter now?
>>11283791
>Better than listening to some 40-year old do a little boy
What the fuck Mitsuki
>>11283783
You seem upset.
>>11283791
No worse than watching a manchild pretend to be a cute anime girl on the interbutts :^)
>>11283733
>Craig looks down at the mess he had made, scratching his chin as he tries to think what possible reason he had for doing all of this. Eventually he shrugs.
I dunno. I just...saw an opportunity and took it, y'know? You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. I don't want this to be one of those things I think back on and say, "what would've happened if I had just ruined that midgets meal?"
>>11283760
Yeah yeah, we all remember what happened that day. No need to lie as blatantly as you are.
>It seems the skeleton has genuinely misremembered the events that had occurred that day. It was surely a sign that this skeleton was not mentally healthy...although, that's probably a well-known fact by this point.
At the end of the day, I'm shooting that trap first and that's final.
>>11283791
Whoop dee fucking shit. They're a voice actor. They're paid to do it. Wonder why they're there in the first place? Because they're able to do it, bitch. I get you're not going to do anything worth a fuck ever, but you're gonna sink so low you have to fucking read to watch anime? Don't give me that shit. Being able to understand what the fuck people are saying is half of what's important. I bet you bathe daily too, you clean pig. Real anime trash like me watches this shit the way god intended, in my own fucking language!
>>11283828
>Zer0 suddenly turns, twirls his pistol out of its holster, and fires a single shot at Shimakaze, taking out his other testicle in the same way the first went weeks ago.
Uh-huh.
>>11283437
>Cake edition
Whatever did happen to that Raspberry bunt cake?
I miss him.
>>11283437
>eats
>>11283595
But I've never seen Reddit and Morty.
>>11283614
W-Who is this?
>>11283604
>>11283661
N-No. Don't. No shooting me or anything like that. I'm going to lock this door now and I'll wish you two a good night. Good night.
>Shimakaze (male) closes and locks her (his) door, then looks through the peephole to see if they've left.
>>11283629
Where'd you find that?
>Shimakaze (male) points at the rat poison-tier garbage in the masked man's hand.
Who's dick do I have to suck to get some food around here?
>>11283635
U-Uuh...
>The ship girl (boy) takes a step back from the man and the mannequin head. This isn't the regular...squared circle. P-Please don't bite me.
>Shimakaze (Male) looks down at the floor when the man stares at her (him) directly in the eyes.
>>11283828
Want me to tell you what would have happened? I would have been at peace with myself at that given time. When you've lost everything you have and everyone around you sees you as a monster, you don't find many things in life that make you feel good. Imagine if I did that to you. What do you like, actually? I'm dying to know now.
>>11283874
As far as I know, Craig just smacked him into the ground.
>>11283893
Fucking retard.
>>11283513
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
>>11283905
>eats anyways
>>11283927
Back off.
Three second rule is over, that thing's trash and thus mine.
>>11283897
>A bullet goes straight through the door and takes our your remaining testicle.
>>11283937
>our
>>11283943
>I'm fucking reading Shakespeare, I don't have time to proofread.
>>11283897
>The man smiles, as he holds up the head to face him
See? I told you!
>He says before walking into a corner and planting the head there, making it face the trap, as he whispers something to it, before walking to the ship girl and wrapping one of his arms around the ship's shoulder
Thanks a lot buddy, that bitch is crazy, last ti-
>He randomly shoved the ship then turned to face the head
WHAT YOU SAY!? That is rude! Just because she is dressed like a slut doesn't mean that she is a slut!
>>11283949
>A bullet goes straight through the door and takes our remaining testicle.
>>11283805
(W-Wait, that's not what I meant.)
>>11283816
(That's not a nice thing to say about yourself, Anon. Think positive.)
>>11283831
...I feel both violated and less intelligent because of that statement, but I'll let it slide provided that you distance yourself at least a few miles from me with your horrible opinions.
>Reverse Mabel appears in a puff of blue smoke. Dangling from her mouth is a big blue magical cigar, and flowing from her dress is a sparkling blue cape.
Hmm, are these games always this hectic?
>Even in my TDI Sim people shit all over Sliver Queen.
>>11283975
IT'S ALL TOO REAL
>>11283970
Fuck you, I do what I want.
In fact,
>The fly pulls a fucking gun of her.
Hands up, bitch.
>>11283972
Fuck off.
>>11283897
Uhh... theirs(>>11283903)? Dude looks like he's been to prison before.
>>11283854
Oh, you're shooting him non-fatally? I don't really give a heck then, I'm all about going for the kill.
>Craig whips his pistol out of his rib cage, wasting no time for theatrics like Zer0 had and instead going straight for the shot. In the first act of godmodding he had ever committed, the skeleton shot Shimakaze straight through the h-
>>11283897
Huh? The timeline just like, reset or something.
>Having no time for confusion, Craig immediately takes to pounding on Shimakaze's door once he closes it on him.
LET ME IN! HELLO? HELLOOOO?
>Turning to Zer0, Craig points at the door.
Kick it down. I'd do it, but I won't.
>>11283937
Or...you could just do that, I suppose. But now kick it down.
>>11283903
Do people imagine your skin colour as green or something? Like you're a little goblin? That's strange.
>Says Craig, taking Ryoma's words literally.
But uh, if you wanna know what makes me happy? Shooting people and drinking milk. The basics.
>>11284004
>The assassin walks over to the door, braces himself, and gives it a swift kick. And then another, and a third. Nothing happens.
Locked.
>>11283975
RNG knows. He just knows.
>All that nice RP
>I'm already ERPing
fuck
>>11283972
Hello, how do you do? I don't think I've seen you before, are you new?
>>11283972
Jeez, more divas!
>The man doesn't seem that bothered that the girl appeared out of nowhere but blue smoke, as he gets a bit too close to the girl
How you doing? Just here to tell you to stay away from head, she's a crazy bitch, might convince you to do something stupid, ain't that right granny?
...
Where's Granny?
>>11283991
>>11284033
>Reigen is in my final four.
I need to pull the plug.
>Matt looks out the widow of the bar he's in
Guess its that time of day again
>Goes back to drinking his beer
>>11284037
I was in the last game. I sent a pair of twins flying into the sky, then had an unfortunate accident involving a bear trap
>She blows a sparkly blue smoke ring shaped like a bear trap
>>11283972
>Ryoma takes the cigarette(?) out of his mouth and nods
Sadly at this time, it's not. I'm not sure what you wanted, but I guarantee this isn't it. It's calm hours right now.
>>11284000
>Ryoma turns to the masked man's direction
Hm? What are you saying about me?
>>11284004
A goblin is taking it a little too far. These horns aren't real, you know.
>Ryoma nods his head
How would you like it if I took your hands from you while you sleep? Or if I took all your milk from you? You would be a disaster.
>>11283972
>He reciprocates a puff of his own.
Sometimes...
>>11284058
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>11284061
I don't think drinking is a good thing. What happens if you have one too many and you do something embarrassing?
>>1128406
>Zer0 shoots the beer in Matt's hand with his sniper rifle. The mug it was in shatters, sending glass shards falling to the table while beer pours out onto it, some of it cascading onto the floor and Matt's lap.
>>11284023
Woah, it's locked? The guy who's currently cowering for his life closed the door and then...locked it?! That's certainly a twist I wasn't expecting!
>The sarcasm is practically oozing from his mouth, his eyes open wide (somehow) to feign shock at Zer0's discovery.
No shit Sherlock. Of course it's frickin' locked! You're a frickin' robot, idiot! Did they make you out of paperclips or some shit? KICK. DOWN. THE. DOOR.
>>11284065
I suppose I wouldn't like it very much, but I'm well aware of the distress I caused you. That was entirely the point here.
>Craig leans down and tugs on Ryoma's horns, lifting him from the ground.
What, did you glue these on or something? That's sad.
>>11283998
Ugh, not again. This has happened on a weekly basis now.
>She rolls her eyes and thinks for a minute, then steps forward without the usual hesitation that someone held at gunpoint would possess and whispers in the flyman's ear.
You haven't heard this from me, but see that guy in the red and black suit there? He told me earlier about how nice you smell, and how he bets he takes way less baths than you do.
>>11284095
...Meant for
>>11284061
My brain's fucking fried right now.
>>11284089
Do you accept this one last challenge?
>>11284116
You know, I know you're playing me, but I don't care.
Nobody gets off being a bigger piece of human garbage than me.
>>11284000
Hey fuckmunch.
>>11284130
This'll be yet another swift victory for the Nase family, no doubt about it.
>>11284130
I, Reigen Arataka, Genius Psychic, accept this challenge!
>>11284099
>Zer0 doesn't feel like kicking down the door anymore. In fact, he doesn't really feel like helping the skeleton anymore given how much of an asshole he is. However, the skeleton can certainly help him.
>Helmet beaming out "D13", the assassin easily picks up the skeleton horizontally, wrapping one arm around his waist and the other around his shoulders. Zer0 positions the skeleton's head facing the door, ready to either crack the door or crack a skull. Either way, the assassin wins. His joy is visible to Craig now: ":D".
Ready?
>>11284146
You played a good game, and had more supporters for the final challenge.
>>11284147
But the RNG can be the most confusing thing you'll ever meet.
>>11284099
>Craig takes the hat from Ryoma's head. His short brown hair becomes visible to everyone around him
Why would I glue horns onto my hat? Do you glue things onto your clothes? Better yet, do you even wear clothes? You might want to try it sometime. It would make you look less weak.
>>11284165
If there's another one going on, I would like to participate. I could use the money for...things.
>>11284165
Thanks for... waaaaaaaait a second here.
>>11284095
>decided to check out his abilities
>http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Bl0ss0m
>lel go stealth with a decoy and throw knives (that count as melee attacks) and give debuffs and shit
Wow, my nig.
I listen to people inside my cranium
>>11284165
The fact she believed she could outmatch someone like me in a popularity contest is beyond me, but oh well.
Thank you for springing up out of nowhere to give me a victory.
>>11284092
Don't worry kid, I a veteran at this. Besides I don't need alcohol to make an ass out of myself
>>11284095
>Matt breaths in slowly and crushes the mug handle
THAT'S IT FANCY PANTS YOU WANT A BAR BRAWL, I'LL GIVE YA ONE!
>Matt grabs the stool he was one and starts walking over, noticeably pissed
>>11284165
Oh, the prize was money? I'm happy I didn't win, let the poor sap have some cash to last him a few more months before he's forced to declare bankruptcy.
>>11284198
>wah wah I'm so rich
>wah wah I'm so proud of my family
If I have to read this cringy rp one more time I'm actually going to shoot myself
>>11284065
Oh, this girl... thing needs your help with something. Just follow ... it to the shady alley out back. I promise you it'll be the highlight of your night.
>>11284134
Aaaaand you are?
>>11284232
stay jelly
>>11284179
Sorry for the confusion anon, I just had too much fun simming that game. I wish that I'd gotten Karen for it though.
>>11284232
Why wait?
>pulls the trigger.
>>11284238
The shittiest, most loathsome piece of human filth to ever waft into this joint.
You'd better not fucking forget it.
>>11284193
>Ryoma stares at the broken mug
You don't need to do this. That man isn't worth it. You might end up in jail, or worse.
>>11284238
If she needed my help, then why didn't she come to me? I don't even know who you are and yet you're talking highly of me. What's the meaning of this?
>>11284232
Do you read other people's RP or are you just obsessed with Nase (and Karen)?
>>11284159
>Before Zer0 had picked him up, a frantic slapping match ensued between the two as Craig tried to slap his filthy, robotic hands away from him. Craig would end up losing this bout though, and was taken by Zer0 to act as a battering ram. More than unwilling to participate in this humiliation, the skeleton's head began to vibrate violently. Before his skull could be smashed against the door it exploded, allowing him to die and respawn out of Zer0's grasp.
Skeleton self-destruct, always good for getting out of a pinch! Now...
>The skeleton then pointed at the door again, directing Zer0's attention to it.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkick it down!
>>11284176
I don't mind if I look weak. It just means people will underestimate me, which leads to their deaths. It's already happened once before! Some stupid demon girl thought that because I was a skeleton I wouldn't be a threat, and then I ended up shooting her dead.
>Craig slingshots Ryoma's hat away from him, adding further to his senseless acts of wanton annoyance.
Hey, you mentioned that dumb brat earlier. The one who fancies herself as an "ally of justice" and all that dumb shit. How'd you know about that, little man? Do you spend your time lurking in the shadows, watching what others do? Because that would make you a creep!
>>11284232
DON'T FORGET SHE'S LE EBIN DREEMSHADE HUNTER!
>>11284232
Anon, you bitch and moan like Baron. Do you really want to be Baron?
>>11284256
Already forgotten. Next, please!
>>11284279
Look, just help them already! Can't you see their problem is literally bursting through their skirt?!
>Nobody reads your RP
:<
>>11284279
Kid... Some things on this earth are worth fighting for
>>11284185
>I never actually tried that ability out since I hardly ever put points into the Cunning tree. The kunai sound dope though.
>>11284193
>Matt is just walking towards the barrel of a sniper rifle aimed right at his forehead. Whether he cares or not, Zer0 is certainly ready to put up a fight: "K1LL".
>>11284323
>The skeleton's skull explodes, causing a shocked Zer0 to drop his entire body on the ground: "!?!". Then, Craig respawns next to him and orders him to kick down the door, much to the assassin's chagrin. Again: ">_<".
Ugh.
>Zer0's head droops to look at the floor. He weakly plucks a grenade from his belt, arms it, and underhand tosses it at the door, blowing it to pieces.
There.
>>11284232
(Seems a little trivial to kill yourself over, no?)
How do you feel about forced orgasms?
>>11284359
Eh.
>>11284377
Patrician fetish
What do you prefer, these threads, or the /co/ games?
>>11284397
Kys TND
>>11284397
Are there other options?
>>11284323
You didn't need to throw my hat, you know.
But you're correct. She's extremely loud. It's impossible for someone to not hear her. As for what I think about it? I'm indifferent. I'm more of a vigilante type of person.
I do know that you're a big fan of her, however. You both fight all the time. It's as if you're both kids.
>>11284357
I don't see them here anymore. I think you may have scared him off. You look like you're about to rob a band.
>Ryoma moves to the side to get a better look at what the man's packing
...With katanas.
>>11284361
And those things would be what, exactly? You're not really fighting for anything meaningful like family or love.
>>11284377
>it's ight yo
>>11284397
The /co/games are great because people actually care for the tributes and you can laugh reading the reactions.
But /trash/ HG is great for CJing RP
>>11283937
>>11284004
>The sound of groaning is heard from the other side of the door as Shimakaze (male) falls to the ground, holding her (his) injured pair of nuts.
O-Owww...fuck...go away already you assholes! O-Or I'll call the cops!
>>11283950
>>11283950
>Shimakaze (Male) is thrown to the ground, staying on the floor as she (he) looks up at the man. After noticing that he isn't paying any attention to her (him), the boat tries to crawl away silently.
>>11284000
No thanks. That's the kind of guy that only looks like he's been to prison because he walks like he has a stick up his ass. He's useless.
>>11284375
Next time you pick up a new ava, Karen, don't make it flavor of the month bland moeshit.
>>11284397
/co/ games are irrelevant. Only a /co/games shill would post about it here.
>>11284397
I prefer the /co/ threads, because
>There's rules against having the same characters literally every time
>People provide commentary on noms that aren't they're own
>They're usually actual characters instead of dumb meme shit
>sidegames offer some interesting thematic matches
>Check up on desu to see who mentioned me lately
>All posts are namedrops
I challenge you guys to taste your own poop. You don't have to eat it just taste it and post a picture of you tasting your poop.
>>11284431
>The door has since exploded, wooden chunks and splinters falling onto the trap's body.
>>11284076
I see..
>She shrugs
>>11284431
>The man keeps arguing with the head, seemingly losing the debate as he finally agrees with the head before turning around to see the ship girl gone
Oh... Shit... The kombucha mushroom people must of taken her!
>>11284453
>It's all shitposting and thanking me for hosting
>>11284076
>>11284485
I ship it
>>11284369
>With the door blown open Craig immediately storms Shimakaze's house, leaving Zer0 on the ground. Cupping his hands around his mouth, the skeleton calls out for Shimakaze.
OI, TRAPPY! COME OUT! I'VE GOT A GUN WAITING FOR YOU! SHIMAKAZEEEEEEEEEE!
>>11284431
>Craig then spies Shimakaze on the floor after accidentally stepping on him.
Oh, there you are!
>Craig grabs Shimakaze by his collar and drags him outside, to let him enjoy the beauty of nature before blowing his brains out.
Any last words? I mean you'll respawn, but still...just like, pretend you're gonna die for real here.
>>11284421
I love how you contradicted yourself just then. "Big fan" in one sentence, "fighting all the time" in the next! You're in no position to be calling anybody a kid, short stuff. Besides the actual kids roaming around these parts, you're the closest thing to a child here.
>>11284431
>>11284421
I ship it.
>>11284437
Calm yourself, anon. Realize you're upset about a person you don't like playing an anime girl on the internet.
>>11284498
why?
FUCKING HOST ALREADY!
>>11284511
>Zer0 was never on the ground. Right now, he walks in behind Craig, whistling a jaunty digital tune. His helmet is beaming out a quarter note music symbol.
>>11284369
>Matt starts walking faster, not caring of the gun in his face
I've been shot before and I probably will be again
>>11284421
Sometimes ya got to make things meaningful for you
I'll host if Mitsuki doesn't enter.
>>11284533
Let's do something with the theater
test
>>>/co/94985970
I DEMAND GAMES
>>11284546
I'll host if Mitsuki promises to enter
>>11284421
Actually, I'm a barber. Those are for taking a little off the top. Or bottom. I don't judge my customers.
>>11284574
Use the whole URL.
>>>/b/743608575
>>11284536
>Craig lets go of Shimakaze's collar and drops him to the floor, letting him writhe in pain and despair over his incoming death. Turning to face Zer0, the skeleton speaks.
Honestly, I've never really delved into the "torture" aspect of killing people. I've always been straight to the point - a bullet to the brain, or the heart or whatever. You seen like a practiced torturer, would you be willing to teach me some of your ways? I'll totally forgive you for that vending machine mishap if you do. And besides, we couldn't have picked a more deserving target for it!
>this fucker got me banned
hahahaha fucking kill me right now
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/94985876/#94985970
>>11284604
>one guy one jar
Of all the things to remember...
>>11284538
>The assassin snickers once before raising the barrel of his sniper rifle and shooting another bullet through the stool, cracking it in half.
>>11284615
>Zer0 shakes his head: "N0".
This was just for fun
and for unfinished business.
I do not torture.
>>11284618
w-what
>>11284588
(Sure.)
>>11284636
>massages your feet
>>11284636
"Do not torture." Pfft, c'mon. You've shot off both of his nuts! I can't imagine how torturous that would be, especially with how fond he is of his dick.
BEGONE, BARUSU
>>11284669
>Enjoys this for a little bit until he has to go back to RP.
>>11284680
>Zer0 shrugs.
A necessity.
Plus, I was paid to do this.
Should have mentioned that.
>>11284669
Kill your fucking self.
>>11284665
Don't make this weird, I planned on doin' it anyways. Pissing off that faceless guy is just the icing on the cake.
>First 24/36/48 I'll adjust as needed
>>11284511
In my eyes, justice is subjective. I did what I did in the past because the Yakuza needed to learn their lesson. They needed to pay for what they've done, and I wanted them eradicated. To let them live means they'll eventually harm others the same way they did to me. Tell me, is that not justice? Killing them may not be seen by many as justice, but to me it was satisfying.
And just so you know, I'm a lot older than you think I am. I'm old enough to be thrown away and forgotten.
>>11284590
And the suit? I've never seen a barber dressed like that. Not to be rude, but I can't see anyone going to you for a haircut. Mercenaries aren't usually the best for that, are they?
>>11284763
Hoshi Ryoma
>>11284763
Reigen Arataka
>>11284763
Squirrel Eating Pizza
>>11284763
Zer0
>>11284763
Elias Ainsworth
>>11284763
Draco
>>11284763
Mitsuki Nase
(Thanks, Rig-chan)
>>11284763
You Nadacuckme
>>11284706
>>11284753
You both need to stop. I'm not meant to be bullied.
>>11284763
Johnny
>>11284763
Inkling
>>11284763
Ash Crimson
>>11284763
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11284763
Gascoigne
>>11284763
Baki Hanma
>>11284763
Major
>>11284763
FYXE
>>11284763
Reverse Mabel
>>11284763
Ikkun
>>11284763
Lord Escanor
>>11284763
Hansel and Gretel
>>11284763
Statler and Waldorf
>>11284763
The Ding Dongs
>>11284763
Sonata Dusk
>>11284763
Noroi
>>11284763
Uncle Grizzly
>>11284763
Emoji Shooter
>>11284763
Star Butterfly
>>11284763
Serge
>>11284763
Lee Yong Jin
>>11284763
The Kanker Sisters
>>11284763
Irotsuki
>>11284763
Bubsy
>>11284853
KILL
YOURSELF
AUSSA
>>11284763
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11284763
Jareth
>>11284854
stop
>>11284763
Agrias Oaks
>>11284763
Boipussy
>>11284856
Don't bully my wife
>>11284763
Doppelganger Arle
>>11284763
Steve Albini
>>11284763
Natsuki Subaru
>>11284763
Time Flies
>>11284868
>>11284883
No duplicates.
>>11284763
Floyd Mayweather
>>11284763
Reverse Star
>>11284745
Paid? Somebody's paying you to shoot people? I've gotta get going, but you need to cut me in on that action! Before I go, can you tell me who?
>>11284773
In my eyes justice is trash, so I couldn't tell you anything about it. I've never bothered with caring for it. Tell ya what kid, I've got some business back home that I've been neglecting and I should really get to it. You just remember who it was that ruined your day: Me! Craig!
>Craig again removes one of his ribs and throws it to the floor, causing it to explode into a puff of smoke. This time when the smoke clears, the skeleton is no longer there.
>>11284763
James Storm
>>11284763
Hisami Touji
>>11284763
Arle Nadja
>>11284773
That's so no one will notice if things went wrong for the customer.
>>11284895
Anonymous
>>11284888
kek
>>11284763
The Blackest Knight
>>11284888
I'm a little worried about your comment. Is that how you see me? Because I'm not that kind of boy.
>>11284763
Late Go
I'd really appreciate a spot...
>>11284928
fuccboi
>>11284928
well, there's only one way to find out if you're being truthful Drop your pants.
>>11284763
Which code?
>>11284894
>I'm stealing this. But thank you!
>>11284928
shut up and suck on my balls faggot
>>11284945
Got one in mind? I was just gonna use the war code.
>>11284966
How about the theater one posted at the top of the thread?
>>11284889
Nigger!
>throws beer bottle
>>11284763
Gordon
>>11284895
You mean the cake thing? I've forgotten about that. I've got more things to worry about than that. Just remember that you haven't ruined my life, so I won't be concerned with what you do in the long run.
>>11284916
I...don't know what you mean by that. You're not wearing camouflage.
>>11284966
Do one with lots of KILLING AND DEATH!
>>11284974
I really want to know, is that your code or something?
>>11284966
There's this one
>>11283472
>>11284763
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>11284974
>Yeah alright, I looked it over. Gimme a sec to re-enter.
>>11284928
You dont?
>>11284966
This! Please make this mister!
>>11284988
>>11285004
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>11285000
fuck of kamina
>>11284990
Why do you ask?
RIP Johnny
>>11285022
lol dumbass
>>11284935
That term is overused, don't you think? I've had that yelled at me so many times that I'm not bothered by it at all! You might as well stop it and never call me that again because it doesn't bother me.
>>11284939
You know this is sexual harassment, right? Don't you have better things to do than to boss me around like that? There are plenty of beautiful girls around here that you can bother instead.
>>11284948
That's not polite to say, anon. Please don't say that to me. I deserve better.
>>11285011
I don't I guess. I'm a man, not a boy. I've got proof to back it up too.
>>11284987
I forget where this gag was going, so... yeah. See you in the arena?
>>11285025
Hey, that's not very nice.
Buy my 5 dollar backpack mods
>>11285039
Not for long.
>Her brother pulls out the axe he's been carrying
Hit me with those swaps, the show starts soon and we don't wanna miss it.
>>11285070
I accept this challenge.
>>11284933
>>11284773
>>11285070
Swap.
>>11285070
Ready and coming at ya at the speed of dial-up!
>>11285070
>>11284923
>>11284886
>>11285049
Not this time. I'll be on the sideline for this one. You can feel at ease knowing that Killer Tennis isn't participating this time.
>>11285070
My position looks fine. Start quickly, I have prey to hunt.
>>11285070
Begin.
>>11285070
Rig for me, Shion!
>>11285070
I hope you're happy letting cancer nufags into your games
>>11285070
>>11285111
>implying midfags aren't the real cancer
>>11285070
It's the sun guy sora mea!
Let's wait until day. Then we can have fun, fratele mau.
>>11285070
You may begin.
>>11285111
>nufags
*nufag
Mitsuki is the only cancer in there.
>>11285064
Y-Yeah? Well, you know what is for long? Me! So long! Hope I never see you guys again!
>Subaru scoots himself away from the scary twins
>>11285070
Looks good, baka.
>>11285070
I'm ready to head out myself.
>>11285122
t. nufag
>>11285111
If you're not gonna name them then the host has no reason to care.
does anyone know if Araragi Karen from Monogatari is available to ava?
>>11285134
But today any sort of homo-erotic actions are considered family friendly under the libta- I mean, it's totes PG!
>>11285145
Go for it.
Pick up Mitsuki and Ochako while you're at it.
>>11285125
Hmph, so we are in the same district?
Careful now. I would rather avoid burning a bunch of kids.
>>11285000
>>11284866
>>11285070
>late again
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>11285175
post your ava and I'll swap you
oh wait, I know you fucking wont
>>11285154
Leave Ochako alone
>>11285144
I know who he's talking about I just don't give a shit.
>>11285167
past the cutoff sorry.
>The chatter quiets down and the lights dim as the show is about to begin, a large round man with a nice top hat comes out on the stage and reminds you to not be a fucking asshole and to turn your cellphone off.
I'd post a song but I'm drawing a blank on relevant things.. oh well.
>>11285190
Karen is Ochako
>>11285193
Since when did you become a five-star director? Last I remember you were a s**t.
>>11285193
This isn't what I meant by rig it for me.
>>11285193
A theatre? No, I thought this was a cage match, or something.. Agh.. Well, this is fine. Since I stumbled in here by accident I don't see any reason why I can't just take advantage of the moment and relax, I guess. Better than patting my pockets, turning around, and leaving, looking stupid, anyway. Let's see what's in store.
>>11285193
>>11285193
>She keeps her wings folded tight and her tail close by as she sneaks into the crowd, trying her best not to make a scene.
>>11285130
>They laugh innocently, but it slowly becomes menacing as they watch him run.
He's so easy to scare sora mea, should we chase him?
I think it is better to let him stay afraid, it's more fun that way!
>>11285162
That's more like it. We'll be careful!
Yeah, but you should be more careful. We're not always so nice.
>>11285193
A play? Gretel, we get to be the phantoms of the opera!
Shhh, fratelle mau. It's starting.
>>11285193
>Mabel lights a cigar as she giggles wickedly from her balcony seat, wearing a fancy blue dress for the occasion.
>>11285193
This theater shall STAND!
>>11285193
Do they actually -pay- these people to ruin their lines? Give me that script and ten minutes and I could put on a performance that'll blow theirs out of the water.
>Uninterested in watching the play any further, Mitsuki whips out the book she's currently invested in, places her legs up on the balcony and continues reading.
>>11285207
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE
>>11285243
>gives script and 10 minutes
>>11285212
You should be fine, Gascoin wins a lo- Oh...
>>11285241
AND YOU SHALL FALL!
Now that the show has begun I have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. Everyone's just doing whatever the fuck they want, shouldn't we be watching a nice play? I would not go to the theater with you assholes.
...Can't lame that out for 9 rounds huh Mayweather?
>>11285282
>>11285282
>Mabel's pirate outfit is, like most of the rest of her outfits, baby blue. She tosses a navy blue bomb in one hand, the fuse getting dangerously close to the cigar in her mouth, and stands by a cannon, large enough to fire a person out of as she rolls it onto the stage.
I'm not sure what role this is for, but I'll definately steal the show!
>>11285282
Sorry I don't feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed as other people
>>11285282
>switches out the real gun for a prop one
Isn't this the wrong way around?
>>11285282
Get me a new gig.
This entire place is old.
And make it snappy.
>Zer0 dramatically flips the cellphone closed and puts it in his pocket.
>>11285282
I've got no idea why they suddenly approached me, handed me a real gun, and told me to use it in the play.. Isn't this supposed to be acting? All fake? Besides, this thing wouldn't kill anyone worth the air in their lungs anyway, and I'd feel cheap using it.. Maybe I misread the atmosphere here. This could prove interesting after all, if we really end up massacreing each other. All right, I've decided, then. I'll be the phantom of the opera! The monster that creeps around the rafters, pulling young actors to their deaths! That sounds fitting. Just have to get rid of this pointless gun first.
What's the difference between fascist dictator and communist dictator?
>>11285282
>Subaru furiously flips through the pages
Aha, here it is!
"The man that played the tree did it with such precision that it might fool viewers into thinking he was actually a tree. Such a marvelous performance."
I figured they would see how great I am. It's only a matter of time before they move me up on the totem pole.
>>11285262
Th-That's not what I meant, and you know it! It's called a hyperbole, y-you... Drop dead!
>>11285282
Is that supposed to be his armor? What's the budget for this play, twenty yen and an empty pizza box?
>The few times that she does pull her eyes away from the printed letter on the pages in front of her, it's to sneer at the actors on the stage and then quickly delving back into her book.
>>11284895
>>11284921
>Shimakaze (male) pathetically cries on the floor, her (his) blue skirt now tinted red with the ball sack blood. The ship is left totally at the mercy of the skeleton and the assassin.
>>11285282
>Arle really woulden't want to go in there.
>>11285327
One is honest and the other is a liar.
>>11285327
the first has a 50/50 chance of working
the second has never been tried
>>11285282
At least I did a sweet ass wres move before I died.
>>11285193
Not to say that I'm impressed with the show so far, I just think the choreography needs a little more "umpf" to it. Y'know what I mean? Aren't I supposed to be at the edge of my seat during these climactic fight scenes.
>>11285282
>The atmosphere is soaked with a fragrance of muster and 10-day old takeout.
>>11285282
>After sneaking in the switch room, Johnny spots on big lever in the middle of all the switches labeled: "BIG DADDY"
Huh, I guess this is the one for me.
>Johnny pulls on the level, triggering all the lights and pyrotechnics in the theater, sending all the other tributes running in a panic
That...was my bad.
>>11285282
Well I saw the seat first, and I am more beautiful than you are, so I should have the spot.
>>11285282
Was that your best throw?
You barely managed to pick me up, let alone throw me. And yet I was so kind as to let you attack me first.
I think it's time for quite the rude awakening.
>>11285167
Thank you very much for the spot! Though I didn't get in, you have nothing to fear. I shall take out my frustration on our pitiful hostess.
>>11285327
The order they are thrown from Helicopters.
Aha, see Mitsuki, this was my plan all along. That theater code anon was just a plant, all a clever ruse to put you in this sex event.
Truly, a victory.
>>11285314
Uhhh I don't know.
>>11285318
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives you a real gun, you make the news.
Anyways, our boy Gascoin has the voice of an angel as you can see, and I'm pretty sure that Squirrel's life is just fine. He's got some good lookin' 'za.
>>11285367
My deepest apologies for being too slow.
>>11285384
How do I get them to believe my performance is real? HOW DO I GET THEM TO THINK I'M ACTUALLY GOOD!?
This shouldn't be hard! It's just a stupid memory game!
>>11285384
>That theater code anon was just a plant, all a clever ruse to put you in this sex event.
>Truly, a victory.
BAITED FOR THIS EXACT EVENT!!!!
>>11285384
Sorry, I aints really gots the times for that sorta romance thing, you know? I can't let that get in the way of my art!
>>11285384
>the sudden stimulation during the event causes the man to instantly reach his peak power, despite it being night
>his entire body swells during the ordeal, completely covering the woman's body
>>11285384
>They just start singing nursery rhymes with an evil look on thier faces.
>>11285384
>A deafening silence, a disgusted glance and the huntress mouthing the words "Shine" is all that's offered to the crowd as she is pushed on-stage with the other man and told what to do.
>>11285435
Did you two have a nice flight after my hi-speed sled smacked you into the sky last game?
>>11285339
>The skeleton has since vanished, leaving just the assassin standing over Shimakaze. He bends down, getting on one knee while supporting himself with an arm over the other as he looks right into Shimakaze's eyes. His helmet is dark.
Nothing personal.
It was what I was paid for.
Would you rather die?
>>11285384
>>11285442
>>11285442
>implying you aren't enjoying this
Good luck tho, your man looks like this
>>11285430
What the fuck is merak doing
Will I get popular if I play moeshit too?
>>11285384
>The assassin's head goes kaboom in a shower of sparks and smoke.
What a spontaneous burst of activity there is today. And on the one day I couldn't be in the threads. Fuck me
Stay cool, HG.
>>11285442
Nice rp.
>>11285411
My dude, did you make an entire code just to slip in a couple of sex events to fuck with whoever hosted it?
Because if so holy shit that's some dedication, I commend you.
Not much of a surprise that the furries don't mind the furry's shitty performance, DAMN CIRLCLEJERKERS!
>>11285442
Look I know your mad but draining the audience's life isn't the answer here pal.
Hey Draco look, it's your biggest fan :3c
>>11285474
Not likely, no. You need good RP and a sudden, unexplained winning streak too.
>>11285496
>Hey Draco look, it's your biggest fan :3c
>>11285454
>>11285496
>>11285442
N-Noooo, it was a succubus!
>>11285470
What?
>>11285506
I have good RP.
Not so sure about the winning streak though...
>>11285496
>Wait hol up that event below mine
>Fuckin NIIIIIIIICE
>>11285496
I didn't do that but whoever made this code did. There's a fucking orgy and everything.
>>11285496
>Johnny was standing in the middle of the curtains when suddenly two invisible ghosts began taking turns at poking his shoulders
Hey! Cut it out! I don't like this!
>>11285449
Yes, we did, we soared so high.
We ought to repay her for that, shoulden't we sora mea?
Yes we should, fratele mau. You should give her the same gift we gave to the director.
>Hansel starts advancing towards mabel with a bloodied axe as they laugh.
>>11285496
Can we have somewhere to stay in the theater tonight? Pleaseeee.
>>11285533
Most codes I've seen have a few sex-related events. Quite a few of them have orgys
>>11285496
The theater scene from Psychonauts is nice, isn't it? It makes me feel good that I'm not a depressed person, ahaha!
>>11285496
You had some Dreamshades in your audience, host. You can thank yours truly for taking care of those parasites.
>She dusts off her hands and bows politely for the crowd, even though she receives no applause. In her hand, Mitsuki is clutching six or seven rocks of various sizes.
>>11285515
I-I didn't have draining sex with the entire public, you idiot! What kind of girl do you take me for?
>>11285533
I'm the one who made it, and I originally made it for /co/ HG threads.
>>11285470
Being suicidal and shitposting.
The usual basically.
>>11285562
So you don't take my soul for watching?
...phew
>/co/ still puts sex events into their codes
Some things never change.
>>11285529
Nothing gets you in the public eye faster than winning a bunch of games.
>>11285533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io
>>11285509
I had to, my entire life has been leading up to that joke, ever since i played the PC version of 007 Nightfire
I dunno about you guys but I'd really like to see that dancing machete duel, that sounds fucking awesome. Almost as awesome as my boy James Storm, sorry Sonata, your double isn't gonna win this one for ya.
>>11285578
Doesn't one of our people have sex events in their codes?
>>11285583
That's the LAST time you sneak up on me while I'm asleep! I don't want licks while I'm out! Please mind my personal space next time!
>>11285567
That nigga living the dream
>>11285583
>>11285496
>>11285509
oh my I guess it wasn't me
>>11285509
>Kissu
>>11285496
I added depth and definition.
Totally.
>>11285583
Sooo...can you sing? Me, I think I'm probably about tone-deaf.
>>11285496
>Baki is locked into a heel hook; his foot twisted medially and it breaks. He whips out a cheery ole grin across his face while he plants his dangle foot on the floor.
Do you have a knack for Martial Arts? If so, you've got plenty of talent to become a BJJ master.
>>11285583
>Charging 175-mph - Baki shreds a trail of rubble and billowing smoke as tackles the Blackest Knight.
>>11285614
What? are you a fan of me too? Was that the sick ironic joke to this whole thing?
>>11285621
No anon.
James Storm is going nuts, someone stop this madman.
Hah, I guess it was a flying squirrel! Who knew?
Don't worry Star, he already had that.
Johnny, man, I'm sorry. That's probably the most brutal fatal event in HG history.
>>11285562
Do you accept payment in the form of rigs?
>>11285655
Ooooh, scary. Hold that pose!
>>11285654
YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T WANNA SUE!
>>11285654
>>11285655
ily reimu
>>11285648
Not really, I just thought it was a funny final line. Most people aren't capable of coming up with stuff like that when they're in that kind of situation...
Gimme a sec making a new thread
>hosto bosto
>>11285547
>Mabel smirks smugly at them, cigar glowing in her mouth
I suggest you don't do that unless you want to take a flight out of my cannon