Roast me /trash/

>>11282553
Is this where you hide all your gold and coke?

>>11282553
really made me kown

>>11282925
what

>>11282553
Britty gud. My question is: why couldn't you hire/seduce a bitch to clean that mirror for you? Seriously. That one thing could raise your stock so much in this pic.

>>11284449
U heard me

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>>11282553

>>11282553
2 questions.
1. Are you living in a school locker room?
2. Did you print that anime picture on standard sheet paper and tape it to the wall?

>>11286506
well, yes

>>11286470
im lazy to do that

>>11286509
owo

>>11286566
1. maybe
2. yes

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I bet you didn't even take this picture, OP.

>>11286598
I guess you will never know

>>11286582
You're too lazy to get a woman to do it for you? Now you've lost me. Just flash some cash/abs. Are you new to being attractive? Reap the benefits, brah.

>>11282553
Nice Ricardo and Mortiguez cosplay, faggot.

>>11286659
Do i look attractive? For real?

>>11286734
Thanks

>>11286758
Fishing for compliments isn't attractive. Nor is lack of confidence. There's no accounting for taste, but yeah. I'd say guy in pic is around an 8. If that's really you? Well done. Use your sex appeal to get some maid bishes to clean that apartment

>>11282553
nigga

that's probably not you

>>11282553
Y-you're gay haha fag

>>11286758
You dont look attractive, you look hot.
If i came home from work to find a man like that, id bend 90° in a heartbeat.

Yes i fell for the bait.

>anime poster

Kys

>>11288500
always

>>11290048
I guess you will never know

>>11290124
Who knows?

>>11290278
Thanks ;)

>>11282553
Is that jizz on the mirror?
Is it yours?

>>11291590
Maybe maybe

you look like something bad or not idk roasting is not very nice

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rate me trash

>>11294234
make your own thread

>>11294039
well, he looks like a latino

>>11282553
get a shirt

>>11301285
No

The worst part of these is always the dirty mirror.
They make an effort to look good but the filth ruins it.
Find a better picture next time.

>>11282553
Blue exorcist is absolute garbage and it says a lot about your basic needs as a anime consumer

>>11305021
this

>>11294234
Good taste in footwear

>>11282553
what a gay

>>11282553
I can't

>>11309269
if you want

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>>11282553
You are handsome and it looks like you are a person with many possibilities to succeed in life. You are amazing and perfect, I wish I'd be like you. That's why you incite people to roast you, because you know you are perfect and people can't say nothing wrong of you. Luck in your life champ, but I bet you won't need it!

>>11312305
Thanks bru

>>11282553
Oh shit it's the Masked Royal

>>11282553
Hey we work together, I'm not gonna say who I am but I didn't know you were a filthy furry.

>>11313175
Did you mean Professor Kukui?

>>11313272
I'm not

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>I'm not OP
>>11313272
What about you?

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>>11282553
ur gay

>>11282553
Clean that disgusting mirror first.

>>11318792
maybe

yuck

>>11313945
delet this

>>11282553
are you living in a fucking dungeon?
Are you a vampire?
DIO?!?!

>>11322243
is that a jojo reference?

>>11322243
DIO is not black

>>11325709
>>11327278
>>11328761
>>11331906
Why you do this?

>>11332623
idk

>>11282553
3 days and still ugly af

show your true face

>>11282553
What's the point in roasting someone who spends their time on /trash/? They already don't have a life and are a degenerate.

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rate me /trash/

>>11337108
rainbow dash/10

>>11282553
Legitimately would suck you off/10

>>11282553
ur a faget

LOL BURNED!

>>11338489
He's already burned bc he's black

>>11339744
Kek