[HG] Hunger Games
I need to get this off my chest.
I want to fuck Fyxe
Call me a furry, I don't fucking care.
I want to grab her by her slutty tail and fuck her.
I want her to scratch my fucking eyes out, but I'd still be fucking the everloving shit out of her.
I want her to rip my throat out with her sharp sexy teeth, but I'd still be fucking her like the slut she is.
I want her to release all of her bodily fluids in an attempt to gross me out, shit and piss everywhere.
But guess what, asshole. I'd smear my huge erect cock in her shit, and then I would continue to rape her.
I want her to scream and yell as loud as she can
>M MUH RP IS THE BEST, FUCK YOU ANON, YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
but I wouldn't care. I would bite into her fucking hairy throat and draw blood, I would drink her filthy fucking blood while fucking her tight piss stained pussy until she passes out.
I would violently push my erect member into her disgusting filthy hole until I fill it completely with my pure white cum, my semen, my legacy.
>ITADAKIMASU
I would scream, as I dive in for seconds, finishing on her whore body this time around.
I would then return the favor by covering her in my own brown shit, straight into her mouth and vagina.
>FROM SHIT YOU WERE BORN, AND INTO SHIT YOU WILL RETURN
-bible fucker, verse 6
And as my future legacy rests in a pool of my shit and her pussy juices, I will finally walk away.
But then, a revelation would come upon me.
>Oh shit, that bitch ripped my throat out
And then I would die.
I want to fuck Fyxe
>>11281268
>t. Grimes
>>11281294
>t. Grimes
kys Asswhore
>>11281268
>tfw stuck on the 5th special stage
https://pastebin.com/hAKiWviM
>>11281384
>39
>>11281384
REMOVE NUFAGS
>>11281268
I guess it's the price of fame...
>>11281384
Goodbye top 10, hello irrelevancy
>>11281384
>1 point away from top 10.
Wanna try the Christmas code next? It's gotta be better than that last ducking code
>>11281384
>advanced nearly 400 places
>>11281396
poor skeleton
HEY HG HERE'S SOME HUGE DICK FROM FTT
>>11281408
*fucking
>>11281384
>>11281399
I'll be out of top ten tomorrow.
>>11281408
Sure why not? Link it'll and I'll host a 36.
>>11281423
So you're the ones shitposting
>>11281403
You'll always be in my top 10, Fyxe.
>>11281423
We already have Rin
>>11281443
Go ahead and countershitpost if you dare.
>>11281384
One more kill damnit
>>11281439
Jzf1t1Si
>>11281466
that seems rather redundant
why are we talking about my dick again
>>11281384
>40
Guess that's not so bad considering little I enter
>>11281453
Oh yeah?
Sweet! Thank you anon.
What number am I? I hope it's #7. I love the number 7!
>>11281492
Like 3.
>>11281384
>87
Slowly but surely
>>11281466
Nah mate we're good.
If you're interested in trying out this Winter Code step right up! I'd like 36 volunteers.
>>11281533
Ruri Chan
>>11281514
Oh. Damn, that's pretty high. It's a cool number I like it.
>kissu
Good luck on the next game if you're entering
>>11281533
FYXE
>>11281533
Seventeen
>>11281533
Hansel and Gretel
>>11281384
There was a competition for this?
Then we better start killing, brother.
>>11281533
Mitsuki Nase
>>11281533
Arle Nadja
>>11281533
The Perfect Waifu
>>11281533
Elias Ainsworth
>>11281533
Saber
>>11281533
Sven the Terrible
>>11281533
Gascoigne
>>11281533
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11281533
best host euw
>>11281533
Ikkun
>>11281533
BEOWULF
>>11281533
Marjane Satrapi
>194
>>11281533
An Explosive Girl
>>11281533
James Storm
>>11281533
Joker
>>11281533
Bathtub Man
>>11281533
Lord Escanor
>>11281533
Joe and Petunia
>>11281533
Araragi Koyomi
>>11281533
Zer0
>By the way, is Carlton here?
>>11281560
I agree
>>11281533
Phil Kessel
>>11281533
Tilly
>>11281533
Bakugou's Mother
>>11281533
Kishin Sagume
>>11281569
Change name to "horsecock" please.
>>11281533
Inkling
>>11281533
The Berserker
>>11281533
Junko's dad
>>11281533
Thornton Karlsefni
>>11281533
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11281578
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH
THE FUCKING NUMBERS
>>11281612
do not do this
>>11281533
Darla Dimple
>>11281533
The Hurting.
>>11281533
CRESH
>>11281533
Doppelganger Arle
>>11281617
Thorfinn
>How the...?
>>11281533
Reverse Mabel
>>11281533
Lana's mother
>>11281533
Tomo Aizawa
>>11281597
The one and only!
Yo, 4ChanX bro. Can I get a new UID check on this roster?
>>11281533
Ezreal
>>11281533
Revy
>>11281658
that only works if you keep the page open the entire time, no tabbing out
>>11281658
new ids:
everyone in this thread, 4chan is just glitched literally everbody has only made their first post in this thread
>>11281533
Fujiwara no Funokou
>>11281533
Reigen Arataka
Check 'em
>>11281629
I think this is the cutoff
>>11281698
>44 uids
Bump.
>>11281698
Switch >>11281629
>>11281645
>>11281655
So, I wanted to overlay the gif of dancing Carlton on the wincard instead of a static image, but I couldn't find a good way to do it via ezgif. Also, that gif is like the one full body shot of him in existence, so apologies for the crap quality.
>>11281698
Ahhh......
It's time to cleanse the fakes...again.
>>11281704
>wanting all this cancer in the game
>>11281634
>>11281635
>>11281643
>>11281645
>>11281646
>>11281655
>>11281666
>>11281667
>>11281687
>>11281691
No thanks.
>>11281580
>>11281698
Just barely missed it, huh? Fine. I'll use this chance to scope out the competition.
>>11281698
Swap
>>11281578
>>11281666
>194
BUMP THE GAME KAMINA
>>11281721
>>11281698
Begin.
2 more I'm bumping.
>>11281667
Look who it is.
She's not an angel at all.
Does this mean she has all the time in the world to play with us now?
>>11281750
Shrimp
bump this shit or I'm hosting over with the best games ever
>>11281713
Thank you very much!
>>11281750
Strong Mad
>>11281721
Post your ava and I tell you why it's even more cancerous.
>>11281768
Hi Reigen.
>>11281708
Thank you very much young man.
>>11281776
HOLY SHIT SHE HAS LOLI-TITS.
>>11281736
Hey, thanks! Looks like you get to keep your spot though, the game's getting bigger.
>>11281787
>seems like it
>>11281773
Hi Reigen.
>>11281785
The black guy in the back just staring is Kamina
Waiting for the right moment
Hi Reigen.
>>11281698
>Could you change my name to Thorfinn.
>>11281774
I don't know who you're mistaking me for, but make sure it doesn't happen again. I'm Garou. The hero hunter, a monster in the flesh. Make the adjustment, unless you want me to prove it to you.
>>11281776
Hey what can I say? The Hurting is a gentlema-.. Chair.
>>11281754
>I don't think that's an actual ava. Just an entry. The Revy avafag left long ago.
>>11281816
Thorfagg*
>>11281836
Smart fag then.
>>11281754
Maria on the right.
>>11281846
Laughed harder than I should have.
>>11281816
I knew it was spelled like that but I thought that I was mistaken. Sorry but I already started.
I hope you packed the right clothing, it's about to get a bit chilly in here.
>>11281836
>Thanks for the gif.
>>11281849
>They do look alike don't they.
>>11281866
is she going to put me in the hospital?
>>11281863
>heist with joker
RIGGED
t.not a bank clerk
>>11281863
>Her basic, casual clothes couldn't warm her to the cold and harsh climate of the winter arena
>>11281863
From the looks of it, I already have my doomsday device. You'll melt the polar ice the moment you touch it
>>11281863
>Zer0 stands next to the two other tributes, bearing the gift of...an urn full of blood from a recent assassination target.
Merry Christmas.
>>11281863
I didn't even know I had a grandma.. And the reality that I had one mixed with the heart-wrenching realization that she was killed by Santa Claus himself at the exact same time is the perfect motivation for my villainous backstory. I can feel it now. I'm definitely one step closer to becoming a true monster. I'll kill everyone here to prove that, and to avenge my dead grandma. Goodbye, grandma. You always did make the best zucchini bread.
>>11281809
Master Kamina! They figured it out! Abort operation Loli-Eater! I repeat, abort operation Loli Eater!
>>11281890
woah epic edgy lol
>>11281870
Why? Want us to play doctor?
>>11281863
Was I supposed to bring something? Oh.
>She awkwardly pats the pockets of her jacket, looking for anything to give. In the end, Mitsuki just throws some pocket change in the newborn's crib and takes off again.
>>11281863
I am 287 pounds of folded steel, and sex appeal!
AWOO!
>>11281897
I hope you die.
>>11281898
because maria is going to put you all in the fucking hospital if you shitposter her ONE MORE TIME
>>11281898
please don't
>>11281863
Wait, this isn't the party...
>>11281902
I'm gonna shag the fuck out of Mitsuki in about 11.53 minutes.
>>11281894
It's too late! You're surrounded!
>>11281866
I made that gif ages ago when I first tried teaching myself editing. Never thought it would end up bein used, let alone here.
Garou must be asking for more heroes to kill, Santa don't listen to him.
Can Reigen defeat his greatest enemy? A bathtub? He better call BM.
Cute Squid.
>>11281938
Not him but can I request a gif of you helicoptering your own dick?
>>11281898
Want me to cut you into 30000 pieces before your body recognize that you're dead?
>>11281940
Storm-chan. Not like this. We're from.. Different promotions.
... Alright you can kill me now.
>>11281940
Ice fishin' is boring when your all by yourself.
>>11281940
>The hens take roost on the assassin's head and two shoulders as he sits cross-legged on the ground. His helmet projects out either contemplation or annoyance: "...".
Bawk bawk.
>>11281946
Sure. You can request anything you want! Getting me to honor your request is the issue.
>>11281940
>The bathwater freezes Bathtub Man solid, preserving his body for future archiologists to find
For those who care. It's Christmas so say a few nice words will ya'?
>>11281972
Sweet! Thanks
>waits patiently for the gif to be delivered
>>11281940
Dear Santa Claus,
I heard what you did to my grandmother. You think that I'm going to let something like that pass without hunting you down? Unheard of. I offer you two options, Mr. Claus. The first option I have for you is five days to prepare. You can build fortification, lock yourself underground, or travel to some desolate location on the Earth, but I will find you, and I will kill you. And I will make it slow. Your second option is to meet me halfway, and accept my challenge to one versus one combat. You against me, and if you try anything funny, I'll make your death slow and agonizing. Accept my offer, and I will end you quickly and without pain. You would do best to follow my instructions, as your death is inevitable. I would also like to receive the Official Hero Guidebook Version 2 next Christmas. Thank you.
Happy Holidays, Hero Killer Garou.
>>11281960
>that bulge
unf...
>>11281980
The hurting was like a brother to me.. I think we'll all miss his shiny red glare..
>>11281910
Then we will take her to our hospital. Free of charge.
>>11281915
>The twins slowly begin to advance.
What's wrong? Are you scared?
>>11281949
So angry. We don't like jerks who are angry. They get violent. They've never been on the other side.
>>11281940
>The sun worshipper wants the vampire twins for christmas. What did he mean by this?
>>11281940
>>11281925
Are you into guro? I sure hope so.
>Whatever lumpy mass is still left of her eye limply dangles out of her eyesocket, offering a rather nauseating sight for anyone that makes the mistake of looking in her direction.
>>11281980
Having my eye shot out didn't kill me?
>She feels at her face and the gaping hole that was added to it not moments before.
I'm going to regret not finding a hospital when the adrenaline wears off.
>>11281983
I never agreed to your request though.
>>11281863
>Ezreal is quite literally thrown off of the Polar Express, the conductor grabbing him by the shirt collar and throwing him out the window while the train is still moving. Ezreal rolls with the fall, ensuring that he doesn't damage himself in some way. The stuffed toy gets thrown out along with him, for reasons incomprehensible to him.
Why would they throw this thing out too? It's not even my toy.
>>11281940
>The flames creep up the log and threaten to burn Ezreal's hands as he juggles it back and forth, looking for an appropriate place to drop it. Eventually he stumbles across Reverse Mabel's house and hurls it through her window, setting the place alight.
Hope there's nobody home. Burning to death is a horrible way to die.
>>11281980
Just a few nice words?
In the spirit of today:
Happy Hanukkah.
>>11281995
This is not the place for that. Keep it out of the ring.
>>11282003
Huh? This is HG though, I can just interpret your post as agreeing with whatever I said without actually reading it.
Now where's that helicockter gif you promised me?
>>11282025
So.... there's a place for it?
Darla is creeping me out with that picture.
Someone hurry up and ice her.
Lord Escanor just killed your waifu.
I just realized Fyxe is back to her dog form.
>>11282000
Perfect for skullfucking desu
>>11282037
This. I'd go full Serbian Film all over Mitsuki.
>>11282034
You built this? By yourself? Very impressive, but I feel like it's lacking something. A new coat on the walls, maybe. I think red would go well. Either of you two want to volunteer yourselves to be the paint?
>>11282034
That. That worked?!
>>11281998
Why, you two would make nice target practices.
Vampires hate sun, do they not? I was just wondering how quickly your bodies would turn to ash.
And don't bother begging for mercy. Under your child facade, I know full well that you are bloodthirsty killers.
I've dealt with your ilk before. The Vampire King begged me not to kill him, on his knees.
His sin was souring my mood, and he paid for it, dearly.
>>11282033
Next door. Some place all.. Ee Ar Pea or something. I don't know about other promotions, I'm brand loyal.
>>11282034
>>11282057
Just as confused as you are but I'm not one to question the nonsense of the arena.
>>11282034
STAIN KILLED JUNKO'S DAD!
WHAT A TWIST!
>>11282034
>The assassin keeps diligent watch over the top of the snow fort, only his head and fingers poking over the top as he surveys the chilling landscape: "...".
>>11282055
>Zer0 turns around to hear one of the two men he's with talk about painting the walls. His helmet projection changes: "?".
Just try to paint snow.
You will be unsuccessful.
And we don't have paint.
>>11281902
>>11281925
>>11282000
Heart's still beating.
>Shags the fuck out of Mitsuki
>>11282090
COWA-FUCKING-BUNGA!
>>11282034
Well... It's winter after all. I suppose my fur grew back naturally because of the cold temperature... Or something like that
>>11282026
I'll have it delivered to you by the year 40,002.
I hope Beowulf buys the ability to draw a dime, otherwise he's wasting his time.
Mitsuki's got a crush~
I too would like a snowman family.
Stain's earning his name in this game.
>>11282116
Friday you say? You're the best, cock gif anon!
>resumes patient waiting
>>11281925
>11.53 minutes.
>19:19:14
>19:30:44
>11.53 minutes
>>11282094
>>11282118
>His non-existent lungs. Every day Zer0 dies in some artificial way that makes no sense. Thus is the Hunger Games. That doesn't make him any less pissed as he respawns outside the Arena: "#$@#%!".
>>11282118
WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY? Just because you're booking doesn't mean you can talk down to your performers!
... I'll have you know I was buying a new chair..
>>11282058
Now we get it. We thought you were going to be kind. Looks like even priests are nothing but monsters.
>>11282118
Let's make some snow angels Sagume!
Press F.
>>11282093
Not the smartest man in the world, are you? Of course we have paint, just not the conventional kind. You just have to crack open a skull or two to find it, and it'll come pouring right out. Maybe we'll find some after I bust that mask of yours open. Come find me in that arena and I'll make quirk work of you. Provided you don't trip and break your neck first.
awa?
Santa Claus getting some tonight.
>>11282187
I already died,
but that is irrelevant.
You will find no blood.
>The assassin thumps his fist against the side of his helmet. At the same time, his helmet projection changes yet again: "B33P". Then again: "B00P". Then back to "B33P". And over and over again as he proves his point.
>>11282212
awa~
>>11282221
We're flying! Hahahahah!
>>11282221
Please send these people home, I have no need for such loud and disturbing annoyances.
How do you manage to make every character you play shit, Baron?
>>11282222
You're a robot, then? So I assume you're either not the core body of whoever's controlling you, or you just aren't worth taking out in the first place. Tell me, where can I find the heroes around here? You look like someone who would know. Obviously I'll need to reduce you to scrap after you answer, but I'll do that regardless, so hurry up.
Hold up guys Fireshot is trying to crash on me here.
>>11282266
thanks aikawa
>>11282212
Yes?
>>11282240
Looks like you're blasting off again
>>11282212
>awa?
Sounds that I want Aikawa to make when my dick's halfway up his asshole #3.
>>11282169
Priest? I think you have the wrong idea.
While it is true that I worship the sun, I am no priest.
I am a member of an elite group of knights, the seven deadly sins. A group formed to combat demons, evildoers, and monsters such as yourselves.
I, as the sin of pride, am the strongest among my comrades.My power peaks at noon, and drops down during the night, as the sun rises and falls.
And although I have been called a monster by even my own kind, I assure you, I am very much human.
In fact, I am the very pinnacle of humanity.
But if you want mercy so badly, I shall give it to you. No harm in letting a few small-fries slither along the ground, is there?
>>11282265
>The assassin makes his answer clear and concise, staying silent immediately afterwards as her helmet does the talking: "X".
No idea.
>>11282259
Baron's special, very special.
Okay.
You guys want The Good News or the Bad News first?
>>11282325
bad news
>>11282325
The Good News, of course.
>>11282319
I see. Unfortunate, I'll have to keep looking. Alright, then. Take your combat stance if you want to, or just close your eyes, and make sure you let people know about the monster named Garou who annihilated you. You've got five seconds.
>>11282325
You can no longer host because Fireshot gave out on you, but you're handing the code over to someone so they can finish it for you?
Tell me how close I am.
>>11282325
Always bad news first.
I want Muffet to rape me
>>11282364
>>11282335
I lost the game.
>>11282345
My FireShot is working again and I saved the roster so if you want me to restart I can.
>>11282362
You got parts correct.
>>11282376
I want to facefuck Muffet with a running blender.
>>11282379
>reminding me about The Game
Fuck you man
>>11282240
>Mabel lets out a sinister giggle as she watches the two she hit with her sled go flying off into the distance. They even make a cute little twinkle
See you two later!
>>11282379
What is it with hosts bailing recently?
>>11282379
Oh. That has happened to me plenty of times. Just resimulate the game and continue where you left off.
>>11282221
Hmmm, I have stolen a LOT of stuff.
But I saved the world.
That has to balance out right?
>>11282361
>The assassin is still silent. Suddenly, he holds up his hand, palm open and faction Garou as he holds it at equal level with his head. His helmet has gone dark.
>Then, he raises one finger.
>A second later, he raises another.
>Another second. A third.
>Another second. A fourth.
>Another second...
>Zer0 is dashing forward, blade drawn, aiming it right for Garou's gut.
>>11282427
>faction
*facing
Do not RP while trying to study.
>>11282427
Cringe in byte form.
>>11282408
I mean, it'd be a whole lot easier for me to do that.
>>11282318
A knight you say? We pictured them to be shining in metal. Not murdering for sport.
It's ok to admit it, we do it too! We did a long time ago. We've been having fun ever since.
Just admit it and come play with us! Monster.
>>11282406
>They giggle to each other as they fall, winking back as they accept thier fate.
See you soon!
>The assassin is still silent. Suddenly, he holds up his hand, palm open and faction Garou as he holds it at equal level with his head. His helmet has gone dark.
>Then, he raises one finger.
>A second later, he raises another.
>Another second. A third.
>Another second. A fourth.
>Another second...
>Zer0 is beating himself off, aiming the head of his throbbing android cock right for Garou's mouth.
Fuck, marry, kill, pass
Go
>>11282427
>"H-Hayai!" Garou thinks, (tn: "h-he's fast!"). Garou barely has time to react to the quick preemptive strike, not expecting the robot to go on the offensive in the slightest, but he manages to get a glimpse of the blur as he's attacked and jump into the air out of the way. He looks down at his opponent and takes position midair, preparing to strike downwards.
>"SHINE!" yells Garou (tn. "DIE!") thrusting himself towards the ground with air pressure alone and karate chopping Zer0 in half. You can't dodge or avoid this you die.
Heh.
Too easy.
>>11282481
fuck: myself
marry: the woman of my dreams
kill: all these thots
pass: by the bar later to crack a cold one with the boys
>>11282481
kill fuck marry pass
>>11282481
Fuck LD
Marry LD
Pass on the rest
>>11282481
Fuck, Kill, pass, Marry.
>>11282481
Marry, Kill, Fuck like a madman, Pass.
>>11282486
Gave me a chuckle.
>>11282481
Fuck: none of those /co/ thrash
Kill: All the /co/ thrash
Pass: 3d girls
Marry: My future waifu
>>11282459
>Mabel pouts before taking a stick of blue dynamite out of her pocket and holding it up to the magical blue cigar in her mouth.
Let's see how your snow fort fares against this kinda fire-power
>>11282486
>Zer0 is chopped in half. Each half of him stands, dumbly and immobile, Garou's hand still in-between the two of them, hand still clutching the blade in mid-strike.
>Then, the hologram explodes.
>>11282530
OH SHIT
Is the game still going?
>>11282481
fuck fuck fuck pass
>>11282536
>it was just a hologram
>>11282522
I want to fuck this qt who is she?
>>11282546
It's over, you won. Congratulations, anon!
>>11282530
NA-NANI?
>>11282551
(She's an AU version of a character from GRavity Falls)
Away from home, is this where I'm meant to be?
>>11282530
NANI?!
>Garou also explodes, not able to react in time and falling victim to the hologram trap.
>Luckily, he was wearing explosionproof armor underneath his outfit and survives.
>>11281384
When are we going to be having a reset? How long does one "season" of this last?
>>11282494
You really want to attempt that, pal?
>>11282530
>>11282569
BY GOD AS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
>>11282583
Everything about that image sickens the wulfman. Dirty creature, I demand you remove it at once.
>>11282565
Then I'll fuck her extra hard.
>>11282481
Make way for supreme taste man.
Fuck the green thing
Marry Jenny. Robots are cool as hell.
Pass the goth. She's nice and all, but I'd rather befriend her.
Kill Bubblegum. Fuck that bitch.
>>11282569
>The blast strikes Garou, although it doesn't kill him. As the man is still reeling from the explosion, Zer0 reappears right in his peripheral vision, phasing in from thin air piece-by-random-piece until his full form is visible. His helmet projection doesn't change during the entire process, and just keeps on laughing at the man: ":D".
Deceived.
>>11282469
Oh, I do indeed wear armor. But as noon reaches, my body grows into a colossal size, often breaking it, which is why you won't usually see me wearing it.
And you must be sorely mistaken. I do not kill for sport. I would never strike down a random person who has nothing to do with me. Even as they cower, and call me a monster. I hold no hatred for them, because they are beneath me.
I shall only kill if you endanger my comrades, or if you directly challenge my power. Our duty is to protect, not to slaughter.
But I see that little devils such as yourselves would never understand what it means to protect something. You only know your own pleasures and desires.
>>11282612
D-Dad...?
>>11282591
What image, dumb-dumb? Is that why you are trying to "kill" someone who can beat you in anything? Because you are going senile?
>>11282630
I shouldn't have any kids around these parts. I've never once laid with any demon of the opposite sex during my stay in this rancid hell hole. Begon and find your real father, because I can assure you than I, Hououin Kyouma, am not your real daddy.
>>11282619
You're a formidable opponent! Mark my words, the next time we fight, this won't end the same way! I'm a genius, I learn from every fight, and I've already absorbed your combat tactics! They won't work on me again! Now, I'm just.. Going to tactically retreat! To kill you another day!
>Garou starts limping away due to the several shards of shrapnel in his legs.
>>11282668
>The assassin waves at the man as he retreats, helmet projection remaining unmoved and still laughing at his misfortune.
Ta-ta.
>>11282459
Next slide when
Just in case anyone cares
>>11282612
Reported.
>>11282695
NEBER
Oh fuck I didn't know my little bitch boys were into feet stuff.
>>11282687
>a random boipussy passerby quickly teleports in front of the assassin and sucks his robotic cock dry
Uwaah, you're so big, mister!
>>11282620
Still lying to yourself. We will see if you really are what you claim, wont we sora mea?
We will fratele meu.
>
We protect each other all the time.
>>11282707
You suck farts outta car seats so actually YOU have the shit taste, idiot.
>>11282657
BEAT ME IN ANYTHING? I've never seen YOU climb a 20 foot later to victory. I haven't seen YOU lock yourself in Hell in a Cell. I haven't seen YOU shed blood sweat and tears for the MILLIONS. AND MILLIONS of Wulfamanics out there.Think you can go one on one with the great one? Think you can handle 287 pounds of folded steel and sex appeal?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. How about you take your green Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Skanky, Brutal, Bottom-Feeding, Trash Bag Ho ass and get out of my ring.
>>11282493
>>11282492
>>11282548
>>11282612
Isn't that cute of you all, like a little fan-club.
>>11282704
You may stay in Fort Badass only if you bring tribute!
>>11282722
>Zer0 enjoys this despite not having a cock.
>>11282731
I'd suck your mother's farts out of her carseat, you Dr. Pepper chugging closet case.
>>11282704
This is rather calming. ...Maybe I -should- go outside more often.
>Her first few attempts at making a snow angel ruined by her wildly flailing her arms about, Mitsuki looks down on her third attempt that at least looks somewhat human.
>>11282745
>fucks
>>11282726
Kamina, no!
>>11282744
>20 foot later
Ladder*
You might beat me in a spelling B.
And the next one
>Nobody's even responding to the slides anymore
What's the point of these threads, again?
>>11282764
This is going to give the wrong idea to the wrong people...
>>11282744
Well I never climbed any "laters" but are you speaking about the very fake sport called "professional" wrestling?
...
>Soon the green alien bursts in laughter, pointing at the man while trying to calm herself down
Oh my! That's good, that's good! Whatcha gonna do, miss me with a punch and then demand me to "sell" the move?
>>11282759
>you die during the sex
>>11282778
I died in the bloodbath.
>>11282778
I died early on.
>>11282778
I am just here to shitpost.
>>11282778
To be fair, I fucked up big on my side. I just wanna get this done so someone who knows what they're doing can go.
>>11282745
I'm a fan of science and culture. You aren't marriage material, which is why I put you in that position. I'm saving myself for a special person.
>>11282756
Why don't you say that to my face, Guts. I'll beat you into the ground and grow Dr. Pepper trees where your grave is. Every morning and night I'll pour one out for you but only the diet Dr. Peppers because you're not good enough for the regular kind.
>>11282764
HALLELUJAH
>>11282781
WRESTLING IS VERY REAL YOU REJECTED WCW GIMMICK.
... I just don't hit women. It's bad with the press you know? That's Del Rio's thing.
>>11282781
Fucking dies happy filling LD's womb with semen, knocking her green ass up.
>>11282778
I'm waiting to get in on a new game. I was far too slow for this one. I always want to keep hosts company when they do their thing. It's the least I can do. I'd give them a big ol kissu too, but there are limitations.
>>11282764
Hark! The herald angels sing, Glory to the newborn King! Peace on Earth and nanana...
>Hoping nobody notices she was too busy making snow angels to prepare the songs they'd agreed upon, the huntress uncomfortably mumbles along most of the lyrics she doesn't know.
>>11282800
I want a huge cannon!
>>11282806
What, you never heard of Chyn-... Why you want to hit something a bit more...
>Her body soon wraps itself with magma, as it buffs her up before becoming solid, as the green lady seems to have armored up before the man's very eyes, a much more deeper voice utters
Manly?
>>11282803
Did you just call me what I think you just called me, faggot? I swear to fuck I am going to find you and physically beat your ass for insulting me over the internet. You'd better enjoy that final Dr. Horsecum because you're fucking dead, kiddo.
Not to be an asshole, but is this what it feels like to be Adachi?
>>11282726
>the clock strikes 11:50
>the man almost doubles in size and the armor he was weaking melts off
>the siblings can feel the scorching heat radiating from his body
Haah, here it is again.
It is good that you at the very least value each other. But your filthy kind and I are not the same.
I strike down the ones who threaten the kingdom which we sins protect.
I know naught of your profession, but you are either hired killers, or mindless mass murderers.
But I do understand, to some degree. You have a need to drag others down with you, to feel better about yourselves.
Envy. That is your sin.
It's almost noon. I am about to reach the very peak of my power. If you still wish to live, get out of my sight, for when I'm in this state, I burn everything around myself.
>>11282869
HOOWEE, got some good eatin' tonight!
>>11282884
I want to rido wido
>>11282889
hey you're that guy that got BONED by the skeleton king
>>11282905
I laughed.
>>11282866
>chuckles
I know you are, but what am I?
>>11282884
>Tfw my fuckup lead to all this great rp.
You're welcome.
>>11282884
>A foot long
N I C E
>>11282915
...F-Fuck you!
>>11282932
Thank you.
>>11282932
Thanks doggo
>>11282869
Th-That's not true. Get rid of that stupid fake crap right away! Stop slandering a Nase!
>Her attempts to cover her blushing face with her sleeve are mostly unsuccessful, leading to her stammering and yelling at everyone near.
>>11282932
Can you imbeciles stop sending me musicians? I'm trying to make snow angels and read in peace, not start an orchestra.
>>11282862
>Kicking up his red steel hair and striking a fighting stance. Hand on either side ready to grapple, staring down his opponent for the evening. After a few shifting shuffles he waves his hand off, walking away in a dismissing manner.
Zer0 already had the show stopper. And Beowulf is never second best. Why don't you, crush a planet, or find someone who likes your green pimple covered candy ass.
>>11282908
>for a split second, the man turns back into his meek, weak night self
Oh, y- yes. That's me, E-Escanor. Although, I would rather not recall that moment.
B-but I am glad that someone remembers me, at the very least.
>>11282869
Yes. Sorry for not really being around. I barely roleplay anyway and I'm not relevant enough to post OOC. That's kind of meta so I'll respond to the slide with something like "Oh no!"
>Dying from hypothermia while covered in fur.
Lmaoing at your life.
>>11282979
Well...
>>11282966
>She waves at the coward, as her mask lifts up to reveal her grinning smile
Have a nice day then, knowing that you'll never top a Zero.
Jinxing it for the following tributes.
>Stain
>Beowulf
>Tilly
>>11282996
N-no
>picks you up and carries you to the dog house
You want some kibble ol' girl? You wanna go for a walk? D-don't die.
>>11283041
Hmmph. Well, I might as well go out in style.
>With the last of her strength, Mabel lights a bundle of blue dynamite with her cigar. The resulting explosion takes out a chunk of the forest
>>11283041
Why them?
They are not asking for any
>>11283077
N-no
>carries you to the dog house
You want some uhh human food ol'girl? You wanna go for a jog? D-don't die.
>>11283050
G-Go?
Heh... It's alright, I'm not dead, but turning back into a human in the cold wilderness wasn't the best idea I had... It seemed cool in my mind though.
No kibbles, but I'd have a pizza if you have some
>>11283097
Put me down you idiot!
>The dynamite in her hand is still lit, and the fuse quickly burns down
Feast Time, finally!
And looks like the crowd is thinning out.
>>11283093
Cause if one of them wins, I'll leave HG for good.
>>11283096
We are young youthful males from the southern lands of North America
>>11283122
ACK
>>11283106
You can share the human food with this other gi-
>>11283112
O-oh... G-good thing i have insurance on this place....
>>11283122
Considering my eye already got gauged out, I'm not sure whether this'll kill me or not.
>>11283122
>Cause if one of them wins, I'll leave HG for good.
Why's that?
Kill yourself Vert
>>11283137
I don't know just a little bet I did with myself.
>>11283135
You're surprisingly resilient.
>>11283134
>it was pretty powerful dynamite
>>11283134
>>11283161
>gets out of the fridge like in Indiana Jones 4
Phew... That was close.
Go?
>>11283170
That's surprisingly kind of you. Aren't you supposed to remove me? Not that I'm complaining, a bit of neighbourly hospitality is a welcome change from the constant bloodlust.
After an intense hockey game, we got our final 6.
If you're a brave soul, you'd make a wager on who'll win.
Nyuu.
After this game, want to try a theater-themed code?
Who's hosting next?
5
>>11283215
Best Anime of all time.
As of lately, I feel very disconnected from HG.
The mix of real life taking more time of my day and people rarely replying to my roleplay attempts have somewhat destroyed that "spark" I usually got when in-thread.
This situation also essentially nuked my will to write a damn code for hosting.
I only ask one question of you guys so please help out if you can: How do I fix this situation of mine?
>>11283241
Nyuu.
>>11283224
sure
>>11283259
Fap to loli porn.
>>11283215
Don't touch my antique grandfather clock you fucking cat
>>11283279
This code should work, if you wanna use it
6mb4WG9E
>>11283270
>Punches in the head.
>>11283259
Taking a break usually works great.
>>11283259
A break.
>>11283259
>"spark"
Marisa?
>>11283300
Now calm down, Eric. She ain't hurtin anybody.
>>11283259
Hi Reigen.
>>11283259
A break.
>>11283259
After 3 years of people rarely replying to me I can tell you I'm the expert on living off of what little attention I get. But that doesn't mean you have to be that way too. Tell me who you are and I'll rp with you when I see you.
But if it's mostly rl dragging you away consider taking a break until things die down and you have more free time.
>>11283259
Come online and talk to me.
Winner winner
>>11283323
spaz what the fuck happened to you
>>11283323
>shad
>the loud house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11283241
What are we even hunting? I doubt it's Shades, considering you all look like you couldn't even handle a wild rabbit, let alone an invisible, mind-leeching creature.
>Mitsuki continues whining the entire trip about how her feet hurt and that she got stung at least six times.
>>11283289
Real funny, shooting a poor defenseless girl's creation. It took me three hours to build that.
>Mitsuki struts over to the man and grabs the gun from his hands, snapping it on her knee in a fit of anger.
>>11283339
Based Storm removing the cancer.
thank 4 game
>>11283323
moaaar
>>11283323
Looks like shad is at it again.
>>11283259
Why don't you reply to other peoples roleplay attempts? Why don't you just write the code anyway? Why don't you just get your real like stuff sorted out before worrying too much about HG stuff?
Post ava.
So what did you think of the Christmas code?
>>11283353
>moaaar
>Shad
>TLH
>moaaar
>>>>moaaar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>moaaar
>>11283300
>>11283305
Ny-
>the force of anon's fist sends her plummeting to the ground entirely unconscious
>>11283323
>>11283351
Your welcome anon, sorry about the game.
>>11283365
It's kinda comfy. Did you make it?
>>11283375
Thanks for the game
>>11283339
I'm well aware I could jump off this burning ship at any moment, but that would get my clothes sopping wet.
>Just imagining the sight of a Nase standing on the shore, her clothes see-through due to the salty water seeping into them makes Mitsuki shiver. She's made up her mind; she'd rather die in the flames than go through such an embarrassing ordeal.
>>11283375
Shit happens. Wanna go do some gay stuff on discord?
>>11283375
Didn't really reply but thanks, I suppose. Decent-ish code.
>>11283375
Thank you for the opportunity to prove my worth, host.
>>11283324
You can't tell me what to do south park guy, this is MY show! Not yours, you freaking nerd.
>Falls through a desk, clearly drunk from some cheap gas station l whiskey
>>11283375
Thanks for hosting
>>11283409
Yes, I did
>>11283323
>shadman
>>11283375
Thanks for hosting. And congrats.
Placements
>>11283365
It was good, it just needs to be in capable hands.
>>11283412
You don't have to reply to every event you get.
>>11283375
Congratulations.
>>11283429
Thank you.
>>11283433
you're really grasping for straws aren't ya faggot?
>>11283429
Thanks for hosting mate.
Fallout 3 or Fallout New Vegas?
>>11283425
Oh? Nice! congratulations then!
>>11283429
>7 kills
As expected.
Removing the fakes is my main objective, first and foremost.
Victory is secondary.
My thanks for hosting.