HG Thread
Get some sleep edition
First for God Emperor Trump
And the summary for our tournament friend.
>>11271965
Sorry about that. It's late as fuck and caffeine doesn't work very well on me anymore
>>11271951
>>11271955
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>>11271961
>>11271973
>>11271977
No no, thank you for playing and//or watching!
Any [questions/comments/concerns] before I [pass out/play vidya]? Even though I've massively reworked a several of the days, this adopted /co/de is still very much a work in progress.
>>11271989
>Don't tell me what to do. I'll kill you, hoe.
>>11271948
>2 kills here
>>11272017
>1 kill here
Does killing yourself really count as a kill? You only lose points if someone else kills you. Karen buff is real.
>>11272024
*sucks your futa ink cock*
mfiajsfoisja
>>11272033
well let's think
to kill someone is to end their life
if you kill yourself, you end your own life
>>11272050
To live is to eat, to eat is to kill, anon.
>>11272050
>you gain points by killing yourself
Maybe shitposters are right. We should all kill ourselves.
>>11272033
This code has some really weird quirks like that. For instance, that one event where you kill someone else and take their body. That's counted as a kill for you, but you die. Working out little kinks like that is step 2 of this process, the first making sure that all of the days have a decent starting amount of events.
S-Sorry about any confusion that may have caused.
>>11272050
>>11272073
I usually don't count events like that.
>>11272091
>killing myself doesn't give me points
N-not today.
>>11272109
It's like you're taking the points from yourself, so you really aren't gaining or losing anything. Whenever I catch those events, I make sure the kill number is correct.
>>11272126
What if I find out where the ava is in real life, kill them and post it? Do I get points?
>>11272008
>shall you beat us while you scream impeach
The fact that this doesn't smoothly fit in with the rhythm of the rest f the piece really bothers me. Here are a couple of possible fixes
>shall you beat us while you screech?
>shall you beat us screaming impeach?
I'd think of more but I'm tired enough as it is
>>11272139
S-sorry.
>>11272133
No, but you will stop that ava from gaining any.
>>11272163
Don't apologize, blame /pol/ since they likely made it.
Also F for Suz
>>11272163
ah yes
the only good thing to ever come out of a game I hosted
>>11272181
At least you can say something good came out of it.
>>11272179
My wife
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Hello Jude's autoshitposter
Good bye Jude's autoshitposter
>>11272203
>muh boogyman
>>11272200
>>11272214
>not glow in the dark CIA niggers
kys
>>11272222
dumb nigger you're not good enough to glow in the dark
*runs you over*
>TDI Sim doesn't let you edit the cast
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>11272256
Wait what? I've seen people run custom games of that before, so that's confusing.
>>11272256
>>11272292
..........
>>11272278
Please excuse me anon.
Where is everyone?
>>11272391
>fucks
>>11272390
I'm making a custom roster for that TDI sim for shits and giggles
>>11272390
What do you need, Anonymous?
>>11272407
Alright thats cool
>>11272412
I dont need anything Yuno, I'm just wondering where everyone is.
>>11272407
>Boredom and Autism are quite the deadly combo
>>11272420
If I had to muster a guess, I would say they are sleeping. It is not uncommon for people to rest during such an hour.
>>11272430
You're wrong with Karen
I miss Kaito.
>>11272439
The tribe names were thought up on the spot really, if I ever do this again, which I probably will, I'll just keep naming the tribes after well known avas.
>>11272439
yo dumbass they're just the first 16 tributes from the last game
>>11272437
Yeah, I know
It's just weird seeing no posts for 15 minutes straigth
>>11272455
faggot
>>11272459
Still we all know Karen is Hoshi's girlfriend
>>11272466
Actually she belongs to Adachi.
>Hoshi Tribe loses 2 challenges and go down to players.
>But then they win the next 2 and even the field.
Hmmmmmmm
>>11272484
You need to watch the last episode where Hoshi invites Karen to a dinner
>>11272430
That they are, brother
>>11272500
BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND
>>11272505
BOOGIE WOOGIE
>>11272500
You gonna sim the whole thing now? It takes a while.
>>11272511
BIG BRO
>>11272514
I have a bit of a road trip later today, so I can sleep then.
Carl and Mr. BURNBURNTOTHEGROUND feel a slight mutual bond
Wew I have actually never had that happen in the sim before.
>>11272533
Best of luck sim bro, mine's almost done already.
>>11272541
Thanks broseph. I imagine the survivor one takes far less time to complete
>>11272541
She's clearly broken her spine, just look at her.
>desuarchive is down again
Why the fuck is that site so unstable
>>11272541
I'm tired, I'm going home!
Good night, world.
So this is the power.....of justice.....
>She's won immunity like 3 times now lmao.
>>11272567
Fucking Karen needs a fucking nerf she keeps kicking everyone's asses goddamnit fuck justice.
>>11272574
She's in the Final 3, I'm afraid she might win the whole thing.
i have inspected this topic many times and i have made a thesis on it, but i can now finally confirm it
mozart was indeed an ass man
>>11272574
>>11272588
Oh wait let's see!
>>11272598
R E D O N G O B O N G O
>>11272603
.......
>>11272597
>Moz
>Art
>Music
>Art
Mozart is DEEPEST LORE
>>11272617
c u c k e d
>>11272624
That was some straight up Vote NTR.
>>11272617
RNGesus confirms it
fuck justice
>>11272492
Are you talking about the NTR episode where Adachi fucks Karen in front of Hoshi?
>>11272639
>mfw hoshi actually likes ntr
Imma do the TDI sim now, someone gimme some team names if you care enough.
>>11272650
>Team Sonic
>>11272650
Angry Autists
>>11272650
Team Meme
>>11272650
team yuno
hi hg
>>11272650
TEAM SUN
Where is Suz
>>11272666
Making love to her guns, Satan.
Suz........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>Junko
>>11272645
>hoshi actually likes ntr
That explains a lot actually.
>>11272617
>>11272598
>>11272628
What is this? I can't understand how it works.
>>11272666
some military fort that starts with the letter H, I forgot
She's going into service for a few months.
Perhaps it is here I will find something of interest though I am uncertain, as this place is very peculiar
>>11272696
Magic, that's what it is
also final two in this TDI sim
>>11272712
That's a cool cat. I'm not fan of his team though.
>>11272716
Huh, it seems a strong sense of justice also grants one clairvoyant abilities
>>11272716
Amazing, your skirt stays up even while upside down.
I want to make love to the sun
>>11272729
Y-yeah it does! It's the power I bear as an ally of Justice.
>>11272724
Woohooo now he's the coolest cat of them all. I have a question though. When it says ''You will receive a 100,000 check'' are they talking about me or the cool cat? It says ''You.''
>>11272739
I mean, the sun is pretty hot, after all.
>>11272742
The cat, but he gave it up so these 14 could have a shot at $1 million
What, Justice doesn't pay well?
>>11272745
I know, right?
>>11272771
Yeah, it's got some hella nice curves, and is absolutely smokin'.
>>11272754
Money isn't everything, I was just asking because I was curious.
>>11272775
It's a bit gassy, though. Total boner killer.
Stop trying to fuck the Sun
>>11272799
>t. Moonfag
She's a shit waifu
>>11272805
>implying I have taste that shit
>Not being Jupiter master race
Fucking pleb
Hmm... It appears my search here has been fruitless so far. I shall await for whom should pass by.
>The witch doctor sits on the ground legs crossed, looking in numerous directions.
The sun even has a vagina
>>11272794
And I've heard it can really kill ya in bed though. And it is REALLY needy when it comes to living conditions.
>>11272810
>That fat fuck
>any better than the Sun, the Moon, OR faggot-tier Earth
Jesus Christ what happened to /trash/
>>11272794
>implying that's not the best part
That's my fetish.
>>11272799
NO
>>11272810
>he likes fat bitches
Jupiter ain't thicc, jupiter is fat, FAT!
The sun is THICC!
>>11272817
>>11272699
I would rp with you my man but it's 4 am and I'd have to cut off real soon. I'll get you next time. Sorry it's so dead.
>>11272818
MUH
>>11272820
>>11272823
Jupiter is qt shortstack
Stop talking shit about my planetfu............ Or else...........
>>11272831
>shortstack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
SHE'S LITERALLY FATTER THAN A FUCKING NECKBEARD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>11272831
Sorry to break it to you, but the Sun is the superior waifu in every way.
How can a fucking degenerate planet even compete?
>all of this sun praising
This pleases me greatly.
>wanting to fuck a fat ball of hot gas
Excuse me while I enjoy my superior celestial body
>>11272849
Fuck off, Mars.
Literally the coldest thin bitch in the milky way.
The sun is too hot for you. You wouldn't even be able to begin a relationship with her.
>>11272825
I accept your apology. I shall be off.
>The witch doctor gets up and walks off.
>>11272852
This bitch is probably colder
>At its coolest, temperatures can fall to minus 387 degrees F
in redongo bongo want to host
redongo bongo games soon
>>11272860
Not a planet though.
>>11272865
You didn't say planet though, you said coldest thin bitch in the milky way.
>>11272855
>tfw the only waifu you like is too hot for you
>tfw the sun will never notice you
>tfw you will never die of pure pleasure while dicking the sun, your entire body burning to ash
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
>>11272865
I thought Pluto was decidedly a planet again. Maybe I heard wrong.
mercury > other bitches
But the real question is
How redongo
Is your bongo?
>>11272863
Justice games WHEN?!
>>11272868
Oh, understandable.
Have a great day.
>>11272874
ᶫᵐᵃᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠᵃᵍᵍᵒᵗ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
>>11272874
>the blandest of all the planets
>best
Get a load of this nigger.
>>11272876
>implying a game centered around hero autism would be good
>>11272885
>this short piece of shit
>a planet
Pluto is a planlet.
This is my beautiful wife!
Please say something nice about her.
Is it wrong that I want to fuck the Milky Way?
I want to show her my Milky Way if you know what I mean huehuehuehue
>>11272902
You're waifu is shit
>>11272902
>takes your wife
>gives her the dick milk
>she likes this
You are a cuckold now.
What the hell is happening this time
Daily reminder that Saturn best girl!
>>11272904
the milky way isn't a fuckable thing but rather a collection of fuckable things
thats like saying you want to fuck the Playboy
if you're going to meme with us at least do it right aspie god you ruin everything
>>11272916
>If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
>>11272902
>another thin bitch
Mediocre
Nothing compares to the thiccness and sheer beauty of the sun.
"HG; the place where you talk about wanting to fuck planets."
>>11272916
But Saturn is already married to someone else.
>>11272918
Did I fucking stutter?
I am going to fuck the Milky Way.
I am going to fuck EVERYTHING, Anon.
There's nothing you can do about it. You're getting literally fucked, faggot.
>>11272932
>"HG the place where you talk about wanting to fuck planets but make no effort to attempt to fuck a planet"
>>11272923
or several thousand
>>11272930
>>11272910
>>11272907
>everyone dogging on my beautiful wife
I'm going to fuck you to death.
>tfw a single post about wanting to fuck the sun turns the thread into a discussion about wanting to fuck various planets, stars and galaxies
Sometimes, this place can be pretty comfy.
>>11272932
So Mercury is best girl then?
What about Uranus tho?
>>11272948
>Liking a bipolar planet
>Implying you can't write events for a game about fucking planets and then watch 24 tributes fuck planets
I kind of feel like hosting and we're sufficiently comfy. Would anyone be interested in one of the other sims, or should I just stick to our main one?
>>11272954
you say that like we want to host
>>11272949
I want to fuck your anus
>tfw you're trying to find porn of the fucking sun just to see if it exists
What is wrong with me
>>11272953
>The Joke
>Your head
>>11272949
>a meme planet
>>11272962
I'll be legitimately disappointed if it doesn't exist.
>>11272956
Please use the main sim.
We've tried other sims in the past and agreed they were shit.
>>11272959
B-but that's forbidden love, anon...
/hg/ is now /pfg/
>gives you the S U C C
>>11272962
Well...
>>11272974
>plant fucker general
get out of here
redongo bongongo games
fist whatwerer
Mercury is best girl.
BEST.
GIRL.
>>11272972
But it's the best
>>11272975
U-Unf
>>11272982
fuck off with your anime shit, we want planets and not qt anime girls
I WANT TO FUCK THE MOON'S ROCK HARD ASS
>>11272978
Diamonds
>>11272975
>tfw you nut but she keep succing you into a parallel universe
UNF!
>>11272981
Frylock
>>11272981
Baited Magolor
>>11272986
we as in HG
people have done circle sim and dog eat dog and they were almost universally shitposted
personally I dislike them for their extreme lack of variety and that some of the sims can last up to 60+ slides
>>11272981
Saber
>>11272981
Tsurubami Senri!
>>11272994
It's fucking dead hours might as well go for something different until we get a real host.
>>11272988
>>11272981
The Sun God
>>11272981
Araragi Karen
>>11273006
You made me do this, planet fuckers.
>>11272981
Heart Summer
>>11272981
the sun fucking the moon
>>11273011
>>11272981
Vanilla WoW
>>11272981
Sleepy Cronus
>>11273013
put this on /b/
>>11273030
i wanna play og wow so much..
>>11272981
Nazeebo
>>11273046
https://elysium-project.org/
>>11273039
They wouldn't understand man
>>11273053
do it and see what happens
>>11273058
Already done.
Now we wait.
>>743564056
Alright, if I somehow get dubs, I'll host.
>>11273064
Anon please.
>>>/b/743564056
>>11273064
Shit, linked it incorrectly.
>>>/b/743564056
>>11273087
>one off
(Oh thank fuck.)
I'll host after I finish my show
>>11273099
BOI
They don't get it anon.
>>11273126
Someone reposted the image in a ylyl thread
It's spreading, nigga
Alright, I finished my episode
Give me people
Should I ava the red headed child from Problem Child?
>>11273143
Just A Sexy Boy
>>11273143
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11273143
Hueg Succ
>>11273143
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11273143
Kishin Sagume
>Finally start falling asleep
>Suddenly start feeling like I'm gonna vomit
Why do you do this to me god
>>11273143
Tsurubami Senri!
>>11273170
That's because you are gonna vomit. Get the bucket.
>>11273143
Eggman-kun
>>11273143
Araragi Karen
>>11273143
Mikasa Ackerman
>>11273164
>that tiny fucking censor
Hold me I'm dying
12 more
>>11273143
Xavier Renegade Angel
>Obligatory goodnight post because everybody here needs to know when I get my sleepy times
>>11273192
At least it didn't show off the clit.
Lord knows what would happen if it did.
We gotta think of the children, man.
>>11273209
Sweet dreams.
>>11273219
tell me goodnight too mocha
>>11273143
Lord Beerus
>>11273224
Are you going to bed now?
>>11273201
Tomoe Mami
>>11273229
Yeah it's almost morning.
>>11273201
Machi
>>11273201
Build
>>11273236
Try not to die in your sleep, anon.
>>11273244
u2
>>11273201
Blake Belladonna
>>11273201
Bastion
>>11273255
Is that the fucking Spongegar pose.
>>11273253
Meow
>>11273253
KITTY TITTY
>>11273259
bitch it might be
>>11273201
Best Girl
>>11273253
Blake?
>Link
>>11273253
My son why must you do this to me
>>11273263
Kitty titty = best titty
https://youtu.be/BMzmvbhwFTw
>>11273201
Luluco
>Meanwhile, in Texan HG
>>11273283
I want to plunge my erect cock into his mouth as he opens it and drowns.
>>11273288
>he doesn't want to fuck Tails
wait shit no that's a good thing
>>11273143
Sliver Queen
>>11273296
But wanting to fuck Tails is a good thing.
>>11273283
>>11273311
PLEASE CEASE
>>11273143
Monster Cock
>>11273311
this is some alright shit
do you have any more, out of curiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKj36GJj_i8
Starting after I grab something caffeinated
>>11273344
I wish my competitors luck, however you will all still fall to me momentarily
>>11273344
Sun God's got this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40
>>11273344
It is good to know I have returned just in time for the game. But I will not be merciful.
>>11273344
Redongo bongo! Good luck everyone.
>>11273376
Redongo bongo on my fucking cocko untill I combo into your wombo you sluto
>>11273376
Please fucking stop.
For the second time in a row, Karen spawn camps new players. That hardly strikes me as justice byt w/e
Honestly, that revelation explains so much about our Spiritual Liege, Eggman
>>11273344
This arena might be a thunder dome, but my lighting-fast philosophical insight and dripping passion with rain itself down on the bodies of others, drowning them in my wet love juices.
>>11273390
I'm camping with Build... WITH BUILLD! OH GOD OH GOD!
>She's too fixated on the new rider to even make a move. In the end Build does everything and kills Kishin Sagume.
>>11272716
>you
>not a fan of dick sucking
That's fresh.
>>11273390
While, I may not entirely remember hatching this eggling, I will nurture him with all of my heart matter, and I will crack the hard shell of his hardened psyche and let the thick slimy yolkular essence flow forth as he accepts me as his broosting cockamamie father.
Fantasy wolves can be pretty goddamn huge, so I believe it
Driving a giant bug like creature out of your village I get, but what did Xavier ever do other than inadvertently give an entire town a computer virus and ... uh... other things that happened after the first episode
>>11273410
I-I regret my being too tired to do much around this time even more now.
>>11273430
You people wouldn't know a miracle working class citizen in the job of life if asked you for a raise in cut of cold hard turkash that is thanksgivingness.
You're all going to regret this...
>>11273431
Don't worry, Build! We'll brush each other's teeth and go to sleep!
>>11273430
>As the Chimera goes down, Karen flashes a thumbs up to Tomoe Mami.
Traps, vampires, and really shitty luck
Speaking of shitty luck, I distinctly remember this exact thing happening to everyone's favorite cat-based deity another time I hosted this. Damn, what did you do to piss off nature so badly?
Also sorry for my lack of speed, being awake is hard right now even with coffee
>>11273430
You do not understand. I am a witch doctor! Not a monk! I assure you that summoning unarmed corpses from the ground counts as unarmed combat.
>>11273416
she's lying. karen has oral fixation so she can't stop thinking about having something inside her mouth
>>11273461
I find these constellations really interesting, are they already under any sort of rule? If not I may place them under my control after I'm done with these games
>>11273461
I've just saved you from a demon that wanted to suck the bodily fluids that flow all up inside you. It's a good thing I always carry this bucket of holy water, except when I don't.
It's really heavy, heavy with all the sin that's been cleansed with the heavenly liquid of God's love.
All hail Araragi Karen, the new rightful ruler of Britain
You can't punch for shit, but at least you leveled up!
>>11273484
Fuck her up, Saber!
A lot of people meeting up with each other
Some shrouded in conspiracy
others just shooting the shit
>>11273484
Sometimes I toughnder if investing in this game was the right thing for me to spend my previous money on.
No, it wasn't, if I'm going to Ben Franklyn with you.
>>11273461
>The girl tries to plan her new finishing moves she's going to use to defeat every tribute inside the arena. Meanwhile Silver Queen keeps rambling about the constellations.
This.. This and this! Perfecto.
>>11273484
I-is this for me?
>She grabs the sword as her eyes are resting on the shape of the sword. Her eyes are glistening just before Karen's inner flame burns brigther than ever. The girl's body is wrapped on flames along with the blade like a monster about to be born. When the flames fade away, Karen has two giant metal fists with the same emblem that the sword was carrying.
Wooo!
The Queen of the Britons and avowed envoy of justice, everybody
>>11273502
>Karen walks closer to the door and whispers the secret code to enter in the secret meeting.
>>11273516
Looks like I'm a dude now
>>11273516
I-it's not what you think! I didn't do anything wrong!
>>11273484
A witch doctor does not use brute strength, but the mana of the unformed lands, the spirits give me power.
>>11273502
I find it unusual how such a trecherous place is visited by so many young women, the spirits are confused themselves.
>>11273516
I have encountered many things on my adventures, more horrid than what most say my magics are.
>>11273502
Here's a scarifying storyline for you all.
There once was a young spirit quester rambling on the vast desert that was his mindscape, but he could not imaginize a deep lake of meaning for him to quench the thirst of his knowledge, so he died of demindration.
>>11273516
I'm nothing more that a aura drifter, a soul surfer, catching the beautiful waves created by the roaring current that we call... Life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNbabKjKpA
Today I woke and looked outside again
But the sky looked the same to me
Something told me that this world had changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean
>>11273521
Uhh, call it a transcription error. It definitely wasn't that I couldn't tell or anything, no sire- IMEANMAAM
>>11273532
Yay
Xavier no. That's dirty both on a physical and spiritual level
Congrats Mokou! Better work on perfecting that roar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJDhUG2qz7U
>I forgot to fix that event, so just superimpose yourself over the horrifying monster penis
>>11273543
Once again external forces have caused my conquest to be cut short...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-vsT3DyXc
Ye Feaste, chock full of petty tyrany. Also we're down to our FINAL TWO
WILL THE WINNER BE
>little girl
OR
>immortal phoenix in the body of a terrifying monster
>>11273532
Walk away, fire queefer, I don't wanna cause to trouble.
>Xavier's snake hand tells the dragon that Xavier is too incompetent to ever take down a dragon, so it would just be best to ignore him.
Yeah, you sure got him to bite into the little white lie cream filled mudpie.
>>11273543
You have a freakrazy looking face, but a damn nice body.
You know.... You and I, aren't so different. You maybe wanna charm this snake, maybe even poke my eye out of it's hole...
That's why you gotta write that shit down, hombre. Also have fun trying to cancel your subscription
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNw-HpNABTg
Congratulations to the meme anime girl from the meme studio. I wouldn't really call this normalcy but eh, what can you do
Everyone else
>>11273563
You won't make me cheer for some overblown pololice, you're gonna make me laugh my head off, so just put the metapphysical tie around my neck and wrap it tight.
N-NO NO WAIT THAT WAS JUST A FIGURINE OF SPEA-
and now the thing that only one person uses
>>11273582
>>11273591
I congratulate you on your victory, young lady. I also thank the host for playing his part.
Now must be a good time to see if there anything peculiar here.
>>11273591
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11273582
>>11273591
Well All Knight then! You think you're so tough, I bet you couldn't slay the mighty beast that is the spiritual manifestations of the grieves your frozen father and your hot mama!
You wanna be normal!? You can't be normal! Look at me! You see this? You can't have this kinda normal! What do you gotta say about that?! Huh LaLeLuLeLuluco!?
Fight over justice!? I fight /FOR/ justice!
>>11273629
>>11273630
No problem family, thank you for helping beta test The Kingdom: Reforged!
>>11273632
I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that you were able to make a folder for Xavier or that you have the character down so well.
>>11273647
Do not worry about me my feline feathered amigo, this humbled life Savior is simply only doing the most important job a person as intelligifull as me could ever ask for; helping the poor damn souls trapped in the die-dropower facility of suffering.
>>11273473
(My apologies for the delay. I don't have a folder on my phone.)
Many beings claim domain over the stars of their planes. None have yet achieved the same for those present, for none are native to this world.
>>11273582
Our comrade was victorious. A better outcome than most.
>>11273591
We appreciate the opportunity you have provided.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
fuck canada
>>11273715
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
what are we panicking about?
>>11273470
Now I see why they picked up Karen. I never put the two together until now.
Allah hu ______
>>11273725
bongo
>>11273725
rensohn
>>11273725
Redongo bongo
>>11273725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2lOIB1b6eg
>>11273725
doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr6fS1pVK9I
>>11273725
trips
Torpedo Girl ava when
>>11273783
?
>>11273792
I want to show I-19 my torpedo
First 24
>>11273858
Nigger
>>11273858
cancer
>>11273884
I wouldn't be surprised if there was actually a Lenny Loud.
>>11273858
Araragi Karen
>>11274026
No
>>11273858
>Knocks on the post
>it produces a metallic echoing noise
It's hollow...
robongo dongo
>>11274033
Do you just sit there F5ing?
>>11274060
The thread refreshes in 14 second intervals you dingus
>>11274060
>She moves her mouse on her computer to check the box of auto-update and notices a new message coming in. Then she clicks on ''Post a Reply'' quoting one of the posters on the forum.
No.
>>11274026
cute
>>11274075
Cute esl
>>11273966
I'm not going to look it up just in case.
Hey do we want a game then?
>>11274087
fuck off bongo she's mine
>>11274092
That would be cool.
>>11274098
>not saying fucko offo bongo she'so mineo
you had one job
>>11274098
I am starting to really hate all this redongo bongo crap.
>>11274104
>>11274110
kyso bongo
...tch
>>11274110
I͉͚̱̬̖̣͢͠'̶̨̛̺M̦͓̕ ͙̺͖R̷̘͔̮̳̣̣̘̀Ȩ̹͙Ḑ͙̯̫̟̗O̸͚̟̝͍Ņ̰̘̱ͅG̳̟͈͕͢͞Ó̹͎͇̞̩͈̀͟ ̢͇͉̭͕͍̥B̴̜͎̖͔͠O̢̗̰̟̬͈͕̼͠N̜̞̻̤̬͎͕G̥͇Ọ̧̦͕͇̦̦̱̫
You will never guess Karen's favorite singer.
>>11274092
I'd like it.
>>11274121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJMLJVha5sw
>>11274121
A porn star?
>>11274103
>>11274123
I'll host here, then.
Give me 24.
>>11274147
Sliver Queen
>>11274147
FYXE
>tfw found my bf on hg
>>11274147
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11274147
Merryn
>>11274147
Tsurubami Senri!
>>11274147
Araragi Karen
>>11274147
Shirai Kuroko
>>11274153
Join the club :-)
>>11274121
Karen O
>>11274147
Mitsuki Nase
>>11274147
Araragi Karen~da
>>11274147
Fujiwara Takumi
>>11274147
Craig
>>11274153
Your bestfriend?
>>11274163
Where are people getting these bestfriends from?
>>11274147
Cara Delevingne
>>11274179
Ask David unless he already ditched you because you're a bad friend.
>>11274147
Eggman-kun
>>11274147
Fei Fong Wong
>>11274147
Sachi's Manga
>>11274147
Merry Nightmare
>>11274147
The Uber Gang
>>11274147
Dog killer
>>11274147
Holo the Wise Wolf
>>11274193
What, has "David" found a bestfriend of his own here? I highly doubt it, he's a worthless loser. He takes my abuse because I'm the only one willing to deal with him, true facts. And it's good too, because like a couple months back he got this huge shipment of milk that's lasted me until this day! I let him drink at least one bottle a week, so I'm a pretty good friend in that regard.
>>11274147
A panda trueno AE86
4 more
>>11274242
Fluttershy
>>11274147
Blacksad
>>11274242
Sonic the hedgehog
>>11274227
The milk was for him, not for you! This only proves how bad of a friend you are! First you stole all the milk he has stored for his daily needs for a year and then you steal the new milk he ordered? Can't you see this isn't a proper behavior for a good friend? Well I truly don't think you know this but at least try to be a fake about it, Mr.Bones.
>The girl sticks out her tongue to mock Mr.Bones and turns around to walk away.
I am David's friend, he doesn't need you.
>>11274242
Prince
>>11274242
Captain Luna
Karen cj hours
I had to change one of the Karen's names slightly but otherwise I assume everything's cool?
>>11274245
>huggu
The Uber Gang..............
>Junko
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11274269
Missed the games start?
Oh well
Going to eat me whoever dies
>>11274274
Fuck off impersonator
>>11274274
I want to cumo on your faco
>>11274269
>>11273362
I'm running out of images...
>>11274269
>>11274258
>>11274279
His name is "shark' or something
>>11274285
Nope
I missed out
You stay in
>>11274256
A year? Believe me, with the rate that I've been going at them that milk won't even last the next month! Maybe I should go a little bit easier on him though, since he's been dealt the horrible fate of having to be your friend.
>Craig smiles in response to her childish ridicule, not really all that bothered by her antics any more.
Cya Karen! Hope you die!
>>11274269
I feel like winning this game.
>>11274269
I wonder if the curse stills works now.
Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYazefLgtA
>>11274269
Yep, yep! I'm redongo bongo! The enemy won't know what hit them.
>>11274296
>The girl raises a fist into the air and when she's about to show him her middle finger, she stops. Instead she turns around and tugs on her cheek while sticking her tongue out.
A villain like you won't last even one day on the arena.
C'mon, let's get this show on the road.
The Legend-Killer strikes twice!
>>11274333
Based lenny killing the impersonator
>>11274333
What are you do-... Aw aw aw aw aw.
>She grabs her bleeding nose as she tries to hold back the pain after the sudden hit.
>>11274333
I wanted Prince to stay
>>11274333
T-that was a good game...
Stu did nothing wrong
So is the one on the left the trap, or what?
Run, kitty, run!
These five will become known as the Cute Brigade.
>>11274330
>The skeleton feigns shock at Karen's almost-but-not-quite-showing-of-the-middle-finger by covering a hand over his mouth and letting out a startled gasp.
Karen! Did you almost flip me off? I can't imagine the psychological effect I'm having on you if my actions nearly drove the symbol of justice to commit such an action! Wow, I never once thought of the deep impacts I was having on your psyche. I'm so ashamed...
>Craig shakes his head and stares down at the floor, pretending to be disappointed with himself.
That was all sarcasm, by the way. Just in case you couldn't pick up on it, because you're retarded.
>>11274333
Reminds me of that video game. You know, the one named "You Have To Burn the Rope?" Yeah. That video game. I was reminded of it.
>>11274333
I can't go into the arena without my pills anymore.
>>11274350
A chance I snatched this first-aid kit, huh?
How do I use it though...?
>>11274333
>>11274350
Merryn... Hmm... She looks too plain a character for her to have any positive effect in my narrative.
>Sachi twirls her pen around in her hand and scribbles out what she wrote down moments ago
I won't kill her off. She just might play an interesting part just yet.
>f araragi karen
>f cara delevingne
>f mitsuki nase
>f fujiwara takumi
Karen, you're a lucky soul.
>>11274346
Why you wanna treat me so bad?
>Decent newfags showing up to make HG fun again.
>Shitter oldfags come crawling out of the woodwork to beg for a shred of relevance.
Oldfags are the cancer.
Newfags are the cure.
If you did HG prior to /trash/ you should just kill yourself now.
>>11274368
Where's the evidence?
>>11274350
I'm gonna...I'm gonna split open some heads...yeah.
>Craig tries to feign gratitude for receiving the hatchet in order to appease his sponsors, but can't muster up the effort to make his act convincing enough. Eventually he throws the hatchet at a tree in a fit of rage, obviously not pleased with his gift.
Give me a frickin' minigun or something next time! This shit is SHIT!
>>11274368
yeah that sharkfag sure is going to save hg
If you reply to the bait above you're a retard
>>11274366
I just wanted to know what it sounds like
When the doves cry
>>11274374
>providing sources and evidence
Look at this goodie twoshoes
>>11274374
>Newfags in thread: RP and games
>Oldfags in thread: bitching and shitposting and ancient drama
Not my problem you're both blind and retarded.
Firing bullets from a bow probably won't do much damage.
Good luck, Merryn.
It's always the cute ones.
Three separate Lennys? Groovy!
>>11274350
>>11274366
Whatever is needed to avoid unnecessary exertion.
>>11274379
But what if I reply to this bait
>>11274366
Writing a character isn't easy. This one's got a nice design, but will she stand out from the rest of the cast?
>Sachi recreates Shirai as a bad doodle in her sketchbook
I suppose I'll give her an interesting back story, some interesting memories she can share.
>>11274390
So are you a newfag that's somehow shitposting, or an oldfag that somehow doesn't take his own advice?
>>11274366
I bet that'll do some long-lasting damages that have significant consequences for him as the game progresses! Yeah! I can totally see that as something that'll happen.
>>11274391
And the cruelest irony of all is that I can not eat. For the thousands of years I have roamed this world as an undead, I have been suffering from eternal starvation. In my death throes I curse my undead form for dooming me to such a fate, and also ponder as to why it took so long for me to finally succumb to its clutches.
Just kidding! I don't need to eat! THIS GAME IS A SHAM IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIR-
>Craig is silenced before he can spill any of Lenny's secrets.
>>11274394
We never talk about this afterwords
>>11274407
Oldfag, duh.
>>11274411
nice rp
>>11274411
Acceptable.
>f craig
>f fei fong wong
>f merry nightmare
Well that answers that question.
The panda gets its revenge!
>>11274381
Without you loving me, I know it's gonna be lonely.
>>11274391
What if I added a part where the main character gets hurt while picking berries...?
>Sachi presses her red fountain pen on the paper
>The red ink blot creeps about the page
Nah, that just sounds stupid. Who in the world gets hurt over some berries? Nobody would read this garbage...
>>11274391
>She looks up at the sky as a package drops on her position. The girl is thrilled to see she got a price from an unknown sponsor. However as soon as she opens the box, the explosives detonate and she flies through the air like a kite.
W-waaaahhhh!
>>11274390
>implying RP and GAMES fucking matter
I bet you aren't even CURIOUS what OUR LOVELY AND HEAVENLY JUNKO ENOSHIMA SENPAI ate for BREAKFAST today, you NUFAG
>>11274420
Thanks mookoo....
>>11274430
Junko is cancer! Hoshi-sama will save the games and usher in a new era of HG on /hga/, you wait and see!
>>11274420
I had a nightmare! I dreamed that the working class tried to overthrow me!
>>11274420
Nope... These characters aren't ready for the fire battle yet. Nobody would care if they died!
Oh god it's just like Christine!
>>11274437
>he is unaware that Hoshi-Kun is just a part of Junko after she seperated herself two
They are the same, yet so different.
One day they will unite again.
>>11274430
Actually I'm curious. Can you ask her and get back to me on that?
>>11274450
SHE had a WONDERFUL breakfast today, FRENCH toast, TEARS OF OLDFAGS, and Hoshi's cum.
>f fyxe
>f blacksad
>f araragi karen-da
>f fujiwara no mokou
Let's be honest the shark probably did more damage
>>11274420
>Her eyes are glued to Silver Queen's tentaclehands, careful to not let her/him make a move. But for her misfortune, the alien/monster thing has better reflexes than an ally of Justice. She doesn't anticipate the sudden knife flying to her and the knife literally pierces through her head. Though this didn't kill her, instead the knife was assimilated by her body and she grows two knife-like hands.
It's time for the counter attack...!
>Karen takes a step forward, threatening him with her knife hands but she stumbles and falls into a trap. The trap was called ''Tributes who are out of the game.''
...Ths isn't fair.
>>11274464
Called being pulled under
>>11274466
That sounds retarded.
>f shirai kuroko
Watch your back, Holo.
desu we could actually do games pretty well on a HG G-Mod server
>>11274473
duh hooooo
>>11274476
no. stop.
>>11274472
Nothing sounds retarded when you have peace of mind, anon.
>>11274480
>stops
n-nani, how did you make me do that????
>>11274476
I feel like a game of Drawception would be cool, especially in dead hours.
>>11274481
You're still retarded.
>>11274481
I have to agree with him on that, it really does kinda sound retarded,
>>11274466
Why are you putting this much effort into an event with Sliver Queen? He's just going to respond with a one-liner anyway.
>>11274481
fucking energy beam nipples?
>>11274147
Hansel and Gretel
>>11274470
Aren't you glad Prince swapped himself out for you? You're probably going to rocket up the tournament board now.
>>11274506
I'll be dead by next post
Blaming you now
>>11274488
It looks like I kinda messed up with this character arc. Sorry, Merryn. I'll write a better one for you. Promise.
Why can you fucks mind your own business for once?
"Hurr it's retarded"
"Write less"
Especially when you only do that to Karen?
You're the one wasting your times shitposting in a RNG thread, let them enjoy themselves the way they want
>>11274506
>only one good tribute left
im shitposting u forever if she doesnt win lenny
>>11274490
>>11274492
Dying over and over again while respawning for the next game sounds very unlikely too. That's why this is a wonderful place!
>>11274499
N-no.
>>11274520
>expecting shitposters to get off someone's ass
You haven't been paying attention in class. I want to speak to your parents.
>f dog killer
>f merryn
Sliver Queen is a speed demon!
Always check your oil.
>>11274505
What, after you killed Duck Guy yesterday? Shrek and I were having a wonderful time.
>>11274517
E-Even if that were true you'd still be 10 points up...
>>11274506
No, no, no! Never, I definitely won't have a pony in this story. The editors will laugh at my face! She's cute... But no can do, this is for an adult audience only.
>Sachin answers her phone
What?! Twenty to Forty year old male demographic?!
>tfw you do far more retarded shit but no one reads your RP :^)
>>11274520
Karen is the only avafag that does this retarded shit
>>11274533
Sonic doesn't ever use a weapon, does he?
>>11274533
At this point I'm just waiting for deaths sweet embrace
>>11274533
>Sachi is baffled that Senji is improving the popularity of her manga
This one seems to be a big hit. I couldn't tell you why though...
>She flips her sketchbook to drawings of Senji
Maybe I should improve her design a little...
>>11274551
The weapon is speed
Feast time.
Holy fuck Fluttershy. So much for being a friend to all animals.
Disloyalty in the ranks?
>>11274556
I'll jack you off, jack you off, I'll jack you off, jack you off, I'll jack you off
>>11274551
He uses a spring in Brawl.
>>11274562
Yeah but how do I work with that? Running him over?
>>11274563
I'm sure there's a reason behind that, but I can't really see it.
>>11274563
>>11274563
I apologize for that misfire, I did not intend to target you...
>>11274563
I blame you Leonard!
>>11274579
>>11274579
>>11274579
allons-y
>>11274551
WELCOME TO THE GREATEST STORM