HG - New Thread Edition That duck guy event seems pretty

How long till primetime?

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>>11265073
You're...a really weird guy.
>As he wipes off some vomit from his uniform he starts awkwardly walking away, obviously trying not to fall over.
Good luck to you, try not to poison anyone else, q
Alriiii--
>He falls flat on his face, the cold ground muffling the rest of his words.

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>>11265167
Probably right after this game desu.
Beg Yuno for faction games.

>>11265168
D-Don't bother getting up...

Beerus is being a fucking asshole, and Kumagawa's hair still looks pretty much the same to me.

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>>11264860
>>11264840
Yes.
Mating...for the animals. Not important. No drive.
Pointless. This place. Odd.
>>11264914
>>11264942
>With surgical precision, her hair lashes out, carving in to him like a hot knife through butter.
>She keeps the organs that can be eaten decently, and drops the rest on the ground, walking off.
>>11265121
...Hm?
>Yomika shakes her head slowly, before patting the khajit on the shoulder.

>>11265094
>I don't know why you are assuming we are of brotherhood, for I am beyond your comprehension. I shan't slay myself, but you are better off dead, for your existence is not needed nor wanted by anyone.

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>>11265033
『Eh? Come on now, we're all friends here, aren't we?』
『Could always just be one of those things I have to get used to though? Maybe so』

>>11265121
『Not bad, not bad at all! You shouldn't hide a talent like that』

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>>11265203
Kharjo still prefers his mace, but perhaps a weapon with a bit more reach can not hurt?

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>>11265213
>Image too godly, removed to preserve sanity.
>Replacing picture.

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>>11265203
>young midoriya is dead because he angered a god
>someone is dying their hair in the colors of the american flag to make me forget

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>>11265168
>Whelp. He's dead now. You killed a man with your cooking.
>You take a picture of his dead body for the scrapbook, too. For good measure.

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>>11265203
>Deku, your presence in these lands has angered us. Your spilt blood is the only thing that can bring you redemption. My brother and I will be waiting.
>>11265213
>I am not surprised that you do not remember us growing up together, for after our parents were slain, I cast a spell of forgetfulness, and abandoned you in a swamp. It was for your own good.

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Beerus is still being a fucking asshole, but now with some added EDGE
and I know those fucking kids were creepy. Don't trust creepy kids, kids.

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>>11265227
>You recieves a mail from the underworld, hell has become pretty modern lately
"Of course I was just joking, a game's a game, no worry... I feel bad though, I was on a winning streak.
Oh wait, I have to cut short this letter, it's time for my 20p.m punishment: eating pineapple pizza. Good luck with the game!'"
-Fyxe

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>>11265203
>Izuku is already dead by the time she got there. He really did just die from food poisoning.

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>>11265289
i knew he should'n't have eaten that old man's takoyaki...

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>>11265265
>Feh. I grow tired of these ridiculous claims. We shall meet again, and one of us won't return from the confrontation.

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>>11265203
>>11265233
>Red, white and blue? Three colors at one time, I don't know about keeping it for too long. I'm not even his student after all.

>>11265274
『Just what it says on the tin』

>>11265287
>Pineapple Pizza
>Truly a fate worse than death

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>>11265274
>Suddenly a pair of heretics ambush Duck God, and brutally sever his heart, holding it in front of his face as he lies dying there.
>>11265310
>Shrek...I'm sorry...I should have been less selfish, and sacrificed myself so your beautiful rule could spread over a new universe.
>Remember me, brother.

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Change your name to sliced bread man, hyuck hyuck

also the god of destruction and nightmare children may or may not be kill.

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>>11265335
Kharjo knows trouble when he smells it. He will put you down.

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>>11265302
shouldn't*
>my grammar's been off ever since that whomst've meme.

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Welcome to the final five!
And one of them is the "Best Campfire Girl", I'm sure this can only improve their odds.

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>>11265335
>

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>>11265371
This one did not commit a crime, but Kharjo has a chance of being victorious. Forgive him.

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>>11265371
J-Just kidding, THIS is the final five...!
Your best girl status didn't help either way Toshi.

Morning

What time do the threads usually pick up?

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>>11265390
>You also wish this person a "morning."

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>>11265371
>>11265389
『Come on now』
『If you think giving me a pity win will improve my mood then you're wrong, you need to give it your bests!』

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>>11265390
Morning anon

Final Four, now.

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>>11265389
well at least i'm not entirely-
>spits blood

>>11265393
Now-ish

>>11265393
Never. HG is dead. Or your post could have been an entry post or something, who knows.

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>Just by chance.
>Is the person who posted the Utsuho Reiuji from this morning here?

>>11265411
>beastiality
nice

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Place your bets kiddos, will it be:
Furry cat man
or
anime milf

a tough decision for sure.

>>11265393
P-Probably after this game, hosting a /co/de at 7 was probably a poor decision.

>>11265451
20 on Kharjo

>>11265451
I hope Kharjo wins.
Lana's mom is a generic thot.

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>>11265451
>after comitting slaughter by slab, the cat suddenly remembers just who is left beside him
Ah, Khajiit seems to have made a grave error in the past. He should not have chosen a companion in a place like this...

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>>11265451
Kharjo.

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>>11265451
>I'm usually wrong about these things so I'll go with Lanas mom. That way Khajo will win.

>>11265451
since kharjo is now jinxed to lose
the thot will win

>>11265451
Looks like no one wants the milf to win

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>>11265470
>>11265477
>>11265488
Kharjo appreciates your kindness, but he has a bad feeling about all of this.

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>>11265451
40 on the bobcat

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Well fuck you guys were pretty spot on

>>11265522
THOT SLAUGHTERED

Congrats Kharjo, you did us all a favour.

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check'em

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CAT MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8

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>>11265522
Here's your reward.

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>>11265522
Khajiit are known to attack from the treetops. It is not often that their prey comes to them however.

>Is someone going to make a "cat in a tree joke"? No? Ok.

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>>11265274
...No.
>>11265335
...Where did I go?
>>11265556
Thank you.

Good work.

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>>11265522
Why is everyone calling Lana's mom thot? She doesn't look like a bird to me.
But congratulations Kharjo!

And thanku for the game SHion!

>>11265555
Checked!

>>11265555
Damn. Checked.

>>11265522
Kharjo is the hero we need AND deserve.

>>11265555
Ex-fucking-cuse me?

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>>11265555
You son of a bitch...
Checked

>>11265522
>>11265556
Congrumalations. This game is happy end.

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>>11265556
CONGRATS BOBCAT MAN ALTHOUGH I ONLY MADE 60 OFF OF THAT WITH A 3:2 WIN RATIO!

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>>11265569
Woops, sorry about that. Guess I missed something.

Bye.

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>>11265556
Congrats on the win Kharjo!

And thanks for the game Shion.

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>>11265555

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>>11265555
NOICE

>>11265555
pedos btfo again

Requesting the current roll chart

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>>11265582
Getting last place could be considered an effort in it's own right...
Nevertheless I am grateful for the opportunity.

>>11265631
>Feeling the need to bring them up.

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at this rate i could get >>11266666 but only if it's not 5 hours away.

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>>11265556
>>11265582
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.

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>>11265582
I got three kills and died of food poisoning...I can live with this.
Thanks for the game.

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>>11265470
>>11265477
>>11265498
>>11265488
>>11265507
Kharjo believes he owes you an apology. Your predictions were correct after all.

>>11265536
>>11265569
>>11265576
>>11265591
>>11265593
Khajiit thanks for your wishes. He will keep them in his heart.

>>11265573
Lady Fyxe, Kharjo is pleased that you witnessed his triumph.
But allow him to say, you appear different.
Perhaps Kharjo is imagining things.

>>11265558
>his eyes grow even wider as he sees the sheer amount of skooma laid out before him
Do not tempt Kharjo, he is no longer a drinking Khajiit.
But he will give it to Ahkari. His debt will be paid sooner than he expected.

>>11265613
Little lady, you should have taken Kharjos gift. The day could have been yours!
>he laughs
But Kharjo thanks you for being here with him today.

>>11265556
And he thanks you as well, for the kindness you have offered, for his victory, and for his new helmet.

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>>11265631
No goddammit we had such a long run without talking about them.

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>>11265632
You never got this from me.

Any hosts thinking of going now?

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>>11265604
Ah.
>>11265665
This...why I did not harm you before. Had feeling.

>tfw no longer among the overall worst 10 tributes
Alright, now I just gotta never enter a game again and I'll be good.

>>11265697
I think you're in the clear.

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>>11265701
Forgive Khajiit, he does not know you. Has he encountered you before during his travels?

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>>11265722
>>11265121
Before. Earlier. During game. Asked me to kill you. Had feeling shouldn't.

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>>11265665
Don't worry Kharjo, your eyes are good. Let's just say I... I had to take a medecine and... There was some side effects involved. But I'm good now, although I'm not used wearing so much clothes...
Hey, how is the tamagotchi going?

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>>11265740
>his fur can't grow pale, but you may imagine it if you want
Ah, yes. Kharjo remembers now.
>he coughs awkwardly
He thanks you for not listening to his ramblings.

>>11265742
I wish you well, friend. I hope you recover fast.
>he mulls a thought over for a bit
Kharjo prefers you with fur, no offense.
>he takes the little gadget from his satchel after a few seconds of moving his other treasures out of the way
The little friend is still "alive" and well, see?

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>>11265784
Y-Yeah, I prefer myself with fur though, but for now I have no choice... Maybe it will grow back during the full moon... I don't know.
>She grabs the tamagotchi, and her smile immediatly disappears.
K-Kharjo... Sure it's alive but...
Look at that!!
See the pixels all over there, it's ahem...
ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ⋅⋅⋅
You're supposed to clean his room! It's a pet, you know? Would you let a real pet live in his own filth? Of course not!

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*unsheathes katana*
*sheathes katana*
*unsheathes gun
*reloads gun*
*pours self a pot of coffee*
*sheathes gun*
*drinks enitre pot of coffee and grabs the mug and walks into the thread*

Good evening.

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>>11265849
>having a katana
>not having a lightkatana

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>>11265784
Mhm.
>Yomika nods, ever so slightly, allowing a tiny grin to cross her face.
Had the feeling. No desire to hurt. That time, at least. Too...hm. Too...
>She mumbles and trails off, seeming to search for the word for a moment.
Not normal...?

>>11265849
Lithisto where'd your eyes go?

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>>11265849
>Whoops, forgot my pic.

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>>11265831
>he doesn't quite see the problem
Kharjo knows no pets that need to be cleaned like that. Cats and dogs take care of their own needs.

>>11265869
>he casts his eyes down
Kharjo is not himself sometimes. He had a bad habit of drink in the past, it did not end well for him.

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>>11265899
Well duh. Of course! But Cats and dogs (feels so weird talking about them now that I'm not one...) have the whole world for them?
That poor little thing here
>She takes her saddest face, as she displays the screen one more.
He only have that tiny screen and 13mb to live.
I told you... You're the god of this digital world
Aren't gods supposed to be benevolent?

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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~

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>>11265861
>rips the lightkatana off your body and attaches it to his own
huh that's pretty cook thanks
>>11265871
Oh woops heh
>he turns his head around revealing that it was put on backwards

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Neat.

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Hot shit, cold shit
Ok muthafucka lets do this
Came ta make it band sawed off razor edge maintained looseness
Comin' through, again and again conduit
Why dem hands wave to
High to it
Wild fire through your city
Wild fire through your whip me
Into lightning two
K'nt hit three
Strikes dug out dated
Fools no dig me
End beat limbo, baba spitting
Blood in slow mo, la la chimney
Warholian nightmare
Storm the gates
25 8, twelve gauge punk weight

>>11265961
>pretty cook
You've just lost your cool privileges, hand back the lightkatana.

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>>11265849
Wow, you certainly are prepared. If anyone fought you without as much preparation, they would surely be impaired.

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>>11265978
*hands you the lightkatana but it accidently cuts through you*
uh...
*opens up a portal to the litho realm and sweeps your body into it while whistling casually*
*closes the portal and wipes the dust off his hands cookly*
*sips his coffee as a reward for a job well done*

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>>11265936
Kharjo did not know! He believed the little thing would take care of itself if Kharjo only fed it.
He had no ill intentions.

guys
lets play minecratf.

>>11266088
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Okay, fuck this I'm hosting.
24 of you give me your real name and address and I'll come get you in about a week and set you up on a private island.

>masturbates to minecraft porn

>>11266088
Sure
>Builds a dirt shack

>>11266124
Isaac Cornellius Wiener.
Cowgirl Lane 69

>>11266124
Marcus, 21 jump st.

>>11266124
Donald J Trump
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

>>11266125
I legitimately did this once

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>>11266146
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>>11266146
Which avafag is secretly Trump?
I'm thinking Junko.

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>>11266056
I know Kharjo... I know. And you still don't believe that this tamagotchi is alive as well...
That's why I...
>She snaps her finger and a digitalizing machine raises from the ground in a cloud of smoke
I decided to show you how life is for that little creature here
>She connects the tamagotchi to the machine.
Alright, enter it, it will transport you inside. Don't worry, it won't trap you forever!

>>11266168
You too? What was yours?

>>11266176
It's Karen.

>>11266176
>implying the LOVELY Junko Enoshima senpai is Dompard Drumphh'df'sd'fp'ph

>>11266176
It's gotta be the one that looks the most like Trump, so i'm saying it's All Might.

>>11266176
>they'll never know

>>11266210
Only if he gets the upcoming quints shall this be true.

>>11266210
Nah, he disguises himself as Mike Pence

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>>11266179
>he suddely seems really wary
>even his ears flip back, though his fur doesn't rise
Forgive him, but Kharjo can not bring himself to trust strange magic. He would rather not step through this gate.

>>11266210
>Judging from the hair I'd say it's Johnny "grab 'em by the pussy" Bravo.

>>11266176
>it's some completely forgettable literally who

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>>11266228
>>11266210
alright, i'll play your little game. if i get these quints then i'll enter myself as "all trump" from now on.

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>>11265899
>Sorry for the reply, needed to set some things down and inspect stuff
In that way...nobody is self all time.
Never tried. Remember people that did. Didn't like how they act.
Not natural.

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>>11266185
I don't remember the context of the video, I just remember it being Minecraft porn and thinking about it now is making me regret some decisions.

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Obviously Trump is Kosaku.

>>11266283
if you're going to Jojo reference Trump you have to use Funny Valentine you [insult word]

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>>11266248
Do I look like so kind of witch to you?
Come on Kharjo, you know me.
I couldn't hurt a fly, even if I tried. Don't you wanna the DIGITAL WORLD ?
Tchh, I thought you were and adventure
>She shows the machine entrance, her face is totally genuine, or maybe it's because fyxe is too dumb to trick people, if anything, the door glows with the light of an unknown of beautiful adventure
So, Kharjo?

>>11266276
Same. 15 year old me thought Enderwoman titties were attractive. What was wrong with me.

>>11266248
>Johnny Bravo
I'd rather have Mike "Heteromaking-Electrocutioner" Pence take me on his lightningrod joyride than have Johnny fucking Bravo be our president.

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>>11266248
>>11266309
I thought you were and adventurer*

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>>11266313
You're missing out, pal.

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>>11266328
AN***
No treatment in the world will ever destroy my love for typos...

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>>11266275
(That's perfectly ok. I'm battling drowsiness as it is.)
Khajiit would have to agree. A word of advice, my friend. Do not mix gambling and drink. Taken together, they will empty your pockets of every septim.

>>11266309
Kharjo is a guard, Lady Fyxe, not an adventurer. He is a careful Khajiit. That does not mean that he does not trust you, only that he prefers to stay on the known paths.
He has seen what awaits those who stray.

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preparing the quints

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Add me on discord for free hosting and shitposting tips Sylvie#2093

Limited offer

>>11266484
Who do you shitpost?

>11266484
>not erp

Just put it in the thread.

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>>11266484

>>11266484
no but I'll take a free popsicle

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>>11266505
Anyone and everyone.

>>11266522
Give me a list please.

>>11266484
Gib more hosting tips please.

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>>11266409

You really missed on something you know? It's alright to stray from time to time! I did and look at me right n-
...
O-Okay maybe I'm not the best example, but really! The digital world is amazing. Your loss.
>She cracks up a beer.
... And you don't even drink...

>>11266509
I think it's some nufag. They're not even on the rollchart.

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>>11266409
Hm.
>A look of confusion crosses the roughly-dressed girl's face. She slowly tilts her head.
..."Gam...ble"?

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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~

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>>11266563
>he eyes the brew
Kharjo does, but he knows when to stop and what not to drink anymore.

>>11266575
It is betting your money on games.

>>11266614
I don't get this joke
Is this some new oversplotch joke

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>>11266618
Money.
Heard it before. But...don't know.

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>>11266618
Well, in any case... Don't forget to clean the little guy's shit. He really doesn't have a lot of space for himself.
I'm going for now Kharjo! Take care and...
>She pinches his cheeks playfully.
Learn to chill down a bit, okay? Bye bye

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>>11266513
popsicle mine

>>11266530
- You
- Everyone else

>>11266536
uhh
gimme something to talk about
like a theme or specific questions

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get

>>11266666

>>11266484
What do you think is the most overlooked but important aspect of hosting a good game?

*me at gym looking at a dude with a massive upper body but small legs in comparison*
Me: "Haha never skip leg day bro."
Guy: *grabs me by the throat, lifts me off the ground and punches me twice in the stomach before dropping me to the floor*
Me: *on my knees, struggling to breathe, tears in my eyes* "... pathetic beta."

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>>11266669
>>11266673
Ohoho, you missed that one! TRY ANOTHER!

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>>11266654
Kharjo does not enjoy the cold. He much prefers the warm sands of Elsweyr. Safe travels, Lady Fyxe.

>>11266638
Money is currency.
>he ponders how to explain it for a few moments
It is a token of value, to trade for goods and services. Like the wares Khajiit sell.

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guess i'm not trump

>>11266660
Gimme commentary tips I suppose? I don't really wanna bug you with too many questions.

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>>11266715
I can settle with being mayor.

>>11266729
Mitsuki?

>>11266660
Event writing, good commentary, knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it, how to battle the desire not to be the center of attention between actually hosting a game, how to not want to die while in the middle of hosting, how to get away with not doing wincards.

*walks into bar*
Me: "Who's Dad do I have to kiss on the lips to get a drink around here!?"
*The bar is empty because it's 10am Monday morning, the barman also isn't present because he's out back in the stock room getting ready for the lunch crowd while everything's quite*
Me: *Exits bar*

>>11266756
Nah I'm another nufag.

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TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF WITH TRIPS

>>11266765
IF they say
>missed another _____ game
then they really like it.

>>11266781
No one says that.

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>>11266776

>>11266793
git gud

People care more about the person hosting than the actual game, just saying.

>>11266807
this desu

>>11266807
They care if they can shitpost them.

>>11266807
How do I become popular enough so people like my games?

*at work drinks*
Co-worker: "Well yeah I consider myself a feminist."
Me: "Oh really? Wow."
Co-worker: "Wow? Why wow? You wouldn't consider yourself a feminist?"
Me: "Uhhhh I dunno, I'm not really sure if I'd label myself that, I'm not sure if I know enough about it."
Co-worker: "Pretty much if you believe in equality between sexs then you're a feminist."
Me: "Oooohhhh ok then, well then yeah definitely not."
Co-worker: "...wait. So you don't believe in equality?"
Me: "I don't know man I don't really know heaps about it."
Co-worker: "What do you mean!? What does that mean!? What are you unclear about!?"
Me: "Wow, I just don't really know about all of that stuff man! I was raised Christian and ever since high school I've just kind of been chilling doing my own thing... like I got into music production for a bit and now I'm thinking about going back to uni but I'm just not sure."
Co-worker: "You're really really dumb man, frustratingly dumb."
Me: "I know man I know, I'm sorry."

>>11266807
>host anonymously and they still like it

>>11266881
>they don't really mean that, they're just saying that

>>11266807
I'm so glad that you're such an empath that you know everyone's particular thoughts about something and can speek for them.

>>11266842
You don't.
Stop trying to be liked, be genuine and it will come naturally.
Tryharding never does any good

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>>11266807
Oh shit

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>>11266690
A good host is an entertainer first, host second. Don't focus too much on your events, backgrounds and instead focus on the entertainment value of your games. Sure they have to look good, but unless you're going for a memorable experience like Aikawa's hungertale, they don't matter too much. I could ask you right now what Asgore's background looks like and you probably wouldn't be able to tell me. Be a persona, be a character and most importantly make your games memorable. This can be done by picking your theme well, or doing something nobody else does. Find your unique trait before even starting to write your events.

>>11266729
Commentary is really subjective, I've never liked doing it myself. Either you make it something special (See: Seth) or it just gets bland like any other host does them. Everyone can look at a slide and read out what it says so I personally don't even care that much if a host doesn't do it at all.

>>11266765
Uhh, pretty much a rehash of the first reply. If you don't like getting attention, being a popular host is going to be hard for you. It's about putting yourself in the spotlight and putting on a show, sort of like a performer in a way? Much less big though, you're entertaining 48 people at most.

>>11266912
What if I'm just an unlikable person?

It's insecure hours all over again.

Holy shit, get a life

Remember that Rin made the awful haunted hotel code and is opinion isn't worth shit

>>11266962
So what you're saying is that the code is memorable?

>>11266973
pretty sure he said its awful

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>>11266708
...I see.
Why not just give? I have food. Water. Shelter. Everything needed. Don't see why not.

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>>11266962
>awful
That's why it was hosted instead of default for a month straight and now among the /co/des that are still hosted?
It was never meant to be THAT widespread, the code was made to host every now and then because it barely has any events to it so, yes, it got boring quick.

>>11266973
Crendor's code is memorable.

The haunted hotel code is a big boring turd, any /co/de is more entertaining

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T CARE WHO HOSTS AS LONG AS THEY FOLLOW THROUGH AND GIVE US A WINNER?

>>11266987
awful can be memorable.

>>11266924
Thanks Rin, I don't really remember how Seth used to commentate, I'll admit that I myself don't really read commentary either, but I understand your point. I'll still host every now and again, but I'll quit trying to be known for my games/Hosting.

>>11267003
You're just saying that. You want a host that is better than others.

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>>11266924
>I could ask you right now what Asgore's background looks like and you probably wouldn't be able to tell me.
They range from alright to bad.

Also, I'll ask: what does one do when one doesn't have a hosting persona and can't think of one?

>>11266924
Asgore's way above your level Rin, fuck off

>>11266962
>exaggerating one example to damage a person's credibility
>while saying it as anon, and having no credibility of your own

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>>11267040
I know! Commentate on your lack of ability to be able to commentate! Like this:

I can't really think of anything to say right now, so [ramble ramble ramble]

works everytime

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>>11267021
WELL IF YOU WANT ME TO PICK A FAVORITE, THRILL RIDE IS THE BEST IN MY OPINION.

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>>11266996
haunted hotel code is a masterpiece and used to be my inspiration

>>11267040
>>11267077
Event writing, good commentary, knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it, how to battle the desire not to be the center of attention between actually hosting a game, how to not want to die while in the middle of hosting, how to get away with not doing wincards.

>>11267082
Shitstorm incoming :3c

>>11267040
>hosting persona
I literally host as my irl self

no one can tell you that you have bad rp if you are your own source

>>11267082
No point hosting then.

>>11267087
So that's why Hungertale is so boring?

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This is my wife
She has been a good girl today so give her lots of headpats

>>11267127
Who talks like that?

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>>11266992
You don't have enough to give to everyone. Some make more than they need and give to others. But if they get nothing in return, they would not have all they need.
Coin makes the exchange easier, that is all.
>his eyes wander towards the caravan, where preparations are made to depart
Forgive Kharjo, but he has to leave. The caravan needs him.
>he gives a curteous nod and waits for a response before leaving for the moment

>i'm literally crying now
>i will never be a good host

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This is my wife
She has been a good girl today so give her lots of headpats

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>>11267040
Think of something you're good at. Seth was good at, well, being Seth. So that's what he did. Aikawa's good at coding, so he used that to create Hungertale. Hoshi (and yes, this hurts to say) is good at building up hype for his games, so that's what he does. I like to think I'm decent at writing horror, so I used that to make all my codes in that direction.
Think about what you're good at and amplify it by a hundred. That's your persona/shtick.

>>11267049
I never said he wasn't?

>>11267150
Don't say that

>Asgore

>>11267141
Who talks like what?

>>11267150
>Hosting for rep

Lol

>>11266793
I've seen that said numerous times.

>>11267162
So Asgore's shtick is mimicking seth?

>>11267162
What if I'm good at nothing?

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>>11267161
>HeadBaps

>>11267161
delet this!

>>11267161
This is my wife
*She's been a good girl today so smoke this dank shit with her

Fify

>>11267184
mimicking oldfags yes

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>Want to have a nice walk on the beach?

>>11267182
Not about my games.

>>11267162
This is good advice, thanks Rin.

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>>11267206
Yes.

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This is my wife
She has been a good girl today so give her lots of headpats.

Y'all have given me a lot of inspiration here tonight, gonna put a lot of stuff here into process. Just gotta work on remembering to post the images though...

>>11267186
Then you just haven't found what you're good at yet

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>>11267229
hi yuno

>>11267235
Very inspirational but not good advice.

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>>11267148
Hm. Don't get it all. But okay.
>She nods slowly to Kharjo.
Good bye.

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>>11267227
>New thread?

>>11267229
>>11267237
>that's yuno
>they entered as pandemonium filler
Noted.

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>>11267260
EXPOSED

>>11267260
>literal autism: the post
Noted

>>11267237
?

>>11267260
???

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>>11267260
The memes were true

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>>11267258
Affirmative.

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>>11267077
...Noted.

>>11267091
>Event writing
Keep a pen and paper with you. I kept one on my nightstand and wrote down something like 5 pages worth of events doing that over the Summer.
>good commentary
Commentate beyond the events, just don't read them verbatim. Apply things from the character's source material, or from past events, or even from past games.
>knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it,
I have never thought about that, and neither should you.
>how to battle the desire not to be the center of attention between actually hosting a game
Why not both? Don't host just for attention, obviously, but if it comes to you, then it comes to you.
>how to not want to die while in the middle of hosting
Only hosting when you feel close to 100%. Also, caffeine.
>how to get away with not doing wincards.
Not mandatory, but slap something together in Paint if you feel so inclined. People love any sort of wincard.

>>11267162
The only thing I can think of is creativity, which shows in the events and the general atmosphere I guess.

>>11267184
He was an inspiration for certain.

>Event writing
Keep a pen and paper with you. I kept one on my nightstand and wrote down something like 5 pages worth of events doing that over the Summer.
>good commentary
Commentate beyond the events, just don't read them verbatim. Apply things from the character's source material, or from past events, or even from past games.
>knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it,
I have never thought about that, and neither should you.
>how to battle the desire not to be the center of attention between actually hosting a game
Why not both? Don't host just for attention, obviously, but if it comes to you, then it comes to you.
>how to not want to die while in the middle of hosting
Only hosting when you feel close to 100%. Also, caffeine.
>how to get away with not doing wincards.
Not mandatory, but slap something together in Paint if you feel so inclined. People love any sort of wincard.

>>11267260
>rigged pandemonium
>not really though the thought process is more like if pandemonium dies then monochrome just autowins so they probably wanted to balance it out by entering their own game or something
>rigged for pandemonium either way desu

>Event writing
Keep a pen and paper with you. I kept one on my nightstand and wrote down something like 5 pages worth of events doing that over the Summer.
>good commentary
Commentate beyond the events, just don't read them verbatim. Apply things from the character's source material, or from past events, or even from past games.
>knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it,
I have never thought about that, and neither should you.
>how to battle the desire not to be the center of attention between actually hosting a game
Why not both? Don't host just for attention, obviously, but if it comes to you, then it comes to you.
>how to not want to die while in the middle of hosting
Only hosting when you feel close to 100%. Also, caffeine.
>how to get away with not doing wincards.
Not mandatory, but slap something together in Paint if you feel so inclined. People love any sort of wincard.

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>>11264482
Hi Aikawa.

HG - New Thread Edition

That duck guy event seems pretty fucking accurate.

Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)19:33:19 No.11265167>>11265203

How long till primetime?

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>>11265073 (Cross-thread)
You're...a really weird guy.
>As he wipes off some vomit from his uniform he starts awkwardly walking away, obviously trying not to fall over.
Good luck to you, try not to poison anyone else, q
Alriiii--
>He falls flat on his face, the cold ground muffling the rest of his words.

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>>11265167
Probably right after this game desu.
Beg Yuno for faction games.

>>11265168
D-Don't bother getting up...

Beerus is being a fucking asshole, and Kumagawa's hair still looks pretty much the same to me.

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>>11264860 (Cross-thread)
>>11264840 (Cross-thread)
Yes.
Mating...for the animals. Not important. No drive.
Pointless. This place. Odd.
>>11264914 (Cross-thread)
>>11264942 (Cross-thread)
>With surgical precision, her hair lashes out, carving in to him like a hot knife through butter.
>She keeps the organs that can be eaten decently, and drops the rest on the ground, walking off.
>>11265121 (OP)
...Hm?
>Yomika shakes her head slowly, before patting the khajit on the shoulder.

Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)19:36:24 No.11265213>>11265231 >>11265265

>>11265094 (Cross-thread)
>I don't know why you are assuming we are of brotherhood, for I am beyond your comprehension. I shan't slay myself, but you are better off dead, for your existence is not needed nor wanted by anyone.

Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)19:37:19 No.

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>>11267333
That's not a (You)

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>>11267317
>>11267323
>turning advice into copypasta

>>11267333
EXPOSED

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>>11267150
You don't need to cry over being a bad host if you just tell yourself that you're good. Positivity will set you free broski.

>>11267354
yeah learn from eric
He's probably one of the worst around if not the absolute worst yet you never see him crying about it

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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~

>>11267354
>>11267378
>I'll never be Eric
Y-yay

>>11267383
>she will never vore me

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>>11267340
Huuuuuh?

>>11267091
>knowing if people are just saying they like your game so you host again or if you really like it
If you care about people's opinion's, then ask them what they think about your games.

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>>11267345
>Nobody whiteknights me when someone does it to me.

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>>11267378
Exactly!

>>11267396
Holy fuck, stop moping. I'm probably the biggest moper in the universe and you're acting like a bigger faggot like me. After beach game I'll host my trash just to prove that you can do it too.

>>11267416
Link to the porn plz.

>>11265849
>Whoops, forgot my pic.

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>>11265831
>he doesn't quite see the problem
Kharjo knows no pets that need to be cleaned like that. Cats and dogs take care of their own needs.

>>11265869
>he casts his eyes down
Kharjo is not himself sometimes. He had a bad habit of drink in the past, it did not end well for him.

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>>11265899
Well duh. Of course! But Cats and dogs (feels so weird talking about them now that I'm not one...) have the whole world for them?
That poor little thing here
>She takes her saddest face, as she displays the screen one more.
He only have that tiny screen and 13mb to live.
I told you... You're the god of this digital world
Aren't gods supposed to be benevolent?

Anonymous (22) 08/28/17(Mon)20:31:40 No.11265953
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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~

Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)20:32:15 No.11265961>>11265978
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>>11265861
>rips the lightkatana off your body and attaches it to his own
huh that's pretty cook thanks
>>11265871
Oh woops heh
>he turns his head around revealing that it was put on backwards

Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)20:33:08 No.11265970
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Neat.

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>>11267402
no deal

Waiting for that new game.......ahaha...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeCWpKeWfKw

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>>11267434
>Whoops, sorry, was reading some stuff here.

>New thread coming right up

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>>11267431
>you
EXPOSED!

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>>11267504
>>11267504
>>11267504

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>>11267428
https://m.tnaflix.com/cum-videos/Nichijou-Hentai-Cosplay/video418863

Mari's actress has been in some really hardcore stuff.

>>11266176
Juncuck is more like the average McDo's employee.